maybe America doesn't value people who "sound" smart (know lots of studies, etc) ;)
I think they respect deeds over words, you know like inventing the lightbulb or landing a man on the moon.
I haven't flown commercial since the security changes but why were they trying to get your Grandma's fingerprints?
What city or cities did you visit?
Most dudes who go on vacation go to get drunk and get LAID.
Seems you go for other reasons.
And America kicks ass ;D
stay the fuck out of my country
I haven't flown commercial since the security changes
maybe America doesn't value people who "sound" smart (know lots of studies, etc) ;)
I think they respect deeds over words, you know like inventing the lightbulb or landing a man on the moon.
Wow. de Tocqueville-like insights. Oh brother.
He didn't just walk on your land, he fucked your girls :Dhe did no such thing
That's the benefit of being a tourist 8)
How you like that?
he did no such thing
1. the drivers are terrible - everyone talks on their mobile, everyone weaves in and out of traffic without signalling, they drive through red lights, and i actually saw a woman driving while talking on her mobile AND painting her toe nails !!!!! there was not a single day i was there that i didn't see a smashed car by the side of the road - no wonder. :o
2. food portions are huge - anything you order, i specifically asked for a little steak at a golden corral and got what looked like the entire side of a cow on my plate. fries were piled so high they would fall off my plate as the waitress carried it over. also dirt cheap 8)
3. Americans are stupid beyond belief - i knew this already with my interactions here, but really do you even have an education system ??? at the airport the security guy made my 80 year old wheelchair bound grandmother wait for over an hour trying to get her fingerprints on some digital scanner that kept giving an error - the error was in fact with his brain as he didn't know his left from his right and kept scanning my grans left hand when it should have been her right and vice versa :o
4. Spanish is actually the official language of Florida - i had no idea, everywhere i went, everyone i spoke to with a golden tan would reply with Ola ? por que ? and other things i had no clue about.
5. Latino women are hot hot hot - really really super sexy, friendly too.
6. white Americans have no dress sense - the sights i saw there were beyond belief. mullets are still a fashion trend it seems. women were all obese or skanky thin. pale pasty skin or dirty looking. dressed in cheap jeans and plain white t-shirts - either super baggy or skin tight :-X most of the fat ones had black guys as boyfriends.
7. black Americans will fuck anything - any shape, size, looks. they also talk very loudly, like they want everyone to hear what they are talking about. some were also not particularly friendly i was buying some shoes in a store and shonique asked me if i wanted insurance or something i told her firmly NO , she gave me this dirty look like ' oh no you didn't' and made a ugghhh noise. i thought perhaps i insulted her somehow, maybe by staring at her strange tall beehive hairstyle or her tits, or maybe in my stern clear tone ( which i have to because Americans cannot understand the Scottish accent sometimes) , so i was extra nicer to her and she seemed a little more happy ( although avoided all eye contact)
Yes, what's the point in being a Getbigger if you don't fly via your own private jet? 8)
Happy New Year FP :)
Hi Rip!! :)
I love America man! lolll Where in Florida were you? I live in Orlando!:o i was in orlando !
Also, you would notice Americans in Florida are completely different than Americans up north like Washington DC or New York! Hell I noticed that after living in DC for a while and then moving down here!
Happy New Year FP :)
Happy New Year FP :)
you too rip :-*
whats your plans for this year ?
sUP Rip.
Just started getting ready for the New York Pro :D
SUP Happy New Year Clavin :-*
Just a few quick general observations from a foreigner(some good, some bad):
-Walmart is a fucking hilarious experience, watching minorities and white trash with their dumb ass kids buying stupid shit. The employee's are even worse.
-Americans in general above the age of 25-30 look unhealthy which usually reflects their obsession with bad types of food. They are either very fat or look like they're full of toxins with their pale horrible skin.
-Girls are either bottom of the barrel or SMOKING hot. Such a diverse amount of ethnicity so there's no real "standard".
