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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: okme on April 02, 2007, 01:37:52 PM
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Good
1) I'm from a rich family and have been given a lot of money by my dad.
2) I lost 50 pounds the past 5 years, now I'm in the "healthy weight" range. Very proud of this. 185 pounds to 135 pounds.
3) I exercise an hour a day, 6 days a week, consistently for the past 5 years with only minor breaks and few missed workouts. I like that discipline and commitment that I have shown.
4) I am a good person with a good heart I genuinely believe.
5) I'm cheap and frugal and live way below my means. I spend roughly half of the interest my money generates and let the other half compound with the principal.
6) When I'm sufficiently occupied during the day listening to Howard Stern, watching TV, working out, playing video games and online checkers, listening to music, downloading stuff off the net, reading forums, watching porn and masturbating, I am happy and my life is an absolute heaven. But there's always that period every day when I feel extremely lonely and sad and ugly and short and unloved and unlovable and that I will be alone forever.
Bad
1) I'm short. 5'5". I expecially hate this. If only I was taller I would feel better about myself. Practically every girl wants a guy taller than her. Heck even 4'11 broads want a 6' guy to feel "secure". Probably 90% of the market eliminated right there. I also feel like a complete douchebag when speaking to someone 6'4 and up, I feel like a 5 year old.
2) I'm ugly. Big nose, big ears, my face is a disaster. I see the ugliest person in the world when I look in the mirror. Strong self loathing.
3) I have no "game" with women.
4) I have low self esteem.
5) I have no friends. Partly because I'm afraid people will try to steal my money. I have a hard time trusting anyone after my father told me some bad experiences he had with people that he trusted, so I tend to stay away from people. My father's motto is "don't trust anybody". He has no friends and neither do I. But at least he has a hot new wife (stepmom) who actually likes him and not his money, and prenup protection.
6) I don't trust people and I am a recluse.
7) I find it hard to "care" about people or do charity work. I know most people are utter scumbags if given the opportunity to show their true colors and if the shoe was on the other foot and roles reversed and I was the one that needed the handout charity, they would probably show me middle fingers and spit in my face. I used to do things for people because it brought me some kind of joy, then I see what appens, no good deed goes unpunished, people are generally ungrateful, after that happened enough these days my motto is "to each his own" I don't ask you for anything you don't ask me for anything. I also think it's a joke people want to save animals... lock yourself with a lion in a room and see what it does to you. I will not care for something or someone that doesn't give a damn about me.
8) I've never asked a girl out and don't gave a girlfriend. I dress like some idiot so they don't even know I have money. Plus I don't really want a gold digger in my life, I don't want to support some evil girl who just wants my money. I want real love, I want to love and be loved back for who I am not what I have, I want sex, I am a good guy darn it I deserve it. Maybe I should just bite the bullet and go bang a hooker or 20 but that just seems so demeaning I would loathe myself even more if I did that.
So there.. my life.
Discuss and advise. Thank you.
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#4 under the "Bad" section is about to really get fucked up
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I didn't even read that. Who seriously cares about your life. Fuck off goober
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can I borrow 50 bucks?
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Have you given thought to alcohol?
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Kiwi...Stop playin around...
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#4 under the "Bad" section is about to really get fucked up
hahahahahahah
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You have a good heart yet you don't "care" enough to do any sort of charity work?
something a trust fund baby should really do some of...
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You have a good heart yet you don't "care" enough to do any sort of charity work?
something a trust fund baby should really do some of...
As I said, I have done a bit of it in the past, always ended up with a knife in my back by some ungrateful bastard that I helped not expecting anything in return. So now, fuck em, I say. If you give a man a fish and he stabs you with the bone, will you give another man a fish or keep all the remaining fish for yourself and tell all other men to go fuck themselves? Least you won't get stabbed again. So what if they all die.. no skin off your back.
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OP, please post your hometown address, so I can come there and kill everybody in your smelly stinky town. >:(
PS. Nobody likes you.
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I didn't even read that. Who seriously cares about your life. Fuck off goober
;D ;D "Goober"
I called a guy Goober last week,and he got all butt-hurt.
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OP, please post your hometown address, so I can come there and kill everybody in your smelly stinky town. >:(
PS. Nobody likes you.
lets fuck :-* ;D
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Bang some hookers, man. If you are a trust fund baby you have the means to bang broads that look like Victoria Secret models. You can see these women working as escorts on many websites. They are young, gorgeous, and lazy...so they bang rich guys for money to support their expensive lifestyle. Banging hot girls will do wonders for your esteem. ;)
Esteem isn't given to you, you lazy fuck. You have to earn it. Achieve something! If you are really a good guy, volunteer with kids or the elderly. Go build houses for the poor. That's how you build self-esteem. Learn a new subject or how to play an instrument.
Stop worrying about things you can't control, like your height or looks. Dress nicely, be well groomed and you'll feel better about yourself. It sounds like you are not in position to deny girls that may be interested in your money so flaunt it. Bang 'em and kick them to the curb if they are golddiggers. Promise them the world, fuck 'em, then ditch them without buying them shit.
