Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[webstar]

Why wouldn’t he fly?

I’m guessing finical trouble in the Hanky household

[joswift]

Why wouldn’t he fly?

I’m guessing finical trouble in the Hanky household

maybe Ems clipped his wings

[joswift]

Looks like Brians on the bravado bong again....


Ladies and gentlemen I give you, a law student???

[chaos]

Looks like Brians on the bravado bong again....


Ladies and gentlemen I give you, a law student???

LMAO, is this like the "I got into dozens of fights every day while I was in school" posts?

[joswift]

LMAO, is this like the "I got into dozens of fights every day while I was in school" posts?

I hope its true and he hits his head on the kerb after a particularly hard shot

Drooling in a wheelchair or maybe a stroke so he loses his left bicep will do.

I have been informed the offending post has found its way to the law school director...

[Van_Bilderass]

I note the bar requires good character from prospective lawyers. It's ironic how people have the lowest opinion of lawyers in polls about different professions, how they are untrustworthy, manipulative, aggressive, leeches, how they have shit ethics in general. At the same time I understand what Soul Crusher is saying, you can't be completely disagreeable or it's unlikely you'll succeed.

I have been informed the offending post has found its way to the law school director...

 

[WrongAdvices]

Looks like Brians on the bravado bong again....


Ladies and gentlemen I give you, a law student???

He’s talking about the crotch dive sparring, unless the ditch drunks have returned looking for vengeance.

[rocket]

I note the bar requires good character from prospective lawyers. It's ironic how people have the lowest opinion of lawyers in polls about different professions, how they are untrustworthy, manipulative, aggressive, leeches, how they have shit ethics in general.

It is somewhat ironic but generally, the idea is to be uncovered as a massive c unt, after you've passed the bar, not before.

[rocket]

he thinks he knows better than the professors already, he has no respect for anyone

He probbaly thinks his wife is a dumbass and cant teach him anything about law.

As a person who wants him to succeed, it is concerning me how off script he has gone already, compared to the usual very quiet beginnings of a student embarking on a degree.

Already he is viciously jerking himself off about the whole affair and he's been there five minutes. 

He could have easily done the entire degree with nobody knowing.  I say easily - if he wasn't Brian.

[Walter Sobchak]

He is her cross to bare sadly.    She deserved better, just as everyone else did.

At least my lawyer knows the term is actually 'cross to bear.'

Fucking broom closet hack.

 

[keanu]

He could have easily done the entire degree with nobody knowing.  I say easily - if he wasn't Brian.

   Exactly. In my life when I wanted to do something I rarely told people about it, I just did it.  School is a marathon not a sprint. Conserve your mind and energy for the right things.

[Rambone]

   Exactly. In my life when I wanted to do something I rarely told people about it, I just did it.  School is a marathon not a sprint. Conserve your mind and energy for the right things.

[rocket]

   Exactly. In my life when I wanted to do something I rarely told people about it, I just did it.  School is a marathon not a sprint. Conserve your mind and energy for the right things.

[IroNat]

At least my lawyer knows the term is actually 'cross to bear.'

Fucking broom closet hack.

 

Brutal homonym-check of Peace.

[joswift]

At least my lawyer knows the term is actually 'cross to bear.'

Fucking broom closet hack.

 

anyone who has a lawyer is normally a criminal..

[BigRo]

anyone who has a lawyer is normally a criminal..

Brian is a criminal hoping to be a lawyer. He will protect woman beaters for sure.

[Gym Rat]

Brian is a criminal hoping to be a lawyer. He will protect woman beaters for sure.

"Wee Willy Hankins" wont be passing any tests, any bars or anything at all, except for maybe a kidney stone.
The clown acts like a 13 yr old on Social Media, just shows his mental illness and severe immaturity.

Probably the biggest buffoon in internet-meme history. His poor mentally-ill kid doesnt have a chance.
Jen Stipespring must horrified, though she did allow this brainless child-man impregnate her. She cant be too bright, though she did not stand for his foolishness for long.

Brian Wood Healy Hankins, fake tough guy with an 0-2 MMA record, yet he says he beat up the world while growing up.
Im sure he bullied smaller weak kids when he was a child. Bully mentality.

Mentally ill moron... its fun to watch the shit-show though.

[WrongAdvices]

Brian is a criminal hoping to be a lawyer. He will protect woman beaters for sure.

They say: “A lawyer who represents himself in court, has a fool for a client”

[Taffin]

One thing that gets me about bhanks is that he really does embody that multi personality, sociopath trait where they look like completely different people, depending on the character they want to portray. 

Like that one is clearly "bright eyed and bushy tailed new law student", but he also has been interchangeably running "25 year lawyer shark" pics this week, too. 

"…there is an idea of a Brian Hankins, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there"

[Walter Sobchak]

anyone who has a lawyer is normally a criminal..

60% of the time it works every time...

[WrongAdvices]

60% of the time it works every time...

100% of the time Brian Wood Healy Hankins hasn’t worked any of the time in decades except Home Depot appliances and data entry from home until fired

[webstar]

100% of the time Brian Wood Healy Hankins hasn’t worked any of the time in decades except Home Depot appliances and data entry from home until fired

Looks like he was told to take down his Facebook.

( I can’t find it anymore)

[Dave D]

Looks like he was told to take down his Facebook.

( I can’t find it anymore)

That’s a MENSA level move. He has zero self control/ restraint so he’s removing the social media stumbling block from his path.

[Lartinos]

Looks like he was told to take down his Facebook.

( I can’t find it anymore)

Maybe related to him already getting kicked out of school for fraud again.

He could be lucky and they just warned him to STFU about their school on the internet.

[joswift]

Looks like he was told to take down his Facebook.

( I can’t find it anymore)

yep, gone again...


"But Em.. they are hurting my law school career"
"Just stop posting on FB you stupid bastard"