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Title: Does a spider bite make you fat?
Post by: trustnoone on September 12, 2010, 08:55:20 AM
How does it turn you into a slob ???



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Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: War-Horse on September 12, 2010, 09:02:10 AM
Keith is cool.  We're hoping he can take that weight off.  8)
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 09:17:40 AM
How does it turn you into a slob ???



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Yea how does that happen?  Maybe you can tell us how you got fat and that might help
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 12, 2010, 09:20:35 AM
Yea how does that happen?  Maybe you can tell us how you got fat and that might help
I'm not the one with food stains on my shirt, overgrown fingernails and ashy elbows.



And don't even get me started on your teeth.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 09:26:07 AM
I'm not the one with food stains on my shirt, overgrown fingernails and ashy elbows.



And don't even get me started on your teeth.

sorry I am not a model like you.  Please post pics so I can see how a true man should look like. 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: SF1900 on September 12, 2010, 09:27:58 AM
Keith definitely has one good thing going for him: He isn't Goodrum  :D :D :D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 12, 2010, 09:29:02 AM
sorry I am not a model like you.  Please post pics so I can see how a true man should look like. 
Has nothing to do with looks


I'm talking about something you don't have. Hygiene!
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 09:33:53 AM
Keith definitely has one good thing going for him: He isn't Goodrum  :D :D :D

I like the way you think.  I actually have  two now.  I am not trustnoone either.

Has nothing to do with looks


I'm talking about something you don't have. Hygiene!

My hygiene is fine.  So if you were thinkiing about licking my asshole it should be okay for you.  By the way what are the reasons you won't post a photo.  Either you are fat, a skinny twink and your hygiene is really bad.  What two are you?  By the way how old are you.  Have you even graduated from H.S. yet
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 12, 2010, 09:43:14 AM
I like the way you think.  I actually have  two now.  I am not trustnoone either.

My hygiene is fine.  So if you were thinkiing about licking my asshole it should be okay for you.  By the way what are the reasons you won't post a photo.  Either you are fat, a skinny twink and your hygiene is really bad.  What two are you?  By the way how old are you.  Have you even graduated from H.S. yet
Pics don't lie ;)


How bout you post a recent pic up without looking like a slob and I'll do the same....Deal?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: SF1900 on September 12, 2010, 09:48:56 AM
Pics don't lie ;)


How bout you post a recent pic up without looking like a slob and I'll do the same....Deal?

Holding up a sign that says, "GB is my life."  :D ;D ;D We already know what Keith looks like.  This sign would ensure that it really is you  :D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Tito24 on September 12, 2010, 09:50:55 AM
theres no life outside getbig. getbig is the universe = god
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Magnus on September 12, 2010, 09:51:25 AM
How does it turn you into a slob ???



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you instead were always into tea-bagging trust?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 12, 2010, 09:52:53 AM
A spider bite does not make you fat.

"1"
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: chaos on September 12, 2010, 09:54:33 AM
A spider bite does not make you fat.

"1"
How many spiders have you been bitten by?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 12, 2010, 09:57:08 AM
How many spiders have you been bitten by?

There's nothing about the actual spider bite that can cause your body to gain weight.  An inflammatory response to an insect bite doesn't make you fat.  The tissue might get swollen, but that's not due to weight gain, that's simply the inflammatory response.

If he was subsequently placed on steroids (Corticosteroids) to reduce inflammation and then started getting swollen due to water retention, that's another story, but still not true weight gain.

"1"
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 09:58:36 AM
Pics don't lie ;)


How bout you post a recent pic up without looking like a slob and I'll do the same....Deal?


I am not the one saying shit.  I admit I look like shit now.  You are the one with the big mouth.  Now back it up.  Don't tell me you are afraid people will make fun of you.  Are you a pussy.  Come on if Goodrum can do it you can.  Come on pussy post a photo taken today.  You have a cell phone don't you.  Or are you not old enough to have one.  Ask mommy to take one of you after you make your bed.  Come on big mouth back it up.  Quit being a pussy.  
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: chaos on September 12, 2010, 09:58:45 AM
There's nothing about the actual spider bite that can cause your body to gain weight.  An inflammatory response to an insect bite doesn't make you fat.  The tissue might get swollen, but that's not due to weight gain, that's simply the inflammatory response.

If he was subsequently placed on steroids (Corticosteroids) to reduce inflammation and then started getting swollen due to water retention, that's another story, but still not true weight gain.

"1"
Ssssooooooooooooooo..........

How many spiders have you been bitten by?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 10:01:03 AM
There's nothing about the actual spider bite that can cause your body to gain weight.  An inflammatory response to an insect bite doesn't make you fat.  The tissue might get swollen, but that's not due to weight gain, that's simply the inflammatory response.

If he was subsequently placed on steroids (Corticosteroids) to reduce inflammation and then started getting swollen due to water retention, that's another story, but still not true weight gain.

"1"

No where ever did I say the spider bite made me fat.  These morons try to come up with shit to make themselves look better.  I have written about this about a hundred times on here.  Guys like this trustnoone is just some punk kids who woke up this morning witgh a woody while dreaming about me and he is pondering WHY?  So he comes on here to try and loose his woody by calling me out.  I can't help it I affect this guy like that. 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 12, 2010, 10:04:04 AM
Ssssooooooooooooooo..........

How many spiders have you been bitten by?

A good amount actually.  I grew up in Greece as a young child and had many spider bites and once in the US, I would go hunting with my old man and had a good amount of spider bites amongst many other insect bites.

Again there is no pathological process to an insect bite, regardless of the actual insect, that will make you GAIN WEIGHT.

If a person gets bitten by any insect, actual weight gain will NOT occur.  

Will they get swollen, potentially even go into shock?  Sure.

Will they gain any true weight besides generalized or localized edema? No.

"1"
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: chaos on September 12, 2010, 10:07:19 AM
A good amount actually.  I grew up in Greece as a young child and had many spider bites and once in the US, I would go hunting with my old man and had a good amount of spider bites amongst many other insect bites.

Again there is no pathological process to an insect bite, regardless of the actual insect, that will make you GAIN WEIGHT.

If a person gets bitten by any insect, actual weight gain will NOT occur.  

Will they get swollen, potentially even go into shock?  Sure.

Will they gain any true weight besides generalized or localized edema? No.

"1"
I never actually said anything about gaining weight, so I'm not sure why you are harping on that in your posts toward me, but thanks for finally answering the question. :)

Have you ever been bitten by a brown recluse or other spider that you had to seek medical attention for?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: che on September 12, 2010, 10:24:30 AM
90% of  The Biggest Loser contestants were bitten by Brown Recluse spiders.(true story ) 
                                                                                                         
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 12, 2010, 10:25:38 AM
Have you ever been bitten by a brown recluse or other spider that you had to seek medical attention for?

No brown recluse spider bite, but I have been biten by a wolf spider before.

This was probably one of the ugliest creatures I had ever seen.

(http://www.adamfram.com/blog/uploaded_images/spider_mommy-746187.JPG)

"1"

P.S. And yes, I did have to go to the ER for that and was put on fluids and a topical corticosteroid.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: wes on September 12, 2010, 10:28:16 AM
Why bust Keiths balls....he`s a good dude ?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: che on September 12, 2010, 10:30:06 AM
No brown recluse spider bite, but I have been biten by a wolf spider before.

This was probably one of the ugliest creatures I had ever seen.

(http://www.adamfram.com/blog/uploaded_images/spider_mommy-746187.JPG)

"1"

P.S. And yes, I did have to go to the ER for that and was put on fluids and a topical corticosteroid.
Yeah that sucks,  but the Wolf doesn't make you gain weight like the Brown Recluse .
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 10:31:18 AM
Jeez, here is the short reason.  I moved to LA in Dec of 97' to train for the 2000 Olympics (discus).  I lived at a friends house in Lakewood.  I fell asleep in the living room and apparently according to 9 doctors I got bit by a brown recluse.  When my friend came home from work I was half passed out on the couch and floor.  I weighed 293 when I got bit.  I was going down to 275.  I was riding my bike in Hawaii 28 miles a day (7 miles to the gym twice a day 4 days a week)  plus I lived in Waialae Iki which has a very steep hill and I had to ride up that plus over Diamond Head.  On weekends I pulled a truck tire filled with cement (weighed about 120 lbs or so, plus drag).  I was benching 500 and cardio wise was in the best shape ever.  

When I got but I spent almost the entire month of March (98') in the hospital.  The doctors were seriously thinking about amputation and I said NO WAY!  The photo below is about 10 hours after I checked into the hospital.  About 2 days later a doctor climbed up on my bed with about 10 other doctors watching and preceded to cut the blister off and then use all of his weight to scrap the open sore.  When I first checked in I was given 3 diffewrent types of anibiotics.  I woke up with hives covering every part of my body except my hands, feet and head.  I had an allergic reaction to one of the antibiotics.  So now they had to figure out which one.  Anyway, I chewcked out about a month later or so.  I still had the open wound.  I had to daily change dressing and such.  I took my meds for only a week though.  I think that might have been where I fucked up.  Anyway, for the next t months I spent most of the time crawling on the floor cause the leg hurt so bad.  No lifting.

Then I started to get sick monthly.  Symptoms were the same every month and happened almost the same time during the month.  Maybe off a day or two.  I got a very high fever, my leg got very very red and my upper inside of my right leg would hurt.  The next day my skin would start to peel off my leg like a really bad sunburn.  I would spend alot of my day peeling my skin.  My leg was so red and hot I slept with it hanging off my bed.  The high fever made my body really sore.  I would be so  hot I would shiver.  I had a roman bathtub so I would put the hottest possible water in it and just lay there for hours.  Now when I walked I would kind of hobble.  So my back would go out from a previous injury (ruptured L4 & L5)  This went on for the next five years.  Everytime I would try and go to the gym it seemed like the next day I was so sick I couldn't get out of bed.  So I spent almost all day in either bed or my bathtub.  During this time I ate.  I ate normally.  Nothing different that when I was training.  Well the weight started to go on me and very fast.  I went from 293 to 399 in about 4 months.  

All this had nothing to do with the spider bite.  I never said that.  The idiots on here did.  I said because of what happened from the bite it prevented me from training or doing anything.  My last major issue with my leg was at Christmas 2007 when I spent two weeks in the hospital because my leg swelled up to 32" and it would not go down.  Since then I have not had any major issues with my leg.  BUT, because of what happened my immune system is fucked up.  I was known by everyone has being healthy and I never got sick.  I had been to the doctor twice before this bite since high school.  One was for my back and the other was 10 years later when I snapped my achilles tendon.

Since my bite I have had all kinds of shit happen.  I caught pnemonia this past March and was in the hospital.  I now get gout every now and then which is so fucking painful it is unreal.  And my back goes out sometimes.  I was back in the gym regulary up until March.  Then rigfht after that I got gout really bad in both ankles.  That was unreal painful.  

So, in short (kinda) I went from being very fit and strong to not being able to do anything.  My mind is getting better and I am getting better with the eating and I am walking alot more than I used too.  I am taking it slowly so I don't get sick or anything happens.  I feel great now so everything is looking good.  

I am not someone who pretends to be something I am not.  Goodrum is a pretender.  So is this trustnoone and guys like McAnusLicker.  I am fat and I admit it.  But one thing did not get affected and that is my brain and memory.  I what I lack in physical appearence for now I still know some things and I don't need to pretend.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 10:33:45 AM
Why bust Keiths balls....he`s a good dude ?

It makes them feel better.  I don't mind.  Guys like you know where I am coming from.  here are some photos for the guys who haven't seen them.  the last photo is about 4 years after the bite
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: War-Horse on September 12, 2010, 10:34:13 AM
LOL. chaos is relentless.

BTW if you cant use your leg and infection sets in then your immobile.  Being immobile can cause weight gain.   Keith has not used it as an excuse just a circumstance that he was in.   He knows why hes fat.....and he knows how to lose it.....he just has to want to.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: chaos on September 12, 2010, 10:34:48 AM
No brown recluse spider bite, but I have been biten by a wolf spider before.

This was probably one of the ugliest creatures I had ever seen.

(http://www.adamfram.com/blog/uploaded_images/spider_mommy-746187.JPG)

"1"

P.S. And yes, I did have to go to the ER for that and was put on fluids and a topical corticosteroid.
Did you see it/feel it bite you? Were you like "oh fuck I'm gonna die!!!" ?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 12, 2010, 10:40:22 AM
Did you see it/feel it bite you? Were you like "oh fuck I'm gonna die!!!" ?

Like a 13-year old idiot, I actually placed the spider on the palm of my hand, just to admire it if you will.  Moments later it sprung onto my forearm and sunk its teeth in.

I was very scared and not knowing any better thought to simply wrap my forearm with a make-shift tourniquet (my belt) and hope to hell that I wouldn't die momentarily.

My old man calmed me down afterwards and, having been bitten by just about everything, he drove me to the hospital and walked me through that nonsense.

"1"

Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: chaos on September 12, 2010, 10:48:02 AM
Like a 13-year old idiot, I actually placed the spider on the palm of my hand, just to admire it if you will.  Moments later it sprung onto my forearm and sunk its teeth in.

