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even though i said i was gonna take a sabbatical from stripping, I took a gig last night. Actually, it wasn't a sabbatical per se- it was advice from my therapist. Something about resolving my "intimacy issues" or whatever. I mean come on, does a man who has to validate himself by going into a stranger's house, taking off all his clothes and dry humping a girl till he has semi permanent rug burns on his knees sound like a dude with "intimacy issues" ?! well, actually, it does but that is besides the point
anyway, had a 45 minute show last night and it was a gig where they wanted full nudity. Thankfully, i "tied off" and it was legit "dancing bear/ party hardcore" type action. and these were pure bred white girls- not a ethnic broad in the house. Blonde, some young, some cougars- i would the say that the homliest girl there was at least a "7"
the kicker was at the end of the night where i get dressed to leave and make small talk with everyone i come to find out that these are all teachers at a *********** high school.
the interaction went like this (no lie)
random blonde girl- "so is this all you do for a living"
me- "actually, I came to this country to be a gymnist, but that didn't work out, so i'm working as a personal trainer at ****'s until my acting career starts. What? you really think I was a cop. lol. So what do you guys do?"
other random blonde (with a insane tan) "oh, we're teachers at ********"
me "Really?!?! excuse me- i think i just came"
everyone lol'd at that line
dare i say that my "spank bank" is full for AT LEAST a year after last night- i've already beaten it twice since midnight- I will use the Law and order: SVU marathon on USA as recovery time
so anyway, the moral of the story is if you do the tabata protocol, tan at least 5 days a week, make up a backstory about being a croatian gymnist named "milos" making a living as a personal trainer/stripper then you will (sometime in your life) have a blonde volleyball coach licking whip cream off your "tied off" dong sometime in your life
the end
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I would imagine that using a cock ring or some other means of getting tied off, is probably not very good for the equipment as you are cutting off circulation for a long time.
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I would imagine that using a cock ring or some other means of getting tied off, is probably not very good for the equipment as you are cutting off circulation for a long time.
it is a "light tie" off meaning i don't double up on the rubber band.
plus, i've worked up to the point that i can handle 45 minutes and i "air out" the "tie off" every couple of minutes
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I think I might have herpes
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Johnny, you threads are the best! they offer deep insight into life's mysteries.
why are you spanking off when there are room full of lusting teachers? did any of these teacher proposition you?
I wanted to ask about the "tieing off", but you know what somethings are best left unexplained..
job thread, please post more
PS..only in America do men have a "therapist"..in other countries we just beat our wives to work out any personal issues.
even though i said i was gonna take a sabbatical from stripping, I took a gig last night. Actually, it wasn't a sabbatical per se- it was advice from my therapist. Something about resolving my "intimacy issues" or whatever. I mean come on, does a man who has to validate himself by going into a stranger's house, taking off all his clothes and dry humping a girl till he has semi permanent rug burns on his knees sound like a dude with "intimacy issues" ?! well, actually, it does but that is besides the point
anyway, had a 45 minute show last night and it was a gig where they wanted full nudity. Thankfully, i "tied off" and it was legit "dancing bear/ party hardcore" type action. and these were pure bred white girls- not a ethnic broad in the house. Blonde, some young, some cougars- i would the say that the homliest girl there was at least a "7"
the kicker was at the end of the night where i get dressed to leave and make small talk with everyone i come to find out that these are all teachers at a *********** high school.
the interaction went like this (no lie)
random blonde girl- "so is this all you do for a living"
me- "actually, I came to this country to be a gymnist, but that didn't work out, so i'm working as a personal trainer at ****'s until my acting career starts. What? you really think I was a cop. lol. So what do you guys do?"
other random blonde (with a insane tan) "oh, we're teachers at ********"
me "Really?!?! excuse me- i think i just came"
everyone lol'd at that line
dare i say that my "spank bank" is full for AT LEAST a year after last night- i've already beaten it twice since midnight- I will use the Law and order: SVU marathon on USA as recovery time
so anyway, the moral of the story is if you do the tabata protocol, tan at least 5 days a week, make up a backstory about being a croatian gymnist named "milos" making a living as a personal trainer/stripper then you will (sometime in your life) have a blonde volleyball coach licking whip cream off your "tied off" dong sometime in your life
the end
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I think I might have herpes
Symptoms my son?
ta ta
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did any of these teacher proposition you?
you usually have to feel that part out at the end of the night. "feel that part out" as in you will see a girl with that "drunk girl look" in her eyes and you will focus in on that girl at the end of the night when you are getting dressed and talking with everyone. You will motion toward her, make alot of eye contact with her and, hopefully, she will whisper in your ear about going to the bathroom to make out. That hasn't happened in a while actually as most girls are HUGE teases..even though they will act like animals during the show
what will also usually happen is they will go out after the show and call you from where they are partying and will ask to join you- that didn't happen last night
I wanted to ask about the "tieing off", but you know what somethings are best left unexplained..
before you get to the show, you stop at a restroom somewhere
you start beating off with KY till you get a good boner then you get a rubber band and tie it around the base of you cock (behind the balls) so you will have something to really show.
job thread, please post more
the original "stripper" thread got moved to general topics aka the place where good threads go to die
PS..only in America do men have a "therapist"..in other countries we just beat our wives to work out any personal issues.
no truer words have been spoken my friend
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Symptoms my son?
ta ta
Kinda like a shaving rash that itches .... Im gonna have to have it checked out, and Ive only been with the same girl now for weeks also, Im gonna fucking headbutt her if this is herpes.