Finally, nobody wants to hear a sob story. So please...fuck off you ugly loser. >:(
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As I said, I have done a bit of it in the past, always ended up with a knife in my back by some ungrateful bastard that I helped not expecting anything in return. So now, fuck em, I say. If you give a man a fish and he stabs you with the bone, will you give another man a fish or keep all the remaining fish for yourself and tell all other men to go fuck themselves? Least you won't get stabbed again. So what if they all die.. no skin off your back.
True I used to be involved i caring for others until some niccer stole my cell phone, and some other incidents, now when people come up to me for money I don't care, and say no fuck em.
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As I said, I have done a bit of it in the past, always ended up with a knife in my back by some ungrateful bastard that I helped not expecting anything in return. So now, fuck em, I say. If you give a man a fish and he stabs you with the bone, will you give another man a fish or keep all the remaining fish for yourself and tell all other men to go fuck themselves? Least you won't get stabbed again. So what if they all die.. no skin off your back.
man there is a difference between doing some charity work and leaving yourself open to be taken advantage of.
learn some street smarts...
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"...Finally, nobody wants to hear a sob story. So please...fuck off you ugly loser. >:("
;D ;D ;D Excellent.
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THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one gives a fuck ::)
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Banging hot girls will do wonders for your esteem. ;)
Even if I have to pay for it huh?
man there is a difference between doing some charity work and leaving yourself open to be taken advantage of.
learn some street smarts...
It's all the same shit. People are scumbags, period. I used to give a dollar here and there to panhandlers. Then one of them said "only a dollar huh cheap fuck" after that none of them gets anything. Now it's tough shit if you're starving, not my problem.
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Even if I have to pay for it huh?
It's all the same shit. People are scumbags, period. I used to give a dollar here and there to panhandlers. Then one of them said "only a dollar huh cheap fuck" after that none of them gets anything. Now it's tough shit if you're starving, not my problem.
Well then quit bitching and off yourself and leave all your money to FEMA...They will need it sooner or later LoL..... ::)
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Well then quit bitching and off yourself and leave all your money to FEMA...They will need it sooner or later LoL..... ::)
Fuck FEMA.
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this guy sounds like me. hahaha
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He sounds like he has no calves?
haha at 135lbs he doesn't have much of anything, lol.
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Even if I have to pay for it huh?
What's wrong with paying for it? Why does that concern you? You just need to get laid. Trust me, some very famous, rich and good-looking men have "paid for it" on a regular basis. Besides, you are always paying for it when it comes to attractive women...even in a real relationship. When I add up all the money my girlfriend has cost me I think hookers would be cheaper. :-\
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Fuck FEMA.
The world is a fucked up place and it sounds to me you are well off, but to much of a chickenshit to experience it....Soo, once again I tell you to quit bitching about it and off yourself....
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haha at 135lbs he doesn't have much of anything, lol.
True. :-[
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He sounds like he has no calves?
hahhahaha ;D
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Good
5) I'm cheap and frugal and live way below my means. I spend roughly half of the interest my money generates and let the other half compound with the principal.
It's good to value money but that's overly cheap, therefor not good.
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this guy sounds like me. hahaha
I don't think so. No where does he state that he is bisexual.
-Hedge
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Fuck FEMA.
Well, you do have some good points. Our goverment sucks.
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What's wrong with paying for it? Why does that concern you? You just need to get laid. Trust me, some very famous, rich and good-looking men have "paid for it" on a regular basis. Besides, you are always paying for it when it comes to attractive women...even in a real relationship. When I add up all the money my girlfriend has cost me I think hookers would be cheaper. :-\
True, but isn't it demeaning as shit?
Like if I went with a broad for dinner at a nice restaurant or whatever and then fucked her, least I wouldn't think I outright paid for sex and feel like a douchebag.
I don't know dude.. ahh I guess you may be right. We pay one way or another.
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True, but isn't it demeaning as shit?
Like if I went with a broad for dinner at a nice restaurant or whatever and then fucked her, least I wouldn't think I outright paid for sex and feel like a douchebag.
I don't know dude.. ahh I guess you may be right. We pay one way or another.
It's demeaning for the whore, not for you. ;)
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I don't think so. No where does he state that he is bisexual.
-Hedge
Dude I haven't as much as hugged a guy except for family members. Brutal homophobia you have.
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Life is gay, and there is no hope.
Hope this helps!
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The world is a fucked up place and it sounds to me you are well off, but to much of a chickenshit to experience it....Soo, once again I tell you to quit bitching about it and off yourself....
Serious question: tell me how to experience life then? Keep in mind I don't want to die, go to jail, or get beat up. I'll admit, I am a cowardly type man.
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True, but isn't it demeaning as shit?
Like if I went with a broad for dinner at a nice restaurant or whatever and then fucked her, least I wouldn't think I outright paid for sex and feel like a douchebag.
I don't know dude.. ahh I guess you may be right. We pay one way or another.
Just get a higher end escort and it will be just like a date if you wanted it to be...Dinner, a show and sex afterwards....Nothing demeaning when you have a really good time and you just had to pay a few extra bills for it...Middle-aged wealthy guys do it on a weekly basis....
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Were you raised to be so cheap?
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Serious question: tell me how to experience life then? Keep in mind I don't want to die, go to jail, or get beat up. I'll admit, I am a cowardly type man.
