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beakdoctor

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5700 on: January 18, 2024, 03:09:49 PM »
My body is dry as fuck right now I actually just had a bad bad cramp I wish I would hold some fluid

I bet your sphincter never cramps

Weird you think about another mans sphincter

Everytime I see your posts I am reminded of an arsehole.





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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5702 on: January 18, 2024, 06:52:47 PM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5703 on: January 19, 2024, 03:29:02 AM »
Yes goddamn it I made it!!!!!!

With the Great honor of being quoted in best quote thread, comes great responsibility.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5704 on: January 19, 2024, 05:07:57 AM »
Yes goddamn it I made it!!!!!!

You’ve won a weekend stay inside Rob’s bushes!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5705 on: January 19, 2024, 06:42:11 AM »
Yes goddamn it I made it!!!!!!

Congrats 👍

You’ve won a weekend stay inside Rob’s bushes!

Just a heads-up for Sandrock - Local LEO were growing concerned about potential over-crowding around Rob's house, so some of the guys have got some weird initiation thing going to try to keep the numbers down.

You might wanna bring some mouthwash, is all I'm saying...
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5706 on: January 19, 2024, 06:48:18 AM »
Congrats 👍

Just a heads-up for Sandrock - Local LEO were growing concerned about potential over-crowding around Rob's house, so some of the guys have got some weird initiation thing going to try to keep the numbers down.

You might wanna bring some mouthwash, is all I'm saying...

Always live by the motto of Rob’s bushes: cum hard, cum often, never show mercy but always brace for impact!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5707 on: January 19, 2024, 04:45:59 PM »
With the Great honor of being quoted in best quote thread, comes great responsibility.

Thanks for the advices Uncle Rob!!!

As for the rest of you disrespectful but shockingly beautiful twinks, I invented the Rob's bushes thing!!! I'm the first guy that jerked off in there!!!  I have a forever pass unless I get beat up by Clegg!!!

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=685856.msg10023550#msg10023550

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5708 on: January 20, 2024, 03:45:50 AM »
Thanks for the advices Uncle Rob!!!

As for the rest of you disrespectful but shockingly beautiful twinks, I invented the Rob's bushes thing!!! I'm the first guy that jerked off in there!!!  I have a forever pass unless I get beat up by Clegg!!!

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=685856.msg10023550#msg10023550

Hahahaa - you think I forgot that my friend..?



See you in the bushes  ;)
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5709 on: January 20, 2024, 03:26:01 PM »
Hahahaa - you think I forgot that my friend..?



See you in the bushes  ;)

All I see is bhank's badonkadonk ass jiggling in that gif, it's like the board is corrupting me.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5710 on: January 21, 2024, 07:25:23 PM »
I worked as an overnight Dj for a year I have different voices.
:o, I knew I recognized the hand movements! -

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5711 on: January 22, 2024, 04:48:25 AM »
Here it is:

The Theory of Hanky Time Relativity: 

Anything positive done by Hanky ever (amount lifted, time breath held, fights/matches "won," condition or weight achieved, etc.) counts forever for him as his ability right now.  Anything positive achieved by another must be achievable by them right now or it doesn't count.

Any negative failure attributable to Hanky (Rocked by Clegg, quit on stool, DNF quit at show, Curl record denied, etc.) happened only on that one day, hour, minute, or second and has no relation to what he could do the next second, can do now, or will do in whatever arbitrary future period he chooses.  All failures of others are eternally attributable to them now.
This is applied over and above any excuses, Semhanktics or explanations he gives for his failures.

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Em and Bhanks still living together ?

no shes moved with her daughter while Brian house sits waiting for the sale to go through

Hes all alone at the moment hence the 100 posts a day

wow, how long did the marriage last 4 months? I'm happy for Em, she must have been sick of Brian's constant lies, farting and abuse.

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The gas attacks must have been too much.   Like WWI in the bedroom nightly.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5713 on: February 05, 2024, 02:41:08 PM »
learned this years ago on the discovery channel and here's how they go...

1. height-6'3 optimal

2. square chisled jaw

3. deep set warrior eyes

4. broad shoulders

5. V-shaped back

6. narrow waist and hip structure

7. round full bubble ass


1. height-6'3 optimal



2. square chisled jaw



3. deep set warrior eyes



4. broad shoulders



5. V-shaped back



6. narrow waist and hip structure



7. round full bubble ass



You also forgot, a full head of hair:



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5714 on: February 05, 2024, 05:43:28 PM »
Somebody quote me gdmn it!!! Rob ain’t ever gonna invite me to the bush party (I love a big bush 😁) so I have to win it!!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5715 on: February 07, 2024, 04:26:46 AM »
Somebody quote me gdmn it!!! Rob ain’t ever gonna invite me to the bush party (I love a big bush 😁) so I have to win it!!

Done. Hahahaha. Consider yourself invited.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5716 on: February 07, 2024, 05:48:57 PM »
Lick this honk’s stinky pussy like a bowl of bus stop-grown collard greens, Vince!



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5717 on: February 15, 2024, 10:27:23 AM »
Nobody gives a fuck you silly hayseed,,,,,,in essence tiyn suck and yesu=i Would have no qualms telling you to tet punlky brewsre fmave...............gfic kfave cuz I fear you not..........sit ot up botchboy !

The gauntlet has been thrown but bring weapons to compensate for your monster sstat,us y.ou fucking wsannabre......one frnedyaday we`ll clash,I`ll see to that.........I fesar younnot and My Sefai instilled a superior attitude.;;;;;;watcx=ch u[yout back.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5718 on: February 15, 2024, 10:41:00 AM »
girls and sons

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5719 on: February 15, 2024, 10:51:26 AM »
Wes has a severe case of OPP

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5720 on: February 15, 2024, 10:53:48 AM »
Wes has a severe case of OPP

Is he down with it?
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5721 on: February 15, 2024, 01:47:28 PM »
Is he down with it?

More Downs than Pamith and Tacobender combined!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5722 on: February 17, 2024, 12:19:22 PM »
POTY 2023 starting '24 strong!  ;D

Those who egged him on to hammer curl the 65s should be convicted of voluntary manslaughter

It's coming down bro, not sure I can take the pinch :-\ -

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5723 on: February 17, 2024, 12:22:20 PM »
BB isn't one to rest on his laurels.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5724 on: February 17, 2024, 04:27:10 PM »
Is he down with it?
Damn skippy I am !  ;D

PS-never post on Valium !  :D