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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 12:37:02 PM
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yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person",
AIDS patient ;D is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town
mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada
fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches
truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.
so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)
FTW
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twink
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yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person", AIDS patient ;D is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town
mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada
fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches
truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.
so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)
FTW
You're fucked up.
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Get some tats and cut your hair.
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You're fucked up.
seriously, my life is like that movie "Thinner" except it would be called "lonely"
I will talk to a girl and she will have that look in her eyes ( and we all know that look) like she is ready to go back to my place and all of a sudden she doesn't come with me.
Or i'll chat up a girl and i know she want's me to ask me for her number and all of a sudden - BANG- she has a boyfriend
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so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)
"become"?
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Get some tats and cut your hair.
i'm not irish though
"become"?
pw3nd ;D
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seriously, how could a babe not resist this hunk of masculinity
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/photosSV/ec440ef7.jpg)
note-that is a old pic when i tried bulking up- i'm more cut now
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why do you make a joke out of your self?
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why do you make a joke out of your self?
i think the real question is "why does everyone take themselves so seriously here?"
seriously, don't you all realize that this forum isn't real, right?
so, with that being said, you might as well make a joke out of it
oh yeah, which reminds me, I have a awesome sense of humor and the girls in this area apparently don't like that either
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i think the real question is "why does everyone take themselves so seriously here?"
seriously, don't you all realize that this forum isn't real, right?
so, with that being said, you might as well make a joke out of it
oh yeah, which reminds me, I have a awesome sense of humor and the girls in this area apparently don't like that either
I see what you mean. You're an entertainer. Keep it up.
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seriously, how could a babe not resist this hunk of masculinity
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/photosSV/ec440ef7.jpg)
note-that is a old pic when i tried bulking up- i'm more cut now
You need to up your calories and get on about 1000mg/wk, twink.
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You need to up your calories and get on about 1000mg/wk, twink.
you got any money for food and gear?
most of my money goes toward clothes and video games
I was gonna get the "extra innings" package on my cable service but i'm dead broke at the moment
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gayer than democracy.
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you got any money for food and gear?
most of my money goes toward clothes and video games
I was gonna get the "extra innings" package on my cable service but i'm dead broke at the moment
Guess you'll just have to go do more G4P to pay for the food & gear.
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johnny is so gay hes not gay anymore.
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Guess you'll just have to go do more G4P to pay for the food & gear.
the economy fucked that up too*
who would have thought that rich queens would put a stipend on that
*this may or may not be a joke
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in all honesty, I'm waiting for daisy of love 2 to start casting and i know i can make that show EASILY (as i'm a huge douchebag- i mean- look at me)
from there, I will do the whole VH1 reality show circuit (i love money, the charm school show they will subsuquently do for men, etc)
from there- "Hello pussy"
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i smell homo
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(http://i40.tinypic.com/14wftj9.jpg)
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Dude eat something. You're wasting away in the most recent pics.
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Dude eat something. You're wasting away in the most recent pics.
i eat nothing but pizza and ice cream
i'm a textbook ectomorph
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maybe you puke it out afterwards?
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i don't talk to people who show their cocks to other men
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/2zsmqrp.jpg)
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anyone from Los angeles post here?
could my high "douchebag" factor help me be a stud over there?
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(http://i43.tinypic.com/2hg8w2f.jpg)
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(http://i40.tinypic.com/9unjnr.jpg)
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anyone from Los angeles post here?
could my high "douchebag" factor help me be a stud over there?
in compton we kill guys like you
yo
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i eat nothing but pizza and ice cream
i'm a textbook ectomorph
Go to the doctor if you think your cals vs activity are balanced. Last pics I saw you were borderline emaciated. No troll.
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Go to the doctor if you think your cals vs activity are balanced. Last pics I saw you were borderline emaciated. No troll.
yes, i'm gonna go to the dr and say "hey, doctor- i'm sick of having a shredded midsection that i don't really have to work hard at maintaining cuz i can eat whatever i want- can you help me with this?"
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bottom line= girls rather be with a average dude than
a twink someone with above average good looks
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bottom line= girls rather be with a average dude than a twink someone with above average good looks
well you said you have little money; girls would rather be with a more successful guy.
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well you said you have little money; girls would rather be with a more successful guy.
this is true however I am, as they say, "black rich" meaning i dress like i have money and have a car that makes it look like I have alot of money where, in reality, i'm living month to month
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yes, i'm gonna go to the dr and say "hey, doctor- i'm sick of having a shredded midsection that i don't really have to work hard at maintaining cuz i can eat whatever i want- can you help me with this?"
You were plenty lean before but you've dropped muscle since then. If you are stripping then I would think you'd be hearing that you're too skinny. Sounded like a cry for help thread so I threw in, but if you're unconcerned then do your thing.
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no one says something about the pics?
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You were plenty lean before but you've dropped muscle since then. If you are stripping then I would think you'd be hearing that you're too skinny. Sounded like a cry for help thread so I threw in, but if you're unconcerned then do your thing.
i appreciate it but i figure the fact that i don't have to work hard to maintain a low BF% is actually one of the good things going in my life
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this is true however I am, as they say, "guys rich" meaning i dress like i have money and have a car that makes it look like I have alot of money where, in reality, i'm living month to month
Do you always try to take them back with you or do you also go for numbers?
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i appreciate it but i figure the fact that i don't have to work hard to maintain a low BF% is actually one of the good things going in my life
why do you have cheat days then?
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Do you always try to take them back with you or do you also go for numbers?
outside of club or bar setting= go for the number
club or bar= depending on intoxication/age, number first but will angle towards taking them home
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why do you have cheat days then?
i used the term "cheat day" for when I actually set aside time to eat like shit where as,most of the times, when i actually do eat like shit it is out of necessity.
for example, i'm between sessions with clients and i feel a hunger in my stomach and the only thing that can quench it is like two snickers bar
i think this only makes sense to me so i apologize if this logic goes over most people's heads
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seriously, my life is like that movie "Thinner" except it would be called "lonely"
I will talk to a girl and she will have that look in her eyes ( and we all know that look) like she is ready to go back to my place and all of a sudden she doesn't come with me.
Or i'll chat up a girl and i know she want's me to ask me for her number and all of a sudden - BANG- she has a boyfriend
You're to feminine. Look, there is nothing wrong with a pair of rock republic jeans or expensive clothing...but you don't want to come off as a plastic pretty boy because it reeks of insecurity to females. You're idea of looks is not what most females want. here is an example of a guy most women would "want".
(http://www.watchingshowtime.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/matthew_mcconaughey.jpg)
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You're to feminine. Look, there is nothing wrong with a pair of rock republic jeans or expensive clothing...but you don't want to come off as a plastic pretty boy because it reeks of insecurity to females.
you know what, fuck it, i'm just gonna save up and move to L.A.
it shouldn't be my fault that i have fashion sense and everyone else looks like a toothless hick
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Perhaps you should dress in a way that hides your body fat levels?
Wear a loose fitting dress shirt.
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you know what, fuck it, i'm just gonna save up and move to L.A.
it shouldn't be my fault that i have fashion sense and everyone else looks like a toothless hick
My best friend lives in L.A. I visit him often and although there is more fashion sense, my point stands, you're to feminine dude. Again, there is nothing wrong with fashion and style, but you reek of effort. Why would a women want that? Thats their job.
