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Title: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: gymrat75 on June 04, 2008, 06:56:11 AM
I had a guy stop me on the street today and say, "Man, you look like you could lift a helicopter!!!" I couldn't help but bust up laughing.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Beener on June 04, 2008, 06:57:27 AM
I had a guy stop me on the street today and say, "Man, you look like you could lift a helicopter!!!" I couldn't help but bust up laughing.

on an unrelated note i had a guy come up to me downtown yesterday and ask wehre he could find a 'rub n tug'. 
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: JasonH on June 04, 2008, 07:00:20 AM
I just get the usual -

"my brother/cousin/uncle/friend used to be as big/bigger than you but then stopped training and all that muscle turned into fat......."  ::)
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: jaejonna on June 04, 2008, 07:05:36 AM
Squadfather would destroy this thread....helicopter lifting ....get the fuck you ...post a pic tiny tit ...lets see the bullshit .."gymrat75" hahha oh brother what a name hahahhaa
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Meso_z on June 04, 2008, 07:14:13 AM
I just get the usual -

"my brother/cousin/uncle/friend used to be as big/bigger than you but then stopped training and all that muscle turned into fat......."  ::)

hahaha, classic.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: CalvinH on June 04, 2008, 07:14:19 AM
"Why don't you get some" :'(
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: RZA on June 04, 2008, 07:34:46 AM
I just get the usual -

"my brother/cousin/uncle/friend used to be as big/bigger than you but then stopped training and all that muscle turned into fat......."  ::)

Pretty much the same though I'm not big by any means. But in France, most guys are so skinny or just out of shape that beeing midly ripped and over a 170 pounds makes people think you juice and spend your days working out. And generally they go" Aren't you afraid your mscles will turn into fat the day you stop training?"
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 04, 2008, 07:39:53 AM
Steroids make your dick shrink.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: mass 04 on June 04, 2008, 07:40:47 AM
oh brother
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Petrucci on June 04, 2008, 07:41:12 AM
are you that guy Ronny Collamen?
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: RZA on June 04, 2008, 07:41:56 AM
I actually heard once: "Proteins make your dick shrink".
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: burn2live on June 04, 2008, 07:43:15 AM
I actually heard once: "Proteins make your dick shrink".

I've also heard, "Creatine messes your head up."
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Pecs on June 04, 2008, 07:45:49 AM
my ex hostel mate used to say that protein powders will make me sterile.....lose sperms...shrink testis......etc.. Then after 1 month he asked me to biring hem to the bodybuilding store to buy those "BAD"  protein powder :D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Pecs on June 04, 2008, 07:46:56 AM
How much do ya bench???
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 04, 2008, 07:52:16 AM
The old "My brother in law is a bodybuilder."  Then you meet the guy and want to ask him if he's going to start cutting soon for a show in 2015.


And the classic, "Ewww!  Veins!"
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: fearANDloathing on June 04, 2008, 08:06:18 AM
" Aren't you afraid your mscles will turn into fat the day you stop training?"
Yep that's one I hear the most
Also it's quite disturbing how many men are interested/worried about what will happen to another mans junk if he lifts too much or takes roids.
In my head I'm thinking "What the fuck do you care, you want it to stay big and juicy so you can suck it???"
The world is awash with nimrods and numbskulls.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: funk51 on June 04, 2008, 08:13:12 AM
i was digging a hole with my shirt off and a 120 lb guy walks up to my father who was there and said how come he's deformed like that. my pop said he lifts weights and those are muscles. and the usual i have a friend and his arms are twice your size, i never did get to see that 36 inch arm though.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: dov on June 04, 2008, 08:17:55 AM
 Re: my pics....
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 05:16:08 PM » Quote 

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ughhhhh
u need to bring up your calves
your arms look bad and smooth
u have a high bodyfat
you back has no defintion and no width
your lower body is not as tan as your upper body
your have fat crap under your chest and connecting to your lats
you have 0 vascularity or separation
those tatoos are not cool
why don't you train hamstrings?
your front double bicep pose looks horrible
I hate your gym
u have sunglasses on inside...the only people who wear sunglasses inside are blind people and ass holes
 
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I actually laughed out loud at this one 8)
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Mars on June 04, 2008, 08:22:27 AM
"gymrat75" must be a monster
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: emn1964 on June 04, 2008, 08:28:32 AM
"gymrat75" must be a monster

