Ha ha ha...so I was working pecs today and this short, fat bastard who calls himself a powerlifter was monopolizing the one olympic bar the gym had to do squats - squatting 500 lbs for quarter reps with two spotters. He was doing like 5 sets resting 5 minutes between each, and there were several people waiting in line not only to do squats, but also to use the one olympic bar he was monopolizing. So I asked him how many sets he had to go, and he said 3. I asked him if we could share the bar, and he answered:So you grabbed the olympic bar with 500 pounds on it and carried it to a bench? You must be an absolute BEAST!!!!
"No way, dude. You are gonna wait in line like everyone else."
So I looked at him taken aback by his cocky assholish reply and said:
"The thing is, you don't own the bar nor the squat racket, and you have been using both for 15 minutes. There are other people who also pay membership at this gym, and they shouldn't need to wait especially since you are taking 5 minute breaks beween sets."
So the fat queer gets in a tizy and says to me out loud, almost yelling:
"I don't give a shit. I got the bar first so it's mine. You need to wait. You are starting to piss me off. If you don't back out, I am gona beat the shit out of you."
Well, I thought to myself that it wasn't worth it ruining my weekend over this obese son of a bitch at a police station, so I gave him a warning that I would give him an opportunity to apologize to me and walk away, and that if he didn't I would fucking kill him. He apologized when he saw how pissed off I was, and walked away. So I went to grab the bar to take to the bench racket, and when I turned to the other side, the fucker sucker punched me right below my left eye. I almost fell, but I punched him back in the jaw. He fell, and then I continued to kick him until three other guys held me and splitted us. He stood up almost crying and is jaw was swollen. He went to the cops to press charges. Now, believe it or not, I am facing criminal assault battery charges even though he was the one who hit me first! Apparently, this is because I continued to kick him after he fell, which qualifies as "aggravated and unnecessary use of force". Wow, what shit laws. I just got home from the police station and we have a meeting with mine and his lawyers on Monday. What a shit fat fuck. Fat bastards should be sterilized. Hate them.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
What kind of fvcked up shitty gym has 1 Olympic bar for a community of members?"suckmymuscle" bent them all with his claimed 620 pound bench presses. ::)
"suckmymuscle" bent them all with his claimed 620 pound bench presses. ::)
and then you woke up.
Suckmybutthole has been sniffing glue, succking dick and making up stories with Johnny Falcon again.fixed.
So I am basically lying about all of this according to you? Ok.I would believe you if you said you needed the olympic bar to see how deep you could get it into your ass.
SUCKMYMUSCE
so he was using a barbell and u wanted it ???yes Gene. He is being a drama llama.
big deal...wait your turn and stop trying to cause a scene when u dont need to
Suckmybutthole has been sniffing glue with Johnny Falcon again.
So I am basically lying about all of this according to you? Ok.well let's see, let's take a look at your past "claims", 620 pound bench press, 6'5" 285 ripped but won't post a picture, broke a German Shephard's spine with your bare hands, put your food in a blender to "bypass the digestive process", so rich that you don't have to work if you don't want to, Greg Kovacs was 440 pounds ripped.................. ......yeah i think i'll believe this story too. ::)
SUCKMYMUSCE
What kind of fvcked up shitty gym has 1 Olympic bar for a community of members?
well let's see, let's take a look at your past "claims", 620 pound bench press, 6'5" 285 ripped but won't post a picture, broke a German Shephard's spine with your bare hands, put your food in a blender to "bypass the digestive process", so rich that you don't have to work if you don't want to, Greg Kovacs was 440 pounds ripped.................. ......yeah i think i'll believe this story too. ::)booooooooooooooooooooooolshit
well let's see, let's take a look at your past "claims", 620 pound bench press, 6'5" 285 ripped but won't post a picture, broke a German Shephard's spine with your bare hands, put your food in a blender to "bypass the digestive process", so rich that you don't have to work if you don't want to, Greg Kovacs was 440 pounds ripped.................. ......yeah i think i'll believe this story too. ::)
It's a health club. I usually work out at Power Gym, but on weekends I prefer to work out at this gym because it is close to my house and Power Gym is on the other side of town, and I don't want to drive.What kind of "health club" is this. Curves has more olympic bars than this place.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
yes Gene. He is being a drama llama.x2
::) and then you woke up.
It's a health club. I usually work out at Power Gym, but on weekends I prefer to work out at this gym because it is close to my house and Power Gym is on the other side of town, and I don't want to drive.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
What kind of "health club" is this. Curves has more olympic bars than this place.
fixed.
So in this health club there was a beast on the squat rack using the only Olympic bar in the gym for 500lb squats that you eventually beat up and afterwards said beast pressed criminal charges for the beating he received at your hands, correct?
hahahaha, i love how these made up fight stories always go just like a Chuck Norris/Steven Seagal movie with the classic bully/working man's hero setup, bully has the bar and says he won't give it up, Mr. Hero sticks up for everyone and confronts bully, bully swings and misses then "hero" beats him up. ::)
hahahaha, i love how these made up fight stories always go just like a Chuck Norris/Steven Seagal movie with the classic bully/working man's hero setup, bully has the bar and says he won't give it up, Mr. Hero sticks up for everyone and confronts bully, bully swings and misses then "hero" beats him up. ::)hahahaahaha
POLICE REPORT OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
suckmymuscle if u end up having to go to jail for this id be more than happy to take over as mod on the nutrition board for u
Be careful, bro. Suckyliar will threaten to track down and kill you like he did Earl. ;DI've seen Earl offer that guy a plane ticket and hotel accomodations a hundred times and 'sucksameandick' always backs down.
hahahahaa, i'll bet dude to "suckmymuscle's" massive size and strength the battalion of cops needed two pairs of cuffs to restrain this living breathing supersized Rocky Balboa. ;DI bet the police dogs backed away in fear of recieving a broken back at the hands of the super sized suckmybutthole.
hahahaahaha
and then the supposed kicking of the ribs even though the guy had two spotters with him...
I've seen Earl offer that guy a plane ticket and hotel accomodations a hundred times and 'sucksameandick' always backs down.
Good thing suckcockmuscle is extremely wealthy and can pay off the court system to keep his record clean.
