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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #50 on: August 17, 2015, 02:12:42 PM »
There is a man who sailed the seas,
to wage war on the enemies,
He would have fought so gallantly,
alas, if not, for his wounded knee

He checked his watch, and had a hunch,
that he just might be the first for lunch,
To the galley! he cried, and bid farewell,
then bolted for the ships stairwell,

But a man like he, was born to lose,
the stupid prick never tied his shoes.
The crash was like a nuclear bomb,
as cowhead hit the stairs full on,
how quickly things had gone so wrong.

Help me sir! he cried in pain,
i'll never bodybuild again!
but cowhead's cries were all in vain,
the casevac had never came.

So up he got, and faked a limp,
it's time to milk this, thought the human blimp,
I'll claim disability, and PTSD
and surely then i'll live for free,
stealing parking spaces from the elderly
its going to be so great, said he.

Some say he's a lying twat,
who looks like shit whether thin or fat,
but no not me, i won't stand for that!
cause Mike's my friend and that is that!

You sir are a scholar! This is actually really good!

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #51 on: August 17, 2015, 02:17:10 PM »
You sir are a scholar! This is actually really good!


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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2015, 03:37:56 PM »
Ode to BigSchmoe: The coming out of Joon

I hear the heartbeat of your dick as it pounds away
the harder I say, the harder you get
il drink from your schlong all night long
and take off with my teeth your dirty thong
becasue we both know in between my ass cheeks is where your dick belongs

make me moan, oh Bigro make be groan, dick my asshole right to the bone
show me who's the daddy, show me who's the boss
make me clean up all ur toss

let your essense on me and your nasty stench
let me suck your dick under the bench
Tell me "go fetch" Joon and then holler me "go"
Make me taste you bigro, make me your nasty hoe
I promise to make your dick grow

Cos all for a lousy thou...and more...BigRo
I'll be your nasty personal  little bitch and schmoe!



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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2015, 03:49:34 PM »
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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2015, 03:54:00 PM »
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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2015, 04:49:10 PM »
I know a little person named coach
Who's asshole was not beyond approach

He loved to latter up soapy studs
But he only knows how to train duds 

He has a crush on donald trump
And wants him in his rump

Too bad coach sucks
More the Kai's asshole in posing trunks







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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #56 on: August 20, 2015, 05:40:47 PM »
Here I sit,
Asshole a flexin'
Trying to give birth
To HTexan

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #57 on: August 20, 2015, 07:46:30 PM »
Here I sit,
Asshole a flexin'
Trying to give birth
To HTexan

Airosol trying to give birth
really tho, he just loves flexin' on penis girth

But he still tries to get pregnant
By getting fuck by a big eggplant
 
The fact remains
50 guys are running trains
In room 7
airosol's asshole gets abuse like a felon

Never step to htexan,
Or I have to teach you another lesson.
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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #58 on: September 10, 2015, 10:43:48 AM »
Avesher and Joon are no longer talking
but Avesher is still stalking
and calling people's relatives at night
he believes it is his right

kahn n singh is back after a break from posting
to his return we should all be toasting
he is such an orator
he makes me feel like a mediocre procrastinator

Shizzo thinks that seafood is for rich guys
he has never had an expensive buffet in Van Nuys
the fat man is trying so hard to be popular on the board
but he resembles a vile creature from a Walking Dead walker horde

there is an intense hate between droppingplates and donny
but at least none of them wear an erotic suit in the shape of a bunny

no Getbigger is as hated at the moment as Uncle Joon
the fat Paki is indeed a loon
writing in purple font and sniffing coke
he is such a fucking joke
we all hope he will one day kill himself
preferably by hanging himself from a tall shelf

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #59 on: February 07, 2016, 06:51:45 AM »
last day working at Lowe's loading trucks
went from earning 8 to 11 bucks
and they covered up my glory hole in the mens' restroom :-(
my feelings of unease shot up with a boom
now I'm moving to Greenville
sounds like a nice place to chill
however, I have to find the local gay bar and Jaguar dealership
sounds like quite a trip