-Never knew that saggy old, washed out, unstylish jeans could be so in style. Almost everyone except for hot college students had the most bland and boring taste in fashion.
-Very unusual and interesting architecture. Everything has more color to it. You can tell that the country is still young since there is not a lot of old buildings around. Everything is built around vehicles. I knew I was in America when I saw a drive-through Dunkin Donuts. (I caught a NYPD officer in the act of buying donuts, made me smile)
-I love the college partying scene, explains a lot about blinky's popular thread.
-21 years drinking age and 16 years driving is off the scale retarded. I think a lot of americans agree on this.
-American people ALWAYS smile in front of the camera, never saw them taking a spontaneous photo... Everyone always had to pose pretending to be happy.
-Never seen so many disclaimers in my entire life. Half the commercials are devoted to disclaimers. Never knew it was so dangerous to take a simple cough medicine ::)
-All kinds of goverment info that I saw (signs, ads etc) presumed you were a retard. They always had to threat you with x amount of years in prison and fines if you broke this and that law etc. A lot of information or advises you got was to plant fear in you.
-People get fired a lot easier and quicker. Do your job properly or get kicked out.
-They ask you "wazzup" or "how's it going" not caring about the answer they get.
-Americans in general worry a lot about staying "PC" but behind closed doors I heard a lot of people saying "fucking n*ggers". Black people I met that didn't act "ghetto" could probably be counted on two hands. Nothing racist about it, just stating my experience. Everything jewish or holocaust is not to be joked about. ::)
-No one dared say they are American. It's always "I'm half Irish and quarter Italian blabla". The country has been around since the 18th century and most of the immigration happened a long time ago, time to say that you're american, no?
-They are usually very sociable and devote a lot of effort to make sure their guests have a pleasant stay.
-American traffic is very calm and even though I'm not aware of all the traffic rules there is, driving around was not a problem. Every sign and traffic information was worded out for you. I did see a lot of teenagers driving while texting and not paying attention. Michigan roads are fuckin terrible.
There's a lot more I could add, but that's the stuff that came out on top of my head. Of course it's easy to be very critical of another country when it's different from your own, but I've tried to stay pretty impartial and honest. Most of my stay was in the northern part of states... mainly Michigan, Ohio and New York. I thought it would be interesting for some of you people to hear a foreigners experience of america that is not based on what they see or hear on the television. I worked and lived there for 4 months. Successfully I might add.
In the end you realize we're all humans and whatever difference there might be in culture or political climate it's not what's important. I made a lot of good friends over there and had a blast for sure.
i call bullshit on him even visiting the US.....as they say, pics or it didn't happen. It's not like we haven' seen you chubby and I'm positive you took some.
And having actually lived in europe for 3 yrs, I always find it funny with the vast generalizations made on getbig about Americans. I met plenty of ignorant, smelly, bad teeth having euros.....and some were chicks..... but I'm not such a dumbass as to act like ALL euros are like that.
i call bullshit on him even visiting the US.....as they say, pics or it didn't happen. It's not like we haven' seen you chubby and I'm positive you took some.like his fat, broke ass would pay for 2 plane seats.
And having actually lived in europe for 3 yrs, I always find it funny with the vast generalizations made on getbig about Americans. I met plenty of ignorant, smelly, bad teeth having euros.....and some were chicks..... but I'm not such a dumbass as to act like ALL euros are like that.
like his fat, broke ass would pay for 2 plane seats.
Maybe he had to rent an aircraft carrier to haul him and his supply of junk food for the week?haha and another one for his insulin and "testing supplies."
haha and another one for his insulin and "testing supplies."
like his fat, broke ass would pay for 2 plane seats.Ha! And who goes on a 'vacation' with a wheelchair-bound grandmother, a point I see he has removed from his original post!?
Maybe he had to rent an aircraft carrier to haul him and his supply of junk food for the week?
"studies show...."
studies show that Kit-kats when combined with insulin post work out can give you 600% more delusionmuscle mass..