"gymrat75" is something that is considered beyond a monster.  He has attained size the likes of which has never been seen by any human.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Big_Tymer on June 04, 2008, 08:33:30 AM
when i went to the doctor about a month back when i was sick the nurse had to go get a different blood pressure thing because the standard one they had wouldnt fit around my arm.  she told me she had to get the one for guys without puny arms  ;D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: emn1964 on June 04, 2008, 08:35:13 AM
when i went to the doctor about a month back when i was sick the nurse had to go get a different blood pressure thing because the standard one they had wouldnt fit around my arm.  she told me she had to get the one for guys without puny arms  ;D

same here!  except when i go to the doctor they have to have two exam tables.  one for my body and the other for my enormous cock
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Mjohnson81 on June 04, 2008, 09:04:34 AM
Re: my pics....
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 05:16:08 PM » Quote 

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ughhhhh
u need to bring up your calves
your arms look bad and smooth
u have a high bodyfat
you back has no defintion and no width
your lower body is not as tan as your upper body
your have fat crap under your chest and connecting to your lats
you have 0 vascularity or separation
those tatoos are not cool
why don't you train hamstrings?
your front double bicep pose looks horrible
I hate your gym
u have sunglasses on inside...the only people who wear sunglasses inside are blind people and ass holes
 
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I actually laughed out loud at this one 8)

dov the only reason people said all that stuff...is cause it's all true.  You could look like one of those guys that had all of there muscle turn to fat, cause that's ALL you have is fat.  Try lifting some weights...THEN post some pics.

just my .02
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Bruffy on June 04, 2008, 09:22:14 AM
Yesterday at my gym two guys were training legs and started out with squats.  #1 guy had obviously worked out before, poor #2 guy was a total newbie.  After they completed the warm up sets #1 proceeds to rep 315.  #2 starts his set and reps out 135 with a struggle.  I was on the other side of the gym and hear #1 say "Boy, it's been a while since you've been under the bar!"  #2 guy actually hung his head in shame.  Funniest thing I've heard at the gym.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Mars on June 04, 2008, 09:24:48 AM
I just get the usual -

"my brother/cousin/uncle/friend used to be as big/bigger than you but then stopped training and all that muscle turned into fat......."  ::)

usually these "guys" later turn out to be little tits when you see them.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Team Diver on June 04, 2008, 10:40:48 AM
ALL DRUGS!
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: candidizzle on June 04, 2008, 10:49:53 AM
yes people always have a relative who is massive and was a bodybuilder  :D fucking jokes...    or people will know a guy who is "really big" and you meet them and they are "really fat"  ;D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 04, 2008, 10:59:06 AM
yes people always have a relative who is massive and was a bodybuilder  :D fucking jokes...    or people will know a guy who is "really big" and you meet them and they are "really fat"  ;D

Yeah, I was playing at a TGIFridays, and the pimply faced kid working the desk kept talking about the "OX" who worked there, how he was all built, etc.  Sure enough, 10 minutes later, a 20-year old kid weighing 250 pounds with a 60-inch waist waddles in.  Big ol' mantitties on this kid. Easily 35% bodyfat, probably 40.  carrying gallon of water, talking BSN vs. muscletech to anyone who would listen. 
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: candidizzle on June 04, 2008, 11:02:30 AM
haahahha

dude in my gym you just described. like 265-275 lbs ... no muscle on this dude really, maybe average size...   its obvious he uses alot of test though because id say hes got about 40 lbs of fat sagging on each titty while the rest of his body is pretty proportionately fat distributed
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 04, 2008, 11:04:53 AM
This is from "gymrat75's" bodyspace page.  Yeah, buddy, you sure do look like you can lift a helicopter ::)

Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 04, 2008, 11:07:25 AM
 :o

 ???

 :-\

Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 04, 2008, 11:18:04 AM
Epic depressing rental apartment kitchen with 1976 appliances.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Bobby on June 04, 2008, 11:18:41 AM
oh noes! a brutal revealing on the internets :D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: triple_pickle on June 04, 2008, 11:21:25 AM
This is from "gymrat75's" bodyspace page.  Yeah, buddy, you sure do look like you can lift a helicopter ::)
brutal love handles
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 04, 2008, 11:21:44 AM
Epic depressing rental apartment kitchen with 1976 appliances.

