Author Topic: Funny Gym Story ! (Read 7346 times)

Karl Kox · « **on:** September 02, 2006, 10:52:08 AM »

Last night at the gym I go into the locker room to take a squirt and there is this dude about 15, 16 at the most , and he is drinking some red liquid from a water bottle, and when he is done he makes this really horrible face at lets out a uhhuu sound. I ask

" what ya drinking man "

he says " some stuff called No explode "

I said " Well it must not taste too good. What is it ? "

He got a really odd look on his face, walks over to me and whispers looking around

" well you know it's like a steroid "

I said"ohhhhh"

walked out of the locker room into the hallway and laughed my ass off.
what a dumb ass !

Butterbean · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2006, 10:55:06 AM »

That reminds me of when I bought some "Ripped Fuel" at the grocery store and the bagger (a young teen boy) picked the bottle up to bag it and said, "You know these are steroids right?"
LOL!

Karl Kox · « **Reply #2 on:** September 02, 2006, 10:55:47 AM »

Quote from: STella on September 02, 2006, 10:55:06 AM

That reminds me of when I bought some "Ripped Fuel" at the grocery store and the bagger (a young teen boy) picked the bottle up to bag it and said, "You know these are steroids right?"
LOL!

LOL now thats funny

DK II · « **Reply #3 on:** September 02, 2006, 10:59:20 AM »

haha, at my old gym they thought protein shakes were steroids.

bunch of morons there.

K-1 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:14:17 AM »

omg I have to jump in here....

I had a co-worker tell me he wanted to gain muscle mass while lifting...you know the "ask the muscle guy who works out" situation we all get (he was a fat boy gone skinny by not eating and dieting properly, so he looked like sh*t)

Trying to get a feed on his plan of attack, I go "how much protein do you take in...how much do you eat?"

Before I could finish, he cut me off at protein and said...."No, I don't want take any of that kinda stuff!" "I want to do it all NATURAL!"

This is no joke. I asked him if he though protein was a steroid, he said "I heard it's not good for you!" NO LIE

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:21:33 AM »

we all deal with nads like this on a daily basis. no matter how hard you try to help people, sometimes it just never gets through.

like this one 16 year old I made a brief workout plan for. I ask him a couple weeks later how its going and he said he didn't like squats so instead he started doing cardio for leg day. I was speachless

Karl Kox · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:27:37 AM »

Quote from: K-1 on September 02, 2006, 11:14:17 AM

omg I have to jump in here....

I had a co-worker tell me he wanted to gain muscle mass while lifting...you know the "ask the muscle guy who works out" situation we all get (he was a fat boy gone skinny by not eating and dieting properly, so he looked like sh*t)

Trying to get a feed on his plan of attack, I go "how much protein do you take in...how much do you eat?"

Before I could finish, he cut me off at protein and said...."No, I don't want take any of that kinda stuff!" "I want to do it all NATURAL!"

This is no joke. I asked him if he though protein was a steroid, he said "I heard it's not good for you!" NO LIE

Ya I had a guy tell me that protein was bas for you also

DK II · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:30:52 AM »

Quote from: K-1 on September 02, 2006, 11:14:17 AM

omg I have to jump in here....

I had a co-worker tell me he wanted to gain muscle mass while lifting...you know the "ask the muscle guy who works out" situation we all get (he was a fat boy gone skinny by not eating and dieting properly, so he looked like sh*t)

Trying to get a feed on his plan of attack, I go "how much protein do you take in...how much do you eat?"

Before I could finish, he cut me off at protein and said...."No, I don't want take any of that kinda stuff!" "I want to do it all NATURAL!"

This is no joke. I asked him if he though protein was a steroid, he said "I heard it's not good for you!" NO LIE

same thing happened to me. absolutely the same thing.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #8 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:35:14 AM »

I love it when people, especially people younger than me, tell me steroids are bad. I ask for their insight and get a kick out of listening to them try and explain. Most of the time they just keeping saying "becuase they're bad. because steroids are bad".

Blockhead · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:35:42 AM »

I heard BALL BAGS tell me they don't train legs because they walk alot or ride their bike alot so thats all they need for legs...

My funny gym story is from earlier this summer...