Ha! And who goes on a 'vacation' with a wheelchair-bound grandmother, a point I see he has removed from his original post!?Beats "table for one, please", at all the restaurants he no doubt sampled.
Ha! And who goes on a 'vacation' with a wheelchair-bound grandmother, a point I see he has removed from his original post!?
Did he really?Yup, he noted that said Granny had a run-in with a TSA agent who had troubles distinguishing left hand from right in ID'ing her. He also noted that it was obvious she wasn't a threat.
I will vouch for this being a part of his original post, as i found it hilarious and fitting.
Think Granny Panda went on a canasta forum, bragging about a vacation with her, "scooter bound grandson"?
Think Granny Panda went on a canasta forum, bragging about a vacation with her, "scooter bound grandson"?
Think Granny Panda went on a canasta forum, bragging about a vacation with her, "scooter bound grandson"?LOL@ canasta. Nice touch. ;D
Funny thread that seems very similar to the one I made a year ago:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=300870.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=300870.0)
Think Granny Panda went on a canasta forum, bragging about a vacation with her, "scooter bound grandson"?
Americans are apparently stupid beyond belief yet Einstein here spells "welfare" as "wellfair". Guess faking intelligence through the use of Google only gets one so far. ::)
And you felt thin? You're morbidly obese by any country's standards.
I hate to say it because I like the country but seriously there are so many dumb fucks in USA, loads of booksmarts and they can tell you the date that Ben Franklin last wiped his ass but anyone from the UK can run rings round 95% of them in a social/humor context, its almost embarrassing how slow the majority are to pick up on humor.I lived there for a short period and its really hard to find people who think as quick socially, why its always nice to meet Ukers there.
Depending on where you travel in any country you'll find idiots.if FP went to NYC,LA, or some big city he might have a different perspective.
....I've done alot of traveling and found rural Germans and the Japanese the worst to deal with.Brits have a great sense of humor,same with the Irish.
Depending on where you travel in any country you'll find idiots.if FP went to NYC,LA, or some big city he might have a different perspective.I met a lot of Brits in college around Boston, they are fun to hang around with. Asians were insecure for lack of a better word..always asking, "you know Korea?" "you like the country?"
....I've done alot of traveling and found rural Germans and the Japanese the worst to deal with.Brits have a great sense of humor,same with the Irish.
I hate to say it because I like the country but seriously there are so many dumb fucks in the USA, loads of booksmarts and they can tell you the date that Ben Franklin last wiped his ass but anyone from the UK can run rings round 95% of them in a social/humor context, its almost embarrassing how slow the majority are to pick up on humor.I lived there for a short period and its really hard to find people who think as quick socially, why its always nice to meet Ukers there.LOL we dont care nearly as much about being social over here. we are strict individualists, borught up that way by our parents and by our public school systems. most every other country out there is drastically more collectivist, and thus more sociable.
scottish inventions have moulded the world chief !
you should look into that sometime. i have made a post about this before.
just to verify she was who she said she was i suppose.
it was pretty clear to me though she was no suicide bomber. ::)
LOL
Not at least judging by some of their stupid-ass comedian shows... Undisputed was more entertaining than brittish comedies :)
Wow. de Tocqueville-like insights. Oh brother.ROFL ;D
I hate to say it because I like the country but seriously there are so many dumb fucks in the USA, loads of booksmarts and they can tell you the date that Ben Franklin last wiped his ass but anyone from the UK can run rings round 95% of them in a social/humor context, its almost embarrassing how slow the majority are to pick up on humor.I lived there for a short period and its really hard to find people who think as quick socially, why its always nice to meet Ukers there.
I have to agree with you here.
This goes for America as a whole.
And yes, despite what people may tell you, America is a giant cesspool of retards with a few rays of light here and there.