Don't you just love the crockpot with a floral design? ;D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 04, 2008, 11:22:57 AM
This monster's stats:

Quote
Height: 6'0.0" (1.83 m) Waist: 36" (91.44 cm)
Weight: 217 lb (98.6 kg) Thighs: 23" (58.42 cm)
Bodyfat: 17.0 % Calves: 16" (40.64 cm)
Chest: 43.5" (110.49 cm) Forearms: 12.5" (31.75 cm)
Arms: 15.25" (38.74 cm) Shoulders: 50.5" (128.27 cm)
Hips: 42.5" (107.95 cm) Neck: 17" (43.18 cm)

I'm calling bullshit on the arms measurement.  No way those arms are under 19" ;D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: dov on June 04, 2008, 11:24:14 AM
dov the only reason people said all that stuff...is cause it's all true.  You could look like one of those guys that had all of there muscle turn to fat, cause that's ALL you have is fat.  Try lifting some weights...THEN post some pics.

just my .02
Hey Mr. "Johnson" ....you're obviously an IFBB pro yourself!  "muscles turn to fat"..haha ....are you serious, or are you attempting to cleverly make a joke?
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: jaejonna on June 04, 2008, 11:34:15 AM
OMG ...Pandae making ownings look easier than Candizzles mom ........ hahhahah gymrat looks like he can move a hotdog cart if anything hahahaha .....  Im sure strangers think its funny that he imagines himself to have muscles..
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: The_Punisher on June 04, 2008, 11:39:32 AM
Squadfather would destroy this thread....helicopter lifting ....get the fuck you ...post a pic tiny tit ...lets see the bullshit .."gymrat75" hahha oh brother what a name hahahhaa



have you hug SF's nuts lately? ;)
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Tapeworm on June 04, 2008, 11:40:26 AM
Don't you just love the crockpot with a floral design? ;D

That was mom's housewarming present.  Something tells me the plates match.  
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: musclehedz on June 04, 2008, 11:46:00 AM
"what steroids do you use?"

allthough they don't really believe me when i tell them i'm using test prop, tren ace.  t3 etc. etc. 

be honest and people will not believe you
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: james_hetfield on June 04, 2008, 11:49:57 AM
OMG ...Pandae making ownings look easier than Candizzles mom ........ hahhahah gymrat looks like he can move a hotdog cart if anything hahahaha .....  Im sure strangers think its funny that he imagines himself to have muscles..

but so do you so why r u ragging on this kid? you squinty eyed faq
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: candidizzle on June 04, 2008, 11:50:56 AM
OMG ...Pandae making ownings look easier than Candizzles mom ........ hahhahah gymrat looks like he can move a hotdog cart if anything hahahaha .....  Im sure strangers think its funny that he imagines himself to have muscles..
 dude tell your mom she still owes me 10 bucks from the other night when i let her play with my nuts
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 04, 2008, 11:57:24 AM
Yo "gymrat75", you big mouthed skinny little bitch, why are you hiding? :-*
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on June 04, 2008, 12:01:20 PM
How much do ya bench???
I hate when people ask me this, cuz its the most common fuckin question, not because i cant bench alot, it just gets soo fuckin annoying.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: emn1964 on June 04, 2008, 12:05:32 PM
This is from "gymrat75's" bodyspace page.  Yeah, buddy, you sure do look like you can lift a helicopter ::)



Shit, I can't stop laughing over here.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: dov on June 04, 2008, 12:11:52 PM
I hate when people ask me this, cuz its the most common fuckin question, not because i cant bench alot, it just gets soo fuckin annoying.
"You look like you can bench press a Buick" ;D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 04, 2008, 12:16:13 PM
I was DB pressing 150's when some guy looks at me and says " today's your light day,huh"  That was pretty good
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: jaejonna on June 04, 2008, 12:20:34 PM
candizzle_hetfeild everyone knows your mom is a whore, ten bucks is ten more buck than what she is worth...
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: XFACTOR on June 04, 2008, 12:24:17 PM
This is from "gymrat75's" bodyspace page.  Yeah, buddy, you sure do look like you can lift a helicopter ::)



Pandaemonium strikes again.  A man to be feared.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 04, 2008, 12:28:40 PM
And generally they go" Aren't you afraid your mscles will turn into fat the day you stop training?"