There was this derelict in the gym who kept bugging me to hook him up with a cycle of dbol...

So he's about 20...weighs about 150 if even that who pretty much only benches in the smith machine and maybe does some cable curls once or twice a week...that type.

So I finally said I'd hook him up and told him..."150 tabs will cost you $200". So I went straight to GNC and bought vitamin b-6 tabs...cool thing it was 'buy one get the 2nd one for 1/2 off'. So I dump 150 vitamin b-6 tabs in a ziplock bag...grab a few old empty bottles of Bulgaria Bionabol I hold on to for times like this...met him in the gym and took his $200.

I showed him the bottles real quick and explaind that I cannot let him have the bottles because of 'the lot number' can be traced back to my soucrce and he could get pinched so for saftey reasons....hahahaha...

So I told him...no more than 4 daily spread out through the day.

I saw him about a week later and asked him how it was working forhim he tells me with excitment/enthusiam..."Oh man...that siht is fkn crazy dude...I'm telling ya I'm about to have roid rage all over someone...I almost ripped my girlfriends head off...I yelled at my brother for taking my cd...I cant even drive without gettign road rage...siht is making me crazy...I'm getting like 'LATTIMER'..."

I said..."Good...just be sure to stay off like 4 weeks when you are out...that siht will make you go nuts if you dont..." He said.."I know...I'm gonna go to (the bar) tonite and if anyone fks with me...I'm gonna fkn kill them man...oh, yea...I know a couple more guys lookin to get hooked up...$200, right?"

I said...'Yea...for 150 tabs...no problem send them my way...'

K-1 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:35:51 AM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on September 02, 2006, 11:21:33 AM

we all deal with nads like this on a daily basis. no matter how hard you try to help people, sometimes it just never gets through.

like this one 16 year old I made a brief workout plan for. I ask him a couple weeks later how its going and he said he didn't like squats so instead he started doing cardio for leg day. I was speachless

Simply amazing!

DK II · « **Reply #11 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:39:02 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on September 02, 2006, 11:35:42 AM

I heard BALL BAGS tell me they don't train legs because they walk alot or ride their bike alot so thats all they need for legs...

My funny gym story is from earlier this summer...

There was this derelict in the gym who kept bugging me to hook him up with a cycle of dbol...

So he's about 20...weighs about 150 if even that who pretty much only benches in the smith machine and maybe does some cable curls once or twice a week...that type.

So I finally said I'd hook him up and told him..."150 tabs will cost you $200". So I went straight to GNC and bought vitamin b-6 tabs...cool thing it was 'buy one get the 2nd one for 1/2 off'. So I dump 150 vitamin b-6 tabs in a ziplock bag...grab a few old empty bottles of Bulgaria Bionabol I hold on to for times like this...met him in the gym and took his $200.

I showed him the bottles real quick and explaind that I cannot let him have the bottles because of 'the lot number' can be traced back to my soucrce and he could get pinched so for saftey reasons....hahahaha...

So I told him...no more than 4 daily spread out through the day.

I saw him about a week later and asked him how it was working forhim he tells me with excitment/enthusiam..."Oh man...that siht is fkn crazy dude...I'm telling ya I'm about to have roid rage all over someone...I almost ripped my girlfriends head off...I yelled at my brother for taking my cd...I cant even drive without gettign road rage...siht is making me crazy...I'm getting like 'LATTIMER'..."

I said..."Good...just be sure to stay off like 4 weeks when you are out...that siht will make you go nuts if you dont..." He said.."I know...I'm gonna go to (the bar) tonite and if anyone fks with me...I'm gonna fkn kill them man...oh, yea...I know a couple more guys lookin to get hooked up...$200, right?"

I said...'Yea...for 150 tabs...no problem send them my way...'

haha, good story.

K-1 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:41:56 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on September 02, 2006, 11:35:42 AM

I heard BALL BAGS tell me they don't train legs because they walk alot or ride their bike alot so thats all they need for legs...

My funny gym story is from earlier this summer...

There was this derelict in the gym who kept bugging me to hook him up with a cycle of dbol...

So he's about 20...weighs about 150 if even that who pretty much only benches in the smith machine and maybe does some cable curls once or twice a week...that type.

