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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5700 on: January 19, 2024, 04:45:59 PM »
With the Great honor of being quoted in best quote thread, comes great responsibility.

Thanks for the advices Uncle Rob!!!

As for the rest of you disrespectful but shockingly beautiful twinks, I invented the Rob's bushes thing!!! I'm the first guy that jerked off in there!!!  I have a forever pass unless I get beat up by Clegg!!!

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=685856.msg10023550#msg10023550

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5701 on: January 20, 2024, 03:45:50 AM »
Thanks for the advices Uncle Rob!!!

As for the rest of you disrespectful but shockingly beautiful twinks, I invented the Rob's bushes thing!!! I'm the first guy that jerked off in there!!!  I have a forever pass unless I get beat up by Clegg!!!

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=685856.msg10023550#msg10023550

Hahahaa - you think I forgot that my friend..?



See you in the bushes  ;)
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5702 on: January 20, 2024, 03:26:01 PM »
Hahahaa - you think I forgot that my friend..?



See you in the bushes  ;)

All I see is bhank's badonkadonk ass jiggling in that gif, it's like the board is corrupting me.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5703 on: January 21, 2024, 07:25:23 PM »
I worked as an overnight Dj for a year I have different voices.
:o, I knew I recognized the hand movements! -

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Funkmaster Fullbelly reliving his time scratching on the wheels of steel?

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5704 on: January 22, 2024, 04:48:25 AM »
Here it is:

The Theory of Hanky Time Relativity: 

Anything positive done by Hanky ever (amount lifted, time breath held, fights/matches "won," condition or weight achieved, etc.) counts forever for him as his ability right now.  Anything positive achieved by another must be achievable by them right now or it doesn't count.

Any negative failure attributable to Hanky (Rocked by Clegg, quit on stool, DNF quit at show, Curl record denied, etc.) happened only on that one day, hour, minute, or second and has no relation to what he could do the next second, can do now, or will do in whatever arbitrary future period he chooses.  All failures of others are eternally attributable to them now.
This is applied over and above any excuses, Semhanktics or explanations he gives for his failures.

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Em and Bhanks still living together ?

no shes moved with her daughter while Brian house sits waiting for the sale to go through

Hes all alone at the moment hence the 100 posts a day

wow, how long did the marriage last 4 months? I'm happy for Em, she must have been sick of Brian's constant lies, farting and abuse.

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The gas attacks must have been too much.   Like WWI in the bedroom nightly.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5706 on: February 05, 2024, 02:41:08 PM »
learned this years ago on the discovery channel and here's how they go...

1. height-6'3 optimal

2. square chisled jaw

3. deep set warrior eyes

4. broad shoulders

5. V-shaped back

6. narrow waist and hip structure

7. round full bubble ass


1. height-6'3 optimal



2. square chisled jaw



3. deep set warrior eyes



4. broad shoulders



5. V-shaped back



6. narrow waist and hip structure



7. round full bubble ass



You also forgot, a full head of hair:



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5707 on: February 05, 2024, 05:43:28 PM »
Somebody quote me gdmn it!!! Rob ain’t ever gonna invite me to the bush party (I love a big bush 😁) so I have to win it!!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5708 on: February 07, 2024, 04:26:46 AM »
Somebody quote me gdmn it!!! Rob ain’t ever gonna invite me to the bush party (I love a big bush 😁) so I have to win it!!

Done. Hahahaha. Consider yourself invited.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5709 on: February 07, 2024, 05:48:57 PM »
Lick this honk’s stinky pussy like a bowl of bus stop-grown collard greens, Vince!



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5710 on: February 15, 2024, 10:27:23 AM »
Nobody gives a fuck you silly hayseed,,,,,,in essence tiyn suck and yesu=i Would have no qualms telling you to tet punlky brewsre fmave...............gfic kfave cuz I fear you not..........sit ot up botchboy !