POLICE REPORT OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
hahahahaa, i'll bet due to "suckmymuscle's" massive size and strength the battalion of cops needed two pairs of cuffs to restrain this living breathing supersized Rocky Balboa. ;D
POLICE REPORT OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
I've seen Earl offer that guy a plane ticket and hotel accomodations a hundred times and 'sucksameandick' always backs down.
You obviously missed the part where I state that he was squatting 500 lbs "for quarter reps with two spotters." Learn to read, dumbass. :D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Never seen a gym with one olympic bar and "a line waiting to use it" lol
I will. I can't now for legal reasons.
That's because you've never been to a gym. You only workout at home doing your hardcore Bowflex workouts. ;D
Bullshit. I have given my address the first time and he came up with some excuse not to send me the tickets. I realized he was bullshitting me and so now it would be pointless to give my address again. We both know he won't send the money.He's called you out 100 times and every time I've seen you come up with an excuse.........now all of the sudden you claim to have given him your address? ::)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
hahahaha, i love how these made up fight stories always go just like a Chuck Norris/Steven Seagal movie with the classic bully/working man's hero setup, bully has the bar and says he won't give it up, Mr. Hero sticks up for everyone and confronts bully, bully swings and misses then "hero" beats him up. ::)
wasn't "suckmymuscle" outed on here as an ankle-grabber by blowto?
Yes this self proclaimed "filthy rich" millionaire, worldclass benchpresser, nutritional expert and cage fighter is flying the rainbow flag in his spare time.
Good work, bluto. Important to keep the board safe for real men like ourselves.
That's not me. It was actually a brutal self-ownage by Blutroll as he proved that he is gay, since he found that username at a gay dating site. ;) "Men" like you? Oh, yes, I forgot that you might play the man's role in your relationship with Butroll. ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Wow...look this thread backfired on "suckmymuscle"....lol
Bet he didn't expect these responses....
Nope. I've been a member here for years. This was exactly what I was expecting! :D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Funny thing is.... because SMM is openly gay he can call the gym idiot he allegedly bitch-slapped a fag.
Any of the 10-15 straight guys who post here would be in timeout for gay bashing. :)
How original! "You are gay!"! The really scary thing is that I am arguably one of the few genuinely heterosexual members of this board. :-\
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Yeah right
That's not me. It was actually a brutal self-ownage by Blutroll as he proved that he is gay, since he found that username at a gay dating site. ;) "Men" like you? Oh, yes, I forgot that you might play the man's role in your relationship with Butroll. ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
You did find that profile at a gay dating site. ;) Blutroll...Blutroll...wh o are you trying to fool? ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Bullied here for years so you knew what to expect.
Epic self-ownage by the filthy rich benchpress champion gaylord.
How original! "You are gay!"! The really scary thing is that I am arguably one of the few genuinely heterosexual members of this board. :-\
SUCKMYMUSCLE
No I found it on google, and there's no chance in hell two people pick the extremely gay sounding name "suckmymuscle" thats easily the gayest name ever in history. Why would a straight man pick such a name?
No I found it on google, and there's no chance in hell two people pick the extremely gay sounding name "suckmymuscle" thats easily the gayest name ever in history. Why would a straight man pick such a name?exactly this suck dude isnt fooling anyone
No I found it on google, and there's no chance in hell two people pick the extremely gay sounding name "suckmymuscle" thats easily the gayest name ever in history. Why would a straight man pick such a name?
You are just mad at me because I exposed you for trolling gay dating sites. ;) But I'm sorry, Blutroll, with this physique and face you won't have a lot of success with the queers. If you became straight, I guess you could get some trailer park trash wife like SquatFucker did. ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
You claim you are "filthy rich" so I was wondering how you got all your millions, i cut n pasted your name in google hoping a list of the worlds richest by Forbes would answer that question, instead all I got was numerous links to gay sites, what gives ???
You claim you are "filthy rich" so I was wondering how you got all your millions, i cut n pasted your name in google hoping a list of the worlds richest by Forbes would answer that question, instead all I got was numerous links to gay sites, what gives ???
His schphincter...
It's spelled "spincter" ou illiterate dumbass, and I find this funny coming from a guy who, when he first registered here, was Sarcasm's little bitch and sucked on his nuts every time jhe posted. ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I need to talk to Ron about this clown, he's a moderator on the nutrition board, it's possible that he's there just to promote his own semen as "protein shakes" to unaware twinks trying to pack on muscle... :-X
This coming from the phaggot with 30,000+ posts, all of them worthless, who is a moderator on several boards and starts threads after threads on Stallone and Van Damme. Epic homoerotic hero-worship. :-\ Blutroll, instead of using google for trolling gay sites, go read a book or encyclopaedia. Maybe then you'll have some topics for conversation and your posts won't suck so much. ;D ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I will. I can't now for legal reasons.So...... you will post an account of the incident, effectively testifying, without legal counsel...
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Ha ha ha...so I was working pecs today and this short, fat bastard who calls himself a powerlifter was monopolizing the one olympic bar the gym had to do squats - squatting 500 lbs for quarter reps with two spotters. He was doing like 5 sets resting 5 minutes between each, and there were several people waiting in line not only to do squats, but also to use the one olympic bar he was monopolizing. So I asked him how many sets he had to go, and he said 3. I asked him if we could share the bar, and he answered:
"No way, dude. You are gonna wait in line like everyone else."
So I looked at him taken aback by his cocky assholish reply and said:
"The thing is, you don't own the bar nor the squat racket, and you have been using both for 15 minutes. There are other people who also pay membership at this gym, and they shouldn't need to wait especially since you are taking 5 minute breaks beween sets."
So the fat queer gets in a tizy and says to me out loud, almost yelling:
"I don't give a shit. I got the bar first so it's mine. You need to wait. You are starting to piss me off. If you don't back out, I am gona beat the shit out of you."