I already explained this to you. I'm trying to be nice today, so re-read my post or fuck off. >:(
It's gonna get ugly here soon...
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prenup protection.
Prenups are meaningless in court, I have heard many times. Is your dad short and ugly guy?
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Serious question: tell me how to experience life then? Keep in mind I don't want to die, go to jail, or get beat up. I'll admit, I am a cowardly type man.
Enjoying life does not mean you have to risk your life, go to jail/prison or get into physical altercations....But you do have to get out of your shell and not be scared of the world...For fuck's sake travel the world for starters....Either that or just go outside a few times a day LoL
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Good
1) I'm from a rich family and have been given a lot of money by my dad.
2) I lost 50 pounds the past 5 years, now I'm in the "healthy weight" range. Very proud of this. 185 pounds to 135 pounds.
3) I exercise an hour a day, 6 days a week, consistently for the past 5 years with only minor breaks and few missed workouts. I like that discipline and commitment that I have shown.
4) I am a good person with a good heart I genuinely believe.
5) I'm cheap and frugal and live way below my means. I spend roughly half of the interest my money generates and let the other half compound with the principal.
6) When I'm sufficiently occupied during the day listening to Howard Stern, watching TV, working out, playing video games and online checkers, listening to music, downloading stuff off the net, reading forums, watching porn and masturbating, I am happy and my life is an absolute heaven. But there's always that period every day when I feel extremely lonely and sad and ugly and short and unloved and unlovable and that I will be alone forever.
Bad
1) I'm short. 5'5". I expecially hate this. If only I was taller I would feel better about myself. Practically every girl wants a guy taller than her. Heck even 4'11 broads want a 6' guy to feel "secure". Probably 90% of the market eliminated right there. I also feel like a complete douchebag when speaking to someone 6'4 and up, I feel like a 5 year old.
2) I'm ugly. Big nose, big ears, my face is a disaster. I see the ugliest person in the world when I look in the mirror. Strong self loathing.
3) I have no "game" with women.
4) I have low self esteem.
5) I have no friends. Partly because I'm afraid people will try to steal my money. I have a hard time trusting anyone after my father told me some bad experiences he had with people that he trusted, so I tend to stay away from people. My father's motto is "don't trust anybody". He has no friends and neither do I. But at least he has a hot new wife (stepmom) who actually likes him and not his money, and prenup protection.
6) I don't trust people and I am a recluse.
7) I find it hard to "care" about people or do charity work. I know most people are utter scumbags if given the opportunity to show their true colors and if the shoe was on the other foot and roles reversed and I was the one that needed the handout charity, they would probably show me middle fingers and spit in my face. I used to do things for people because it brought me some kind of joy, then I see what appens, no good deed goes unpunished, people are generally ungrateful, after that happened enough these days my motto is "to each his own" I don't ask you for anything you don't ask me for anything. I also think it's a joke people want to save animals... lock yourself with a lion in a room and see what it does to you. I will not care for something or someone that doesn't give a damn about me.
8) I've never asked a girl out and don't gave a girlfriend. I dress like some idiot so they don't even know I have money. Plus I don't really want a gold digger in my life, I don't want to support some evil girl who just wants my money. I want real love, I want to love and be loved back for who I am not what I have, I want sex, I am a good guy darn it I deserve it. Maybe I should just bite the bullet and go bang a hooker or 20 but that just seems so demeaning I would loathe myself even more if I did that.
So there.. my life.
Discuss and advise. Thank you.
This post belongs on the X board.
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It's all the same shit. People are scumbags, period. I used to give a dollar here and there to panhandlers. Then one of them said "only a dollar huh cheap fuck" after that none of them gets anything. Now it's tough shit if you're starving, not my problem.
No I meant working for a charity not giving away money - big difference.
Plus, if someone calling you a cheap fuck - who was probably mentally ill - is enough to put you off ever helping your fellow man again then you deserve to live a lonely, sad life.
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Dude I haven't as much as hugged a guy except for family members. Brutal homophobia you have.
Bro, sorry for assuming you being bisexual.
Here's why:
Your constant posting of homoerotic stuff and references to gay culture made me assume you were a homo.
When someone mentioned you had a crush on some female on this board, I assumed it meant you swung both ways.
BTW, I know the American-Italian culture looks down on fags. So if you're currently in the closet: Hang in there, Gay Guy!
I am a supporter of the Gays.
-Hedge
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Serious question: tell me how to experience life then? Keep in mind I don't want to die, go to jail, or get beat up. I'll admit, I am a cowardly type man.
Little dude, jail ain't that bad, and getting beat-up only hurts for a few minutes. But... the pure delight of the things that can lead to those two events, can be memorable! Go for it!
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I moved this thread here: You girls may be able to offer this gomer the proper care and support.
You go girls!!!
-Hedge
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Were you raised to be so cheap?
I don't live in lack or anything. I get what I want within reason. It's just that the things I like to do with my time don't cost much money. gym $18 a month, stern show $12 a month, online games free etc. If I genuinely cared about how I look, I'd probably have gotten new clothes. But with my ugly ASS face and short height, I feel it's like spraying deodorant on a pile of shit. No point.