But I dont want to ask her yet, because what if its not and then she thinks I have it lol.
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what is a 'tied off' dong? i was thinking about going into dancing myself
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what is a 'tied off' dong? i was thinking about going into dancing myself
i already answered that but i'll do it again
before you get to the show, you stop at a restroom somewhere
you start beating off with KY till you get a good boner then you get a rubber band and tie it around the base of you cock (behind the balls) so you will have something to really show.
also, you can also take a 1/4 of 100mg of viagra as well just to get just enough of a pump in your cock cuz it is just enough to get some blood going but not too much to give you a full stiffy. You don't want a full hard one cuz it will be hard to move with a 100mg viagra induced erection. You want size but you want mobility as well
"tying off" will give you that size but it won't make you stiff so you can move. you will end up with a cock that is huge and floppy
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what country did u come from johnny
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what country did u come from johnny
America but i do that whole "I'm really a Croatian gymnyst named Milos" thing as my own personal joke. Basically, it is a joke that is only funny to me
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I'm watching "The Fabulous Life Presents: Jaw Dropping Celebrity Splurges"
it's actually making me sick
good thread from JNN, by the way
hoping to see you on VH1 one of these days
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Post some pics or videos. Otherwise very boring.
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hoping to see you on VH1 one of these days
I hope so too cuz my "daddy issues" aren't gonna fix themselves
Post some pics or videos. Otherwise very boring.
i wish i had pics as well that way i don't have to rely so much on memory
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I hope so too cuz my "daddy issues" aren't gonna fix themselves
i wish i had pics as well that way i don't have to rely so much on memory
Its easy. You bring camera everywhere.
Or,cellphone camera is enough and better than nothing.
No image= didnt happen.
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Its easy. You bring camera everywhere.
Or,cellphone camera is enough and better than nothing.
No image= didnt happen.
*takes notes*
btw, did you ever compete with Taiji Ishimori?
EDIT:
note to self: find way to hide cell phone in rectum
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*takes notes*
btw, did you ever compete with Taiji Ishimori?
EDIT:
note to self: find way to hide cell phone in rectum
Taiji Ishimori?
Who is this?
I have competed only once in japan.
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Milos is a Serbian name. Just giving you a heads up for when you run into a real croat/serb that'll question you. So i'd either change the name to a croatian one or say you're a Croat Serb.
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Taiji Ishimori?
Who is this?
I have competed only once in japan.
he wrestles for NOAH but he does shows in japan as well
last year he posed to "Spartan X" which was Misawa's theme
(http://www.noah.co.jp/imgs/newsimg/090727_03.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3082/2663585772_dbcca02e6f.jpg?v=0)
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*takes notes*
btw, did you ever compete with Taiji Ishimori?
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note to self: find way to hide cell phone in rectum
I have googled it now.
A handsome wrestler. Must be popular among chics.
Was he a BBer?
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Milos is a Serbian name. Just giving you a heads up for when you run into a real croat/serb that'll question you. So i'd either change the name to a croatian one or say you're a Croat Serb.
thanks for the heads up
my new "real name" will be "mirko filopovic"
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he wrestles for NOAH but he does shows in japan as well
last year he posed to "Spartan X" which was Misawa's theme
(http://www.noah.co.jp/imgs/newsimg/090727_03.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3082/2663585772_dbcca02e6f.jpg?v=0)
Wow! Lookin good.
But he competes in US doesnt he?
His physic is a juicers physic obviously.
Its tough to compete in japan for juicers.
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thanks for the heads up
my new "real name" will be "mirko filopovic"
lol.
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thanks for the heads up
my new "real name" will be "mirko filopovic"
Dont u focking dare >:(
(http://www.fightresource.com/images/MirkoFilipovic.jpg)
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Wow! Lookin good.
But he competes in US doesnt he?
His physic is a juicers physic obviously.
Its tough to compete in japan for juicers.
he wrestled for Ring of Honor once i think
as for bodybuilding, he competed in japan
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Dont u focking dare >:(
(http://www.fightresource.com/images/MirkoFilipovic.jpg)
it's either that or Frank Dux......or Kurt Sloane
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he wrestled for Ring of Honor once i think
as for bodybuilding, he competed in japan
But maybe he competes in American base like Yokota.
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he wrestles for NOAH but he does shows in japan as well
last year he posed to "Spartan X" which was Misawa's theme
(http://www.noah.co.jp/imgs/newsimg/090727_03.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3082/2663585772_dbcca02e6f.jpg?v=0)
Is that NASSER in the purple shirt? :D
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Is that NASSER in the purple shirt? :D
he doesn't sell his soiled thongs on the internet....
