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Title: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 30, 2010, 07:47:09 AM
"The Unauthorized Biography of Vince Goodrum" by noworries


"Less Funny than Dane Cook: An Autobiography" by devilsmile


"Kicking Karma in the Face:  How to Make Fun of Retards and Cripples" by Okami (Forward by Stark)

"Do you have Potential?"  by Quickerblade


"A collection of Essays:  "Blunt Talk", "How to rob an innocent Man", and "Is it Herpes?"  by Swede

"Drink to your Health" by Soundness


"Drink to Excess" by CalvinH


"Choosing a Beard" by The True Adonis


"The ZooKeeper" by Ron Avidan


"My Wife's Ass: A Pictorial" by che


"The Dookie Chronicles"  by Lee Priest
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: disturbia on July 30, 2010, 07:48:43 AM
oooooooooo do me do me
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Showstoppa on July 30, 2010, 07:49:36 AM
oooooooooo do me do me

thats what she said...
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: jaejonna on July 30, 2010, 07:51:45 AM
"What's worst than suicide?" -- Queen Vissy
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: jaejonna on July 30, 2010, 07:52:43 AM
"Living at home till 40" -- Toxic Avenger
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: disturbia on July 30, 2010, 07:53:41 AM
jaejoanna bringin it this morning
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Flexb on July 30, 2010, 07:55:30 AM
oooooooooo do me do me

 :D :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: devilsmile on July 30, 2010, 07:55:36 AM
"The Unauthorized Biography of Vince Goodrum" by noworries


"Less Funny than Dane Cook: An Autobiography" by devilsmile


"Kicking Karma in the Face:  How to Make Fun of Retards and Cripples" by Okami (Forward by Stark)

"Do you have Potential?"  by Quickerblade


"A collection of Essays:  "Blunt Talk", "How to rob an innocent Man HELPLESS man", and "Is it Herpes?"  by Swede

"Drink to your Health" by Soundness


"Drink to Excess" by CalvinH


"Choosing a Beard" by The True Adonis


"The ZooKeeper" by Ron Avidan


"My Wife's Ass: A Pictorial" by che


"The Dookie Chronicles"  by Lee Priest

HAHA he mentioned me the second, you guys :D

It's all well and good but there are no innocent people, never have been. So please change the swede part.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on July 30, 2010, 07:55:48 AM
The Neverending Story - ND and Hulkster
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 30, 2010, 07:55:56 AM
"What's worst than suicide?" -- Queen Vissy

"How to East Enough Rice To Finish Last in the Mr Getbig" - Jaejonna
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: disturbia on July 30, 2010, 07:57:20 AM
"How to East Enough Rice To Finish Last in the Mr Getbig" - Jaejonna

oh lord tries to comeback and can't even spell properly
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: devilsmile on July 30, 2010, 07:58:53 AM
"J is for Jones all day long.... hhhhhhhhh:P:P:P:P!!!!!!" - xerxes
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: jaejonna on July 30, 2010, 08:04:41 AM
"How to East Enough Rice To Finish Last in the Mr Getbig" - Jaejonna
hahahaha ...
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Showstoppa on July 30, 2010, 09:07:23 AM
"A white van....down by the river" === Vince Basille
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 30, 2010, 09:34:02 AM
oooooooooo do me do me

"Shit-house rats got nothin' on me" by disturbia


"I wasn't born this way: Environmentally Aquired Sociopathy; A Self-Study" by Alex23


"WHy I left Getbig" by  Intenseone
 
"Why I left Getbig" by Joe Loco
 
"Why I left Getbig" by JME
 
"I'm leaving Getbig" by The Coach


"LOL!" by drkaje


"Canine Chiropractic" by suckmymuscle
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 30, 2010, 09:39:17 AM
"Statistics on The Clamp" by Lundgrenisgod
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 09:41:57 AM
'Thongs,oil,bodybuilding,and babysitting my nephew"-Moosejay
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 09:43:18 AM
"The lack of silence"-newmom
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 30, 2010, 09:43:52 AM
"The lack of silence"-newmom


"30,000 posts in 30 days" by newmom


 ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 09:45:01 AM

"30,000 posts in 30 days" by newmom


 ;D


Co-authored by Mr.Nobody and whoever is behind the ship gimmicks ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 30, 2010, 09:45:39 AM

 ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 30, 2010, 09:46:17 AM
"Bees, trains and Pimple Cream" by NaturalWonder83
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on July 30, 2010, 09:49:01 AM
An Idiot's Guide to Flotsam and Jetsam - Vince B

also by this author:

Crashing Funerals for Fun and Profit
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 09:50:28 AM
''Growing up a conehead"-chaos
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 09:52:56 AM
"My life as a gimmick"-ajschaotic
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: kiwiol on July 30, 2010, 09:53:44 AM
x 2 - by Mr Nobody

Look at me - by Sevastase

I like Bread - by Ursus

Code writing for Getdumb b$#ches - by G Thang (comes with translation)

I love Nasser - by BigBobs

I love Nasser more - by Sherief Shalaby

I love Nasser the most - by BigBobs

Why every guy is gay - by BayGBM

Ankle punch the lights out of your opponents - a guide for the vertically challenged MMA badass - by Swede

Look at me some more - Sevastase


"The lack of silence"-newmom

LOL ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 30, 2010, 09:54:07 AM
"My life as a gimmick"-ajschaotic

forward by Alex23
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 30, 2010, 09:54:57 AM
LOL ;D



Here's my list:

x 2 - by Mr Nobody

Look at me - by Sevastase

I like Bread - by Ursus

Code writing for Getdumb b$#ches - by G Thang (comes with translation)

I love Nasser - by BigBobs

I love Nasser more - by Sherief Shalaby

I love Nasser the most - by BigBobs

Why every guy is gay - by BayGBM

Ankle punch the lights out of your opponents - a guide for the vertically challenged MMA badasses - by Swede

Look at me some more - Sevastase

ha hahha ah ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 09:56:48 AM
forward by Alex23


 ;D


"I promise I'll never get mad again.....you mother fuckers >:("'-disturbia
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 30, 2010, 09:58:09 AM
"Life after spider bites: PS3 and barbecue everyday" - noworries

"grow Olympia winning hair the Aryan way" - webcake

"back again looking at sticky studs" - The Coach

"nuthugging Brock Lesnar. My life story." - Swede

"faking your country of residence on the Internet" - nzmusclemonster

"weed, eating the muff and watching a fellow black man make love to a grapefruit. A memoir" - Wiggs
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 30, 2010, 09:59:03 AM
"My Life as an Internet Sociopath: How To Mentally Escape From Romania" - Sevastase
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:00:09 AM
''My life as a female bigfoot"-STella
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 30, 2010, 10:03:17 AM
"Masochistic Delusion"-Vince G (preface by Keith J.)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ThaRealist on July 30, 2010, 10:03:46 AM
"Ting, Tong, Toe; I'm Natural!!" Musclecenter
"American Closet Dancer; Johnny's Song" Johnnynoname
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Power on July 30, 2010, 10:04:57 AM
oooooooooo do me do me

"The Complete Idiots Guide to Mental Health".      -  Disturbuia
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 30, 2010, 10:05:18 AM
"Shit-house rats got nothin' on me" by disturbia


"I wasn't born this way: Environmentally Aquired Sociopathy; A Self-Study" by Alex23


"WHy I left Getbig" by  Intenseone
 
"Why I left Getbig" by Joe Loco
 
"Why I left Getbig" by JME
 
"I'm leaving Getbig" by The Coach



"LOL!" by drkaje


"Canine Chiropractic" by suckmymuscle

ZZzziiing!!
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BIG ACH on July 30, 2010, 10:05:33 AM
"This is why you're wrong" - Bob Chick
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on July 30, 2010, 10:06:41 AM
Fahrenheit 2 - Coach
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 30, 2010, 10:07:32 AM
Fahrenheit 2 - Coach

 >:(
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:08:30 AM
''Drinking and playing softball for monkeys"-dr.chimps
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ThaRealist on July 30, 2010, 10:09:25 AM
"Guide to Hanging Out With Whitey" - Parker
"Canadian Psycho"- Disturbia
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 30, 2010, 10:10:44 AM
The Man Who Never Saw A Needle- Groink
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on July 30, 2010, 10:10:51 AM
''Drinking and playing softball for monkeys"-dr.chimps
Someone's looking at my day's schedule.   :)

/6 pm game. 7pm--> beer tent
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:12:17 AM
Someone's looking at my day's schedule.   :)

/6 pm game. 7pm--> beer tent


Ha! I have that same exact schedule tonight 8)


"The art of lving off a cougar"-Mike Arvilla
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BB on July 30, 2010, 10:12:27 AM
1)On The Down Low
"One black man's battle with Tranny Addiction and how he over came it"
By Wiggs
Foward by G-Thang

2) Did I Ever Tell You I Sat Next To....
Keith Jones: A memoir.
By Only Me

3) Don't Look So Stiff
A Guide to Visiting the Dead You Don't Know and Other Awkward Situations
By Vince Basile

4) Not Just The Tip
A Begineers Guide To Anal Sex and Deep Prostate Massage
By TBombz
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: kiwiol on July 30, 2010, 10:16:52 AM
Meth ramblings for the retarded weeger - Johnny Falcon

Why I'm technically superior to 87.456% of the population based solely on normal IQ distribution in a city-sized sample, taking into account standard deviation and assuming a 0.43 correlation to race and intelligence distribution - Matt C

1001 things that you never knew were irrelevant to body composition - Wavelength

Children are the orgasm of life - Pumpster


Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ThaRealist on July 30, 2010, 10:19:18 AM
"Short man's guide to self defication" - Lee Priest
"Guide to internet stalking" - Alex23
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 30, 2010, 10:20:24 AM
"How To Ice A Cake: A Pastry Lesson For The Gullable"-Bob Chick
"Nature Boy"-XFACTOR
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:21:56 AM
''Levrone and the Steelers,an obsession"-Earl
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:23:11 AM
"Dorf on golf"-coach


....oops sorry it's already been done :-[
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 30, 2010, 10:24:19 AM
""Wizardry and Underwear Worship"-Sharma
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: che on July 30, 2010, 10:24:25 AM
Hahhaa ,great thread

Kyomu and Croatch please  :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on July 30, 2010, 10:24:48 AM
Build a Better Caucasian Nations Compound - MattC

/farking filter
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 30, 2010, 10:25:34 AM
"Leg Extension and Liberals: A Conspiracy"-Coach
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: kiwiol on July 30, 2010, 10:26:30 AM
Calvin is on fire in this thread.

Hahhaa ,great thread

boonasty always delivers 8)

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: che on July 30, 2010, 10:27:33 AM
Boonasty always delivers 8)

Calvin is on fire in this thread.

Indeed  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: trustnoone on July 30, 2010, 10:27:40 AM
Do I look big in this shirt?

By insecure  Get biggers juice heads.


I own so much space in your head I could charge rent.

By the legend himself, SQUADFATHER.

I pwned you so much, i have to write you off on my taxes this year.

By pussy wrecking machine ShowStoppa.

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:30:21 AM
blacks and immigrants are ruining Ireland-Okami



....thanks for the filter ;)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 30, 2010, 10:31:25 AM
From Nowhere to Nothingness Through Synthol- Derek Anthony
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:33:07 AM
"My meltdown and recovery"-Kiwol
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:34:50 AM
"Schmoesquatting for fun"-the Beast
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on July 30, 2010, 10:36:37 AM
Out of Nowhere, and Back Again - Big Dan Hill
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:37:46 AM
"Is Alex23 outside my window"-written collectively by all of Get Big
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BIG ACH on July 30, 2010, 10:39:40 AM

"In Paco's Shadow" - Kyomu
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 30, 2010, 10:40:24 AM
"In Paco's Shadow" - Kyomu
;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:40:57 AM
"I'm obsessed with this thread"-CalvinH :-[
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: trustnoone on July 30, 2010, 10:44:55 AM
"I'm obsessed with c@ck"-CalvinH :-[
:-*
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:47:38 AM
:-*


 ;D


"trustnoone can go fuck himself"-CalvinH

"Even though this buisness pays me I'll stab it in the back"-Block
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: GetItOnNY on July 30, 2010, 10:47:47 AM
Would you like some cream in your coffee,...Queen Vissy on her relationship with a black man
How to market supplements on line to your gay friends.....Vince
How to buy a older moble home with no money down....Vince
The mobile home gym Vince
How to dance to Polka, and do the tail pipe tango.....Queen Vissy.
How to perform a visectomy at home using a razor, a sewing kit and alcohol, at home ..Dr Melvin Goodrum
How to remove herpe soares and warts using a cheese greader and a Poatato Peeler....Melvin
How to stuff a sausage and make tube steaks at home......Queens vissy.
How to use male breast Milk for muscle growth....Dr Melvin Lactating Goodrum
How to pack fudge so you can give it away as giftss......Melvin
The proper way to give a cum enema....Melvin and Queen Vissy.
The fun of Feltching,,, with Vince and queen Vissy
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 10:48:58 AM
''My life above Sneaky D's and the missing kids in the neigborhood"-pumphard
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ThaRealist on July 30, 2010, 10:49:19 AM
"From Spain with love. Spanish Muscle Worship". Taka
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on July 30, 2010, 10:51:26 AM
Internet Stalking Made Easy - Sevastase
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 30, 2010, 10:52:16 AM
Goodrum = "Ron were are my blue stars?"
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on July 30, 2010, 10:54:22 AM
''My life as a female bigfoot"-STella

hahaha!




Easy Removal of Dookie Stains by ClavinH


Making Friends at the Skatepark by SS


Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 10:55:18 AM
"Living at home till 40" -- Toxic Avenger

" i'm ugly and in denial" fuckfa..err jaejona
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 30, 2010, 10:55:43 AM
hahaha!




Easy Removal of Dookie Stains by ClavinH


Making Friends at the Skatepark by SS



:D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: kiwiol on July 30, 2010, 10:58:20 AM
Robert Burneika! Robert Burneika!! Robert Burneika!!! - GetItOnNY

Kill yourself - Un $ung

Are there things? - Mars

.|. - Big Dicked Bob

You look great - RipitupBaby

Choosing the right drug for the right (or wrong) occasion - Danielson


"Is Alex23 outside my window"-written collectively by all of Get Big

Funniest one yet
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Parker on July 30, 2010, 11:00:46 AM
How to do a ex porn star and a forum member and make the guy who likes you who is also a friend meltdown, and not blame you- Twila
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 11:02:43 AM
''The lightsaber prostrate exam"-Xerces
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BIG ACH on July 30, 2010, 11:05:54 AM
"COCK" - BayGBM
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
"How to be a fat iranian internet king" - sarcasm

" how to toot my own horn "

...when in all honesty i am a virgin and people that toot their own horns usually are lying....

......


preface by

" i'm irani but i'm afraid to admit to be middle eastern cause i wont score white chix, so i call myself persian"

"...wait i'm not even irani...i'm probably just indian...."


.....ummmm

wait....



"lies lies n more lies.....i'm light enough skinned to pass for persian by xerex"  ;D


Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on July 30, 2010, 11:07:07 AM
''The lightsaber prostrate exam"-Xerces

LOL
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 11:10:02 AM
"Bunch of gibberish" - Dracula

thats not an insult...

and DID I HIT HOME ???  ;D

i think i nailed it  ;)


i have a couzin like u  :-*   and every DC club has about 10 million losers like you  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 30, 2010, 11:10:40 AM
Xerces = "I wrapping up in plastic head to toe on my trip to Thailand"
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 11:12:11 AM
"I must be big because I have big in my username"-another collective effort from GB.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BIG ACH on July 30, 2010, 11:13:05 AM
"I must be big because I have big in my username"-another collective effort from GB.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: SF1900 on July 30, 2010, 11:14:55 AM
My life obsession with Paco - Kyomu

101 ways on how to not punch a punching bag - swede   :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 11:14:59 AM
Hit home? Dude how many times do I have to say I don't give a shit about iranian/persian whatever. You wish you had a cousin like me.

Quote
Resident Persian Playboy
 <--- hmm where have i seen that


you dont care cause you r either a pakistani or an indian with serious self esteem problems

and no...if i had a bald ugly homo of a couzin...i woulda ran him overwith my car...or at least taken all his tekno CDs away...

am i hitting home yet loser?  ;)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Parker on July 30, 2010, 11:15:46 AM
Cars Parker will never own or drive- epic alien

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 30, 2010, 11:16:00 AM
Gene = "I have a bee in my window sill".
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ThaRealist on July 30, 2010, 11:16:46 AM
"Guns and Children. Why so Concerned?" - 240
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 11:19:23 AM
Cars Parker will never own or drive- epic alien



you know soo much about cars.....i honestly think you can score bank on it...i mean you seem to know everything about every damn car....there is serious $ to be made there man....i'd look into it
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 11:20:56 AM
"I like to shoot people,animals,and other things"-benchmaster
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: SS on July 30, 2010, 11:24:34 AM
I can drink a gallon of water within 30 mins

By Newmom. ;D


How to be the most hottest, sweetest, loved women on GB.


By Bella Stella.

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 11:26:39 AM
You seem very obsessed with this persian stuff, it's not the first time I've seen it. Good luck with that (did some irani fuck your girl?).


are you really irani? you seem apt to avoid that question...no man...i did beat the bloody fuck out of an irani guy once behind a dumpster , behind a club once....cause..well...ca use he called himself persian  :-\

Quote
I think this is the first time I've adressed you directly and you seem like a weirdo. I don't give a shit about you so nah not hitting home.

no loser...you have bleated in my threads before....hense i am aware of your loser presence...