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Bro, sorry for assuming you being bisexual.
Here's why:
Your constant posting of homoerotic stuff and references to gay culture made me assume you were a homo.
When someone mentioned you had a crush on some female on this board, I assumed it meant you swung both ways.
BTW, I know the American-Italian culture looks down on fags. So if you're currently in the closet: Hang in there, Gay Guy!
I am a supporter of the Gays.
-Hedge
I post gay content as humor. You can believe that means someone is gay, but you must feel the need to call me gay in every threadbecause you are angry at me.
Did I cause you to meltdown one too many times?
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I don't live in lack or anything. I get what I want within reason. It's just that the things I like to do with my time don't cost much money. gym $18 a month, stern show $12 a month, online games free etc. If I genuinely cared about how I look, I'd probably have gotten new clothes. But with my ugly ASS face and short height, I feel it's like spraying deodorant on a pile of shit. No point.
Plastic Surgery does wonders even for those of us that are shorter in stature......Women get boobs and lipo; sounds to me like you can afford a new face LoL....
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Plastic Surgery does wonders even for those of us that are shorter in stature......Women get boobs and lipo; sounds to me like you can afford a new face LoL....
Plastic surgery is gay. Things can go wrong. Plus it would make me feel like an absolute retard. Besides, the height thing bothers me more than the shitface.
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But with my ugly ASS face and short height, I feel it's like spraying deodorant on a pile of shit. No point.
hahaha! Your sub-zero esteem is hilarious! ;D
There are lot's of ugly short dudes who are married with kids. Not that you gotta want that for yourself, but your excuses are just that...excuses. Plus you have the ultimate equalizer. Money. But nobody will want to be around you if you don't even take the time to look presentable.
Did you read my first post again yet?
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Plus it would make me feel like an absolute retard.
Dude, what is all this "feelings" shit. Feelings are for girls. Just get shit done like a man.
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Prenups are meaningless in court, I have heard many times. Is your dad short and ugly guy?
Yes if the woman sufficiently attacks the mans character enough for the judge to throw the prenup out of court. My dad knows.. mom fucked him over.
This prenup was a video taped prenup with both parties' consent, separate attorney for the woman, presence of a notary public, and special clause that states prenup cannot be voided under any circumstances, whether it be infidelity, character assassination etc.
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hahaha! Your sub-zero esteem is hilarious! ;D
There are lot's of ugly short dudes who are married with kids. Not that you gotta want that for yourself, but your excuses are just that...excuses. Plus you have the ultimate equalizer. Money. But nobody will want to be around you if you don't even take the time to look presentable.
Did you read my first post again yet?
Point taken.
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The #1 problem with you is your low self esteem. That's a problem which, if left to dwell will make you die a very unhappy man. I used to have very low self esteem myself. For about a year I dealt with a lot of stress about a lot of unfortunes I had to deal with. I got braces, developed terrible acne and had begun to get fat. And this was after having been a very attractive, athletic young kid in my youth, so I know what it's like to be on both ends of the spectrum. What you have to do is learn from your problems because life is a journey. You have to say OK well I could style my hair better, fix my teeth, find a new style of clothing that will make me happy and perhaps attract women, and most importantly develop huge muscles which will intimidate even the 6 ft+ tall guys!!
You have to realize that having your mind dwell on your problems will effect EVERYTHING in your life. It makes the quality of life so shitty. You don't want to deal with this. Go to the library and read some self-help books about thinking positively. I didn't read books about this but sort of developed my own method of positive thinking which has been successful.
I'm 5'7. I dont compare my height to anyone. It's not something I think about. As a matter of fact, I enjoy being my height because I can toss my bodyweight around like nothing and am very agile. I'd prefer to be this height because of all the fun I can have with it. And you know what? My confidence projects itself onto others.
Look, you have a lot of money. Find a hobby. Pick up karate, boxing, gymnastics, whatever! You have sooo many opportunities! You have no idea how lucky you are. My mom works up to 12 hours a day 7 days a week to support us and I ask her of nothing but internet, food, gym and a phone. I'm trying to become a personal trainer so I can pay for all those things myself. If I had money like you I would buy myself a camaro, harley davidson, nicer house, clothes, and my very own pot garden, to name a few. I'd go out every weekend with my best friends. Out to see broadway plays, museums, BB shows, boxing, whatever I want. Travel the world. You have no idea how lucky you are. Appreciate it.
And you don't have to go out and make an effort to do something nice. Next time some homeless guy begs you, take him to get a nice meal. You'll have a conversation like you'd never imagined before. You can learn someone from anyone. If you run into an opportunity to do something nice and be remembered for it go do it!
And last but not least, life could be MUCH worse no matter what you think of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The #1 problem with you is your low self esteem. That's a problem which, if left to dwell will make you die a very unhappy man. I used to have very low self esteem myself. For about a year I dealt with a lot of stress about a lot of unfortunes I had to deal with. I got braces, developed terrible acne and had begun to get fat. And this was after having been a very attractive, athletic young kid in my youth, so I know what it's like to be on both ends of the spectrum. What you have to do is learn from your problems because life is a journey. You have to say OK well I could style my hair better, fix my teeth, find a new style of clothing that will make me happy and perhaps attract women, and most importantly develop huge muscles which will intimidate even the 6 ft+ tall guys!!