...at least, not to me ;D
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he doesn't sell his soiled thongs on the internet....
...at least, not to me ;D
How much work do you put in 2 not get layed ???
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How much work do you put in 2 not get layed ???
I put alot of effort in not getting laid.
My life is a movie called "the 30 year old egomaniac who gets laid like he was the 40 year old virgin" :)
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I put alot of effort in not getting laid.
My life is a movie called "the 30 year old egomaniac who gets laid like he was the 40 year old virgin" :)
Go Johnny you are living the life man
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johnny i enjoy jacking off while im "tied off" too, it makes me come 2 times as hard as there is more fluid and pressure coming out of the shaft, be careful
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how much $ do you pull for that 45 minute set?
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wal-mart bag full of 1's
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how much $ do you pull for that 45 minute set?
I get half of what the agency charges upfront ($90) plus tips. and believe it or not I do good in tips. At the VERY LEAST I make 100 in tips
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wal-mart bag full of 1's
exactly. I'd post the pic again but I'm on my iPhone now (/gayness) and i'm not up to copy and paste now
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johnny i enjoy jacking off while im "tied off" too, it makes me come 2 times as hard as there is more fluid and pressure coming out of the shaft, be careful
autoerotica - be careful it got David Carridine fun though
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classic thread - shame they moved it
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/cash2.jpg)
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johnny i enjoy jacking off while im "tied off" too, it makes me come 2 times as hard as there is more fluid and pressure coming out of the shaft, be careful
I find it hard to cum when Im tied off. I might have a timid urethra
classic thread - shame they moved it
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/cash2.jpg)
i remember that night. U know that at least 10 of those dollars were sticky from whip cream
I think the people at the bank think I own a ice cream place :)
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Johnny, Excellent post bro.
Ever give any thought of writing a book about all your "adventures"?
You could even "embellish" them a little bit an the next thing you know it could be a Movie of the Week.
PS: wifey Loves when I tie off. I've always heard it called a "Raggedy Ann" that is to say to stay hard all night you grab a strand of Red yarn of Raggedy Ann's head and tie it around the base of your cock and you'll stay hard even after you climax. HENCE the name "Raggedy Ann" LOL.
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Johnny, Excellent post bro.
Ever give any thought of writing a book about all your "adventures"?
You could even "embellish" them a little bit an the next thing you know it could be a Movie of the Week.
PS: wifey Loves when I tie off. I've always heard it called a "Raggedy Ann" that is to say to stay hard all night you grab a strand of Red yarn of Raggedy Ann's head and tie it around the base of your cock and you'll stay hard even after you climax. HENCE the name "Raggedy Ann" LOL.
i can honestly say that their really is no need for me to embellish given some of the hardcore experiences i've experienced.
I don't know about a book but i'm definately looking to make this into some sort of show.
as for the raggedy ann, are you actually getting a stiff erection or more of a floppy dick that is gorged with blood?
again, for me, i like to use the tye off to get me that size with mobility
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America but i do that whole "I'm really a Croatian gymnyst named Milos" thing as my own personal joke. Basically, it is a joke that is only funny to me
JNN based on your posts you seem like a good dude, pretty funny; glad you're here.
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America but i do that whole "I'm really a Croatian gymnyst named Milos" thing as my own personal joke. Basically, it is a joke that is only funny to me
No, no. It's funny. All the way funny.
Your posts are gold. Pure gold.
I think you might be most entertaining poster on GetBig. Not 100% sure. I'll have to evaluate more. But definitely top tier.
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Great post Johnny!
I had a very similar experience on the weekend. Put whipped cream on each nipple, then down my abs and all over my tool. Then you put the towel up to give them some 'privacy' and alone time with your junk and they take the whole lot! lol.
I work in Melbourne, Australia.
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Johnny - do you ever get cock injuries, with girls trying to grab your cock etc, and getting over-enthusiastic, yanking it, or accidentally scratching it with their nails (or biting it when trying to do a drunken bj on it!)? It would be a serious worry for me if I was ever to do that at a hen's party!
When I was younger, I did once get a feel of a strippers pussy in a strip club (actually a Penthouse model) and I am pretty she had lubbed it, perhaps to reduce against the same risk of guys over-vigerously fingering it etc as she danced and sat on their laps. (This was not in the US, by the way, where I understand there are rules about not touching strippers. Rather it was at a private event, where there was quite a lot of touching and groping going on...)
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is it possible to carry on a relationship while working as a stripper, Proto and Johnny?
I've already decided if I am ever single again, I'm going to work as a male escort/ manwhore. I'll work in the cougar field, 35 to 45 years old. 5 to 8 dates per week maybe?
What kind of rate would I want to charge?
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I do know some male strippers who are in relationships but things often don't go well. One guy I know had a realtionship with a female stripper, and he was very insecure about what she was getting up to. She had fake breasts done, he went and had a penis enlargement (I am not joking). Its kind of a mixture of the gym scene, chemical enhancement scene, cafe crowd, and then night-club/rec drug crowd in the evenings... Usually not the kind of lifestyle that enables you to sustain a serious relationship long-term.