Getbiggers found my old picture in the Sylva Herald newspaper
at least I was huge and had a nice V-taper
I am also trolling Getbig with my new lover boy
they don't know who he is so I feel quite coy
finally I have a juicy piece of meat to hold over the Getbiggers' heads
oh my I will get so much attention in all the new threads

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #60 on: February 07, 2016, 06:55:26 AM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread sucks
And the OP does too.
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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #61 on: February 07, 2016, 07:02:04 AM »
My boy name of Schizzo,
met a girl named Dittzo,
then they had a kids named Pitzo, Ritzo, and Clitzo,
they all ate at Sonic and got the Shitzo,
so they used the Glory Hole at Lowe's to get rimmed by Vincy Geezo,
with his CSN-zo, his MFT-zo, and Vissy-Deezo!!!!!

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #62 on: February 07, 2016, 07:28:59 AM »
My boy name of Schizzo,
met a girl named Dittzo,
then they had a kids named Pitzo, Ritzo, and Clitzo,
they all ate at Sonic and got the Shitzo,
so they used the Glory Hole at Lowe's to get rimmed by Vincy Geezo,
with his CSN-zo, his MFT-zo, and Vissy-Deezo!!!!!

Sister Shizzo
Oh the time has come
And you know that your the only one
To say, I'm Gay
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Just want to mouthfuck you
It's True

Your motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight

Drunk
You down the bottle oh so fast
New boyfriend worries
You just won't last
To taste, his taint
Sister Shizzo
There's 8 dudes in line
Don't you give up
Before all 8 are through,
Be true
swallow their gooo yeah

Your motoring
Whats your price for head tonight
You have 12 inches in your sight
A black guy instead of a white
motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight

Sister Jizzo
Oh the time has cum
First your mouth now its
your hairy bum
with dick, in you
it's true
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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #63 on: February 07, 2016, 07:37:25 AM »
Sister Shizzo
Oh the time has come
And you know that your the only one
To say, I'm Gay
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Just want to mouthfuck you
It's True

Your motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight

Drunk
You down the bottle oh so fast
New boyfriend worries
You just won't last
To taste, his taint
Sister Shizzo
There's 8 dudes in line
Don't you give up
Before all 8 are through,
Be true
swallow their gooo yeah

Your motoring
Whats your price for head tonight
You have 12 inches in your sight
A black guy instead of a white
motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight

Sister Jizzo
Oh the time has cum
First your mouth now its
your hairy bum
with dick, in you
it's true

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #64 on: February 07, 2016, 01:05:27 PM »
A Shizzo Sight

Blaring music,
Flashing lights,
Sweaty bodies,
Wild nights,

 Boobs 'n butts are everywhere,
Shredded clothes makes others stare,

 In this bar,
Upon this crowd,
There is a boy,
Who's not too loud,

 Girls flaunt,
Boys wink,
He just blushes, smiles, and thinks,

 I need a man,
I need him now,
He'll jump on me,
And start to plow,

 A dancing devil,
A horny hunk,
A crazy man,
A sexy drunk,

 My pants are too small,
They're becoming too tight,
I need a man,
To excite,

 We'll moan and groan,
Sweat and pet,
Move and groove,
Until we're wet,

 Black hair,
Emerald eyes,
Sexy body,
Pants rise,

 Hot kiss,
Moist lips,
Lean shoulders,
Swaying hips,

 We fly to the private rooms,
He fumbles with the keys,
We're not even in the room,
When he starts to tease,

 On the bed,
Fuck the lights,
We both think,
As he bites,

 Pants gone,
Boxers missing,
Hard groins,
Heavy kissing,

 Playful teasing,
Eager squeezing,
Hard, horny, hasty, pleasing,

Waves of pleasure,
Flashes of white,
Quick thrusts,
A Shizzo sight,

Heavy panting,
Light kisses,
Loud moans,
Quiet hisses,
 
Ribbons of cum,
Moans of delight,
Such a yummy Shizzo sight,
The fag smiles,
It’s the just the beginning of the night!
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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #65 on: February 07, 2016, 03:29:34 PM »
Shizzo's Tuesday night

Shizzo rip the big black bbers's trunks from his waist,
put his tongue on, just for a taste.
Lick him fast and lick him good.
Shizzo, Like that don't you?
He knew he would.

