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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6550 on: September 22, 2026, 04:58:49 AM »
We told you this was going to happen and you called us 'idiots'  ::)

And note the situation with your home now, which you purchased after you were married.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6551 on: September 22, 2026, 05:18:10 AM »
Looks like the latest law school failure was the final straw for Em.

He's out of law school?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6552 on: September 22, 2026, 05:18:57 AM »
Hanks - focus on passing law school and the bar exam in 4 years, not GetBig.  F O C U S!!!!     

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6553 on: September 22, 2026, 06:51:10 AM »
Hanks - focus on passing law school and the bar exam in 4 years, not GetBig.  F O C U S!!!!   

hes already out.... and he only put it on FB so he can blame someone else for his failure

Wait until the cops come round to move him out his house so Em can move back with her daughter

This is going to be next level mayhem

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6554 on: September 22, 2026, 06:55:10 AM »
Looks like the latest law school failure was the final straw for Em.

Imagine the embarrassment she must feel going into work with people knowing who her husband is.

She must have got sick of telling him to stay off social media.
All the money he spent getting his internet history from Google cleared, all the mugshots taken down (you cant find them anymore) to try and get himself accepted at a law school and then posting he was doing it on FB knowing what the people here would do to him.

Brian shits his pants again...

I don’t know if I was correct, but that what I said in 2025. I told him not to do the legal thing because his marriage is over if it doesn’t work out.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6555 on: September 22, 2026, 07:04:38 AM »
I don’t know if I was correct, but that what I said in 2025. I told not to do the legal thing because his marriage is over if it doesn’t work out.

I dont think we needed to be Nostradamus to know his marriage wouldnt work out..

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6556 on: September 22, 2026, 07:04:46 AM »
Should we let bhank back on to getbig to explain himself ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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« Reply #6557 on: September 22, 2026, 07:06:05 AM »
Should we let bhank back on to getbig to explain himself ???

No, fuck him, it will be killing him reading this

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6558 on: September 22, 2026, 07:23:18 AM »
No, fuck him, it will be killing him reading this
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Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6559 on: September 22, 2026, 07:24:41 AM »
Hanky looking for some panky...


Brian swears up and down he is not a homosexual. However, he is posting on a Facebook Fitness group that he is single and 48. Like I don’t even think he’s a closest homosexual anymore. He is a full on pickle kisser.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6560 on: September 22, 2026, 07:24:44 AM »
[Intro]
Is this the real life? Is this just Bhanky?
Caught in another lie, no escape from Clegg-ality
Open your eyes, look up to his gut and see
I'm just a Cartoon Dog, I need no sympathy (Ooh, poor boy)
Because I'm easy come, easy go, always high, little schmoe
Any way the wind blows (Ooh, the wind blows)
Doesn't really matter to Hanky, to Han-kee



Good one. 
I wonder how many Getbiggers get it?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6561 on: September 22, 2026, 07:30:49 AM »
I thought MDMA was nasty?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6562 on: September 22, 2026, 07:39:54 AM »
I dont think we needed to be Nostradamus to know his marriage wouldnt work out..

Quasimodo predicted all of this.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6563 on: September 22, 2026, 09:03:45 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6564 on: September 22, 2026, 11:28:14 AM »
This recent behavior is almost unbelievable to me, even for him.

People don't change their essential genetics including their personality, especially at 50. So why get mad at him, doesn't it mean you think he could change? :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6565 on: September 22, 2026, 11:36:37 AM »
Should we let bhank back on to getbig to explain himself ???


NO - let the bald elephant headed Khvnt suffer
he was warned often enough & as usual he thought he new best.
By Fuck Was He WRONG. As per usual.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6566 on: September 22, 2026, 12:32:17 PM »
I don’t know if I was correct, but that what I said in 2025. I told him not to do the legal thing because his marriage is over if it doesn’t work out.

I still can't believe he got rid of that gorgeous waterfront property. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6567 on: September 22, 2026, 12:33:17 PM »
He's out of law school?

Define what "out" means.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6568 on: September 22, 2026, 12:51:46 PM »
Are there no Getbiggers who feel compassion for our Bhanky?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6569 on: September 22, 2026, 02:08:03 PM »
I still can't believe he got rid of that gorgeous waterfront property.

Where did he post that law school ended?
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6570 on: September 22, 2026, 02:27:43 PM »
Define what "out" means.

the opposite of "in"

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6571 on: September 22, 2026, 02:46:55 PM »
went to his facebook page...  saw his pulldowns clip...  jezus,, for someone with a shot pec and just complained about shoulder grinding noise...  pulling down as far as he does,,,,  just asking for it... stoooopid....  ::)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6572 on: September 22, 2026, 02:50:31 PM »
went to his facebook page...  saw his pulldowns clip...  jezus,, for someone with a shot pec and just complained about shoulder grinding noise...  pulling down as far as he does,,,,  just asking for it... stoooopid....  ::)

I really dont think he ever does an actual training session, he just goes in the gym and lifts things

Every video he posts looks like someones dad just gone in when their sons lifting and decided to have a go..

That pulldown is like you see people on their very first day in the gym

Fucktard claims hes been in gyms for 30 years yet didnt know to put a small plate under the end of the deadlift bar to slide plates on easier

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6573 on: September 22, 2026, 08:37:49 PM »
Which lasted longer, the failed Saturday night date or the fajitas with Coach?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #6574 on: September 22, 2026, 08:39:28 PM »
Looks like the latest law school failure was the final straw for Em.

Imagine the embarrassment she must feel going into work with people knowing who her husband is.

She must have got sick of telling him to stay off social media.
All the money he spent getting his internet history from Google cleared, all the mugshots taken down (you cant find them anymore) to try and get himself accepted at a law school and then posting he was doing it on FB knowing what the people here would do to him.

Brian shits his pants again...

Don't worry, the way he's spiraling there will certainly be more coming online soon