<PS...please...dont breed....i'll send you $ if u promise>
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 11:27:34 AM
"How to get pussywhipped really really fast" - Kyomu

"how to be a balding 40 yr old in my 20s" xerex ;)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ThaRealist on July 30, 2010, 11:30:35 AM
"How I Became the Hugh Hefner of Getbig" - Blinky
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 11:34:26 AM
"The ice machine at the Mirage.the untold story"
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 11:36:02 AM
"How to lie about my steroid use and scam $1000.00"-aquiles
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 30, 2010, 11:36:57 AM
  'ANALize ME'   ... by Xerses's ass ( with foreword by Darth Vader and King Tut )


 
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: trustnoone on July 30, 2010, 11:37:57 AM
are you really irani? you seem apt to avoid that question...no man...i did blow the bloody fuck out of an irani guy once behind a dumpster , behind a club once....cause..well...ca use he called himself persian  :-\

no loser...you have bleated in my threads before....hense i am aware of your loser presence...

<PS...please...dont breed....i'll send you $ if u promise>
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 30, 2010, 11:40:16 AM
' My one and only love : the persian chronicles '' ...by Caukluvah ( allegendly a norwegian author )
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 11:42:10 AM
"I was robbed of a chance to compete for Mr.Get Big"-sev

"I was robbed of the title of Mr.Get Big"-TA
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: che on July 30, 2010, 11:42:35 AM
'' T T T "   a sequel to the best seller  '' . . . ''  by  ARSE1988 .
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 30, 2010, 11:46:16 AM
"The Natural Proliferation of my Cranium" -  Croatch


Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 30, 2010, 11:47:29 AM
It's not a lie if YOU believe it - By NZMM

VICODIN: misunderstood wonder drug - By danielson

How to get your CCIE in 15 years (maybe) - by ToxicAvenger

Little, Yellow, Different....a chinaman's tale _ By Jaejonna
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 11:50:26 AM
It's not a lie if YOU believe it - By NZMM

VICODIN: misunderstood wonder drug - By danielson

How to get your CCIE in 15 years (maybe) - by ToxicAvenger

Little, Yellow, Different....a chinaman's tale _ By Jaejonna

been studying for it for 1.2 yrs now

the CCIE program wasn't around 15 yrs ago

but a functional retard like u would not know that now



groink...what is your purpose of you being even alive?  who exactly would suffer if you offed yourself?  ....honestly/...think about it?  you r such a loser...u bother waking up every morning....go ahead man...do IT!  ;)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: JasonH on July 30, 2010, 11:52:00 AM
"How to never make it onto a list" - BigJ
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 30, 2010, 11:53:42 AM
been studying for it for 1.2 yrs now

the CCIE program wasn't around 15 yrs ago

but a functional retard like u would not know that now



groink...what is your purpose of you being even alive?  who exactly would suffer if you offed yourself?  ....honestly/...think about it?  you r such a loser...u bother waking up every morning....go ahead man...do IT!  ;)

leave it to the Paki douche to melt over a silly joke....can you get certified for a sense of humor while you are at it...you ugly turd ??
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 11:54:22 AM
Yes I am Iranian.

so exactly why do you call yourself persian?

as u ashamed of being an IRANI?

and yeah you irani fuck...i AM proud that i could kick an irani guys ass in my sleep  :-*  ESPECIALLY a bald one ;D

and no..you r not irani...  ;)  keep lying on here but i know better
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 30, 2010, 11:54:45 AM
"I must be big because I have big in my username"-another collective effort from GB.
"How to never make it onto a list" - BigJ



 :)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 11:56:08 AM
leave it to the Paki douche to melt over a silly joke....can you get certified for a sense of humor while you are at it...you ugly turd ??


look man...loose some weight....it''ll help your self esteem....


i'm already well established in my field...

what r you...a personal trainer?? lol  ::)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: JasonH on July 30, 2010, 11:56:34 AM


 :)

"Usernames 101 - how to make yours really count" - BigJ
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 30, 2010, 11:57:25 AM
"How the Bees destroyed my Fire House" - Gene  8)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 30, 2010, 12:01:36 PM

look man...loose some weight....it''ll help your self esteem....


i'm already well established in my field...

what r you...a personal trainer?? lol  ::)

LOL at you making jokes about someone's appearance...you look like a cross between an Indian and a Bullfrog and you look like the only "gym" you have ever been to is an escort with a 9 inch penis named "jim"

Double LOL at some ugly douche who lives with his parents at 40 calling anyone a loser
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 30, 2010, 12:17:14 PM
and look...the Paki douche went and killed a fun thread by being a little pussy  :P
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: che on July 30, 2010, 12:21:44 PM
''I'm an insecure little bitch with no sense of humor " by Toxicavengay
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 12:40:09 PM
LOL at you making jokes about someone's appearance...you look like a cross between an Indian and a Bullfrog and you look like the only "gym" you have ever been to is an escort with a 9 inch penis named "jim"

Double LOL at some ugly douche who lives with his parents at 40 calling anyone a loser

low self eateem meltdown
 :-\

post a pic...i look better than u  :-*

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/ProteinFarts/5-1.jpg?t=1280518787)

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 12:42:28 PM
''I'm an insecure little bitch with no sense of humor " by Toxicavengay

che che che che che


lol...

my asshole makes that sound when i fart sometimes  :-*
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 30, 2010, 12:43:05 PM
" Jungle Fever "     Pugalish

" The Natural Way : A Steroid User's Guide "    Groink ( preface by kiwiol )
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 12:43:26 PM
So far this is what I know about you Toxic:

You are a pakistani

You are a computer geek

You have 25000 posts here

You pretend to be handsome

You meltdown very easily

You want verification on my nationality and have complexes about iranians.

Apparently you are 40 and live at home?

Please stop adressing me, poddi paenchod.


" i'm 20 something and bald and ugly"  

SORRY BUT YOU CANT BEAT THAT...its THE TRUTH  :-*
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: kiwiol on July 30, 2010, 12:43:40 PM
Toxy, you are very cranky today and are ruining a great thread with attention whoring and racism. Chill brah.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 12:45:32 PM
Toxy, you are very cranky today and are ruining a great thread with attention whoring and racism. Chill brah.

fuck i hate it when others r right...

ok fine..u r right...

what i said about xerex is right though....trust me on this 1..he aint..<ahem> ..persian....


but i'll stop...i AM cranky  >:(
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 30, 2010, 12:46:15 PM
How to create 1001 Gimmicks - Alex23 co-authored by shipsekki/slacker/tallfat...............
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 30, 2010, 12:46:49 PM
fuck i hate it when others r right...

ok fine..u r right...

what i said about xerex is right though....trust me on this 1..he aint..<ahem> ..persian....


but i'll stop...i AM cranky  >:(
Whats bothering you today Toxic? A withdrawal from the books?
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 12:48:08 PM
Whats bothering today Toxic? A withdrawal from the books?

pissed at a GLBP problem  :-\

http://www.cisco.com/en/US/docs/ios/12_2t/12_2t15/feature/guide/ft_glbp.html
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Nirvana on July 30, 2010, 12:54:14 PM
taking it like from a man -goodrum
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 30, 2010, 12:57:08 PM
pissed at a GLBP problem  :-\

http://www.cisco.com/en/US/docs/ios/12_2t/12_2t15/feature/guide/ft_glbp.html

Dude will you seriously fuck off with all this cisco shit, you're on a bodybuilding message board this isn't bradreese.com or some other cisco support forum... NO ONE F*CKING CARES ABOUT  YOU STUPID CISCO CRAP, most of the people here make more then you anyway AND DON'T LIVE AT HOME

you've already proved you're a 120lb twink who's done tons of juice and had 0 results, even at your biggest you looked like count pakula

"All I can start threads about is owning $5000 honda civics, living with my parents or trying so desperately to look cool because it's taken me 5 years to almost do a CCIE exam" - ToxicAvenger/Pakula



Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 30, 2010, 01:02:26 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=50686.0;attach=52278;image)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 01:12:43 PM
Dude will you seriously fuck off with all this cisco shit, you're on a bodybuilding message board this isn't bradreese.com or some other cisco support forum... NO ONE F*CKING CARES ABOUT  YOU STUPID CISCO CRAP, most of the people here make more then you anyway AND DON'T LIVE AT HOME

you've already proved you're a 120lb twink who's done tons of juice and had 0 results, even at your biggest you looked like count pakula

"All I can start threads about is owning $5000 honda civics, living with my parents or trying so desperately to look cool because it's taken me 5 years to almost do a CCIE exam" - ToxicAvenger/Pakula


lol ..it thinks it matters.....this is a cisco board if i say it is...

go ahead..get my threads deleted   :-*  > ...see you CANT....you r NO BODY....  ;)

now...post a pic thats better than this

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/ProteinFarts/5-1.jpg?t=1280520739)

o n btw...i make $120/hr now ..and yeah...i still live with my parents....and i'm 34
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Wiggs on July 30, 2010, 01:16:06 PM
Wonderful thread!  LMAO!!!

How act like someone your not - By Adonis
Overcumming the awds - By Marty
Can you tell me if I'm Black or White or Jewish? - by Wiggs
You're a fuckin' idiot now please die,  A story of Anger Management - by Unsung
The Rectum Chronicles - by JNN
Being cool past your prime - by Groink
How to convince yourself that being conservative is a good thing - by Coach



Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 30, 2010, 01:17:16 PM
How to delete popular threads-by Bob Chick
Mirage ice machines and how they work- by Bob Chick
How to look like a pirate without actually trying to- by Bob Chick
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 01:20:07 PM
"murder she wrote" ....by you know who!

"epic faggotry leads to epic carreer" ....by you know who!



"how to properly cook a tamali".....by you know who


"fruit...a bodybuilders friend  ;) "   ...by you know who!
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 30, 2010, 01:20:43 PM
"What i do with a Paper bag and a Man" - Tom Prince

"It's only gay if you want it to be" - Bob Chick

"Grapefruits, not just for eating" - Kai Green
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 30, 2010, 01:22:05 PM
hOw is speeKing da Engrish 4 dumys- by GH15
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 30, 2010, 01:25:53 PM
How to live in the 80's -  by OnlyMe
Fucking spider bite - by OnlyMe
Teeth whitening tips - by Erik Frankhouser
How to fight off Ninjas - BY Flex Wheeler
Mmmmmm Tranny - by Wiggs
Cracking one off, a day in the life - by Karl Cox


Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 30, 2010, 01:27:38 PM
''Growing up a conehead"-chaos

lol
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Wiggs on July 30, 2010, 01:29:34 PM
My hips don't lie - Chaos
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: disturbia on July 30, 2010, 01:30:38 PM
My hips don't lie - Chaos

omg hahahahahahaahahaha
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 30, 2010, 01:31:30 PM
My hips don't lie - Chaos

I am not a Conehead - Chaos  8)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 01:32:41 PM


"It's only gay if you want it to be" - Bob Chick

;D


"IFBB...an epic guide to fucking muscular men who want trophies" Joe Weider
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 30, 2010, 01:34:08 PM
Dial 'M' for Murder.  by Craig Titus.
Memoirs of a Midget - by Swede
I'm not racist but... - by disturbia
Cut it out guys - By Ron
How to get cum stains out of your toupee - By Derek Anthony
HIV, at least it's not full blown AIDS - by Derek Anthony
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Parker on July 30, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
I own my forum member's time, personal life, gym time--GetBig
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: disturbia on July 30, 2010, 01:34:38 PM
Toxic Avenger thinks he looks better than Groink

has there been a book about delusional people posted yet?

cmon man, get a realistic grip
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 01:35:11 PM

HIV, at least it's not full blown AIDS - by Derek Anthony


classic!  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 30, 2010, 01:35:20 PM
Dorian is the best- by ND
Ronnie is the best - by Hulkster
Sheep, when it's 2 AM and you're all alone. - by Kiwiol
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Parker on July 30, 2010, 01:36:23 PM
"If you are black, I won't listen to you, if you are white, I will"-Disturbia
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 30, 2010, 01:37:34 PM
"If you are black, I won't listen to you, if you are white, I will"-Disturbia

 :D HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 01:37:58 PM
Toxic Avenger thinks he looks better than Groink

has there been a book about delusional people posted yet?

cmon man, get a realistic grip

he can post a pic and prove me wrong man  :)  my pictures r not exactly a secret.... :-\  AND the only reason i feel like i should challange him is because he called me ugly...well...then post up byatch ..its only fair man
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/ProteinFarts/juni2.jpg?t=1280522193)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 30, 2010, 01:40:05 PM
Day in the life of a Walmart greeter - By squadfather

Black, it's the new white - by Parker

Fat man scooter maintenance guide - By OnlyMe

I shamu and so can u - By OnlyMe

2 girls, 1 cup - by newmom
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 30, 2010, 01:42:25 PM
lol ..it thinks it matters.....this is a cisco board if i say it is...

go ahead..get my threads deleted   :-*  > ...see you CANT....you r NO BODY....  ;)

now...post a pic thats better than this

(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/ProteinFarts/5-1.jpg?t=1280520739)

o n btw...i make $120/hr now ..and yeah...i still live with my parents....and i'm 34

Post a pic better then that ?!?! are you f*cking joking... you're a 120lb twink, my worst pics annihilate you..

hahahaha...34, ugly skinny twink living in parents basement...and driving a $5000 honda, congratulations!
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 01:44:01 PM
Post a pic better then that ?!?!

thats the best i got....and since u r being so cocky...post up...put me to shame man..go ahead..THIS IS YOUR CHANCE....

i expect a gleeful pic from you now....

go for it champ  :-*

btw..thats a 11K toyota versa champ..paid in 11k CASH  ;)  i OWN my car...YOUR BANK OWNS YOURS  :)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 30, 2010, 01:45:13 PM
"How to make a family trust fund last a lifetime"---Alex23

"Retard Strong is not a myth"---Groink

"Why are my eyes on the sides of my head. The truth about fish eyes"---Queen Vissy

"How to manipulate the Jewish family 3 strike rule"---Special Ed

"Spiders rule the world"---Onlyme

"ADD is not a crime"---co written by Johnny Falcon & Jeff McFarland

"How to be an MMA fighter after the age of 50"---Mindspin

"When your 15 minutes are up"---Mike and Laura

"How to smack a bitch and not leave a mark"---SquadFather

"The art of the duel"---True Adonis










Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: che on July 30, 2010, 01:51:50 PM
toyota versa champ..

Hahaa  Toyota ''Versa''

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: kiwiol on July 30, 2010, 01:52:48 PM
Day in the life of a Walmart greeter - By squadfather

Black, it's the new white - by Parker

Fat man scooter maintenance guide - By OnlyMe

I shamu and so can u - By OnlyMe

2 girls, 1 cup - by newmom

Funny stuff, mon of stool
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 01:53:47 PM
Hahaa  Toyota ''Versa''



when ws the last time you could afford a car in CASH loser? 11 thousand dollars in CASH at that eh?

how much did you put down for your last car ?

$500?  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: disturbia on July 30, 2010, 01:54:55 PM
Hey captain, wasnt your avatar on that other board a picture of you

unreal huge fuker

Toxic, I have nothing against you, but those two absolutely destroy you
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 30, 2010, 01:55:34 PM
Swede-a short story
Daddy waddy-how to lose 20 lbs of muscle in 30 days
Calvin-intro to ab shooting
Jnn-500 ways to dissapoint your parents
Avesher-lord of the flies
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 30, 2010, 01:55:56 PM
Cum, it's what's for dinner.  By Derek Anthony

Are you going to be using that hole.  By Derek Anthony

The itch that won't go away.  By Derek Anthony

It's an allergic reaction, really!  By Derek Anthony

Dollar bills and the boys By Derek Anthony

Secret gay PMs of getbig By BayGM
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: che on July 30, 2010, 01:56:23 PM
when ws the last time you could afford a car in CASH loser?

how much did you put down for your last car ?

