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Title: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 03:01:26 PM
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Blair's 16 Million Reserve Crystals, 1ml. - World's Hottest Extract! Guinness Book World Record Holder! Only 999 Bottles were made! We are down to the final bottles remaining in our private inventory. What you will find inside this Famous Reserve bottle is amazing, a 1ml. pharmaceutical grade vial filled with this unreal 16 Million Pure Capsaicin Crystals.
((CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2)4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3)). Pure Capsaicin is a hydrophobic, colorless, odorless, crystalline to waxy compound. Wear eye protection and gloves, and use tweezers when handling. You don’t want to end up with two crystals in your sauce. Blair’s 16 Million compares to Tabasco the same way a bottle rocket compares to Nagasaki, the New York Post wrote.

This is Pure Crystal powder that is only sold for experimental or display purposes. Because of the pure ingredients found in this product, we require that you read and agree to the Product Disclaimer. You can not add this product to your shopping cart until you read and approve the disclaimer!

This bottle is #172 out of 999 produced, has a White and Gold Waxed top, and is perfect in every way! Makes a great addition to anyone's hot sauce collection.

This extract is rated at a Pure 16,000,000 Scoville Units (SHU).

Because of the ingredients found in this product, we require that you read and agree to the Product Disclaimer. You can not add this product to your shopping cart until you read and approve the disclaimer!
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: lovemonkey on March 24, 2010, 03:08:59 PM
jnn is even hotter
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 03:12:38 PM
jnn is even hotter

Pure Capsaicin is rated at around 16 million Scoville Units, the highest heat level possible.  :-\
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: pugalist666 on March 24, 2010, 03:13:52 PM
Pure Capsaicin is rated at around 16 million Scoville Units, the highest heat level possible.  :-\
you and your people smell bad enough as it is , lay off the spicy food
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 03:19:33 PM
you and your people smell bad enough as it is , lay off the spicy food

i carry hot sauce around with me everywhere i go....

and srry mate..my hygiene is better than yours....never could quite understand the whole toilet paper to clean shit off of you thing...would you clean yer foot with toilet paper if u stepped in dog shit?
more so...if its good enough to clean your body with..why not do dishes by just wiping them off with toilet paper...

disgusting :-X
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: DK II on March 24, 2010, 03:23:16 PM
i carry hot sauce around with me everywhere i go....

and srry mate..my hygiene is better than yours....never could quite understand the whole toilet paper to clean shit off of you thing...would you clean yer foot with toilet paper if u stepped in dog shit?
more so...if its good enough to clean your body with..why not do dishes by just wiping them off with toilet paper...

disgusting :-X

Yeah, it's far better to use your hand, surely you would clean the dogshit off your shoes with your bare hands, that's so much more hygienic.

 ::) ::)

God, you are fucking stupid.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: lovemonkey on March 24, 2010, 03:25:04 PM
Pure Capsaicin is rated at around 16 million Scoville Units, the highest heat level possible.  :-\

I was actually referring to johnnynoname
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 03:26:47 PM
Yeah, it's far better to use your hand, surely you would clean the dogshit off your shoes with your bare hands, that's so much more hygienic.

 ::) ::)

God, you are fucking stupid.

ever come across these here in this highly advanced country of ours dumbfuck?
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Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: johnnynoname on March 24, 2010, 03:28:12 PM
yeah, i'm just a hot as Capsaicin...carry on
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 03:28:36 PM
I was actually referring to johnnynoname


oooo gotcha!
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 03:29:25 PM
yeah, i'm just a hot as Capsaicin...carry on


..........:looks around for BGM:................

he should be here any second now :D
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 24, 2010, 03:29:29 PM
what do you do with this sauce??  do you actually put it on stuff...
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: DK II on March 24, 2010, 03:30:49 PM
ever come across these here in this highly advanced country of ours dumbfuck?


Are you fucking kidding me?? That's wet toilet paper, in the baby version.
You stupid Indians and Pakis use your left hand when you wipe your ass, if YOU use toilet paper, oder baby wipes, thats a total western thing. Anyone who has half a brain uses wet toilet paper next to dry toilet paper.

So congratulations that you adopted western hygiene to your stinking paki ancestry, Toxy.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 03:32:48 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?? That's wet toilet paper, in the baby version.
You stupid Indians and Pakis use your left hand when you wipe your ass, if YOU use toilet paper, oder baby wipes, thats a total western thing. Anyone who has half a brain uses wet toilet paper next to dry toilet paper.

