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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2009, 12:15:47 PM »
Wow! Lookin good.
But he competes in US doesnt he?
His physic is a juicers physic obviously.
Its tough to compete in japan for juicers.

he wrestled for Ring of Honor once i think
as for bodybuilding, he competed in japan

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2009, 12:16:31 PM »
Dont u focking dare  >:(



it's either that or Frank Dux......or Kurt Sloane

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2009, 12:17:21 PM »
he wrestled for Ring of Honor once i think
as for bodybuilding, he competed in japan
But maybe he competes in American base like Yokota.

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2009, 12:22:23 PM »
he wrestles for NOAH but he does shows in japan as well

last year he posed to "Spartan X" which was Misawa's theme



Is that NASSER in the purple shirt?  :D

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2009, 12:31:15 PM »
Is that NASSER in the purple shirt?  :D

he doesn't sell his soiled thongs on the internet....
...at least, not to me  ;D

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2009, 01:29:43 PM »
he doesn't sell his soiled thongs on the internet....
...at least, not to me  ;D


How much work do you put in 2 not get layed ???

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2009, 02:50:39 PM »

How much work do you put in 2 not get layed ???


I put alot of effort in not getting laid.

My life is a movie called  "the 30 year old egomaniac who gets laid like he was the 40 year old virgin" :)

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #32 on: August 02, 2009, 02:55:43 PM »

I put alot of effort in not getting laid.

My life is a movie called  "the 30 year old egomaniac who gets laid like he was the 40 year old virgin" :)
Go Johnny you are living the life man

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #33 on: August 02, 2009, 03:03:26 PM »
johnny i enjoy jacking off while im "tied off" too, it makes me come 2 times as hard as there is more fluid and pressure coming out of the shaft, be careful
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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #34 on: August 02, 2009, 03:09:38 PM »
how much $ do you pull for that 45 minute set?

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2009, 03:11:15 PM »
wal-mart bag full of 1's

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2009, 03:14:35 PM »
how much $ do you pull for that 45 minute set?

I get half of what the agency charges upfront ($90)  plus tips. and believe it or not I do good in tips. At the VERY LEAST I make 100 in tips

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2009, 03:16:45 PM »
wal-mart bag full of 1's

exactly. I'd post the pic again but I'm on my iPhone now (/gayness) and i'm not up to copy and paste now

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2009, 03:21:43 PM »
johnny i enjoy jacking off while im "tied off" too, it makes me come 2 times as hard as there is more fluid and pressure coming out of the shaft, be careful
autoerotica - be careful it got David Carridine fun though

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #39 on: August 02, 2009, 03:21:55 PM »
classic thread - shame they moved it


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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #40 on: August 02, 2009, 03:27:53 PM »
johnny i enjoy jacking off while im "tied off" too, it makes me come 2 times as hard as there is more fluid and pressure coming out of the shaft, be careful

I find it hard to cum when Im tied off. I might have a timid urethra


classic thread - shame they moved it



i remember that night. U know that at least 10 of those dollars were sticky from whip cream

I think the people at the bank think I own a ice cream place :)

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #41 on: August 02, 2009, 06:52:56 PM »
Johnny, Excellent post bro.

Ever give any thought of writing a book about all your "adventures"?

You could even "embellish" them a little bit an the next thing you know it could be a Movie of the Week.

PS: wifey Loves when I tie off.  I've always heard it called a "Raggedy Ann" that is to say to stay hard all night you grab a strand of Red yarn of Raggedy Ann's head and tie it around the base of your cock and you'll stay hard even after you climax.  HENCE the name "Raggedy Ann"  LOL.

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #42 on: August 02, 2009, 07:06:25 PM »
Johnny, Excellent post bro.

Ever give any thought of writing a book about all your "adventures"?

You could even "embellish" them a little bit an the next thing you know it could be a Movie of the Week.

