I was too lazy to pack lunch today, so I stopped by subway, because it's close. There was this 350lb slob ordering two people ahead of me. I guess he was the office gofer and had a list of about 10 subs. (you can call orders in, dumbfucks). Anyway, I get tired of waiting and just said loud enough for everyone to hear me "Look everybody, Jared is getting one of everything!" All the people in line started laughing. He got all red faced and just looked straight ahead at the wall. hahahaha f'n tub