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My best friend lives in L.A. I visit him often and although there is more fashion sense, my point stands, you're to feminine dude. Again, there is nothing wrong with fashion and style, but you reek of effort. Why would a women want that? Thats their job.
meh....most women don't know what is good for them....that is their problem
most women would rather go home to a guy who looks like Samoa Joe then a hot piece of ass like me
i was in playgirl FFS......okay, so what mostly men buy that men but that isn't the point
btw, how many feminine dudes do you know who can calculate a slugging percentage and recite the red sox starting line up from 1985 which included marty barrett at second and todd benzinger at shortstop
Perhaps you should dress in a way that hides your body fat levels?
Wear a loose fitting dress shirt.
like a moo moo?
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anyone from Los angeles post here?
could my high "douchebag" factor help me be a stud over there?
JNN-
LA here. What ever you earn now, double it within your first 2 months in LA.
However you will need it as food/gas/rent are all sky high here. Oh yea, the state is also broke, did I mention that?
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JNN-
LA here. What ever you earn now, double it within your first 2 months in LA.
However you will need it as food/gas/rent are all sky high here. Oh yea, the state is also broke, did I mention that?
so the wage is adjusted to meet the raising price of food/gas/rent.
i'm thinking, as a option, moving to arizona and comuting to L.A. to work or (since L.A. traffic is HELL) just moving to Arizona and working there and partying in LA every once and while cuz i heard that the poontang in Arizona is pretty insane.
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Vegas is only 5 hrs away. You would do well there and here is why:
Alot of young people(21-29) there who make decent money( 5-10k) per month also spend it very freely. So personal training or the stripping thing can be lucrative.
The tourist industry really feeds alot fo mouths there.
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Vegas is only 5 hrs away. You would do well there and here is why:
Alot of young people(21-29) there who make decent money( 5-10k) per month also spend it very freely. So personal training or the stripping thing can be lucrative.
The tourist industry really feeds alot fo mouths there.
i was thinking vegas as well
on average, what is rent like for a 1BR in Las Vegas or whatever that city is that is like 5 minutes away where all the casino workers live
btw, this moving talk isn't all wishful thinking. i'm legit moving. i'm sick of upstate new york winters and the bitches here
here is another antidote about albany women
a girl who would probably be a "LA 4" struts around with a attitude like she is a "LA 9"- it is insane
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meh....most women don't know what is good for them....that is their problem
most women would rather go home to a guy who looks like Samoa Joe then a hot piece of ass like me
i was in playgirl FFS......okay, so what mostly men buy that men but that isn't the point
btw, how many feminine dudes do you know who can calculate a slugging percentage and recite the red sox starting line up from 1985 which included marty barrett at second and todd benzinger at shortstop
like a moo moo?
You're your one worst enemy. Best of luck to you, stud. I'm sure You'll be beating em off with a stick in L.A!
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i was thinking vegas as well
on average, what is rent like for a 1BR in Las Vegas or whatever that city is that is like 5 minutes away where all the casino workers live
btw, this moving talk isn't all wishful thinking. i'm legit moving. i'm sick of upstate new york winters and the bitches here
here is another antidote about albany women
a girl who would probably be a "LA 4" struts around with a attitude like she is a "LA 9"- it is insane
Not sure about the Vegas rent but you could ask Croatch. He is in Vegas.
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good ol' saturday afternoon getbig comedy, thanks.
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Maybe they think you're gay, have AIDS or the face is just so bad that a lean body doesn't matter. :)
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Maybe they think you're gay, have AIDS or the face is just so bad that a lean body doesn't matter. :)
I agree that i am a bit of a male version of a butterface which is why i grew out some bangs
more bangs= less face
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I agree that i am a bit of a male version of a butterface which is why i grew out some bangs
more bangs= less face
That could very well be the problem. Bangs on a dude look gay.
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yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person", AIDS patient ;D is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town
mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada
fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches
truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.
so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)
FTW
I am both repulsed and fascinated by you. You are shamelessly vain and self absorbed yet introspective. You seem to have the ability to step outside yourself and see the futility of life. You seem, at heart, to be a good person but you are destined for a life of misery ending in a very messing and embarrassing death by auto asphyxiation. But it ain't all bad. You have great abs and an awesome tan.
Carry on.
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That could very well be the problem. Bangs on a dude look gay.
wait.........
you're telling me this look on a man..................
(http://991.com/newGallery/Lisa-Stansfield-If-I-Hadnt-Got-Yo-330207.jpg)
......is "gay"?
did i fail to mention that i have grown a pencil thin moustache, a soul patch and some chin fuzz as well (in a attempt to butch it up)
I am both repulsed and fascinated by you. You are shamelessly vain and self absorbed yet introspective. You seem to have the ability to step outside yourself and see the futility of life. You seem, at heart, to be a good person but you are destined for a life of misery ending in a very messing and embarrassing death by auto asphyxiation. But it ain't all bad. You have great abs and an awesome tan.
Carry on.
all joking aside, you know me better than my mom or dad
btw, i really meant it when i said "all joking aside"
also, what else in life means more than having a great tan and abs
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johnny you sound depressed...the life you have joined is filled with people who try to emulate love and family with lots of sweet talk, drugs and bullshit, but truth is your hanging around transient type people who only love themselves and their pursuit of gratification, sexual or otherwise. The women you are talking to are not going for you because you are showing some soul, some neediness, they dont want that, they want superficial fun and simple gratification of their base desires. You either go along with that or not...You are addicted to excitemnet and you are finding out the excitment is just energy that disappears and leaves you empty. Its an illusion, and people eat it up to to create dellusions of their own self destruction... There is a lot of self hatred in that life and what people do to destroy themselves can sometimes appear in sheeps clothing...the bodybuilding, vanity, sex, drugs.
You seem to like the business and thats OK as long as you seperate the business from your socializing and your personal life. There are better women out there, they may have less flash at first but the fireworks come later when you find out they are good people and lifetime friends, those are the ones you should be looking for. I would say for now just stay enlightened to the fact that the people and women you are meeting in your business are most likely not good for you..Stay vigilante and protect yourself...dont get burned.
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all joking aside, you know me better than my mom or dad
btw, i really meant it when i said "all joking aside"
also, what else in life means more than having a great tan and abs
I read you like a cheap romance novel. BTW, nothing wrong with bangs. It makes you look younger. For 30 you could easily pass for someone in their early twenties.
For a man the only thing that means more than a tan and abs is lots of money.
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Johnny, I have nothing against you but I think you have one of the following problems or a combination:
- You are too metrosexual. Girls want a real man. Fart on the dates and don't pay for their drinks.
- You are a closet homosexual
- You are too nice to girls, and this does not make them like you.
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johnny you sound depressed...the life you have joined is filled with people who try to emulate love and family with lots of sweet talk, drugs and bullshit, but truth is your hanging around transient type people who only love themselves and their pursuit of gratification, sexual or otherwise. The women you are talking to are not going for you because you are showing some soul, some neediness, they dont want that, they want superficial fun and simple gratification of their base desires. You either go along with that or not...You are addicted to excitemnet and you are finding out the excitment is just energy that disappears and leaves you empty. Its an illusion, and people eat it up to to create dellusions of their own self destruction... There is a lot of self hatred in that life and what people do to destroy themselves can sometimes appear in sheeps clothing...the bodybuilding, vanity, sex, drugs.
You seem to like the business and thats OK as long as you seperate the business from your socializing and your personal life. There are better women out there, they may have less flash at first but the fireworks come later when you find out they are good people and lifetime friends, those are the ones you should be looking for. I would say for now just stay enlightened to the fact that the people and women you are meeting in your business are most likely not good for you..Stay vigilante and protect yourself...dont get burned.
thanks for your concern
when you speak of the "business" you speak of the stripping I assume
I agree with you 100%
I think which is why i am able to see stripping for what it really is- a means to make money that doesn't replace what a real,intimate relationship can give you.