$500?  ;D

There is no such thing as  Toyota Versa you retard 8)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 01:56:46 PM


Toxic, I have nothing against you, but those two absolutely destroy you

i dont see any facial pix...

anyone can take 20 drol pills a day...and be big man....i am eagerly awaiting his facial pix to "destroy" me  :-\
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on July 30, 2010, 01:57:01 PM
(http://www.ebonyinspired.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/WhyBlackMenLove.jpg)

tre and wiggs  ::)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 30, 2010, 01:57:52 PM
There is no such thing as  Toyota Versa you retard 8)

nissan..lol...my bad  :-[
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 30, 2010, 02:04:57 PM
500 ways to style a moustache-newmom
MattC-did not find a non jew publisher. Never printed
Paper or plastic?-the tom prince story
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 30, 2010, 02:11:12 PM
Wiggs-as white as i wanna be
Sarcasm-photography 101
Man of steel-ahahaha
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Hulkster on July 30, 2010, 02:13:36 PM
"How to Publicly Embarrass a guy" -by Hulkster

"Hairy Pussy Should be the Only Pussy" - by Hulkster

"How To Read a Paragraph And Not Understand a Single Word of It" - by NarcasissticDeity

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Alex23 on July 30, 2010, 02:14:08 PM
"www.yaroniavidan.com" - By King23

GodSpeed.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 30, 2010, 02:22:26 PM
"People Afraid to click on links posted by Alex23" by the Majority of Getbig Members
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 30, 2010, 02:23:46 PM
"The MILF Obsession" by Eyeball Chambers
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 30, 2010, 03:05:57 PM
he can post a pic and prove me wrong man  :)  my pictures r not exactly a secret.... :-\  AND the only reason i feel like i should challange him is because he called me ugly...well...then post up byatch ..its only fair man
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/ProteinFarts/juni2.jpg?t=1280522193)


welcome to 11 years ago....I looked great then, and i still look pretty fucking good  :)


What do you look like NOW ugly??  :-\
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Alex23 on July 30, 2010, 03:08:18 PM
welcome to 11 years ago....I looked great then, and i still look pretty fucking good  :)


What do you look like NOW ugly??  :-\


"Arms Don Volume I - XII" - Groink
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 30, 2010, 03:25:48 PM
"Single handed Domination over Team Nasser"  - Groink
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 03:27:29 PM
2 girls, 1 cup - by newmom

What are you saying mon_of_steele?  I don't get it?  ???
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Nirvana on July 30, 2010, 03:30:29 PM
All Hail
3x at Least  -AznMuscle
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 30, 2010, 03:31:06 PM
"Hot Ass Cougars" - Eyeball
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ThaRealist on July 30, 2010, 03:33:23 PM
This thread has taken off like wild fire....There is some Getbig gold in it too
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ThaRealist on July 30, 2010, 03:35:39 PM
"HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE, BY USING ALL CAPS" - Lee Priest
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: wes on July 30, 2010, 03:41:02 PM
Good stuff!!  LOL  :)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 30, 2010, 03:41:57 PM
"Standing and Posting on a Paintcan " - Falcon
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 03:43:30 PM
"The MILF Obsession" by Eyeball Chambers

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahh ahahahahaha

 ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 03:45:22 PM
"Hot Ass Cougars" - Eyeball

hahahahahha  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 30, 2010, 03:58:44 PM
"How to lose a forum in 30 days" - by Ron Avidan

"1"
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 30, 2010, 04:05:24 PM
MILF Obsessions and the problems they pose-case study by RPF's therapist
So it burns while you urinate-sev
DHL do's and dont's-nzmm
Bonding with your cat-pumpster
Ice, not just for drinks anymore-Chick
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 30, 2010, 04:12:12 PM
"My problem with man boobs"---Will Brink

"How to sell rat poison for profit"---Dave Palumbo

"The art of Romanian hip hop dancing"---Sev

"The complete guide to being an internet badass"---Disturbia

"How to train legs for 20 years and still buy pants off the rack"---Mike A.

"How to get checks from Bodybuilding.com without lifting a finger"---Ron A.

"How the muscle phone made me go bankrupt"---Issac H.

"How to pimp out a trailer in less than a week"---Derek A.





Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 04:12:32 PM
MILF Obsessions and the problems they pose-case study by RPF's therapist
So it burn while you urinate-sev
DHL do's and dont's-nzmm
Bonding with your cat-pumpster
Ice, not just for drinks anymore-Chick



hahahahahahah
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 04:14:35 PM
These aren't mine, but they're funny...  ;D

how to flip a tire by chaos

how I couldnt flip the same tire by big mal

big tits and nipples admirers..sf1900 and groink

sheeps best friend..nzmm and kiwiol

"dawg" by Mr. Nobody

tan lines, light beer and moustaches by newmom.

corns best friend, bigdickedbob

"Ill kick all your asses with my 10 inch arms, ShipShekki
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 30, 2010, 04:18:43 PM
"Tales and the lifestyle of a Conehead" - Chaos
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 04:20:33 PM
eat what you want and still look like a walking penis with ears..The True American idiot aka True Adonis

how to eat a canolli by calvin h

how to make canollis for calvin by newmom
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 04:22:10 PM
puff puff give, the weed diaries, by swede, smokingcrazy, xerxes and big mikecox
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 30, 2010, 04:23:42 PM
"I'm High and a Black Jew" - Wiggs
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 04:23:49 PM
"my dick loves big fat jiggly asses" Parker, bigmikecox, Wiggs and many others
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 04:26:00 PM
how to post countless great images..by will grant and the late mars
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 30, 2010, 04:26:42 PM
What to wear with size 19 heels-STella
...-arce
things every schmoe should know-ron
3 easy steps to cure a prolapsed anus-derek anthony
steriods and scat the lee priest story
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 04:27:13 PM
how to dump a harley in 5 minutes by newmom
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 30, 2010, 04:30:20 PM
Hey captain, wasnt your avatar on that other board a picture of you

unreal huge fuker

Toxic, I have nothing against you, but those two absolutely destroy you

thx bro, ya my pic is in the avatar, this paki twink isn't worth my time :)

my arm is the size of his quad
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 30, 2010, 04:32:03 PM
"How to manipulate kitchen lighting for photo shoots"---King Kamali

"HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND PISS OFF PEOPLE"---LEE PRIEST

"What not to do after you kill a bitch"---Craig Titus

"Why Advil should be outlawed"---Tom Prince

"Faux Hawk hairdo's over the age of 35"---Jay Cutler

"Selfish" ---Flex Wheeler

"I'm fat because I'm depressed, I'm depressed because I'm fat"---Shawn Ray

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 30, 2010, 04:34:18 PM
the quote function. why so hard?-calvin
Windows 95 paint, a beginners tutorial-sherrif salaby
when 32 seconds is too long-bluto
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: kiwiol on July 30, 2010, 04:36:59 PM
Windows 95 paint, a beginners tutorial-sherrif salaby

LMAO!
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 30, 2010, 04:38:29 PM
a jedi in my brown eye-xerxes
guide to posting on a friday night-mass 04
how to make 20,000 posts without ever using a comma-mr nobody
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 04:39:08 PM
"shoot anyone or thing on sight" and gummybears are my heros by benchmster
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 30, 2010, 04:51:36 PM
jonesy and me-onlymen
backyard strength training-kegdrainer
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 30, 2010, 04:52:44 PM
"Is gum surgery the only answer"---By Melvin Anthony
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 30, 2010, 04:53:57 PM
"How Palumboism originated"---By Marble
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: GetItOnNY on July 30, 2010, 04:56:06 PM
I dont drink dont smoke, but I take it in the Butt...Vince Goodrum.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: chaos on July 30, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
Awesome thread. lol 8)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on July 30, 2010, 06:30:31 PM
puff puff give, the weed diaries, by swede, smokingcrazy, xerxes and big mikecox
And Jimmy James Blunt
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on July 30, 2010, 06:32:31 PM
"How to fuck hoes and post this fact online all without your wife knowing" - Wiggs
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: disturbia on July 30, 2010, 06:46:59 PM
"Seeing Beside You Without Turning Your Head"---Queen Vissy
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 30, 2010, 07:24:05 PM
"Seeing Beside You Without Turning Your Head"---Queen Vissy


lol
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 07:29:43 PM
"Getting in Shape" by Newmom
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 07:34:23 PM
The Trilogy...

"Fuck OSU", "Fucking OSU", and "Fucking OSU Cheerleaders" by Doug_Steele
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on July 30, 2010, 08:12:13 PM
What to wear with size 19 heels-STella


 ;D





In Search of STella  by The Luke




Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on July 30, 2010, 08:14:10 PM
the quote function. why so hard?-calvin


ohhahahaa ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 30, 2010, 08:24:27 PM
"Virtual Cake Decoration" By STella
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on July 30, 2010, 08:30:18 PM
"Virtual Cake Decoration" By STella
;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: outby43 on July 30, 2010, 08:31:49 PM
"Bulking on Venom"  - noworries
"Reflections of Glass" - Squad
"Tactical Alignment: (The Last Days of "The Squad") - Kiwiol
"Dorm Room Decorating" BezerkFury
"100 ways to Assault your Employer" -  Disturbia
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr. Magoo on July 30, 2010, 08:35:44 PM
I'm not who you think I am- mr. magoo
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on July 30, 2010, 08:36:39 PM
Losing Your Identity   by windsor88
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: kiwiol on July 30, 2010, 08:37:23 PM
"Bulking on Venom"  - noworries
"Reflections of Glass" - Squad
"Tactical Alignment: (The Last Days of "The Squad") - Kiwiol
"Dorm Room Decorating" BezerkFury
"100 ways to Assault your Employer" -  Disturbia


Not bad ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: noworries on July 30, 2010, 08:45:17 PM
"The Art of the Reach Around"  Vince "Take I Don't Swallow" Goodrum
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 30, 2010, 09:02:44 PM
"Losing my hair, my asshole virginity and my dignity all in the same year"---by Derek Anthony
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 30, 2010, 09:08:13 PM
An Idiot's Guide to Flotsam and Jetsam - Vince B

also by this author:

Crashing Funerals for Fun and Profit

LMfao
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: WillGrant on July 30, 2010, 09:12:50 PM
LMAO!
"How to write a 30,000 word PM and not say anything plus other Ramblings" By Kiwiol - fowarded by The Oracle  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: WillGrant on July 30, 2010, 09:20:54 PM
"How to seduce a tranny and convince the world you aint gay"

By Wiggs and G_thang

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BIG ACH on July 30, 2010, 09:22:00 PM
"How to manage my billions $, while being 6'4, 280 lbs RIPPED and drug free, all while banging two supermodels in the back of my brand new ferrari" - By the brilliant minds of GETBIG who bench 500 lbs for reps

Chapter 1 - From Trailers to triple chins - By SquadFather....
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 30, 2010, 09:34:01 PM
"Meth took my job, house, muscle and use of my dick"---by John Romano
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: noworries on July 30, 2010, 10:57:51 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: noworries on July 30, 2010, 10:58:26 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Purple Aki on July 30, 2010, 11:27:13 PM
Lesbianism: the ugly truth.

By Medford.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 31, 2010, 01:50:16 AM
"karaoke for 30+ singles in Romania" - Sev

"An expert's guide to Romanian prostitutes" - Sev

"McDonalds sweet tea, Tube8 and GetBig: My life as an entrepreneur" - 240orBust

"the hair of IFBB pros - an obsession" - Webcake

"I never understood the business secrets of them rich folks" - Vince Goodrum

"Don't stand up - how to avoid violent attack" - Swede
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 31, 2010, 02:44:16 AM
How to make homemade porn that the whole family can enjoy- by Uk Gold

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Purple Aki on July 31, 2010, 07:55:12 AM
"Maintaining your sexual purity" by Method 101.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 31, 2010, 08:05:10 AM
;D

LMFAO. Good stuff right there.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2010, 08:38:01 AM
"How to seduce a tranny and convince the world you aint gay"

By Wiggs and G_thang



Dude...you are suppose to set the filters on your browser?   



" The Art of Recognition and Filter Settings, The Search for the Dime Piece Tranny" By G_Thang

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/l_15ceafdc344d4759675f073940999c24.jpg)

gotta call it like it is...as tre would say.  :-\

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 31, 2010, 08:39:56 AM
So many funny ones, hard to even single one out  ;D

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2010, 09:21:43 AM
How to buy really cheap whores on a 3rd world salary and convince foreigners you're a pussymaster?  By Sev

How to persuade you old lady’s family you’re under 15 yrs old too? By Swede




Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2010, 09:33:47 AM
Memoirs of an Unsuccessful Midget Wrestler and his MMA Quest.  by Swede
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on July 31, 2010, 10:25:44 AM
"How I helped Lee Priest Improve His Chest" by alexxx


"Stay Away From my Sister"  by alexxx


"Animals are Filthy but Buttholes are Clean" by drkaje


"Auxiliary Verbs:  Who needs em?"  by G-Thang
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 31, 2010, 10:33:08 AM
The Trilogy...

"Fuck OSU", "Fucking OSU", and "Fucking OSU Cheerleaders" by Doug_Steele

This is sad but true.  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 31, 2010, 10:51:51 AM
Gorgeous trannies: A pictorial-pumpster
My favorite black muffin recipes-hulkster
Ghostwriting 101-ron harris
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2010, 11:10:55 AM
Why Grammer and Spell Checking would make Getbig an Intellectual Hub?  By Boonasty

How to take getbig serious and personal, I exposed the nobodies behind the usernames?  By Sev
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2010, 11:13:33 AM
How Shawn Ray pinched pennies and made his real money?  by Knoxville

How the #### I cant lease a Lambo on $120K yrly x 12 yrs? by Shawn Ray
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 31, 2010, 11:31:30 AM
"How to build 15 inch biceps with only 20 years of training"---by Ron Harris
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 31, 2010, 11:32:13 AM
"How I brought back the arm band tattoo" ---by Croatch
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 31, 2010, 11:33:40 AM
"How to pretend you're not racist by posting a picture of a pretend black wife"---By Alex 23
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 31, 2010, 11:37:24 AM
Medford-i'll start tommorrow
moosejay-a teens guide to summer jobs
coach-soapy or sticky? which stud is for you?
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2010, 11:40:46 AM
How to flip tires with an ice cream cone on your head while mal checks himself for a hernia?  by Chaos
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2010, 11:45:24 AM
It's Amazing!  How Vaseline application works better than Grape Jelly?  Co-Authored by Vissy, Vince and BayGBM
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Wiggs on July 31, 2010, 11:45:46 AM
Holy cow that was a huge cock on that tranny! It was all mangled at the end :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 31, 2010, 12:12:05 PM
From third world hookers to reptilian concepts: a redemption- sevastase
From reptilian concepts to living like a reptile: a downfall- Falcon
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 31, 2010, 12:36:15 PM
MELTING DOWN IN CAPS..a case study - D. Anthony

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Wiggs on July 31, 2010, 12:38:45 PM
puff puff give, the weed diaries, by swede, smokingcrazy, xerxes and big mikecox

You forgot me and James
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 31, 2010, 12:39:02 PM
Removing semen from turbans and  99 other ways to please your jihadist-jtsunami
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 31, 2010, 01:21:36 PM

Dude...you are suppose to set the filters on your browser?   



" The Art of Recognition and Filter Settings, The Search for the Dime Piece Tranny" By G_Thang

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/67/l_15ceafdc344d4759675f073940999c24.jpg)

gotta call it like it is...as tre would say.  :-\



body looks a bit like my woman.....except my girl is a GIRL and her titties are real   8)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2010, 01:24:49 PM
body looks a bit like my woman.....except my girl is a GIRL and her titties are real   8)

what are your trying to prove?  my girl is well endowed but her s##t dont sag to her stomach.  stop trying to prove something when there is nothing to prove on this site.  i'll post trannies instead of my girlfriend since she didnt give her permission.   (http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/images/smilies2/beerbang.gif)

btw...try sev or one of the others who believe this board is life n death.  ::)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 31, 2010, 01:38:54 PM
what are your trying to prove?  my girl is well endowed but her s##t dont sag to her stomach.  stop trying to prove something when there is nothing to prove on this site.  i'll post trannies instead of my girlfriend since she didnt give her permission.   (http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/images/smilies2/beerbang.gif)

btw...try sev or one of the others who believe this board is life n death.  ::)

her titties don't sag to her stomach, not even close.

When a woman has big natural breasts they are gonna hang a little,I like that, but nowhere near down to her stomach. You are just being a douche there.

Notice the tiny waist too  ;)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2010, 01:41:12 PM
her titties don't sag to her stomach, not even close.

When a woman has big natural breasts they are gonna hang a little,I like that, but nowhere near down to her stomach. You are just being a douche there.

Notice the tiny waist too  ;)

wtf are you trying to prove?  i'm the wrong getbigger, because i dont give a f##k.  that's why my posts are all over the place.  more entertainment than anything for me. you're not processsing this...are you? 
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on July 31, 2010, 01:42:24 PM
divcom ruining another thread with his unintelligible gibberish. Groink's gf has an amazing body, you're just jaded from posting pics of pigs and trannies 14 hours a day.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Army of One on July 31, 2010, 01:42:48 PM
her titties don't sag to her stomach, not even close.

When a woman has big natural breasts they are gonna hang a little,I like that, but nowhere near down to her stomach. You are just being a douche there.

Notice the tiny waist too  ;)

Nice triceps, is that from the resistance of her trying to push her head off the pillow during hard anal sessions?
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on July 31, 2010, 01:42:59 PM
divcom ruining another thread with his unintelligible gibberish. Groink's gf has an amazing body, you're just jaded from posting pics of pigs and trannies 14 hours a day.

(http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/images/smilies2/beerbang.gif)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 31, 2010, 01:51:25 PM
Nice triceps, is that from the resistance of her trying to push her head off the pillow during hard anal sessions?