8)
x3.
been there a dozen times for a week or two each.
the homeless and the gap between the haves and have nots is shocking.
so to is the filth.
i remember being amazed on my first visit. i had expected to see a high standard of most things, such as infrastructure, hotels, roads, standard of living and so on.
i found that it was far below australia, UK, new zealand and south africa, and in many ways was behind malaysia and was closer to India than anything else.
x3.
been there a dozen times for a week or two each.
the homeless and the gap between the haves and have nots is shocking.
so to is the filth.
i remember being amazed on my first visit. i had expected to see a high standard of most things, such as infrastructure, hotels, roads, standard of living and so on.
i found that it was far below australia, UK, new zealand and south africa, and in many ways was behind malaysia and was closer to India than anything else.
The United States has always been the land of opportunity
Naive, brainwashed and stupid! :-[
Sounds like a typical Russian "education....." ::)
that's right my getbig fans. i have just returned from sunny Florida on vacation.
it was nice and warm - unlike Scotland has been this past month (icy cold)
i enjoyed it very much and would like to offer my thoughts on Florida and America as a whole.
1. the drivers are terrible - everyone talks on their mobile, everyone weaves in and out of traffic without signalling, they drive through red lights, and i actually saw a woman driving while talking on her mobile AND painting her toe nails !!!!! there was not a single day i was there that i didn't see a smashed car by the side of the road - no wonder. :o
2. food portions are huge - anything you order, i specifically asked for a little steak at a golden corral and got what looked like the entire side of a cow on my plate. fries were piled so high they would fall off my plate as the waitress carried it over. also dirt cheap 8)
3. Americans are stupid beyond belief - i knew this already with my interactions here, but really do you even have an education system ??? at the airport the security guy made my 80 year old wheelchair bound grandmother wait for over an hour trying to get her fingerprints on some digital scanner that kept giving an error - the error was in fact with his brain as he didn't know his left from his right and kept scanning my grans left hand when it should have been her right and vice versa :o
4. Spanish is actually the official language of Florida - i had no idea, everywhere i went, everyone i spoke to with a golden tan would reply with Ola ? por que ? and other things i had no clue about.
5. Latino women are hot hot hot - really really super sexy, friendly too.
6. white Americans have no dress sense - the sights i saw there were beyond belief. mullets are still a fashion trend it seems. women were all obese or skanky thin. pale pasty skin or dirty looking. dressed in cheap jeans and plain white t-shirts - either super baggy or skin tight :-X most of the fat ones had black guys as boyfriends.
7. black Americans will fuck anything - any shape, size, looks. they also talk very loudly, like they want everyone to hear what they are talking about. some were also not particularly friendly i was buying some shoes in a store and shonique asked me if i wanted insurance or something i told her firmly NO , she gave me this dirty look like ' oh no you didn't' and made a ugghhh noise. i thought perhaps i insulted her somehow, maybe by staring at her strange tall beehive hairstyle or her tits, or maybe in my stern clear tone ( which i have to because Americans cannot understand the Scottish accent sometimes) , so i was extra nicer to her and she seemed a little more happy ( although avoided all eye contact)
8. Americans are very confident and friendly in general - they will approach you and ask you things out of the blue, with no embarrassment - where are y'all from, where did you get that t-shirt, etc probably a Glasgow thing but we are very closed and not always approachable, so this was strange for me. in Glasgow if someone asks where you got your shirt - they are about to try to rob you.
9. your health care system is nothing short of a disgrace - overpriced robbery. my mother was in a car crash ( a driver drove through a red light at in intersection and destroyed her car) she was lucky to escape with her life. she sustained bruised ribs, a fractured spine and concussion. in total they ran a few scans, gave her some pain killer (vicodin and perceset) and on another occasion injected a medical cement into her spine - total cost $40000+ also she works and has health insurance, yet they still couldn't get her out the door quick enough just a few hours after the crash, calling her a taxi to take her home alone, even though she was still dizzy and weak. she told them she felt terrible and they forced her out - where she collapsed. >:( in Scotland she would have been scanned, given pain killers and operated on within the same timescale and it would be free. we also would not kick someone out of hospital who had just been in a major traffic accident, complaining of severe dizziness, headaches, pain and weakness. you need to really get over this irrational fear of socialised health care.
