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She's a yes to 'would you hit it'... and nicely thick, just my style...but she lives next door ffs. It has been a weird and wild night, and the most direct and full on aggressive come on I have ever received outside of a club.
This could mean turbulence ahead for the otherwise serene life of the tapeworm man. Do not want.
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start crying and confess you have teh aids
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She's a yes to 'would you hit it'... and nicely thick, just my style...but she lives next door ffs. It has been a weird and wild night, and the most direct and full on aggressive come on I have ever received outside of a club.
This could mean turbulence ahead for the otherwise serene life of the tapeworm man. Do not want.
Hit it and then move ;)
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start crying and confess you have teh aids
Not bad. Better than the pansy assed "Lets talk this through" approach I took in an effort to make the graceful exit I could have made much more easily three hours earlier when there was no mistaking which way things were going to go. ::) At 36 you think I'd be wiser by now. ::)
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Hit it and then move ;)
Just got home and went straight to Getbig for teh wisdom. Considered your option during the uncomfortable what the fuck have I done walk home. :-\
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dude, hit that shit. its your neighbor, that means any time your lonely or bored or horny, now you can go right next door and tap that ass. just make sure you tell her your only in it for the pussy and there wont be any kind of commitment, no kind of dollar bill spending, no kind of kissing, no kind of touching and rubbing....all you want to do is fuck!!! :P
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She's a yes to 'would you hit it'... and nicely thick, just my style...but she lives next door ffs. It has been a weird and wild night, and the most direct and full on aggressive come on I have ever received outside of a club.
This could mean turbulence ahead for the otherwise serene life of the tapeworm man. Do not want.
that’s big trouble, obviously. How long have you known her? Are you ready for a potentially psycho (chop your dick of while you sleep, stalking dream) woman obsessing about you from right next door?
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Not bad. Better than the pansy assed "Lets talk this through" approach I took in an effort to make the graceful exit I could have made much more easily three hours earlier when there was no mistaking which way things were going to go. ::) At 36 you think I'd be wiser by now. ::)
Next door is a tricky situation, If ... or should I say WHEN things go bad you are going to have to deal with that shit right next door.
"don't shit where you eat" REALLY applies here. Unless there is a major vibe, or you have a hard time collecting women....I would take a pass.
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dude, hit that shit. its your neighbor, that means any time your lonely or bored or horny, now you can go right next door and tap that ass. just make sure you tell her your only in it for the pussy and there wont be any kind of commitment, no kind of dollar bill spending, no kind of kissing, no kind of touching and rubbing....all you want to do is fuck!!! :P
Yeah because most women are cool with that ::)
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Yeah because most women are cool with that ::)
obviously you cant get into any kind of real relationship with a neighbor.
(also i might add there are actually quite a large amount of women who would be just fine with such a relationship. )
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I have been in this situation before the problem is when you dont want to have sex with her anymore and you have other girls over or get a girlfriend it ends up a damn mess. I ended up moving in the middle of the night.
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that’s big trouble, obviously. How long have you known her? Are you ready for a potentially psycho (chop your dick of while you sleep, stalking dream) woman obsessing about you from right next door?
Fuck no.
She moved in while I was on holiday in the US, so only met her a week ago, and then just briefly. Long story short is I delivered her a bottle of wine for doing me a favor and we drank it together, and then another, and she was dancing and removing items of clothing by the end of the second bottle, and I let it get into the bedroom but stopped short of sex. I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm ok looking but it's not like women can't control themselves around me. There's more going on here than meets the eye, methinks. I've got a bad feeling and the gut is shouting for me to listen to it. It's a question of damage control at this point. She was ok when I left, but who knows what weirdness the next week will hold.
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what do you do when your neighbor throws herself at you?
...um, make sure she lands on your dick? ::)
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Fuck no.
She moved in while I was on holiday in the US, so only met her a week ago, and then just briefly. Long story short is I delivered her a bottle of wine for doing me a favor and we drank it together, and then another, and she was dancing and removing items of clothing by the end of the second bottle, and I let it get into the bedroom but stopped short of sex. I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm ok looking but it's not like women can't control themselves around me. There's more going on here than meets the eye, methinks. I've got a bad feeling and the gut is shouting for me to listen to it. It's a question of damage control at this point. She was ok when I left, but who knows what weirdness the next week will hold.
Sounds like you have the big cock disease ;)
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dude, hit that shit. its your neighbor, that means any time your lonely or bored or horny, now you can go right next door and tap that ass. just make sure you tell her your only in it for the pussy and there wont be any kind of commitment, no kind of dollar bill spending, no kind of kissing, no kind of touching and rubbing....all you want to do is fuck!!! :P
This is what she claimed to be after. 'You're so hot.' My gut was screaming 'BULLSHIT.' I'm ok, but this shit does not happen. I think she's a little unbalanced. :-\
Next door is a tricky situation, If ... or should I say WHEN things go bad you are going to have to deal with that shit right next door.
"don't shit where you eat" REALLY applies here. Unless there is a major vibe, or you have a hard time collecting women....I would take a pass.
This!
I haven't been drunk in fucking years. THIS IS WHY! BAD SHIT HAPPENS!
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Sounds like you have the big cock disease ;)
More like she has cock hungry disease and an inability to forsee consequences. If this had happened anywhere else I would be right there. Maybe that should be my extrication strategy. Saying that. Not that I'd need and extrication strategy if I had any brains.