My first time around stripping (when i was in my early/mid 20's) stripping was enough to satisfy that sexual being in me
this time around (cuz i stopped for a while) at 30, I don't get that feeling anymore. It really is just a job to me. Honestly, if i wasn't getting paid good, tax-free, money to do it then i wouldn't do it at all.
Actually, after this wedding season, i'm pretty much done stripping (...that is, till/if i move to the west coast and i need the money)
the lesson kids- all that glitters isn't gold
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Johnny, I have nothing against you but I think you have one of the following problems or a combination:
- You are too metrosexual. Girls want a real man. Fart on the dates and don't pay for their drinks.
- You are a closet homosexual
- You are too nice to girls, and this does not make them like you.
omg-i only wish i was gay. Seriously, if i was a gay I would be out, proud, and reaping all the man pussy i would be getting.
Despite what BayBGM says I would be pulling alot of man pussy.
I often joke to my friends that their is a God and he does have a sense of humor because he made me look the way i do but he made me straight
I think my problem would be the too metrosexual thing. I can't really change that cuz my early years i was raised in Europe and most European man would be considered metrosexual to begin with
however, you should see me throw a baseball- ain't nothing gay about that
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maybe the third question in "what do you do for a living?", is where you strike out.
maybe women treat male strippers like men treat women strippers, "johnny"?
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yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person", AIDS patient ;D is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town
mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada
fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches
truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.
so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)
FTW
maybe they just see thru your egotistical transparency and see someone who isn't confident in themselves, or the person they are.
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maybe the third question in "what do you do for a living?", is where you strike out.
maybe women treat male strippers like men treat women strippers, "johnny"?
i never mention that, amongst other things, when i approach women.
23 year old JNN would mention that but 30 year old JNN knows better
see that is what i'm talking about- i'm a very good conversationalist and still the bitches won't fuck me.....and yes, i see the irony in that last sentence
maybe they just see thru your egotistical transparency and see someone who isn't confident in themselves, or the person they are.
no,
the women are wayyy to dumb to see through that....or are they?! hmmmm
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yea I meant any life/job that revolves around the party lifestyle, glad to hear you see the difference...the strippers and hustlers I have known made great money, problem is they all spent it...only one treated it like a business and owns a gym somewhere in Fl. doing very good..Still hustles for the power of it I think...but always made sure that he was taking care of himself first.
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yea I meant any life/job that revolves around the party lifestyle, glad to hear you see the difference...the strippers and hustlers I have known made great money, problem is they all spent it...only one treated it like a business and owns a gym somewhere in Fl. doing very good..Still hustles for the power of it I think...but always made sure that he was taking care of himself first.
that dude sounds like my boss (the head trainer) at my legitimate job at the gym
i think i would have to ask him more life advice
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Dude, you seem like a good guy, but I think you have an unrealistic perception of yourself. Dude you need a make over immediately, just cause you have a six pack doesn't mean your good looking. The eyebrow waxing thing is just terrible grow that shit out, stop wearing all those gimmicky flashy clothes its so out, go to buy some stuff from Hugo Boss, Donna Karen, Armani (not AX), they make really cool tight fitting shirts that don't look like grafiti and shit. Stop greasing your hair to your forehead wear it more natural, stop tanning every day, put on some weight. If you do these things I bet things will be a whole lot better for you, your a stripper and a personal trainer, you should literally have chicks lining up by the mile with these two gigs... stop telling yourself that girls are intimidated by you cause you look good, thats absolute bullshit, there are plenty of confident girls out there trust me, I'm a bartender, and I get plenty of chicks that approach me and give me #'s everytime I work, sure there are some girls that tell me that they thought I would be cocky or full of myself based on how I look, but they are pleasantly surprised that I'm the complete opposite, don't act like your the shit, just be who you are and stop trying too hard. Another thing, I lived in Vegas for a year, and you wouldn't do any better there trust me, If you are a decent looking guy and have good game you can get chicks anywhere, NY, Chicago, LA.... seriously bro, I hope you take this the right way.
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that dude sounds like my boss (the head trainer) at my legitimate job at the gym
i think i would have to ask him more life advice
uh oh, your from FL? I dont want to rat my friend out.
btw I just looked at your thread title again and Its weird cause you mention vanity....Do you think your vanity is hurting yourself somehow...What happens when you go out in average clothes and no hair product, no tan...do you not get attention , is that a problem for you?
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Dude, you seem like a good guy, but I think you have an unrealistic perception of yourself. Dude you need a make over immediately, just cause you have a six pack doesn't mean your good looking. The eyebrow waxing thing is just terrible grow that shit out, stop wearing all those gimmicky flashy clothes its so out, go to buy some stuff from Hugo Boss, Donna Karen, Armani (not AX), they make really cool tight fitting shirts that don't look like grafiti and shit. Stop greasing your hair to your forehead wear it more natural, stop tanning every day, put on some weight. If you do these things I bet things will be a whole lot better for you, your a stripper and a personal trainer, you should literally have chicks lining up by the mile with these two gigs... stop telling yourself that girls are intimidated by you cause you look good, thats absolute bullshit, there are plenty of confident girls out there trust me, I'm a bartender, and I get plenty of chicks that approach me and give me #'s everytime I work, sure there are some girls that tell me that they thought I would be cocky or full of myself based on how I look, but they are pleasantly surprised that I'm the complete opposite, don't act like your the shit, just be who you are and stop trying too hard. Another thing, I lived in Vegas for a year, and you wouldn't do any better there trust me, If you are a decent looking guy and have good game you can get chicks anywhere, NY, Chicago, LA.... seriously bro, I hope you take this the right way.
with all due respect but...only wops/jersey guido's wear hugo boss, donna karen and armani
the armani house used to have credibility but since they changed guard,internally, they have become total "guido wear". High class guido wear, however.
they need to do what gucci did when they hired tom ford
in closing, fuck off
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hi johnnynoname
how's the cock you have in there
your hair looks stupid
your haiku johnny
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Exactly what I was saying, you think you are the shit, and your absolutely aren't, good luck with your current situation bro.
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uh oh, your from FL? I dont want to rat my friend out.
btw I just looked at your thread title again and Its weird cause you mention vanity....Do you think your vanity is hurting yourself somehow...What happens when you go out in average clothes and no hair product, no tan...do you not get attention , is that a problem for you?
no, NY...my boss used to be a stripper as well and he kinda relishes to hear my stories of my weekends but he is also a very successful trainer in our area.
as for your other question, I always look fabulous.
the tan is easy to maintain given my "mixed" heritage (well, that and a good high quality bronzer/moisturizer help as well) and the hair is easy to maintain cuz alittle product is all you need.
again, i think i don't have the problem- the people around here have the problem (/total heel turn)
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no, NY...my boss used to be a stripper as well and he kinda relishes to hear my stories of my weekends but he is also a very successful trainer in our area.
as for your other question, I always look fabulous.
the tan is easy to maintain given my "mixed" heritage (well, that and a good high quality bronzer/moisturizer help as well) and the hair is easy to maintain cuz alittle product is all you need.
again, i think i don't have the problem- the people around here have the problem (/total heel turn)
gay
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most of my money goes toward clothes and video games
LOL. Something very odd, and yet, also, endearing about this admission.
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LOL. Something very odd, and yet, also, endearing about this admission.
yeah
i'm like a combination of Richard Gere's character in "American Gigolo" and that autistic kid in "The Wizard"
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you are quite the odd person
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You're to feminine. Look, there is nothing wrong with a pair of rock republic jeans or expensive clothing...but you don't want to come off as a plastic pretty boy because it reeks of insecurity to females. You're idea of looks is not what most females want. here is an example of a guy most women would "want".