So congratulations that you adopted western hygiene to your stinking paki ancestry, Toxy.

really...u must be the first man on the planet who manages to keep wet toilet paper from falling apart... ::)  and how do you wet toilet paper at work eh? you walk your naked ass to the faucet pants down n all?
next time...do your toilet paper thing...then try a wet wipe...you'll see shit on it
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 03:34:05 PM
what do you do with this sauce??  do you actually put it on stuff...

i read a review...u r supposed to use goggles and a tweezer to get 1 crystal out....and that will make a pot of chili pretty much so hot that its unedible
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: dr.chimps on March 24, 2010, 03:51:42 PM
http://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-16-Million-Reserve-Crystals-p/misc-blairs-16-million.htm

(http://www.hotsauce.com/v/vspfiles/photos/MISC-Blairs-16-Million-2T.jpg)

Blair's 16 Million Reserve Crystals, 1ml. - World's Hottest Extract! Guinness Book World Record Holder! Only 999 Bottles were made! We are down to the final bottles remaining in our private inventory. What you will find inside this Famous Reserve bottle is amazing, a 1ml. pharmaceutical grade vial filled with this unreal 16 Million Pure Capsaicin Crystals.
((CH3)2CHCH=CH(CH2)4CONHCH2C6H3-4-(OH)-3-(OCH3)). Pure Capsaicin is a hydrophobic, colorless, odorless, crystalline to waxy compound. Wear eye protection and gloves, and use tweezers when handling. You don’t want to end up with two crystals in your sauce. Blair’s 16 Million compares to Tabasco the same way a bottle rocket compares to Nagasaki, the New York Post wrote.

This is Pure Crystal powder that is only sold for experimental or display purposes. Because of the pure ingredients found in this product, we require that you read and agree to the Product Disclaimer. You can not add this product to your shopping cart until you read and approve the disclaimer!

This bottle is #172 out of 999 produced, has a White and Gold Waxed top, and is perfect in every way! Makes a great addition to anyone's hot sauce collection.

This extract is rated at a Pure 16,000,000 Scoville Units (SHU).

Because of the ingredients found in this product, we require that you read and agree to the Product Disclaimer. You can not add this product to your shopping cart until you read and approve the disclaimer!

Hey, Toxie. I don't mean to be a hot-sauce dick, but that is not a sauce/pepper..it's a distillation. I could be wrong, but the Indian Ghost Pepper is getting press these days as the world's 'hottest' pepper. 'Course Team Nasser will probably step up and say that Nasser's farts have been denied this title (at least 3x) but what are ya gonna do? 
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 24, 2010, 03:54:00 PM
that would probably actually severely injure you if you ate it.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 03:55:01 PM
Hey, Toxie. I don't mean to be a hot-sauce dick, but that is not a sauce/pepper..it's a distillation. I could be wrong, but the Indian Ghost Pepper is getting press these days as the world's 'hottest' pepper. 'Course Team Nasser will probably step up and say that Nasser's farts have been denied this title (at least 3x) but what are ya gonna do?  

u r right...technically this would qualify as a sauce
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LMAO on the team nasser stuff.....on that very note...i'd never let that wierd faced bastard use my restroom >:(
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 03:55:59 PM
that would probably actually severely injure you if you ate it.

one of the reviews i read...some dood put a crystal on his tongue and cause some sorta tongue injury that took 4 days to heal :o
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Fatpanda on March 24, 2010, 03:59:57 PM
i read a review...u r supposed to use goggles and a tweezer to get 1 crystal out....and that will make a pot of chili pretty much so hot that its unedible

u need those when handling johnny's dick too, or so i've heard  :-X
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: johnnynoname on March 24, 2010, 04:01:09 PM
u need those when handling johnny's dick too, or so i've heard  :-X

quiet, "Fat"
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on March 24, 2010, 04:06:24 PM
i read a review...u r supposed to use goggles and a tweezer to get 1 crystal out....and that will make a pot of chili pretty much so hot that its unedible


so people do actually use it on food, or is it more of a collectors item?