Well, I thought to myself that it wasn't worth it ruining my weekend over this obese son of a bitch at a police station, so I gave him a warning that I would give him an opportunity to apologize to me and walk away, and that if he didn't I would fucking kill him. He apologized when he saw how pissed off I was, and walked away. So I went to grab the bar to take to the bench racket, and when I turned to the other side, the fucker sucker punched me right below my left eye. I almost fell, but I punched him back in the jaw. He fell, and then I continued to kick him until three other guys held me and splitted us. He stood up almost crying and his jaw was swollen. He went to the cops to press charges. Now, believe it or not, I am facing criminal assault battery charges even though he was the one who hit me first! Apparently, this is because I continued to kick him after he fell, which qualifies as "aggravated and unnecessary use of force". Wow, what shit laws. I just got home from the police station and we are having a meeting with mine and his lawyers on Monday. What a shit fat fuck. Fat bastards should be sterilized. Hate them.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
So...... you will post an account of the incident, effectively testifying, without legal counsel...
But..... you won't post a publicly available police report for "legal reasons".
I hope you aren't representing yourself. ::)
oh brother now he's claiming he gave me his address ::)
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I did. I told you to meet me at Power Gym in Ft.Lauderdale, Florida, at a specific time on a specific day. You came up with some bullshit excuse that you couldn't travel. Why should I believe that you'll send me plane tickets? You are obviously full of shit that you'll fight me.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
You are obviously illiterate on legal matters and of low intelligence. I cannot post the official report because the information contained herewithin is germaine in a court of law. I can, however, tell what happened there as an anecdote. There are no legal ramifications in telling an anecdote.Indeed. You threaten to kill a man over a workout, beat him beyond the legal standard of self-defense, get arrested and have criminal charges pressed against you......... but I'm stupid.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Indeed. You threaten to kill a man over a workout, beat him beyond the legal standard of self-defense, get arrested and have criminal charges pressed against you......... but I'm stupid.
I did. I told you to meet me at Power Gym in Ft.Lauderdale, Florida, at a specific time on a specific day. You came up with some bullshit excuse that you couldn't travel. Why should I believe that you'll send me plane tickets? You are obviously full of shit that you'll fight me.hahahahaa, oh brother, "fly across the world and show up at 4587 Arctic Circle Ct., Northwest Territories, Arctic Circle, show up at 3am because that's when i train, if you're 5 minutes late you won't catch me" ::)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
What kind of fvcked up shitty gym has 1 Olympic bar for a community of members?Beat me too it. Also no surveillance cameras?
As a filthy rich lawyer maybe he feel he's above the law?
Blutroll, Blutrolll...isn't arguing with me taking away from your favorite activity of trolling gay dating sites? ;Dyou mean the one that had a "user" with the EXACT same username as you and admitted to loving blowjobs and getting pounded in the rear? :-X
SUCKMYMUSCLE
you mean the one that had a "user" with the EXACT same username as you and admitted to loving blowjobs and getting pounded in the rear? :-X
Indeed. You threaten to kill a man over a workout, beat him beyond the legal standard of self-defense, get arrested and have criminal charges pressed against you......... but I'm stupid.
I didn't threaten to kill him, you dumb bitch. It is called metaphoric language. Do you have Asperger's Syndrome or something? I basically told him after he threatened me, that if he didn't apologize we would have a problem. You are right that I shouldn't have kicked him when he went to the ground, but remember that he took a cheap shot at me, and his attitude was dishonorable. And I did get arrested on the technicality that I went beyond what was required for self-defense, but it is him who is facing the primary charges for assault, as he was the one who used force first. And yes, you are stupid.hahahahahahaaaaaaa, booooooooolshit. ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I didn't threaten to kill him, you dumb bitch. It is called metaphoric language. Do you have Asperger's Syndrome or something? I basically told him after he threatened me, that if he didn't apologize we would have a problem. You are right that I shouldn't have kicked him when he went to the ground, but remember that he took a cheap shot at me, and his attitude was dishonorable. And I did get arrested on the technicality that I went beyond what was required for self-defense, but it is him who is facing the primary charges for assault, as he was the one who used force first. And yes, you are stupid.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
you mean the one that had a "user" with the EXACT same username as you and admitted to loving blowjobs and getting pounded in the rear? :-X
I didn't threaten to kill him, you dumb bitch. It is called metaphoric language. Do you have Asperger's Syndrome or something? I basically told him after he threatened me, that if he didn't apologize we would have a problem. You are right that I shouldn't have kicked him when he went to the ground, but remember that he took a cheap shot at me, and his attitude was dishonorable. And I did get arrested on the technicality that I went beyond what was required for self-defense, but it is him who is facing the primary charges for assault, as he was the one who used force first. And yes, you are stupid.Brutal wannabe tough guy. ::)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
when you picked the name "suckmymuscle" were you using a metaphoric language then as well?
Yes. That one. They had an user with my username who was black and lived in California. I am white and live Florida. It was a brutal self-ownage because Blutroll proved that he googles gay-related infromation, and only a homosexual would do that. ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
hardly my fault your name is gay and thus making it gay-related is it?let's leave poor "sucky" alone for awhile, he's probably still delerious from having his rump pounded last night. :D
hardly my fault your name is gay and thus making it gay-related is it?
let's leave poor "sucky" alone for awhile, he's probably still delerious from having his rump pounded last night. :DYeah, his head bouncing off the wall so many times must have given him a splitting headache.
Yeah, his boyfriend's penis bouncing off his rectal walls so many times must have given him a some awful hemorhhoids.fixed.
Yes. That one. They had an user with my username who was black and lived in California. I am white and live Florida. It was a brutal self-ownage because Blutroll proved that he googles gay-related infromation, and only a homosexual would do that. ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
let's leave poor "sucky" alone for awhile, he's probably still delerious from having his rump pounded last night. :D
The only pounding I remember was the one Derek Anthony gave to you a few months ago, where he exposed you for the short, fat, ageing, poor trailer park trsh loser marrying a former highway hooker and bar fly. ;D Remember? The one that made you delete your account and start all over again? I never did that. ;)Now that was a pounding you received from an actual gay guy. Oh dude, you are so owned, and so sad. ;Dhahahaa, stick to the made up fight stories Mike Tyson, those are more interesting. ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Yeah, his head bouncing off the wall so many times must have given him a splitting headache.
Yeah, my head bouncing on the walls does give me a headache, but thankfully your mother always has some aspirin in her medicine cabnet and off I go back home. ;DAre you saying you pay my mom to strap one on and fuck the shit out of you ???