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so anyway, the moral of the story is if you do the tabata protocol, tan at least 5 days a week
jnn, I've recently been inspired by you to be more conscious of my appearance. I'm already pretty lean and people ask me all the time what I eat and any time anybody at work sees me drinking or eating anything they always want to know what it is. I hate them for that.
Now living in Hawaii, being outdoors a lot, and being of dubious ethnic origins, I sport a pretty good year round tan. Nothing world class mind you but certainly more than enough walk around color to mix in with the natives. But looking at you I just don't quite have that golden god like bronze -- almost mahogany-like hue -- that you've manage to achieve. It's reminiscent of George Hamilton in his prime. Do you use a bronzing lotion and, if so, are there any you recommend? And how do you put it on your back? I don't have any chest, back or belly hair so I think I'd take well to bronzing lotions. Any help or advice will be appreciated.
BTW, nothing wrong with your hair style. Love it. There's a pixie yet dangerous quality to it not unlike Bruce Lee in The Return of the Dragon.
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is it possible to carry on a relationship while working as a stripper, Proto and Johnny?
I've already decided if I am ever single again, I'm going to work as a male escort/ manwhore. I'll work in the cougar field, 35 to 45 years old. 5 to 8 dates per week maybe?
What kind of rate would I want to charge?
Deuce Bigalow started at $10 per date.
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Great post Johnny!
I had a very similar experience on the weekend. Put whipped cream on each nipple, then down my abs and all over my tool. Then you put the towel up to give them some 'privacy' and alone time with your junk and they take the whole lot! lol.
I work in Melbourne, Australia.
I do the towel and whipcream thing as well. I also have a baby oil portion of the show as well
the thing with whip cream is that if you are doing a show at a apartment with carpetting you have to be really careful
their will be instances that the girls will be really turned on by the fact that they will lick whip cream off me but at the same time will yell "just don't get any on the carpet"
another thing that i do sometimes is use the cuts in my abs as a resivior (sp) to drink liquor/beer out of. I have to be laid down to do this obviously
is it true that the girls in austrailia are really man hungry? Like, they aren't timid at all- they will basically rape a dude
Johnny - do you ever get cock injuries, with girls trying to grab your cock etc, and getting over-enthusiastic, yanking it, or accidentally scratching it with their nails (or biting it when trying to do a drunken bj on it!)? It would be a serious worry for me if I was ever to do that at a hen's party!
no scratches but i will get a gal who tugs to hard sometimes which i really don't mind.
I remember when i first started, i got advice that you should always let the girl know if she crosses the line by telling her gently "too hard" or "not there, honey". That advice was lost on me cuz i really don't have no limits- i'll take "love" anyway i can get it.
I do, however, get a gal who likes to bite my nipples too hard. To which i respond with a painfull laughter cuz it is ticklish and painful at the same time.
is it possible to carry on a relationship while working as a stripper, Proto and Johnny?
I've already decided if I am ever single again, I'm going to work as a male escort/ manwhore. I'll work in the cougar field, 35 to 45 years old. 5 to 8 dates per week maybe?
What kind of rate would I want to charge?
it's possible to have a relationship but a girlfriend will ALWAYS be jealous no matter how understanding she says she is.
the best thing to do is to lay it out on the table with your partner.
the thing is i'm not one for monogomy so i really haven't had to deal with the relationship issue. But, i'm assuming that honesty is always the best policy
as for an escort rate, always charge at a premium and it is up to the client whether they want to pay that. Don't sell yourself short- the idea is to get the most (money wise) out of your dates rather than doing a bunch of dates at a low rate. I would say that you should charge (minimally) 500 for the hour/session. Then their are instances where you will spend a weekend with a client where you can charge much more.
DON't GO THE CRAIGSLIST ROUTE. Find a girl who knows alot of rich broads and have her refer you. And yes, this is the same thing that happens in the HBO show "HUNG" which makes me suspect that one of the writers did their research really well.
jnn, I've recently been inspired by you to be more conscious of my appearance. I'm already pretty lean and people ask me all the time what I eat and any time anybody at work sees me drinking or eating anything they always want to know what it is. I hate them for that.
Now living in Hawaii, being outdoors a lot, and being of dubious ethnic origins, I sport a pretty good year round tan. Nothing world class mind you but certainly more than enough walk around color to mix in with the natives. But looking at you I just don't quite have that golden god like bronze -- almost mahogany-like hue -- that you've manage to achieve. It's reminiscent of George Hamilton in his prime. Do you use a bronzing lotion and, if so, are there any you recommend? And how do you put it on your back? I don't have any chest, back or belly hair so I think I'd take well to bronzing lotions. Any help or advice will be appreciated.
BTW, nothing wrong with your hair style. Love it. There's a pixie yet dangerous quality to it not unlike Bruce Lee in The Return of the Dragon.
