Author Topic: Funny lunch time story. (Read 17234 times)

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:42:56 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on July 05, 2006, 11:37:18 AM

I must of missed the lesson on insecurity where you take steroids to make your muscles bigger to compensate for other 'short comings' did anyone take notes professor preist ... anyone ??

hahaha, yes double J, isn't it funny that of all people a professional bodybuilder would mention someone being insecure. hahahaha

anvil · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:44:43 AM »

Quote from: gary67 on July 05, 2006, 11:38:50 AM

just having fun lee when is the next class i don't want to miss it

The next class is a class on temporary insanity: the pitfalls of drinking far too much with your buddies and getting your face tattooed while under the influence

just kiddin' Lee

jaejonna · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:48:09 AM »

Quote from: anvil on July 05, 2006, 11:44:43 AM

The next class is a class on temporary insanity: the pitfalls of drinking far too much with your buddies and getting your face tattooed while under the influence

Are you implying that people who get tattoos on thier face have insecurites which compels them to hide/mask the real issues that lay within themselves with superficial means such as face tattooing??

gary67 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:53:23 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on July 05, 2006, 11:39:56 AM

polesmoking in an hour...wait gary67 ..it says here that you already took the class...twice !!

now you would know you were sitting right next to me both times

and you said you would not tell anybody

sarcasm · « **Reply #29 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:56:15 AM »

hahahaha, Gary is like Andy Dick's character in Old School, the guy with the traveling blowjob workshop, hahahaha, what a fag.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #30 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:57:10 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on July 05, 2006, 11:56:15 AM

hahahaha, Gary is like Andy Dick's character in Old School, the guy with the traveling blowjob workshop, hahahaha, what a fag.

hahaha, gary took over the family business of door-to-door blowjobs from his dad.

Lee_a_priest · « **Reply #31 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:58:25 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on July 05, 2006, 11:39:56 AM

polesmoking in an hour...wait gary67 ..it says here that you already took the class...twice !!

Yeah but werent you giving it.They say you give it pretty good at the gay clubs.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #32 on:** July 05, 2006, 11:59:42 AM »

hahaha, Lee must have had lunch. His mood seems to have improved. Or maybe Adela popped in?

jaejonna · « **Reply #33 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:00:51 PM »

Quote from: Lee_a_priest on July 05, 2006, 11:58:25 AM

Yeah but werent you giving it.They say you give it pretty good at the gay clubs.

Did you come up with that yourself lil guy ?

Lee_a_priest · « **Reply #34 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:02:49 PM »

Quote from: jaejonna on July 05, 2006, 12:00:51 PM

Did you come up with that yourself lil guy ?

Nah going to have luch soon fish (yuck)taste like pussy.Oh what am i telling you for like you would know how that tastes.

alexxx · « **Reply #35 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:04:12 PM »

Monster Lee Priest fried chicken ownings!! I wonder if Lee gets that shit thrown at him in the offseason.. Hey mister can you point me to the circus?

jaejonna · « **Reply #36 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:04:32 PM »

yeah im sure fitness chicks are the cream of the crop when it comes to women....they have more testosterone than you do..but i guess you knew that already..

sarcasm · « **Reply #37 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:04:47 PM »

Quote from: Lee_a_priest on July 05, 2006, 12:02:49 PM

Nah going to have luch soon fish (yuck)taste like pussy.Oh what am i telling you for like you would know how that tastes.

i always get horny when i open a can of tuna.

gary67 · « **Reply #38 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:06:44 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on July 05, 2006, 11:56:15 AM

hahahaha, Gary is like Andy Dick's character in Old School, the guy with the traveling blowjob workshop, hahahaha, what a fag.

hey sarcasm who are you calling a fag. How many times were you caught in the little boys room?

i hear when you go to the gym you stay in the lockeroom just checking out the boys

now who is the fag

sarcasm · « **Reply #39 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:07:42 PM »