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Not bad. Better than the pansy assed "Lets talk this through" approach I took in an effort to make the graceful exit I could have made much more easily three hours earlier when there was no mistaking which way things were going to go. ::) At 36 you think I'd be wiser by now. ::)
Hit it...ain't much coming your way at your age and beyond..at least you'l have the memory
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More like she has cock hungry disease and an inability to forsee consequences. If this had happened anywhere else I would be right there. Maybe that should be my extrication strategy. Saying that. Not that I'd need and extrication strategy if I had any brains.
Catch 22 here Tape
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Fuck no.
I'm ok looking but it's not like women can't control themselves around me. There's more going on here than meets the eye, methinks. I've got a bad feeling and the gut is shouting for me to listen to it. It's a question of damage control at this point. She was ok when I left, but who knows what weirdness the next week will hold.
The type of woman.. That aggressively *throws herself*.. At a man, a man who lives right next door.. After minimal contact with the guy - Has a screw loose. don’t get me wrong, the majority of women have a screw loose.. But something tells me that your neighbor, has the psycho/slalk/or worse… screw loose.
Sure nail her.. If you’re ready for some major drama.. And plan on never bringing another woman to your home. You really don’t want to be involved with the wrong type (the type that gives you a weird feeling).. In any way at all.. Its no fun and not worth the sex. You especially do not want to be involved with the wrong type, if they know where you live/live right fucking next to you.
HUGE red flag here. but, umm, post a picture of her.
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The type of woman.. That aggressively *throws herself*.. At a man, a man who lives right next door.. After minimal contact with the guy - Has a screw loose. don’t get me wrong, the majority of women have a screw loose.. But something tells me that your neighbor, has the psycho/slalk/or worse… screw loose.
Sure nail her.. If you’re ready for some major drama.. And plan on never bringing another woman to your home. You really don’t want to be involved with the wrong type (the type that gives you a weird feeling).. In any way at all.. Its no fun and not worth the sex. You especially do not want to be involved with the wrong type, if they know where you live/live right fucking next to you.
HUGE red flag here. but, umm, post a picture of her.
Wasn't thinking to get a pic for Getbig. Forgive.
Other than that, it's like you're taking dictation from the Jimminy Cricket in my head. But there was no dick in pussy, there was no orgasm from either party, I am shitting bricks tho.
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Hit it...ain't much coming your way at your age and beyond..at least you'l have the memory
I don't hit a home run every time at the plate but I do ok. Mostly looking for a good letdown speech that will keep up neighborly relations and avoid the fury of a woman scorned.
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Wasn't thinking to get a pic for Getbig. Forgive.
But there was no dick in pussy, there was no orgasm from either party, I am shitting bricks tho.
Make no mistake.. Right now, at this very moment… the woman is plotting.. You are on her mind.
She’s on yours too… unfortunately for you, you’re a little more sane than she is... but for fucks sake man, get a picture.
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Make no mistake.. Right now, at this very moment… the woman is plotting.. You are on her mind.
She’s on yours too… unfortunately for you, you’re a little more sane than she is... but for fucks sake man, get a picture.
If this was business I'd act brassy.
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We forgot the most important question................ ......How's she look?? & the ass too of course.
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this is a classic getbig thread in the making. both sides make very valid points.
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Hit it .
Then tell her that you were drunk and it was a mistake.
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this is a classic getbig thread in the making. both sides make very valid points.
I figured it would be but I'm also semi-serious. Every now and then some inspired ideas get generated on Getbig, and this is the time for such an idea.
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Hit it .
Then tell her that you were drunk and it was a mistake.
Hoping she'll agree things went too far when I see her sober. Hoping she feels the same way right now, but...
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I think most guys would like to have that option of a hot woman next door to hit now and then when in the mood.
I think some women would like to have that same arrangement.
You just have to determine if she's cool enough to keep it a booty call, or if she's gonna get all dramatic and want a relationship. And potentially be crazy.
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Next door is a tricky situation, If ... or should I say WHEN things go bad you are going to have to deal with that shit right next door.
"don't shit where you eat" REALLY applies here. Unless there is a major vibe, or you have a hard time collecting women....I would take a pass.
Man with experiance speaking there.
Women may say thats all they want is sex and they can handle it....but they cant. You will have another girl over there and expect shit to fly. You will just want some time to yourself and she will not understand why you dont want to hang around with her. Unless you see a future then as said pass this will no doubt get very ugly.
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tapeworm,
i too had a similar situation
i wanted to fuck the chick upstairs so badly but the bottomline is SHE LIVES UPSTAIRS (ie THERE IS NO GETTING AWAY FROM HER)
your best bet- remember what she looks like and put her in the "spank bank"
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I think most guys would like to have that option of a hot woman next door to hit now and then when in the mood.
I think some women would like to have that same arrangement.
Lets be real here, there are women who will definitely have the sex.. anytime you want it. But if they see you as desirable, on a variety of levels, even the sanest of women will want something more, eventually. Even the sex crazy gals.
This scenario though, is leaning hard, towards the *nightmare* side of things… that’s the way it stacks up… pretty obvious.
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You know nothing about her, except that she gives you a bad feeling... and exhibited the behavior of a woman with a major screw loose.
That bad feeling, will evolve into a bad circumstance, with a woman who lives right next door to you.
Right - next - door.. Holy shit, what a nightmare. It would be just as if you had her move right on into your home, right after that bad feeling she gave you in your gut, the gut never lies.
