Daily annoying things at your gym

[Fury]

I didnt know you were going to be in this thread...i mean were talking about stuff that goes on at a GYM ...oh brother hahahahahah

hahahaha, I guess that cardio kickboxing class has been working wonders for you. How does someone get to be smooth at 110 pounds? Try lifting weights.

[MikeThaMachine]

-Guys that invent their own exersizes despite all the equipment around them.  
- Guys that do pushups  
- Guys that shadow box (do they not realize they are in the wrong fucking gym) They need to realize that they are not the only ones who take martial arts  
- Fat guys in spandex  
- Guys who brag that "They used too push X amount of weight" but now conveiniently they play with a plate aside  
- People who get in the way  
- People who weigh 150lbs soaked and wet but do not let you work in....meanwhile a 300lb pro bbdr will gladly let you work in  
- talkers  
- So-called personal trainers who think they are in shape. Meanwhile they have never stepped on a stage or done a show in their lives  
- Kids who slam the shit out of their weights (hey everyone look at me..I just completed a set of flat dumbbell presses with a pair of 60lbs)  

And the list goes on....

PB

These people are at every gym, I bet I have seen all those types of people today and I have only been here since 9. Makes you wonder how many people there are like this in the country, probably enough to fill 100's of gym's.

[Jr. Yates]

There shoud be a gym run by wierdos for weirdos.

[MikeThaMachine]

There shoud be a gym run by wierdos for weirdos.

Thing is they don't know they are weird.

[Playboy]

These people are at every gym, I bet I have seen all those types of people today and I have only been here since 9. Makes you wonder how many people there are like this in the country, probably enough to fill 100's of gym's.

Not really. When I was at Golds here in Mississauga Ontario we never had any of that stupidity. if there was...they learned fast. I can't wait until the new Gold's re-opens in 4 weeks. You see these idiots usually in a Premier Fitness, Curzons, Fitness Fanatix or other mediocre gym. Thats why I tell people stick to hardcore gyms.

[gordiano]

Not really. When I was at Golds here in Mississauga Ontario we never had any of that stupidity. if there was...they learned fast. I can't wait until the new Gold's re-opens in 4 weeks. You see these idiots usually in a Premier Fitness, Curzons, Fitness Fanatix or other mediocre gym. Thats why I tell people stick to hardcore gyms.

Sad thing is, I train at a Gold's, and it is FAR from hardcore. 


It sucks.

[Man of Steel]

mexican janitors that vacumn and mop around  you while doing your set.

Hey, Alexxx's parents gotta earn a living too.

[migizi]

gym staff that mull around me when I bring in a ziplock of chalk

the people that look at you like you're nuts for moving a bench to the cable machines   "you can't do that!".....I said   "I'm moving it!!"

men in locker rooms who talk fully naked,,,now women i'm sure that's a different story.   for me it's get dressed and get outta there. Save the talk for when you're done.

[Man of Steel]

gym staff that mull around me when I bring in a ziplock of chalk

the people that look at you like you're nuts for moving a bench to the cable machines   "you can't do that!".....I said   "I'm moving it!!"

men in locker rooms who talk fully naked,,,now women i'm sure that's a different story.   for me it's get dressed and get outta there. Save the talk for when you're done.

I can relate to the chalk bit....I also bring chalk in a quart size ziplock bag and gym staff look at me like I'm an alien.   I love after I use just a pinch of chalk for a few sets that the women and some men in the surrounding area mutter to themselves as though they're annoyed and then cough as though their lungs are filled with chalk dust from the minimal dust that didn't leave my area.   

Their disgust makes me smile.....it's then that I double and triple the amount of chalk I'm using because hey....fvck them.

[Playboy]

Sad thing is, I train at a Gold's, and it is FAR from hardcore. 


It sucks.

I guess it really all depends on the location and atmoshpere in there.

[Croatch]

What is the deal with EVERY damn gym you go to there is always those old bastards in the loccer room with there legs propped up and there balls hanging everywhere talking about the Vietnam War, good god put some damn clothes on....

I have now figured out how to get out of the tried and true question with the " new" meathead in your gym, when there inbetween sets walk over and ask  "so how much do you DEADLIFT   

Loccer - Locker
inbetween - in between

This isn't a spelling B, but elemtary school kids know this.

[freespirit]

Loccer - Locker
inbetween - in between

This isn't a spelling B, but elemtary school kids know this.

Elemtary?

[dorkeroo]

Elemtary?

LOL

[WiseGuy]

 


I'll tell ya whats annoying...

THIS! :




and this!:





hahaha almost a "nuts on chin":





and this...there is at least on fag in every gym with this homo-dew:

[nycbull]

I'll tell ya whats annoying...


and this...there is at least on fag in every gym with this homo-dew:

True dude, but whats more annoying is that every straight guy in the suburbs will be wearing this do 3-5 years from now.

[Man of Steel]

True dude, but whats more annoying is that every straight guy in the suburbs will be wearing this do 3-5 years from now.

The hell I will be!


















My haircut will be waaaay gayer!

[pumpster]

The IDIOT who takes all the plates off ONE end of the olympic bar first without thinking..

[Luv2Hurt]

The clowns at my gym who think they are big bodybuilders and all they train are beach muscles, arms and shoulders, with maybe a little chest.  They have to make sure and wear very long shorts all the time so no one sees their skinny, untrained legs, they look ridiculous.........oh yeah and they take their share of gear to look like that.  Most of them walk around with gym bags and a mean scowl acting like they are Mr Olympia or something.

[MikeThaMachine]

men in locker rooms who talk fully naked,,,now women i'm sure that's a different story.   for me it's get dressed and get outta there. Save the talk for when you're done.

This old dude today was talking for a while to someone while he was naked when I went into the locker room and 1/2 hour later he was still naked talkin to people

[nycbull]

This old dude today was talking for a while to someone while he was naked when I went into the locker room and 1/2 hour later he was still naked talkin to people

yea it seems, ugly dudes over 50 like to sit around talking naked. THen there are the ones that blow dry their pubes.

[SteelePegasus]

Using the smith machine  or chin up bar are as a jungle gym. Dude, swings up on top of it and does something akin to push ups (5).

[nycbull]

poor dudes carrying around a huge bag with half their apartment in it, using the lockeroom as a home away from home.

[dragonheart]

People who sound like gorillas when they lift weights.  I remember this one dude doing some tricep presses w/ dumbells and he sounded like a goddamn gorilla having a baby.  It annoyed the shit out of me.

[MikeThaMachine]

People who sound like gorillas when they lift weights.  I remember this one dude doing some tricep presses w/ dumbells and he sounded like a goddamn gorilla having a baby.  It annoyed the shit out of me.

There is this beer bellied bald old dude who dyes his goatee that does that shit but it's more like a dieing or injured gorilla

[swilkins1984]

Noon time = elderly invasion at my local YMCA.    They take up all the equipment, pools, talk too much, and smell funny. At least they stay away from the barbells so a brotha can do something.