I was very scared and not knowing any better thought to simply wrap my forearm with a make-shift tourniquet (my belt) and hope to hell that I wouldn't die momentarily.

My old man calmed me down afterwards and, having been bitten by just about everything, he drove me to the hospital and walked me through that nonsense.

"1"


LMAO that's awesome.. ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: GroinkTropin on September 12, 2010, 10:58:06 AM
It makes them feel better.  I don't mind.  Guys like you know where I am coming from.  here are some photos for the guys who haven't seen them.  the last photo is about 4 years after the bite

That is fucking UNREAL. I used to fear black widows but they ain't shit compared to THAT. Fuck!
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 10:59:49 AM
LOL. chaos is relentless.

BTW if you cant use your leg and infection sets in then your immobile.  Being immobile can cause weight gain.   Keith has not used it as an excuse just a circumstance that he was in.   He knows why hes fat.....and he knows how to lose it.....he just has to want to.

Exactly.  Does anyone actually think I wanted this or planned this.  I spent 20 years being fairly good shape and made money from my body and strength.  In fact the doctors even told me that if I wasn't in the shape I was in I could have easily died.  They even said the reaction I got from the bite was very severe and something not normal.  Is spent most of my life training and using my body to make money and get positive attention.  Then this happened and I literally could not walk.  I am not making excuses cause now that I look back I guess I could have easily just dieted and not eat normally.  well that is something that I didn't do and never thought about.  I know it would have made things a whole lot easier on me now.  But, you know I have to go forward.  I have alot of things going on in my life right now that are all very positive.  So getting back into shape so I can enjoy them is something I really wantg to do an will do.  I just have to do it slowly so nothing happens.  But ultimately I will get back down below 300.  I know I will.  

That is fucking UNREAL. I used to fear black widows but they ain't shit compared to THAT. Fuck!

I lay out in my backyard now.  I believe tan fat looks better than white fat.  Well we killed two black widows on Friday out there.  So I am fucking freaking a little.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: BIG ACH on September 12, 2010, 11:03:58 AM

Keith's one of the coolest guys on GETBIG in my opinion!!!  Dude has actually been involved with some incredible people and seen some cool things!!!  He actuall did something with his life!!!

Plus his stories are awesome!

Go on with you bad self bro!!! 

Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Lord of the Roidz on September 12, 2010, 11:16:52 AM
Holy shit. I will never laugh at any Keith/Spider Bite jokes again. That looks really serious. I definitely can accept that the Spider bite was the catalyst that led to his decline. I only hope he can muster the will power to get back to a healthier weight. I know a guy that got bit by a Brown recluse and he almost lost his arm. It's no laughing matter.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Tito24 on September 12, 2010, 11:19:09 AM
looks fucking painfull keith
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: EL Mariachi on September 12, 2010, 11:31:54 AM
How does it turn you into a slob ???



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hahahaha  he got a excuse to get even fatter.
keith once bite his finger off when he was eating donuts for breakfast.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: mesmorph78 on September 12, 2010, 11:43:56 AM
Read your story Keith that's quite an unfortunate chain of events and from those pics that leg looks mega painful. I hope you make a full recovery soon.

Can't understand why someone would make fun out of someones misfortune
especially someone as cool as Keith.

 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 12, 2010, 12:17:54 PM
Read your story Keith that's quite an unfortunate chain of events and from those pics that leg looks mega painful. I hope you make a full recovery soon.

Can't understand why someone would make fun out of someones misfortune
especially someone as cool as Keith.

 
I'm not making fun of him being fat.


I'm making fun of someone with bad hygiene......Jeez! just look at his shirt and nails ::)
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on September 12, 2010, 12:26:03 PM
Yea how does that happen?  Maybe you can tell us how you got fat and that might help


you really are a horrific slob........its amazing you have such little dignity......that you would still show-face around a bodybuilding  message board
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: EL Mariachi on September 12, 2010, 12:34:27 PM
Keith always likes to remind us what a huge victim he is in life, get over it pussy and do something with your life, stop living in the past
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: James Blunt on September 12, 2010, 01:39:11 PM
I htink he spends too much time posting about Goodrum but he really is a cool dude. Just straight up ''making fun of'' his hygiene is pretty weak. Shows the depth of this characters intelligence. Can't even hit him with some jokes or somehting? If you're going to be a douchy asshole at least be funny about it.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: SgtSpar on September 12, 2010, 01:48:21 PM
Funny, I was just looking through the thread this queer posted his pic expecting "ooh and aahs" instead of the brutal flame fest and thought your post was hilarious. LOL @ "casual fridays".


That isn't really trustnoone.  Its that funk51 guy, Trustnoone put it up to fock with him.  Just thought you might want to know that you're focking with the wrong guy.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 12, 2010, 01:48:46 PM
it looks like he has pec implants
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 12, 2010, 01:50:26 PM
That isn't really trustnoone.  Its that funk51 guy, Trustnoone put it up to fock with him.  Just thought you might want to know that you're focking with the wrong guy.

Yeah, someone just told me the same thing. Typical of this fuking prick. What a coward.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: SgtSpar on September 12, 2010, 01:51:59 PM
Yeah, someone just told me the same thing. Typical of this fuking prick. What a coward.

I actually thought focking with the funk51 guy was pretty damn funny since he talked shit to me in a different thread, but different strokes as they say....
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Devon97 on September 12, 2010, 02:03:34 PM
Keith,

When you went from 293 to 399 in 4 months what were you eating?

Just curious what an example of what you ate on a typical day would be.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Immortal_Technique on September 12, 2010, 02:09:54 PM
Trust fail.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 02:30:18 PM

you really are a horrific slob........its amazing you have such little dignity......that you would still show-face around a bodybuilding  message board

Coming from such a physical specimen as you really makes me feel good.  I am just proud to have as low as you  even talk to me.  Man I get to tell everyone I know that you acknowledged me and you think about me all the time.  Thank you so much.  Just when I thought Goodrum was the most idiotic person on the internet you come forward.  Thank you so much for giving me the time of day.  Now you can go back to sucking off your boyfriend.  Oh yea please post up some photos of that great body you have.  I always like to see a superior body like yours.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on September 12, 2010, 02:32:35 PM
Coming from such a physical specimen as you really makes me feel good.  I am just proud to have as low as you  even talk to me.  Man I get to tell everyone I know that you acknowledged me and you think about me all the time.  Thank you so much.  Just when I thought Goodrum was the most idiotic person on the internet you come forward.  Thank you so much for giving me the time of day.  Now you can go back to sucking off your boyfriend.  Oh yea please post up some photos of that great body you have.  I always like to see a superior body like yours.


your a living breathing embarrassment.......... :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: chaos on September 12, 2010, 02:38:02 PM

your a living breathing embarrassment.......... :-\ :-\ :-\
It's "you're"........
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 02:42:03 PM

your a living breathing embarrassment.......... :-\ :-\ :-\

a god the 3rd grade education major responds.  Holy macrel seriously just kill yourself and make it easier on your parents.  Shit they have to feed and clothe you and make your bed.  You are wasting them away.  Do them a favor and everyone else just kill yourself.  You even waste bandwidth on here
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 12, 2010, 03:00:32 PM
No brown recluse spider bite, but I have been biten by a wolf spider before.

This was probably one of the ugliest creatures I had ever seen.

(http://www.adamfram.com/blog/uploaded_images/spider_mommy-746187.JPG)

"1"

P.S. And yes, I did have to go to the ER for that and was put on fluids and a topical corticosteroid.

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/grossspider1.jpg)


what's there not to like about this cuddly little guy?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 12, 2010, 03:29:22 PM
Again, I can understand a spider bite making you fat, but there's no excuse for poor hygiene.



Anyways, that pic is a couple years old and Keith has been on a diet since, so he should post a new one up and show us how much weight he lost.





Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: chaos on September 12, 2010, 03:34:44 PM
Again, I can understand a spider bite making you fat, but there's no excuse for poor hygiene.



Anyways, that pic is a couple years old and Keith has been on a diet since, so he should post a new one up and show us how much weight he lost.






X2
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 12, 2010, 03:36:33 PM
Here you go fellows.


Now don't hate.


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Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 03:40:58 PM
Holy shit. I gotta give it to you, yu have balls to call anyone out.  Honest question.  Have you ever in your life step foot in a gym.  And why are you hiding behind a chair.  Oh god the irony that you are calling me out.  And you wonder why this place is a joke.  Jeez dude, I thought you at least were going to post a photo that made it look like you lifted.  Shit, I am really disappointed in you.  Go back to dinner with you mom and dad and stick to the books. 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 12, 2010, 03:41:10 PM
Again, I can understand a spider bite making you fat, but there's no excuse for poor hygiene.



Anyways, that pic is a couple years old and Keith has been on a diet since, so he should post a new one up and show us how much weight he lost.




Keith is a veteran of the iron game. He doesn't need to justify his current physical condition to you.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 12, 2010, 03:57:00 PM

Keith is a veteran of the iron game. He doesn't need to justify his current physical condition to you.
Another tard that can't read.


I said his "hygiene" not the fact that he's a fat ass. ::)



Holy shit. I gotta give it to you, yu have balls to call anyone out.  Honest question.  Have you ever in your life step foot in a gym.  And why are you hiding behind a chair.  Oh god the irony that you are calling me out.  And you wonder why this place is a joke.  Jeez dude, I thought you at least were going to post a photo that made it look like you lifted.  Shit, I am really disappointed in you.  Go back to dinner with you mom and dad and stick to the books. 
You could only dream to look like this.

At least I have good hygiene. Hell even poor people can put a clean shirt on and cut their nails.


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Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: GroinkTropin on September 12, 2010, 04:06:07 PM
Holy shit. I will never laugh at any Keith/Spider Bite jokes again. That looks really serious. I definitely can accept that the Spider bite was the catalyst that led to his decline. I only hope he can muster the will power to get back to a healthier weight. I know a guy that got bit by a Brown recluse and he almost lost his arm. It's no laughing matter.

Yeah you know at this point I say alright, he got fat, it's understandable. Now Keith, what are you doing TODAY to get back in shape? What about TOMORROW? Crying over yesterday will do you no good though you will get some sympathy. But I would rather get in ass kicking shape than hear sympathetic people enable me to stay out of shape. Get out there and kick ass and use all that you have been through to keep you going and serve as an inspiration to others!
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: ToxicAvenger on September 12, 2010, 04:20:06 PM
How does it turn you into a slob ???





the brown recluse can kill you , ya idiot  :-\ 

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Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 04:48:21 PM
Another tard that can't read.


I said his "hygiene" not the fact that he's a fat ass. ::)


You could only dream to look like this.

At least I have good hygiene. Hell even poor people can put a clean shirt on and cut their nails.


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Dude you honestly can't say you lift.  Yo woudl get laughed out of a real gym.  Where do you go the YWCA.  You are a punk with nothing going for you but the abilithy to type.  I won't evenm bring up what I did when I was your age.  That would put you out of commission cause I would make you look like a newborn baby.  You are a joke and you have to live with that I don't.  You better stay in good with mom and dad cause it doesn't look like you have much going for you so you might as well feed off of them as much as you can.  I swear people like you are a fucking joke and pathetic.  Do you wake up every morning wondering why your life sucks or do you come on Getbig so you can jack off to the photos.  I mean what use are you.  Another kid trying to fit in somewhere he doesn't belong.  I feel bad for you.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: kiwiol on September 12, 2010, 04:53:46 PM
Anyways, that pic is a couple years old

Actually, it's from the 2006 Mr Olympia, so that's almost right on 4 years now.

How time flies :o
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: WillGrant on September 12, 2010, 04:56:54 PM
Keith's a good man , a fat man yes but a good man none the less.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: FREAKgeek on September 12, 2010, 05:04:58 PM
Another tard that can't read.


I said his "hygiene" not the fact that he's a fat ass. ::)


Oh brother, what a metro queer you are to carry on like this.

Don't quit your job at the beauty salon for a pro card yet, sexy.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Les Grossman on September 12, 2010, 05:27:45 PM
Hey Trustnoone.....how many people do you owe significant amounts of money too?

Cause Keith will outdo you 100 to 1 in that comparison.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 12, 2010, 05:47:42 PM
Again, I can understand a spider bite making you fat, but there's no excuse for poor hygiene.



Anyways, that pic is a couple years old and Keith has been on a diet since, so he should post a new one up and show us how much weight he lost.



Why kind of metro queer looks at a man's finger nails, shirt for stains and gives "hygiene" inspections? Keith and I come from a generation where a man didn't primp and preen himself like some phaggot getting ready for a rectum invasion by his boyfriend. After taking a piss at the gym and wanting to wash my hands your the type of homo I see hogging the sink slightly bent over staring into the mirror plucking his eyebrows or making those finishing touches on the metro hair style while your ear rings are shimmering looking like a pre-op tranny.

Look at the fucking gel in your hair and what the hell are you wearing? A plaid sleeve less vest? Did you buy it like that or did you just cut off the sleeves to show your non existent "guns." Awesome action shot BTW where the vest opens up so we can all be treated to your no where to be found gooey midsection. You couldn't look more homo even if you tried.

What kind of perfume do you wear, honey?