SUCKMYMUSCLE
hahahaa, stick to the made up fight stories Mike Tyson, those are more interesting. ;D
No, you actually are a short, fat, tailer park loser closing in on middle-age, and you did marry a fomer highway hooker and bar fly! :D You know, SquatFucker, my stories and the story of your life have two things in common: they are both funny, and they are both real! ;Dhahahaa, yes, just like your 620 pound bench press, 6'5" 285 pound ripped body, German Shephard's spine broken with bare hands, too rich to work, etc. but not one picture posted. :D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Are you saying you pay my mom to strap one on and fuck the shit out of you ???
Bluto & sucky posts, the last word in losers LOL
hahahaa, yes, just like your 620 pound bench press, 6'5" 285 pound ripped body, German Shephard's spine broken with bare hands, too rich to work, etc. but not one picture posted. :D
What dude? Was that really his claim? lol.yep.
i think it's a little late in the game to pretend to be into women "suckmymuscle"
bluto and suckmymuscle the two worst names on getbig.
Hope this helps. ;)
I didn't threaten to kill him, you dumb bitch. It is called metaphoric language. Do you have Asperger's Syndrome or something? I basically told him after he threatened me, that if he didn't apologize we would have a problem. You are right that I shouldn't have kicked him when he went to the ground, but remember that he took a cheap shot at me, and his attitude was dishonorable. And I did get arrested on the technicality that I went beyond what was required for self-defense, but it is him who is facing the primary charges for assault, as he was the one who used force first. And yes, you are stupid.Let me quote you: "...so I gave him a warning that I would give him an opportunity to apologize to me and walk away, and that if he didn't I would fucking kill him."
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Let me quote you: "...so I gave him a warning that I would give him an opportunity to apologize to me and walk away, and that if he didn't I would fucking kill him."nothing to recognize, it never happened.
Now let's go back to why it's dumb to post an account of the event online while claiming you can't post the police report for "legal reasons".
If you don't think it matters, send his lawyer a link to this thread.
Idiot!
If anybody from that gym recognizes this incident, please send this thread to the poor, assaulted victim.
bluto and suckmymuscle remain the two worst names on getbig. ;D
Why did you delete your post when you claimed you never juiced?I saw it with my own eyes
I did. I told you to meet me at Power Gym in Ft.Lauderdale, Florida, at a specific time on a specific day. You came up with some bullshit excuse that you couldn't travel. Why should I believe that you'll send me plane tickets? You are obviously full of shit that you'll fight me.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I saw it with my own eyes
Yep... and he's been working on his response now for 15 minutes... I guess no matter how hard he thinks he cant come up with a good explanation... which explains why he deleted his previous attempt and replaced it with a duplicate post about something totally different (about me and suckmymuscles nicknames)
Dude's caught juicing and he's sweating now... :D
Pumpy asking around about steroids on different sites, apparantely worried about hair loss :D
Ive said some stupid shit on getbig and made a retard of myself (self admitted), but this suckmymuscle is an absolute mess. At least I have mental health issues to fall back on as an excuse. This guy believes his own garbage. Filthy rich? Lawyer? SO BIG THE COPS WERE INTIMIDATED? They are not intimidated by size, they have guns. Whats wrong with you man?
. I feel sorry for you guys, because one day I am going to be the most powerful man in the World while you guys will be eating spam in your trailers smelling your fat wife's farts, snd you guys will eat my shit(literally).
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Let me quote you: "...so I gave him a warning that I would give him an opportunity to apologize to me and walk away, and that if he didn't I would fucking kill him."
Now let's go back to why it's dumb to post an account of the event online while claiming you can't post the police report for "legal reasons".
If you don't think it matters, send his lawyer a link to this thread.
Idiot!
If anybody from that gym recognizes this incident, please send this thread to the poor, assaulted victim.[/b
You need to understand that it all boils down to genetic superiority. I am genetically superior to you guys. This is why I am tall, have a very high IQ, am extremely strong and very rich - although most of my wealth is inherited and was not built by me, which indirectly show the high genetic intelligence I inherited because my parents were able to amass such wealth, and only people with high IQ can do that.incorrect
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Your low intelligence leaves me aghast and appalled. You just quoted that even after I explained to you that I was using hyperbolically metaphoric language. Incredible. Your stupidity actually amuzes me. Keep posting so I can continue to own your dumb ass. :D
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It is not relevant for legal reasons because I am telling an anecdote at an internet message board. If the cops try to use it as evidence, I can claim that I am reporting something that happened to me at another occasion, and they can't prove otherwise. Furthermore, my report here clearly indicates that he assulated me first, meaning that even if the judge accepted it as evidence - which he won't - the evidence would favor me, as my report indicates that I was civil and he started the aggressio. As for the assaulted victim, you stupid bitch, he attacked me first even though I didn't touch him.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
hahaha you're a filthy liar
you never once told me to meet you at this gym, show me this post
you always said that I should mail you the plane tickets, even though you were the one that wanted to fight me, i just thought of you as my getbig punching bag
give me your name and address right now, chicken shit :-* :-*
Weren't you exposed as being a pole smoker?
LOL...dude. I just saw a good post by you in another thread. too funny.
Weren't you exposed as being a pole smoker?
No. Blutroll exposed himself as a phaggot who trolls the web for gay sex at gay dating sites.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
You want me to suck your muscle?..... :-\
Why are you telling me what on your mind? I don't swing that way, dude.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Why are you telling me what on your mind? I don't swing that way, dude. ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
shut your mouth gay jester. Your stories are laughable.
King Getbig has spoken.