In all honesty their day will come too... I have many many a guy in my fine city with a hot broad sporting that look...
people want to be associated with that
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yeah
i'm like a combination of Richard Gere's character in "American Gigolo" and that autistic kid in "The Wizard"
LOL. I'd be thinking the Nintendo PowerGlovetm would probably throw off the lines of your Armani.
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johnny, you need to move to miami. bro, you'd be up to your ears in pussy every night
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johnny, you need to move to miami. bro, you'd be up to your ears in cocks every night
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omg-i only wish i was gay. Seriously, if i was a gay I would be out, proud, and reaping all the man pussy i would be getting.
Despite what BayBGM says I would be pulling alot of man pussy.
I often joke to my friends that their is a God and he does have a sense of humor because he made me look the way i do but he made me straight
I think my problem would be the too metrosexual thing. I can't really change that cuz my early years i was raised in Europe and most European man would be considered metrosexual to begin with
however, you should see me throw a baseball- ain't nothing gay about that
I think this makes logical sense. If I were you I'd probably also move to Los Angeles. But be sure to find out if this is a more pro-metrosexual city. I don't know. I live in Scandinavia (Northern Europe). Are there any especially well known metrosexual cities in the US?
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Get some tats and cut your hair.
He's heavily tattooed already. He has 'rentboy' written all over him.
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for fucks sake you can look good without being to feminine
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LOL. I'd be thinking the Nintendo PowerGlovetm would probably throw off the lines of your Armani.
it would be a funny image
johnny, you need to move to miami. bro, you'd be up to your ears in pussy every night
at this point, it is either miami or vegas
Are there any especially well known metrosexual cities in the US?
i think NYC, LA, and Miami would be those cities
He's heavily tattooed already. He has 'rentboy' written all over him.
dude, that was actually, legit funny hahaha
btw, i'm not being sarcastic- well played
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if you're not happy with a certain aspect of your life there are always two options, acceptance or change
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if you're not happy with a certain aspect of your life there are always two options, acceptance or change
Hi Tony Robbins :D
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yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person", AIDS patient ;D is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town
mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada
fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches
truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.
so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)
FTW
your time will come....be patient
bealive
bealive....
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Whats going on here?
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You seem like a good guy, really.
But come on, your problems have nothing to do with appearance (although your comparing yourself to a young Richard Gere was an obscene stretch by even the most charitable measure).
Your problem isn't even the metro thing.
Your problem is you positively drip with beta maleness..."I can't stand another anonymous blowjob this"..."I'm SOOOOO LONELY that"...."I just want to be Loved yadadada"
I sure as fuck hope you don't talk like this in front of the strange bro, because if you do, you literally COULD look like a young, well muscled Richard Gere and wind up with your dick in your hand 10 times out of 10.
Women are lonely, weak and insecure enough themselves you think they want a weaker, MORE insecure version of themselves with a receding hairline and shitty spray on tan man?!
Shave your head, fuck a hooker, get in a fight and when you start to feel all "lonely" or introspective just lay down until it goes away...whatever you do Johnny MAN UP FFS.
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did i fail to mention that i have grown a pencil thin moustache, a soul patch and some chin fuzz as well (in a attempt to butch it up)
Applying gaymouflage just makes you look worse.
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Hi Tony Robbins :D
;D
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with all due respect but...only wops/jersey guido's wear hugo boss, donna karen and armani
the armani house used to have credibility but since they changed guard,internally, they have become total "guido wear". High class guido wear, however.
they need to do what gucci did when they hired tom ford
in closing, fuck off
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meh....most women don't know what is good for them....that is their problem
most women would rather go home to a guy who looks like Samoa Joe then a hot piece of ass like me
i was in playgirl FFS......okay, so what mostly men buy that men but that isn't the point
btw, how many feminine dudes do you know who can calculate a slugging percentage and recite the red sox starting line up from 1985 which included marty barrett at second and todd benzinger at shortstop
Geigh
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filthy fags.
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You seem like a good guy, really.
But come on, your problems have nothing to do with appearance (although your comparing yourself to a young Richard Gere was an obscene stretch by even the most charitable measure).
Your problem isn't even the metro thing.
Your problem is you positively drip with beta maleness..."I can't stand another anonymous blowjob this"..."I'm SOOOOO LONELY that"...."I just want to be Loved yadadada"
I sure as fuck hope you don't talk like this in front of the strange bro, because if you do, you literally COULD look like a young, well muscled Richard Gere and wind up with your dick in your hand 10 times out of 10.
Women are lonely, weak and insecure enough themselves you think they want a weaker, MORE insecure version of themselves with a receding hairline and shitty spray on tan man?!
Shave your head, fuck a hooker, get in a fight and when you start to feel all "lonely" or introspective just lay down until it goes away...whatever you do Johnny MAN UP FFS.
ummmm
where do you see a receding hairline
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/pic1.jpg)
fail on your part
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ummmm
where do you see a receding hairline
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/GetAttachment-1.jpg)(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/pic1.jpg)
fail on your part
I like that shirt,,, who is it by?
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hahaha that haircut is gayer than bringing democracy.
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Left hand masturbating is a little unorthodox.
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I like that shirt,,, who is it by?
that's a andrew christian
www.andrewchristian.com
that particular shirt you have to search for though as they don't sell it on his website anymore but alot of his shirts are awesome and his underwear is the shit
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Left hand masturbating is a little unorthodox.
i know
I use a western grip
using my left hand allows for a easier "catch"
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sounds like the type of guy that eats out the pussies of whores
how dare you compare me with john the stutterer
seriously, I always say to myself that john will be the guy who sneaks a gun past that midget ronnie and will end up gunning down howard then killing himself
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You seem like a good guy, really.
But come on, your problems have nothing to do with appearance (although your comparing yourself to a young Richard Gere was an obscene stretch by even the most charitable measure).
Your problem isn't even the metro thing.
Your problem is you positively drip with beta maleness..."I can't stand another anonymous blowjob this"..."I'm SOOOOO LONELY that"...."I just want to be Loved yadadada"
I sure as fuck hope you don't talk like this in front of the strange bro, because if you do, you literally COULD look like a young, well muscled Richard Gere and wind up with your dick in your hand 10 times out of 10.
Women are lonely, weak and insecure enough themselves you think they want a weaker, MORE insecure version of themselves with a receding hairline and shitty spray on tan man?!
Shave your head, fuck a hooker, get in a fight and when you start to feel all "lonely" or introspective just lay down until it goes away...whatever you do Johnny MAN UP FFS.
I like this advice...I was just at the gym reading Mens Journal...omg!!! what a bunch of girls you straight guys have become...wtf...it was like reading a womens magazine..I mean articles on how to trim the perfect beard with Jake Gingelhal as the picture...wtf...articles about how to be a real man and what 'gear' to buy in order to be a man..wtf...the womens movement and the gay movement has really emasculated you guys...Take back you fucking lives...you cant find masculinity in a fucking magazine you bunch of girls... talk to your fathers and your grandfathers maybe they can help get you guys on track again...Men today are fucked by the system and by women. Its time to stop being so politically correct and be yourselves again.
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where do you see a receding hairline
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/pic1.jpg)
i think you are a awesome guy but you are to made up, the tan that hair do, the real tight top
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Johnny, no offense, but you're not metrosexual, you're gay. 90% of the people who see you must automatically assume that you're on the lookout for some cock. Reduce the tan, change the hairstyle, and stop pouting!