Look at you. You got to be fucking kidding me! Guys today are such feminized metro queers it's just downright pathetic. And I just noticed these pics are from your MySpace account. LOL ! I'm sure the bitches are impressed with your kettle bell display. Just another example of the culture decline and ultimate ruin of our society. Hey fag, word of advice: buy a gun and kill something -- preferably yourself. I mean seriously, look at you. You look like a lesbian.

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Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 12, 2010, 06:36:43 PM
I'm sure funk51 will appreciate your comments. :D




Funny thing is if he would of posted them himself, the same gays ripping on him would of sucked his azz.



And Keith aka sloppy joes, this dork has done more in his life than you could dream of.



Now stick that in your fat throat and choke on it.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 12, 2010, 06:38:37 PM
the brown recluse can kill you , ya idiot  :-\ 

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No shit, Colombo ::)
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 12, 2010, 07:30:14 PM
I'm sure funk51 will appreciate your comments. :D




Funny thing is if he would of posted them himself, the same gays ripping on him would of sucked his azz.



And Keith aka sloppy joes, this dork has done more in his life than you could dream of.



Now stick that in your fat throat and choke on it.

Jesus fuking Christ! Please fag, indulge us. Tell us all you have done in life that Keith can only dream of. Seriously, you really have no idea how much of a fuking lesbian you look like. Even your shapeless arms have a feminine like quality to it.
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Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: mass 04 on September 12, 2010, 07:30:55 PM
Jesus fuking Christ! Please fag, indulge us. Tell us all you have done in life that Keith can only dream of. Seriously, you really have no idea how much of a fuking lesbian you look like. Even your shapeless arms have a feminine like quality to it.
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lol that's not him.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 12, 2010, 07:39:45 PM
lol that's not him.
These clowns are too easy ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Devon97 on September 12, 2010, 07:40:30 PM
Keith,

When you went from 293 to 399 in 4 months what were you eating?

Just curious what an example of what you ate on a typical day would be.
Keith,

Stop arguing w/ these fools and asnwer my question!
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: chaos on September 12, 2010, 07:53:56 PM
Jesus fuking Christ! Please fag, indulge us. Tell us all you have done in life that Keith can only dream of. Seriously, you really have no idea how much of a fuking lesbian you look like. Even your shapeless arms have a feminine like quality to it.
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LMAO, bro you keep walking into these. ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: hazbin on September 12, 2010, 10:53:06 PM
i would trade my life for the life Keith has lived. he may be in poor health now, but what he has achieved and  experienced would be enough to say it was a good life.  easy to let mom and dad foot the bills and  have an ok physique for a few years, but Keith had world class strength, and can call some of the most famous people in the world true friends.  if every getbigger in the world sat in a room, noworries is the only one Arnold and Stallone would greet by name. he may be obese now, but he admits it and keeps a positive attidude about the future.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: travisma on September 12, 2010, 11:08:39 PM
While I may not see eye to eye with Keith due to our business dealings I will admit that he has lived a life that most would never...

If you ever have the chance look up some of his stories about going to Las Vegas with his uncle.

Or even think about why he was training for the Olympics.... Its called being an athlete..

Travis
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 12, 2010, 11:27:34 PM
i would trade my life for the life Keith has lived. he may be in poor health now, but what he has achieved and  experienced would be enough to say it was a good life.  easy to let mom and dad foot the bills and  have an ok physique for a few years, but Keith had world class strength, and can call some of the most famous people in the world true friends.  if every getbigger in the world sat in a room, noworries is the only one Arnold and Stallone would greet by name. he may be obese now, but he admits it and keeps a positive attidude about the future.

Thanks man.  I have fun with these morons.  It amazes me how stupid they are.  The worst thing is they are this way at the peak age of their lives.  They have nothing going for them and their future is going to suck.  To bad.

Keith,

Stop arguing w/ these fools and asnwer my question!

I ate food.  Nothing special.  The thing I probably ate alot of was milk and cereal.  I eat chicken and beef while here.  In Hawaii I never ordered beef.  I ate only fish and chicken.  Ocasionally teri beef but not often.  My worst indulgence is pastries.  I love donuts.  Trying to be better now.  
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Devon97 on September 13, 2010, 06:28:38 AM
Thanks man.  I have fun with these morons.  It amazes me how stupid they are.  The worst thing is they are this way at the peak age of their lives.  They have nothing going for them and their future is going to suck.  To bad.

I ate food.  Nothing special.  The thing I probably ate alot of was milk and cereal.  I eat chicken and beef while here.  In Hawaii I never ordered beef.  I ate only fish and chicken.  Ocasionally teri beef but not often.  My worst indulgence is pastries.  I love donuts.  Trying to be better now.  

I eat 6-7 meals a day and couldn't gain 100 lbs in a year let alone 4 months if my life depended on it. I bet if you had eaten whites, oats, veggies, lean beef, chicken , yams you would have not gained anywhere near that amount of fat.

What kind of cereal were you eating? Whole or skim milk?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: HTexan on September 13, 2010, 06:33:41 AM
Hint, spider bite doesn't make you fat.
a BR bite my friend on the ass. Dude lose weight.
Bro got bite twice in a week by a BW, dude doesn't wear gloves when doing yard work. No change in weight.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Tito24 on September 13, 2010, 06:34:54 AM
yes donuts are nice.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: CalvinH on September 13, 2010, 07:36:02 AM
LMAO, bro you keep walking into these. ;D


At least he's consistant ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: SilverSpoon on September 13, 2010, 11:54:56 AM
Keith, you obviously have the knowledge to be strong.
And none of us posting here can really understand what you have gone through both physically and mentally.
However, spend less time here and more time getting in shape. 
Personally, if I were you, I would spend more time trying to build yourself back by doing circuit type training.  Strength will come back.
I wouldn't waste too much time with cardio that wasn't "fun", because that never works.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 13, 2010, 02:44:27 PM
LMAO, bro you keep walking into these. ;D

LOL! Got me.

Looks like we got another Slacker here. Remember he was the one always posting pics of other people claiming it was him and boasting about all his accomplishments. And the whole board turned on him except his own gimmick.

This shit talker is noted.

I knew Keith; well, knew of him because I was too intimidated to approach him back in the day. Pictures don't tell the whole story as anyone who has seen a pro bodybuilder in person knows. In person, Keith was very impressive and intimidating and I wouldn't want to have messed with him no matter how Ju-Ju training or Tae bo Klingon my thai kick boxing training I had. No matter what anybody tells you, size and strength do matter which is why they have weight classes. When the fists start flying you want a guy like noworries by your side. If for no other reason than to know at least he'll be there until the bitter end.

What an insult that a metro tool like this starts a thread about how a guy dresses or any stains he has on his shirt and the length of his finger nails let alone someone like Keith. No matter how hard the gay agenda tries to portray things not everyone is a homo or has even the slightest trace of the fag gene in them.

I watch you now, fag.


Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 13, 2010, 04:38:56 PM
LOL! Got me.

Looks like we got another Slacker here. Remember he was the one always posting pics of other people claiming it was him and boasting about all his accomplishments. And the whole board turned on him except his own gimmick.

This shit talker is noted.

I knew Keith; well, knew of him because I was too intimidated to approach him back in the day. Pictures don't tell the whole story as anyone who has seen a pro bodybuilder in person knows. In person, Keith was very impressive and intimidating and I wouldn't want to have messed with him no matter how Ju-Ju training or Tae bo Klingon my thai kick boxing training I had. No matter what anybody tells you, size and strength do matter which is why they have weight classes. When the fists start flying you want a guy like noworries by your side. If for no other reason than to know at least he'll be there until the bitter end.

What an insult that a metro tool like this starts a thread about how a guy dresses or any stains he has on his shirt and the length of his finger nails let alone someone like Keith. No matter how hard the gay agenda tries to portray things not everyone is a homo or has even the slightest trace of the fag gene in them.

I watch you now, fag.




Thanks bro.  I wish you had come up to me back then.  I'm sure we would have been friends.  I was always nice to everyone until they didn't listen.  I was proud of some of the shit I took back then.  I had very thick skin.  It was when someone didn't do what I told that set me off.  Especially drunks.  I hate drunks.  And there are always those at closing time who want to impress their friends and girlfriend.  We had the best bouncers on all of LA at Tequilla Willies.  Everyone knew about us.  We were like a tourist attraction for out of towners.  We would alwasy have people come up to us from other countries, states or cities telling us how their friends saw us and they had to say hi to us.  Every club let us in with no wait whenever we went out.  We would always get asked to help if there was ever a problem.  My friends loved hangin out with me on nights we would go clubbing.  The doorman would ask how many I had and we would all get in.  Even in Hawaii I never waited in line.  No matter what people say "size does matter".  That old saying "the bigger they are the harder they fall".  My comeback was "the bigger they are, the harder it is to make fall".  it kind of sucks I look the way I do now, I admit it.  But for now that how it is.  I defnitely do not plan on staying this way.  I am already many times better than I was 5 years ago.  My weight is down some but the important part is that I do not get sick like I used to and my leg is fine. 

We will get together when I get back to Hawaii.  I should be back sometime early next year for a few months.  My daughter is buying a house in Kona.  It is a big one.  Almost 3000 sq. ft. so I might stay with her over there.  But, I will be on Oahu for at least a few weeks.  By the way, my ex is buying a really nice house on the north shore.  it has a guest house and a pool.  She is looking for a full time tenant who can also do some yard work.  Big property.  She is going to use the main house on weekends for herself.  She has a really nice house in Portlock.  If you know anyone who is very trustworthy tell me.  I will get more info for you if you want. 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 13, 2010, 08:05:15 PM
Thanks bro.  I wish you had come up to me back then.  I'm sure we would have been friends.  I was always nice to everyone until they didn't listen.  I was proud of some of the shit I took back then.  I had very thick skin.  It was when someone didn't do what I told that set me off.  Especially drunks.  I hate drunks.  And there are always those at closing time who want to impress their friends and girlfriend.  We had the best bouncers on all of LA at Tequilla Willies.  Everyone knew about us.  We were like a tourist attraction for out of towners.  We would alwasy have people come up to us from other countries, states or cities telling us how their friends saw us and they had to say hi to us.  Every club let us in with no wait whenever we went out.  We would always get asked to help if there was ever a problem.  My friends loved hangin out with me on nights we would go clubbing.  The doorman would ask how many I had and we would all get in.  Even in Hawaii I never waited in line.  No matter what people say "size does matter".  That old saying "the bigger they are the harder they fall".  My comeback was "the bigger they are, the harder it is to make fall".  it kind of sucks I look the way I do now, I admit it.  But for now that how it is.  I defnitely do not plan on staying this way.  I am already many times better than I was 5 years ago.  My weight is down some but the important part is that I do not get sick like I used to and my leg is fine. 

We will get together when I get back to Hawaii.  I should be back sometime early next year for a few months.  My daughter is buying a house in Kona.  It is a big one.  Almost 3000 sq. ft. so I might stay with her over there.  But, I will be on Oahu for at least a few weeks.  By the way, my ex is buying a really nice house on the north shore.  it has a guest house and a pool.  She is looking for a full time tenant who can also do some yard work.  Big property.  She is going to use the main house on weekends for herself.  She has a really nice house in Portlock.  If you know anyone who is very trustworthy tell me.  I will get more info for you if you want. 

Sure. PM me the details about the tenant situation. BTW, what the hell does she do. Average housing prices in Oahu is $700,000 -- way more in an area like Portlock and large properties on the North Shore. My  payments are killing me here.

Yep, you guys at Tequila Willies did have a rep and you were top Alpha there. Good times then. I really miss the 1980s. Living in Cali in that area: Redondo, Hermosa, Manhattan Beach was perfect. I hate the way things are going nowadays. Who would have thought in our day that they'd have air conditioners in the gyms. LOL. The heat kept the pussies away.
 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: MP on September 13, 2010, 08:43:18 PM
Holy crap, just when you think you have problems you read about a story like that.

Sounds like stuff shit talking Internet punks could never deal with.

Glad you were able to save your leg.

Best of luck getting the weight off.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 13, 2010, 09:20:47 PM
Sure. PM me the details about the tenant situation. BTW, what the hell does she do. Average housing prices in Oahu is $700,000 -- way more in an area like Portlock and large properties on the North Shore. My  payments are killing me here.

Yep, you guys at Tequila Willies did have a rep and you were top Alpha there. Good times then. I really miss the 1980s. Living in Cali in that area: Redondo, Hermosa, Manhattan Beach was perfect. I hate the way things are going nowadays. Who would have thought in our day that they'd have air conditioners in the gyms. LOL. The heat kept the pussies away.
 

The house she owns in Portlock is right on Portlock Road.  She is the 3 rd owner.  It was built in 1941 for the Base Commander at Pearl Harbor.  He then sold it to an Admiral who sold it to her about 11 years ago.  She is an executive.  She makes coin.  She was making $150,000+ back in the early 90's when we were seeing each other.  She is very fruggle and smart.  I posted a photo of her on here before.  Shit her mom has several condos at Eaton Square and other property in Makiki.  I will call her tomorrow and see what is up and PM you
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pedro01 on September 13, 2010, 10:03:40 PM
Spider bites CAN make you fat.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: CalvinH on September 14, 2010, 08:13:34 AM
LOL! Got me.