If you are king Getbig, then I am Getbig God. How can a puny loser who has an inferior IQ, strengh, beauty and wealth than me, like yourself, have the audacity to direct your word at me ??? At least the phaggots Blutroll, Earl, Chaos and such entertain me,but you are the bottom of the barrel in terms of stupid and frankly your insult of "gay jester" is an even more pathetic attempt at challenging my titanic heterosexuality than Blutroll's, so you must refrain from typing right now otherwise you will get owned by me even more brutally than Blutroll was.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
If you are king Getbig, then I am Getbig God. How can a puny loser who has an inferior IQ, strengh, beauty and wealth than me, like yourself, have the audacity to direct your word at me ??? At least the phaggots Blutroll, Earl, Chaos and such entertain me,but you are the bottom of the barrel in terms of stupid and frankly your insult of "gay jester" is an even more pathetic attempt at challenging my titanic heterosexuality than Blutroll's, so you must refrain from typing right now otherwise you will get owned by me even more brutally than Blutroll was.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Sucking on muscle is serious business.
Are you saying that if sucking "muscle" was a sport.....suckmymuscle would be the undisputed world champion?
Someone pick on me. I'm an Internet tough guy too! ::)
Ha ha ha...so I was working pecs today and this short, fat bastard who calls himself a powerlifter was monopolizing the one olympic bar the gym had to do squats - squatting 500 lbs for quarter reps with two spotters. He was doing like 5 sets resting 5 minutes between each, and there were several people waiting in line not only to do squats, but also to use the one olympic bar he was monopolizing. So I asked him how many sets he had to go, and he said 3. I asked him if we could share the bar, and he answered:
"No way, dude. You are gonna wait in line like everyone else."
So I looked at him taken aback by his cocky assholish reply and said:
"The thing is, you don't own the bar nor the squat racket, and you have been using both for 15 minutes. There are other people who also pay membership at this gym, and they shouldn't need to wait especially since you are taking 5 minute breaks beween sets."
So the fat queer gets in a tizy and says to me out loud, almost yelling:
"I don't give a shit. I got the bar first so it's mine. You need to wait. You are starting to piss me off. If you don't back out, I am gona beat the shit out of you."
Well, I thought to myself that it wasn't worth it ruining my weekend over this obese son of a bitch at a police station, so I gave him a warning that I would give him an opportunity to apologize to me and walk away, and that if he didn't I would fucking kill him. He apologized when he saw how pissed off I was, and walked away. So I went to grab the bar to take to the bench racket, and when I turned to the other side, the fucker sucker punched me right below my left eye. I almost fell, but I punched him back in the jaw. He fell, and then I continued to kick him until three other guys held me and splitted us. He stood up almost crying and his jaw was swollen. He went to the cops to press charges. Now, believe it or not, I am facing criminal assault battery charges even though he was the one who hit me first! Apparently, this is because I continued to kick him after he fell, which qualifies as "aggravated and unnecessary use of force". Wow, what shit laws. I just got home from the police station and we are having a meeting with mine and his lawyers on Monday. What a shit fat fuck. Fat bastards should be sterilized. Hate them.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
post that fvcking ronnie coleman cycle like you promised or i'll hunt you down and break your dogs spine with my bare hands >:(
LMAO! :D;D
I know, I know. I think I posted Dennis Newman's and said I was gonna post Ronnie's. :-X
Ha ha ha...so I was working pecs today and this short, fat bastard who calls himself a powerlifter was monopolizing the one olympic bar the gym had to do squats - squatting 500 lbs for quarter reps with two spotters. He was doing like 5 sets resting 5 minutes between each, and there were several people waiting in line not only to do squats, but also to use the one olympic bar he was monopolizing. So I asked him how many sets he had to go, and he said 3. I asked him if we could share the bar, and he answered:
"No way, dude. You are gonna wait in line like everyone else."
So I looked at him taken aback by his cocky assholish reply and said:
"The thing is, you don't own the bar nor the squat racket, and you have been using both for 15 minutes. There are other people who also pay membership at this gym, and they shouldn't need to wait especially since you are taking 5 minute breaks beween sets."
So the fat queer gets in a tizy and says to me out loud, almost yelling:
"I don't give a shit. I got the bar first so it's mine. You need to wait. You are starting to piss me off. If you don't back out, I am gona beat the shit out of you."
Well, I thought to myself that it wasn't worth it ruining my weekend over this obese son of a bitch at a police station, so I gave him a warning that I would give him an opportunity to apologize to me and walk away, and that if he didn't I would fucking kill him. He apologized when he saw how pissed off I was, and walked away. So I went to grab the bar to take to the bench racket, and when I turned to the other side, the fucker sucker punched me right below my left eye. I almost fell, but I punched him back in the jaw. He fell, and then I continued to kick him until three other guys held me and splitted us. He stood up almost crying and his jaw was swollen. He went to the cops to press charges. Now, believe it or not, I am facing criminal assault battery charges even though he was the one who hit me first! Apparently, this is because I continued to kick him after he fell, which qualifies as "aggravated and unnecessary use of force". Wow, what shit laws. I just got home from the police station and we are having a meeting with mine and his lawyers on Monday. What a shit fat fuck. Fat bastards should be sterilized. Hate them.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
It was a PM message I sent you in late 2006. But of course you will claim that you never received it.hahahahahaa, i love it, "i'm moving to Antarctica in a few weeks, here's the address if you want to fly down and take a dog sled to come fight me, 2558 Penguin Poop Circle, Antarctica City, Antarctica 23169, i'll be waiting to beat the shit out of you" ::)
Not only are you my punching bag, as my comebacks are much wittier and more cruel than yours, but you are also all of Getbig's punching bag. After all, you have the unique distinction of having threads started about you to discuss how gay you are and how sick your infatuation with Levrone is. ;D You are a big ass phaggot, dude. True story.