I love return of the dragon. I don't know what was more memorable- the final fight or chuck norris' body hair ;D
actually, i'm growing out my bangs alittle and, well, lets just say that my hairstyle will be like a male version of what Rihanna has :o
I've always cycled between two lotions
one is strictly a bronzer (oc 10x by rsun) (http://www.islandsuntimes.com/05-06/images/OC%20Ten%20X%20Image.jpg)
and the other is a tingling lotion with bronzer (oc out of control by rsun) Warning- this one is HOT
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31Xqug8mPCL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
you can get them on ebay for a really good price. their is a seller on ebay called wholesaletansforu that sells it at the best price
I don't worry about getting lotion on my back. i tends to even out somehow without lotion
BTW,don't be inspired by to look better. Vanity will ultimately lead to my downfall- I forsee my death coming as a result of a freak anal bleaching accident
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Johnny - do you ever get cock injuries, with girls trying to grab your cock etc, and getting over-enthusiastic, yanking it, or accidentally scratching it with their nails (or biting it when trying to do a drunken bj on it!)? It would be a serious worry for me if I was ever to do that at a hen's party!
I injured my dick tying it off. Dancing around, your tool isn't exactly hanging, all the blood is going else where. Not to mention that you sometimes are wearing a g-string, underwear and 1 or 2 pairs of tear-away pants that is cramming everything in. Tying it off sounded like a great idea, have a massie hang that you can really give them a show with. Wasn't sure how to do it properly, how hard could it be though? Just put an elastic band around it. So about 10 minutes before I was about to go on stage I got my piece all nice and warmed up and put a rubber band around the shaft, sealing in the goodness, I was really proud of this one. Well when I was down to my underwear, I could see girls eyes bulging and whispering to their girlfriend's just staring at the mass of man flesh stuffed in my jocks. It was great. Nothing like having 140 women screaming, worshipping your cock. I secretly took the band off before exposing myself and the girls went wild, they loved it. So did I. It was a master stroke of genius, went perfect...........
I used a different elastic band the following week though. The band was a bit bigger so I put it around twice...... bad idea. Felt a bit constricted. No one noticed but when I got back stage after the show I inspected my dick and to my horror it looked like I had a BRIGHT PURPLE TESTICLE GROWING OUT THE SIDE OF MY SHAFT!!!!
My dick was purple all week. I healed ok but too scared to try it again. Had mainly been doing stage shows anyway, there is minimal penile exposure and it's more about entertaining performance. Coming into warmer months and will be doing more 'raunchy' house parties and hotel room parties. Plus I've been watching videos on 'Tales of the Dancing Bear' website, which is totally fuking awesome. So I'll be trying it again, doing it properly though this time.
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I've been injured doing topless waitering, bitten very hard while holding a full tray of drinks.
Nipple biting, teeth marks left on my traps, squirrel gripped, woman tried to finger rape my ass. I'm glad I don't do it anymore and do stripping instead. I did make a lot of money doing waitering though. We got paid $80 dollars cash for 4 hours work which is not good but I made up for it in tips. One time I made over $500, averaged around $200.
As a stripper I seem to, like Johnny said, have almost permanently scuffed knees, either from doing a knee slide, dry humping, or doing Patrick Swayze style knee spins.
I did strain a bicep lifting a particular large islander girl for dance move the other week.
I always wake up the next morning with miscellaneous soreness, cuts, bruises and abrasions that I have absolutely no idea how they got there. I don't drink either.
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I injured my dick tying it off. Dancing around, your tool isn't exactly hanging, all the blood is going else where. Not to mention that you sometimes are wearing a g-string, underwear and 1 or 2 pairs of tear-away pants that is cramming everything in. Tying it off sounded like a great idea, have a massie hang that you can really give them a show with. Wasn't sure how to do it properly, how hard could it be though? Just put an elastic band around it. So about 10 minutes before I was about to go on stage I got my piece all nice and warmed up and put a rubber band around the shaft, sealing in the goodness, I was really proud of this one. Well when I was down to my underwear, I could see girls eyes bulging and whispering to their girlfriend's just staring at the mass of man flesh stuffed in my jocks. It was great. Nothing like having 140 women screaming, worshipping your cock. I secretly took the band off before exposing myself and the girls went wild, they loved it. So did I. It was a master stroke of genius, went perfect...........
I used a different elastic band the following week though. The band was a bit bigger so I put it around twice...... bad idea. Felt a bit constricted. No one noticed but when I got back stage after the show I inspected my dick and to my horror it looked like I had a BRIGHT PURPLE TESTICLE GROWING OUT THE SIDE OF MY SHAFT!!!!
My dick was purple all week. I healed ok but too scared to try it again. Had mainly been doing stage shows anyway, there is minimal penile exposure and it's more about entertaining performance. Coming into warmer months and will be doing more 'raunchy' house parties and hotel room parties. Plus I've been watching videos on 'Tales of the Dancing Bear' website, which is totally fuking awesome. So I'll be trying it again, doing it properly though this time.
lol. tying off is serious business
the thing with tying off is that you have to work up to the point where you can handle 45 minutes. Also, it helps to "air out" the "Tye off" every once and while while performing.