PS: wifey Loves when I tie off.  I've always heard it called a "Raggedy Ann" that is to say to stay hard all night you grab a strand of Red yarn of Raggedy Ann's head and tie it around the base of your cock and you'll stay hard even after you climax.  HENCE the name "Raggedy Ann"  LOL.

i can honestly say that their really is no need for me to embellish given some of the hardcore experiences i've experienced.

I don't know about a book but i'm definately looking to make this into some sort of show. 

as for the raggedy ann, are you actually getting a stiff erection or more of a floppy dick that is gorged with blood?
again, for me, i like to use the tye off to get me that size with mobility

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2009, 07:47:46 PM »
America but i do that whole "I'm really a Croatian gymnyst named Milos" thing as my own personal joke.  Basically, it is a joke that is only funny to me

JNN based on your posts you seem like a good dude, pretty funny; glad you're here.

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #44 on: August 02, 2009, 08:46:16 PM »
America but i do that whole "I'm really a Croatian gymnyst named Milos" thing as my own personal joke.  Basically, it is a joke that is only funny to me

No, no. It's funny. All the way funny.

Your posts are gold. Pure gold.

I think you might be most entertaining poster on GetBig. Not 100% sure. I'll have to evaluate more. But definitely top tier.

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #45 on: August 02, 2009, 09:01:49 PM »
Great post Johnny!

I had a very similar experience on the weekend. Put whipped cream on each nipple, then down my abs and all over my tool. Then you put the towel up to give them some 'privacy' and alone time with your junk and they take the whole lot! lol.

I work in Melbourne, Australia.

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #46 on: August 02, 2009, 09:09:03 PM »
Johnny - do you ever get cock injuries, with girls trying to grab your cock etc, and getting over-enthusiastic, yanking it, or accidentally scratching it with their nails (or biting it when trying to do a drunken bj on it!)? It would be a serious worry for me if I was ever to do that at a hen's party!

When I was younger, I did once get a feel of a strippers pussy in a strip club (actually a Penthouse model) and I am pretty she had lubbed it, perhaps to reduce against the same risk of guys over-vigerously fingering it etc as she danced and sat on their laps. (This was not in the US, by the way, where I understand there are rules about not touching strippers. Rather it was at a private event, where there was quite a lot of touching and groping going on...)

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #47 on: August 02, 2009, 09:10:42 PM »
is it possible to carry on a relationship while working as a stripper, Proto and Johnny?

I've already decided if I am ever single again, I'm going to work as a male escort/ manwhore.  I'll work in the cougar field, 35 to 45 years old.  5 to 8 dates per week maybe?

What kind of rate would I want to charge?  

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #48 on: August 02, 2009, 09:20:09 PM »
I do know some male strippers who are in relationships but things often don't go well. One guy I know had a realtionship with a female stripper, and he was very insecure about what she was getting up to. She had fake breasts done, he went and had a penis enlargement (I am not joking). Its kind of a mixture of the gym scene, chemical enhancement scene, cafe crowd, and then night-club/rec drug crowd in the evenings... Usually not the kind of lifestyle that enables you to sustain a serious relationship long-term.

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Re: my "spank bank" is full for a year
« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2009, 03:19:44 AM »

so anyway, the moral of the story is if you do the tabata protocol, tan at least 5 days a week

jnn, I've recently been inspired by you to be more conscious of my appearance. I'm already pretty lean and people ask me all the time what I eat and any time anybody at work sees me drinking or eating anything they always want to know what it is. I hate them for that.

Now living in Hawaii, being outdoors a lot, and being of dubious ethnic origins, I sport a pretty good year round tan. Nothing world class mind you but certainly more than enough walk around color to mix in with the natives. But looking at you I just don't quite have that golden god like bronze -- almost mahogany-like hue -- that you've manage to achieve. It's reminiscent of George Hamilton in his prime. Do you use a bronzing lotion and, if so, are there any you recommend? And how do you put it on your back? I don't have any chest, back or belly hair so I think I'd take well to bronzing lotions. Any help or advice will be appreciated.

BTW, nothing wrong with your hair style. Love it. There's a pixie yet dangerous quality to it not unlike Bruce Lee in The Return of the Dragon.