So I finally said I'd hook him up and told him..."150 tabs will cost you $200". So I went straight to GNC and bought vitamin b-6 tabs...cool thing it was 'buy one get the 2nd one for 1/2 off'. So I dump 150 vitamin b-6 tabs in a ziplock bag...grab a few old empty bottles of Bulgaria Bionabol I hold on to for times like this...met him in the gym and took his $200.

I showed him the bottles real quick and explaind that I cannot let him have the bottles because of 'the lot number' can be traced back to my soucrce and he could get pinched so for saftey reasons....hahahaha...

So I told him...no more than 4 daily spread out through the day.

I saw him about a week later and asked him how it was working forhim he tells me with excitment/enthusiam..."Oh man...that siht is fkn crazy dude...I'm telling ya I'm about to have roid rage all over someone...I almost ripped my girlfriends head off...I yelled at my brother for taking my cd...I cant even drive without gettign road rage...siht is making me crazy...I'm getting like 'LATTIMER'..."

I said..."Good...just be sure to stay off like 4 weeks when you are out...that siht will make you go nuts if you dont..." He said.."I know...I'm gonna go to (the bar) tonite and if anyone fks with me...I'm gonna fkn kill them man...oh, yea...I know a couple more guys lookin to get hooked up...$200, right?"

I said...'Yea...for 150 tabs...no problem send them my way...'

Awesome. LMAO

Idiot JEDI mind tricked HIMSELF into a placebo effect. Sweet.

Karl Kox · « **Reply #13 on:** September 02, 2006, 12:22:34 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on September 02, 2006, 11:35:42 AM

I heard BALL BAGS tell me they don't train legs because they walk alot or ride their bike alot so thats all they need for legs...

My funny gym story is from earlier this summer...

There was this derelict in the gym who kept bugging me to hook him up with a cycle of dbol...

So he's about 20...weighs about 150 if even that who pretty much only benches in the smith machine and maybe does some cable curls once or twice a week...that type.

So I finally said I'd hook him up and told him..."150 tabs will cost you $200". So I went straight to GNC and bought vitamin b-6 tabs...cool thing it was 'buy one get the 2nd one for 1/2 off'. So I dump 150 vitamin b-6 tabs in a ziplock bag...grab a few old empty bottles of Bulgaria Bionabol I hold on to for times like this...met him in the gym and took his $200.

I showed him the bottles real quick and explaind that I cannot let him have the bottles because of 'the lot number' can be traced back to my soucrce and he could get pinched so for saftey reasons....hahahaha...

So I told him...no more than 4 daily spread out through the day.

I saw him about a week later and asked him how it was working forhim he tells me with excitment/enthusiam..."Oh man...that siht is fkn crazy dude...I'm telling ya I'm about to have roid rage all over someone...I almost ripped my girlfriends head off...I yelled at my brother for taking my cd...I cant even drive without gettign road rage...siht is making me crazy...I'm getting like 'LATTIMER'..."

I said..."Good...just be sure to stay off like 4 weeks when you are out...that siht will make you go nuts if you dont..." He said.."I know...I'm gonna go to (the bar) tonite and if anyone fks with me...I'm gonna fkn kill them man...oh, yea...I know a couple more guys lookin to get hooked up...$200, right?"

I said...'Yea...for 150 tabs...no problem send them my way...'

FUCKING GREATNESS

SteelePegasus · « **Reply #14 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:26:59 PM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on September 02, 2006, 11:21:33 AM

we all deal with nads like this on a daily basis. no matter how hard you try to help people, sometimes it just never gets through.

like this one 16 year old I made a brief workout plan for. I ask him a couple weeks later how its going and he said he didn't like squats so instead he started doing cardio for leg day. I was speachless

is his name daddywaddy?

Blockhead · « **Reply #15 on:** September 02, 2006, 01:30:38 PM »

No...it's danielson.

THEBERG · « **Reply #16 on:** September 02, 2006, 08:11:34 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on September 02, 2006, 11:35:42 AM

I heard BALL BAGS tell me they don't train legs because they walk alot or ride their bike alot so thats all they need for legs...

if anything it should be the opposite, i.e you should be doing less walking and biking if training legs so you can recuperate for bigger growth.