also, what if you put a crystal on your tongue.....would you just like, die?
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: dr.chimps on March 24, 2010, 04:07:48 PM
quiet, "Fat"
Hey johnny. Now, I understand FatPanda likes, as a good Buddhist, to fight but how did you guys get going?
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 24, 2010, 04:11:09 PM
Hey, Toxie. I don't mean to be a hot-sauce dick, but that is not a sauce/pepper..it's a distillation. I could be wrong, but the Indian Ghost Pepper is getting press these days as the world's 'hottest' pepper. 'Course Team Nasser will probably step up and say that Nasser's farts have been denied this title (at least 3x) but what are ya gonna do? 
:D ;D
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 24, 2010, 04:12:19 PM
one of the reviews i read...some dood put a crystal on his tongue and cause some sorta tongue injury that took 4 days to heal :o

i worked with a guy who ate a Ghost Chili burger as a challenge and for the next week his stomach , face and mouth burned. and he threw up several times after eating it.

and this 'distilled' shit is supposedly 16 times hotter.

Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: johnnynoname on March 24, 2010, 04:14:33 PM
Hey johnny. Now, I understand FatPanda likes, as a good Buddhist, to fight but how did you guys get going?


his hate for me all stems from the fact that i was able to outrun him when he was hungry for "italian food"
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: YoungBlood on March 24, 2010, 04:16:10 PM
i read a review...u r supposed to use goggles and a tweezer to get 1 crystal out....and that will make a pot of chili pretty much so hot that its unedible

One crystal?! Can you divide it in half or anything?
If one crystal makes an entire pot of chili anything beyond edible, why would you even want to buy the stuff outside of a mantle piece?
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 04:21:26 PM

so people do actually use it on food, or is it more of a collectors item?

also, what if you put a crystal on your tongue.....would you just like, die?

some dood did put a crystal on his tongue...and injured his tongue....just type the hot sauce name under google with the word reviews added
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 24, 2010, 04:23:05 PM
One crystal?! Can you divide it in half or anything?
If one crystal makes an entire pot of chili anything beyond edible, why would you even want to buy the stuff outside of a mantle piece?

i love hot food.... but yeah u r right...i wouldn't personally buy that unless to accidentally drop into someones elses pot of chili! ;D
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: dr.chimps on March 24, 2010, 04:24:25 PM

his hate for me all stems from the fact that i was able to outrun him when he was hungry for "italian food"
Outrun Fat Panda!? 'Leave the gun. Take the cannoli, johnny.'  
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: johnnynoname on March 24, 2010, 04:26:51 PM
'Leave the gun. Take the cannoli, johnny.'  

"Fat" is actually fatter than the guy who said that famous line, btw
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Fatpanda on March 24, 2010, 04:51:48 PM
i'm not fighting with him papachimp.

he took a dislike to me when i pointed out he was a homosexual and a twink.

that is all..........

i was only revealing the truth to him like a good buddhist should, to help his realisation.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: johnnynoname on March 24, 2010, 04:56:51 PM
i'm not fighting with him papachimp.

he took a dislike to me when i pointed out he was a homosexual and a twink.

that is all..........

i was only revealing the truth to him like a good buddhist should, to help his realisation.

actually, you're right- I don't like you

then again, it's not my fault- it's genetic

I come from a long line of men who don't like fat pieces of shit
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 24, 2010, 06:51:02 PM
I don't know about either of those sauces...there's tons of sauces online claiming to be 'the hottest' and etc.

I ate one on wings called 'black mamba' that I had to sign a waiver for... it literally put my body in shock, I was dizzy, got vertigo and probably would have thrown up if I had eaten more then two wings.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: the_steevo_uk on March 24, 2010, 07:14:40 PM
I don't know about either of those sauces...there's tons of sauces online claiming to be 'the hottest' and etc.

I ate one on wings called 'black mamba' that I had to sign a waiver for... it literally put my body in shock, I was dizzy, got vertigo and probably would have thrown up if I had eaten more then two wings.


My brother does that kind of crazy shit...after every massive fail he waits about six months then goes at it again...is this supposed to be fun or something?...cos i really dont get it
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: GroinkTropin on March 24, 2010, 09:23:17 PM
i worked with a guy who ate a Ghost Chili burger as a challenge and for the next week his stomach , face and mouth burned. and he threw up several times after eating it.

and this 'distilled' shit is supposedly 16 times hotter.