You have to realize that having your mind dwell on your problems will effect EVERYTHING in your life. It makes the quality of life so shitty. You don't want to deal with this. Go to the library and read some self-help books about thinking positively. I didn't read books about this but sort of developed my own method of positive thinking which has been successful.
I'm 5'7. I dont compare my height to anyone. It's not something I think about. As a matter of fact, I enjoy being my height because I can toss my bodyweight around like nothing and am very agile. I'd prefer to be this height because of all the fun I can have with it. And you know what? My confidence projects itself onto others.
Look, you have a lot of money. Find a hobby. Pick up karate, boxing, gymnastics, whatever! You have sooo many opportunities! You have no idea how lucky you are. My mom works up to 12 hours a day 7 days a week to support us and I ask her of nothing but internet, food, gym and a phone. I'm trying to become a personal trainer so I can pay for all those things myself. If I had money like you I would buy myself a camaro, harley davidson, nicer house, clothes, and my very own pot garden, to name a few. I'd go out every weekend with my best friends. Out to see broadway plays, museums, BB shows, boxing, whatever I want. Travel the world. You have no idea how lucky you are. Appreciate it.
And you don't have to go out and make an effort to do something nice. Next time some homeless guy begs you, take him to get a nice meal. You'll have a conversation like you'd never imagined before. You can learn someone from anyone. If you run into an opportunity to do something nice and be remembered for it go do it!
And last but not least, life could be MUCH worse no matter what you think of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was a good post, dude.
I'm in a feel-good mood today. These are usually the days where I get phone numbers at the gym, so wish me luck tonight! :D
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This was a good post, dude.
I'm in a feel-good mood today. These are usually the days where I get phone numbers at the gym, so wish me luck tonight! :D
Well, I hope you go to the gym, hit on a 'girl', 'she' says 'she' wants to take you back to 'her' place, you get naked, you take 'her' bra off, and then you go down with your face and attempt to remove 'her' panties with your mouth, and a big thick penis emerges from 'her' panties and gets stuck in your mouth and you choke and gag on it and die due to asphixiation. :o
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This was a good post, dude.
I'm in a feel-good mood today. These are usually the days where I get phone numbers at the gym, so wish me luck tonight! :D
hahaha having an amazing workout on top of bagging some hottie is what I call a trip to the gym!!
Well, I hope you go to the gym, hit on a 'girl', 'she' says 'she' wants to take you back to 'her' place, you get naked, you take 'her' bra off, and then you go down with your face and attempt to remove 'her' panties with your mouth, and a big thick penis emerges from 'her' panties and gets stuck in your mouth and you choke and gag on it and die due to asphixiation. :o
Be more positive, man.
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Well, I hope you go to the gym, hit on a 'girl', 'she' says 'she' wants to take you back to 'her' place, you get naked, you take 'her' bra off, and then you go down with your face and attempt to remove 'her' panties with your mouth, and a big thick penis emerges from 'her' panties and gets stuck in your mouth and you choke and gag on it and die due to asphixiation. :o
That really sounds more up your fantasy alley LoL....
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I moved this thread here: You girls may be able to offer this gomer the proper care and support.
You go girls!!!
-Hedge
Thank you for thinking of us. :-X
However, this thread is way too profane and negative for the Girl Talk Board, and that pic of the rash-covered mini-me penis is vile. I'm not sure where this belongs, but it seems like a general topic.
Also, I doubt any of the women have any advice to give. Cheap people in general are usually not very generous with their emotions or their hearts so he's probably just better off buying hookers (I hear hourly rates are less expensive ::)) As far as the problem with height goes, hypnotism or therapy might be good options to consider. There. Problems solved.
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This was a good post, dude.
I'm in a feel-good mood today. These are usually the days where I get phone numbers at the gym, so wish me luck tonight! :D
Good luck, and remember we're all counting on you! :D
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Well, I hope you go to the gym, hit on a 'girl', 'she' says 'she' wants to take you back to 'her' place, you get naked, you take 'her' bra off, and then you go down with your face and attempt to remove 'her' panties with your mouth, and a big thick penis emerges from 'her' panties and gets stuck in your mouth and you choke and gag on it and die due to asphixiation. :o
Now why would you wanna wish that on me, bro? I don't go home with trannies. ???
I tried to be nice to you and you go off on me. Most unfortunate. Now I will have to call you what you are: an ugly runt whom nobody likes. You look like shit and probably smell like it too. Women think you are pathetic and seek to avoid you when you approach because of your obvious lack of self-esteem and complete lack of game. You will NEVER find a woman who even remotely cares for you other than for your money. You'll never even get your dicked sucked without paying money for it. Honestly, you are a pathetic excuse for a man. You would do your parents and the rest of the world a tremendous favor if you simply put a gun in your ugly mouth and killed yourself. Certainly it would be good for this board, as we would no longer read your pathetic feminine whining. >:(
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Thank you for thinking of us. :-X
However, this thread is way too profane and negative for the Girl Talk Board, and that pic of the rash-covered mini-me penis is vile. I'm not sure where this belongs, but it seems like a general topic.