Quote from: gary67 on July 05, 2006, 12:06:44 PM

hey sarcasm who are you calling a fag. How many times were you caught in the little boys room? i hear when you go to the gym you stay in the lockeroom just checking out the boys now who is the fag

i'm only gay for you stud.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #40 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:08:04 PM »

Quote from: gary67 on July 05, 2006, 12:06:44 PM

hey sarcasm who are you calling a fag. How many times were you caught in the little boys room? i hear when you go to the gym you stay in the lockeroom just checking out the boys now who is the fag

epic not bringin' teh funny

Lee_a_priest · « **Reply #41 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:31:38 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on July 05, 2006, 12:04:12 PM

Monster Lee Priest fried chicken ownings!! I wonder if Lee gets that shit thrown at him in the offseason.. Hey mister can you point me to the circus?

Shit you can't find your way to work again.What will we do with you?

gary67 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:36:50 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on July 05, 2006, 12:07:42 PM

i'm only gay for you stud.

lol ha ha ha

you are funny

Blockhead · « **Reply #43 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:38:59 PM »

Quote from: Lee_a_priest on July 05, 2006, 12:02:49 PM

Nah going to have luch soon fish (yuck)taste like pussy.Oh what am i telling you for like you would know how that tastes.

Hey priest...are you implying your fiancees' cooter tastes like fish? You made it public in MD that you like eating snizz...wait let me guess...hold on...her's doesnt and never has, right? You were refering to the pussy in general, right?

alexxx · « **Reply #44 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:44:02 PM »

Quote from: Lee_a_priest on July 05, 2006, 12:31:38 PM

Shit you can't find your way to work again.What will we do with you?

Damnn that was harsh! Shawn Ray would never treat me like that.

texasRUSH · « **Reply #45 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:49:27 PM »

okay i could understand getting a chuckle between you and maybe the guy standing next to you...but being an outright dick?

he might be a fat ass...but you're a son of a bitch for being a douche bag. who gives a shit what the f**k he eats or how many of this or that he takes home...you're not paying for it! and you had to wait another what..five minutes? keep laughing asshole..you'll embarass the wrong person..then be on the wrong end of a beating when you least expect it.

brianX · « **Reply #46 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:52:51 PM »

Lee is laying a serious beat down on the squad queefs.

Lee_a_priest · « **Reply #47 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:53:31 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on July 05, 2006, 12:38:59 PM

Hey priest...are you implying your fiancees' cooter tastes like fish? You made it public in MD that you like eating snizz...wait let me guess...hold on...her's doesnt and never has, right? You were refering to the pussy in general, right?

Your a quick learner grasshopper.

Lee_a_priest · « **Reply #48 on:** July 05, 2006, 12:54:40 PM »

Quote from: texasRUSH on July 05, 2006, 12:49:27 PM

okay i could understand getting a chuckle between you and maybe the guy standing next to you...but being an outright dick?

he might be a fat ass...but you're a son of a bitch for being a douche bag. who gives a shit what the f**k he eats or how many of this or that he takes home...you're not paying for it! and you had to wait another what..five minutes? keep laughing asshole..you'll embarass the wrong person..then be on the wrong end of a beating when you least expect it.

Could not have said it better.

jaejonna · « **Reply #49 on:** July 05, 2006, 01:01:10 PM »

Quote from: texasRUSH on July 05, 2006, 12:49:27 PM

okay i could understand getting a chuckle between you and maybe the guy standing next to you...but being an outright dick?

he might be a fat ass...but you're a son of a bitch for being a douche bag. who gives a shit what the f**k he eats or how many of this or that he takes home...you're not paying for it! and you had to wait another what..five minutes? keep laughing asshole..you'll embarass the wrong person..then be on the wrong end of a beating when you least expect it.

Monster Defender of Fatass'..... I hate when ppl say he is fat cause of his genes...then why in countries like india and ethopia you never find obese people...hmmmm maybe cause the real obese beast i talk of( not some 20% bf reg schmoe) eat thier ass off and sit an watch tv ...hmmmm could that be it ..i dont pity them one bit..they made thier bed...now sleep in it..
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