Looks like we got another Slacker here. Remember he was the one always posting pics of other people claiming it was him and boasting about all his accomplishments. And the whole board turned on him except his own gimmick.

This shit talker is noted.

I knew Keith; well, knew of him because I was too intimidated to approach him back in the day. Pictures don't tell the whole story as anyone who has seen a pro bodybuilder in person knows. In person, Keith was very impressive and intimidating and I wouldn't want to have messed with him no matter how Ju-Ju training or Tae bo Klingon my thai kick boxing training I had. No matter what anybody tells you, size and strength do matter which is why they have weight classes. When the fists start flying you want a guy like noworries by your side. If for no other reason than to know at least he'll be there until the bitter end.

What an insult that a metro tool like this starts a thread about how a guy dresses or any stains he has on his shirt and the length of his finger nails let alone someone like Keith. No matter how hard the gay agenda tries to portray things not everyone is a homo or has even the slightest trace of the fag gene in them.

I watch you now, fag.






That's not what chaos means ;)
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: no one on September 14, 2010, 08:41:33 AM
LOL! Got me.

Looks like we got another Slacker here. Remember he was the one always posting pics of other people claiming it was him and boasting about all his accomplishments. And the whole board turned on him except his own gimmick.

This shit talker is noted.

I knew Keith; well, knew of him because I was too intimidated to approach him back in the day. Pictures don't tell the whole story as anyone who has seen a pro bodybuilder in person knows. In person, Keith was very impressive and intimidating and I wouldn't want to have messed with him no matter[b] how Ju-Ju training or Tae bo Klingon my thai kick boxing training I had[[/size][/size][/size]/b]. No matter what anybody tells you, size and strength do matter which is why they have weight classes. When the fists start flying you want a guy like noworries by your side. If for no other reason than to know at least he'll be there until the bitter end.

What an insult that a metro tool like this starts a thread about how a guy dresses or any stains he has on his shirt and the length of his finger nails let alone someone like Keith. No matter how hard the gay agenda tries to portray things not everyone is a homo or has even the slightest trace of the fag gene in them.

I watch you now, fag.




ahahahahahaha

here comes phallus the 70 year old internet warrior to tell us all about how much of a deadly weapon he is. just looking at him will can cause death. ahahahahahahahaha oh brother.
Title: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Army of One on September 14, 2010, 09:46:19 AM
Wouldnt mind trying the 100 pounds in 4 months method patented by Onlyme, thinking about trying the following, falling asleep in a well known area frquented by dangerous spiders, getting bitten then going on the following diet


Breakfast        10 scoops of ice cream topped with 1 litre of high protein chocolate sauce

snack             4 big macs, 2 litres of coke and 3 large fries

Lunch             2 large dominos pizzas

snack             2 hours at the all you can eat seafood buffet

Dinner            3 buckets of fried chicken covered in mayo

Evening snack  3 bowls of pasta, 2 loafs of garlic bread covered in cheese sauce


Im thinking this would accidently and without me being able to help it enable me to gain 100 pounds, if I get fat then it was my metabolism and the spider bite and in no way due to me eating like a fat pig.



Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 09:47:27 AM
ahahahahahaha

here comes phallus the 70 year old internet warrior to tell us all about how much of a deadly weapon he is. just looking at him will can cause death. ahahahahahahahaha oh brother.
;D
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 09:51:27 AM
Wouldnt mind trying the 100 pounds in 4 months method patented by Onlyme, thinking about trying the following, falling asleep in a well known area frquented by dangerous spiders, getting bitten then going on the following diet


Breakfast        10 scoops of ice cream topped with 1 litre of high protein chocolate sauce

snack             4 big macs, 2 litres of coke and 3 large fries

Lunch             2 large dominos pizzas

snack             2 hours at the all you can eat seafood buffet

Dinner            3 buckets of fried chicken covered in mayo

Evening snack  3 bowls of pasta, 2 loafs of garlic bread covered in cheese sauce


Im thinking this would accidently and without me being able to help it enable me to gain 100 pounds, if I get fat then it was my metabolism and the spider bite and in no way due to me eating like a fat pig.




Careful he's a debt collector ::)


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Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: 240 is Back on September 14, 2010, 09:52:42 AM
"real" soda makes me sick now that I've gotten so used to the diet variety.
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Hulkotron on September 14, 2010, 09:52:58 AM
snack             2 hours at the all you can eat seafood buffet

I've never seen meals measured in temporal units.  You might be on to something here!
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: kiwiol on September 14, 2010, 09:54:59 AM
Refuse to endorse or follow that unless Fatpanda posts some studies to back it up.
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: noworries on September 14, 2010, 09:56:15 AM
Wouldnt mind trying the 100 pounds in 4 months method patented by Onlyme, thinking about trying the following, falling asleep in a well known area frquented by dangerous spiders, getting bitten then going on the following diet


Breakfast        10 scoops of ice cream topped with 1 litre of high protein chocolate sauce

snack             4 big macs, 2 litres of coke and 3 large fries

Lunch             2 large dominos pizzas

snack             2 hours at the all you can eat seafood buffet

Dinner            3 buckets of fried chicken covered in mayo

Evening snack  3 bowls of pasta, 2 loafs of garlic bread covered in cheese sauce


Im thinking this would accidently and without me being able to help it enable me to gain 100 pounds, if I get fat then it was my metabolism and the spider bite and in no way due to me eating like a fat pig.





Hey did you cum when you woke up thinking about me.  Bet you did. 
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Master Blaster on September 14, 2010, 09:58:48 AM
Gees, I feel kinda bad how much I'm laughing right now.   ;D


 :'(

Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Les Grossman on September 14, 2010, 09:59:57 AM
Am I the only one that finds Keith the least creepy of the 3 guys in this picture?
 ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: che on September 14, 2010, 10:00:16 AM
Are spiders like steroids ?
Can I use a brown recluse for bulking up  then a Daddy longlegs for cutting?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Les Grossman on September 14, 2010, 10:02:30 AM
I watch you now, fag.

Y'all been warned....

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Les Grossman on September 14, 2010, 10:04:13 AM
Are spiders like steroids ?
Can I use a brown recluse for bulking up  then a Daddy longlegs for cutting?


I believe Weider Principle # 4,352 recommends fire ants for cutting.

Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: dr.chimps on September 14, 2010, 10:11:54 AM
I've never seen meals measured in temporal units.  You might be on to something here!
Good point! Although, I usually measure my drinking binges episodes in such units.   :)
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 14, 2010, 10:12:57 AM
Y'all been warned....

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Have we seen your muscular body yet
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Power on September 14, 2010, 10:17:11 AM
I believe Weider Principle # 4,352 recommends fire ants for cutting.



No no, it's carpenter ants for cutting.  Fire ants for tanning.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Les Grossman on September 14, 2010, 10:30:10 AM
Have we seen your muscular body yet

Just PM me for teh newdz....I'll include a painfully boring annectdote about some person I ripped off in a t-shirt scheme 20 years ago at no additional cost.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 14, 2010, 10:47:13 AM
Just PM me for teh newdz....I'll include a painfully boring annectdote about some person I ripped off in a t-shirt scheme 20 years ago at no additional cost.

Way to side step.  Obviously you must look worse than me if you can't post a photo.  So just keep talking so we all can believe you are a well buiult and muscular stud like the other girls on here who talk shit but are ashamed and afraid to post their pic.  No reason why if you shit talk you can't post a photo unless you look like shit and you are to much of a pussy to take it. We understand.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 11:02:13 AM
Way to side step.  Obviously you must look worse than me if you can't post a photo.  So just keep talking so we all can believe you are a well buiult and muscular stud like the other girls on here who talk shit but are ashamed and afraid to post their pic.  No reason why if you shit talk you can't post a photo unless you look like shit and you are to much of a pussy to take it. We understand.
You act like you posted that pic your fat self, but what really happen is the person that took that pic threw it up even though you begged him not to. ;)


Asking a guy for a pic of his muscular body=gay, but since you'll never get laid again it makes sense that you like boys now.


Keep living the dream, stinky.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Les Grossman on September 14, 2010, 11:02:42 AM
Way to side step.  Obviously you must look worse than me if you can't post a photo.  So just keep talking so we all can believe you are a well buiult and muscular stud like the other girls on here who talk shit but are ashamed and afraid to post their pic.  No reason why if you shit talk you can't post a photo unless you look like shit and you are to much of a pussy to take it. We understand.

Look worse than you? C'mon tubby....that just ain't happening. You make Jabba the Hut look tall and thin.

But the real re-direct here isn't about a picture - it's about the numerous people that have come on here saying you owe them money. I couldn't care less about your 85% bodyfat, food-stained t-shirt, or homeless wino fingernails. The fact that you've ripped so many people off and seem to think that it's no big deal really shows the type of person you are.

And thief/Keith, you really shouldn't use the collective "we" in your posts...considering you're solidly in the laughingstock group of Get Biggers.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 11:08:25 AM
Look worse than you? C'mon tubby....that just ain't happening. You make Jabba the Hut look tall and thin.

But the real re-direct here isn't about a picture - it's about the numerous people that have come on here saying you owe them money. I couldn't care less about your 85% bodyfat, food-stained t-shirt, or homeless wino fingernails. The fact that you've ripped so many people off and seem to think that it's no big deal really shows the type of person you are.

And thief/Keith, you really shouldn't use the collective "we" in your posts...considering you're solidly in the laughingstock group of Get Biggers.
Don't you love how he brags about how successful his daughter is and how she's buying sum mansion in Hawaii, but he had to send her money last week for a speeding ticket cause she was broke ::)


Oh and don't forget yellow gap teeth ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 14, 2010, 11:24:08 AM
Don't you love how he brags about how successful his daughter is and how she's buying sum mansion in Hawaii, but he had to send her money last week for a speeding ticket cause she was broke ::)


Oh and don't forget yellow gap teeth ;D

EPioc jealousy.  Don't boy maybe when youy graduate you can get a job.  hahahaha your ignorance is amazing.  I have two daughters.  hahahahaah youare a fucking moron.  hahahahaah owned agai  you gotta love you no brainers and weak pussys.  Man you are too easy to make fun of.  hahaha
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: leadhead on September 14, 2010, 11:39:20 AM
LMAO You'll go pro when you mix arachnid venom with one eastern diamondback rattler bite. I heard that's how Branch went pro...
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Les Grossman on September 14, 2010, 11:39:26 AM
EPioc jealousy.  Don't boy maybe when youy graduate you can get a job.  hahahaha your ignorance is amazing.  I have two daughters.  hahahahaah youare a fucking moron.  hahahahaah owned agai  you gotta love you no brainers and weak pussys.  Man you are too easy to make fun of.  hahaha

Don't be afraid to use spell check blimpo...it's free.
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: 2ND COMING on September 14, 2010, 11:42:12 AM
"real" soda makes me sick now that I've gotten so used to the diet variety.

yep
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Les Grossman on September 14, 2010, 11:42:41 AM
1 litre of high protein chocolate sauce

Epic.....

 ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 12:23:15 PM
Don't be afraid to use spell check blimpo...it's free.
If it was like eating a case of twinkies you know this fat slob would be using it all the time, but he rather type like a retard.


Or maybe it's because his fingers are to fat :o
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Army of One on September 14, 2010, 12:26:19 PM
K I just got bitten a few hours ago, feeling a little sick and bloated from the spiderbite but the 5kg of twinkies I ate topped off with a gallon of vanilla milkshake may also be contributing to it but if I get fat its from the spiderbite, Ill keep you posted.
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 12:31:39 PM
K I just got bitten a few hours ago, feeling a little sick and bloated from the spiderbite but the 5kg of twinkies I ate topped off with a gallon of vanilla milkshake may also be contributing to it but if I get fat its from the spiderbite, Ill keep you posted.
Yeah ok loses! you kids make me laugh. when youre done sleeping im you moms basement then you can talk. how bout a nice naked pic of yourself?again you kids wish you had my lifeYoull just jelous because you can see your dicks and i havent in years.
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Master Blaster on September 14, 2010, 12:35:17 PM
K I just got bitten a few hours ago, feeling a little sick and bloated from the spiderbite but the 5kg of twinkies I ate topped off with a gallon of vanilla milkshake may also be contributing to it but if I get fat its from the spiderbite, Ill keep you posted.

Dude, where do your get your spiders? I hear UG has some excellent mexican brown in circulation, clean bite, minimal sting.
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: kiwiol on September 14, 2010, 12:36:21 PM
Yeah ok loses! you kids make me laugh. when youre done sleeping im you moms basement then you can talk. how bout a nice naked pic of yourself?again you kids wish you had my lifeYoull just jelous because you can see your dicks and i havent in years.

lol
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Parker on September 14, 2010, 12:38:00 PM
Are spiders like steroids ?
Can I use a brown recluse for bulking up  then a Daddy longlegs for cutting?

Somebody sold you some fake shit, Daddy Long Legs are not arachnids. Bitches feel creepy crawling on the back of your neck, though.
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Army of One on September 14, 2010, 12:38:53 PM
Dude, where do your get your spiders? I hear UG has some excellent mexican brown in circulation, clean bite, minimal sting.