10. your welfare system - i was told if you are made unemployed you only get wellfair for 2 months - then you get nothing ??? i don't know how true this is as it seems crazy to me. perhaps some Americans can clarify this. while i hate the idea of people that have never worked a day in their life getting government handouts for life, the alternative to not getting anything after 2 months is barbaric. there are people who want to work, and apply for jobs regularly but simply cannot get a job - i have been there myself. what choice do people have except crime ??? they have to survive somehow?
11. - amazing gyms - planetfitness has a great $10 a month fee with no long term contract, plus tons of machines etc - really put Glasgow gyms to shame in all aspects.
12. - size of people - i felt small in America, both in height and weight. i felt thin due to so many fatties, and short too with all those dudes over 6'. also i saw lots of well built dudes all over, it was clear that lots of guys workout out.
any getbiggers live in Florida ? or europeans that have visited - do you feel the same ? do you disagree ?
here i go again on my tangent but I will ask anyway....Did you have any sex while in the US?
and, again, you didn't have sex with my mom, dad, sister, grandmother, etc
:P
LOL what's up with Africa, 'theonlyone' ?
BTW, Chinese own whole Africa soon...
If you're European, "berzerkfury" might refer to you as............Eurotrash. ROFLOL :D
You are an idiot. Either that or you are comparing India to some ghetto you roamed into. I have been ALL OVER europe and many other parts of the world and the US has an extremely high standard of living. The avg homeowner on getbig in the US probably owns a house with 3x the square footage of one of your euro apts/flats. Massive amt of food, most products are inexpensive, etc, etc......
And the first cardboard city of homeless I ever saw was in London....it was MASSIVE.....and i have never seen one like it here in the states, chief.
and having an orgasm in line at Golden Corral doesn't count either......With All-You-Can-Eat-For-$9.99!? Surely, you jest. Probably had a slew of Wet-Naps handy.
With All-You-Can-Eat-For-$9.99!? Surely, you jest. Probably had a slew of Wet-Naps handy.
rumor has it that he bukkake'd the sneeze guard at the salad barHave you seen those things!? I would not doubt it.
I have to agree with you here.
This goes for America as a whole.
And yes, despite what people may tell you, America is a giant cesspool of retards with a few rays of light here and there.
8)
The diversity makes this country great.
You are an idiot. Either that or you are comparing India to some ghetto you roamed into. I have been ALL OVER europe and many other parts of the world and the US has an extremely high standard of living. The avg homeowneron getbigin the US probably owns a house with 3x the square footage of one of your euro apts/flats. Massive amt of food, most products are inexpensive, etc, etc......
Mortally wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you have Down's syndrome?Tesla!!!
Tesla!!!
I take that as a yes.
No body worldwide takes your word or American word for serious!
Just curious as to what job you did here for 4 months there lovemonkey?
Why the fuck would I care about the opinion of some fat fuck that dines at Golden Corral?
::)
This. The second that he said that, you knew he was some poor fuck who can't afford to see what America really has to offer.
I've been all over Europe and Asia. US = by far the best quality of life on average.
Notice all the comments being made by geek gimmicks with less than 50 posts. This board is not even funny anymore. The same old formulas being used over and over ::)
Well.....maybe the Golden Corral in Kissimmee serves haggis?Golden Corral=All You Can Eat, sums up America quite well doesn't it?
"Get in mah belly"
Golden Corral=All You Can Eat, sums up America quite well doesn't it?
Ah, but to someone who is a passive-aggressive know it all, what a fine place to be to think you are better than others. The overall read is that, "I'm better"...this doesn't seem like a vacation...one doesn't take their wheelchair bound grandmother who has injuries on a "vacation across the pond", you take them to the countryside...and spend time with them...I wonder what this was really about?
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You're over analyzing.Yep, I missed it...
Granny took her fat grandson to Disneyworld because he doesn't fit on the Euro-Disney rides.