I use the thinnest rubber band i can get and i also do a double tye around. also, using KY and being shaved is key as well.
the funny thing is if you have a small waist then you would wear like a size small thong. but the problem is you will have alot of trouble fitting a tied off cock into a size small thong. so you have to find one that has alot of room in front or go for one of those "cock sock" ones
but it is WELL WORTH it in the long run
another tip, is to work yourself to a certain point, tye off, wait for the blood to accumulate then take of the band and start working cranking it again then tye off. what happens here is that you will be working on a already engorged cock (lol) and getting even more blood in their. think of it as the equivalent of a "drop set" in weight lifting
and yes, the bruised knees is like a stripper's cauliflower ear. I'm getting to the point that i'm semi scarred/calloused in that area. it is mostly from the dry humping on cheap apartment carpets.
btw, i too enjoy "dancing bear" but i think that the crowd is a mix of real girls and pornstars and most of the girls who are actually doing "the work" are the pornstars.
god bless austrailia and the horny women cuz only there could a man work as a topless waiter and not have to work at a gay restaurant
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I don't wear g-strings usually. I think it looks gay. I will just wear 2-xist underwear, they look good.
If I do a g-string show I may just not wear one and just get nude under a towel and not show anything. Sometimes I will wear it, but i'm not showing my dick so no point tying it off really. If they asked for a g-string show it's a tamer show anyway, mostly PG rated lol
I've just been wearing the cock sock that you get when you get waxed or a spray tan lol. its just a string, almot nude. It somehow seems less gay haha.
I read a female pornstar's account of when she worked on the 'dancing bear' site. She said she was paid for a girl/girl scene for it but the rest of the girls were amateurs. You're right it would be some actresses doing the full sex scenes i'm sure. The reactions are real, I would say most of those are regular girls. It's fucking great lol.
Another trick is to put a towel over the girl's head while you have nothing on. I haven't done it in my show but my friend does it and they take a nibble of it quite a lot of the time lol.
I do an part with baby/ massage oil. They sometimes say 'don't get that on the carpet' too. Sometimes I just use the same bottle and put water in it. Same effect almost but the girls only get a bit of water on them they don't get covered in oil.
I'm going to do some 'enlargement exercises.' I have tried them in the past and it definitely worked, it definitely gained size, fuller and longer just during the day. Also had fuller, harder erections. Was too lazy to keep it up though. Dancing Bear has inspired me. They just can't resist abs of steel and a big swinging dick with cream on it lol.
Thanks for the tying off tips!
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Topless waitering you can sent out to private parties at a house, hotel or nightclub. Rate is usually $50 dollars an hour. I mainly worked on a male review boat cruise that goes up the yarra river.
The amount of guys that are brave enough to actually do this is very low. I always get asked if they can come and work on there but when I tell them there is a spot available they chicken out.
is it true that the girls in austrailia are really man hungry? Like, they aren't timid at all- they will basically rape a dude
Hmmm..... I wouldn't say that necessarily. Where did you hear that?
As you've seen the more opportunity you give them, ie. dangling a cream covered tied off dong in their face... they are more likely to take advantage of that lol.
I would have thought American girls were pretty crazy. When I was over there competing in the Musclemania, I got a lot of very blatant attention from black women there. They seem fun. ;)
Girls from overseas always seem more sexual, friendlier, better looking though.
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Interesting thread, thank you Johnny!
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I put alot of effort in not getting laid.
My life is a movie called "the 30 year old egomaniac who gets laid like he was the 40 year old virgin" :)
johnny,a little friendly advice.try a little reverse thinking.go out get drunk and not worry about getting laid.
it works like a charm for me ;)
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I don't wear g-strings usually. I think it looks gay. I will just wear 2-xist underwear, they look good.
If I do a g-string show I may just not wear one and just get nude under a towel and not show anything. Sometimes I will wear it, but i'm not showing my dick so no point tying it off really. If they asked for a g-string show it's a tamer show anyway, mostly PG rated lol
I've just been wearing the cock sock that you get when you get waxed or a spray tan lol. its just a string, almot nude. It somehow seems less gay haha.
you ever try two thongs?
like you would have ripaways, regular underwear, one "big thong" and then a smaller one under that.
the only thing is you can't tie off cuz that smaller thong is so small that the front part won't leave much to the imagination.
however if you do a "PG" show then it won't matter cuz you don't have to tie off
lately, i've been tempted to tie off even though i'm not going fully nude? Just so i can give them the illusion. You know better than anyone that the bulge is a big turn on
I remember picking up that towel over the head trick on the internet when i first started. It was on a cfnm site. actually, when i go "nude" that is the way i do it that way no one will get offended (if there is such thing)
i forgot where i heard about australian girls being extra horny
and yes, the black girls in the US are way flirtier with good looking white dudes
also, black girls go nuts when you suck there toes during a show. I know this from experience
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johnny,a little friendly advice.try a little reverse thinking.go out get drunk and not worry about getting laid.
it works like a charm for me ;)
will do.
btw, doesn't anyone else see the irony that i can, easily, get a girl i have never met to nearly bite off my nipple but it is like trigonometry to get a chick i meet at the bar to blow
and mind you, i have a good approach and everything- it really is just a streak of bad luck. Also, i think the fact that i'm getting so much addulation during these shows are spilling over to my love life. In other words, i'm supplementing the attention I'm getting from stripping for the love i should be getting from sex. This is why my shrink may think i have a "intimacy issue"
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Johnny - how often do your shows end up with you having full sex (either in public infront of the other girls, or in "private" on the premises - broom closet, bathroom, spare bedroom etc)? And for the improptu sex, are those all unprotected? (and do they end with you coming, and if so where do you do that? (in them, or on them? - presumably not on the carpet!)