Its Plasmosis's new line, Arachnamosis, promises 410% lean fat growth from a single bite.
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Canuck on September 14, 2010, 12:39:53 PM
Sorry this bulking plan is only a myth, Keith got bitten by a REALLY REALLY FAT Radio active Spider
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: kiwiol on September 14, 2010, 12:43:07 PM
Lots of studs in this thread are now in Pellius' watchlist.

Just pray you don't run into him in a dark alley someday, ya mongrels >:(
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Army of One on September 14, 2010, 12:44:37 PM
Lots of studs in this thread are now in Pellius' watchlist.

Just pray you don't run into him in a dark alley someday, mongrels >:(

Was he one of the Ninjas that jumped Flex wheeler?If so how did Wheeler survive?Did Pellius also do the death touch to Tom Prince's Kidneys?
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Master Blaster on September 14, 2010, 12:48:12 PM
Its Plasmosis's new line, Arachnamosis, promises 410% lean fat growth from a single bite.

This is just so wong.  ;D
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 12:50:27 PM
Was he one of the Ninjas that jumped Flex wheeler?If so how did Wheeler survive?Did Pellius also do the death touch to Tom Prince's Kidneys?
Isn't he terrifying ::)


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Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: kiwiol on September 14, 2010, 12:51:25 PM
Was he one of the Ninjas that jumped Flex wheeler?If so how did Wheeler survive?Did Pellius also do the death touch to Tom Prince's Kidneys?

Haha I don't know, but I think he trained Batman under the name Ra's al Ghul.
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Les Grossman on September 14, 2010, 12:54:08 PM
Yeah ok loses! you kids make me laugh. when youre done sleeping im you moms basement then you can talk. how bout a nice naked pic of yourself?again you kids wish you had my lifeYoull just jelous because you can see your dicks and i havent in years.

Fucking brilliant....

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 14, 2010, 01:24:33 PM
ahahahahahaha

here comes phallus the 70 year old internet warrior to tell us all about how much of a deadly weapon he is. just looking at him will can cause death. ahahahahahahahaha oh brother.

I can see my tongue in cheek comment went over your head. You really are not a very bright guy, are you?

I can see how much it grates on you that someone much older looks, and is, in so much better shape than you. That why you stay in hiding and wouldn't dare post a pic.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 14, 2010, 01:27:46 PM
;D

And we are still waiting for you to back up your boast listing all the great accomplishments in your life that would put Keith to shame.

Another face-less, picture-less, bitch talking shit behind a computer.
 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 14, 2010, 01:29:40 PM
You act like you posted that pic your fat self, but what really happen is the person that took that pic threw it up even though you begged him not to. ;)


Asking a guy for a pic of his muscular body=gay, but since you'll never get laid again it makes sense that you like boys now.


Keep living the dream, stinky.

God, you're a moron. Keith has posted many pics of himself. How about you, punk?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 01:37:26 PM
Hey ethiopian gut.


The pics he's posted is from 20 yrs ago.


He did not post the pic of himself where he weighs 500lbs.


You=pwned!
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 14, 2010, 01:46:58 PM
Hey ethiopian gut.


The pics he's posted is from 20 yrs ago.


He did not post the pic of himself where he weighs 500lbs.


You=pwned!

Rich coming from someone who has never posted any pics, at any time, ever on this board.

And actually, when you post a pic of your gut you will be pwned -- which is why you don't and won't. I ain't winning any BB shows but I can say with a high degree of certainty that you have never, and will never, match this "gut".

 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 02:10:44 PM
Oh brother! another 150lb meth head from the island.



You better have abs ffs!
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Master Blaster on September 14, 2010, 02:21:40 PM
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Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Silverback Gorilla on September 14, 2010, 02:38:48 PM
Fuck man, you guys are brutal!  ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 14, 2010, 03:14:10 PM
Oh brother! another 150lb meth head from the island.



You better have abs ffs!

You claim to have a long list accomplishments that will put Keith to shame. You criticize other people's physiques with the implication that you can do better. Yet, you back up nothing. That is one of the differences between your generation and the generation that Keith and I come from. Yours is a shallow, vacuous and hollow one which is why you can shoot your mouth off in anonymity and never back up your claims.

And I can assure you, my vapid friend, that at just under 6'2" I tip the scales at a bit more than 150 lbs. How about you?
 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 03:39:51 PM
You claim to have a long list accomplishments that will put Keith to shame. You criticize other people's physiques with the implication that you can do better. Yet, you back up nothing. That is one of the differences between your generation and the generation that Keith and I come from. Yours is a shallow, vacuous and hollow one which is why you can shoot your mouth off in anonymity and never back up your claims.

And I can assure you, my vapid friend, that at just under 6'2" I tip the scales at a bit more than 150 lbs. How about you?
 
Your generation ::)

Take it easy ice head.


I was referring to the pic of Funk51 that you guys were all ripping and yes he has done more than both of you combined.


Now stick that in your ice pipe and smoke it, leather face.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 14, 2010, 04:03:02 PM
Your generation ::)

Take it easy ice head.


I was referring to the pic of Funk51 that you guys were all ripping and yes he has done more than both of you combined.


Now stick that in your ice pipe and smoke it, leather face.

Yes, my generation. You want to dispute that?

And forget about Funk51 or anyone else. You were the one out of the blue starting a thread ripping on someone you know very little about. What about you? What have you done? Show us how great in shape you are?

And that's the difference. MY generation backs up what they say. Guys like Coach, Wes, Groink, Keith.... Guys like you just talk and hide.

Now go back to updating your MySpace and Facebook account before your pedicure appointment you metro fag.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 04:07:55 PM
Yes, my generation. You want to dispute that?

And forget about Funk51 or anyone else. You were the one out of the blue starting a thread ripping on someone you know very little about. What about you? What have you done? Show us how great in shape you are?

And that's the difference. MY generation backs up what they say. Guys like Coach, Wes, Groink, Keith.... Guys like you just talk and hide.

Now go back to updating your MySpace and Facebook account before your pedicure appointment you metro fag.

Yes lets discuss since were around the same age, you lame dick.

Now remember no icey in paradisy.


Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 14, 2010, 04:13:37 PM
Yes lets discuss since were around the same age, you lame dick.

Now remember no icey in paradisy.




Good God! You're the same age/generation as I am!!! And you're ripping on my physique???? LOL! Then you of all people should know how hard it is to stay in shape once you get over forty. A perfect example is you. Now, going by the odds, I KNOW that physique wise I blow you away. Absolutely blow you away. And you wouldn't dare prove it otherwise because you can't. So STFU! You lose!

But that's what's great about the internet. You can talk shit without showing yourself. And that now explains why you post pics of other people claiming it's you.

You're a disgrace.
 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 04:16:59 PM
Good God! You're the same age/generation as I am!!! And you're ripping on my physique???? LOL! Then you of all people should know how hard it is to stay in shape once you get over forty. A perfect example is you. Now, going by the odds, I KNOW that physique wise I blow you away. Absolutely blow you away. And you wouldn't dare prove it otherwise because you can't. So STFU! You lose!

But that's what's great about the internet. You can talk shit without showing yourself. And that now explains why you post pics of other people claiming it's you.

You're a disgrace.
 
::)
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 14, 2010, 04:19:43 PM
::)

Weak.

Epic thread back fire.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 14, 2010, 04:25:03 PM
Oh and I know between the sun and the ice you're a little retarded, but you in no way are in Groinks and Coaches and myselfs league.


Hope that heeps. :D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Fatpanda on September 14, 2010, 04:31:48 PM
Yes lets discuss since were around the same age, you lame dick.

Now remember no icey in paradisy.




if you are the same age why are you posting pics of you when you were in your 20's ?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 14, 2010, 04:33:32 PM
Oh and I know between the sun and the ice you're a little retarded, but you in no way are in Groinks and Coaches and myselfs league.


Hope that heeps. :D

I never said that I was in Coach's and Groink's league. I said I was in their generation. Try to keep up. What I did say is that I blow you away. And that's why you keep avoiding the issue of posting a pic. You know that you look like shit and would be laughed off the board if you did post a pic.

Hope that "heeps". Also, note the use of an apostrophe in the possessive case. Sucks that this retard has to point out your spelling and punctuation errors.

 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 14, 2010, 04:36:44 PM
if you are the same age why are you posting pics of you when you were in your 20's ?

That wasn't him. He's one of those turds that post pics of others claiming it's him. I can only imagine what he looks like in real life. It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't go around criticizing other people's physiques. But it's always the ones that never show themselves that are the biggest critics.

He's your typical pussy and coward.

Post your pic, Bitch! Show us how great you are that you can ridicule others!
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Fatpanda on September 14, 2010, 04:48:22 PM
I never said that I was in Coach's and Groink's league. I said I was in their generation. Try to keep up. What I did say is that I blow you away. And that's why you keep avoiding the issue of posting a pic. You know that you look like shit and would be laughed off the board if you did post a pic.

Hope that "heeps". Also, note the use of an apostrophe in the possessive case. Sucks that this retard has to point out your spelling and punctuation errors.

 

is groink the same age as you ?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 14, 2010, 05:03:14 PM
is groink the same age as you ?

I think Groink is 45. I'm 50. Guys like Coach and Wes are in much better shape than I am in. But they don't talk shit about other people's physiques and can more than hold their own with anybody on this board. It's pussies like this trustnoone fag that you know looks like shit but sits in hiding criticizing others.

Come out, trustnoone. You want to talk shit. Come out of hiding, coward!

But you know he won't. He'd be laughed off the board. 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: MP on September 14, 2010, 05:05:23 PM
Guys like that should just have their accounts deleted, plain and simple.
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Army of One on September 14, 2010, 07:26:34 PM
6 kegs of beer later and I feel like the spider bite has gained me bloat, what is it in the spiders venom that makes me feel this way?
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: mass 04 on September 14, 2010, 07:31:31 PM
hahaa time for school junior. You hear about the time in 1987 i had brunch at Buckingham Palace with Soupy Sales, Bea Arthur, Frank Stallone and Mike Bossy? Soupy flew me in on his sesna. I arm wrestled Prince Charles while Diana gave me the eye.
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Master Blaster on September 14, 2010, 07:31:42 PM
6 kegs of beer later and I feel like the spider bite has gained me bloat, what is it in the spiders venom that makes me feel this way?

Try rubbing in some poison oak, should tighten you up a little.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 14, 2010, 07:32:22 PM
Jeez, here is the short reason.  I moved to LA in Dec of 97' to train for the 2000 Olympics (discus).  I lived at a friends house in Lakewood.  I fell asleep in the living room and apparently according to 9 doctors I got bit by a brown recluse.  When my friend came home from work I was half passed out on the couch and floor.  I weighed 293 when I got bit.  I was going down to 275.  I was riding my bike in Hawaii 28 miles a day (7 miles to the gym twice a day 4 days a week)  plus I lived in Waialae Iki which has a very steep hill and I had to ride up that plus over Diamond Head.  On weekends I pulled a truck tire filled with cement (weighed about 120 lbs or so, plus drag).  I was benching 500 and cardio wise was in the best shape ever.  

When I got but I spent almost the entire month of March (98') in the hospital.  The doctors were seriously thinking about amputation and I said NO WAY!  The photo below is about 10 hours after I checked into the hospital.  About 2 days later a doctor climbed up on my bed with about 10 other doctors watching and preceded to cut the blister off and then use all of his weight to scrap the open sore.  When I first checked in I was given 3 diffewrent types of anibiotics.  I woke up with hives covering every part of my body except my hands, feet and head.  I had an allergic reaction to one of the antibiotics.  So now they had to figure out which one.  Anyway, I chewcked out about a month later or so.  I still had the open wound.  I had to daily change dressing and such.  I took my meds for only a week though.  I think that might have been where I fucked up.  Anyway, for the next t months I spent most of the time crawling on the floor cause the leg hurt so bad.  No lifting.

Then I started to get sick monthly.  Symptoms were the same every month and happened almost the same time during the month.  Maybe off a day or two.  I got a very high fever, my leg got very very red and my upper inside of my right leg would hurt.  The next day my skin would start to peel off my leg like a really bad sunburn.  I would spend alot of my day peeling my skin.  My leg was so red and hot I slept with it hanging off my bed.  The high fever made my body really sore.  I would be so  hot I would shiver.  I had a roman bathtub so I would put the hottest possible water in it and just lay there for hours.  Now when I walked I would kind of hobble.  So my back would go out from a previous injury (ruptured L4 & L5)  This went on for the next five years.  Everytime I would try and go to the gym it seemed like the next day I was so sick I couldn't get out of bed.  So I spent almost all day in either bed or my bathtub.  During this time I ate.  I ate normally.  Nothing different that when I was training.  Well the weight started to go on me and very fast.  I went from 293 to 399 in about 4 months.  

All this had nothing to do with the spider bite.  I never said that.  The idiots on here did.  I said because of what happened from the bite it prevented me from training or doing anything.  My last major issue with my leg was at Christmas 2007 when I spent two weeks in the hospital because my leg swelled up to 32" and it would not go down.  Since then I have not had any major issues with my leg.  BUT, because of what happened my immune system is fucked up.  I was known by everyone has being healthy and I never got sick.  I had been to the doctor twice before this bite since high school.  One was for my back and the other was 10 years later when I snapped my achilles tendon.