Dude....i have tried, It's a physics thing......my wang ain't going in that tiny hole without killing her  :'(

It's torture, because her ass just begs to be fucked
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 31, 2010, 03:24:22 PM
what are your trying to prove?  my girl is well endowed but her s##t dont sag to her stomach.  stop trying to prove something when there is nothing to prove on this site.  i'll post trannies instead of my girlfriend since she didnt give her permission.   (http://forums.musculardevelopment.com/images/smilies2/beerbang.gif)

btw...try sev or one of the others who believe this board is life n death.  ::)

Are you trying to say that Groink can eat her puss and suck her tit at the same time G?
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: noworries on July 31, 2010, 03:31:02 PM
Holy cow that was a huge cock on that tranny! It was all mangled at the end :-X :-X :-X

It looks like a sea cucumber
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 31, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
"Why the feds took my ice cream truck business away"---By Vince Basile
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 31, 2010, 03:43:00 PM
"The Epic, Monster art of pwning people"---By Squadfather
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 31, 2010, 03:46:32 PM
"Why the feds took my ice cream truck business away" or "Living in Exile: Australia" ---By Vince Basile

Fixed..
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Parker on July 31, 2010, 04:21:04 PM
body looks a bit like my woman.....except my girl is a GIRL and her titties are real   8)
Its All about The Titties-Groink
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: outby43 on July 31, 2010, 04:31:49 PM
body looks a bit like my woman.....except my girl is a GIRL and her titties are real   8)

Nice Fucking tits !!!!
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on July 31, 2010, 04:45:12 PM
body looks a bit like my woman.....except my girl is a GIRL and her titties are real   8)
Most excellent rack, Groink. Thanks for sharing.  :)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on July 31, 2010, 04:51:31 PM
nick hersh:the trials and tribulations of life as a horse faced mutation in the american university
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: WillGrant on July 31, 2010, 04:53:11 PM
Most excellent rack, Groink. Thanks for sharing.  :)
You like men with gyno ?  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 31, 2010, 04:53:48 PM
From the stage to the state (penn) - C. Titus
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Army of One on July 31, 2010, 05:04:46 PM
From the stage to the state (penn) - C. Titus


C.Titus?Maitre d' at Canal Bar?
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Jussup on July 31, 2010, 05:29:10 PM

Natural Bodybuilding - How to kick some juicers' ass   by Kyomo

Natural Bodybuilding - Living the lie  by layne norton, foreword by skip la cour 

The company man - the ultimate guide on how to safeguard your career. How to get rid of your ethics, be the ideal mouthpiece in every situation and suck your employer's cock real deep.   by Bob Chick

IFBB - a true love story by Bob Chick
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ThaRealist on July 31, 2010, 05:37:08 PM
"Blame It On The Advil. The Tom Prince Story"
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 31, 2010, 05:43:10 PM
C.Titus?Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

I think Kelly is working on a book as well, I heard the working title was 'How I f*cked up my life by marrying an idiot, now serving 10-15 for it'
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Parker on July 31, 2010, 05:52:16 PM
"The Ninjas Did It!"- Flex Wheeler

"when in doubt, blame a Ninja"--Flex Wheeler, edited by Jackie Chan

"I Could have beaten Mike Tyson That Night"- Chris Cormier

"Touch Me, I'll Sue"- Shawn Ray

"How to wear a 5,000 suit for dinner and not have to pay for Dinnner"- Shawn Ray

"A Schmoe's Guide, 2010 Edition"- Co-written by Lonnie Teper and Tre

"Busting Your Balls"---SquadFather, aka Quaker Oats

"Slurp!" BayGBM

"If I did it, this is how it would have been done"-Craig Titus

"Two To The Dome"---Sally McNeil

"Shotgun blasts are heard..." -Sally McNeil, lyrics by LLCoolJ, "Mamma Said Knock you Out"

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 31, 2010, 08:30:38 PM
"The Ninjas Did It!"- Flex Wheeler

"when in doubt, blame a Ninja"--Flex Wheeler, edited by Jackie Chan

"I Could have beaten Mike Tyson That Night"- Chris Cormier

"Touch Me, I'll Sue"- Shawn Ray

"How to wear a 5,000 suit for dinner and not have to pay for Dinnner"- Shawn Ray

"A Schmoe's Guide, 2010 Edition"- Co-written by Lonnie Teper and Tre

"Busting Your Balls"---SquadFather, aka Quaker Oats

"Slurp!" BayGBM

"If I did it, this is how it would have been done"-Craig Titus

"Two To The Dome"---Sally McNeil

"Shotgun blasts are heard..." -Sally McNeil, lyrics by LLCoolJ, "Mamma Said Knock you Out"




lolz at "touch me, I'll sue" by Shawn Ray
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Alex23 on July 31, 2010, 08:33:59 PM

lolz at "touch me, I'll sue" by Shawn Ray

Abdo, ppl have stated we're the same person. Obviously your english is better than mind but your IQ much lower which I find ironic ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 31, 2010, 08:41:20 PM
                      "Shit on the tip of my cock: The Craig Titus story"

From throwing Afterparties to throwing gasoline on a corpse, the rise and fall of BBings biggest douche
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 31, 2010, 09:04:18 PM
Abdo, ppl have stated we're the same person. Obviously your english is better than mind but your IQ much lower which I find ironic ;D

You were once a funny bastard. Now you're just foregone conclusion :-\
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: jon cole on August 01, 2010, 12:46:35 AM
"broken english for dummies"
"An introduction to broken english" by jon cole.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: jon cole on August 01, 2010, 12:47:37 AM
",,,Got Trou,,ble with my keY:board"    by GH15.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Parker on August 01, 2010, 02:17:58 AM
"Shawn Ray told me to work at McDonald's, I should have listened"
Kamali


"Delusional, Me, No Way?" Melvin Goodrum

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 01, 2010, 11:08:10 AM
"10 reasons we should legalize Crack"---By Chris Cormier
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 01, 2010, 11:09:55 AM
"101 ways to use Topstick"---by Bob Chick
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 01, 2010, 11:11:35 AM
"How I single handedly made Orange Roughy an endangered species" by Jay Cutler
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 01, 2010, 11:13:13 AM
"Racing Greyhounds" by True Adonis
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 01, 2010, 11:14:34 AM
"Don't call me coconut head" by Sergio Oliva
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 01, 2010, 11:23:03 AM
"Thank You Mommie- a mothers love is a mothers love" by Shawn Ray
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 01, 2010, 11:30:23 AM
"Why I ate small humans" by Greg Kovacs
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: mass 04 on August 01, 2010, 05:50:56 PM
Mr. Magoo- "Gayer Than"
Mister Magoo- "Gayer Than" (non-fiction)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 01, 2010, 05:53:53 PM
body looks a bit like my woman.....except my girl is a GIRL and her titties are real   8)

Poor thing..she looks cold ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr. Magoo on August 01, 2010, 05:56:22 PM
Mr. Magoo- "Gayer Than"
Mister Magoo- "Gayer Than" (non-fiction)

lmfao  :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: chaos on August 01, 2010, 06:00:27 PM
wtf are you trying to prove?  i'm the wrong getbigger, because i dont give a f##k.  that's why my posts are all over the place.  more entertainment than anything for me. you're not processsing this...are you? 
G_Thing having an epic meltdown in this thread. Must be a product of his third world upbringing.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 01, 2010, 06:03:09 PM
"Dating a gay Chameleon..where to stand to gain attention" - by Melvin Goodrum




Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Nirvana on August 01, 2010, 08:53:10 PM
the book of Nasser

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 02, 2010, 02:55:22 AM
"Getting ahead of time: starting your midlife crisis ten years early" by Groink
"The trials and tribulations of a jealous wife's husband" by Craig Titus
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on August 02, 2010, 03:11:18 AM
many gimmicks, many failed horse face corrective surgeries, many lonely nights as a dorm room shut in-the bezerkfury story
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 02, 2010, 03:33:15 AM
"Getting ahead of time: starting your midlife crisis ten years early" by Groink
"The trials and tribulations of a jealous wife's husband" by Craig Titus

"My wife's tits are not hanging low - they are just natural" - Groink
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 07:08:15 AM
"The bee's knees"-Natwonder
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 07:16:04 AM
''How to slide down the firepole....naked!"-mass04
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on August 02, 2010, 07:27:09 AM
How white women side tracked my career?  by Chris Cormier

How I passed on a fitness icon and the good life?  by Chris Cormier

How Shawn Ray got me out of jams but also put in the unemployment line?  by Flex Wheeler

How I destroyed the John Brown Legacy?  by Melvin Anthony

 
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 07:29:38 AM
"Wrestling is real"-showstoppa
"Ric Flair is my hero"-showstoppa
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 02, 2010, 07:34:55 AM
"Get It? How to make intelligence and wit reachable to Bbing fans"-Tapeworm
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on August 02, 2010, 07:39:53 AM
Sugary Sweet Alco-drinks for the Manly-Man  by ClavinH




Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on August 02, 2010, 07:40:36 AM
Was he a country pumpkin Mr. O or a Sly Dog?  by Alti Bautista
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 07:42:50 AM
"The book of klutz"-STella
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on August 02, 2010, 07:43:38 AM
"The book of klutz"-STella

hahaha ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 02, 2010, 07:45:28 AM
"The Dream I had for self-proclaimed athletes with no shortage of pharmaceutical resources: Beauty Pageants!" by The SchmoeFather Joe W.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: newmom on August 02, 2010, 08:01:41 AM
"The lack of silence"-newmom



LMAO asshole.

How my bat never hits balls by Fluffy
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 02, 2010, 08:03:02 AM
Being the first to smell a fart - Swede

How to lift as little weight as possible and still look big - Bob Chick

Conehead, my travels through France. - Chaos.

Manties and secrets of ebay.  Nasser El Sonbaty

smaller, slower, weaker - sev

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: newmom on August 02, 2010, 08:09:28 AM
I can drink a gallon of water within 30 mins

By Newmom. ;D




HAHA douchebag ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: newmom on August 02, 2010, 08:14:34 AM
500 ways to style a moustache-newmom

et tu ?? Dipshit ;D



2 girls, 1 cup - by newmom

WTF does this mean ??? this outta be good
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 02, 2010, 08:37:26 AM
"My wife's tits are not hanging low - they are just natural" - Groink

Being jealous of a guy 15 years older than you because he owns you - Half of Getbig
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: newmom on August 02, 2010, 08:43:07 AM
Being jealous of a guy 15 years older than you because he owns you - Half of Getbig

you mean 80 percent right Groink ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: noworries on August 02, 2010, 08:48:30 AM
"Book of Excuses" Vince "Cock-Sucker" Goodrum PHD, BS, CST, MD, DC, ETC
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 02, 2010, 09:52:10 AM
et tu ?? Dipshit ;D

WTF does this mean ??? this outta be good

Well, it's a nice story about sharing.

Here's the wikipedia definition.

2 Girls 1 Cup is the unofficial nickname of the trailer for Hungry Bitches, a 2007 Brazilian scat-fetish pornographic film produced by MFX Media.[1] The trailer features two women conducting themselves in fetishistic intimate relations, including defecating into a cup, taking turns ostensibly consuming the excrement, and vomiting it into each other's mouths. "Lovers Theme" by Hervé Roy, from the movie La folie des grandeurs, plays throughout.[2][3]
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Grape Ape on August 02, 2010, 10:09:23 AM
How to lose any argument, anytime, anywhere:  Hulkster

Of Paint Cans, Olive Oil and Methamphetamine:  The New Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding:  Johnny Falcon

1500 unmemorable posts - one man's Getbig journey: Grape Ape
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 10:22:42 AM
"How to almost ruin this thread by acting like a little bitch"-toxic
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 02, 2010, 10:28:14 AM
"How to almost ruin this thread by acting like a little bitch"-toxic

"Why I chose assumptions and not evidences" by Toxic (preface by C.Titus)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 10:31:18 AM
"Why I chose assumptions and not evidences" by Toxic (preface by C.Titus)


"Why my pic from a mile away shows that my body is better then yours"-toxic
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 02, 2010, 10:32:01 AM

"Why my pic from a mile away shows that my body is better then yours"-toxic

Dedicated to Vince G.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 10:40:36 AM
"Vodka,a love story"-CalvinH
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 10:43:01 AM
"I will keep attacking Get Biggers till I find someone to play with"-disturbia
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 02, 2010, 10:44:16 AM
"Vodka,a love story"-CalvinH
can I cowrite ?? pleeaaaase ....  :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 10:49:30 AM
can I cowrite ?? pleeaaaase ....  :D


YES!...It will be a masterpiece! 8)



Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 02, 2010, 11:06:41 AM
Lotion, a man's best friend - Karl Kox.

living in the shadows - swede

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 02, 2010, 11:09:00 AM

YES!...It will be a masterpiece! 8




I serve it chilled off of this

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cpQ7Uybp1om4pM:http://gothicsexdevils.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/goth-pussy-show.jpg&t=1)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 11:11:42 AM
I serve it chilled off of this

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cpQ7Uybp1om4pM:http://gothicsexdevils.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/goth-pussy-show.jpg&t=1)




 ;D :D 8)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ag2 on August 02, 2010, 11:32:58 AM
>:(

"How I learned to stop fearing a black muslim president and love it" - Coach    ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ag2 on August 02, 2010, 11:37:39 AM
How to delete popular threads-by Bob Chick
Mirage ice machines and how they work- by Bob Chick
How to look like a pirate without actually trying to- by Bob Chick


It's only gay if you want it to be; a look at one night at the Mirage - Bob Chick
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: ag2 on August 02, 2010, 11:44:59 AM
"I hate Bigbobs" - Groink


"How to win internet battles and never get laid" - Tyr

"How to manage multiple personalities" - Tyr, preface by Barracuda
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on September 06, 2010, 08:37:49 AM
"Bent Over Rolls Gave Me The Clamp" by co-authors Jumpstart and Lundgrenisgod



"In the House and Out of the Closet in 2 Days" by Ross Erstling
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: jon cole on September 06, 2010, 08:44:26 AM
"In bed with Nasser" by Alex 23...
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: jon cole on September 06, 2010, 08:45:33 AM
"Fort Apache" by Shawn Ray.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: TEsticles on September 06, 2010, 09:33:53 AM
"Bent Over Rolls Gave Me The Clamp" by co-authors Jumpstart and Lundgrenisgod



"In the House and Out of the Closet in 2 Days" by Ross Erstling
;D
Title: How many getbiggers could do this
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 07, 2010, 10:49:26 AM


Or should I say, any have? I just found about this show "surviving the cut" on discovery channel, pretty cool.
Title: Re: How many getbiggers could do this
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 07, 2010, 10:50:46 AM
what, embedding disabled :

Title: Re: How many getbiggers could do this
Post by: che on September 07, 2010, 11:36:36 AM


Or should I say, any have? I just found about this show "surviving the cut" on discovery channel, pretty cool.
I do it everyday at work  .
Title: Re: How many getbiggers could do this
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 07, 2010, 12:09:29 PM


Or should I say, any have? I just found about this show "surviving the cut" on discovery channel, pretty cool.

I could do that quickly ! I have very good balance I don't know if I could complete Ranger school but that task no problem.
Title: Re: How many getbiggers could do this
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 07, 2010, 02:58:06 PM
I do it everyday at work  .

You steelworker guys would get a good laugh.


Quote
I could do that quickly ! I have very good balance I don't know if I could complete Ranger school but that task no problem.

Thing is, they get less than 4 hours a sleep and around 2000 calories of rations, for 60 days! 
Title: Re: How many getbiggers could do this
Post by: Master Blaster on September 07, 2010, 03:05:34 PM

Thing is, they get less than 4 hours a sleep and around 2000 calories of rations, for 60 days! 

sounds like a typical bodybuilder
Title: Re: How many getbiggers could do this
Post by: oldman on September 07, 2010, 08:27:54 PM
I can do that and more, I was a PJ
Title: Re: How many getbiggers could do this
Post by: benchmstr on September 07, 2010, 08:31:38 PM
that happened in our training... a lot of guy could do it, but refused to try because they were afraid of heights...

bench
Title: Re: How many getbiggers could do this
Post by: lovemonkey on September 07, 2010, 09:44:02 PM
that happened in our training... a lot of guy could do it, but refused to try because they were afraid of heights...

bench

Exactly, that thing/challenge is easily 95% mental.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on October 01, 2010, 10:30:36 AM
why did this thread get merged ::)


"The Hunt for Brown November" by disturbia

"Always the Optimist" by Deicide





Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 01, 2010, 10:34:22 AM
"Does this mirror make me look fat?" fatpanda

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on October 01, 2010, 10:49:47 AM
''I won't change my mind,yes I will,no I won't,yes I will..."

disturbia
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 01, 2010, 10:51:56 AM
"Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine..."  Calvin H.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on October 01, 2010, 10:54:36 AM
"Pabst Blue Ribbon,wings,ribs,steak,and burgers-a five course meal for rednecks"

Showstoppa
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 01, 2010, 10:57:07 AM
"Pabst Blue Ribbon,wings,ribs,steak,and burgers-a five course meal for rednecks"

Showstoppa

Hell yeah!  You are making me love it being Friday!
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: kiwiol on October 01, 2010, 11:02:34 AM
Where .hic. are my...hic...assless chaps?

by Clavin
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 01, 2010, 11:04:07 AM
"Hey boy, where is my latte?"  kiwiol
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: kiwiol on October 01, 2010, 11:07:11 AM
"Hey boy, where is my latte?"  kiwiol

latte? ::)

I'm more of a Frappacino kinda guy ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Doug_Steele on October 01, 2010, 11:08:31 AM
"Where has my Gonzo Gone?" Gene
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on October 01, 2010, 11:33:07 AM
"I can gain 45lbs of muscle in a week"-kiwol
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on October 01, 2010, 11:35:20 AM
''How many stupid threads can I start on GB"-tallgerman
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: kiwiol on October 01, 2010, 11:38:33 AM
"I can gain 45lbs of muscle in a week"-kiwol

It is possible with enough chunky Kit Kats, bro.

Remember - a calorie is a calorie 8)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on October 01, 2010, 11:40:54 AM
"Nobody can understand what the fuck I'm writing when I use ebonics"-Gthang
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 01, 2010, 11:50:08 AM
"Nobody can understand what the fuck I'm writing when I use ebonics"-Gthang

You forgot to include a pic of a tranny and then insult north america.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on October 01, 2010, 11:52:31 AM
You forgot to include a pic of a tranny and then insult north america.