Also, I doubt any of the women have any advice to give. Cheap people in general are usually not very generous with their emotions or their hearts so he's probably just better off buying hookers (I hear hourly rates are less expensive ::)) As far as the problem with height goes, hypnotism or therapy might be good options to consider. There. Problems solved.
You women are all the same. It's all about how much money a guy is willing to spend on you. And you're right, hookers are cheaper than gold diggers.
Now why would you wanna wish that on me, bro? I don't go home with trannies. ???
I tried to be nice to you and you go off on me. Most unfortunate. Now I will have to call you what you are: an ugly runt whom nobody likes. You look like shit and probably smell like it too. Women think you are pathetic and seek to avoid you when you approach because of your obvious lack of self-esteem and complete lack of game. You will NEVER find a woman who even remotely cares for you other than for your money. You'll never even get your dicked sucked without paying money for it. Honestly, you are a pathetic excuse for a man. You would do your parents and the rest of the world a tremendous favor if you simply put a gun in your ugly mouth and killed yourself. Certainly it would be good for this board, as we would no longer read your pathetic feminine whining. >:(
I was just kidding you fuck. ::)
That rant did hurt. :(
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You women are all the same. It's all about how much money a guy is willing to spend on you. And you're right, hookers are cheaper than gold diggers.
Wrong. However, anyone, man or woman, who has money and makes it a point to go on and on about how they don't want to spend it, more than likely isn't very giving in other ways either. >:(
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Now why would you wanna wish that on me, bro? I don't go home with trannies. ???
I tried to be nice to you and you go off on me. Most unfortunate. Now I will have to call you what you are: an ugly runt whom nobody likes. You look like shit and probably smell like it too. Women think you are pathetic and seek to avoid you when you approach because of your obvious lack of self-esteem and complete lack of game. You will NEVER find a woman who even remotely cares for you other than for your money. You'll never even get your dicked sucked without paying money for it. Honestly, you are a pathetic excuse for a man. You would do your parents and the rest of the world a tremendous favor if you simply put a gun in your ugly mouth and killed yourself. Certainly it would be good for this board, as we would no longer read your pathetic feminine whining. >:(
I read that rant again and it cuts like a knife. :(
Thanks for making me feel 2 inches big. I now want to go crawl under a rock and die. :'(
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Wrong. However, anyone, man or woman, who has money and makes it a point to go on and on about how they don't want to spend it, more than likely isn't very giving in other ways either. >:(
Assumptions assumptions.
The worst thing in the world, other than murder, rape, torture, prison etc, I believe, is to completely love a woman, yet she only wants your money. >:(
I am plenty ready to give myself sexually and emotionally to a woman but NOT financially. >:(
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I read that rant again and it cuts like a knife. :(
Thanks for making me feel 2 inches big. I now want to go crawl under a rock and die. :'(
Well 2inches would be a stretch for you wouldn't it??? By the way, choose a rock at the bottom of a lake so you die quicker.....Hope this helps.... ::)
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Assumptions assumptions.
The worst thing in the world, other than murder, rape, torture, prison etc, I believe, is to completely love a woman, yet she only wants your money. >:(
I am plenty ready to give myself sexually and emotionally to a woman but NOT financially. >:(
easy find an ugly chick with cash dude... they are out there
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Assumptions assumptions.
The worst thing in the world, other than murder, rape, torture, prison etc, I believe, is to completely love a woman, yet she only wants your money. >:(
I am plenty ready to give myself sexually and emotionally to a woman but NOT financially. >:(
So why DON'T you take JWB's advice. There are lots of women who don't need your money out there. Find one who has her own. I don't know of anyone in my circle of friends who "needs" a man for his money... on the other hand if every time you go out to a movie teh man steps behind you so he doesn't ever have to "spend" on you... well, blech, feh! >:(
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I thought you were a chick until I got to the 'bad' section.
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Do you drink alcohol or smoke cannabis?
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I would be flashing the cash to get the hot pussy. Bang them then get rid of them as they are nothing but gold digging whores.
Also if I was an ugly fuka I would keep my arse in shape all year round...
Ive seen plenty of cocky midgets walking around with hot bitches mostly because they come across with big personalities making up for lacking in the other areas..
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Do you drink alcohol or smoke cannabis?
No, I've never had a drink, never smoked, never done drugs of any kind.
Good advice Mark1. I'm always in shape.. working out has become a habit.
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No, I've never had a drink, never smoked, never done drugs of any kind.
Good advice Mark1. I'm always in shape.. working out has become a habit.
What kind of women do you wanna meet?
Pretty rare that a hot chick has any substance (although they love telling you they do in between reading cosmo and getting pedicures...)
Go for a little cutie with glasses and a ponytail is my advice...
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I once felt sorry for the man who had no girlfriend until I met a man who had no hands. ;)
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okme, you sound like a perfect candidate to become a muslim.
Have you considered a career in jihad?
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The #1 problem with you is your low self esteem. That's a problem which, if left to dwell will make you die a very unhappy man. I used to have very low self esteem myself. For about a year I dealt with a lot of stress about a lot of unfortunes I had to deal with. I got braces, developed terrible acne and had begun to get fat. And this was after having been a very attractive, athletic young kid in my youth, so I know what it's like to be on both ends of the spectrum. What you have to do is learn from your problems because life is a journey. You have to say OK well I could style my hair better, fix my teeth, find a new style of clothing that will make me happy and perhaps attract women, and most importantly develop huge muscles which will intimidate even the 6 ft+ tall guys!!