The gauntlet has been thrown but bring weapons to compensate for your monster sstat,us y.ou fucking wsannabre......one frnedyaday we`ll clash,I`ll see to that.........I fesar younnot and My Sefai instilled a superior attitude.;;;;;;watcx=ch u[yout back.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5711 on: February 15, 2024, 10:41:00 AM »
girls and sons

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5712 on: February 15, 2024, 10:51:26 AM »
Wes has a severe case of OPP

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« Reply #5713 on: February 15, 2024, 10:53:48 AM »
Wes has a severe case of OPP

Is he down with it?
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5714 on: February 15, 2024, 01:47:28 PM »
Is he down with it?

More Downs than Pamith and Tacobender combined!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5715 on: February 17, 2024, 12:19:22 PM »
POTY 2023 starting '24 strong!  ;D

Those who egged him on to hammer curl the 65s should be convicted of voluntary manslaughter

It's coming down bro, not sure I can take the pinch :-\ -

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5716 on: February 17, 2024, 12:22:20 PM »
BB isn't one to rest on his laurels.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5717 on: February 17, 2024, 04:27:10 PM »
Is he down with it?
Damn skippy I am !  ;D

PS-never post on Valium !  :D

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5718 on: February 17, 2024, 04:28:16 PM »
BB isn't one to rest on his laurels.
Unlike a couple of other guys we know.  :(









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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5719 on: February 17, 2024, 04:31:12 PM »
IIRC this is the sticker NBN gave me......which I promptly tossed in the trash.after they left of course.


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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5720 on: February 26, 2024, 05:05:21 AM »


Happy birthday brian!


In the land of gastronomic woes,
Where troubles brew and tumult flows,
There lies a tale of gut's lament,
A saga of Brian's discontent.

Within him churns a bubbling sea,
A tempest brewed, wild and free,
His stomach roils, a stormy scene,
With gurgles fierce, and woes unseen.

Brian's bubble gut, a legend told,
In whispered tones, both young and old,
For when he dines on rich cuisine,
His belly protests, a raucous scene.

With each indulgence, the bubble swells,
A symphony of gastric bells,
A chorus loud, a rumbling choir,
Echoing forth, a belly's ire.

Yet Brian braves the culinary fray,
Though warned of troubles on his way,
For in each bite, a taste of bliss,
Despite the bubble gut's fierce kiss.

So let us heed this cautionary rhyme,
Of Brian's gut, a tale in time,
For in the realm of dining's art,
Sometimes the gut will play its part.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5721 on: February 27, 2024, 04:11:16 AM »
Leave him alone, after that exhausting workout, he's probably already retired to his bed to recover:



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5722 on: February 27, 2024, 04:12:44 AM »
Its very rare where you meet someone (online, in-person, whatever) who thinks so highly of themself.
I think Brian wins this event, I never saw or met anyone like him...

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who's the most jacked of all?
Selfie-rings and pics each day,
Dick root shots so very ghey,
Flexing hard to 'online boast',
Sausage gravy & nice french toast,
Pumping weights and taking gears,
But still this weight for 20 years...

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5724 on: March 02, 2024, 09:56:59 AM »
those who hate my guts bring it on strong i don't care

you see i use y'all to toughen myself up and to fuel my trianing so merci beaucoup

but to those who come with a geniuine concern to help much appreciated

so here's the gig

i'll get a decent transfer from my mom tomorrow so i'm trying to decide where to allocate this cash

one is a done deal and i have to do it and that is to pay back some of the 200 bucks i owe one of my gym buds he asked for it today and i have owed him this cash for bout 2 months so i'll send 100 to him first

after i have these options

1. go back to the doc and drain my new goddamn absess on my other leg

2. buy anavar

3. get my beautiful new husky pup

4. buy leucine and omega 3's the leucine comes advised from leo longevity who made a nice series on protien and pointed out that high protien kills you faster and ages you much more than the other macros so he recommends cutting down food protien intake and supping in leucine to stim Mtor without eating such high protien this is genius actually

5. maybe pay for the swing party next weekend (i'm waiting for these 2 fellas to decide it they go or not, if they go i get free entry if not i gotta pay, hoping they go but i cant force them)

6. buy some more form fitting shirts for the clubs and some new doo rags

so what's y'all's advice :D :D :D :D :D

Is hanging yourself by the neck until dead an option.....if so,pursue it immediately.