No problemo. I moved to Brazil and will be living here until next year because my girlfriend is Brazilian. Anyways, I bought an apartment here in the following address:
Povina Cavacanti St, Nb83, Ap 1102, São Conrado, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
ZIP 22631-350
I will be waiting for the ticket. But please trully send it. I am looking forward to beating the shit out of you. I need first class because I don't fit on the seats at coach.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
hahahahahaa, i love it, "i'm moving to Antarctica in a few weeks, here's the address if you want to fly down and take a dog sled to come fight me, 2558 Penguin Poop Circle, Antarctica City, Antarctica 23169, i'll be waiting to beat the shit out of you" ::)
You are obviously illiterate on legal matters and of low intelligence. I cannot post the official report because the information contained herewithin is germaine in a court of law. I can, however, tell what happened there as an anecdote. There are no legal ramifications in telling an anecdote.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Well, I thought to myself that it wasn't worth it ruining my weekend over this obese son of a bitch at a police station, so I gave him a warning that I would give him an opportunity to apologize to me and walk away, and that if he didn't I would fucking kill him. He apologized when he saw how pissed off I was, and walked away. So I went to grab the bar to take to the bench racket, and when I turned to the other side, the fucker sucker punched me right below my left eye. I almost fell, but I punched him back in the jaw. He fell, and then I continued to kick him until three other guys held me and splitted us. He stood up almost crying and his jaw was swollen. He went to the cops to press charges. Now, believe it or not, I am facing criminal assault battery charges even though he was the one who hit me first! Apparently, this is because I continued to kick him after he fell, which qualifies as "aggravated and unnecessary use of force". Wow, what shit laws. I just got home from the police station and we are having a meeting with mine and his lawyers on Monday. What a shit fat fuck. Fat bastards should be sterilized. Hate them.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Indeed. You threaten to kill a man over a workout, beat him beyond the legal standard of self-defense, get arrested and have criminal charges pressed against you......... but I'm stupid.
This thread reminds me of a time back around 1975 when I trained with a complete psycho called Mark Davidson. Mark had just finished an 8 year prision sentance at Barlinnie prision Glasgow for grevious bodily harm and attempted murder on three indian gentlemen (he was a police officer at the time). He half killed them with his batton after one looked at him the "wrong way".::)
Anyway, at that time the only hard core gym in Glasgow was the Glasgow Airport powerlifting club which was 20 miles from my home in East Kilbride. Someone bought the Templeton Carpet factory in the East End of glasgow and installed a heavy duty gym, 8 miles from home so a much better bet. I knew Mark because he lived near me and was looking for a new gym to train at. He suggested we car share and start training at the new Templeton gym. First time we walked in there were approx 18 shaven headed bodybuilders working out. Mark walked down to the end of the gym and then shouted "Jimmy, have you ever seen so many bald headed girls in one gym at one time?" I consider myself a hard man but my blood frooze as these guys looked at us with death in their eyes. "What are you #### s looking at" said Mark as he pulled an 18 inche sword from his training bag. Every one of them silently walked out the door with their heads down. I trained with Mark for 2 years until he was shot dead in 1978 by one of Arthur Thomson's boys. Arthur was Glasgow's answer to Al Capone in Chicago. Apparently Arthur was scared of Mark and he had him taken out to prevent his own death...
Happy days...... Fatpanda can perhaps collaborate.
I trained with Mark for 2 years until he was shot dead in 1978Not too tough nowadays is he? :)
Not too tough nowadays is he? :)remember Tim, "Jimmy" is the guy who claims he grabbed Dorian Yates balls with a pair of pliers while has lying on a flat bench pressing. ::)
hahahahahaa, i love it, "i'm moving to Antarctica in a few weeks, here's the address if you want to fly down and take a dog sled to come fight me, 2558 Penguin Poop Circle, Antarctica City, Antarctica 23169, i'll be waiting to beat the shit out of you" ::)Fucking hilarious! ;D
No Wes he aint too tough now. I was actually scared to train with the guy because he caused so much aggression.
He had 19.5 inch arms and a 50 inch chest. Brutally tough and a complete psyco. He would have been around 60 now. I have a few pictures somewhere from a polaroid camera back in the day mid 70's.
No Wes he aint too tough now. I was actually scared to train with the guy because he caused so much aggression.I used to know a few people like that..they always get killed or end up in the joint.
He had 19.5 inch arms and a 50 inch chest. Brutally tough and a complete psyco. He would have been around 60 now. I have a few pictures somewhere from a polaroid camera back in the day mid 70's.
Quaker, or Squadfather or whatever, I was a hard man when younger but I used to shit myself when training with Mark. He was so aggressive I had to watch my back every minute. I'm going to look out my photo album and post some pics of Mark the Psyco...blah, blah, blah. ::)
well let's see, let's take a look at your past "claims", 620 pound bench press, 6'5" 285 ripped but won't post a picture, broke a German Shephard's spine with your bare hands, put your food in a blender to "bypass the digestive process", so rich that you don't have to work if you don't want to, Greg Kovacs was 440 pounds ripped.................. ......yeah i think i'll believe this story too. ::)
Quaker, or Squadfather or whatever, I was a hard man when younger but I used to shit myself when training with Mark. He was so aggressive I had to watch my back every minute. I'm going to look out my photo album and post some pics of Mark the Psyco...
I couldn't get past this in the thread. Are you serious? Why do people make these dumb ass claims and then never have a camera that works?"suckmymuscle" is the biggest shit stirring gimmick on here and he gets people riled up, that's his whole plan. :D
"suckmymuscle" is the biggest shit stirring gimmick on here and he gets people riled up, that's his whole plan. :D
This thread reminds me of a time back around 1975 when I trained with a complete psycho called Mark Davidson. Mark had just finished an 8 year prision sentance at Barlinnie prision Glasgow for grevious bodily harm and attempted murder on three indian gentlemen (he was a police officer at the time). He half killed them with his batton after one looked at him the "wrong way".
Anyway, at that time the only hard core gym in Glasgow was the Glasgow Airport powerlifting club which was 20 miles from my home in East Kilbride. Someone bought the Templeton Carpet factory in the East End of glasgow and installed a heavy duty gym, 8 miles from home so a much better bet. I knew Mark because he lived near me and was looking for a new gym to train at. He suggested we car share and start training at the new Templeton gym. First time we walked in there were approx 18 shaven headed bodybuilders working out. Mark walked down to the end of the gym and then shouted "Jimmy, have you ever seen so many bald headed girls in one gym at one time?" I consider myself a hard man but my blood frooze as these guys looked at us with death in their eyes. "What are you #### s looking at" said Mark as he pulled an 18 inche sword from his training bag. Every one of them silently walked out the door with their heads down. I trained with Mark for 2 years until he was shot dead in 1978 by one of Arthur Thomson's boys. Arthur was Glasgow's answer to Al Capone in Chicago. Apparently Arthur was scared of Mark and he had him taken out to prevent his own death...