Right - next - door.. There is no escape.
And don’t think, that just because you didn’t pump your cum inside of this woman.. That she’s not already *in that place*.. You kissed her ect - you might as well have fucked her. You made contact.
I’m just painting a picture in broad strokes here.. Just the facts. Because the stuff I don’t talk about.. What this could turn into from here, Is much worse :)
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how does her husband feel about this?
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how does her husband feel about this?
just bang her and keep moving....you are really over-intellectualizing this thing.....deal with the consequences when and if they happen...end of thread
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just bang her and keep moving....you are really over-intellectualizing this thing.....deal with the consequences when and if they happen...end of thread
what are you, black? "act first, think later"
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just bang her and keep moving....you are really over-intellectualizing this thing.....deal with the consequences when and if they happen...end of thread
Child like advice
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"What do you do when your neighbor throws herself at you?"
i'd be fucking her silly if i were you and she's single of course. sounds like she's gagging for it for fucks sake.
really, what is the world coming too when a 'man' has ask strangers on a message board, if he should have sex with an attractive woman!?? ::) ::)
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take a shit in her front yard
problem solved...
unless she's still interested and then ...take a shit on her...
and it'll be one for the grand kids!
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take a shit in her front yard
problem solved...
unless she's still interested and then ...take a shit on her...
and it'll be one for the grand kids!
LMAO :D
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if this story is true, and i doubt it is to be honnest, it means she fucks several men at once, and has psychological issues with sex/men/father.
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this is a classic getbig thread in the making. both sides make very valid points.
too bad chances are high it's a fake story... like 99.99% of internet stories...
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serve the trailer park management the required 30 day notice to vacate the trailer park then hit it
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perhaps we can learn a lesson here. is it a good idea to bring a bottle of wine to a hot female neighbor?
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In the cold light of morning with a hangover kicking in nicely, I will say I am sooooo glad I didn't fuck that woman. The situation is not beyond repair. 'We drank too much, you're attractive but things went too far, haha wasn't it funny, well... see you at the curb when you're taking out the garbage.'
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Fuck no.
She moved in while I was on holiday in the US, so only met her a week ago, and then just briefly. Long story short is I delivered her a bottle of wine for doing me a favor and we drank it together, and then another, and she was dancing and removing items of clothing by the end of the second bottle, and I let it get into the bedroom but stopped short of sex. I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm ok looking but it's not like women can't control themselves around me. There's more going on here than meets the eye, methinks. I've got a bad feeling and the gut is shouting for me to listen to it. It's a question of damage control at this point. She was ok when I left, but who knows what weirdness the next week will hold.
Dumbass.
Should have tapped it while you could have. Who cares, you live next door, not in the same house. ::)
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perhaps we can learn a lesson here. is it a good idea to bring a bottle of wine to a hot female neighbor?
He did set it up.. The wine, coming in for a drink. He must have wanted her, no?
Anyway, we really need a picture of this girl.
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He did set it up.. The wine, coming in for a drink. He must have wanted her, no?
Anyway, we really need a picture of this girl.
No way dude! There was no setup. She had offered to look after my dog the first time I met her, and on friday I took her up on the offer because I needed to spend saturday night elsewhere. I had offered her a bottle of wine as thanks for doing me the favor back on friday.
I accept responsibility for not leaving earlier but I thought she wouldn't take it so far. Once she did, just walking out the door would have been a pretty harsh rejection. I definitely mishandled this tho.
No pics! >:(
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No way dude! There was no setup. She had offered to look after my dog the first time I met her, and on friday I took her up on the offer because I needed to spend saturday night elsewhere. I had offered her a bottle of wine as thanks for doing me the favor back on friday.
I accept responsibility for not leaving earlier but I thought she wouldn't take it so far. Once she did, just walking out the door would have been a pretty harsh rejection. I definitely mishandled this tho.
No pics! >:(
Wine? Really? lol...
if the hot girl next door showed up with a bottle of wine, yeah, i'd get her drunk and see where it went. What else would I assume her intentions were?
next time, send her a fruitcake.
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No way dude! There was no setup. She had offered to look after my dog the first time I met her, and on friday I took her up on the offer because I needed to spend saturday night elsewhere. I had offered her a bottle of wine as thanks for doing me the favor back on friday.
I accept responsibility for not leaving earlier but I thought she wouldn't take it so far. Once she did, just walking out the door would have been a pretty harsh rejection. I definitely mishandled this tho.
No pics! >:(
This= interest on her part, looking for a way into your world. ;)
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This= interest on her part, looking for a way into your world. ;)
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Looks like she was interested in tugging your beef from day one.
Quit being a pussy and get yourself laid, if it's not too late.
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You're already screwed either way my friend, so might as well officialy seal the deal.
She's going to pursue you (read: want to fuck) a few more times and if you don't oblige then she's gonna turn crazy on you and the awkardness will set in. If you turn her down a few more times she's gonna start thinking WTF is wrong with this guy and the aftermath will be wierd for everyone. You could've avoided this by bringing her a jello mold.
I've never brought alcohol to a chick's place without the intention of fucking them.
Like someone previously said a 99% of women that try to lead a man to the sack have the crazy gene in their DNA and the other 1% have a male mindset of fucking it and chucking it.
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cut the bullshit - how fat is she?