Since my bite I have had all kinds of shit happen.  I caught pnemonia this past March and was in the hospital.  I now get gout every now and then which is so fucking painful it is unreal.  And my back goes out sometimes.  I was back in the gym regulary up until March.  Then rigfht after that I got gout really bad in both ankles.  That was unreal painful.  

So, in short (kinda) I went from being very fit and strong to not being able to do anything.  My mind is getting better and I am getting better with the eating and I am walking alot more than I used too.  I am taking it slowly so I don't get sick or anything happens.  I feel great now so everything is looking good.  

I am not someone who pretends to be something I am not.  Goodrum is a pretender.  So is this trustnoone and guys like McAnusLicker.  I am fat and I admit it.  But one thing did not get affected and that is my brain and memory.  I what I lack in physical appearence for now I still know some things and I don't need to pretend.



I've had enough of this shit.  I hate to do this but this is what Onlyme posted 3 years ago

In 1998 I moved back to Los Angeles to train for the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, Australia.  I was on my way to possibly break the world record in the Discus.  With more than 2 years to train I was throwing the Discus 196 feet.  Less than 50 feet from the current world record.  I felt I could have done very well in Sydney and even had a great chance to break the record and bring it back to the United States.  On March 1, 1998 everything changed.

I woke up and my lower leg was killing me.  I went to the hospital with 103 fever and barely able to walk.  I was bit by what the doctors told me was a brown recluse spider.  To make a very long story short, I spent the next 28 days in the hospital and the following 6 months barely able to walk and actually crawling on my hands and knees and spending hours in the bath tub cause I couldn’t get out.  I also moved to Vegas.

I opted to keep my leg against the doctors recommendation of amputation.  There are times I regret that decision, but overall I am happy I did.  I have had many complications and other medical things happen to me as a result of this bite.  The most damaging and discouraging is the weight gain due to the inactivity and depression that had set-in because I just couldn’t workout or do things I am accustomed to doing.  I went from riding my bike 28 miles a day 3 to 4 days a week and pulling a 120 lb. truck tire around Diamond Head Crater, still benching 500, to being stuck in the bathtub for hours because of the pain I had in my leg and lower back.

I would literally at times be crawling through my condo in Las Vegas on my hands and knees and collapse in the middle of the floor for an hour or more.  This intense pain lasted for the next 4 years.  Monthly reactions to my lower leg resulted in 103 degree fever, severe reddening of the lower leg, peeling of the skin, tremendous swelling (calf would measure 31"+), fluid leakage from the lower leg and extreme pain.   

As recent as Christmas of 2006 I spent two weeks in the hospital because my leg swelled to over 31", my leg is still bothering me.

My strength has diminished greatly too (from bench pressing just shy of 600 lbs. to barely doing 225 lbs.)  This was the most embarrassing and humiliating part of the past several years besides the weight gain.  I loved going to the gym everyday and riding my bike and rollerblading.  That is what I missed more than anything.  And it's unbelievable the depression that sets in.  There are so many stories yet so little space.

Well, now I am feeling 100 times better and am back in the gym.  My strength is what is coming back very fast.  I have set a goal for myself and look forward to reaching it soon.  When I do, look for me on Oprah.  I will post progress pics as I go along."




I hate to tell you this Keith but you've changed details of your story quite a bit.  Dates are not correct, events of your training are not correct...etc


Either way, its been 12 or 13 or basically just enough time for you to get back in shape.  The only excuse isn't that you CAN'T but rather you simply WON'T. 

If you were so much of an athlete in your heyday which I will even grudgely admit you were, then you would stop pussyfooting around and start doing something about it instead of lashing out at everyone that's telling you this
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Camel Jockey on September 14, 2010, 07:50:31 PM
Surrounding yourself with dangerous snakes and getting bitten works well too if you live and use tons of food as a remedy.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: chaos on September 14, 2010, 07:53:29 PM
Vince is the only guy on the internet that makes me want to take off my shoe and hit him with it repeatedly in the head.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Army of One on September 14, 2010, 07:55:18 PM
Vince is the only guy on the internet that makes me want to take off my shoe and hit him with it repeatedly in the head.

Is that because the same was done to you to produce that conehead?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: chaos on September 14, 2010, 07:57:46 PM
Is that because the same was done to you to produce that conehead?
Yeah you got me. ::)
Title: Re: Has anyone done a dirty bulk using the spider bite method?
Post by: Les Grossman on September 14, 2010, 09:01:04 PM
hahaa time for school junior. You hear about the time in 1987 i had brunch at Buckingham Palace with Soupy Sales, Bea Arthur, Frank Stallone and Mike Bossy? Soupy flew me in on his sesna. I arm wrestled Prince Charles while Diana gave me the eye.

I just went from 6:00 to midnight.....
 ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 15, 2010, 12:09:05 AM


I've had enough of this shit.  I hate to do this but this is what Onlyme posted 3 years ago

In 1998 I moved back to Los Angeles to train for the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, Australia.  I was on my way to possibly break the world record in the Discus.  With more than 2 years to train I was throwing the Discus 196 feet.  Less than 50 feet from the current world record.  I felt I could have done very well in Sydney and even had a great chance to break the record and bring it back to the United States.  On March 1, 1998 everything changed.

I woke up and my lower leg was killing me.  I went to the hospital with 103 fever and barely able to walk.  I was bit by what the doctors told me was a brown recluse spider.  To make a very long story short, I spent the next 28 days in the hospital and the following 6 months barely able to walk and actually crawling on my hands and knees and spending hours in the bath tub cause I couldn’t get out.  I also moved to Vegas.

I opted to keep my leg against the doctors recommendation of amputation.  There are times I regret that decision, but overall I am happy I did.  I have had many complications and other medical things happen to me as a result of this bite.  The most damaging and discouraging is the weight gain due to the inactivity and depression that had set-in because I just couldn’t workout or do things I am accustomed to doing.  I went from riding my bike 28 miles a day 3 to 4 days a week and pulling a 120 lb. truck tire around Diamond Head Crater, still benching 500, to being stuck in the bathtub for hours because of the pain I had in my leg and lower back.

I would literally at times be crawling through my condo in Las Vegas on my hands and knees and collapse in the middle of the floor for an hour or more.  This intense pain lasted for the next 4 years.  Monthly reactions to my lower leg resulted in 103 degree fever, severe reddening of the lower leg, peeling of the skin, tremendous swelling (calf would measure 31"+), fluid leakage from the lower leg and extreme pain.  

As recent as Christmas of 2006 I spent two weeks in the hospital because my leg swelled to over 31", my leg is still bothering me.

My strength has diminished greatly too (from bench pressing just shy of 600 lbs. to barely doing 225 lbs.)  This was the most embarrassing and humiliating part of the past several years besides the weight gain.  I loved going to the gym everyday and riding my bike and rollerblading.  That is what I missed more than anything.  And it's unbelievable the depression that sets in.  There are so many stories yet so little space.

Well, now I am feeling 100 times better and am back in the gym.  My strength is what is coming back very fast.  I have set a goal for myself and look forward to reaching it soon.  When I do, look for me on Oprah.  I will post progress pics as I go along."




I hate to tell you this Keith but you've changed details of your story quite a bit.  Dates are not correct, events of your training are not correct...etc


Either way, its been 12 or 13 or basically just enough time for you to get back in shape.  The only excuse isn't that you CAN'T but rather you simply WON'T.  

If you were so much of an athlete in your heyday which I will even grudgely admit you were, then you would stop pussyfooting around and start doing something about it instead of lashing out at everyone that's telling you this

Wow did you just find that.  You are so smart monkey boy.  It must really kill you to know no one likes you, you are loser and I did more in the first 30 years of my life than you will ever do in your entire life.  You do know I have had over 10,000 views on website and I don't really tell many people about it.  Don't you wish you could say that.  ahahah  I love it when you are thinking about me when Vissy is ramming your ass.  Does he get mad when you yell out my name instead of his.  ahahaha Goodrum you lose again.  ahahahaha  You are such an easy target.  It is almost unfair.

By the way Goodrum.  tell me where dates are wrong or anything I have changed.  Please help me.  I need your extreme knowledge.  I love it how you think you know things when I have exposed you everytime to be wrong or lying.  And how come you wont tell people why you got kicked out of the ROTC.  Why aren't you allowed to go to the small ass wrestling matches anymore.  Why can't you post a photo of you in the ring wrestling.  Why do you always have an excuse why you place last place in EVERY show you enter.  Why can't be a personal trainer at one of the local gyms.  Come on Goodrum tell us WHY.  You see boy you are fighting a fight you can't even come close to winning.  When I say something I have done I have photos or proof.  you can't show anything.  you are a boy to me.  You are my slave.  You do exactly what I want you to do.  You are to stupid for me.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: wes on September 15, 2010, 02:01:19 AM
If "trustnoone" trained as hard as he worries about Keith being overweight,he might get some muscle.

What a complete asshole this guy is!!

Fag!
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 15, 2010, 02:04:04 AM
If "trustnoone" trained as hard as he worries about Keith being overweight,he might get some muscle.

What a complete asshole this guy is!!

Fag!

Why would this shit talking metro queer have to train when he can just post pics of other people and claim it's him? Weird and creepy.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: wes on September 15, 2010, 02:08:57 AM
Just another keyboard warrior my brother.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: owner76 on September 15, 2010, 03:40:19 AM
Why is "trustnoone" posting pics from this guys myspace ?


http://www.myspace.com/johndsuperstar
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 05:27:21 AM
if you are the same age why are you posting pics of you when you were in your 20's ?
I was trying to prove a point. They are funk51 pics and the same guys that were sucking his ass "esp pellius" were the same ones ripping on his pic and now he's a having a ice head meltdown.

Thing is, they didn't know they were funk aka Johns pics till after the fact :D


If "trustnoone" trained as hard as he worries about Keith being overweight,he might get some muscle.

What a complete asshole this guy is!!

Fag!
Same can go your fat slob of a buddy Keith with the Goodrum situation ;)


I think Groink is 45. I'm 50. Guys like Coach and Wes are in much better shape than I am in. But they don't talk shit about other people's physiques and can more than hold their own with anybody on this board. It's pussies like this trustnoone fag that you know looks like shit but sits in hiding criticizing others.

Come out, trustnoone. You want to talk shit. Come out of hiding, coward!

But you know he won't. He'd be laughed off the board. 
LMAO! So your saying that Groink and Coach never talked shit bout other guys physiques?


Why would this shit talking metro queer have to train when he can just post pics of other people and claim it's him? Weird and creepy.
You have no clue who I am. Maybe this is a shared gimmick maybe it's not.... you never know, but you sir are the creepy looking one not me.

Now go make your 60 bucks for the day tarring roofs, so you can buy your case of keystone light and a 40 bag of ice :-*
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 15, 2010, 07:21:52 AM
Wow did you just find that.  You are so smart monkey boy.  It must really kill you to know no one likes you, you are loser and I did more in the first 30 years of my life than you will ever do in your entire life.  You do know I have had over 10,000 views on website and I don't really tell many people about it.  Don't you wish you could say that.  ahahah  I love it when you are thinking about me when Vissy is ramming your ass.  Does he get mad when you yell out my name instead of his.  ahahaha Goodrum you lose again.  ahahahaha  You are such an easy target.  It is almost unfair.

By the way Goodrum.  tell me where dates are wrong or anything I have changed.  Please help me.  I need your extreme knowledge.  I love it how you think you know things when I have exposed you everytime to be wrong or lying.  And how come you wont tell people why you got kicked out of the ROTC.  Why aren't you allowed to go to the small ass wrestling matches anymore.  Why can't you post a photo of you in the ring wrestling.  Why do you always have an excuse why you place last place in EVERY show you enter.  Why can't be a personal trainer at one of the local gyms.  Come on Goodrum tell us WHY.  You see boy you are fighting a fight you can't even come close to winning.  When I say something I have done I have photos or proof.  you can't show anything.  you are a boy to me.  You are my slave.  You do exactly what I want you to do.  You are to stupid for me.



Lets see here....didn't get kicked out of ROTC, otherwise I would not have entered into service as a PFC.  Made the rank of Major at that...... ;D

I only have 2 videos of me wrestling, no photos.  One day I'll convert them over to a movie file.... ;D 

I make way more money as an indie personal trainer than when I was working at a gym plus I can work on my own schedule..... ;D


Truth is Keith, I can run daily, hike, swim, walk without gasping for air, and see my own dick.  You are the one that's a slave to your surrounding lard that you build up for over a decade and it will stay that way under you do something about it. 

Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Army of One on September 15, 2010, 07:27:34 AM


Lets see here....didn't get kicked out of ROTC, otherwise I would not have entered into service as a PFC.  Made the rank of Major at that...... ;D

I only have 2 videos of me wrestling, no photos.  One day I'll convert them over to a movie file.... ;D 

I make way more money as an indie personal trainer than when I was working at a gym plus I can work on my own schedule..... ;D


Truth is Keith, I can run daily, hike, swim, walk without gasping for air, and see my own dick.  You are the one that's a slave to your surrounding lard that you build up for over a decade and it will stay that way under you do something about it. 