I question the intelligence of anyone who believes muscle tissue can somehow morph into adipose.  ::)
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: flagadajones on June 04, 2008, 12:31:46 PM
Pretty much the same though I'm not big by any means. But in France, most guys are so skinny or just out of shape that beeing midly ripped and over a 170 pounds makes people think you juice and spend your days working out. And generally they go" Aren't you afraid your mscles will turn into fat the day you stop training?"

that's why you should move away from there.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: candidizzle on June 04, 2008, 12:38:09 PM
candizzle_hetfeild everyone knows your mom is a whore, ten bucks is ten more buck than what she is worth...
yeah dude you caught me thats definitely my gimmick
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: _bruce_ on June 04, 2008, 12:47:45 PM
I'm a tiny tit and some dudes ask me if I juice....

...is this a secret pickup-line for gays?

Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: james_hetfield on June 04, 2008, 12:49:03 PM
candizzle_hetfeild everyone knows your mom is a whore, ten bucks is ten more buck than what she is worth...
gimmick or not you still look like shit compared to the amount of smack you spew from your rice filled beack.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: ozman on June 04, 2008, 12:53:24 PM
I could look like you if I lifted weights
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: jaejonna on June 04, 2008, 01:08:56 PM
gimmick or not you still look like shit compared to the amount of smack you spew from your rice filled beack.
hahah ok 'james' ....typical little getbig tit who I OWN3d in to gimmickhood, now has to make up a fake username with no history behind it to 'attack' me ....hahhahaha looks like i still got the touch , imagine getting inside some of these tits head so bad that they log off and register again hahahahah congrats bitch, another notch on a belt filled with notches ....hahahahha Jaejown3d
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 04, 2008, 01:37:13 PM
Looks like JJ is cleaning up the refuse of getbig in this thread ;D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Tony Doherty on June 04, 2008, 02:12:37 PM
I got this email yesterday, not about my muscles but muscles in general....

"I just came across your site by accident. I am deeply troubled

These people cannot be healthy - what they have done to themselves is not only makes them look pretty silly  but (as I say) this cannot be doing their bodies much good.

I am not being nasty just genuinely puzzled why someone should want to do that to themselves - like people who are anorexic really believe they are becoming beautiful these people don't seem to know what's going on!

I'm told that extreme bodybuilding such as this makes many bodyparts get much much bigger.... except for one... the photographic evidence seems to confirm this.."

JPM

I replied...

"You are indeed deeply troubled, otherwise you would just choose not to look at these well developed specimens. I am sure that they would look at you with the same dismay.
To each their own, good luck with your mediocrity."
Tony
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 04, 2008, 02:17:27 PM
are you that guy Ronny Collamen?
:D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Zaphod on June 04, 2008, 02:30:58 PM
Pandaemonium strikes again.  A man to be feared.

Booooooooom!
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: MisterMagoo on June 04, 2008, 02:57:26 PM
outside of the standard "my dad/friend/cousin/karate instructor is bigger than you" crap, i think the weirdest thing anyone ever said was i got in an argument with someone over how often i lift. this person seemed unwilling to accept that i'm in the gym 4 days a week for about an hour each time. i mean, seriously unwilling, like he thought i was trying to lie to him in order to keep my secret training methods hidden. it was surreal. ???
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Matt C on June 04, 2008, 03:03:31 PM
I just get the usual -

"my brother/cousin/uncle/friend used to be as big/bigger than you but then stopped training and all that muscle turned into fat......."  ::)

It's funny when people say that to Ronnie Coleman.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: musclehedz on June 04, 2008, 03:08:08 PM
I was DB pressing 150's when some guy looks at me and says " today's your light day,huh"  That was pretty good

Can you verfiy this lift? Someone needs to take over squadfathers job now, considering he is no longer amongst us.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: INSOMNIA on June 04, 2008, 03:32:14 PM
"You could throw me out a window!!!! :o"   from the mouth of a 6 year old boy
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Matt C on June 04, 2008, 03:40:03 PM
"Why don't you get some" :'(

Hi Matt C.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: The Luke on June 04, 2008, 03:41:48 PM
Once had a extremely hot college girl squeeze my upper arm upon introduction at a party...

