Phantom Spunker: place an upside down coffee cup next to your NPC trophies 🏆

[Bevo]

What’s he going to do without GB. This board is all he has

[Grape Ape]

What’s he going to do without GB. This board is all he has

He can join a support group for banded members with affeman, musclebuff, and musclebuff's soon to be banded new gimmick.

[WrongAdvices]

If there is one long term constant on Getbig it is that the shit posting morons truly don’t realize how fucking retarded they are.

Spastic NW83 makes Shizzo look like a brilliant, Hall of Fame poster.

Getbig is an extremely extremely rare gem. A place on the Internet where you can post without censorship, without too many people drowning you out and without two few for any meaningful interaction.  Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and the rest would kill to have a similar set up.  We all owe Ron a huge debt.  Shitheads spamming the board or threatening to close it down are unbelievably foolish.

[rocket]

I'm unclear how a 6 month ban was miscalculated to 90 days.  In order for Royalty to find some clarity, he truly needs the extra 3 months.  I fear that 90 days is short enough that he can simply remain the same retard he is and emerge, unrepentant. 

This thread was far more enjoyable than almost all bhanksian drama.  Kudos to main characters, Royalty, for his willingness to take on the mantel as getbig's premier delusional clown and of course Das Spunker for having it put in his lap and knocking it out of the park with aplomb.

[WrongAdvices]

I'm unclear how a 6 month ban was miscalculated to 90 days.  In order for Royalty to find some clarity, he truly needs the extra 3 months.  I fear that 90 days is short enough that he can simply remain the same retard he is and emerge, unrepentant. 

This thread was far more enjoyable than almost all bhanksian drama.  Kudos to main characters, Royalty, for his willingness to take on the mantel as getbig's premier delusional clown and of course Das Spunker for having it put in his lap and knocking it out of the park with aplomb.

If mercy is being applied, time for JPJ to be reinstated.

[Grape Ape]

If mercy is being applied, time for JPJ to be reinstated.

Agree.

[NaturalWonder83]

If there is one long term constant on Getbig it is that the shit posting morons truly don’t realize how fucking retarded they are.

Spastic NW83 makes Shizzo look like a brilliant, Hall of Fame poster.

Wally the Walrus: I’m sorry that you don’t understand the difference between the actions of:

“To PLACE an upside down coffee cup next to a trophy” which means to position the cup on a flat surface and leave it there to take the photo

vs

“To HOLD a tilted coffee cup clenched in feminine long fingers ABOVE the base of the trophy in midair while taking the photo”

[LurkerNoMore]

Wally the Walrus: I’m sorry that you don’t understand the difference between the actions of:

“To PLACE an upside down coffee cup next to a trophy” which means to position the cup on a flat surface and leave it there to take the photo

vs

“To HOLD a tilted coffee cup clenched in feminine long fingers ABOVE the base of the trophy in midair while taking the photo”

Let it go.  The fact it was held or not is meaningless.  The upside down coffee cup requirement was fulfilled.  And that weak ass excuse about photoshop is laughable because it would have been easier to photoshop just a coffee cup as opposed to including a hand and getting the blending and overall tone matched as well.

[Krankenstein]

Wally the Walrus: I’m sorry that you don’t understand the difference between the actions of:

“To PLACE an upside down coffee cup next to a trophy” which means to position the cup on a flat surface and leave it there to take the photo

vs

“To HOLD a tilted coffee cup clenched in feminine long fingers ABOVE the base of the trophy in midair while taking the photo”

Hi Royalty

Dear Diary,

Whilst my principal account has been banded, I yet retain the ability to behold the most comely likenesses of the hands belonging to the fellows of GetBig. The mere sight of them affords me many an hour’s private diversion and agreeable contemplation.

Yours Truly,
Royalty

[rocket]

NW, would you submit to a 3 month account ban deathmatch with spunker on your claims that place is defined as such?

Adjudication to be done by legal counsel SoulCrusher.

[NaturalWonder83]

Let it go.  The fact it was held or not is meaningless.  The upside down coffee cup requirement was fulfilled.  And that weak ass excuse about photoshop is laughable because it would have been easier to photoshop just a coffee cup as opposed to including a hand and getting the blending and overall tone matched as well.

Okay

[Taffin]

At this point in time there will be no disciplinary action taken against NW83. Per Private Messages with danimal77, Royalty has been banished for 90 days.

God bless you!  I have only ever muted/blocked one person on here - and that decision made this thread a bit hard to follow if I'm honest! 

Re: Misapplication of GB COCK, Code Duello, and Moderator Review Obligations

The Committee™’s invocation of the Get Big Code of Conduct Keystones (GB COCK) and Code Duello is inconsistent with its own precedent.

GB COCK §2.3(b) (rev. March 2025) draws a bright-line distinction between poster-to-poster disputes and competence reviews of authority holders. The latter are expressly excluded from adversarial or performative resolution mechanisms. This principle was reaffirmed in Hankins v. Josh (Committee Findings, May 2024), where the Committee™ held that “no amount of rhetorical victory cures structural incompetence.”

Similarly, the Committee™’s post-mortem on the OneMoreRep v. SuckMyMuscle War (2012–2013) concluded that escalation frameworks are containment tools, not substitutes for judgment—particularly where one party benefits from institutional protection. That finding was later cited in Memorandum 18-02 (January 2018) cautioning against “spectacle-driven avoidance of substantive review.”

The present matter concerns moderator fitness, not interpersonal grievance. Suggesting Code Duello as a remedy is therefore contrary to settled practice.

Further, the Committee™ should be mindful of its own guidance in Advisory Note 20-07 (June 2024) regarding conflicts of interest. That advisory arose in part from concerns that GrapeApe had leveraged Committee™ authority in disputes tangentially involving French Toast-related enforcement, creating at minimum the appearance of personal benefit influencing procedural outcomes. While no formal finding was issued, the Committee™ acknowledged that even perceived self-dealing erodes institutional credibility.

Finally, the Committee™’s attempt to diffuse the issue through humor mirrors its rejected approach in Chaos Review Addendum (August 2015), where the Committee™ acknowledged that physical distractions—including, memorably, Chaos’s cankles—were irrelevant to assessing whether authority was exercised competently.

If the Committee™ has abandoned these standards, it should state so explicitly. Otherwise, continued reliance on deflection constitutes a refusal to apply the GB COCK as written.

Magnificent!