Happy days...... Fatpanda can perhaps collaborate.
sounds legit jimmy, as always 8)hahaha, the only thing you fight is your temptation to eat the whole pizza instead of half at "dinner". ;D
is templeton gym or the glasgow airport gym still around ?
i see the typical moms basement and trailer park dwellers attack as usual as they can't believe what can happen in a real mans life.
This thread reminds me of a time back around 1975 when I trained with a complete psycho called Mark Davidson. Mark had just finished an 8 year prision sentance at Barlinnie prision Glasgow for grevious bodily harm and attempted murder on three indian gentlemen (he was a police officer at the time). He half killed them with his batton after one looked at him the "wrong way".
Anyway, at that time the only hard core gym in Glasgow was the Glasgow Airport powerlifting club which was 20 miles from my home in East Kilbride. Someone bought the Templeton Carpet factory in the East End of glasgow and installed a heavy duty gym, 8 miles from home so a much better bet. I knew Mark because he lived near me and was looking for a new gym to train at. He suggested we car share and start training at the new Templeton gym. First time we walked in there were approx 18 shaven headed bodybuilders working out. Mark walked down to the end of the gym and then shouted "Jimmy, have you ever seen so many bald headed girls in one gym at one time?" I consider myself a hard man but my blood frooze as these guys looked at us with death in their eyes. "What are you #### s looking at" said Mark as he pulled an 18 inche sword from his training bag. Every one of them silently walked out the door with their heads down. I trained with Mark for 2 years until he was shot dead in 1978 by one of Arthur Thomson's boys. Arthur was Glasgow's answer to Al Capone in Chicago. Apparently Arthur was scared of Mark and he had him taken out to prevent his own death...
Happy days...... Fatpanda can perhaps collaborate.
hahaha, the only thing you fight is your temptation to eat the whole pizza instead of half at "dinner". ;Dmaybe, but you don't even fight that urge
maybe, but you don't even fight that urgenot me, Fat Al Capone wannabe, hahahah, where'd you get this suit stud, Fat Penis Puffers 'r Us? ;D
BOOOOM
not me, Fat Al Capone wannabe, hahahah, where'd you get this suit stud, Fat Penis Puffers 'r Us? ;D
not me, Fat Al Capone wannabe, hahahah, where'd you get this suit stud, Fat Penis Puffers 'r Us? ;D
you are quite the tough guy over the internet squad.hahahahaha, i'm not the one talking about imaginary confrontations with the local gangsters and tough guy kingpins like you, doughboy. ;D
looking at your pics i can see why, you have clearly went a few rounds with a box of donuts or 2 in your day.
hahahahaha, i'm not the one talking about imaginary confrontations with the local gangsters and tough guy kingpins like you, doughboy. ;D
so you weren't talking about how tough you and Jimmy are.....in your own minds? :D
??? read this you fat ignorant filthy trailer peasant:
you are mistaken.
maybe, but you don't even fight that urge
BOOOOM
dave mirza looking "huge" here ::)not me stud.
It was a PM message I sent you in late 2006. But of course you will claim that you never received it.
Not only are you my punching bag, as my comebacks are much wittier and more cruel than yours, but you are also all of Getbig's punching bag. After all, you have the unique distinction of having threads started about you to discuss how gay you are and how sick your infatuation with Levrone is. ;D You are a big ass phaggot, dude. True story.
No problemo. I moved to Brazil and will be living here until next year because my girlfriend is Brazilian. Anyways, I bought an apartment here in the following address:
Povina Cavacanti St, Nb83, Ap 1102, São Conrado, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
ZIP 22631-350
I will be waiting for the ticket. But please trully send it. I am looking forward to beating the shit out of you. I need first class because I don't fit on the seats at coach.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
so you weren't talking about how tough you and Jimmy are.....in your own minds? :Di have no doubt in my mind that both mr thompson and myself are tougher than you trailer dave.
i have no doubt in my mind that both mr thompson and myself are tougher than you trailer dave.hahahahaa, please just don't beat me up Mr. Internet Tough Guy, like you were going to beat up mesmorph. ;D ::)
hahahahaa, please just don't beat me up Mr. Internet Tough Guy, like you were going to beat up mesmorph. ;D ::)
::) you are so tough and brave you can't even post a single clear pic.kinda like this one, right? :D
kinda like this one, right? :D
remember Tim, "Jimmy" is the guy who claims he grabbed Dorian Yates balls with a pair of pliers while has lying on a flat bench pressing. ::)
I created "suckmymuscle"
i'm the reason he registered years ago
i am going to destroy him :)
E
What are your stats Earl?
We need a "Tale Of The Tape"."Suckmymuscle" "Earl1972"
Height: 6'5'' ?
Weight: 250+ ?
sounds legit jimmy, as always 8)
is templeton gym or the glasgow airport gym still around ?
i see the typical moms basement and trailer park dwellers attack as usual as they can't believe what can happen in a real mans life.
the pic i posted was clear, it was some schmoes obsession with seeing my face that made him photoshop the pic to get rid of the black patch blocking my face that made it blurry.
so wheres your clear pic ? ::)
Hi FP.
I very happy new year to you and lang may yer lumb reek....
Templeton's gym shut down maybe 5 years ago but reopened on the ground floor last year. I helped the owner raise the finance to start it.
The Airport powerlifting gym I'm not so sure about. Kaz and Jon Pall Sig used to train there back in the 80's. The main man who owned the club got busted for drugs around 1988 and him and his pals got 25 years.
Look after yourself Panda my friend.
nope. if you save ur originally posted pic and view as a thumbnail ur face, the one shown above matches.::) i never said it wasn't the same pic you spastic.
you 2 mate, keep ur chin up.
::) i never said it wasn't the same pic you spastic.
how does it feel to know the real harry potter has bigger pecs than you ?
Hi FP.
I very happy new year to you and lang may yer lumb reek....
Templeton's gym shut down maybe 5 years ago but reopened on the ground floor last year. I helped the owner raise the finance to start it.
The Airport powerlifting gym I'm not so sure about. Kaz and Jon Pall Sig used to train there back in the 80's. The main man who owned the club got busted for drugs around 1988 and him and his pals got 25 years.
Look after yourself Panda my friend.
