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Funny lunch time story.
« on: July 05, 2006, 10:41:20 AM »
I was too lazy to pack lunch today, so I stopped by subway, because it's close.  There was this 350lb slob ordering two people ahead of me.  I guess he was the office gofer and had a list of about 10 subs.  (you can call orders in, dumbfucks).  Anyway, I get tired of waiting and just said loud enough for everyone to hear me "Look everybody, Jared is getting one of everything!"  All the people in line started laughing.  He got all red faced and just looked straight ahead at the wall.  hahahaha  f'n tub
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2006, 10:42:56 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 05, 2006, 10:41:20 AM
I was too lazy to pack lunch today, so I stopped by subway, because it's close.  There was this 350lb slob ordering two people ahead of me.  I guess he was the office gofer and had a list of about 10 subs.  (you can call orders in, dumbfucks).  Anyway, I get tired of waiting and just said loud enough for everyone to hear me "Look everybody, Jared is getting one of everything!"  All the people in line started laughing.  He got all red faced and just looked straight ahead at the wall.  hahahaha  f'n tub

That fucked up.






But funny.











Don't be surprised if this fat guy comes looking for you............
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2006, 10:43:36 AM »
Quote from: gordiano on July 05, 2006, 10:42:56 AM
That fucked up.






But funny.











Don't be surprised if this fat guy comes looking for you............

hahaha, what to eat me?
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2006, 10:48:07 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 05, 2006, 10:43:36 AM
hahaha, what to eat me?

You know, that is the type of guy with nothing to lose. I bet you he's depressed beyond anything we can imagine. Now here you are, I imagine, in good shape, making fun of an obese guy. Things going for you, et cetera.



Where do you live? I am just curious, so I don't visit the area, when this fat guy start sniping people.........
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2006, 10:48:49 AM »
Thinking of that fat dude ordering all the subway food makes me think of "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life"  when that massive fat fuck with the 200 plates of food was puking all over the restaurant
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2006, 10:52:29 AM »
good ownage...i approve....fat people who order ten subs are open game for ridicule....
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2006, 10:57:04 AM »
Quote from: gordiano on July 05, 2006, 10:48:07 AM
You know, that is the type of guy with nothing to lose. I bet you he's depressed beyond anything we can imagine. Now here you are, I imagine, in good shape, making fun of an obese guy. Things going for you, et cetera.



Where do you live? I am just curious, so I don't visit the area, when this fat guy start sniping people.........

I live in NC. 
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2006, 10:59:37 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 05, 2006, 10:41:20 AM
I was too lazy to pack lunch today, so I stopped by subway, because it's close.  There was this 350lb slob ordering two people ahead of me.  I guess he was the office gofer and had a list of about 10 subs.  (you can call orders in, dumbfucks).  Anyway, I get tired of waiting and just said loud enough for everyone to hear me "Look everybody, Jared is getting one of everything!"  All the people in line started laughing.  He got all red faced and just looked straight ahead at the wall.  hahahaha  f'n tub

 Brutal OWNING! Notice the fat fcuk having a Monster Meltdown as he stared straight at the wall turning red?
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2006, 11:06:51 AM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on July 05, 2006, 10:59:37 AM
Brutal OWNING! Notice the fat fcuk having a Monster Meltdown as he stared straight at the wall turning red?

It was great.  Even a couple of the employees were snickering. hahaha
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2006, 11:11:10 AM »
Oh yeah your the man.Good job you showed him.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2006, 11:14:11 AM »
I was playing football at the beach yesterday and owned some fat guy by after catching the foot ball I ran backwards in the end zone ....
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2006, 11:15:29 AM »
Quote from: Lee_a_priest on July 05, 2006, 11:11:10 AM
Oh yeah your the man.Good job you showed him.

I sure did.  Hey, at least I didn't swipe his subs.  I wonder if he would have just sat there?
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2006, 11:17:47 AM »
Quote from: jaejonna on July 05, 2006, 11:14:11 AM
I was playing football at the beach yesterday and owned some fat guy by after catching the foot ball I ran backwards in the end zone ....

hahaha, good job.  Did you taunt him with the ball?
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2006, 11:19:32 AM »
I told him that he probably could of caught me if he envisioned the football as a peice of fried chicken...he then was like " fried chicken....hold on imma be right back.." (as he walked towards the concession stand)
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2006, 11:21:18 AM »
Quote from: jaejonna on July 05, 2006, 11:19:32 AM
I told him that he probably could of caught me if he envisioned the football as a peice of fried chicken...he then was like " fried chicken....hold on imma be right back.." (as he walked towards the concession stand)

hahaha, are you sure it wasn't a certain pro we know on this site?  He likes fried chicken, too.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2006, 11:23:49 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 05, 2006, 11:21:18 AM
hahaha, are you sure it wasn't a certain pro we know on this site?  He likes fried chicken, too.
Nah i was on eye level with this guy, if it is who i think you were referring to, then he would of been pointed to the lil boy section of the beach...
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2006, 11:25:05 AM »
Quote from: jaejonna on July 05, 2006, 11:23:49 AM
Nah i was on eye level with this guy, if it is who i think you were referring to, then he would of been pointed to the lil boy section of the beach...

True, he couldn't even ride on the carousel.  :-\
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2006, 11:25:23 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 05, 2006, 11:15:29 AM
I sure did.  Hey, at least I didn't swipe his subs.  I wonder if he would have just sat there?
  maybe sat on you dumbass ;)  now that would of been funny
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2006, 11:26:57 AM »
Quote from: gary67 on July 05, 2006, 11:25:23 AM
  maybe sat on you dumbass ;)  now that would of been funny

gary67, I'm thinking the 67 is in reference to your IQ.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2006, 11:33:19 AM »
Hi Gary welcome to the pre school group.Todays lesson is how to make yourself feel better then other people by attacking them because you are so insecure. ;D

Ok carry on children.
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2006, 11:35:44 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 05, 2006, 11:26:57 AM
gary67, I'm thinking the 67 is in reference to your IQ.
Let me guess yours is 69 :P
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2006, 11:37:18 AM »
Quote from: Lee_a_priest on July 05, 2006, 11:33:19 AM
Hi Gary welcome to the pre school group.Todays lesson is how to make yourself feel better then other people by attacking them because you are so insecure. ;D

Ok carry on children.

I must of missed the lesson on insecurity where you take steroids to make your muscles bigger to compensate for other 'short comings' did anyone take notes ??? professor preist ... anyone ??
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2006, 11:38:50 AM »
Quote from: Lee_a_priest on July 05, 2006, 11:33:19 AM
Hi Gary welcome to the pre school group.Todays lesson is how to make yourself feel better then other people by attacking them because you are so insecure. ;D

Ok carry on children.
just having fun lee :D   when is the next class i don't want to miss it :P
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2006, 11:39:11 AM »
i would rather shit on a fatass who indulges in overeating anyday while kids in poor nations die from hunger...just my two cents...
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Re: Funny lunch time story.
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2006, 11:39:56 AM »
Quote from: gary67 on July 05, 2006, 11:38:50 AM
just having fun lee :D   when is the next class i don't want to miss it :P

polesmoking in an hour...wait gary67 ..it says here that you already took the class...twice !!
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