Moving to another town may provide a short term benefit, meeting new people, going new places, etc., but you'll soon come back to the same problem. I think you need to start making some more meaningful relationships, outside of stripping and clubs.
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johnny are you playin us a bit?...you acted all down and out and a lot of nice people here said some nice things but you hardly admitted to changing anything about your life, in fact you said you know what we are saying is accurate but you have no intention of changing...its like you needed attention and got it...but it seems kinda disingenuous. no?
or maybe you dont like the advice which is fine, its your party I suppose...but what exactly are you looking for in this thread?
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johnny are you playin us a bit?...you acted all down and out and a lot of nice people here said some nice things but you hardly admitted to changing anything about your life, in fact you said you know what we are saying is accurate but you have no intention of changing...its like you needed attention and got it...but it seems kinda disingenuous. no?
or maybe you dont like the advice which is fine, its your party I suppose...but what exactly are you looking for in this thread?
i was never looking for advice
just wanted to state on this vanity forum (and trust me, a bodybuilding forum IS a vanity forum) that the bitches in my current town don't like me cuz i'm vain hence why i have a permanent date with my left hand.
and yes, i'm not gonna change-i'm gonna continue to be shredded, i'm gonna continue to sport a killer tan and i'm gonna continue to wear my hair like a reject from "Zoolander". bottom line, I like that sexy bitch i see in the mirror everyday more than i like the annoying bitches in my town
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i was never looking for advice
just wanted to state on this vanity forum (and trust me, a bodybuilding forum IS a vanity forum) that the bitches in my current town don't like me cuz i'm vain hence why i have a permanent date with my left hand.
and yes, i'm not gonna change-i'm gonna continue to be shredded, i'm gonna continue to sport a killer tan and i'm gonna continue to wear my hair like a reject from "Zoolander". bottom line, I like that sexy bitch i see in the mirror everyday more than i like the annoying bitches in my town
Your posts drip with homosexuality. You should drop the "women don't like me" schtick, and just come out and ask for BayGBM's number. ::)
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Your posts drip with homosexuality. You should drop the "women don't like me" schtick, and just come out and ask for BayGBM's number. ::)
bullshit!
i'm sooo not bayGBM's type
I mean, you ever see the type of dudes he is into; they look like Krang from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
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i was never looking for advice
just wanted to state on this vanity forum (and trust me, a bodybuilding forum IS a vanity forum) that the bitches in my current town don't like me cuz i'm vain hence why i have a permanent date with my left hand.
and yes, i'm not gonna change-i'm gonna continue to be shredded, i'm gonna continue to sport a killer tan and i'm gonna continue to wear my hair like a reject from "Zoolander". bottom line, I like that sexy bitch i see in the mirror everyday more than i like the annoying bitches in my town
You're lack of pussy is sickening
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You're lack of pussy is sickening
me too ;D
the irony of all ironies is that i'm good enough to come to your apartment dressed up like a cop, dry hump you with a thong on and have you like whip cream off my nipples (or not using whip cream, depending if you have carpeting in your shitty apartment) BUT i'm not good enough for you to give me your number
c unts
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the bigger I got + more vain I get the less overt attention I got from females other than skanks who just want to get laid... they never want more than that... although the advances from f*gs increased ::)
and some of you wonder why Dennis Wolf is with that women... ::)
one fairly hot girl told a good friend of mine I was too "pretty" and the muscles were too much so they don't show they like it... not that I was 'big' etc just perceptions
needless to say she was spread eagle two months later :D
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me too ;D
the irony of all ironies is that i'm good enough to come to your apartment dressed up like a cop, dry hump you with a thong on and have you like whip cream off my nipples (or not using whip cream, depending if you have carpeting in your shitty apartment) BUT i'm not good enough for you to give me your number
c unts
Chicks dig guys like Matthew McConaughey, Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt. Guys who are in shape and look after themselves, but also look masculine.
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i was never looking for advice
just wanted to state on this vanity forum (and trust me, a bodybuilding forum IS a vanity forum) that the bitches in my current town don't like me cuz i'm vain hence why i have a permanent date with my left hand.
and yes, i'm not gonna change-i'm gonna continue to be shredded, i'm gonna continue to sport a killer tan and i'm gonna continue to wear my hair like a reject from "Zoolander". bottom line, I like that sexy bitch i see in the mirror everyday more than i like the annoying bitches in my town
I understand but it isnt rocket science...vanity leads to narcississm which leads to hurting others which = hurting self....Are you sure they are staying away from you just because you are vain? gotta ask the tough questions here
if you say that vanity = lonliness but you refuse to change, sounds like you are being self destructive...no? thats why people are trying to get you to change....I can understand that you dont want to change your looks but what about other attributes about yourself that create the vanity to begin with? DIdn't you say you had a difficult relationshiop with your Dad? Could the vanity be a way you are trying to fill yourself up with love? thats an age old problem and the danger is that the things we do to fill ourselves up with love distract us from really finding it...and sometimes people waste a lifetime.
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the bigger I got + more vain I get the less overt attention I got from females other than skanks who just want to get laid... they never want more than that... although the advances from f*gs increased ::)
and some of you wonder why Dennis Wolf is with that women... ::)
one girl told a good friend of mine I was too "pretty" and the muscles were too much so they don't show they like it...
needless to say she was spread eagle two months later :D
this is true, the bigger I am the more attention I get from undesirables....usually slutty hispanic and black girls, random black men without father figures, and pervy white schmoes.
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there is a lot of truth to this for those who don't recognise this already
Women are lonely, weak and insecure enough themselves you think they want a weaker, MORE insecure version of themselves with a receding hairline and shitty spray on tan man?!
however a lot of women are very self-important(high standards) so it does not apply across the board
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yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person", AIDS patient ;D is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town
mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada
fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches
truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.
so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)
FTW
Disagree.
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Style wise I think you're going too far Johnny. People tend to be drawn to people that are authentic, when you tan too much, shave strip moustaches, pluck eyebrows, apply too much gel, it makes you way too sculpted/stylized. It makes you look unauthentic. People/girls will find it hard to take you at face value,'is he gay? he's slicker than an oil patch, can I trust him?'. In my book you're not that far off from guido, but with some different accents, and as I recall that's not really the look you wanted. Btw I think you would be perfect for a 'dandy look'.
Tight shirts are fine, body-tight shirts are wrong, go for natural fabrics without the awful stretch-factor. There's some really nice shirts by a brand called Gentilluomo, but almost every self respecting brand has slim fit dress-shirts these days. Avoid too bold stripes, esp diagonal! fine prints, lots of floral prints are the nice, or just a basic single colour shirt, in that case make sure the fabric quality is top notch. Low rising jeans with a slender straight leg, just a bit of a wash look nice and will look dressed up with a nice jacket. Regarding shoes; classic styles but with a twist, bit of a pointier nose, it's classy but edgy: (http://imagecache.asos.com/inv/S/76/749/563624/Tan/image1xl.jpg).
Trying too hard is a waste of your time, money and energy, tone it back a bit, you'll look more natural but still very much a sharp dresser.
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bottom line (and i've said this ad nauseam) the problem isn't me, it is the bitches in this area- they don't know what they are missing
i'm just gonna save up and move. Plus, i'm sooo sick of northeast winters
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You are very insecure and that's why you aren't finding love.
Girls like men they can be comfortable around and something about your body language must make them turn the other way to perma bulkers.