Thanks - very interesting to hear about all this.
My experience with Oz women (not that I have stripped) is yes, they are as you have described (at least in a hens party where it all women around).
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I've been injured doing topless waitering, bitten very hard while holding a full tray of drinks.
Nipple biting, teeth marks left on my traps, squirrel gripped, woman tried to finger rape my ass. I'm glad I don't do it anymore and do stripping instead. I did make a lot of money doing waitering though. We got paid $80 dollars cash for 4 hours work which is not good but I made up for it in tips. One time I made over $500, averaged around $200.
As a stripper I seem to, like Johnny said, have almost permanently scuffed knees, either from doing a knee slide, dry humping, or doing Patrick Swayze style knee spins.
I did strain a bicep lifting a particular large islander girl for dance move the other week.
I always wake up the next morning with miscellaneous soreness, cuts, bruises and abrasions that I have absolutely no idea how they got there. I don't drink either.
dude, you make it seem like you're out there building bridges. relax, it's not that serious.
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will do.
btw, doesn't anyone else see the irony that i can, easily, get a girl i have never met to nearly bite off my nipple but it is like trigonometry to get a chick i meet at the bar to blow
and mind you, i have a good approach and everything- it really is just a streak of bad luck. Also, i think the fact that i'm getting so much addulation during these shows are spilling over to my love life. In other words, i'm supplementing the attention I'm getting from stripping for the love i should be getting from sex. This is why my shrink may think i have a "intimacy issue"
And stop making up stories.a good looking chick has heard them all and then some.besides the truth is much easier if you hit it more then once.you don't have to worry about getting caught about some bullshit you told her before.
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very informative thread actually
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Johnny - how often do your shows end up with you having full sex (either in public infront of the other girls, or in "private" on the premises - broom closet, bathroom, spare bedroom etc)?
this all depends
if you are double or triple booked on one night then you usually don't have time for any "full sex" cuz you are hurrying to make the next show. And trust me, i have never had a short trip between show to show- they seemed to be spread out in different towns in my case. The exception to this rule is if you are on your last show...and that is someone is offering and if you want to stick around. Honestly, come the last show I just want to go home and shower. I know- how weird is that
However, I would be lying if I didn't hook up per se. But still you want to play it by ear cuz you don't want to have to deal with someone saying that you took advantage of them while they were drunk
And for the improptu sex, are those all unprotected? (and do they end with you coming, and if so where do you do that? (in them, or on them? - presumably not on the carpet!)
all my sex is pretty much unprotected lol
also, this really isn't always full blown intercourse. It is (most of the times) a blowjob or a quick screw (ala Eminem and Brittny Murphy in "8mile" when they are screwing in the factory)
but then again, it all goes back to if you have to rush to make another show and if you don't, do you want to stick around and just go home, take a shower and go to bed
it's funny here is one thing that i haven't mentioned
yeah- it is girls groping you and all but it really is just another job and it can (operative word is "can") get old after a while
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And stop making up stories.a good looking chick has heard them all and then some.besides the truth is much easier if you hit it more then once.you don't have to worry about getting caught about some bullshit you told her before.
exactly
the only reason i use the made up stories is really for my entertainment- it's not like i'm lying to make up for somesort of shortcoming- it is purely for entertainment
I love telling a girl that my real name is Kurt Sloane and that my brother used to be Kickboxing champion before he became paralyzed in Thailand
I'm not joking.. I have used that one
the best part about 18 year olds is that none of them have ever seen "Kickboxer"
but alas Calvin, that joking around is getting old and somewhat boring
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exactly
the only reason i use the made up stories is really for my entertainment- it's not like i'm lying to make up for somesort of shortcoming- it is purely for entertainment
I love telling a girl that my real name is Kurt Sloane and that my brother used to be Kickboxing champion before he became paralyzed in Thailand
I'm not joking.. I have used that one
the best part about 18 year olds is that none of them have ever seen "Kickboxer"
but alas Calvin, that joking around is getting old and somewhat boring
Iv'e lied the other way.I once told the hottest girl at the bar I was a garbage man ;D
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you ever try two thongs?
like you would have ripaways, regular underwear, one "big thong" and then a smaller one under that.
the only thing is you can't tie off cuz that smaller thong is so small that the front part won't leave much to the imagination.
however if you do a "PG" show then it won't matter cuz you don't have to tie off
lately, i've been tempted to tie off even though i'm not going fully nude? Just so i can give them the illusion. You know better than anyone that the bulge is a big turn on
I remember picking up that towel over the head trick on the internet when i first started. It was on a cfnm site. actually, when i go "nude" that is the way i do it that way no one will get offended (if there is such thing)
i forgot where i heard about australian girls being extra horny
and yes, the black girls in the US are way flirtier with good looking white dudes
also, black girls go nuts when you suck there toes during a show. I know this from experience
No, never tried two thongs. My show only goes for 14 minutes normally, so no time for it.
