Johnny - do you ever get cock injuries, with girls trying to grab your cock etc, and getting over-enthusiastic, yanking it, or accidentally scratching it with their nails (or biting it when trying to do a drunken bj on it!)? It would be a serious worry for me if I was ever to do that at a hen's party!
When I was younger, I did once get a feel of a strippers pussy in a strip club (actually a Penthouse model) and I am pretty she had lubbed it, perhaps to reduce against the same risk of guys over-vigerously fingering it etc as she danced and sat on their laps. (This was not in the US, by the way, where I understand there are rules about not touching strippers. Rather it was at a private event, where there was quite a lot of touching and groping going on...)