Spread Melvin's ass, kiss pussy lips,
just like that, and torture his nips.
He likes the way you make him moan,
He'll fuck you later, you stupid bottom bitch.
until you groan.

Push his finger all the way in,
pull it out and in again.
Faster and deeper he want it to go,
make tbombz cum,
He want to blow.

Aerosol suck and lick and He slick it with spit,
suck on the tip, sucking more bit by bit.
Moaning and bobbing his head on your cock,
picking up rythm,
Hips start to rock.

Shove that big cock into coach's little hole,
fuck him hard, shorty.. inches he grows.
Flip him over, fuck him doggy style,
He like it this way,
make it last a while.


 Just Shizzo's Tuesday night thirst.
He should have thought, before posting on getbig first.
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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #66 on: February 07, 2016, 03:39:43 PM »
Shizzo's Tuesday night

Shizzo rip the big black bbers's trunks from his waist,
put his tongue on, just for a taste.
Lick him fast and lick him good.
Shizzo, Like that don't you?
He knew he would.

Spread Melvin's ass, kiss pussy lips,
just like that, and torture his nips.
He likes the way you make him moan,
He'll fuck you later, you stupid bottom bitch.
until you groan.

Push his finger all the way in,
pull it out and in again.
Faster and deeper he want it to go,
make tbombz cum,
He want to blow.

Aerosol suck and lick and He slick it with spit,
suck on the tip, sucking more bit by bit.
Moaning and bobbing his head on your cock,
picking up rythm,
Hips start to rock.

Shove that big cock into coach's little hole,
fuck him hard, shorty.. inches he grows.
Flip him over, fuck him doggy style,
He like it this way,
make it last a while.


 Just Shizzo's Tuesday night thirst.
He should have thought, before posting on getbig first.

LOL!
Not bad.
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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #67 on: March 18, 2016, 05:15:05 PM »
You sir, are a wordsmith of high caliber!

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #68 on: March 20, 2016, 12:49:34 PM »
once he let an old man suck his cock
so he could buy drugs two streets down from his block
he says it was a bad year
he might have lived in fear

now he works as a waiter
education; will he do it later?
he is a frail and indecisive little man
what exactly is his plan?

have not had sex for five years
but does this include sex with queers?
is this normal, Getbig?
he asks us as if his head was quite thick

he does not show us any update pics
maybe he gained some weight and can't handle the hate
from all his Getbig fan boys who jerk off to his old duck face jpg's
and the sun bed bronze colour so visible on his neck

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #69 on: March 29, 2016, 11:29:27 AM »
another essay is written by pellius
he feels quite rebellious
a sad old geezer
who has a bunch of McDouble burgers in his freezer

he melts down like an ice cream in the sun
his life will end in a Thai prison by the guards shooting him with a gun
pellius' mental health is more wrecked than tbombz' anus
what he fantasizes about must be quite heinous

on the pictures he has posted he looks quite shy
and his personality is as exciting as watching paint dry
he only brings hate and personal attacks to the board
when he is a bit older he will look like someone from a walking dead walker horde

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #70 on: March 29, 2016, 01:20:22 PM »
IF YOU CAN'T BE BIG
BE CUT
IF YOU CANT BE CUT
BE TAN
IF YOU CANT BE TAN
BE HOME....

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #71 on: March 29, 2016, 04:45:54 PM »

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #72 on: March 29, 2016, 05:12:42 PM »
Tbombz, quiet and bored
Sat on an apple
Which he cored.

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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2016, 08:19:37 AM »
You know Pray For War doesn't like Poems...he will beat everyone up in this thread but doesn't want to get banned.


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Re: Getbig poems
« Reply #74 on: April 01, 2016, 05:08:18 AM »
IF YOU CAN'T BE BIG
BE CUT
IF YOU CANT BE CUT
BE TAN
IF YOU CANT BE TAN
BE HOMO LIKE GOODRUM....
...AND THOSE BICEP PEAKS...


...STILL NUTS THE PEAKS...