I can eat the burgers no prob. The worst I have eaten is the 9/11 challenge at smoke eaters. Done it twice, got so far as 8 wings and quit. It is SO FUCKING HOT.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Fatpanda on March 25, 2010, 06:38:09 AM
actually, you're right- I don't like you

then again, it's not my fault- it's genetic

I come from a long line of men who don't like fat pieces of shit

johnnynoshame - the sphinx called, it wants its nose back.
(http://www.openerofways.com/images/essays/sphinx.jpg)
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: dr.chimps on March 25, 2010, 06:45:15 AM
johnnynoshame - the sphinx called, it wants its nose back.

2500 BC is an awful long way back to go for a FAIL, FatPanda.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Fatpanda on March 25, 2010, 06:47:14 AM
2500 BC is an awful long way back to go for a FAIL, FatPanda.
have you seen how big his nose is ?

try putting on stronger glasses.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: MuscleKing on March 25, 2010, 06:49:44 AM
actually, you're right- I don't like you

then again, it's not my fault- it's genetic

I come from a long line of men who don't like fat pieces of shit

LOL  ;D 
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 25, 2010, 06:51:07 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: DK II on March 25, 2010, 06:56:54 AM
really...u must be the first man on the planet who manages to keep wet toilet paper from falling apart... ::)  and how do you wet toilet paper at work eh? you walk your naked ass to the faucet pants down n all?
next time...do your toilet paper thing...then try a wet wipe...you'll see shit on it

You're really stupid.

wet toilet paper is the same as baby wipes, only for adults.

(http://www.schlecker.com/Bild.aspx?Typ=2&Code=767061001&land=de)

Imagine, you can take these WITH you.

It's your people that wipe their asses with the bare hands, not mine.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: HUGEPECS on March 25, 2010, 07:58:11 AM
it's a Rectum Burner ;)
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: _bruce_ on March 25, 2010, 08:35:06 AM
quiet, "Fat"

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 25, 2010, 08:36:26 AM
I can eat the burgers no prob. The worst I have eaten is the 9/11 challenge at smoke eaters. Done it twice, got so far as 8 wings and quit. It is SO FUCKING HOT.

where is that place?

it just gets to the point where you may as well eat a mouthful of broken glass with salt mixed in. whats the point of doing something thats only going to hurt you?
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 05:33:38 PM
You're really stupid.

wet toilet paper is the same as baby wipes, only for adults.

(http://www.schlecker.com/Bild.aspx?Typ=2&Code=767061001&land=de)

Imagine, you can take these WITH you.

It's your people that wipe their asses with the bare hands, not mine.
yeah yeah...keep leaving shit on your ass and telling yerself you r "advanced"  ::)

AND i do travel with my wipes...and i have no shame in pulling them out of my bag and walking to the WC with em
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 05:37:11 PM
I don't know about either of those sauces...there's tons of sauces online claiming to be 'the hottest' and etc.

I ate one on wings called 'black mamba' that I had to sign a waiver for... it literally put my body in shock, I was dizzy, got vertigo and probably would have thrown up if I had eaten more then two wings.


been there...done that at cluck u...the 911 wing challange...quite tasty! but i eat really hot food on a daily basis..
my friends come over to my place and start rummaging thru my fridge and i tell em...hey..my mom made that sooo eat at your own risk
(http://www.stokely.org/1998-911/05.JPG)
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 05:38:13 PM
I can eat the burgers no prob. The worst I have eaten is the 9/11 challenge at smoke eaters. Done it twice, got so far as 8 wings and quit. It is SO FUCKING HOT.

911 is meh hot as hot goes...i can down around 10 without water needed...although i do pay for it in a stomach ache after but they r sooo yummy
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 05:40:49 PM
My brother does that kind of crazy shit...after every massive fail he waits about six months then goes at it again...is this supposed to be fun or something?...cos i really dont get it

ya gotta love spicy food...thats all i can say....actually i cant remember the last time i ate a meal without THIS particular sauce

as you see...its NOT your regular tobasco...its tobasco habenero..quite yummy...i simply CANNOT eat food without hot sauce on it(i YES i even take it to resturants with me)...on the same note...i'm not much of a dessert guy..i find sweet food disgusting
(http://images.quickblogcast.com/6/4/5/2/6/172857-162546/habanerotabascoSmall.jpg)
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 05:43:17 PM
it's a Rectum Burner ;)

i used to call my penis the Rectum Wrecker! :D



: cue BGM to walk in:  :-\
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 26, 2010, 06:50:41 PM
toxic, whats the point of eating something so hot all it does is hurt you?