They shared a room, it was divine.
Christ all mighty he visited Florida...........everyo ne there is visiting from somewhere else!!
I lived in Florida for 4 years after living in Mass. all my life.....people were so friendly there I thought they wanted to rob me or fuck me.
Go to Springfield Massachusettes and see how many fucking greetings you get there without a gun or knife being involved!!
also,FP is complaining about the size of the portions of food..........you know damn well he`s gotta` be lying his fat ass off. ;D
As far as black people go,he was lucky Shoniqua and the crew didn`t give him the beatdown of his Scottish life!! LOL ;D
Most Americans know better than to visit fucking Scotland where the men wear dresses all the time as opposed to just on Saturday night.
12. - size of people - i felt small in America, both in height and weight.
You're over analyzing.
Granny took her fat grandson to Disneyworld because he doesn't fit on the Euro-Disney rides.
They shared a room, it was divine.
incridible!!!Thats not Vince Basile
bench
Hahaha
You've made over 150 posts on getbig in the last week. Sounds like a great "vacation" ::)
Also how many people criticizing the infrastructure/intelligence/poverty levels/etc. in America have actually traveled extensively in the USA or lived in more than one place for any meaningful length of time? USA has a 99% literacy rate, 40% of its population has college degrees (more than the UK, Australia, or Ireland), and it has the 5th-to-8th highest GDP per capita in the world depending on whose numbers you look at (better than any large European country except Norway). Americans have won 38% of the Nobel Prizes and 16% of the Olympic medals (and account for less than 5% of the world population so don't start that shit). The USA is far from a perfect place but it's closer to being so than any other country on Earth at the moment.
HahahaBoom.
You've made over 150 posts on getbig in the last week. Sounds like a great "vacation" ::)
Also how many people criticizing the infrastructure/intelligence/poverty levels/etc. in America have actually traveled extensively in the USA or lived in more than one place for any meaningful length of time? USA has a 99% literacy rate, 40% of its population has college degrees (more than the UK, Australia, or Ireland), and it has the 5th-to-8th highest GDP per capita in the world depending on whose numbers you look at (better than any large European country except Norway). Americans have won 38% of the Nobel Prizes and 16% of the Olympic medals (and account for less than 5% of the world population so don't start that shit). The USA is far from a perfect place but it's closer to being so than any other country on Earth at the moment.
Hahaha
You've made over 150 posts on getbig in the last week. Sounds like a great "vacation" ::)
Also how many people criticizing the infrastructure/intelligence/poverty levels/etc. in America have actually traveled extensively in the USA or lived in more than one place for any meaningful length of time? USA has a 99% literacy rate, 40% of its population has college degrees (more than the UK, Australia, or Ireland), and it has the 5th-to-8th highest GDP per capita in the world depending on whose numbers you look at (better than any large European country except Norway). Americans have won 38% of the Nobel Prizes and 16% of the Olympic medals (and account for less than 5% of the world population so don't start that shit). The USA is far from a perfect place but it's closer to being so than any other country on Earth at the moment.
I've only been to Europe once (5 countries) and most of what I saw was beautiful but one town was full of junkies and scary as hell ...but maybe it was just the part of town I was in but the hotel was really nice. Can't fault all of Europe for one town ...and that maybe was just having a bad day w/an influx of people that had fallen on hard times.
Haven't been all over the state, but I really like Florida.
:)
I love the weather, the landscape. I have been swimming with wild dolphins in the gulf at Ft Myers.
Somewhere in the Everglades, we had some motorboat, and then 10-15 dolphins were swimming with the boat all the time, it was like a race or some game, amazing.
Down on the keys, this is one of the most beautiful places on earth.
The last time I was in Florida I got caught driving in a hurricane. Pretty miserable experience. Luckly the European-made car I was in did fine even though it was shipping water like nobody's business. It also flash flooded and I had to get into the car through the trunk.