You just ruined my next two book titles >:(
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 01, 2010, 11:53:15 AM


You just ruined my next two book titles >:(

Sorry man...I'm jacked up on ECA.  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dov on October 01, 2010, 11:53:43 AM
"Pabst Blue Ribbon,wings,ribs,steak,and burgers-a five course meal for rednecks"

Showstoppa
Haha!

"Apex be the big city life here in norfkakalaki"   -Show
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: boonasty on October 01, 2010, 01:34:07 PM


"The Constipation Principle: My Take on the Most Muscular Aesthetic" by dov
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: SS on October 01, 2010, 01:36:33 PM
How to throw a big gulp at a car and end up with only a scratch..........By Disturbed.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Matt C on October 01, 2010, 01:37:58 PM
"WHy I left Getbig" by  Intenseone
 
"Why I left Getbig" by Joe Loco
 
"Why I left Getbig" by JME
 
"I'm leaving Getbig" by The Coach

  ;D ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: disturbia on October 01, 2010, 01:40:47 PM
Thailands Transvestites Obsession with Coneheads"
released in 10 days by chaos
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: _bruce_ on October 01, 2010, 03:12:08 PM
"Gravity Kills - Self mutilation via Calisthenics"
by Keith

"Stretching Time and Space with your Waistline"
by Keith

"Self Implosion During Breakfast"
by Keith

"Turning Mental Illness into Motivation"
by Dr. Vince Goodrum

"Shit Happens - Flushing your Body"
by SCII Goodrum

"Nobody wants me - Allah at Crossroads"
by Sherief "Sock" Shalabi

"Strong... yet Ugly"
by Rip "a fart" Lori

"Fit With Mossad - Ignite the Jew in you"
by Ron

"Training Facilities Of WWII - The Concentration Camp"
by Sir Adonis

"Dr. Pineapple - Killing yourself in 10 easy steps"
by Disturbia

"No Pink All Stink - Gay Fever for Beginners"
by Dr. Bay

"Vertically Challenged? - Live through your Idols!"
by Swede

"Torah At Labora - Hairstyle of Honor"
by Matt "Mitzvha" C
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Man of Steel on October 01, 2010, 03:26:56 PM
"Big Talk and No Pics"
by 98% of Getbig membership
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: noworries on October 01, 2010, 04:47:36 PM
"Gravity Kills - Self mutilation via Calisthenics"
by Keith

"Stretching Time and Space with your Waistline"
by Keith

"Self Implosion During Breakfast"
by Keith

"Turning Mental Illness into Motivation"
by Dr. Vince Goodrum

"Shit Happens - Flushing your Body"
by SCII Goodrum

"Nobody wants me - Allah at Crossroads"
by Sherief "Sock" Shalabi

"Strong... yet Ugly"
by Rip "a fart" Lori

"Fit With Mossad - Ignite the Jew in you"
by Ron

"Training Facilities Of WWII - The Concentration Camp"
by Sir Adonis

"Dr. Pineapple - Killing yourself in 10 easy steps"
by Disturbia

"No Pink All Stink - Gay Fever for Beginners"
by Dr. Bay

"Vertically Challenged? - Live through your Idols!"
by Swede

"Torah At Labora - Hairstyle of Honor"
by Matt "Mitzvha" C

"I just can't seem to be funny"
by Bruce

"Why do people laugh at me and not with me"
by Bruce
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr. Magoo on October 31, 2010, 08:06:33 PM
"How to tire out a kid by chasing them in circles"---by Vince Basile



decided to post part of your search results on getbig huh?
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: lift 456 on November 01, 2010, 12:34:51 PM
"Breaking Up with Dignity" by Mike & Cherry Arvilla
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 01, 2010, 04:59:46 PM
decided to post part of your search results on getbig huh?

www.reelwavs.com/movies/fight_club/limber.wav
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Firemuscle on November 01, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
 How to be secure in your heterosexuality- The Coach

 You too can look like a male supermodel- Chaos

 Casual, non-obsessive use of the internet- Alex23

 Go to a house party and do not have homosexual foreplay with all the boyz there- Xerxes

 I do not like to suck cock- Johnny No Name

 Ok i'll admit the obvious, I've been abusing steroids for years- Groink
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Firemuscle on November 01, 2010, 05:14:55 PM
"2000 baht and the story of how I get laid" - Shipsekki

 It's only 500-1000 baht actually.

 You got overcharged.

 But maybe the gay male prostiture charge more than the ladies?
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 01, 2010, 05:19:34 PM
Actually I paid 3000baht, I know it's usually 1000. She worked for it and it was nothing to me.
Sometimes you take a hit bro, maybe nextime you will get more out of it.  8)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Firemuscle on November 01, 2010, 05:20:29 PM
Actually I paid 3000baht, I know it's usually 1000. She worked for it and it was nothing to me.

 Overpaying a whore like that is for chumps.

 Pay them the minimum and not a dime more. Unless they do something really awesome like tongue-fuck your cornhole or something.

 Did you fuck with any trannys out there? I was gonna try it but they just looked so strange and crazy I couldn't go through with it.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Firemuscle on November 01, 2010, 06:26:30 PM
At one point I plowed through 8 skanks in 3 days out there.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on November 01, 2010, 10:07:07 PM
1001 Ways to Kiss Charles Glass' Ass and Get Next to Mindi Smith - by G_Thang

(http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mindi-smith-8.jpg)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: chaos on November 01, 2010, 10:08:39 PM
1001 Ways to Kiss Charles Glass' Ass and Get Next to Mindi Smith Only to be laughed at and spit on- by G_Thang

(http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mindi-smith-8.jpg)
:D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on May 12, 2011, 08:06:50 AM
"Interesting, and more"   by Ron



"F*** That Noise"    by Reeves
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: lovemonkey on May 12, 2011, 08:12:05 AM
"Bleaching mustaches for dummies" - Runningmom
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on May 12, 2011, 08:21:17 AM
"Bleaching mustaches for dummies" - Runningmom

lol
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Deicide on May 12, 2011, 08:22:55 AM
30+ and Directionless

How to make your life a mess!

Bestseller

Deicide
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 12, 2011, 08:43:00 AM
decided to post part of your search results on getbig huh?

haha lol

that was kind of funny  :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Devon97 on May 12, 2011, 08:54:58 AM
30+ and Directionless

How to make your life a mess!

Bestseller

Deicide

WIll you be having a book signing?
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Deicide on May 12, 2011, 08:56:19 AM
WIll you be having a book signing?

Well, the book is just in the preliminary stages, don't worry, upong publishing all getbiggers will get a free copy!
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Reeves on May 16, 2011, 03:17:44 PM
"Interesting, and more"   by Ron



"F*** That Noise"    by Reeves

You are too kind...

If I may, your book would be on "Faith" and the forward might well be written thus -

It is said that belief in Christ is nothing more than a leap of faith. The chasm that separates us from God really is not all that wide, but as with all such divides you can not leap it in two jumps. 

In our daily lives we often fail to make even the shortest "jumps", tripping over that which should not even tempt us.  Worry not, beloved.  For there is someone waiting to catch you, not if, but when, as we all do, fall.


The words are not mine for I was never so eloquent nor have I had faith in any thing as base as man nor as grand as God. 
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: newmom on May 16, 2011, 04:11:25 PM
"Bleaching mustaches for dummies" - Runningmom
>:( >:(
lol
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( ::) Bitch


Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on June 08, 2012, 06:41:02 AM
"Oblivion:  Oh The Humanity"  by OneMoreRep


"Subject deflections and Petrified Rock Collections" by True Adonis


"International Litgation:  It Takes Time" by suckmymuscle
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on June 08, 2012, 06:56:15 AM
"out to sea: in search of davey jones' fart locker"
 by go4"it"

"cruising 4 a bruising: managing anal inflamation at sea"
By go4"it"



;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on June 08, 2012, 06:56:45 AM
"Prehistoric Weight Training" by wes

"Gore on the internet" by Stark

"Defending All Things Black: Theory and Practice" by Parket/G-Thang
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on June 08, 2012, 06:58:01 AM
The Kit-Kat Kookbook! By Fat Panda
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 08, 2012, 07:01:39 AM
"Prehistoric Weight Training" by wes

"Gore on the internet" by Stark

"Defending All Things Black: Theory and Practice" by Parket/G-Thang
;D ;D  hahahaha this thread is terrific.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on June 08, 2012, 07:02:59 AM
Kookbook!
;D




"You bastard! .... xoxoxoxo" by booty
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on June 08, 2012, 07:06:47 AM
;D




"You bastard! .... xoxoxoxo" by booty

hahha, thanks for resurrecting the thread bb :)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on June 08, 2012, 07:07:01 AM
"Mouthfuls" A beginner's guide on fellatio. by Queen Vissy
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 08, 2012, 07:10:51 AM
"multiple meltdowns for dummies" by YAGR/BFRS/Asif/shipsekki
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on June 08, 2012, 07:12:29 AM
"I forgot my legs at home" by Groink.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on June 08, 2012, 07:45:33 AM
"How to Get Your Name Out There" by Cleanest Natural

"Making Sense of Forums" by xxxLinda

"Captivating Glutes of Black Men: Pictures Included" by Hulkster

"Look Like Shit and Feel OK About It" by tbombz

"Weight Training Programs for the Elderly Gentleman" by Vince Basile

"G4P survival guide" by Derek Anthony (underground e-book)

"A Tour of English Prisons" by pillowtalk

"Pull Dem White Chicks" by Milton G. Wiggins III

"Internet Relationship Pitfalls: A Cautionary Tale" by WillGrant

"Sweet Potato Cookbook" by Pat Banya/Yong Ho

"Lee Priest: Kiss 'n Tell" by booty
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on June 08, 2012, 07:50:22 AM
"I'll check your credit and your prostate" Bay
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 08, 2012, 07:56:37 AM
Pretential Bullshit Recipes and How to be a extra in a Dingo move -- True Adonis

Being owned and decimated -- Suckmymuscle

It's not HIV but full blown AIDS --Derek Anthony

Black and Gay, One more strike and I'm out -- Vince Goodrum

Look at me! Look at me! LOOK AT ME!-- Big Ach

Denial -- Groink

Delusion -- Asif

Pirate coats and Ice machines -- Bob Chick

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 09, 2012, 06:26:39 AM
Wild Physique - Vin Gironda
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: che on June 09, 2012, 06:38:01 AM

"cruising 4 a bruising: managing anal inflamation at sea"
By go4"it"



Hahahaha
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on June 09, 2012, 06:43:13 AM
Pretential Bullshit Recipes and How to be a extra in a Dingo move -- True Adonis

Being owned and decimated -- Suckmymuscle

It's not HIV but full blown AIDS --Derek Anthony

Black and Gay, One more strike and I'm out -- Vince Goodrum

Look at me! Look at me! LOOK AT ME!-- Big Ach

Denial -- Groink

Delusion -- Asif

Pirate coats and Ice machines -- Bob Chick
Pirate coats and Ice machines, oh my! 
Pirate coats and Ice machines, oh my! 
Pirate coats and Ice machines, oh my! 



If that can't be made into a musical, nothing can. I can already see the Chickster's pic on the wall at Sardi's.   
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: wes on June 09, 2012, 07:10:31 AM
"How to Get Your Name Out There" by Cleanest Natural

"Making Sense of Forums" by xxxLinda

"Captivating Glutes of Black Men: Pictures Included" by Hulkster

"Look Like Shit and Feel OK About It" by tbombz

"Weight Training Programs for the Elderly Gentleman" by Vince Basile

"G4P survival guide" by Derek Anthony (underground e-book)

"A Tour of English Prisons" by pillowtalk

"Pull Dem White Chicks" by Milton G. Wiggins III

"Internet Relationship Pitfalls: A Cautionary Tale" by WillGrant

"Sweet Potato Cookbook" by Pat Banya/Yong Ho

"Lee Priest: Kiss 'n Tell" by booty
Too fucking funny Ray!!  :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mitch on June 09, 2012, 11:10:29 AM
"One More Rape" by SMM
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Stark on June 09, 2012, 11:46:02 AM
you forgot Mein Kampf bei yours truly
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 10, 2012, 10:26:50 AM
"out to sea: in search of davey jones' fart locker"
 by go4"it"

"cruising 4 a bruising: managing anal inflamation at sea"
By go4"it"




LMFAO
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 10, 2012, 10:28:38 AM
Losing 25 jobs in one year---by John Romano

Born without a chest---by John Romano

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Andy Griffin on June 10, 2012, 10:36:22 AM
Deuteronomy  by Wes

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: wes on June 10, 2012, 05:12:26 PM
Deuteronomy  by Wes


:(































;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Moen on June 10, 2012, 05:41:07 PM
Zyklon B: a love story - Moen
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 13, 2012, 06:08:59 PM
"How my size 20 shoe helped me to become a world class barefoot water skier "---by Dave Palumbo
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Andy Griffin on June 13, 2012, 06:18:27 PM
:(

;D

You had to know someone would go there.   :-\
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Borracho on June 13, 2012, 06:22:43 PM
"out to sea: in search of davey jones' fart locker"
 by go4"it"

"cruising 4 a bruising: managing anal inflamation at sea"
By go4"it"




ahahah
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 13, 2012, 06:50:12 PM
How to get a hoe - Mr N.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: haider on June 13, 2012, 06:52:22 PM
"Gayer than: A how to guide" by Mr. Magoo
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: haider on June 13, 2012, 07:02:31 PM
'Heterosexual appreciation of bodybuilding' by Baygbm

'Gay, Muslim, and Proud! How to live harmoniously within the getbig community' by reppingfor20

'Overcoming OCD and why obama is a communist thug' by 333386
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on June 28, 2012, 08:59:51 PM
Dialysis: What me worry? by derek anthony
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: el numero uno on June 28, 2012, 09:05:54 PM
"..." by arce1988
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Schnauzer on June 28, 2012, 09:22:16 PM
"50 Shades of Gay: The Vince Goodrum Story"
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on June 29, 2012, 06:44:25 AM
"..." by arce1988

Later released as

"ttt:  Bookmarking for Rosy"  by arce1988
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on June 29, 2012, 06:51:58 AM
Irish Travelers, We're the new plague of the UK.

by

IrishDrunk

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7o6szP0p1yA/Svwdovy54yI/AAAAAAAAAS8/nrIjwci6-WQ/s400/1+irish+plymouth.jpg)

Sample Photo.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 29, 2012, 06:57:25 AM
online pictures -a tour de force of a postmodern phenomenon. Tito24
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on June 29, 2012, 06:59:06 AM
Irish Travelers, We're the new plague of the UK.

by

IrishDrunk

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7o6szP0p1yA/Svwdovy54yI/AAAAAAAAAS8/nrIjwci6-WQ/s400/1+irish+plymouth.jpg)

Sample Photo.

no shit. my neighbour's garage and van were broken in by pikeys. he was gutted.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: bigmc on June 29, 2012, 10:55:39 AM
the toilet games a kiss and tell by booty
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Thespritz0 on June 29, 2012, 11:48:27 AM
"Looking Good at 2,000 years Young" by WES
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: wes on June 29, 2012, 11:51:36 AM
You bastard!  ;)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on June 29, 2012, 11:53:53 AM
"Looking Good at 2,000 years Young" by WES
The limestone behind him is younger than our Wes.    ;D 
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: wes on June 29, 2012, 11:56:56 AM
The limestone behind him is younger than our Wes.    ;D 
.....and your point is ?  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mitch on June 29, 2012, 11:59:43 AM
It's not blue, it's navy - A short introduction to the abstract art

By Vince B.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Thespritz0 on June 30, 2012, 08:45:31 AM
You bastard!  ;)
^^
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Dr Dutch on June 30, 2012, 09:48:56 AM
"50 Shades of Gay: The Vince Goodrum Story"
hahahaha  this one's great.. 8)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on July 08, 2012, 05:58:25 AM
"A gangsta guide to protecting all things black" by Parker (the artist formerly known as Gangsta Lean), Benny B, mesonegro mesomorph78, Vince Goodrum, G_thang and Milton G. Wiggins III




"A portrait of Dorian Groink: A film adaptation"

Written, directed, produced by Groink
Starring: Groink
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Borracho on July 08, 2012, 06:06:54 AM
"..." by arce1988

that's a good one  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 08, 2012, 06:41:06 AM
"Das Booty" by Booty....great movie too.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: bigmc on July 08, 2012, 06:42:50 AM
ponzi a beginers guide - gh15
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on July 08, 2012, 09:21:45 PM
"Das Booty" by Booty....great movie too.


special appearance by Lee Priest

 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: el numero uno on July 08, 2012, 09:42:16 PM
"Getting shit off my chest"

by Karen "Booty" Mackle
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Wiggs on July 08, 2012, 09:43:44 PM
"Getting shit off my chest"

by Karen "Booty" Mackle

lol
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 08, 2012, 09:51:33 PM
"A gangsta guide to protecting all things black" by Parker (the artist formerly known as Gangsta Lean), Benny B, mesonegro mesomorph78, Vince Goodrum, G_thang and Milton G. Wiggins III




"A portrait of Dorian Groink: A film adaptation"

Written, directed, produced by Groink
Starring: Groink

I like that...good one
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 09, 2012, 01:48:04 AM
"Bodybuilding genesis: how it was before modern sciences" by Wes.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: _bruce_ on July 09, 2012, 02:30:28 PM
1. "Basemental Instinct - from tit to breast, to everest"
Author: _Bruce_



2. "Historic Stare Downs - Purple Hearts"

Author: Dr. Kawa S. Aki

Text on the book's back by Sir Thomas Clancy:
Forced out of retirement due to CIA manipulated food stamp shortage  "brown"belt/ex US Commando Sgt. Sing A. Poor is poised to engage in the mission of a lifetime -
hunting down Pedolo Escobar and killing him without using bodily odor.
This authentic piece of granulated wood describes the filty trials and tribulation that our hero has to endure in search of the ultimate moustached bounty.
Not underage delight, not dirty bomb nor fried chicken with garlic is able to slow down our agent's frantic pace into a global meltdown.
Hang tight and hold your breath as the hero defies the laws of eyesight and survives a 72 hour stare down stare down against 5 billion communists.