on a side note lately ive noticed that when im really bored or depressed i crave spicy foods, almost like i want to feel the burn just to know im alive or something lol. its kinda weird
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: doison on March 26, 2010, 07:50:49 PM
been there...done that at cluck u...the 911 wing challange...quite tasty! but i eat really hot food on a daily basis..
my friends come over to my place and start rummaging thru my fridge and i tell em...hey..my mom made that sooo eat at your own risk
(http://www.stokely.org/1998-911/05.JPG)

Is that your hand?  That's a fucking chick's hand.  There's no way in hell that hand belongs to a male. 
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 08:05:10 PM
toxic, whats the point of eating something so hot all it does is hurt you?

on a side note lately ive noticed that when im really bored or depressed i crave spicy foods, almost like i want to feel the burn just to know im alive or something lol. its kinda weird

...a few times in my life i've had hot sauces that i regretted eating...cause they were wayy to hot and the burn lasted about an hour and nothing would take it away...but eating spicy food...i guess its my personality...i used to skydive...when i do workout (right now i dont) i usually end up pushing soo hard that i'm almost always crippled for days after....i guess since i dont do those things...i crave spicy food :-\
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 08:06:14 PM
Is that your hand?  That's a fucking chick's hand.  There's no way in hell that hand belongs to a male. 

i googled that image...ya actually think i'd bring a camera to my 911 challange ? lol i have a bottle of the 911 sauce at home and i use it regularly...

i did it at cluck you once for the friggin shirt  :D
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 26, 2010, 08:11:11 PM
i googled that image...ya actually think i'd bring a camera to my 911 challange ? lol i have a bottle of the 911 sauce at home and i use it regularly...

i did it at cluck you once for the friggin shirt  :D

What is the sauce they use? or is it one of those secret ones where they won't tell you the ingredients?

usually a blend of habanero , capiscacin , maybe some red or white chili for flavor..
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 26, 2010, 08:17:21 PM
Here's the place I was talking about, they are last on the menu at the bottom with the warnings..

http://www.wingporium.ca/menu.html
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: GroinkTropin on March 26, 2010, 08:31:43 PM
where is that place?

it just gets to the point where you may as well eat a mouthful of broken glass with salt mixed in. whats the point of doing something thats only going to hurt you?

San Jose and Santa Clara. The famous spot as seen on man vs food is across the street from santa clara university.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: GroinkTropin on March 26, 2010, 08:34:26 PM
911 is meh hot as hot goes...i can down around 10 without water needed...although i do pay for it in a stomach ache after but they r sooo yummy

I will bet $50 you cannot finish the challenge. If you do it, I will probably try it again at the same time.

Last time I tried my buddy and I did it while his girl filmed. The waitress chick put the rocky theme song on and we went at it. The whole place was watching. For some reason my buddy decided to wipe his face- he was blind for the next couple days. I got through 8 wings and just couldn't take it. They give you the wings too soon after cooking and the heat from the wings alone was burning my fingers and mouth SO bad. The spiciness made it 10x worse. I gagged myself after- no WAY would I allow my intestines to fight their way through that muck,.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 26, 2010, 08:39:16 PM
I will bet $50 you cannot finish the challenge. If you do it, I will probably try it again at the same time.

Last time I tried my buddy and I did it while his girl filmed. The waitress chick put the rocky theme song on and we went at it. The whole place was watching. For some reason my buddy decided to wipe his face- he was blind for the next couple days. I got through 8 wings and just couldn't take it. They give you the wings too soon after cooking and the heat from the wings alone was burning my fingers and mouth SO bad. The spiciness made it 10x worse. I gagged myself after- no WAY would I allow my intestines to fight their way through that muck,.

I've met some guys that act like Toxic too, talking a whole bunch of shit online..then they actually try the wings/sauce and get the shock of their life..I had one friend of mine swear he would eat 20 no problem...no  matter how hot they are, he ate just under 3 and almost went to the hospital afterwards... LOL

some people have no idea..

I love hot sauce too, used to do full bar shots of tabasco, but there is a limit to which your body will tolerate things..
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: GroinkTropin on March 26, 2010, 08:42:32 PM
I've met some guys that act like Toxic too, talking a whole bunch of shit online..then they actually try the wings/sauce and get the shock of their life..I had one friend of mine swear he would eat 20 no problem...no  matter how hot they are, he ate just under 3 and almost went to the hospital afterwards... LOL

some people have no idea..

