What? These guys have the labs! Have you seen the ads - they even have protein shakers in the cabinets - so they can taste the latest Low Impact, Dual Absorption, Hyper Delivery, Sugar Punch at any moment. I think most scientific labs suggest that you eat and drink right there - on the spot. No need to worry about chemicals or anything. Muscletech labs are so spotless in the ads that they don't even have anything on the counters. Who wants testing equipment getting in the way of a good photoshoot anyway. And the stethoscope around the "scientist's" is completely necessary. Their protein is 5647% quieter than the competitors - you need a stethoscope to even know it's there.

I fully agree, not many people knew that. Everyone always wondered about the stethoscope, but didnt know why or what it was there for.
Now the secret is out! Stealth Protein!
And Priest didnt split with them because of the product, in fact, I heard he decants the Twinlab containers, and fills them with Muscletech powder/tabs...
There we go, now everybody knows.