You have to realize that having your mind dwell on your problems will effect EVERYTHING in your life. It makes the quality of life so shitty. You don't want to deal with this. Go to the library and read some self-help books about thinking positively. I didn't read books about this but sort of developed my own method of positive thinking which has been successful.
I'm 5'7. I dont compare my height to anyone. It's not something I think about. As a matter of fact, I enjoy being my height because I can toss my bodyweight around like nothing and am very agile. I'd prefer to be this height because of all the fun I can have with it. And you know what? My confidence projects itself onto others.
Look, you have a lot of money. Find a hobby. Pick up karate, boxing, gymnastics, whatever! You have sooo many opportunities! You have no idea how lucky you are. My mom works up to 12 hours a day 7 days a week to support us and I ask her of nothing but internet, food, gym and a phone. I'm trying to become a personal trainer so I can pay for all those things myself. If I had money like you I would buy myself a camaro, harley davidson, nicer house, clothes, and my very own pot garden, to name a few. I'd go out every weekend with my best friends. Out to see broadway plays, museums, BB shows, boxing, whatever I want. Travel the world. You have no idea how lucky you are. Appreciate it.
And you don't have to go out and make an effort to do something nice. Next time some homeless guy begs you, take him to get a nice meal. You'll have a conversation like you'd never imagined before. You can learn someone from anyone. If you run into an opportunity to do something nice and be remembered for it go do it!
And last but not least, life could be MUCH worse no matter what you think of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Realllllly inspiring Figgs! ;D
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You know how when you drive a car you look where you want to go and steer accordingly?
Look where you want to go in life and steer acordingly.
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Good
1) I'm from a rich family and have been given a lot of money by my dad.
2) I lost 50 pounds the past 5 years, now I'm in the "healthy weight" range. Very proud of this. 185 pounds to 135 pounds.
3) I exercise an hour a day, 6 days a week, consistently for the past 5 years with only minor breaks and few missed workouts. I like that discipline and commitment that I have shown.
4) I am a good person with a good heart I genuinely believe.
5) I'm cheap and frugal and live way below my means. I spend roughly half of the interest my money generates and let the other half compound with the principal.
6) When I'm sufficiently occupied during the day listening to Howard Stern, watching TV, working out, playing video games and online checkers, listening to music, downloading stuff off the net, reading forums, watching porn and masturbating, I am happy and my life is an absolute heaven. But there's always that period every day when I feel extremely lonely and sad and ugly and short and unloved and unlovable and that I will be alone forever.
Bad
1) I'm short. 5'5". I expecially hate this. If only I was taller I would feel better about myself. Practically every girl wants a guy taller than her. Heck even 4'11 broads want a 6' guy to feel "secure". Probably 90% of the market eliminated right there. I also feel like a complete douchebag when speaking to someone 6'4 and up, I feel like a 5 year old.
2) I'm ugly. Big nose, big ears, my face is a disaster. I see the ugliest person in the world when I look in the mirror. Strong self loathing.
3) I have no "game" with women.
4) I have low self esteem.
5) I have no friends. Partly because I'm afraid people will try to steal my money. I have a hard time trusting anyone after my father told me some bad experiences he had with people that he trusted, so I tend to stay away from people. My father's motto is "don't trust anybody". He has no friends and neither do I. But at least he has a hot new wife (stepmom) who actually likes him and not his money, and prenup protection.
6) I don't trust people and I am a recluse.
7) I find it hard to "care" about people or do charity work. I know most people are utter scumbags if given the opportunity to show their true colors and if the shoe was on the other foot and roles reversed and I was the one that needed the handout charity, they would probably show me middle fingers and spit in my face. I used to do things for people because it brought me some kind of joy, then I see what appens, no good deed goes unpunished, people are generally ungrateful, after that happened enough these days my motto is "to each his own" I don't ask you for anything you don't ask me for anything. I also think it's a joke people want to save animals... lock yourself with a lion in a room and see what it does to you. I will not care for something or someone that doesn't give a damn about me.
8) I've never asked a girl out and don't gave a girlfriend. I dress like some idiot so they don't even know I have money. Plus I don't really want a gold digger in my life, I don't want to support some evil girl who just wants my money. I want real love, I want to love and be loved back for who I am not what I have, I want sex, I am a good guy darn it I deserve it. Maybe I should just bite the bullet and go bang a hooker or 20 but that just seems so demeaning I would loathe myself even more if I did that.
So there.. my life.
Discuss and advise. Thank you.
blow your brains out now, you are not tough enough to make it in this world anyway. now go blow your brains all over the walls short man.
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blow your brains out now, you are not tough enough to make it in this world anyway. now go blow your brains all over the walls short man.
he has a better life than you pedo ::)
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So what are you trying to achieve with this thread?
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So what are you trying to achieve with this thread?
Was looking for advice that's all. :-*
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Was looking for advice that's all. :-*
You must be very grateful with all the advice you've got. :-\
If you don't love yourself, nobody will.