Any vids of you and Vissy?Upload them for the crew here.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 15, 2010, 02:20:50 PM
I was trying to prove a point. They are funk51 pics and the same guys that were sucking his ass "esp pellius" were the same ones ripping on his pic and now he's a having a ice head meltdown.

Thing is, they didn't know they were funk aka Johns pics till after the fact :D

Same can go your fat slob of a buddy Keith with the Goodrum situation ;)

LMAO! So your saying that Groink and Coach never talked shit bout other guys physiques?

You have no clue who I am. Maybe this is a shared gimmick maybe it's not.... you never know, but you sir are the creepy looking one not me.

Now go make your 60 bucks for the day tarring roofs, so you can buy your case of keystone light and a 40 bag of ice :-*

Another lie from a creepy dude. I never "sucked" Funk51's ass. Show proof or admit you just made that up. And Coach and Groink, well, mostly Coach, don't bag on people unless they do first or try to portray themselves as something they are not.

And you can call anybody and everybody names, you can post pics of other people and ridicule them, you can posts pics of others and claim it's you, but what you won't do is actually post a picture of yourself. Why is that? Why do you keep avoiding the simple question of why you don't post your own pic instead of posting pics of everybody else?

Answer that one question.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 15, 2010, 02:24:09 PM
Why is "trustnoone" posting pics from this guys myspace ?


http://www.myspace.com/johndsuperstar

He's just weird guy and as you can tell by this thread where he singles out a person to ridicule -- a person he knows very little about and someone who did nothing to him -- that he's a spiteful, bitter, metro fag. Epic thread back fire.

Still waiting for you to post your OWN pic, coward?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 15, 2010, 02:51:08 PM


Lets see here....didn't get kicked out of ROTC, otherwise I would not have entered into service as a PFC.  Made the rank of Major at that...... ;D  LIAR.  yOU PUT ON ANOTHER BOARD YOU WERE DISCHARGED AND IT WAS FOR IMMORAL SOMETHING OR OTHER

I only have 2 videos of me wrestling, no photos.  One day I'll convert them over to a movie file.... ;D  YOU HAD VIDEOS OF YOU FOR 10 YEARS YET NO PHOTOS.  YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT.  TAKE A SCREEN SHOT THEN

I make way more money as an indie personal trainer than when I was working at a gym plus I can work on my own schedule..... ;D  EXCUSES.  YOU NOT ALLOWED TO TRAIN PEOPLE AT THE GYM.


Truth is Keith, I can run daily, hike, swim, walk without gasping for air, and see my own dick.  You are the one that's a slave to your surrounding lard that you build up for over a decade and it will stay that way under you do something about it. 



AGAIN GOODRUM YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT CAUGHT.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 15, 2010, 02:52:08 PM
If "trustnoone" trained as hard as he worries about Keith being overweight,he might get some muscle.

What a complete asshole this guy is!!

Fag!

it is so obvious he does not train at all.  he is all mouth who has nothing going for him so he attacks othewrs
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: SgtSpar on September 15, 2010, 02:54:15 PM
and see my own dick. 

Of course you can.  Its that thing you see in the mirror coming out of your shirt collar.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 02:56:41 PM
it is so obvious he does not train at all.  he is all mouth who has nothing going for him so he attacks othewrs
Well if that's not the pot calling the kettle black ::)


Of course you can.  Its that thing you see in the mirror coming out of your shirt collar.
Too funny ;D

Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 15, 2010, 03:07:45 PM
Well if that's not the pot calling the kettle black ::)

Too funny ;D



Well, at least you finally admitted that you don't even train.

Nice desperate attempt at fishing for allies with SgtSpar in a clearly backfired thread. "Yeah, you tell um, Spar! Haha! You're funny! Now does that mean we're friends? Nobody seems to like me here."

I can assure that our own SgtSpar can spot a fraud, phony and attention whore a mile away.

Still waiting for an answer to the very simple question as to why you don't post a pic of yourself when you are so enamoured with posting pics of others.
Title: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: Alexander D on September 15, 2010, 03:09:41 PM
I have a brilliant idea... Whenever someone swears on getbig, they will donate $1 towards liposuction for noworries...

I THINK ITS A MOTHA FAWKIN' GREAT IDEA, WHAT ABOUT YOU C0CK SUCKERS?

(I owe $2 bucks)

-A DUB
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 03:11:27 PM
Well, at least you finally admitted that you don't even train.

Nice desperate attempt at fishing for allies with SgtSpar in a clearly backfired thread. "Yeah, you tell um, Spar! Haha! You're funny! Now does that mean we're friends? Nobody seems to like me here."

I can assure that our own SgtSpar can spot a fraud, phony and attention whore a mile away.

Still waiting for an answer to the very simple question as to why you don't post a pic of yourself when you are so enamoured with posting pics of others.

What a little crabby today with out your fix?

Didn't you tar enough roofs today to buy your ice?

ahahahaha! you're probably another one with bad hygiene............No wonder guys like you and stinky never get laid.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 15, 2010, 03:13:31 PM
What a little crabby today with out your fix?

Didn't you tar enough roofs today to buy your ice?

ahahahaha! you're probably another one with bad hygiene............No wonder guys like you and stinky never get laid.

Still avoiding the question? Something to hide? Let me guess, in addition to being fat you are also balding.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: SgtSpar on September 15, 2010, 03:14:34 PM
Still avoiding the question? Something to hide? Let me guess, in addition to being fat you are also balding.

Hey man, I'm bald :)
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 03:17:09 PM
Still avoiding the question? Something to hide? Let me guess, in addition to being fat you are also balding.
Relax old man. Go take your geritol and a couple hits off your pipe before you stroke out.



And me posting a pic won't change the fact that noworries is a disgusting fat pig and you're a leather skinned tweaker.
Title: Re: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: SgtSpar on September 15, 2010, 03:17:43 PM
I have a brilliant idea... Whenever someone swears on getbig, they will donate $1 towards liposuction for noworries...

I THINK ITS A MOTHA FAWKIN' GREAT IDEA, WHAT ABOUT YOU C0CK SUCKERS?

(I owe $2 bucks)

-A DUB

I'm fockin' in.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 15, 2010, 03:19:19 PM
Hey man, I'm bald :)

But you're not doing a comb over and you can also kick some major ass. Ass kickers get a pass on everything. TrustNoOne, an unrepentant ass eater, gets no respect. But it does explain his preoccupation with hygiene. Even a piece of shit like him will only ram his tongue in a freshly clean and scented male ass hole. Got to give him props for that.

 
Title: Re: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 03:19:56 PM
There's not enough people in the world to swear  for that turd to get lipo, but I'll give it a focking give a go.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 15, 2010, 03:20:32 PM
Relax old man. Go take your geritol and a couple hits off your pipe before you stroke out.



And me posting a pic won't change the fact that noworries is a disgusting fat pig and you're a leather skinned tweaker.

Then ust do it. Come out of hiding and quit being a coward.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 03:21:35 PM
But you're not doing a comb over and you can also kick some major ass. Ass kickers get a pass on everything. TrustNoOne, an unrepentant ass eater, gets no respect. But it does explain his preoccupation with hygiene. Even a piece of shit like him will only ram his tongue in a freshly clean and scented male ass hole. Got to give him props for that.

 
So your buds with Sgtpar irl? how do you know that he's a real life bad ass, unlike your tweaker self?
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 15, 2010, 03:23:51 PM
So your buds with Sgtpar irl? how do you know that he's a real life bad ass, unlike your tweaker self?

Just like how I know you're a pussy that I would bitch slap while drinking coconut milk.

Title: Re: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: Alexander D on September 15, 2010, 03:25:23 PM
There's not enough people in the world to swear  for that turd to get lipo, but I'll give it a focking give a go.

lol come on, dont be a pu$$y, nut up and donate to this charitable cause!!!

I'm at $3 now

-A DUB
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: SusanFitness on September 15, 2010, 03:25:58 PM
big surprise that ole pig tits pellius is talking about queers. funny that this old phagott is the one who is old as the hills, no kids, no woman and spending his last days posting his withered, leathery, hideous old body for other dudes.

Title: Re: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: no one on September 15, 2010, 03:27:27 PM


fuck that.
Title: Re: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: Alexander D on September 15, 2010, 03:29:07 PM
LOL!!!


We are at $5...

Noworries bro- for $5 we can lipo around your index finger!!
Title: Re: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 03:31:17 PM
LOL!!!


We are at $5...

Noworries bro- for $5 we can lipo around your index finger!!
;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 03:34:01 PM
Just like how I know you're a pussy that I would bitch slap while drinking coconut milk.


No you wouldn't.



big surprise that ole pig tits pellius is talking about queers. funny that this old phagott is the one who is old as the hills, no kids, no woman and spending his last days posting his withered, leathery, hideous old body for other dudes.


ahahahaha! no wonder him and stinky get along.


Hey I found a pic when pellius was a but younger in his tweaking years.


(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSxZ8koc_92Rq3WXnYPzgJ1t2kRM2ajRcP88OgZ9BepMhBzWo&t=1&usg=__jkC9xsZg-gaLeG8r3ofCLrz3pTo=)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=295769.0;attach=336361;image)
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 03:35:39 PM
Get ready here comes another tweaker meltdown begging me for a pic of my cock.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 15, 2010, 03:39:00 PM
big surprise that ole pig tits pellius is talking about queers. funny that this old phagott is the one who is old as the hills, no kids, no woman and spending his last days posting his withered, leathery, hideous old body for other dudes.



You're finally back. I was getting worried. BTW Squad, how's your wife and kids? Has the restraining order for beating your wife been lifted? Have you gotten custody back after being ruled an unfit father? The job at Walmart still going well? Keeping that trailer park hovel in good condition? Have you finally been able to afford a mirror to update this sliding door reflection pic?
Have to go now but be sure to have all questions answered when I come back.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=225514.0;attach=264112;image)
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 03:40:53 PM


Hey I found a pic when pellius was a but younger in his tweaking years.


(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSxZ8koc_92Rq3WXnYPzgJ1t2kRM2ajRcP88OgZ9BepMhBzWo&t=1&usg=__jkC9xsZg-gaLeG8r3ofCLrz3pTo=)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=295769.0;attach=336361;image)
I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: SusanFitness on September 15, 2010, 03:41:53 PM
hahaha, here we go, pigtit meltdown in seconds. what's the matter old man? those giant gh nips of yours giving you trouble.  ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: SusanFitness on September 15, 2010, 03:46:36 PM
HAHAHAHA, the old queer looks like the stillborn bastard offspring of Lou Reed and Mickey Rourke left out in the sun for months .  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: trustnoone on September 15, 2010, 03:50:34 PM
HAHAHAHA, the old queer looks like the stillborn bastard offspring of Lou Reed and Mickey Rourke left out in the sun for months .  ;D ;D ;D
Careful he knows karate ::)
Title: Re: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: Canuck on September 15, 2010, 04:06:14 PM
(http://www.teddeebear.com/pump%20truck.jpg)
Title: Re: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: myt1 on September 15, 2010, 04:15:57 PM
lol come on, dont be a pu$$y, nut up and donate to this charitable cause!!!

I'm at $3 now

-A DUB

Pussy is not a swear word.  It is a delicious tasty treat, that is a shit ton of fun to fuck.

Ooops :-X
Title: Re: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: Lundgren on September 15, 2010, 04:24:36 PM
You noobs are lamer than copying a fat panda thread.
Title: Re: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: Lord Humungous on September 15, 2010, 08:17:34 PM
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA

























This thread is stupid  ::)
Title: Re: GETBIG SWEAR JAR TO BENEFIT NOWORRIES
Post by: noworries on September 15, 2010, 08:57:59 PM
fuck what a great cocksucking fucking idea.  shit i love this fucker.  who is hell came up with this fucking idea. 
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: noworries on September 15, 2010, 09:27:22 PM
Well if that's not the pot calling the kettle black ::)

Too funny ;D



odd why you hang around.  it is obvious you don;'t lift or train.  you are either Vissy or a kid who gets picked on at school and comes on the computer to pretend he is something he isn't.  Which is it.  Funny how the internet gives people balls they never would have in person.  How many different boards do you belong to and pretend to be something you are not.  All you are is another pewrson to make fun of like Goodrum.  You really don't beliong anywhere.  Sad but true
Title: Re: Does a spider bite make you fat?
Post by: travisma on September 16, 2010, 12:03:55 AM
Hey Keith,

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PAY ME MY MONEY BACK??? I was just reading one of your posts about how we didnt have an agreement, yet I have a signed Distribution Agreement from you.... SO WHERE CAN I FIND THE $$$???
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 16, 2010, 01:28:38 AM
hahaha, here we go, pigtit meltdown in seconds. what's the matter old man? those giant gh nips of yours giving you trouble.  ;D

That's it? That the best you can do? I come back hoping for one of Squad's legendary ownings and that is all you have left now? The default, insipid, and increasingly meaningless "meltdown" response. The same response you gave me on Alex's board. The same response you gave me the last time you were here. My how the mighty have fallen. You hide for weeks trolling this board waiting for you opportunity to join in with someone to "own" me. You do a search on my name to read my posts and when you find something you think you can exploit you finally come on. It's clearly verifiable as your first post after a lengthy absence is always in response to me although there is nothing in this thread to indicate I'm posting here. And then you post photos of me that you so lovingly have saved on your disk.