History... is NOW!





Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 09, 2012, 02:40:10 PM
Mars Attacks by Pat Banya (made into movie)


Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Fallsview on July 09, 2012, 08:19:33 PM
"Being Lower, Left Side Of The Bell Curve" by "Chimps" forward by G-String, companion and confidante.







KFI640AM....BEST TALK RADIO THIS SIDE OF COUNTY OF LAKE PLACID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 09, 2012, 11:42:45 PM
"Working From Home: Beginners Guide to Amateur Gynecology" by Wes

 :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Parker on July 10, 2012, 01:09:03 AM
"Memoirs of Ownage and Ruminations of Meltdowns" by The Getbig Collective

"Questions...for the serious Lifter" by Mesomorph78

"Arm Dons, A Retrospective" (Rare collection in black and white) by Groink

"Rip Your Face Off" by Dr. Chimps

"Ownage Comes Knocking Once, Mr. Pedo"  by Raymondo
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Parker on July 10, 2012, 11:23:47 AM
"The Girlfriend Experience...Online" by Willgrant, forward by Booty.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on July 13, 2012, 02:33:52 AM
"Fat, French and Friendless: If I Can Make It So Can You" by Alex23.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BigCyp on July 13, 2012, 02:59:36 AM
"Up on the Roof" - a memior of the glitz and glam of the arial trade by Groink
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Army of One on July 13, 2012, 03:04:17 AM
"Old meat in young Buns" - A hilarious insight in to the world of alternative Cookery by Pillowtalk
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 13, 2012, 03:16:35 AM
"Tire yourself up - Insider strategies revealed" by BayGBM
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BigCyp on July 13, 2012, 03:21:31 AM
"Old meat in young Buns" - A hilarious insight in to the world of alternative Cookery by Pillowtalk

Hahahahaha epic pedo cuisine
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on July 13, 2012, 04:13:04 AM
Age is just a number.... By : SMM,Pedro
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BigCyp on July 13, 2012, 04:23:51 AM
Age is just a number.... By : SMM,Pedro

Lol

'Deep inside the juvenile' - an hands on exploration of what's inside our children by: Pedro Coderch
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on July 13, 2012, 08:01:47 AM
I dress like a fag but don't think so-da vinci
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on July 13, 2012, 08:05:45 AM
"Being Lower, Left Side Of The Bell Curve" Less intelligent by "Chimps" forward by G-String, companion and confidante.


KFI640AM....BEST TALK RADIO THIS SIDE OF COUNTY OF LAKE PLACID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cripes. You can't even get hate right.     ::)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on July 13, 2012, 08:10:05 AM
"The Girlfriend Experience...Online" by Willgrant, forward by Booty.

hahaahahaaaaaaa  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 13, 2012, 08:38:42 AM
"The Pier. What Uganda tastes like" By Gene
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on July 13, 2012, 08:40:08 AM
"How To Live Like A King on daddy's money" by Alex23
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 13, 2012, 08:42:01 AM
"Taking a cock in the as every 5 seconds." Gaymondo
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 13, 2012, 12:47:14 PM
"Holland sucks" by DroppingPlates

"Holland rocks"  by Dr Dutch
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Moen on July 13, 2012, 01:01:52 PM
The pseudo-doctor by John E. Chiropractor
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: wes on July 13, 2012, 01:21:00 PM
How To Be A Doctor In Your Spare Time by dutchguy

White Like Me by Milton C. Wiggins

Paint Fumes.......An In Depth Study by Johnny Falconny

How To Win Friends And Influence People by Derek Anthony Foreward by Dr. Uberman

Girls And Sons............by Uberman

Help Is Here.........Trimming Down Unsightly Cankles by Chaos

How To Get Shredded In Two Days by Tbomz

Own Your Own Dojo by YAGR

Am I Gay,Or Just Confused by Tbomz

People In The Mist by Dr. Chimps Esq.

Fuck Da` Police by Tommy Wisbone

Virtual Pussy by bradsistani

Have I Hurt Your Feelings by no one

A Collection of Thomas Jefferson Recipes Using Your Microwave by True Adonis

Fuck This Place by Stavios

Time Machine by Vince Basile





Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Psychopath on July 13, 2012, 01:29:52 PM
How To Be A Doctor In Your Spare Time by dutchguy

White Like Me by Milton C. Wiggins

Paint Fumes.......An In Depth Study by Johnny Falconny

How To Win Friends And Influence People by Derek Anthony Foreward by Dr. Uberman

Girls And Sons............by Uberman

Help Is Here.........Trimming Down Unsightly Cankles by Chaos

How To Get Shredded In Two Days by Tbomz

Own Your Own Dojo by YAGR

Am I Gay,Or Just Confused by Tbomz

People In The Mist by Dr. Chimps Esq.

Fuck Da` Police by Tommy Wisbone

Virtual Pussy by bradsistani

Have I Hurt Your Feelings by no one

A Collection of Thomas Jefferson Recipes Using Your Microwave by True Adonis

Fuck This Place by Stavios

Time Machine by Vince Basile








Aren't you forgetting someone, wes?  >:(

...and stavios posts on one particular canadian source website. He's still looking hawt.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: wes on July 13, 2012, 01:34:14 PM

Aren't you forgetting someone, wes?  >:(

...and stavios posts on one particular canadian source website. He's still looking hawt.
Got a link to that site dude?
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Andy Griffin on July 13, 2012, 01:51:23 PM
How To Be A Doctor In Your Spare Time by dutchguy

White Like Me by Milton C. Wiggins

Paint Fumes.......An In Depth Study by Johnny Falconny

How To Win Friends And Influence People by Derek Anthony Foreward by Dr. Uberman

Girls And Sons............by Uberman

Help Is Here.........Trimming Down Unsightly Cankles by Chaos

How To Get Shredded In Two Days by Tbomz

Own Your Own Dojo by YAGR

Am I Gay,Or Just Confused by Tbomz

People In The Mist by Dr. Chimps Esq.

Fuck Da` Police by Tommy Wisbone

Virtual Pussy by bradsistani

Have I Hurt Your Feelings by no one

A Collection of Thomas Jefferson Recipes Using Your Microwave by True Adonis

Fuck This Place by Stavios

Time Machine by Vince Basile







Brilliant
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 13, 2012, 02:12:46 PM
"Holland sucks" by DroppingPlates

"Holland rocks"  by Dr Dutch

Approved!

(http://blog.webwereld.nl/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hacked.jpg)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on July 14, 2012, 02:47:22 AM
How To Be A Doctor In Your Spare Time by dutchguy

White Like Me by Milton C. Wiggins

Paint Fumes.......An In Depth Study by Johnny Falconny

How To Win Friends And Influence People by Derek Anthony Foreward by Dr. Uberman

Girls And Sons............by Uberman

Help Is Here.........Trimming Down Unsightly Cankles by Chaos

How To Get Shredded In Two Days by Tbomz

Own Your Own Dojo by YAGR

Am I Gay,Or Just Confused by Tbomz

People In The Mist by Dr. Chimps Esq.

Fuck Da` Police by Tommy Wisbone

Virtual Pussy by bradsistani

Have I Hurt Your Feelings by no one

A Collection of Thomas Jefferson Recipes Using Your Microwave by True Adonis

Fuck This Place by Stavios

Time Machine by Vince Basile



 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Moen on July 14, 2012, 04:45:01 PM
Crack a back, money in the sack - John E. Chiropractor
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Borracho on July 14, 2012, 04:57:33 PM
hahah good one wes
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Psychopath on July 14, 2012, 05:01:28 PM
"Fully homosexual and in denial" By Moen.

"I have a crush on this boy named psychopath" By Moen

"Warm me up with anal beads then pump me full with a big dildo" By Moen

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: wes on July 14, 2012, 06:27:55 PM
hahah good one wes
:D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 14, 2012, 11:05:44 PM
"How to marry a stripper with baby penis syndrome and at the height of 5'1 with no money"---by Steve Namat
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Moen on July 15, 2012, 05:45:15 AM
"The Navy SEAL-psychosis while being a closet homosexual" by Psychopath
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Moen on July 15, 2012, 05:46:54 AM
"I'll crack your back, if you lick my sack" by Chiropractor Krankenstein
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 15, 2012, 06:40:02 AM
"I'll crack your back, if you lick my sack" by Chiropractor Krankenstein
There isn't anything funny about this....just like your last 5 identical "jokes". Sounds like piss poor Paki humor. In the land of GetBig, you need to come up with something better than this useless drivel.  Please see Chaos for tips ASAP.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Moen on July 15, 2012, 06:46:07 AM
I define "the land of getbig" the way I want to. I suggest you start laughing at my jokes instead of bitching about them.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 15, 2012, 07:19:18 AM
I define "the land of getbig" the way I want to. I suggest you start laughing at my jokes instead of bitching about them.
Gimme something decent to laugh at Champ. A knock knock joke, a mild racist joke, anything. Please. You have many great mentors on this site to choose from.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: TrueGrit on July 15, 2012, 07:31:19 AM
How To Be A Doctor In Your Spare Time by dutchguy

White Like Me by Milton C. Wiggins

Paint Fumes.......An In Depth Study by Johnny Falconny

How To Win Friends And Influence People by Derek Anthony Foreward by Dr. Uberman

Girls And Sons............by Uberman

Help Is Here.........Trimming Down Unsightly Cankles by Chaos

How To Get Shredded In Two Days by Tbomz

Own Your Own Dojo by YAGR

Am I Gay,Or Just Confused by Tbomz

People In The Mist by Dr. Chimps Esq.

Fuck Da` Police by Tommy Wisbone

Virtual Pussy by bradsistani

Have I Hurt Your Feelings by no one

A Collection of Thomas Jefferson Recipes Using Your Microwave by True Adonis

Fuck This Place by Stavios

Time Machine by Vince Basile








HAHA, brilliant.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Moen on July 15, 2012, 07:32:45 AM
Gimme something decent to laugh at Champ. A knock knock joke, a mild racist joke, anything. Please. You have many great mentors on this site to choose from.

The only mentors I will ever have had were der Führer and uncle Heini

(http://www.freeinfosociety.com/media/images/5177.jpg)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 15, 2012, 07:36:20 AM
The only mentors I will ever have had were der Führer and uncle Heini

(http://www.freeinfosociety.com/media/images/5177.jpg)
Wiggs is gonna kick your ass!!!  >:(
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Moen on July 15, 2012, 07:38:38 AM
(http://www.blaise.us/neowin/post-pics/images/room_of_those_who_care.jpg)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on July 17, 2012, 04:21:15 AM
"no speaky english? try picture" by Tito24
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 17, 2012, 04:23:56 AM
"no speaky english? try picture" by Tito24
from the same series: "no speaky english? try video" by Musclecenter
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on July 17, 2012, 06:19:19 AM
from the same series: "no speaky english? try video" by Musclecenter

I didn't know that one has been translated. I think the original title is: 没有英语吗?语吗 尝试视频
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 17, 2012, 06:23:51 AM
I didn't know that one has been translated. I think the original title is: 没有英语吗?语吗 尝试视频
I thought it was: 量訓練和狗肉
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 17, 2012, 06:28:17 AM
Hustlin' on dialysis - Derrick Anthony
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Andy Griffin on July 17, 2012, 08:14:36 AM
Oh, Brother, These Fuckin' Guys by Squadfather
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 17, 2012, 08:33:58 AM
A repost is always interesting if it involves me. - Cleanest Natural.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 17, 2012, 08:42:03 AM
Bounties, Panties and Filt by GH15
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Tito24 on July 17, 2012, 08:56:12 AM
i speaky dirty wordies in your moms ear when i fucki fucki her raymonda
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 19, 2012, 06:09:31 AM
"Why you on here trolling, I go to the gym" - Musclecenter

"Advanced strategies for finding IFBB gossip on YouTube" - Musclecenter

"Drugs, pictures and a chicken factory - a memoir" - Tito24
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on July 19, 2012, 06:15:47 AM
'Old Pictures. New Attention'  - Sev
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on July 19, 2012, 06:59:47 AM

"Drugs, pictures and a chicken factory - a memoir" - Tito24

forward by smm
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Dr Dutch on July 19, 2012, 07:01:57 AM
"To Ice machine or to dialyse machine, that's the question"   by DA
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: lovemonkey on July 19, 2012, 08:06:11 AM
"Opening up your inner vagina" - lovemonkey
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Tito24 on July 19, 2012, 08:14:11 AM
i write a book about raymonda's mother and how good she sucks my dick
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 19, 2012, 08:57:35 AM
(http://blackgaygossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/penismonologues-jlking.jpg)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: manuelsonn on July 19, 2012, 11:30:31 AM
gold, pure gold,

aa,
"Nazi for dummies" by stork
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: JBGRAY on July 19, 2012, 12:02:07 PM
"The Socialist Muslim Kenyan and his Diabolical Plan to Transform the United States into an Islamo-Communist Nation: 10 Easy Forum Posting Steps in Halting his Agenda" by 333888666

"Fast Food Nation 2:  Ripped, Griddled Abs" by Adonis

"Brothas Without Souls" by Benny B

"BeePollenomics" by Vince
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on August 07, 2012, 11:36:25 PM
"On the Side: How Obsession with Bodybuilders Ruins Marriages" by Narcissistic Deity
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: JasonH on August 08, 2012, 03:21:18 AM
"Mein Kampf: A Children's Tale" by Stark
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: wes on August 08, 2012, 04:05:56 AM
"Mein Kampf: A Children's Tale" by Stark

Good one!  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 08, 2012, 04:13:19 AM
"The Creation of The Wheel" by wes
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on August 08, 2012, 06:34:44 AM
"Lame ass jokes: shock everybody with your lack of wit" by Kwon.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 08, 2012, 06:38:56 AM
"How i managed to cram two cocks up my ass" by Raymondo
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on December 05, 2012, 02:07:31 PM
"Out of body near death experiences" by Derek "Nine Lives" Anthony
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on December 05, 2012, 03:40:09 PM
"The rise and fall of a meth addict" by Johnny Falcon.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: magikusar on December 05, 2012, 07:27:09 PM
"Life with a below average penis" -Jajonaa
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Raymondo on May 03, 2013, 02:40:07 PM
"How to make friends and influence people" by shitzo81
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: arce1988 on May 03, 2013, 02:41:24 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on May 03, 2013, 02:41:57 PM
"How to make friends and influence people" by shitzo81
It's all a test.  8)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on August 04, 2013, 08:56:17 AM
.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 04, 2013, 09:00:59 AM
.


 :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Butterbean on August 04, 2013, 09:15:16 AM
:D

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Wiggs on August 04, 2013, 09:17:07 AM
"You are a Hebrew, not an African American"
By Wiggs,
Forward written by Louis Farrakhan
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Z Father on August 04, 2013, 09:18:41 AM
"You are a Hebrew, not an African American"
By Wiggs,
Forward written by Louis Farrakhan



Olives for dummies

by Wiggs
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 04, 2013, 09:19:31 AM
"You are a Hebrew, not an African American"
By Wiggs,
Forward written by Louis Farrakhan
Shit isnt funny Wiggs.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Wiggs on August 04, 2013, 09:21:42 AM


Olives for dummies

by Wiggs

"Pictures, because I can barely read"

By Groink
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 04, 2013, 09:22:15 AM
"Gimmick & trolling strategies for dummies" by Your Average GymRat / The Idol / Caro and other gimmicks of The Organization.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Wiggs on August 04, 2013, 09:22:44 AM
Shit isnt funny Wiggs.

"How to avoid truths that are in your face"

By Schitzo
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 04, 2013, 09:26:30 AM
"How to avoid truths that are in your face"

By Schitzo
Im not black, therefore I do not care. : by Shizzo81
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Wiggs on August 04, 2013, 09:30:11 AM
Im not black, therefore I do not care. : by Shizzo81

"I am Hebrew, therefore I do care"

By Wiggs
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 04, 2013, 09:31:53 AM
"I am Hebrew, therefore I do care"

By Wiggs
I am homebrew.  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: bigmc on August 04, 2013, 09:32:10 AM
the paranoid world a journey with weed - by wiggs

drink is my only friend - by shizzo

i am fucking awesome - by groink
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Psychopath on August 04, 2013, 09:32:40 AM
"How to be a pathetic delusional attention whore alcoholic who doesn't even lift but posts on a bb'ing board" - ShitFace81
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 04, 2013, 09:33:25 AM
"Im gonna shutdown it all down baby" - Cswol
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Z Father on August 04, 2013, 09:34:38 AM
Youtube......the beacon of truth

by Wiggs
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 04, 2013, 09:43:07 AM
"How to be a pathetic delusional attention whore alcoholic who doesn't even lift but posts on a bb'ing board" - ShitFace81
How to be a faceless gimmick, who relies on shock value.  By Psychopath.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Psychopath on August 04, 2013, 09:46:40 AM
"How to spot fatso swines at the beach" - Gelineko.