Ha ha, OK so the boys in blue are getting a pummeling this season. Nice talking to you my friend....
Jimmy
Is there any type of weight lifting that I can do to maximize my ability to break german shepherd spines? Never know when one might have to do it.
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bluto loves the cock
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you must have me confused with someone else >:(
now know your place and never type my name again.
i run this joint tubby ::)
I tried to "fight" an Akita once. 32 stitches in my face and neck. I am lucky the fucking thing did not kill me.
::) the only thing you run is the local glory hole homo
how fuckinggggg original 'fatpanda' ::)
shouldnt you be phtoshopping more harry potter pics?
I tried to "fight" an Akita once. 32 stitches in my face and neck. I am lucky the fucking thing did not kill me.
I did. I told you to meet me at Power Gym in Ft.Lauderdale, Florida, at a specific time on a specific day. You came up with some bullshit excuse that you couldn't travel. Why should I believe that you'll send me plane tickets? You are obviously full of shit that you'll fight me.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
I actually live in South Florida, give me the address etc of this gym. I probably could stop by later this week like Thursday or Friday. PM me what exit off of 95 the gym is off of.
a dog bit my foot once.
i ran home crying LOL
Shod Foot = Felony offense. :-\
He fell, and then I continued to kick him until three other guys held me and splitted us. He stood up almost crying and his jaw was swollen. He went to the cops to press charges. Now, believe it or not, I am facing criminal assault battery charges even though he was the one who hit me first! Apparently, this is because I continued to kick him after he fell, which qualifies as "aggravated and unnecessary use of force". Wow, what shit laws. I just got home from the police station and we are having a meeting with mine and his lawyers on Monday. What a shit fat fuck. Fat bastards should be sterilized. Hate them.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Shod Foot = Felony offense. :-\it would be if it was true but laughably this "incident" is a figment of his imagination just like all the other bullshit he spews. :D
gigantorx as a fellow a-team member i request you show jimmy the respect he deserves.
he has been outing schmoes like moosejay and countless others ( including pro's) since he first arrived.
Jimmy is a good man.
i don't believe this story.
what was the situation where he broke the poor dogs spine?
the dog was barking too much, sucky was on steroids and had "roid rage""poor dog" only if it happened and we all know he's full of shit like everything else he says, hahahahaha, "meet me in Brazil to fight" ::)
poor dog :-\
E
"poor dog" only if it happened and we all know he's full of shit like everything else he says, hahahahaha, "meet me in Brazil to fight" ::)
Is there any type of weight lifting that I can do to maximize my ability to break german shepherd spines? Never know when one might have to do it.
Aren't you dying of cancer?
Hurry the fuck up.
What are you going to do if he gives you directions?
I can go to the gym's on either one of those days. I have nothing against him, but if he claims all of these things I could def. see if they are true. And if the guy is only 30min away from home, no big deal. We can train.
all of a sudden he dropped his law career to move to brazil with some chick ::)I think it's a gimmick tbh. I really hope no one can be this much of a tool in day to day life.
E
I think it's a gimmick tbh. I really hope no one can be this much of a tool in day to day life.
all of a sudden he dropped his law career to move to brazil with some chick ::)
E
Still waiting for a response.
that's what he does, he makes a claim, you challenge it, he never posts in the thread again ::)maybe he's too busy with his harem of beautiful fat assed latins in Rio de Janiero to answer your post Earl. ::)
E
maybe he's too busy with his harem of beautiful fat assed latins in Rio de Janiero to answer your post Earl. ::)
probably i mean he is bigger, stronger, richer, better looking and more intelligent than all of us ::)
E
are you okay suckmymuscle?
why aren't you using your j grey gimmick?
he's me, you have exposed me
suckmymuscle is so macualine and alpha that by the age of 8 he had already killed his father and married his mother
if he's a gimmick it's an awfully good one, you gotta give him credit for keeping up the lunacy for 5 years :)
E
suckymuscle is just some asshole we all laugh at.
There is no Power Gym in Ft Lauderdale.
He hasn't responded to any threads that I've been asking to meet at his gyms and train. He seemed to have vanished. I think it's funny someone who rips on everyones physiques and claims to be far superior, but now has an opportunity to back it up he disappears.
Ha ha ha...so I was working pecs today and this short, fat bastard who calls himself a powerlifter was monopolizing the one olympic bar the gym had to do squats - squatting 500 lbs for quarter reps with two spotters. He was doing like 5 sets resting 5 minutes between each, and there were several people waiting in line not only to do squats, but also to use the one olympic bar he was monopolizing. So I asked him how many sets he had to go, and he said 3. I asked him if we could share the bar, and he answered:
"No way, dude. You are gonna wait in line like everyone else."
So I looked at him taken aback by his cocky assholish reply and said:
"The thing is, you don't own the bar nor the squat racket, and you have been using both for 15 minutes. There are other people who also pay membership at this gym, and they shouldn't need to wait especially since you are taking 5 minute breaks beween sets."
So the fat queer gets in a tizy and says to me out loud, almost yelling:
"I don't give a shit. I got the bar first so it's mine. You need to wait. You are starting to piss me off. If you don't back out, I am gona beat the shit out of you."
Well, I thought to myself that it wasn't worth it ruining my weekend over this obese son of a bitch at a police station, so I gave him a warning that I would give him an opportunity to apologize to me and walk away, and that if he didn't I would fucking kill him. He apologized when he saw how pissed off I was, and walked away. So I went to grab the bar to take to the bench racket, and when I turned to the other side, the fucker sucker punched me right below my left eye. I almost fell, but I punched him back in the jaw. He fell, and then I continued to kick him until three other guys held me and splitted us. He stood up almost crying and his jaw was swollen. He went to the cops to press charges. Now, believe it or not, I am facing criminal assault battery charges even though he was the one who hit me first! Apparently, this is because I continued to kick him after he fell, which qualifies as "aggravated and unnecessary use of force". Wow, what shit laws. I just got home from the police station and we are having a meeting with mine and his lawyers on Monday. What a shit fat fuck. Fat bastards should be sterilized. Hate them.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
What kind of fvcked up shitty gym has 1 Olympic bar for a community of members?
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