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"What do you do when your neighbor throws herself at you?"
i'd be fucking her silly if i were you and she's single of course. sounds like she's gagging for it for fucks sake.
really, what is the world coming too when a 'man' has ask strangers on a message board, if he should have sex with an attractive woman!?? ::) ::)
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..redemption :D
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She's a yes to 'would you hit it'... and nicely thick, just my style...but she lives next door ffs. It has been a weird and wild night, and the most direct and full on aggressive come on I have ever received outside of a club.
This could mean turbulence ahead for the otherwise serene life of the tapeworm man. Do not want.
fuck her sensless and kick her ass out the door
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I think this girl is not that hot. If the girl was a 9, this guy would have fucked her regardless of the consequences. That's the bottom line when you're a man.
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I think this girl is not that hot. If the girl was a 9, this guy would have fucked her regardless of the consequences. That's the bottom line when you're a man.
QFT... i used to bang a 9, and she was married to a legit italian mob ( wont name city or even area).scary shit though, it was fun and exciting but the always having to look over your shoulder psrt wasnt fun. true story
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All the studs on here saying "bang the broad" I'm betting get very little if any real pussy. So desperate and would be in such amazement if they actually got close to nailing a chick, that they would jump at any chance they could. LOL
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very bad idea bro been there not with my neighbor but the neighbor of one of my good friends I still feel uncomfortable when im at their house I couldnt imagine having to see the broad everyday. Theres good chance your guts right bro and theres more then meets the eye with this chick. Do your damage control be firm but try to not be mean but you need to make sure your point gets across that this shit wont happen b/c if you leave an opening she will call drunk or lonely sitting at home and wanting some ass. Hopefully she gets the message before you have to start getting a little mean but if thats what needs to happen thats what needs to happen. The crazy ones dont give up that easy bro and this one seems like she might be a tad bit batty ;D good luck bro
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Looks like she was interested in tugging your beef from day one.
Quit being a pussy and get yourself laid, if it's not too late.
pffffffffff lol a pussy is made to be fucked even if its next door fukin wham bam thank you mam apply's here fuk the bitch and her mom if you gety a chance , what up chaos ;D
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Looks like she was interested in tugging your beef from day one.
Quit being a pussy and get yourself laid, if it's not too late.
I already had sex with a woman on Saturday night at a 'weekend getaway' hotel while the neighbor was dogsitting. Good thing. If I was out there with a loaded gun last night, there would have been no turning back.
I feel like David Duchovny on Californication, just falling ass backwards into poon all of a sudden, but I'm sure this phase will be bookended by extended dryspells, as always.
I think this girl is not that hot. If the girl was a 9, this guy would have fucked her regardless of the consequences. That's the bottom line when you're a man.
You see a lot, 'Leroy Colbert.' I give her a 5-6, but hey I'm no 10, and when a 5 or 6 is wearing heels and a tight top that just about covers her nice naked ass while she's dancing to Moulin Rouge, and dancing very very well I might add, and you've been drinking and your dick is up... it's hard to pick that exact moment to make an exit. You're right tho. If I got the same proposal from a hottie, just casual no strings sex, I probably would have caved.
9's don't throw themselves at me tho, just other things like drinks.
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Its easy to say just fuck her and have fun but if she is mentally unbalanced like you say and lives next door then avoid it,its not as if its the only pussy in the world,it'll all end very messy,maybe even a baby,if you let your cock do the thinking
Wank a lot,a very lot,so youre not tempted until she cools down
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Got a note from her, which the upshot of the start is 'hope I didn't take things too far' and ends with 'I'm available to you.' This is quite the ego boost! 8) But still.
Went 'round to see her - didn't sit, no I can't stay, assures me she's not going to be weird either way. Seems friendly and calm this evening. Thank god she's not foaming at the mouth because I didn't fuck her. I might just slide through this unscathed. She just seems like a horny broad with less boundaries than I have.
Can't believe only a couple of you guys have had this trouble. There's a lot better builds than mine on this board. I thought this would turn out to be a 'I hate when that happens' kind of thread.
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Like the old saying ,"In for a penny,in for a pound". If you've already went that far you might as well seal the deal, it doesn't really matter now. If you truly do not wish this to go any further try & remain friendly towards her & do not avoid her too much or she could feel rejected & start some drama between her guy & you by saying YOU started the whole thing.Women do not handle rejection well ( or men either). Watch for her to back off a little & then come full on again real soon.
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Got a note from her, which the upshot of the start is 'hope I didn't take things too far' and ends with 'I'm available to you.' This is quite the ego boost! 8) But still.
Went 'round to see her - didn't sit, no I can't stay, assures me she's not going to be weird either way. Seems friendly and calm this evening. Thank god she's not foaming at the mouth because I didn't fuck her. I might just slide through this unscathed. She just seems like a horny broad with less boundaries than I have.
Can't believe only a couple of you guys have had this trouble. There's a lot better builds than mine on this board. I thought this would turn out to be a 'I hate when that happens' kind of thread.
well to be quite honest with you, its not a "trouble" per say. its like you saying " Anyone have this trouble that you win a $1000 loterry nd dont know what to do with the easy $1000?"... The point is, you situation is not a trouble at all.