I love hot sauce too, used to do full bar shots of tabasco, but there is a limit to which your body will tolerate things..


I agree. The guy on man vs food said straight up the 9/11 challenge was the worst he had ever tried. He said maybe that ridic indian falaal shit was worse but he couldn't believe how bad it was. I tried twice mostly for me ego, but honestly it is horrible horrible pain for a very long time.

If you want to know how bad, for 2-3 days after each challenge I had a hard time showering because even lukewarm water would burn my finders and face. The steam would burn my throat. It is THAT bad. My buddy who went the first time is a #### and eats the hottest mexican food all the time. He grabbed a wing, nibbled on it and threw it on the table and ran for the bathroom. All he said was "I CAN'T DO IT!" hahaha crazy shit. You cannot taste anything food or drink wise for a couple days after.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 26, 2010, 08:53:03 PM
I agree. The guy on man vs food said straight up the 9/11 challenge was the worst he had ever tried. He said maybe that ridic indian falaal shit was worse but he couldn't believe how bad it was. I tried twice mostly for me ego, but honestly it is horrible horrible pain for a very long time.

If you want to know how bad, for 2-3 days after each challenge I had a hard time showing because even lukewarm water would burn my finders and face. The steam would burn my throat. It is THAT bad. My buddy who went the first time is a #### and eats the hottest mexican food all the time. He grabbed a wing, nibbled on it and threw it on the table and ran for the bathroom. All he said was "I CAN'T DO IT!" hahaha crazy shit. You cannot taste anything food or drink wise for a couple days after.

Ya, that's basically like my Black Mamba experience, the restaurant actually has a wall with pictures of anyone that can eat more then 5 (I've eaten 3 tops) it's insanity.. my fiancee tried one and spent 45 minutes with her face under the sink , it's stupid hot... not even enjoyable.. we were actually eating regular hot wings to kill the heat and burn, drinking any liquid is the worst thing you can do, that's actually the first thing I did when I tried this for the first time, I gulped down a whole pitcher of beer, just grabbed it with both hands and started chugging hoping it would kill the pain and make the burn stop... lol
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 08:53:15 PM
What is the sauce they use? or is it one of those secret ones where they won't tell you the ingredients?

usually a blend of habanero , capiscacin , maybe some red or white chili for flavor..
dunno whats in it but..its certainly not a beginner sauce
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Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 08:55:59 PM
I've met some guys that act like Toxic too, talking a whole bunch of shit online..then they actually try the wings/sauce and get the shock of their life..I had one friend of mine swear he would eat 20 no problem...no  matter how hot they are, he ate just under 3 and almost went to the hospital afterwards... LOL

some people have no idea..

I love hot sauce too, used to do full bar shots of tabasco, but there is a limit to which your body will tolerate things..

i come from a family that eats spicy food...if u put regular american fare in front of most kids in my family..they wont eat it and complain its bland....trust me...i own a few bottles of stuff that ya gotta use with a toothpick...but  honestly dont do it to prove anything...i genuinly like spicy food
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 08:59:12 PM
Ya, that's basically like my Black Mamba experience, the restaurant actually has a wall with pictures of anyone that can eat more then 5 (I've eaten 3 tops) it's insanity.. my fiancee tried one and spent 45 minutes with her face under the sink , it's stupid hot... not even enjoyable.. we were actually eating regular hot wings to kill the heat and burn, drinking any liquid is the worst thing you can do, that's actually the first thing I did when I tried this for the first time, I gulped down a whole pitcher of beer, just grabbed it with both hands and started chugging hoping it would kill the pain and make the burn stop... lol

Milk helps..the protein casien (sp?) in milk binds to the capiscacin  and renders it inert...

i saw that on the discovery channel a few days ago
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: GroinkTropin on March 26, 2010, 08:59:24 PM
dunno whats in it but..its certainly not a beginner sauce
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I can honestly tell you the sauce they make at the spot is much worse than this. They make a batch of the sauce for every single order of wings. Plus the heat from freshly fried wings make's it so so so much worse. It is truly unbearable. What always gets me is the COLOR. The wings are such a dark dark red they appear black unless up close. The sauce is like tar, real actual fiery tar. I can't describe it. If any getbiggers want to meet up at smokeaters drop me a line I am always down.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 26, 2010, 09:02:29 PM
Milk helps..the protein casien (sp?) in milk binds to the capiscacin  and renders it inert...