Talk about owning your mind.

Squad = Fail!
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 16, 2010, 01:40:45 AM
hahaha, here we go, pigtit meltdown in seconds. what's the matter old man? those giant gh nips of yours giving you trouble.  ;D

BTW, even your insults have grown stale, lame and repetitive. Let see, there's always the generic "phag." Um, OK. Ouch. Then your obsession with my nipples. (And I'm the phag?). Then you somehow seem to think that being married and having kids is some major accomplishment. Especially coming from someone in a failed marriage, domestic abuse charges and inability to adequately provide for his family due to being stuck in a menial job stemming from your lack of education, lack of ambition, and simply laziness. And then implying that there is something inherently shameful in getting older, especially since the alternative is death. This is made even more ridiculous considering that by any objective standard of health, fitness, and physical appearance you aren't even in my league. And I'm not exactly sporting a prize winning physique. I mean, just look at you. A double chin, utterly shapeless limbs where you can't tell where the shoulders end and the arms begin. They just look like amphibious tentacles projecting out of a 30%+ body fat pear shape body.

Time to disappear again, Fat Dave, like you always do after I effortlessly give you yet another humiliating owning.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=162166.0;attach=186038;image)
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 16, 2010, 01:45:10 AM
Get ready here comes another tweaker meltdown begging me for a pic of my cock.

My, how it's now devolved into a picture of your cock. Epic projection, metro homo.

You're the one talking shit. You're the one starting threads ridiculing someone who did nothing to you and you know very little about. You're the one ridiculing how others look. You're the one posting pics of other people claiming that it's you (weird and creepy). Fine. Fair dinkum as Basile like to say. Now show us who you are? And why do you avoid that simple question and request? Are you hiding something?
Title: Re: Does a spider bite make you fat?
Post by: Les Grossman on September 16, 2010, 11:39:37 AM
Hey Keith,

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PAY ME MY MONEY BACK??? I was just reading one of your posts about how we didnt have an agreement, yet I have a signed Distribution Agreement from you.... SO WHERE CAN I FIND THE $$$???

TTT.....

 ;D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: slacker on September 22, 2010, 06:54:41 PM
LOL! Got me.

Looks like we got another Slacker here. Remember he was the one always posting pics of other people claiming it was him and boasting about all his accomplishments. And the whole board turned on him except his own gimmick.

This shit talker is noted.

I knew Keith; well, knew of him because I was too intimidated to approach him back in the day. Pictures don't tell the whole story as anyone who has seen a pro bodybuilder in person knows. In person, Keith was very impressive and intimidating and I wouldn't want to have messed with him no matter how Ju-Ju training or Tae bo Klingon my thai kick boxing training I had. No matter what anybody tells you, size and strength do matter which is why they have weight classes. When the fists start flying you want a guy like noworries by your side. If for no other reason than to know at least he'll be there until the bitter end.

What an insult that a metro tool like this starts a thread about how a guy dresses or any stains he has on his shirt and the length of his finger nails let alone someone like Keith. No matter how hard the gay agenda tries to portray things not everyone is a homo or has even the slightest trace of the fag gene in them.

I watch you now, fag.



Why you dogging me bro  I proved my words   I thought we squashed this why you dissing me homie
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 22, 2010, 08:05:22 PM
Why you dogging me bro  I proved my words   I thought we squashed this why you dissing me homie

You sensitive big lug. Come here, I'll give you a hug.

No, I mean when you use to post pics of others claiming it was you. That's what that poseur TrustNoOne does. I guaran-damn-tee you that queer is an out of shape, skinny/fat old turd. That's why he'd never post a pic of himself. He's more along the lines of pugalist666 and Pumpster. Sooner or later frauds like this get exposed.

So not dogging. BTW, where you have you been. Ever start up the gym?
Title: Re: Does a spider bite make you fat?
Post by: HTexan on September 23, 2010, 03:35:46 PM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/280r2iu.jpg)
Title: Re: Does a spider bite make you fat?
Post by: noworries on September 23, 2010, 04:07:36 PM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/280r2iu.jpg)

I remember that.  I was pissed :D
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 23, 2010, 06:08:59 PM
Then ust do it. Come out of hiding and quit being a coward.

A coward? Posting a picture on Getbig for credibility is like going down to your local barber shop and taking all the hair clippings off the floor and gluing them to yourself so you can post pictures on a muscle bear site and still call yourself heterosexual. What that means is that people who STILL ask for photo's on Getbig have to be closet fags. The best of the best bodybuilders in the world get torn to fucking shreds here. You post a picture of yourself here and the only ones who will respect it are the ones jerking themselves off to it.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 23, 2010, 06:12:52 PM
i would trade my life for the life Keith has lived. he may be in poor health now, but what he has achieved and  experienced would be enough to say it was a good life.  easy to let mom and dad foot the bills and  have an ok physique for a few years, but Keith had world class strength, and can call some of the most famous people in the world true friends.  if every getbigger in the world sat in a room, noworries is the only one Arnold and Stallone would greet by name. he may be obese now, but he admits it and keeps a positive attidude about the future.

You're a millionaire and in the 2 percent class on earth as far as muscle/money etc. And you would trade your life with Keith because he said hi to a few famous to semi famous people in Hollywood? No offence to Keith but Holy shit dude, has the booze got to your brain :-\
Title: Re: Does a spider bite make you fat?
Post by: HTexan on September 23, 2010, 06:45:33 PM
I remember that.  I was pissed :D
Nothing like gang rape in the shower to piss off a guy.
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: Ursus on September 23, 2010, 06:55:58 PM
Wow did you just find that.  You are so smart monkey boy.  It must really kill you to know no one likes you, you are loser and I did more in the first 30 years of my life than you will ever do in your entire life.  You do know I have had over 10,000 views on website and I don't really tell many people about it.  Don't you wish you could say that.  ahahah  I love it when you are thinking about me when Vissy is ramming your ass.  Does he get mad when you yell out my name instead of his.  ahahaha Goodrum you lose again.  ahahahaha  You are such an easy target.  It is almost unfair.

By the way Goodrum.  tell me where dates are wrong or anything I have changed.  Please help me.  I need your extreme knowledge.  I love it how you think you know things when I have exposed you everytime to be wrong or lying.  And how come you wont tell people why you got kicked out of the ROTC.  Why aren't you allowed to go to the small ass wrestling matches anymore.  Why can't you post a photo of you in the ring wrestling.  Why do you always have an excuse why you place last place in EVERY show you enter.  Why can't be a personal trainer at one of the local gyms.  Come on Goodrum tell us WHY.  You see boy you are fighting a fight you can't even come close to winning.  When I say something I have done I have photos or proof.  you can't show anything.  you are a boy to me.  You are my slave.  You do exactly what I want you to do.  You are to stupid for me.

This is actually almost verbatum what people type when they take the piss out of you. I was LOLing as I read it. Seriously why are you and Goodrum so hot for each other? how did this start
Title: Re: Does a spider bite make you fat?
Post by: Les Grossman on September 23, 2010, 07:49:28 PM
Hey Keith,

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PAY ME MY MONEY BACK??? I was just reading one of your posts about how we didnt have an agreement, yet I have a signed Distribution Agreement from you.... SO WHERE CAN I FIND THE $$$???

Has this been answered yet....or did I just miss it?

Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 24, 2010, 02:18:37 AM
A coward? Posting a picture on Getbig for credibility is like going down to your local barber shop and taking all the hair clippings off the floor and gluing them to yourself so you can post pictures on a muscle bear site and still call yourself heterosexual. What that means is that people who STILL ask for photo's on Getbig have to be closet fags. The best of the best bodybuilders in the world get torn to fucking shreds here. You post a picture of yourself here and the only ones who will respect it are the ones jerking themselves off to it.

When you talk like a bad ass and ridicule other people and dispense training advice and then it turns out you look like pumpster -- you've been discredited, exposed and outed. The reason why so many people talk shit is because they know they are anonymous. Hard to look like an obese Paki and write threads about how you OWN people daily. Or talk shit, nothing but shit, about others and it turns out you're  just... well, pugalist666. Not quite the 5'10" 230lb 10% body fat he bragged about.

You're on a bodybuilding site, dumb shit. Sounds like you respect Hazbin's physique. Does that make you gay? When someone starts a thread with their pics, say like LeafyBug, you, just like all the others, will click on it first. You want to see what kind of progress they have made and level they have achieved. Stop being such a phony and making excuses as to why you are ashame to show what your hard work lifting weights -- assuming that you do work out -- has got you. And if you don't train or body build why are you here looking at other men's physiques.

You sound fat and out of shape?

Title: Re: Does a spider bite make you fat?
Post by: pellius on September 24, 2010, 02:46:42 AM
BTW, just to state the obvious as you don't sound very intelligent, when a pro BB gets torn apart here he is being judge by the standards of a pro. I doubt anyone would criticize Melvin Goodrum's physique if he just portrayed himself as an ordinary guy but he thinks he's actually a competitive bodybuilder that belongs on stage. If you never saw a pic of him and just read his posts you would think he was a least NPC level. And reading his posts you'd want to know what such a self-assured, knowledgeable, academically degree heavy, personal trainer and competitor looks like. When you actually see him you can't believe that such a person would put himself out this way. Imagine if gh15 turned out to be some skinny runt who reads a lot about hormones on the net? Suddenly, everything he says has no credibility at all.

So, if you are going to portray yourself in a certain way. Act like a bad ass. Start threads making fun of someone who suffered a horrible accident. Ridicule what others look like. Then show yourself. Show how much better you are. If not, then you are a coward. And sooner or later, and this is the biggest fear for someone like trustnoone, you'll be exposed. That's what GetBig does. Weeds out the frauds, phonies, and poseurs.

Seriously though, you are fat aren't you? We can help you with that.
   
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: slacker on September 24, 2010, 05:38:39 AM
You sensitive big lug. Come here, I'll give you a hug.

No, I mean when you use to post pics of others claiming it was you. That's what that poseur TrustNoOne does. I guaran-damn-tee you that queer is an out of shape, skinny/fat old turd. That's why he'd never post a pic of himself. He's more along the lines of pugalist666 and Pumpster. Sooner or later frauds like this get exposed.

So not dogging. BTW, where you have you been. Ever start up the gym?
You wont even believe this Within 2 weeks of me painting my building this fitness chain moved in less than 2 miles away and set up shop.  Its called SNAP FITNESS   and it was  a snap.    There may have been some notice but I was out west all winter and didnt here shit about it.   

So scrap that idea. 



The thing with the pictures I use to post is this.  I never wanted my pics floating around the internet.   So I picked guys that I would most likely look like if I trained consistently.   

Likw most getbiggers  I am a legend in my own mind lol
Title: Re: I understand how a spider bite can make you fat but
Post by: pellius on September 24, 2010, 02:06:32 PM
You wont even believe this Within 2 weeks of me painting my building this fitness chain moved in less than 2 miles away and set up shop.  Its called SNAP FITNESS   and it was  a snap.    There may have been some notice but I was out west all winter and didnt here shit about it.   

So scrap that idea. 



The thing with the pictures I use to post is this.  I never wanted my pics floating around the internet.   So I picked guys that I would most likely look like if I trained consistently.   

Likw most getbiggers  I am a legend in my own mind lol

Still, it would be great to have a gym of your own.

I get the thing about pics floating around the net. I felt the same way. But at least you didn't constantly dog others and talk shit. I just got pissed when you announced to the board that you would finally post yours but only to those that posted theirs. I took you at your word and got pwned. Whatever, it was a good battle along with disturbia while it lasted. Kept things interesting. Even though practically the whole board was on your ass you weathered the storm. Anyway, water under the bridge.

Cracks me up though about this tool saying that the only people who praise those that post decent pics are homos. Overwhelmingly, they are the ones who have posted pics themselves and know that it's not easy staying in shape especially when you are an adult and have other responsibilities and obligations. I know I look at guys like Coach and especially Wes (Tim Wescott) and say to myself that if they can do it, and keep doing it, then so can I. Things get a lot tougher when you are forty and over. The shit talkers are the jealous fat slobs like TrustNoOne who lack the discipline and inner toughness to just get their ass in the gym and push that plated of chicken wings away and claim posting pics are gay but are on a bodybuilding board trolling every picture thread.

 
Title: Re: Does a spider bite make you fat?
Post by: slacker on September 24, 2010, 02:10:00 PM
well Ill tell you this  Im hitting the weights again and I tooka before photo and in 90 days Ill take a after shot and if I reach my goals Ill post the pics. However I will crop my head 
Title: Re: Does a spider bite make you fat?
Post by: disturbia on September 24, 2010, 02:14:02 PM
well Ill tell you this  Im hitting the weights again and I tooka before photo and in 90 days Ill take a after shot and if I reach my goals Ill post the pics. However I will crop my head 

why we all know  what you look like
Title: Re: Does a spider bite make you fat?
Post by: slacker on September 24, 2010, 04:18:40 PM
why we all know  what you look like
YOU KNOW  BUT NOT OTHERS