Are you single??? if you are single, then it should be a no-brainer.
is she single? if she is single, then again, its a fuucking no-brainer ( because you already said she's your type).
is she married?? again, i would fuck her, its a no-brainer for me. if a married chick is throwing herself at you, that means she wants to get fucked, if not by you, she'll find another dick to fuck ( and there is no shortage of dicks)
so i disagree with your judgement that since alot of people dont symphatize with you, that means this hasnt happened to them. At my old apt, i used to live on the 3rd floor, i fucked 3 chicks on the second floor, 2 on my gloor, and 4 on the fourth floor. and i knew 4 of them were married, but who cares.
whats holding you back from fucking her??? do you morally feel wrong about it???
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Life holds enough drama, but if you have no prospects and you are single..."why not" comes to mind. On the other hand you own a computer and a bottle of superglide is cheap... avoiding the drama might be a good idea.
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She’s plotting.. You don’t have any small pets that you’re attached to.. Do ya?
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Life holds enough drama, but if you have no prospects and you are single..."why not" comes to mind. On the other hand you own a computer and a bottle of superglide is cheap... avoiding the drama might be a good idea.
but dont you want some thrill in your life? i dont know about you, but i think it adds to the excitement
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but dont you want some thrill in your life? i dont know about you, but i think it adds to the excitement
Im married with kids, the last thing I want is more excitment! ;D
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Im married with kids, the last thing I want is more excitment! ;D
HAHA .. yeah in my original response to Tapeworm, i say that if your married, then basically you shouldnt. but for a singlee guy, thats a different story. you need some cool stories to tell :)
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Something to keep in mind - *crazy/psycho*.. Advertises. You will sense it, its hard to miss. Even if you physically desire that women, your instincts will pick up on it. Sometimes you don’t catch it right away.. Because you’re lusting, and your dick is thinking for you. that’s what gets you into trouble.
In this case, tapeworm got a bad feeling.. While he was aroused. Well that’s all you need to know. Very bad sign.
But, in the interest of the board, and our entertainment, I think he should nail her.. And post the horrific aftermath for us to read with delight.
THAT would be a great thread.
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Something to keep in mind - *crazy/psycho*.. Advertises. You will sense it, its hard to miss. Even if you physically desire that women, your instincts will pick up on it. Sometimes you don’t catch it right away.. Because you’re lusting, and your dick is thinking for you. that’s what gets you into trouble.
In this case, tapeworm got a bad feeling.. While he was aroused. Well that’s all you need to know. Very bad sign.
But, in the interest of the board, and our entertainment, I think he should nail her.. And post the horrific aftermath for us to read with delight.
THAT would be a great thread.
pffffffffffffphhhhhh hahahahahahahhahahahaha like sunny delight
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Something to keep in mind - *crazy/psycho*.. Advertises. You will sense it, its hard to miss. Even if you physically desire that women, your instincts will pick up on it. Sometimes you don’t catch it right away.. Because you’re lusting, and your dick is thinking for you. that’s what gets you into trouble.
In this case, tapeworm got a bad feeling.. While he was aroused. Well that’s all you need to know. Very bad sign.
But, in the interest of the board, and our entertainment, I think he should nail her.. And post the horrific aftermath for us to read with delight.
THAT would be a great thread.
'...and came home to find EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE guy DICKHEAD FUKSTICK across my garage door.'
Ya, that would be a blast.
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'...and came home to find EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE #### DICKHEAD FUKSTICK across my garage door.'
Ya, that would be a blast.
how dare you.. she'd never.
wearing heels and a tight top that just about covers her nice naked ass while she's dancing to Moulin Rouge, and dancing very very well I might add
that's sexy shit. you MUST snap a picture of this woman, I'm sure she will not mind. we're all dying to see her..
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how dare you.. she'd never.
that's sexy shit. you MUST snap a picture of this woman, I'm sure she will not mind. we're all dying to see her..
Seems like the kind of woman who would have a video camera pointed at her bed anyway. I'll just ask her for a copy.
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Thing is she does not have to come off as psycho even, she could be pretty normal and average. But if you have relations with her and then you cool it off, pretty much any women will be vengeful and goofy at that point. The tension will be unbearable.
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you could just tell her you're gay. If you don't want to fuck her then you probably are.
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You see a lot, 'Leroy Colbert.' I give her a 5-6, but hey I'm no 10, and when a 5 or 6 is wearing heels and a tight top that just about covers her nice naked ass while she's dancing to Moulin Rouge, and dancing very very well I might add, and you've been drinking and your dick is up... it's hard to pick that exact moment to make an exit. You're right tho. If I got the same proposal from a hottie, just casual no strings sex, I probably would have caved.
9's don't throw themselves at me tho, just other things like drinks.
That makes things a little clearer. You're alright in my book.
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you could just tell her you're gay. If you don't want to fuck her then you probably are.
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you could just tell her you're gay. If you don't want to fuck her then you probably are.
Solid advice despite the 'flaming.' Probably what I should have done right off the bat, but I don't think she'd buy it at this point, or if she did it might make me even more of a project.
Sparing a thought for consequences makes you conservative at worst, and the more of a life you have built, the less you want it intruded upon by unwelcome crap. Every guy here has turned down sex at some point because of a clearly forseeable downside.
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Thing is she does not have to come off as psycho even, she could be pretty normal and average. But if you have relations with her and then you cool it off, pretty much any women will be vengeful and goofy at that point. The tension will be unbearable.
Truth. It has never happened otherwise. For anyone. Ever. Egos get bruised, people get shitty.
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I don't think she'd buy it at this point
Got a note from her, 'I'm available to you.'
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Not her exact words but that's the distillation. :-\
Btw, take it easy Avasher.