i saw that on the discovery channel a few days ago

Ya, that's actually the only liquid that will do anything, it won't make the burn go away but it helps :)

but I meant regular liquid that most people would consume in a bar... beer, mixed drinks, water, pop..etc.

most people don't go to a bar to drink milk, lol
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 09:03:16 PM
I can honestly tell you the sauce they make at the spot is much worse than this. They make a batch of the sauce for every single order of wings. Plus the heat from freshly fried wings make's it so so so much worse. It is truly unbearable. What always gets me is the COLOR. The wings are such a dark dark red they appear black unless up close. The sauce is like tar, real actual fiery tar. I can't describe it. If any getbiggers want to meet up at smokeaters drop me a line I am always down.

the 911 actually has 3 levels...the original cluck u has another thats even hotter than the other 3..its called thermo 911...i've had it....and gotton sick from it...threw up hours later and it burned my nose coming out....my stomach hurt real bad for hours after...i dunno how i drove home :(
yes i ate 3 boneless wingers...that ws not fun..it ws just plain spicy with NO taste to it
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 09:04:49 PM
Ya, that's actually the only liquid that will do anything, it won't make the burn go away but it helps :)

but I meant regular liquid that most people would consume in a bar... beer, mixed drinks, water, pop..etc.

most people don't go to a bar to drink milk, lol

lol...
true....i've heard vodka helps but i dont plan on ever eating the thermo 911 again...my stomach ws messed up for days...my indian buddy that also tried 1 winger ws outside on the ground flailing around and saying over n over " fuck u j..fuck you j...fuck you j" :D
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: GroinkTropin on March 26, 2010, 09:05:16 PM
the 911 actually has 3 levels...the original cluck u has another thats even hotter than the other 3..its called thermo 911...i've had it....and gotton sick from it...threw up hours later and it burned my nose coming out....my stomach hurt real bad for hours after...i dunno how i drove home :(
yes i ate 3 boneless wingers...that ws not fun..it ws just plain spicy with NO taste to it

That is what I had- thermo nuclear. I also could not drive after. Your body dumps huge amounts of endorphins from the capsaicin- I remember feeling pretty high for a while after haha.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 26, 2010, 09:06:40 PM
That is what I had- thermo nuclear. I also could not drive after. Your body dumps huge amounts of endorphins from the capsaicin- I remember feeling pretty high for a while after haha.
i ws supposed to go to the library to study...actually made it there when the stomach ache started....then driving i ws doubled over my steering wheel and had to stop by the side of the road twice to puke...
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 26, 2010, 09:13:34 PM
i ws supposed to go to the library to study...actually made it there when the stomach ache started....then driving i ws doubled over my steering wheel and had to stop by the side of the road twice to puke...

That sounds pretty par on with what I experienced ...lol
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: GroinkTropin on March 26, 2010, 09:16:37 PM
i ws supposed to go to the library to study...actually made it there when the stomach ache started....then driving i ws doubled over my steering wheel and had to stop by the side of the road twice to puke...

Yeah I gagged myself in the bathroom both times. Not fun but I could tell letting it sit in my stomach was a bad idea.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on March 27, 2010, 02:31:45 AM
haha for a few posts i was thinking, 'i have to try this' but then by the end of the thread im thinking, 'why do something thats only going to cause me pain and injury, may as well chew on some broken glass'
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: GroinkTropin on March 28, 2010, 01:45:13 PM
haha for a few posts i was thinking, 'i have to try this' but then by the end of the thread im thinking, 'why do something thats only going to cause me pain and injury, may as well chew on some broken glass'

I am stupidly  competitive at everything I do thus if you eat spicy shit I MUST be able to eat spicier shit. Character flaw most likely. I do enjoy eating spicy food but taking it to the extreme is definitely not healthy nor tasty.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Stark on March 28, 2010, 01:59:45 PM
I dont know why people bother - its masks the taste of any food.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 28, 2010, 02:03:02 PM
I am stupidly  competitive at everything I do thus if you eat spicy shit I MUST be able to eat spicier shit. Character flaw most likely. I do enjoy eating spicy food but taking it to the extreme is definitely not healthy nor tasty.
Sounds like a hot sauce showdown between Methyl and Toxic.
Title: Re: Worlds hottest sauce
Post by: 240 is Back on March 28, 2010, 02:23:28 PM
I have baby wipes in my bathroom for the kid... but yeah, they're a great finishing touch after standard TP :)