Anal Iceman Lubeth · « **Reply #17 on:** September 02, 2006, 10:33:45 PM »

Quote from: STella on September 02, 2006, 10:55:06 AM

That reminds me of when I bought some "Ripped Fuel" at the grocery store and the bagger (a young teen boy) picked the bottle up to bag it and said, "You know these are steroids right?"
LOL!

you should have beat him like a rented mule

kingNOLI · « **Reply #18 on:** September 02, 2006, 11:58:15 PM »

then old Hotstuff had D-bol in it....

Quote from: Anal Iceman Lubeth on September 02, 2006, 10:33:45 PM

you should have beat him like a rented mule

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #19 on:** September 03, 2006, 04:09:28 AM »

My health teacher in 7th Grade said that his highschool friends penis got such a um.... Intense erection in class that he had to go to the nurse, and that later on his dick burst. HAHAHA

gtbro1 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 03, 2006, 04:45:52 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on September 02, 2006, 11:35:42 AM

I heard BALL BAGS tell me they don't train legs because they walk alot or ride their bike alot so thats all they need for legs...

My funny gym story is from earlier this summer...

There was this derelict in the gym who kept bugging me to hook him up with a cycle of dbol...

So he's about 20...weighs about 150 if even that who pretty much only benches in the smith machine and maybe does some cable curls once or twice a week...that type.

So I finally said I'd hook him up and told him..."150 tabs will cost you $200". So I went straight to GNC and bought vitamin b-6 tabs...cool thing it was 'buy one get the 2nd one for 1/2 off'. So I dump 150 vitamin b-6 tabs in a ziplock bag...grab a few old empty bottles of Bulgaria Bionabol I hold on to for times like this...met him in the gym and took his $200.

I showed him the bottles real quick and explaind that I cannot let him have the bottles because of 'the lot number' can be traced back to my soucrce and he could get pinched so for saftey reasons....hahahaha...

So I told him...no more than 4 daily spread out through the day.

I saw him about a week later and asked him how it was working forhim he tells me with excitment/enthusiam..."Oh man...that siht is fkn crazy dude...I'm telling ya I'm about to have roid rage all over someone...I almost ripped my girlfriends head off...I yelled at my brother for taking my cd...I cant even drive without gettign road rage...siht is making me crazy...I'm getting like 'LATTIMER'..."

I said..."Good...just be sure to stay off like 4 weeks when you are out...that siht will make you go nuts if you dont..." He said.."I know...I'm gonna go to (the bar) tonite and if anyone fks with me...I'm gonna fkn kill them man...oh, yea...I know a couple more guys lookin to get hooked up...$200, right?"

I said...'Yea...for 150 tabs...no problem send them my way...'

I bet you would be crying a river if someone scammed you with fake gear.

and you do realize even though they were vitamins and not dbol...you still can get arrested for selling a controlled substance,because you passed them off as an illegal drug.

Blockhead · « **Reply #21 on:** September 03, 2006, 12:51:47 PM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on September 03, 2006, 04:45:52 AM

I bet you would be crying a river if someone scammed you with fake gear.

and you do realize even though they were vitamins and not dbol...you still can get arrested for selling a controlled substance,because you passed them off as an illegal drug.

HAHAHA... MELTDOWN.

sarcasm · « **Reply #22 on:** September 03, 2006, 12:53:29 PM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on September 03, 2006, 04:45:52 AM

I bet you would be crying a river if someone scammed you with fake gear.

and you do realize even though they were vitamins and not dbol...you still can get arrested for selling a controlled substance,because you passed them off as an illegal drug.

hahahaha, no you can't jackass, once they tested the pills and found out that they were vitamins all the proof would be thrown out the window and the charges would be dropped, this is the US not Russia.

alexxx · « **Reply #23 on:** September 03, 2006, 01:25:15 PM »

LOL @ BLOCKHEAD! Good Job Bro!

Adam Empire · « **Reply #24 on:** September 03, 2006, 01:49:21 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on September 03, 2006, 12:53:29 PM

hahahaha, no you can't jackass, once they tested the pills and found out that they were vitamins all the proof would be thrown out the window and the charges would be dropped, this is the US not Russia.

No, the laws state that you cannot sell one thing and say it's another - drugs or otherwise.