Move my threads but something like throwing yourself at a neighbor is bodybuilding related
It was the neighbor who did the throwing. Women ignoring proper boundries and decorum seems like a problem a lot of bodybuilders would face. Why I'm facing it without a bodybuilder's physique is anybody's guess.
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well to be quite honest with you, its not a "trouble" per say. its like you saying " Anyone have this trouble that you win a $1000 loterry nd dont know what to do with the easy $1000?"... The point is, you situation is not a trouble at all.
Are you single??? if you are single, then it should be a no-brainer.
is she single? if she is single, then again, its a fuucking no-brainer ( because you already said she's your type).
is she married?? again, i would fuck her, its a no-brainer for me. if a married chick is throwing herself at you, that means she wants to get fucked, if not by you, she'll find another dick to fuck ( and there is no shortage of dicks)
so i disagree with your judgement that since alot of people dont symphatize with you, that means this hasnt happened to them. At my old apt, i used to live on the 3rd floor, i fucked 3 chicks on the second floor, 2 on my gloor, and 4 on the fourth floor. and i knew 4 of them were married, but who cares.
whats holding you back from fucking her??? do you morally feel wrong about it???
Missed this post earlier. Yes, I'm single. She says she's single. No moral objection on my part to casual sex, lol! Practical objection. Groink said it all imo, don't shit where you live. The potential downside here far outweighs the benefit.
Best to look a little further afield for sex partners than a 30 second walk. Right or wrong, that's my policy. There's no question that this will go no further. The issue is how to best handle telling her that there's no way.
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well to be quite honest with you, its not a "trouble" per say. its like you saying " Anyone have this trouble that you win a $1000 loterry nd dont know what to do with the easy $1000?"... The point is, you situation is not a trouble at all.
Are you single??? if you are single, then it should be a no-brainer.
is she single? if she is single, then again, its a fuucking no-brainer ( because you already said she's your type).
is she married?? again, i would fuck her, its a no-brainer for me. if a married chick is throwing herself at you, that means she wants to get fucked, if not by you, she'll find another dick to fuck ( and there is no shortage of dicks)
so i disagree with your judgement that since alot of people dont symphatize with you, that means this hasnt happened to them. At my old apt, i used to live on the 3rd floor, i fucked 3 chicks on the second floor, 2 on my gloor, and 4 on the fourth floor. and i knew 4 of them were married, but who cares.
whats holding you back from fucking her??? do you morally feel wrong about it???
damn, what building do you live in?
i wanna move there!
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damn, what building do you live in?
i wanna move there!
'The Furious Husband Arms' by the sound of it (and 'arms' is a verb, so keep your boots on!).
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well to be quite honest with you, its not a "trouble" per say. its like you saying " Anyone have this trouble that you win a $1000 loterry nd dont know what to do with the easy $1000?"... The point is, you situation is not a trouble at all.
Are you single??? if you are single, then it should be a no-brainer.
is she single? if she is single, then again, its a fuucking no-brainer ( because you already said she's your type).
is she married?? again, i would fuck her, its a no-brainer for me. if a married chick is throwing herself at you, that means she wants to get fucked, if not by you, she'll find another dick to fuck ( and there is no shortage of dicks)
so i disagree with your judgement that since alot of people dont symphatize with you, that means this hasnt happened to them. At my old apt, i used to live on the 3rd floor, i fucked 3 chicks on the second floor, 2 on my gloor, and 4 on the fourth floor. and i knew 4 of them were married, but who cares.
whats holding you back from fucking her??? do you morally feel wrong about it???
You lived in a brothel?
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Missed this post earlier. Yes, I'm single. She says she's single. No moral objection on my part to casual sex, lol! Practical objection. Groink said it all imo, don't shit where you live. The potential downside here far outweighs the benefit.
Best to look a little further afield for sex partners than a 30 second walk. Right or wrong, that's my policy. There's no question that this will go no further. The issue is how to best handle telling her that there's no way.
Good idea to trust your instincts. I'm finally learning to do that more often..NO- ALL THE TIME!!!
Try telling her your involved with somebody.. like maybe a long distance relationship? However, I dunno how much you've told her or how much she already knows about you..
Anyway, if you can pull that story off, she will probably back off, respect you more, and will be less likely to feel rejected. I could be wrong..
psycho+ feeling rejected= bad combo. Good luck.
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what do you do when your neighbor throws herself at you?
...um, make sure she lands on your dick? ::)
Best line of the day!!!
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You lived in a brothel?
no it wasnt a cheap apartment or anything, its one of the Dolben Communities apartment/condo complex, i wont say the city, but it was a pretty upscale place. There are alot of unsatisfied wives out there, sure i couldve followed the commendment of " dont shit where you eat", or... i just said fuck it, i had my fun, nothing bad came out of it and it was pure fun.
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i grew up in a whorehouse, as a little kid of 6 years i saw people fuck for the first time, my dad who was the owner didnt allowed me to go in the places where it all happend but i was a curious boy and used to watch between small gaps how weird people but also bankers and important people like that came in with the weirdest sexual demands.
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i grew up in a whorehouse, as a little kid of 6 years i saw people fuck for the first time, my dad who was the owner didnt allowed me to go in the places where it all happend but i was a curious boy and used to watch between small gaps how weird people but also bankers and important people like that came in with the weirdest sexual demands.
that actually explains a lot...