"Step-by-step guide to posing and photography in your backyard: Internet battles edition" - UKbeth

"Pathological lying: It's Obama's fault" - 333
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Chacka on August 04, 2013, 10:18:26 AM
"Yet Another Topic with Sexual Tension Thicker Than Pea Soup" By the thread about the water bottle thing
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Z Father on August 04, 2013, 04:37:29 PM
the paranoid world a journey with weed - by wiggs

drink is my only friend - by shizzo

i am fucking awesome - by groink

Let me put it like this...

If I were to hire a hooker, I would make her tell me how great I am for the hour, that would be more satisfying than sex.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 05, 2013, 03:43:03 AM
Lack of personality: the art of being a passive aggressive bitch

By Fitness Frenezy
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 05, 2013, 03:43:49 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=344117.0;attach=529070;image)

EPIC! :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BigCyp on August 05, 2013, 04:54:30 AM
"Gimmickry - The Key to Longievity" Bigcyp/bigmc

"Smoke and Mirrors" - a life of cigarettess and selfies -  Galineko

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Quickerblade on August 05, 2013, 05:02:09 AM
Quickerblade & arce1988 - LAX-

a story of two friends bonded by broadband, the dates were fixed, the time was confirmed, one made it, the other did not.

a story that will change airport  pickups forever.

Rated R - Contains usage of ambien, xanax and gava
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BigCyp on August 05, 2013, 05:10:35 AM
Quickerblade & arce1988 - LAX- the truth.

$30 full refund guarantee if the book doesn't arrive  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Quickerblade on August 05, 2013, 05:12:06 AM
$30 full refund guarantee if the book doesn't arrive  ;D

haha you quoted it too soon my man.

lol $30 refund.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Quickerblade on August 05, 2013, 05:19:48 AM
LAX

(http://d19lgisewk9l6l.cloudfront.net/wexas/www/images/largeimages/airlines/LAX.jpg)

book will be followed by a $150M movie.






Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Quickerblade on August 05, 2013, 05:56:18 AM
the next chapter
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 05, 2013, 05:58:36 AM
the next chapter
That guy is too skinny to be wigs.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Quickerblade on August 05, 2013, 06:00:48 AM
That guy is too skinny to be wigs.

played by carl weathers.
wiggs is a good dude, his ok in my books.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Devon97 on August 05, 2013, 06:26:18 AM
Which GB'er will be waiting to pick you up when you land in JFK?
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Quickerblade on August 05, 2013, 06:31:40 AM
Which GB'er will be waiting to pick you up when you land in JFK?

well 333386 just became to famous, so his out.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Devon97 on August 05, 2013, 06:42:07 AM
well 333386 just became to famous, so his out.

Shizzzzzzzzzzzzzzo maybe? ???
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 05, 2013, 06:45:12 AM
well 333386 just became to famous, so his out.

Shit - I have not even been offered a free trip to Disney yet, what the fuck you talking about being famous?   ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Quickerblade on August 05, 2013, 06:53:36 AM
Shit - I have not even been offered a free trip to Disney yet, what the fuck you talking about being famous?   ;D  ;D  ;D

i dont think stallone was offered anything for rocky either, and look how he ended up.

your going to do just fine.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Quickerblade on August 05, 2013, 06:54:44 AM
Shizzzzzzzzzzzzzzo maybe? ???

I like shizzo, i just dont think he will be there for me.
shizzo is all good to me.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 05, 2013, 06:55:44 AM
I like shizzo, i just dont think he will be there for me.
shizzo is all good to me.

Even if he picks you up - you might crash if he is drunk
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Quickerblade on August 05, 2013, 07:14:41 AM
Even if he picks you up - you might crash if he is drunk
Ha!
I organised a car service so I'm good.
Arce is like my brother, he will be looked after, I will never forget his kindness.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 05, 2013, 07:16:55 AM
"How to safely film a fast food fight" by 333386
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: BigCyp on August 05, 2013, 07:22:41 AM
"How to safely film a fast food fight" by 333386

Lol

"Mein Wasser Kampf" the story of one man's struggle against the element
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Soul Crusher on August 05, 2013, 07:23:17 AM
"How to convert airsoft rifle into full functional machine gun" - Vince Goodrum
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 05, 2013, 07:24:21 AM
"Less memorable than a drorito" by Shitso, Yeager,caro etc

"Beautiful Men" co-authored by 231 anonymous getbiggers.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: bigmc on August 05, 2013, 07:26:53 AM
Let me put it like this...

If I were to hire a hooker, I would make her tell me how great I am for the hour, that would be more satisfying than sex.

remember the scene in American psycho where he is flexing his guns as he fucks the hooker

that could have been written for you  :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 07, 2013, 02:48:52 PM
"Less memorable than a drorito" by Shitso, Yeager,caro etc

"Beautiful Men" co-authored by 231 anonymous getbiggers.
Drorito? You Andre Agassi after 5 chemo sessions lookalike.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Z Father on August 07, 2013, 02:57:13 PM
How to post inane comments in serious BBing threads when your little sister has to help you put your sports car in drive....By Shizzo81proof
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 07, 2013, 02:59:59 PM
How to post inane comments in serious BBing threads when your little sister has to help you put your sports car in drive....By Shizzo81proof
How to find runaways from a habitual runaway - Groink Copper Zyzz's
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Z Father on August 07, 2013, 03:37:04 PM
How to look like a bowl of rice pudding that was hit by lightning and achieved consciousness. ...by Shizzo
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 07, 2013, 03:43:18 PM
101% juice! A guide to taking down V8.  By Groink.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 07, 2013, 03:48:27 PM
How to tweeze neanderthal eyebrows for dummies. by Groink.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Z Father on August 07, 2013, 03:56:20 PM
How to look like you don't have a single thought in your head....by Shizzo
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 07, 2013, 04:04:18 PM
The forefather of the 1,000 yard stare. by Groink.

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 08, 2013, 04:16:14 AM
How to look like a bowl of rice pudding that was hit by lightning and achieved consciousness. ...by Shizzo
:D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 08, 2013, 04:23:05 AM
Pubic chin of a penis with thoughts

Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: MAXX on August 08, 2013, 04:33:04 AM
The forefather of the 1,000 yard stare. by Groink.



(http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/f/foxs_american_dad-5117.jpg)
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: bigmc on August 08, 2013, 04:43:01 AM
how to pickle your internal organs - shizzo
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 08, 2013, 04:45:48 AM
''How to hijack any thread with your own pics and tell the world how great you are"

galenko
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 08, 2013, 04:48:40 AM
how to pickle your internal organs - shizzo
are you suggesting that shitso  likes to fuel up on liquid courage before posting?
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: CalvinH on August 08, 2013, 04:51:17 AM
are you suggesting that shitso  likes to fuel up on liquid courage before posting?


Before,during, and after.
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: _bruce_ on August 08, 2013, 04:54:42 AM
"From Pale To Purple - how to get into organ shutdown mode while speaking ebonics"

"...the fascinating world of carefully positioned garden plants, big muscle and tiny cars as told by a youthful behemoth whose circulatory system rivals the innards of an industrial grade pressure cooker."

Contains a free sample of Fossilopril and a handheld radio"
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 08, 2013, 12:57:48 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 08, 2013, 01:36:54 PM
How to enjoy kayaking while intoxicated. by CalvinH
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 08, 2013, 01:38:54 PM
How to piss in public: A gypsy's guide to simplicity. by Sevatese
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: King Shizzo on August 08, 2013, 01:40:01 PM
A blind dude's search for awesome ink!  by bigmc
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Thespritz0 on August 09, 2013, 08:57:11 AM
A blind dude's search for awesome ink!  by bigmc

^^
Those are some EPIC shitty tatts!!! :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 09, 2013, 09:10:00 AM
A blind dude's search for awesome ink!  by bigmc
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=344117.0;attach=529770;image)

Awesome ink indeed :D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: DroppingPlates on August 10, 2013, 07:40:51 AM
"How to recognize men, based on their glute striations" by Affeman
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 10, 2013, 07:42:19 AM
"How to recognize men, based on their glute striations" by Affeman


 ;D
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: Thespritz0 on August 10, 2013, 10:07:47 AM
Vodka, the water of Life, by shizzo81
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 26, 2013, 05:40:35 AM
"Do supplements WORK?" by Roger Bacon

(sorry bro ;D )
Title: Re: Books Written By Getbiggers
Post by: TrueGrit on November 26, 2013, 05:43:27 AM
Me, myself and Wolfox.
Title: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 19, 2014, 04:18:42 AM
New thread complete with pictors!
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 19, 2014, 04:21:02 AM
Do the pics require at least 3/4 of the penis to be showing?
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 19, 2014, 04:21:44 AM
Do the pics require at least 3/4 of the penis to be showing?
this is a serious thread so stop the nonsense
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: nzmusclemonster on August 19, 2014, 04:23:58 AM
Sorry you're right.

That's more like 7/8ths.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: gracie bjj on August 19, 2014, 04:28:56 AM
i always wanted to write a book, mostly like stephen king stuff tho, horror and sci-fi
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 19, 2014, 04:51:20 AM
.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Lustral on August 19, 2014, 05:09:28 AM
The first $100 is the Hardest.
How I made my fortune.

By Vince Goodrum
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Simple Simon on August 19, 2014, 05:13:18 AM
0-6   0-6   0-6
My life as a tennis Pro

Sebastian Ivascu
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Lustral on August 19, 2014, 05:15:19 AM
A Thesis on the Art of Posting

Shizzo
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: affeman on August 19, 2014, 05:16:49 AM
The "graininess" of the Past

Dropping Plates
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Waller on August 19, 2014, 05:18:18 AM
The Old Testament

Wes
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: BigCyp on August 19, 2014, 05:20:35 AM
The Old Testament

Wes

 ;D
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: BigCyp on August 19, 2014, 05:21:22 AM
Flowers in the Attic

Uncle Junior
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: local hero on August 19, 2014, 06:18:13 AM
Paper bag chronicals

By Tom prince,

Foreword by the auther of the ice machine diaries , bob chick
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Lustral on August 19, 2014, 06:36:02 AM
The long walk to freedom was a mistake

soul crusher
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Leatherneck on August 19, 2014, 08:22:00 AM
Down with the Brown by Anabolic Halo.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Var City on August 19, 2014, 08:23:20 AM
The first $100 is the Hardest.
How I made my fortune.

By Vince Goodrum

haha holy shit

good stuff (:
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Var City on August 19, 2014, 08:24:18 AM
Flowersf@ggot in the Attic
an autobiography
by
Uncle Junior

fixed
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Roger Bacon on August 19, 2014, 08:27:02 AM
.

lol
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 19, 2014, 08:38:10 AM
I forgot my own address

How to impersonate someone on the internet to fish for personal info

By  simple "micro arms" simon
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 19, 2014, 08:57:08 AM
The kitchen is not just for cooking.


-King Kamali
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Army of One on August 19, 2014, 08:59:20 AM
The Diary of Anne Frank by Uncle Junior
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Army of One on August 19, 2014, 09:07:30 AM
The Hobbit by Coach
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Var City on August 19, 2014, 09:38:42 AM
The autobiography of mason verger uncle junior
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 19, 2014, 09:45:11 AM
Haha "micro arms"
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Lustral on August 19, 2014, 09:51:51 AM
The art of online war

by uncle junior


with foreword by es fitness
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: HavoX on August 19, 2014, 10:14:55 AM
Down the rabbit hole

Tbombz
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: _bruce_ on August 19, 2014, 10:24:16 AM
"White Voyage"
Destination playground.
Something unspeakable is drawing near - insidious, retired, hairy... the great white on four wheels. Relive the horrors of being 4'11", lured, transported, sedated by high blood sugar and finally locked in a badly refurbished Koala cage... full of antiquated droplets.
[Contains tasteful photography of coast lines and a highly recommended peek into "Void Machines - Infinitely Useless"]
???

"Getting it off your chest"
...A passionate story about a "huge hearted" woman who wanted love but got hit hard by a rectal ejection of a midget in heat. PTSD of the erotic kind - highly recommended.
["Contains a free chapter from "Cybersex past 50" and "Continent Basile"]
???


"Dimension Caltabos"

...meet ???, a 50 year old ex athlete who's been saving money for all his life to buy a used tractor. Suddenly he's losing even more hair and the voices in his head are getting louder... will he go for a lead insulated wig or travel the aeons?
["Contains full color x-rays of Jason Statham"]
???


"Slaves Of Gain"
...the 21st century if full of amazing discoveries but there's a definite scientific enigma on the horizon. Alchemist and land owner ??? takes us beyond EMS stimulation as he explains that the number 112 225 is to muscle what PI is to math.
["Contains textual previews of 'My Little Hitler' and 'Forced Labor - A Dark Passion' "]
???

Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: bigmc on August 19, 2014, 10:53:49 AM
Living off your parents for life

Sebastian ivescu

How to lose your girlfriend to your best mate

Sebastian ivescu

Creating fake Facebook accounts cause someone
Called you names on the internet

Sebastian ivescu
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 19, 2014, 11:10:52 AM
Stretching is only Gay if you want it to be---Bob Chick


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=360750.0;attach=396402;image)


(http://i.imgur.com/pS6fRA8.png)
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: TrueGrit on August 19, 2014, 11:11:46 AM

(http://i45.tinypic.com/16a9ylf.jpg)
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Mitch on August 19, 2014, 11:38:09 AM
Before the Old Testament

Wes
Fixed for accuracy.

And a bonus:

The Quest of the Blue Stars 5 : Yaroni's Revenge
-Vince "Creepy" Basile
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: TrueGrit on August 19, 2014, 11:45:51 AM
Op is actually a published author.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: dr.chimps on August 19, 2014, 11:52:07 AM
Op is actually a self-published author.
Fixed.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 19, 2014, 12:25:06 PM
MDMA, banned and beyond
- Tito24



Lurking with a vengeance
- Phil Heath



When online friends become besties IRL
- Big Ro, Lustral. Foreword by Uncle Joon



cross-eyed love and cock-tales.
- Vince Goodrum
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: TrueGrit on August 19, 2014, 12:40:31 PM
Fixed.

Ok, fair enough. But he did still write it and was interviewed on Romanian cable TV about it.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: bigmc on August 19, 2014, 12:42:19 PM
Ok, fair enough. But he did still write it and was interviewed on Romanian cable TV about it.

you could shit on a page and get it published

he sold less than ten copies

he bought 8 himself you do the maths
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 09, 2019, 08:19:59 AM
From ass monster to mass monster

-tbombz
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Kwon on August 09, 2019, 08:47:01 AM
From ass monster to mass monster

-tbombz

Hahahahahah i was actually thinking that when the Tbombz Massmonster-thread was created!


Cheers Frenzy!
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 09, 2019, 08:48:25 AM
Couple of classics in here.  8)
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 09, 2019, 08:49:24 AM
How I spent my retirement on the Supinator (with hateful FWD by Frank Zane).

~Vince Basil (Bay-Zil)
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: dan18 on August 09, 2019, 08:55:51 AM
How go daddy.com sunk my web site for 300$ business

by rob
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: G_Thang on August 09, 2019, 09:27:49 AM
Treasure in Paradise (A "G" Fantasy Book 1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY05fXkxCPE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY05fXkxCPE)
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 09:36:34 AM
"The Illustrated Manlet" - A collection of "short" stories by Lee Priest.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 09:44:46 AM
"Do Mongoloids Dream of Expectant Sheep" by Joe Valentino.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 09, 2019, 09:45:50 AM
Love Thy Neighbor TRanny - Bornsen8
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Kwon on August 09, 2019, 09:47:15 AM
"Do Mongoloids Dream of Expectant Sheep?" by Joe "Pru" Shittytino.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 09:47:57 AM
"The Old Man and the Semen" by Primemuscle.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 09:49:48 AM
"Do Mongoloids Dream of Expectant Sheep?" by Joe "Pru" Shittytino.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: dan18 on August 09, 2019, 09:50:26 AM
PASSION OF THE THONG

By Ron
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 09:52:09 AM
"A Cuckwork Orange" by Straw Man
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 09:53:53 AM
"Where The Stupid Things Be" by Wiggs.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 10:01:19 AM
"Across The pUniverse" Co-Authored by the entire 212 Class.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 10:03:43 AM
"The Earth, Her Butt and Other Big Round Things" by Kwon
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 10:09:47 AM
"Smuthering Whites" by (who else?) Wiggs.

"Moby Dick was Black!"  by (again, who else?)  Wiggs.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 10:22:02 AM
"Bender's Gayme" by Venom Vince.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 10:25:05 AM
"Blackula"  by "Ham Stroker" (Wiggsian pen name)
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 10:27:08 AM
"I, Schmobot" by Bob Chic.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Kwon on August 09, 2019, 10:29:05 AM
LOL some great books there Scotty!

Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 10:33:16 AM
LOL some great books there Scotty!



 ;D

Some of this sounds like sound-effects from the classic film, "Forbidden Planet"!  ;D
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 09, 2019, 10:37:51 AM
Awesome work "The Scott" !  8)
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Kwon on August 09, 2019, 10:53:33 AM
;D

Some of this sounds like sound-effects from the classic film, "Forbidden Planet"!  ;D

Much is from Star Trek!
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 11:07:39 AM
"High Flying Life - The Evel Knegro Story"  by (of course) Wiggs.





Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 11:08:21 AM
Awesome work "The Scott" !  8)

Thanks, brother!  ;D
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 11:12:24 AM
Thanks, brother!  ;D

"Cripples gone to Heaven"  The Scott
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: IronMeister on August 09, 2019, 11:18:36 AM
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Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 11:21:28 AM
"Cripples gone to Heaven"  The Scott

Cute. For a three year old.    ;D

I'm baseing mine upon titles I am somewhat familiar with.  Hence:

"Crossing To Safety" by The Scott

Given your mental level...

"Here...read this magazine.  There are  many pictures." - Hobson
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 11:23:29 AM
Its kind of funny that all the names that the old fart dissed in here, like Straw Man, Prime, Wiggs and Me have something in common.

We all can walk, fuck, train, swim and basically do anything unassisted, unlike that old racist piece of shit.

Guess whos having the last laugh, Pops. Certainly, not you and your pair of crutches.

Realize that you only live because of everybody's pity, cause by yourself you can even take a shit or change your diapers.

At the end or beginning of the day, youre just and always will be a CRIPPLE.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: dan18 on August 09, 2019, 11:25:02 AM
Hamburgers are not for the homeless

BY PELLIUS
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 11:27:36 AM
Its kind of funny that all the names that the old fart dissed in here, like Straw Man, Prime, Wiggs and Me have something in common.

We all can walk, fuck, train, swim and basically do anything unassisted, unlike that old racist piece of shit.

Guess whos having the last laugh, Pops. Certainly, not you and your pair of crutches.

Realize that you only live because of everybody's pity, cause by yourself you can even take a shit or change your diapers.

At the end or beginning of the day, youre just and always will be a CRIPPLE.

You are all children. . Although I must say that Prime is doing better and may yet see the light.  The rest of you run like roaches from that light.  

You are so far removed from what it means to be human and again, even given my lack of intelligence (save that of expressing myself) you are no match for me.  It hurts does it not, Shizzo?  

You're like the "Krell".  Except you're really stupid, so no.  You are not like them.  IOL.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 11:28:18 AM
By the way, im going to the beach for a swim, in real life. A 2 block walk(without crutches or a 3 wheel, by the way) :)

I know this is something you can only think about in your haunted dreams of your past, but...

This is called Karma, Pops, and yours are baaaaad. You get what you deserves, Crippa
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 11:32:12 AM
You are all children. . Although I must say that Prime is doing better and may yet see the light.  The rest of you run like roaches from that light.  

You are so far removed from what it means to be human and again, even given my lack of intelligence (save that of expressing myself) you are no match for me.  It hurts does it not, Shizzo?  

You're like the "Krell".  Except you're really stupid, so no.  You are not like them.  IOL.

To be a mutilated "Human" like yourself, anybody in here would choose death, Pops, but out of 'courtesy' they choose not to say it.

Enjoy your Geritrol, and if you choke, press the INtercom button! HAHAHAHAHA

Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 11:33:57 AM
By the way, im going to the beach for a swim, in real life. A 2 block walk(without crutches or a 3 wheel, by the way) :)

I know this is something you can only think about in your haunted dreams of your past, but...

This is called Karma, Pops, and yours are baaaaad. You get what you deserves, Crippa

LOL!  An Imitation Of Life describes your existence, kiddo. Again, keep in touch with yourself and don't let your meatloaf, ace.  You use suppositions here like suppositories in your real world, huh?

Later, buckwheat!  Enjoy your swim and say out of the deep end.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 12:50:32 PM
LOL!  An Imitation Of Life describes your existence, kiddo. Again, keep in touch with yourself and don't let your meatloaf, ace.  You use suppositions here like suppositories in your real world, huh?

Later, buckwheat!  Enjoy your swim and say out of the deep end.

Im refreshed, Pops.  Good 55 minutes in the sun and a lil bit under the water. This is called Real Life

How long  you haven't  experienced that, Pop ? Dont even bother to answer, we know its been a minute or two...

Keep dreaming and dont attempt to do that, at least without your caregiver :)
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Powerlift66 on August 09, 2019, 01:05:18 PM
Very hot In FLA Joe (90+), water must feel nice. Had a 95 degree run for a week here (NH) pool feels like bath water, cooling now a bit (80's no humidity).
Looking FWD to Autumn, favorite season...
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on August 09, 2019, 02:07:14 PM
Its kind of funny that all the names that the old fart dissed in here, like Straw Man, Prime, Wiggs and Me have something in common.

We all can walk, fuck, train, swim and basically do anything unassisted, unlike that old racist piece of shit.

Guess whos having the last laugh, Pops. Certainly, not you and your pair of crutches.

Realize that you only live because of everybody's pity, cause by yourself you can even take a shit or change your diapers.

At the end or beginning of the day, youre just and always will be a CRIPPLE.

I cant stand The Scott either but that's pretty low, man. 
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 02:16:47 PM
I cant stand The Scott either but that's pretty low, man. 

As low as the person aforementioned, Man. I thought he only had a problem with Libs, but its way more than this. Racist and misogynist, to say the least.

Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 02:19:00 PM
I cant stand The Scott either but that's pretty low, man. 

He pretty much makes stuff up as he only knows what little I have said. I do have a slight physical handicap that makes walking difficult and I am in my 60s.  What he says is just absurd but he can say what he wants as it has no bearing on the truth. 
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 02:20:51 PM
As low as the person aforementioned, Man. I thought he only had a problem with Libs, but its way more than this. Racist and misogynist, to say the least.



Why if it isn't our resident cuckold, Shizzo!  I am shocked at your language.  You must've used a dictionary!  This isn't the real world, little one., LOL!
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 02:21:43 PM
He pretty much makes stuff up as he only knows what little I have said. I do have a slight physical handicap that makes walking difficult and I am in my 60s.  What he says is just absurd but he can say what he wants as it has no bearing on the truth. 

Primemuscle is 75 or something, and..... he is doing just fine
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 02:31:07 PM
Primemuscle is 75 or something, and..... he is doing just fine

He's getting better and that is something to be glad about.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: SOMEPARTS on August 09, 2019, 02:39:49 PM
Awesome work "The Scott" !  8)


Only on Getbig could a guy post all those good titles and have some cacksucker make fun of a physical ailment right after.

My fave is "Smuthering Whites" cause I'm classy like that.  8)
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: SF1900 on August 09, 2019, 02:48:11 PM
This is low, even for Shizzo (Joe Valentino).

Chill out Shizzo, it’s not that serious.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 02:51:14 PM
I cant stand The Scott either but that's pretty low, man. 

To be honest, I don't mind that you "can't stand" me.  It's okay.  But now I want to know what "hardcore redneck electric champion" means.  ;D  Yup.  I have no clue but then I can sometimes be clueless.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 02:52:27 PM
This is low, even for Shizzo (Joe Valentino).

Chill out Shizzo, it’s not that serious.

Oh. This is low, but to diss a lot of people, not just regular getbiggers over political opinions, but also Pro BBuilders and even fitness models is not low?

Ok..

Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 02:57:22 PM
Oh. This is low, but to diss a lot of people, not just regular getbiggers over political opinions, but also Pro BBuilders and even fitness models is not low?

Ok..



You really need to do something constructive Shizzo.  "Florida"...Yeah. Right.  I've been there a few times and saw no evidence of you, LOL!  Of course I was in a nicer part of Miami and in the company of nicer people.  

Mowing lawns as a kid.   ;D  
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 03:00:32 PM
I see nothing wrong with dissing bodybuilders. They sort of deserve it. I don't read 99% of getbiggers posts (kind of skim, if anything), so I really don't know who "disses who."

Either way, most here give others a hard time for their political or religious opinions. But, making fun of someone's handicap is just immature.

You dont know? Read the whole post, then, you will after that...
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: SF1900 on August 09, 2019, 03:01:04 PM
You dont know? Read the whole post, then, you will after that...

Why don't you post under your "Shizzo" name?
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 03:02:12 PM
I see nothing wrong with dissing bodybuilders. They sort of deserve it. I don't read 99% of getbiggers posts (kind of skim, if anything), so I really don't know who "disses who."

Either way, most here give others a hard time for their political or religious opinions. But, making fun of someone's handicap is just immature.

As I have told others, I don't mind him.  My problem is minor when compared to others I've met in PT sessions.   His imagination for embellishment is rivaled only by his ego to "win".  If his "insults" had style, I would laugh all the more because I think someone with wit, even when it's ribald in nature, is to be, to an extent, admired.  A comrade in words, if you will.

Playing the "race" card is pathetic and neither would I play the "handicapable" card. Compared to two of the folks I knew from PT, I am prime Arnold S., LOL!

Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 03:06:21 PM
As I have told others, I don't mind him.  My problem is minor when compared to others I've met in PT sessions.   His imagination for embellishment is rivaled only by his ego to "win".  If his "insults" had style, I would laugh all the more because I think someone with wit, even when it's ribald in nature, is to be, to an extent, admired.  A comrade in words, if you will.

Playing the "race" card is pathetic and neither would I play the "handicapable" card. Compared to two of the folks I knew from PT, I am prime Arnold S., LOL!



Yep. "My problem is also minor why I compare myself with someone that has 20 million in his account'.
What an egotistical schmuck...
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 03:07:09 PM
Why don't you post under your "Shizzo" name?

Why dont you stop sucking dick?

See, both were dumb questions...
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: SF1900 on August 09, 2019, 03:15:03 PM
Why dont you stop sucking dick?

See, both were dumb questions...

Lame comeback.

There is strong evidence that you're Shizzo, per insider information.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 03:16:30 PM
Yep. "My problem is also minor why I compare myself with someone that has 20 million in his account'.
What an egotistical schmuck...

My IQ is about 85.  I was taught to write/express myself  by my mother and later by a good friend.  I am proud of being able to do that, if you think that egotistical, fine and dandy!  Not exactly a case of being an idiot/savant I know, LOL!

This is not the real world ergo how you present yourself is how you are seen.  I see you as an idiot that stacks your deck with race cards.   I don't know you well enough to truly hate you but I can say what I've read is not something I would seek out in the real world.  

Will we ever meet?  How do you know we haven't?  
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 03:19:19 PM
Lame comeback.

There is strong evidence that you're Shizzo, per insider information.

Keep thinking that, if makes you happy
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 03:23:52 PM
My IQ is about 85.  I was taught to write/express myself  by my mother and later by a good friend.  I am proud of being able to do that, if you think that egotistical, fine and dandy!  Not exactly a case of being an idiot/savant I know, LOL!

This is not the real world ergo how you present yourself is how you are seen.  .I see you as an idiot that stacks your deck with race cards   I don't know you well enough to truly hate you but I can say what I've read is not something I would seek out in the real world.  

Will we ever meet?  How do you know we haven't?  

I see you as an idiot that stacks your deck with race cards"

Thats good. I bet you know by now how I see you, Pops.  Im pretty sure its not a good sight :(

Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 03:27:21 PM
I see you as an idiot that stacks your deck with race cards"

Thats good. I bet you know by now how I see you, Pops.  Im pretty sure its not a good sight :(



Your level of intelligence must make mine seem normal.  Do as you wish, when the mood strikes I will reply in kind without kindness.  You can do nothing here that causes harm to anyone save your pathetic self image.

Better ax yo' mammy whut dat meanz.  'n' sheit.  Go ahead, Jizzo.  Play your cards out some more. I was taught by the best.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Kwon on August 09, 2019, 03:31:56 PM
Lame comeback.

There is strong evidence that you're Shizzo, per insider information.

He can't post on Shizzo since Shizzo-account was banned, thus Joe Shitterino.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 03:40:35 PM
Your level of intelligence must make mine seem normal.  Do as you wish, when the mood strikes I will reply in kind without kindness.  You can do nothing here that causes harm to anyone save your pathetic self image.

Better ax yo' mammy whut dat meanz.  'n' sheit.  Go ahead, Jizzo.  Play your cards out some more. I was taught by the best.

LOL

Yes. Im pretty sure when you go out on the streets, you also receive what you call "pathetic image" from everyone

Pops, If I were in my 60s, I would think about spending my time more wisely. Youre not getting any younger, and also not getting any better in your swimming technique. I hope you have some fun this weekend...
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 03:44:41 PM
He can't post on Shizzo since Shizzo-account was banned, thus Joe Shitterino.

Its so good to be hated by a Gun lover, Trumptard like you, Kwon.

Just another old fart.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 04:16:21 PM
"The Great Fatsby" by Vince B.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 04:17:34 PM
"Schmolita" by Hipo
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 04:20:30 PM
"Great Sexpectations" by BayGBM
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 04:21:58 PM
"The Hobbit - Or Where's My Back Again"  by Coach
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 04:24:08 PM
"To Thrill A Cuckingbird" by Straw Man
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 04:27:18 PM
"Dangerous Ligaysons" by tbombz.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 04:29:02 PM
"Sybil" by Shizzo
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 04:30:19 PM
"Madame Ovary"  by booty
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 09, 2019, 04:32:39 PM
"Through the Fookingass or Malice's Adventures in Blunderland" by Joe Valentino
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 09, 2019, 05:15:07 PM
You have a loooooooot of time in your hands, Pops.

A 65 year old, obviously without Kids and family dosent know how to use his time wisely.

Kind of lame, but its what karma gave you back...
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: funk51 on August 10, 2019, 11:23:49 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on August 11, 2019, 10:28:09 AM
To be honest, I don't mind that you "can't stand" me.  It's okay.  But now I want to know what "hardcore redneck electric champion" means.  ;D  Yup.  I have no clue but then I can sometimes be clueless.

It's a quote from the legendary Johnny Falcon

(I have no idea what it means either but I like how the words go together.  A one-line poem, perhaps.)
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on August 11, 2019, 10:31:32 AM
As low as the person aforementioned, Man. I thought he only had a problem with Libs, but its way more than this. Racist and misogynist, to say the least.



Be the bigger person--don't lower yourself to his level.  Mocking somebody for something they can't control (eg: physical handicap) is no better than being racist or misogynistic.
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Kwon on August 11, 2019, 10:32:11 AM
It's a quote from the legendary Johnny Falcon

(I have no idea what it means either but I like how the words go together.  A one-line poem, perhaps.)

The Falcon is ALL that, and MORE!
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 11, 2019, 10:42:09 AM
Be the bigger person--don't lower yourself to his level.  Mocking somebody for something they can't control (eg: physical handicap) is no better than being racist or misogynistic.

If you think about it and have read my thoughts over these past few years, I was not always at this "level".  When I had my faith I took the "high road".  But now having neither faith in God and for the greater part, mankind, I adjust my "level" to fit, if you will.  

Call it fighting fire with fire but I prefer to think of it as using their mannerisms against them.   While I am not "them", I can easily adjust to be similar and more.  I am not smart but neither am I what some here would claim.  

I become them and more to show them for what they are.  Which is anything but "more".  John showed me the way and nobody did it better, believe me.  Just read the dross that is ValenShizzo and again, think about what I just said to you.  His words, not only directed toward me but others as well, are impotent.  Mine cut to the ego of a child at bay.  I don't think I am writing over your head when I tell you this but in Shizzotino's case, there really is no spoon.

I now await Shizzo's next "Magnum Dopus". 
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 11, 2019, 10:42:59 AM
The Falcon is ALL that, and MORE!

The big guy really does have some excellent moments.   ;D I mean that. 
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 11, 2019, 11:43:52 AM
Be the bigger person--don't lower yourself to his level.  Mocking somebody for something they can't control (eg: physical handicap) is no better than being racist or misogynistic.

Unfortunately , Im not Wiggs, but I respect your words..
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 11, 2019, 11:47:52 AM
If you think about it and have read my thoughts over these past few years, I was not always at this "level".  When I had my faith I took the "high road".  But now having neither faith in God and for the greater part, mankind, I adjust my "level" to fit, if you will.  

Call it fighting fire with fire but I prefer to think of it as using their mannerisms against them.   While I am not "them", I can easily adjust to be similar and more.  I am not smart but neither am I what some here would claim.  

I become them and more to show them for what they are.  Which is anything but "more".  John showed me the way and nobody did it better, believe me.  Just read the dross that is ValenShizzo and again, think about what I just said to you.  His words, not only directed toward me but others as well, are impotent.  Mine cut to the ego of a child at bay.  I don't think I am writing over your head when I tell you this but in Shizzotino's case, there really is no spoon.

I now await Shizzo's next "Magnum Dopus". 

Pops, my short response: I was in the beach for two hours, enjoying myself. Im not sure where you were, but Im sure theres no enjoyment in your life, just daily pain and misery

I now await Shizzo's next "Magnum Dopus"--  This is what your real life has become, waiting others to post or waking up and dissing somebody else, the last 'victim" was Cedric, a person that besides being a BB is also in the Military.

Youre a pathetic Old Man, hurt my Karma and abandoned by your God...
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: The Scott on August 11, 2019, 01:59:34 PM
Pops, my short response: I was in the beach for two hours, enjoying myself. Im not sure where you were, but Im sure theres no enjoyment in your life, just daily pain and misery

I now await Shizzo's next "Magnum Dopus"--  This is what your real life has become, waiting others to post or waking up and dissing somebody else, the last 'victim" was Cedric, a person that besides being a BB is also in the Military.

Youre a pathetic Old Man, hurt my Karma and abandoned by your God...

What delightful scrawling.  Truly a Magnum Dopus.  Look it up, moron.   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Books written by getbiggers
Post by: Joe Valentino on August 12, 2019, 04:42:12 PM
What delightful scrawling.  Truly a Magnum Dopus.  Look it up, moron.   ;D ;D


Not even 2 hours after my Post, Crip Pops replied to my comment...

Yeah, now we all know you aint got much going on in your life, uh? LOOOOL