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Petition to delete the previous eight posts in this thread

Seconded. No self reporting posts.

[ThisisOverload]

Seconded. No self reporting posts.

x3

[Flexacon]

i see you have personalized boxers hankins.... lmao

[Flexacon]

I choose to believe Clegg was just playing possum like the great Muhammad Ali. He was using the Cleggy Shell Defense.

Similar to the rope-a-dope, Clegg employed the gass-an-ass.

[Rambone]

Am I really the only guy here that banged a rubber doll?

 

[robcguns]

Hahaha yes, it’s been a while since I’ve made it in this thread.

[Rambone]

Hahaha yes, it’s been a while since I’ve made it in this thread.

You deserved it with this gem

[beakdoctor]

Nome of that shit connect I walked right through him and took him down notice the video cuts as soon as I get a hold of him what do you think happens after I get a hold of him lol

I assume you got an erection.

[robcguns]

You deserved it with this gem

Thank you sir.

[Hulkotron]

looks like 2 fuckin pussies to me.... both of you are bitches who cant fight for shit... get fuck outta here w your bullshit act hankins lol... youre mother have sex with mule and you no good fighter hahahaha.

the mule was a rhodes scholar apparently

[beakdoctor]

My body is dry as fuck right now I actually just had a bad bad cramp I wish I would hold some fluid

I bet your sphincter never cramps

Weird you think about another mans sphincter

Everytime I see your posts I am reminded of an arsehole.

[robcguns]

Hahaha yes.

[Sandrock]

Yes goddamn it I made it!!!!!!

[robcguns]

Yes goddamn it I made it!!!!!!

With the Great honor of being quoted in best quote thread, comes great responsibility.

[Rambone]

Yes goddamn it I made it!!!!!!

You’ve won a weekend stay inside Rob’s bushes!

[Taffin]

Yes goddamn it I made it!!!!!!

Congrats 👍

You’ve won a weekend stay inside Rob’s bushes!

Just a heads-up for Sandrock - Local LEO were growing concerned about potential over-crowding around Rob's house, so some of the guys have got some weird initiation thing going to try to keep the numbers down.

You might wanna bring some mouthwash, is all I'm saying...

[Rambone]

Congrats 👍

Just a heads-up for Sandrock - Local LEO were growing concerned about potential over-crowding around Rob's house, so some of the guys have got some weird initiation thing going to try to keep the numbers down.

You might wanna bring some mouthwash, is all I'm saying...

Always live by the motto of Rob’s bushes: cum hard, cum often, never show mercy but always brace for impact!

[Sandrock]

With the Great honor of being quoted in best quote thread, comes great responsibility.

Thanks for the advices Uncle Rob!!!

As for the rest of you disrespectful but shockingly beautiful twinks, I invented the Rob's bushes thing!!! I'm the first guy that jerked off in there!!!  I have a forever pass unless I get beat up by Clegg!!!

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=685856.msg10023550#msg10023550

[Taffin]

Thanks for the advices Uncle Rob!!!

As for the rest of you disrespectful but shockingly beautiful twinks, I invented the Rob's bushes thing!!! I'm the first guy that jerked off in there!!!  I have a forever pass unless I get beat up by Clegg!!!

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=685856.msg10023550#msg10023550

Hahahaa - you think I forgot that my friend..?



See you in the bushes 

[Sandrock]

Hahahaa - you think I forgot that my friend..?



See you in the bushes 

All I see is bhank's badonkadonk ass jiggling in that gif, it's like the board is corrupting me.

[Flexacon]

I worked as an overnight Dj for a year I have different voices.

, I knew I recognized the hand movements! -

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Funkmaster Fullbelly reliving his time scratching on the wheels of steel?

[BB]

Here it is:

The Theory of Hanky Time Relativity: 

Anything positive done by Hanky ever (amount lifted, time breath held, fights/matches "won," condition or weight achieved, etc.) counts forever for him as his ability right now.  Anything positive achieved by another must be achievable by them right now or it doesn't count.

Any negative failure attributable to Hanky (Rocked by Clegg, quit on stool, DNF quit at show, Curl record denied, etc.) happened only on that one day, hour, minute, or second and has no relation to what he could do the next second, can do now, or will do in whatever arbitrary future period he chooses.  All failures of others are eternally attributable to them now.
This is applied over and above any excuses, Semhanktics or explanations he gives for his failures.

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Em and Bhanks still living together ?

no shes moved with her daughter while Brian house sits waiting for the sale to go through

Hes all alone at the moment hence the 100 posts a day

wow, how long did the marriage last 4 months? I'm happy for Em, she must have been sick of Brian's constant lies, farting and abuse.

Ho

The gas attacks must have been too much.   Like WWI in the bedroom nightly.

[mops]

Incorrect knee sleeves caused the shaky squat.

What caused this then..? 

[Taffin]

learned this years ago on the discovery channel and here's how they go...

1. height-6'3 optimal

2. square chisled jaw

3. deep set warrior eyes

4. broad shoulders

5. V-shaped back

6. narrow waist and hip structure

7. round full bubble ass

1. height-6'3 optimal



2. square chisled jaw



3. deep set warrior eyes



4. broad shoulders



5. V-shaped back



6. narrow waist and hip structure



7. round full bubble ass



You also forgot, a full head of hair:

[Marvin Martian]

Somebody quote me gdmn it!!! Rob ain’t ever gonna invite me to the bush party (I love a big bush 😁) so I have to win it!!