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i grew up in a whorehouse, as a little kid of 6 years i saw people fuck for the first time, my dad who was the owner didnt allowed me to go in the places where it all happend but i was a curious boy and used to watch between small gaps how weird people but also bankers and important people like that came in with the weirdest sexual demands.
I can never tell with you Mars... are you being serious?
I had a nice casual relationship for a short time with a woman who told me that her mother was a 'madam' and ran a business. She was into some kinky stuff. It was great. Do you prefer sexually extreme stuff because of your early exposure?
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Good idea to trust your instincts. I'm finally learning to do that more often..NO- ALL THE TIME!!!
Try telling her your involved with somebody.. like maybe a long distance relationship? However, I dunno how much you've told her or how much she already knows about you..
Anyway, if you can pull that story off, she will probably back off, respect you more, and will be less likely to feel rejected. I could be wrong..
psycho+ feeling rejected= bad combo. Good luck.
Excellent idea. I want to avoid making her feel rejected, for the psycho thing and on general principals. (Btw, I think women sense this about me. It often means that they are very honest about certain things, but it has led to situations similar to this one where a woman will take advantage of my perceived unwillingness to be an asshole.)
I don't want to label her as psycho just yet since I haven't seen any sort of nastiness from her. She is just very forward and overly open. You know how when you meet someone just briefly and they start opening up about all sorts of personal details. It gives me the willies.
Thanks for the solid advice, INSOMNIA.
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Just spy on her for a bit, hide in her house.......stuff like that.
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She's a yes to 'would you hit it'... and nicely thick, just my style...but she lives next door ffs. It has been a weird and wild night, and the most direct and full on aggressive come on I have ever received outside of a club.
This could mean turbulence ahead for the otherwise serene life of the tapeworm man. Do not want.
Does a bear shit in the woods? Hit it of course!
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You should drink a bottle of wine before you make a decision.
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You should drink a bottle of wine before you make a decision.
Used to be able to drink a bit. Now that I only have one glass or a single beer with dinner, I can't walk a straight line after what used to be just warmup drinks.
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Used to be able to drink a bit. Now that I only have one glass or a single beer with dinner, I can't walk a straight line after what used to be just warmup drinks.
Well then you would just pass out and not have to worry about it.
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Well then you would just pass out and not have to worry about it.
Pass. It's Tuesday night and I'm just now recovering from Sunday night. Yesterday was bruwhatal.
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We forgot the most important question................ ......How's she look?? & the ass too of course.
This is Getbig. She is a Super Model who has an undefeated streak of 1000 wins in the biggest Bikini Contest in the world, she won every fitness contest she ever entered and she is worth $150 million. On top of that she swallows and loves anal.
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This is Getbig. She is a Super Model who has an undefeated streak of 1000 wins in the biggest Bikini Contest in the world, she won every fitness contest she ever entered and she is worth $150 million. On top of that she swallows and loves anal.
HA!!..good one ;D
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Hit it .
Then tell her that you were drunk and it was a mistake.
BOOOM
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what are you, black? "act first, think later"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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Excellent idea. I want to avoid making her feel rejected, for the psycho thing and on general principals. (Btw, I think women sense this about me. It often means that they are very honest about certain things, but it has led to situations similar to this one where a woman will take advantage of my perceived unwillingness to be an asshole.)
I don't want to label her as psycho just yet since I haven't seen any sort of nastiness from her. She is just very forward and overly open. You know how when you meet someone just briefly and they start opening up about all sorts of personal details. It gives me the willies.
Thanks for the solid advice, INSOMNIA.
You're very welcome! :)
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She's a yes to 'would you hit it'... and nicely thick, just my style...but she lives next door ffs. It has been a weird and wild night, and the most direct and full on aggressive come on I have ever received outside of a club.
This could mean turbulence ahead for the otherwise serene life of the tapeworm man. Do not want.
Duck! :D
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She's a yes to 'would you hit it'... and nicely thick, just my style...but she lives next door ffs. It has been a weird and wild night, and the most direct and full on aggressive come on I have ever received outside of a club.
This could mean turbulence ahead for the otherwise serene life of the tapeworm man. Do not want.
bullshit
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Duck! :D
Operation Duck is in full swing and the 'valuables' are locked away. Vaulted!
bullshit
This has less to do with me than it has to do with her and how she is. I just happened to be within the blast radius when the horny bomb went off.
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Ask her if she will marry you. Or if she would like to be your personal maid to clean cook and so forth. Who knows, it might just work this one time.
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And the horny monster continues to refuse to take no for a goddamn answer. >:( This beyond a joke now.
I have been very plain. I'm seeing someone else and I want to see where that goes. She knows that's where I was on Sat night. Even saying point blank "No. It's not gonna happen." but she keeps trying on bullshit seduction games.
Nothing falls flatter than a one sided seduction, particularly when the seductress is oblivious to the 'splat' sound her advances are making. She is completely off the map. In addition to being a major turnoff it is also spooking me out. There is something seriously wrong with this woman and I am on the receiving end of the wrongness. :(
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And the horny monster continues to refuse to take no for a goddamn answer. >:( This beyond a joke now.
I have been very plain. I'm seeing someone else and I want to see where that goes. She knows that's where I was on Sat night. Even saying point blank "No. It's not gonna happen." but she keeps trying on bullshit seduction games.