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Was looking for advice that's all. :-*
lol stop wining about yyour phyical apparence chicks care way more about money. It's not hard to avoid golddiggers either well not avoid them but you know it's not that simple. I mean you can totally lure non golddiggers with your money as well. you just gotta be smart about it you know. You can't let them know exactly how much cash you got, but you also gotta let them no your not a faliure i doono
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Things could be worse. A women could cut your dick off and throw it out the window of a moving car.
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Things could be worse. A women could cut your dick off and throw it out the window of a moving car.
Hey man how are you doing been some time, glad your still alive. :)
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Now why would you wanna wish that on me, bro? I don't go home with trannies. ???
I tried to be nice to you and you go off on me. Most unfortunate. Now I will have to call you what you are: an ugly runt whom nobody likes. You look like shit and probably smell like it too. Women think you are pathetic and seek to avoid you when you approach because of your obvious lack of self-esteem and complete lack of game. You will NEVER find a woman who even remotely cares for you other than for your money. You'll never even get your dicked sucked without paying money for it. Honestly, you are a pathetic excuse for a man. You would do your parents and the rest of the world a tremendous favor if you simply put a gun in your ugly mouth and killed yourself. Certainly it would be good for this board, as we would no longer read your pathetic feminine whining. >:(
haha you're one sensitive fragile little bitch aren't you Leroy ;D
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haha you're one sensitive fragile little bitch aren't you Leroy ;D
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No more than you are a cock-craving man whore, Frank. ;D I'm "overly sensitive" by your estimation, and you have to deal with a chronically sore rectum. We all have our crosses to bear. :D
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No more than you are a cock-craving man whore, Frank. ;D I'm "overly sensitive" by your estimation, and you have to deal with a chronically sore rectum. We all have our crosses to bear. :D
haha that actually made me laugh ;D
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Good
1) I'm from a rich family and have been given a lot of money by my dad.
2) I lost 50 pounds the past 5 years, now I'm in the "healthy weight" range. Very proud of this. 185 pounds to 135 pounds.
3) I exercise an hour a day, 6 days a week, consistently for the past 5 years with only minor breaks and few missed workouts. I like that discipline and commitment that I have shown.
4) I am a good person with a good heart I genuinely believe.
5) I'm cheap and frugal and live way below my means. I spend roughly half of the interest my money generates and let the other half compound with the principal.
6) When I'm sufficiently occupied during the day listening to Howard Stern, watching TV, working out, playing video games and online checkers, listening to music, downloading stuff off the net, reading forums, watching porn and masturbating, I am happy and my life is an absolute heaven. But there's always that period every day when I feel extremely lonely and sad and ugly and short and unloved and unlovable and that I will be alone forever.
Bad
1) I'm short. 5'5". I expecially hate this. If only I was taller I would feel better about myself. Practically every girl wants a guy taller than her. Heck even 4'11 broads want a 6' guy to feel "secure". Probably 90% of the market eliminated right there. I also feel like a complete douchebag when speaking to someone 6'4 and up, I feel like a 5 year old.
2) I'm ugly. Big nose, big ears, my face is a disaster. I see the ugliest person in the world when I look in the mirror. Strong self loathing.
3) I have no "game" with women.
4) I have low self esteem.
5) I have no friends. Partly because I'm afraid people will try to steal my money. I have a hard time trusting anyone after my father told me some bad experiences he had with people that he trusted, so I tend to stay away from people. My father's motto is "don't trust anybody". He has no friends and neither do I. But at least he has a hot new wife (stepmom) who actually likes him and not his money, and prenup protection.
6) I don't trust people and I am a recluse.
7) I find it hard to "care" about people or do charity work. I know most people are utter scumbags if given the opportunity to show their true colors and if the shoe was on the other foot and roles reversed and I was the one that needed the handout charity, they would probably show me middle fingers and spit in my face. I used to do things for people because it brought me some kind of joy, then I see what appens, no good deed goes unpunished, people are generally ungrateful, after that happened enough these days my motto is "to each his own" I don't ask you for anything you don't ask me for anything. I also think it's a joke people want to save animals... lock yourself with a lion in a room and see what it does to you. I will not care for something or someone that doesn't give a damn about me.
8) I've never asked a girl out and don't gave a girlfriend. I dress like some idiot so they don't even know I have money. Plus I don't really want a gold digger in my life, I don't want to support some evil girl who just wants my money. I want real love, I want to love and be loved back for who I am not what I have, I want sex, I am a good guy darn it I deserve it. Maybe I should just bite the bullet and go bang a hooker or 20 but that just seems so demeaning I would loathe myself even more if I did that.
So there.. my life.
Discuss and advise. Thank you.
Sounds like you should have a pretty good life. You would be happier if you accepted the hand you were dealt. So you're short and not the best looking guy in the world, big deal. There's not much you can do to change these things. As for success with women, that only happens with experience. If you're confident and comfortable with yourself women will respond.
You're 20 and you have financial freedom. I would say your main problem is that you have too much time on your hands. Do you go to college or work? Do you do anything productive? You're very fortunate in that you can build a career based on what you really want to do without worrying about a paycheck.