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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #75 on: May 19, 2016, 08:36:47 PM »
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #76 on: May 19, 2016, 08:44:54 PM »
A fantastic role model for all the little 5%ers out there!

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #77 on: May 19, 2016, 09:06:19 PM »
Godspeed brother in iron.  I won't necessarily heed the advice, "...keep doing what you do...". 
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #78 on: May 19, 2016, 11:00:16 PM »
Quote from: Da Freak on May 19, 2016, 05:15:23 PM
dumb fuck prolly just forgot to breathe.

those 7 in a room combined are still double digit IQ points.
you liked "room 7 next to the ice machine"? then you'll love "7 in a room next to the dialysis machine"  8)
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #79 on: May 20, 2016, 02:07:05 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on May 19, 2016, 10:13:14 AM
Not even if they start off with a '666' facial tattoo?   ??? :D


well he would have stood out from the crowd.. ;D I remember years ago a guy got his Friend to do a Tattoo on his face which he misspelled.. so it read , "Ace of spads"... was supposed to be the Old Motorhead thing , "Ace of spades". They were drunk and were doing it with a small needle and Indian Ink which you found in art classes in school. Needless to say he looked like a clown for a while till he got it removed. they were just starting to use Laser then so he had luck because before it they used skin grafts. was a silly boy anyway ..
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #80 on: May 20, 2016, 03:42:35 AM »
what a retard
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #81 on: May 20, 2016, 05:17:52 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on May 20, 2016, 03:42:35 AM
what a retard


Sums it up perfectly.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #82 on: May 20, 2016, 06:17:46 AM »
Five percent mental capacity
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #83 on: May 20, 2016, 07:19:01 AM »
WTF are the roman numerals on his face supposed to mean?

IV V XIII XV XIV

4  5  13  15  14

 ???
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #84 on: May 20, 2016, 07:24:15 AM »
Quote from: Twaddle on May 20, 2016, 07:19:01 AM
WTF are the roman numerals on his face supposed to mean?

IV V XIII XV XIV

4  5  13  15  14

 ???

it is something similar to Dan Brown's Da Vinci code. Rumor has it, that the first Getbiggers who can decrypt these numbers on Jens' face will have the GPS coordinates to a hidden treasure chest filled with synthol bottles, Ben and Jerry ice cream and 5% nutrition supplements.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #85 on: May 20, 2016, 07:47:42 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on May 20, 2016, 07:24:15 AM
it is something similar to Dan Brown's Da Vinci code. Rumor has it, that the first Getbiggers who can decrypt these numbers on Jens' face will have the GPS coordinates to a hidden treasure chest filled with synthol bottles, Ben and Jerry ice cream and 5% nutrition supplements.

........................ .....and Caliber Fitness Solutions products.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #86 on: May 20, 2016, 10:04:29 AM »
So, what's his income? Piana pays his "athletes(lol)" with shirts and wrist bands, how do these warriors earn money?
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #87 on: May 20, 2016, 10:08:59 AM »
Quote from: Donny on May 20, 2016, 02:07:05 AM
well he would have stood out from the crowd.. ;D I remember years ago a guy got his Friend to do a Tattoo on his face which he misspelled.. so it read , "Ace of spads"... was supposed to be the Old Motorhead thing , "Ace of spades". They were drunk and were doing it with a small needle and Indian Ink which you found in art classes in school. Needless to say he looked like a clown for a while till he got it removed. they were just starting to use Laser then so he had luck because before it they used skin grafts. was a silly boy anyway ..


 "Ace of spads"... Hahaha! Beautiful LOL  :D :D  reminds me of all those unfortunate people who get Chinese/Kanji tats that should say things like 'warrior' but actually say things like 'dickhead' - priceless...

http://kotaku.com/why-you-shouldnt-get-chinese-script-tattoos-if-you-ca-1037896584
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #88 on: May 20, 2016, 10:09:28 AM »
Quote from: Twaddle on May 20, 2016, 07:19:01 AM
WTF are the roman numerals on his face supposed to mean?

IV V XIII XV XIV

4  5  13  15  14

 ???
DEMNO

?DEMON  ??? ??? ??? ???

Lame...
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #89 on: May 21, 2016, 01:00:07 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on May 20, 2016, 10:08:59 AM
"Ace of spads"... Hahaha! Beautiful LOL  :D :D  reminds me of all those unfortunate people who get Chinese/Kanji tats that should say things like 'warrior' but actually say things like 'dickhead' - priceless...

http://kotaku.com/why-you-shouldnt-get-chinese-script-tattoos-if-you-ca-1037896584
Ha ha...always wondered about Chinese Tattoos. At least "Scotland" means Scotland on my arm ;) saw a funny report about Majorca and people getting tattoos after a Days drinking on the Beach..not recommended
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #90 on: May 21, 2016, 09:26:03 AM »
Quote from: MAXX on May 20, 2016, 10:09:28 AM
DEMNO

?DEMON  ??? ??? ??? ???

Lame...

Well done, but learn to count.  :D
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #91 on: May 21, 2016, 12:48:52 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on May 18, 2016, 01:32:19 PM
I just purchased a 5% gallon jug. Whatever it takes.



I saw these for sale in a supplement store in Reading today for £12.99 (or $18.85).

What a time to be alive.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #92 on: May 21, 2016, 03:47:55 PM »
Quote from: Ken Fresno on May 21, 2016, 12:48:52 PM
I saw these for sale in a supplement store in Reading today for £12.99 (or $18.85).

What a time to be alive.

Those are magic jugz!!
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #93 on: May 21, 2016, 07:05:38 PM »
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #94 on: May 21, 2016, 07:13:03 PM »
Quote from: Ken Fresno on May 21, 2016, 12:48:52 PM
I saw these for sale in a supplement store in Reading today for £12.99 (or $18.85).

What a time to be alive.

haha 18 dollars lol
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #95 on: May 21, 2016, 08:00:31 PM »
Give the guy some credit, he appears to have World Class ILS in the semi-relaxed stance... (or is he riding an invisible chopper?)

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #96 on: May 22, 2016, 12:00:32 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on May 21, 2016, 08:00:31 PM
Give the guy some credit, he appears to have World Class ILS in the semi-relaxed stance... (or is he riding an invisible chopper?)



not sure about the chopper but he owns a bus :


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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #97 on: May 22, 2016, 12:06:25 AM »
So is he out of the hospital and back to "killing it"?
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #98 on: May 22, 2016, 12:50:36 AM »
Quote from: viking1 on May 20, 2016, 10:04:29 AM
So, what's his income? Piana pays his "athletes(lol)" with shirts and wrist bands, how do these warriors earn money?

Selling drugs and live in a shitty apartment I guess. Or a simple daytimejob...

Must be hard for Piana to Act friendly to his crew bcz Piana is smart, his crew is a bunch of retards. Piana knows it and he need to act like he dosent know it! Life sucks! 
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #99 on: May 22, 2016, 12:53:01 AM »
hmm...seem to have a nice apartment though haha!

Definitly a drugdealer :D
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