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Style wise I think you're going too far Johnny. People tend to be drawn to people that are authentic, when you tan too much, shave strip moustaches, pluck eyebrows, apply too much gel, it makes you way too sculpted/stylized. It makes you look unauthentic. People/girls will find it hard to take you at face value,'is he gay? he's slicker than an oil patch, can I trust him?'. In my book you're not that far off from guido, but with some different accents, and as I recall that's not really the look you wanted. Btw I think you would be perfect for a 'dandy look'.
Tight shirts are fine, body-tight shirts are wrong, go for natural fabrics without the awful stretch-factor. There's some really nice shirts by a brand called Gentilluomo, but almost every self respecting brand has slim fit dress-shirts these days. Avoid too bold stripes, esp diagonal! fine prints, lots of floral prints are the nice, or just a basic single colour shirt, in that case make sure the fabric quality is top notch. Low rising jeans with a slender straight leg, just a bit of a wash look nice and will look dressed up with a nice jacket. Regarding shoes; classic styles but with a twist, bit of a pointier nose, it's classy but edgy: (http://imagecache.asos.com/inv/S/76/749/563624/Tan/image1xl.jpg).
Trying too hard is a waste of your time, money and energy, tone it back a bit, you'll look more natural but still very much a sharp dresser.
wow...
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You are very insecure and that's why you aren't finding love.
Girls like men they can be comfortable around and something about your body language must make them turn the other way to perma bulkers.
no...it is because the girls around these parts are retarded and don't know what is good for them
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Style wise I think you're going too far Johnny. People tend to be drawn to people that are authentic, when you tan too much, shave strip moustaches, pluck eyebrows, apply too much gel, it makes you way too sculpted/stylized. It makes you look unauthentic. People/girls will find it hard to take you at face value,'is he gay? he's slicker than an oil patch, can I trust him?'. In my book you're not that far off from guido, but with some different accents, and as I recall that's not really the look you wanted. Btw I think you would be perfect for a 'dandy look'.
Tight shirts are fine, body-tight shirts are wrong, go for natural fabrics without the awful stretch-factor. There's some really nice shirts by a brand called Gentilluomo, but almost every self respecting brand has slim fit dress-shirts these days. Avoid too bold stripes, esp diagonal! fine prints, lots of floral prints are the nice, or just a basic single colour shirt, in that case make sure the fabric quality is top notch. Low rising jeans with a slender straight leg, just a bit of a wash look nice and will look dressed up with a nice jacket. Regarding shoes; classic styles but with a twist, bit of a pointier nose, it's classy but edgy: (http://imagecache.asos.com/inv/S/76/749/563624/Tan/image1xl.jpg).
Trying too hard is a waste of your time, money and energy, tone it back a bit, you'll look more natural but still very much a sharp dresser.
with all due respect but don't give me fashion advice
you're not impressing me with your talk of fabric quality, bold colors and what "season" i am.
save your educating for one of the "Ed Hardy" wearing schmucks on here
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No name. You're making a mistake moving to L.A. Lets look at this logically. Women in L.A expect more. You're not rich. You're average looking. You're not connected. You're not stylish (everyone in L.A was dressing like you 3 years ago. What's going to make them want you more than the thousands of guys who are rich, stylish, connected or famous?
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No name. You're making a mistake moving to L.A. Lets look at this logically. Women in L.A expect more. You're not rich. You're average looking. You're not connected. You're not stylish (everyone in L.A was dressing like you 3 years ago. What's going to make them want you more than the thousands of guys who are rich, stylish, connected or famous?
not moving to LA
probably vegas
as a trainer I can make more money
plus, i can avoid that seasonal depression i get during the long northeast winters
btw, who are you to talk about fashion, with all due respect. It is like everyone on this forum is Tom Ford or anna wintour.
Please, Mr. Ford, describe to me what makes a great bespoke suit
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not moving to LA
probably vegas
as a trainer I can make more money
plus, i can avoid that seasonal depression i get during the long northeast winters
btw, who are you to talk about fashion, with all due respect. It is like everyone on this forum is Tom Ford or anne wintour.
Please, Mr. Ford, describe to me what makes a great bespoke suit
I'm not giving you fashion advice I'm saying that everyone in L.A dressed like you do now three years ago. As I've said, my best friend lives out in L.A and I visit him a few times a year and he takes me out all over the city. It's not a dig, it's a fact. Chrome hearts, Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier was "trendy" 3 - 4 years ago in L.A.
Most of my suits are Zegna's and that's pretty self explanatory.
Vegas could be a good move for you. But Miami would be better. Move down to southbeach and get a job as a trainer or manager at one of the hotels on Collins. You'd fit in perfectly in Miami.
Contact these hotels:
Delano
Shore Club
Raleigh
The Standard
Ritz
Loews
etc
I could see you doing this
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i think the real question is "why does everyone take themselves so seriously here?"
seriously, don't you all realize that this forum isn't real, right?
so, with that being said, you might as well make a joke out of it
oh yeah, which reminds me, I have a awesome sense of humor and the girls in this area apparently don't like that either
Exactly man
I posted pics of my friend pretending (I swear) to rape me
Have some fun,thats what its about
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no...it is because the girls around these parts are retarded and don't know what is good for them
No offense, but how do you think you're better than these other guys? Or that you're good for these girls? You're a stripper and a trainer who lives pay check to pay check at 31. You probably don't strike many women as relationship material. Not trying to be a dick, but you seem to be pretty arrogant for a guy that has little to show for it.
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I'm not giving you fashion advice I'm saying that everyone in L.A dressed like you do now three years ago. As I've said, my best friend lives out in L.A and I visit him a few times a year and he takes me out all over the city. It's not a dig, it's a fact. Chrome hearts, Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier was "trendy" 3 - 4 years ago in L.A.
Most of my suits are Zegna's and that's pretty self explanatory.
Vegas could be a good move for you. But Miami would be better. Move down to southbeach and get a job as a trainer or manager at one of the hotels on Collins. You'd fit in perfectly in Miami.
Contact these hotels:
Delano
Shore Club
Raleigh
The Standard
Ritz
Loews
etc
i like miami as well but i have a "in" at a certain chain gym over in vegas. Sure, like any personal training job, just cuz you got the job doesn't mean you get clients- that falls on you. But, I know that in a vain town like vegas (and miami, for that matter) i will do well.
Plus, i can always fall back on stripping (even though i've realized that i'm getting to old/bored with it). Hey, the money is really that good........and tax free.
I don't know if Miami gets alot of that hurricane action though.
also, i'm more west coast bound cuz of the proximity to L.A. and Arizona.
btw, i don't have ed hardy or ed hardy inspired clothing in my closet. I'm not gonna name drop what is in my closet cuz that is kinda toolish
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No offense, but how do you think you're better than these other guys? Or that you're good for these girls? You're a stripper and a trainer who lives pay check to pay check at 31. You probably don't strike many women as relationship material. Not trying to be a dick, but you seem to be pretty arrogant for a guy that has little to show for it.
actually, you are spot on...except for the "31" thing. I'll be 31 in august
I am a arrogant guy (however, i know not to play "the dick" when i'm rapping to a girl who like "nice guys").
I'm not relationship material (that, I will never conceal....but i wont ever say "hey bitch, i just wanna bang ya)
but with all this being said, why wouldn't a some random puta still want to go home with someone who is hitting just above the Mendoza line when they can go home with Tony Gwynn
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i like miami as well but i have a "in" at a certain chain gym over in vegas. Sure, like any personal training job, just cuz you got the job doesn't mean you get clients- that falls on you. But, I know that in a vain town like vegas (and miami, for that matter) i will do well.
Plus, i can always fall back on stripping (even though i've realized that i'm getting to old/bored with it). Hey, the money is really that good........and tax free.