She blurted: "Wow, you must be compensating for some sort of shortcoming?"

I answered: "I'd need to be twice this size to compensate for the shortness of my coming"

She laughed, tipped her cigarette ash into my sparkling water and sauntered off with a dismissive:
"What a loser...".




However, later on that night she went home with some handsome rich dude... and I got turned down by the fat girl sitting crying on the stairs... true story.

The Luke
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 04, 2008, 03:43:23 PM
I would have slapped that bitch, Luke.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 04, 2008, 03:43:36 PM
Once had a extremely hot college girl squeeze my upper arm upon introduction at a party...

She blurted: "Wow, you must be compensating for some sort of shortcoming?"

I answered: "I'd need to be twice this size to compensate for the shortness of my coming"

She laughed, tipped her cigarette ash into my sparkling water and sauntered off with a dismissive:
"What a loser...".




However, later on that night she went home with some handsome rich dude... and I got turned down by the fat girl sitting crying on the stairs... true story.

The Luke
:D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: candidizzle on June 04, 2008, 03:49:27 PM
Once had a extremely hot college girl squeeze my upper arm upon introduction at a party...

She blurted: "Wow, you must be compensating for some sort of shortcoming?"

I answered: "I'd need to be twice this size to compensate for the shortness of my coming"

She laughed, tipped her cigarette ash into my sparkling water and sauntered off with a dismissive:
"What a loser...".




However, later on that night she went home with some handsome rich dude... and I got turned down by the fat girl sitting crying on the stairs... true story.

The Luke
damn ! thats harsh bro !

Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Van_Bilderass on June 04, 2008, 03:56:34 PM
"You have stopped working out right?" - my doc a few days ago  :D I was concerned she might get "suspicious" and start asking the "wrong questions" but luckily she thought I looked untrained.  :D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: gymrat75 on June 04, 2008, 04:07:07 PM
Has it ever occured to you that there might be more than one gymrat75 posting on the internet? Thats definately not me and quite frankly I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks. Wont hurt my feelings.

By the way, I was laughing my ass off to when I saw a pic of that dude!
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 04, 2008, 04:13:40 PM
 "you must post on getbig.com "
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 04, 2008, 04:36:50 PM
I was pummeling this ni66er to death with a tire iron and his girlfriend screamed "Help!!!!! A huge white guy is killing Tyrone!!!!"


PS I banged the shit out of her after I disposed of the baboon
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 04, 2008, 07:39:56 PM
Has it ever occured to you that there might be more than one gymrat75 posting on the internet? Thats definately not me and quite frankly I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks. Wont hurt my feelings.

By the way, I was laughing my ass off to when I saw a pic of that dude!

of course it's not you ::)

Before you start shit-talking, make sure you don't post embarrassing photos of yourself on another forum.  You noobs will never learn.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on June 04, 2008, 07:58:03 PM
Had a drunk guy at the Bar awhile back keepwalking by me flexing. Finally he came upto me and flexed his arm right next to mine. He then asked me what I though of that. Me being the nice guy I am told him that my Dick was bigger around then his arm.

He then proceeds to ask me if I take Steroids? So I look him dead in the eye and ask him if he has ever smoked pot or done recreational drugs. Looking confused by my rebutal he looks around the bar and then goes Yeah but like Bill Clinton I don't inhale. I could'nt do anything but laugh :)
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on June 04, 2008, 08:45:11 PM
I haven't heard about any brothers or cousins or friends in the last few years maybe i got big enough  ??? ::) :P

I did have some guy come up to me in a bar a few weeks back and say 'Dude you are really built'. I felt i had finally made it lol - no not really my chest workout wasn't the best that week i could have been better  ;D
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: gymrat75 on June 04, 2008, 09:01:06 PM
Your absolutely right PANDAEMONIUM, and I just pulled the comment about being able to lift a helicopter right out of my ass. I have a good imagination, but not that good.
Title: Re: Funniest things strangers have said about your muscles?
Post by: GigantorX on June 04, 2008, 10:56:47 PM
I was pummeling this ni66er to death with a tire iron and his girlfriend screamed "Help!!!!! A huge white guy is killing Tyrone!!!!"


PS I banged the shit out of her after I disposed of the baboon

Nice. You kill the bitches man and then take the girl like some trophy and obliterate her. What did you do with this whore after you were done with her?