I either get booked for a g-string show, fully nude show, raunchy strip or strawberries and cream. So no chance of offending anyone, they get what they paid for lol.
Do you do mixed parties? I did a 21st the other week and the guys were in another part of the house but I still get paid extra. After my show I heard some psycopath going berzerk while I was getting changed. I always get paid before the show so I had my cash, I slinked through the back gate, jumped in my car which was down the street and left. Always get paid first and park a little down the street so no one does anything to your car was the advice I got lol.
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No, never tried two thongs. My show only goes for 14 minutes normally, so no time for it.
I either get booked for a g-string show, fully nude show, raunchy strip or strawberries and cream. So no chance of offending anyone, they get what they paid for lol.
Do you do mixed parties? I did a 21st the other week and the guys were in another part of the house but I still get paid extra. After my show I heard some psycopath going berzerk while I was getting changed. I always get paid before the show so I had my cash, I slinked through the back gate, jumped in my car which was down the street and left. Always get paid first and park a little down the street so no one does anything to your car was the advice I got lol.
the 14 minute show is a your time on a revue show or your time on a house show were it is only you cuz i'm doing three songs (around 12 minutes) on the revue and alittle over 45 on "house" shows.
mixed shows is in male/female crowd?
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I do around 14 - 18 minutes for a review show usually, I use around 6 songs. I cut all the tracks myself so I shorten some of them so it fits better, add some voice overs sound effects etc. I normally do the exact same show at a private show, house party / hotel etc.
I watched all the shows as a waiter for a long time and I copied there formula, it's always the same.
If I get asked to do a 'raunchy' show that would entail the use of oil and more, dry humping, sexual show etc. that would cost extra and I just have an extra couple songs into the routine so it goes abit over 20 minutes. If they want a 'strawberries and cream' show, that would involve more cost and more length of time and the use of whipped cream or another favorite dessert topping for some dancing bear action. I can end the show at any time but it could go for 1/2 hour or longer depending on how much fun everyone's having (myself included) :-)
Mixed parties there could be guys in the audience yeah. Even if they are just at the house and not in the audience you still get paid more. If they are in the audience I only go down to underwear and keep it low key, as entertaining as possible, PG, no dancing bear style. lol
Then you get paid extra if you have to travel.
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I do around 14 - 18 minutes for a review show usually, I use around 6 songs. I cut all the tracks myself so I shorten some of them so it fits better, add some voice overs sound effects etc. I normally do the exact same show at a private show, house party / hotel etc.
I watched all the shows as a waiter for a long time and I copied there formula, it's always the same.
If I get asked to do a 'raunchy' show that would entail the use of oil and more, dry humping, sexual show etc. that would cost extra and I just have an extra couple songs into the routine so it goes abit over 20 minutes. If they want a 'strawberries and cream' show, that would involve more cost and more length of time and the use of whipped cream or another favorite dessert topping for some dancing bear action. I can end the show at any time but it could go for 1/2 hour or longer depending on how much fun everyone's having (myself included) :-)
Mixed parties there could be guys in the audience yeah. Even if they are just at the house and not in the audience you still get paid more. If they are in the audience I only go down to underwear and keep it low key, as entertaining as possible, PG, no dancing bear style. lol
Then you get paid extra if you have to travel.
nice, right now i'm the last guy on a three man revue show which sux cuz you don't get the crowd when they are fresh. Also, in the states there are decency laws in bars so you can't get totally nude- you can't even do the towel trick
and yes, you do get more money when dudes are in the crowd- but THERE ARE DUDES IN THE CROWD lol
...but, the money is still green
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I made my shows entertaining enough that I could not get nude at all and it would stil be fun to watch.
I "think" we have some kind of decency laws. I remember my boss told me not to get changed while we were at the shore line because there is a window where we get changed, in danger of "public exposure" When the boat was on the water it was ok. Another time I ran through the whole boat naked and she said I couldn't do that because you couldn't be exposed for longer than 3 seconds or something. lol
I make up stories too! I get tired of the same kind of questions every week, "you must hate your job all these woman grabbing you?", "you must LOVE your job all these woman grabbing you", "is this your full time job?" "you must get asked this every week!", "what nationality are you?"
Since they don't beleive me that I'm Australian because I don't look it, I make up a different ethnicity every week.
Last week my real name was Antonio Juarez, dad is Brazilian. The beleived it and said 'oh Brazillian that expalians how you got that body!!'
It makes me laugh, otherwise I say 'Australian' and they say 'no you're not!' Then I have to hear it every week.
For a 30 minute show through an agent you should be getting paid $300, keeping 240 -250, paying $50 - $60 on commision.