I don't know if Miami gets alot of that hurricane action though.
also, i'm more west coast bound cuz of the proximity to L.A. and Arizona.
btw, i don't have ed hardy or ed hardy inspired clothing in my closet. I'm not gonna name drop what is in my closet cuz that is kinda toolish
Miami's hurricane season is in the summer. But if you ask me, I'd rather get hit with a Hurricane than a earthquake. Plus, southbeach has amazing weather for 9 months out of the year. L.A is cool, but judging from your personality I'd say Miami would be a home run for you. The lifestyle is loud and brash. you'd fit right in.
I know you don't wear Ed Hardy, but you wear loud shirts that are similar. Being a trainer in L.A is going to suck.
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Miami's hurricane season is in the summer. But if you ask me, I'd rather get hit with a Hurricane than a earthquake. Plus, southbeach has amazing weather for 9 months out of the year. L.A is cool, but judging from your personality I'd say Miami would be a home run for you. The lifestyle is loud and brash. you'd fit right in.
I know you don't wear Ed Hardy, but you wear loud shirts that are similar. Being a trainer in L.A is going to suck.
actually, if i was gonna go to the west coast, it would most likely be in Vegas, not LA.
I can't afford LA and i'm not one for even the slightest bit of traffic so LA is out of the question
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actually, if i was gonna go to the west coast, it would most likely be in Vegas, not LA.
I can't afford LA and i'm not one for even the slightest bit of traffic so LA is out of the question
I know shit about Vegas so I can't comment. personally, I'd feel weird living away from the Ocean. I love southbeach, if it wasn't a tourism/vanity based economy I'd open a business there in a second.
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Most of my suits are Zegna's and that's pretty self explanatory.
:D :D :D :D
oh brother
we have another rich smart strong poster hahahahahha
how's your semipro softball league going ? huh ?
last I heard you got headbutted during an argument by some fat butch lesbian and you missed 4 games w/ " injuries" :D
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if it wasn't a tourism/vanity based economy I'd open a business there in a second.
that much?!
hmmmmmm
and my spainish is okay
bottom line, i'm gonna have to save up at least 6k before i move to either place
thanx for the input
hey kids, their is a lesson to be learned:
If you can't get laid or nobody likes you in the city you currently live in, don't learn to adapt- just move
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with all due respect but don't give me fashion advice
you're not impressing me with your talk of fabric quality, bold colors and what "season" i am.
save your educating for one of the "Ed Hardy" wearing schmucks on here
I'm not trying to impress you, but at stylewise you come across as a group you don't want any affiliation with (guidos). There's not that many people around your kind of of introspection and the ability to laugh at yourself, you're far from a guido.
I've had a similar issue, been called too slick, a playa, while that's really the last thing I am. I've made a few slight changes, while still being able to dress how I like and people have a very different impression of me.
In many situations there's not much chance for a second impression, if you're too ambiguous or are hard to gauge, people tend not to take risks.
And your style, i'm sorry, is not euro, hence the detailed style advice perhaps. Let's all please avoid any and all use of the term euro unless it's the currency. There's so much cultural/style variety in europe (and any continent for that matter) that you can't ever catch it under one label.
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i wear white reeboks.
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There's so much cultural/style variety in europe (and any continent for that matter) that you can't ever catch it under one label.
qft
this is a very good point actually
as for the "guido" thing- i've never gotten "you dress like a guido"....I have, however, gotten "you dress like a gay" several times
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yes, Johnnynoname- model, stripper, personal trainer, "beautiful Person", AIDS patient ;D is in fact also a lonely person in this piece of shit town
mind you, I know how to talk to girls, I know how to make eye contact , listen THEN respond to what they say, be charming, yadadadadada
fact in this matter is that girls don't like guys who look better in their jeans then they do-----fucking bitches
truth be told, the guys who get all the pussy here are permabulkers who have alot of celtic tattoo's on there forearms.
so, until i can afford to move to L.A. (or just become a gay) i'm pretty much stuck with my left hand and whatever dry humping/BJs i get at stripping gigs (which doesnt count cuz that isn't real love-it's just a illusion)
FTW
meltdown
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qft
this is a very good point actually
as for the "guido" thing- i've never gotten "you dress like a guido"....I have, however, gotten "you dress like a gay" several times
I see, the point I tried to make (which I should've done more clearly) is that people almost immediately pigeon-hole someone else based on their appearance, blame stereotyping. It takes effort and time to make people see there's more to you than meets the eye, but it's not often you get that chance. Certainly not in a visual and superficial environment like a bar or club. It's bizarre what different kind of attention I get when I change my attire, as if that's my only defining quality...annoying but true.
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i'd rather look gay than like a guido ;D
fags have better taste in clothing and are actually well spoken (gr)
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agreed, Imo guido style is obnoxious and tasteless
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agreed, Imo guido style is obnoxious and tasteless
....and loud
not loud in a versace in the mid 80's type way
i mean loud in a Ughh type way
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....and loud
not loud in a versace in the mid 80's type way
i mean loud in a Ughh type way
isn't everything New Jersey loud? ;D
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:D :D :D :D
oh brother
we have another rich smart strong poster hahahahahha
how's your semipro softball league going ? huh ?
last I heard you got headbutted during an argument by some fat butch lesbian and you missed 4 games w/ " injuries" :D
Would you bet your account on my claims in this thread?
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no...it is because the girls around these parts are retarded and don't know what is good for them
How would you be good for them?
1. You don't have have money to take them out because you spend money on trivial shit.
2. You would pre-ejaculate because you don't get women often enough.
3. You would be more concerned with checking if your shirt has a wrinkle in it, then paying attention to them.
Your priorities are all fucked.
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How would you be good for them?
1. You don't have have money to take them out because you spend money on trivial shit.
2. You would pre-ejaculate because you don't get women often enough.
3. You would be more concerned with checking if your shirt has a wrinkle in it, then paying attention to them.
Your priorities are all fucked.
i agree with you on 1 and 3
but i still can control my load so number 2 is flawed
plus, so what if i were to prematurely ejaculate- you ever think that it isn't my fault, rather it is her fault that i would cum to fast. Maybe the pussy wasn't that good and i just wanted to finish up and leave; kinda like when you go see a shitty movie and walk out mid movie
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i agree with you on 1 and 3
but i still can control my load so number 2 is flawed
plus, so what if i were to prematurely ejaculate- you ever think that it isn't my fault, rather it is her fault that i would cum to fast. Maybe the pussy wasn't that good and i just wanted to finish up and leave; kinda like when you go see a shitty movie and walk out mid movie
number 2 was more of a joke...
Well, do you want to work on 1 and 3 or not?
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number 2 was more of a joke...
Well, do you want to work on 1 and 3 or not?
honestly, no
but.....what i will do is be like "Dexter" and just conceal my "vain-ness" and try and fit in
this analogy will be lost on you if you are not a fan of the show "dexter", btw
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honestly, no
but.....what i will do is be like "Dexter" and just conceal my "vain-ness" and try and fit in
this analogy will be lost on you if you are not a fan of the show "dexter", btw
how did the myspace experiment pan out?