The last time I was in Florida I got caught driving in a hurricane. Pretty miserable experience. Luckly the European-made car I was in did fine even though it was shipping water like nobody's business. It also flash flooded and I had to get into the car through the trunk.
All you euros making fun of the states remember one thing.
.....hahaha,you guys have France!!!!...another win for the good old USA ;D
America......FUCK YEAH!!!!!! We rule!
americans are very patriotic - it doesn't matter what you are talking about - america is best at it, science, wars, literature, poetry, cuisine, fashion, culture, music, sports, movies, etc i don't know how many support out troops bumper stickers i saw, and when you visit the theme parks they ask any military to stand so everyone else can clap and show them appreciation for defending their great nation. i found this highly amusing - the iraqis and afgans must liken this sight to germans clapping the nazis for protecting them during ww2. ::)
americans are very patriotic - it doesn't matter what you are talking about - america is best at it, science, wars, literature, poetry, cuisine, fashion, culture, music, sports, movies, etc i don't know how many support out troops bumper stickers i saw, and when you visit the theme parks they ask any military to stand so everyone else can clap and show them appreciation for defending their great nation. i found this highly amusing - the iraqis and afgans must liken this sight to germans clapping the nazis for protecting them during ww2. ::)
I suspect FP isn't very well liked in real life either
not by you it seems :'(
Well, if your great country is heavily in debt and still keeps spending billions on never-ending wars, it is a must! There is requirement of some severe propaganda to keep people out of streets in that kind of situation.
Hmm... Looks like healthy sustainable growth.. wait, WUT? It's debt - not GDP :D
maybe you should read an economics book before you spew the "national debt" bs?
when you understand why the debt keeps growing and can explain why it's ballooning with no apparent consequences and not even so much as a peep from the lenders, maybe you can join the big table.
until then, go drive your .6L 2 cylinder euro shitmobile and shut the fuck up.
maybe you should read an economics book before you spew the "national debt" bs?
when you understand why the debt keeps growing and can explain why it's ballooning with no apparent consequences and not even so much as a peep from the lenders, maybe you can join the big table.
until then, go drive your .6L 2 cylinder euro shitmobile and shut the fuck up.
Well, if your great country is heavily in debt and still keeps spending billions on never-ending wars, it is a must! There is requirement of some severe propaganda to keep people out of streets in that kind of situation.
Hmm... Looks like healthy sustainable growth.. wait, WUT? It's debt - not GDP :D
(http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/history.gif)
No, I have american muscle ;) Many cylinders :)
Just messin' around as usual, don't worry.
US was my favorite country once, I know your explanations about these debt issues...
plus your chart's false. the debt's way more than that now! ;D
in Scotland she would have been scanned, given pain killers and operated on within the same timescale and it would be free. we also would not kick someone out of hospital who had just been in a major traffic accident, complaining of severe dizziness, headaches, pain and weakness. you need to really get over this irrational fear of socialised health care.
haha;D yes it was very nice.
I hope you enjoyed your holiday, all things considered
Nothing is free! As for "irrational fear of socialized health care", just look at France, Portugal, Ireland, Greece and Spain and that should give you an idea of where your country is headed.
;D yes it was very nice.
thank you
What kept you from heading up to Vancouver to see your "buddy"?
What kept you from heading up to Vancouver to see your "buddy"?
i heard he sold me a lie and actually didn't move to vancouver >:(
hes in calgary now apparently, next it will be edmonton ::)
Naive, brainwashed and stupid! :-[
Are you saying the "big time" Vancouver condo story and inheritence that was being touted by Disturbia is bullshit? How did you find out?
::)
Gee, I can't believe no one saw that coming.
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his head is fucked up, more fantasies than disneyworld.
i heard he sold me a lie and actually didn't move to vancouver >:(
hes in calgary now apparently, next it will be edmonton ::)
Hmmm....I thought he would have been excited to see you.
;D
Can you guys imagine the epic beat down that would've followed !! ??
That would have been fatpandas first and final holiday trip.