Nothing falls flatter than a one sided seduction, particularly when the seductress is oblivious to the 'splat' sound her advances are making. She is completely off the map. In addition to being a major turnoff it is also spooking me out. There is something seriously wrong with this woman and I am on the receiving end of the wrongness. :(
youre a challenge to her now.
let her know that your idea of a relationship is starbucks and a BJ at 8 AM daily. beyond that, you have nothing to say to her.
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lol at the fags in here.
a man is a man, he needs to fuck.
epic "girly" talk in here about "relationships " and "emotions"
::)
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youre a challenge to her now.
let her know that your idea of a relationship is starbucks and a BJ at 8 AM daily. beyond that, you have nothing to say to her.
She would take you up on it. I dare any man to talk his way out of it successfully with this woman so that she says, "Oh, now I understand, no problem."
Theoretically, her position is perfectly valid. All she wants is casual no strings sex, so she says, but all signs point to ---> CRAZY!
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She would take you up on it. I dare any man to talk his way out of it successfully with this woman so that she says, "Oh, now I understand, no problem."
Theoretically, her position is perfectly valid. All she wants is casual no strings sex, so she says, but all signs point to ---> CRAZY!
Yeah, I think we've all ran into girls like this.
Many guys think with their junk, bang her, and end up with drama. I'm sure the last thought that many men have before being stabbed/shot/whatever is "Man, I wish I would have never met this girl..."
Smart guys will 'knock one out' in the bathroom before having a conversation with her, so when she flashes the thong or lists the things you can do to her, you have that ability to walk away.
Also, gayer than
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Yeah, I think we've all ran into girls like this.
Many guys think with their junk, bang her, and end up with drama. I'm sure the last thought that many men have before being stabbed/shot/whatever is "Man, I wish I would have never met this girl..."
Smart guys will 'knock one out' in the bathroom before having a conversation with her, so when she flashes the thong or lists the things you can do to her, you have that ability to walk away.
Also, gayer than
Definitely gayer than. Never turned down an offer like this in my life, but she is spooky spooky spooky. Thinking with my dick is not an issue at all after tonight. Scary trumps horny easily. I'm already wishing I never.
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all signs point to ---> CRAZY!
Right - next - door.. There is no escape.
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And the horny monster continues to refuse to take no for a goddamn answer. >:( This beyond a joke now.
I have been very plain. I'm seeing someone else and I want to see where that goes. She knows that's where I was on Sat night. Even saying point blank "No. It's not gonna happen." but she keeps trying on bullshit seduction games.
Nothing falls flatter than a one sided seduction, particularly when the seductress is oblivious to the 'splat' sound her advances are making. She is completely off the map. In addition to being a major turnoff it is also spooking me out. There is something seriously wrong with this woman and I am on the receiving end of the wrongness. :(
Sorry to hear my suggestion didnt work. :(
She shouldve taken no for an answer at that point. I cant stand people who have no respect for & feel the need to violate the sanctity of a marraige/ relationship.(percieved one in this case)
At least now you KNOW beyond a shadow of a doubt that you need to avoid hooking up with her.
If she keeps it up, file a complaint.
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Sorry to hear my suggestion didnt work. :(
She shouldve taken no for an answer at that point. I cant stand people who have no respect for & feel the need to violate the sanctity of a marraige/ relationship.(percieved one in this case)
At least now you KNOW beyond a shadow of a doubt that you need to avoid hooking up with her.
If she keeps it up, file a complaint.
Just got back from the local PD. I was hoping to get something on record as a register of concern, a history of her behaviour, etc, but they say all they can do is process a restraining order. Things clearly haven't reached that point though, she might just be harmless but really sexually aggressive, and imo it would do more to inflame the situation than resolve it (and it would be a really shitty thing for me to do to her since all she has done is want sex). I managed to get my conversation with a police telephone operator recorded tho and she suggested I note the time and date of the call for later reference if needed.
After the way she acted last night, I won't let her through door again. All conversations will now take place on my front step... or not at all, preferably!
Can't believe no one here has had similar experiences of unwanted attention.
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Post a pic of the chick. this thread is in in the boring zone. If the chick is half-way decent it might pique my attention again
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I'll get right on it. ::)
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Tapeworm, will you update us on this situation please?
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pics pics
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Tapeworm, will you update us on this situation please?
She stops by a couple times a week but isn't physically insistant and doesn't make with the sex talk, so that's progress. She even apologized, feels so embarrassed, blah blah, but continues to turn up underdressed for the occasion and needs to be told quite firmly when it's time for her to go. Neighbourly relations are still ok and the fan is shit free.
However, she is absolutely batshit, full of shit, a dumbshit, and boring as shit. A nightmare from top to bottom. The best fuck I never had. All in all, the situation is resolving slowly and we are down to Defcon 3.
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All in all, the situation is resolving slowly and we are down to Defcon 3.
Aren’t you the polite neighbor… you continue to let this woman into your home? don’t you think that’s playing with fire?
Have you nailed her? Be honest. How badly do you want her, sexually.. right now?
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Throw a spider on her.....
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Throw a spider on her.....
:D
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Aren’t you the polite neighbor… you continue to let this woman into your home? don’t you think that’s playing with fire?
Have you nailed her? Be honest. How badly do you want her, sexually.. right now?
Hi Tracy. ::)
Of course I'm polite. Unless she gives me a reason to get blunt, being that way won't serve my interests. It's just inflammatory, without fail. Besides, I'm taking care of business elsewhere so there's really no risk, and her personality snuffs any sexual impulse anyway.
Good call Web. Maybe I'll spit in her milk too. ;D