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how did the myspace experiment pan out?
i deleted my myspace awhile ago
a) i couldn't get any friends cuz i don't many people around here and all my other friends had facebook
it is kinda creepy asking out a girl on myspace on when you have 3 friends
i was, however, able to score this on model mayhem
(http://www.iceimage.net/view_thumb.php?id=035342012&name=1178415002_bree_condengallery.jpg)
(http://www.thequestforit.com/photos/las_vegas/guess_model_bree_conden_pure_invite.jpg)
btw, for those of you who call bullshit, i do have her phone number
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i deleted my myspace awhile ago
a) i couldn't get any friends cuz i don't many people around here and all my other friends had facebook
it is kinda creepy asking out a girl on myspace on when you have 3 friends
i was, however, able to score this on model mayhem
(http://www.iceimage.net/view_thumb.php?id=035342012&name=1178415002_bree_condengallery.jpg)
(http://www.thequestforit.com/photos/las_vegas/guess_model_bree_conden_pure_invite.jpg)
btw, for those of you who call bullshit, i do have her phone number
did you at least shoot a load on her face?
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i deleted my myspace awhile ago
a) i couldn't get any friends cuz i don't many people around here and all my other friends had facebook
it is kinda creepy asking out a girl on myspace on when you have 3 friends
i was, however, able to score this on model mayhem
(http://www.iceimage.net/view_thumb.php?id=035342012&name=1178415002_bree_condengallery.jpg)
(http://www.thequestforit.com/photos/las_vegas/guess_model_bree_conden_pure_invite.jpg)
btw, for those of you who call bullshit, i do have her phone number
Are you gonna trade eyeliner application secrets? :-*
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did you at least shoot a load on her face?
she hasn't come to NY yet but that bitch is INSATIABLE when it comes to phone sex and cock pix
that shower pic for playgirl got me that bitch, mind you
oh, and she apparently fucked colin farrell per google search
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Are you gonna trade eyeliner application secrets? :-*
maybe, but she will definatley give me oral...i hope
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actually, if i was gonna go to the west coast, it would most likely be in Vegas, not LA.
I can't afford LA and i'm not one for even the slightest bit of traffic so LA is out of the question
JNN- let me help you out... Vegas, ain't the West Coast- Las Vegas is in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Also, traffic in Las Vegas is very poor. The infastructure of that town never grew to match it's new population. At many intersections, you will wait 3 - 4 cycles of the light before you make it through. If traffic bothers you, you may wish to rethink Las Vegas.
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JNN- let me help you out... Vegas, ain't the West Coast- Las Vegas is in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Also, traffic in Las Vegas is very poor. The infastructure of that town never grew to match it's new population. At many intersections, you will wait 3 - 4 cycles of the light before you make it through. If traffic bothers you, you may wish to rethink Las Vegas.
i get ya
but, to clarify, it is "west coast" relative to where i'm currently at (NY) but then again i do see your point
i hate to hear that about the traffic.
however, a quick look a craig's list shows that the rent for a 1 bedroom is actually pretty good.
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JNN,
Croatch is trying to rent out one of the rooms in his house. Its not far from the strip and I bet he will let it go for under $600/month.
i get ya
but, to clarify, it is "west coast" relative to where i'm currently at (NY) but then again i do see your point
i hate to hear that about the traffic.
however, a quick look a craig's list shows that the rent for a 1 bedroom is actually pretty good.
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JNN,
Croatch is trying to rent out one of the rooms in his house. Its not far from the strip and I bet he will let it go for under $600/month.
i'm looking to save up before the move. Plus, i have to decide if i'm either going to miami or LV
either way, i'm moving after the new years resolution crowd slows down at the gym job so i'm at least stuck here till April 2010.
He'll, probably, not want to wait that long
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JNN,
Croatch is trying to rent out one of the rooms in his house. Its not far from the strip and I bet he will let it go for under $600/month.
Permabulkers and bottom-twinks living together is a bad idea.
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Go to Tampa Jonny. Good women there and the work is pretty good there also. The east coast of Florida is nasty as shit. Sarasota is also a nice place to live at and it is home to one of the Top Ten most Beautiful Beaches in the world. There are many USF coed's bouncing around on the beach and the pussy is easy 8)
If you are looking for women, good time, beach...come see where i live ;)
I love it here in Bradenton, Florida and do not miss that cold, Snow and Ice :-*
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Go to Tampa Jonny. Good women there and the work is pretty good there also. The east coast of Florida is nasty as shit. Sarasota is also a nice place to live at and it is home to one of the Top Ten most Beautiful Beaches in the world. There are many USF coed's bouncing around on the beach and the pussy is easy 8)
If you are looking for women, good time, beach...come see where i live ;)
I love it here in Bradenton, Florida and do not miss that cold, Snow and Ice :-*
yep
tampa is on my short list as well
bottom line, I won't be moving for at least a year cuz i need to *gulp* save up and i want to wait till the next big money period for personal trainers to come and go (the "new years resolution" crowd)
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yep
tampa is on my short list as well
bottom line, I won't be moving for at least a year cuz i need to *gulp* save up and i want to wait till the next big money period for personal trainers to come and go (the "new years resolution" crowd)
There are a million personal trainers down here. They range from 18 and up. I hope you also have something else to fall back on and their alot of strippers down here also. You can strip down here easy. Tampa has alot of women that are about to get married and you could do alot of shows like that and problary make more then what you make up in New York. Brah, i would just go ahead and make the move while it is summer. You should have about 10k saved or more or what about your 401k? Take some money out of there and find a place and there ya go!
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There are a million personal trainers down here. They range from 18 and up. I hope you also have something else to fall back on and their alot of strippers down here also. You can strip down here easy. Tampa has alot of women that are about to get married and you could do alot of shows like that and problary make more then what you make up in New York. Brah, i would just go ahead and make the move while it is summer. You should have about 10k saved or more or what about your 401k? Take some money out of there and find a place and there ya go!
lol at 401k ;D
seriously though, i have to save up before any type of move and that will take me time
plus, i don't want to break this current lease yet
I figure that i want to move around the same time my current lease runs out (which is this time next year)
so, it is ,basically, another year in "Shawshank" for me
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lol at 401k ;D
seriously though, i have to save up before any type of move and that will take me time
plus, i don't want to break this current lease yet
I figure that i want to move around the same time my current lease runs out (which is this time next year)
so, it is ,basically, another year in "Shawshank" for me
Jonny, you do have a 401k, Right??
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If you can't get laid or nobody likes you in the city you currently live in, don't learn to adapt- just move
Absolutely. I've told a mate of mine this so many times it's ridiculous.
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YOu would be surprised- his roomie situation is like a revolving door! ;D
i'm looking to save up before the move. Plus, i have to decide if i'm either going to miami or LV
either way, i'm moving after the new years resolution crowd slows down at the gym job so i'm at least stuck here till April 2010.
He'll, probably, not want to wait that long
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YOu would be surprised- his roomie situation is like a revolving door! ;D
That's a good sign. Maybe Crotche's roomates get sick of him hating on everything and "owning" juicers on getbig 23 hours a day ;)
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i think the real question is "why does everyone take themselves so seriously here?"
seriously, don't you all realize that this forum isn't real, right?
What's not real with it?
It's as real as it gets!
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that's some crazy shit, johnny
hook us up with a password
http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=young155/home.htm
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that's some crazy shit, johnny
hook us up with a password
http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=young155/home.htm
dancing bear is awesome but i'm a bigger fan of party hardcore
the thing they don't tell you about either of thoe two sites is that
- they are both based outside of the US so their isn't any public decency laws- therefore it is pretty much everything goes
-not all the girls in those audiences are amateurs. A majority are "Pro's" who get the action going and , hopefully, the amateurs will join in
most shows in the states are tame depending on where it is held and how far the host is willing to go
most revue shows (in the US) you can not go fully nude...you can, however, bring a chic in the back and well you know
most private shows (like at a apartment) you can go as far as whoever hires you will let you. If they say nothing, you have to feel it out if you can go full nude and/or do the whole full whip cream treatment