I hate to say it because I like the country but seriously there are so many dumb fucks in the USA, loads of booksmarts and they can tell you the date that Ben Franklin last wiped his ass but anyone from the UK can run rings round 95% of them in a social/humor context, its almost embarrassing how slow the majority are to pick up on humor.I lived there for a short period and its really hard to find people who think as quick socially, why its always nice to meet Ukers there.
I invite any American to visit a UK council estate and sample the witty banter and sharp humour of the locals
::)
Scotland sucks big fat hairy fucking elephant cock.
Nuff Said!
Most economists are predicting the Euro has a 20% chance of seeing 2020, that's how fucked the EU is. How many countries are teetering on the verge of economic collapse now? Greece, Ireland, Italy, Spain, Portugal for starters. ::)
USA and much of Europe have both gone downhill. It's best to look beyond these places.
Your meltdown posts, well, what can I say, are starting to get a bit pathetic. Is it true that you sometimes have nightmares and in the middle of the night, you wake up, screaming:
EUROTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHH....
::)
Lol @ Goldencoral.haha can you imagine the look of disgust on the 17 year old hostess face when he goes for his 12th trip to the desert bar and tells her, "what's the problem? A calorie is a calorie."
What does this gimmick expect? Clearly not capable of rubbing elbows with even the middle class.
Hey Fagpanda, we want some pics!
Come on, your grandma surely made some pics on her vacation!
Post em up, show us what great things you have seen!
By da way DK, wots yo stats man? Height, weight, % bf?
hahahahahahaha oh brother, this should be good.this is dk , he sent me the pic on msn
this is dk , he sent me the pic on msn
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
funny, you would never guess under that top half he has calves like this:
(http://svmomblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/08/j0422533.jpg)
out of curiositym how come you are laughing? in regards to his build vs yours? That is a really solid build
i know you are mentally retarded and a manic depressive but i had no idea you were so mentally retarded to think that is dk hahahahaha
could you please point out in any of my statements where I said that was DKbut how much liquid hand soap do you have , that is the real question
might be retarted and depressed but I got a fuck of a lot more money than you and a nicer place---so suck on that fat boy
i know you are mentally retarded and a manic depressive but i had no idea you were so mentally retarded to think that is dk hahahahaha
but how much liquid hand soap do you have , that is the real question
but how much liquid hand soap do you have , that is the real question
could you please point out in any of my statements where I said that was DK
might be retarted and depressed but I got a fuck of a lot more money than you and a nicer place---so suck on that fat boy
could you please kill yourself.
thanks in advance.
aren't you the asshole who threatened to call the cops on disturbia back in september, you sick fat Flotsamah johnny, i have saw how you have been following me around getbig for these past few months, admiring how masculine my posts are and wishing i was your father.
could you please kill yourself.
thanks in advance.
ah johnny, i have saw how you have been following me around getbig for these past few months, admiring how masculine my posts are and wishing i was your father.
how you must dream how different your life would be if you had a strong guiding influence like mine.
but alas as i have said before your cock sucking ways make me vomit, your hook nose looks like it was stolen from a witches mask, and your mother is uglier than death itself.
kill yourself and end your pain -its your only escape from the HIV that is slowly killing you softly. :'(
wow
thats all you got?
hey does this sound familiar from the past in you talking to me, but now its reversed:
Tell me fatpanda whats it like living in a shithole 1 bedroom apartment with barely enough money to live above the poverty level?
oooo isnt it a shame you cant say that to me anymore, and you know what fatman, karma bit you in the ass. You ragged on me forever when I was poor, and now the show is on the other foot. Enjoy your shithole one bedroom place in a shitty neighborhood
ah johnny, i have saw how you have been following me around getbig for these past few months, admiring how masculine my posts are and wishing i was your father.
how you must dream how different your life would be if you had a strong guiding influence like mine.
but alas as i have said before your cock sucking ways make me vomit, your hook nose looks like it was stolen from a witches mask, and your mother is uglier than death itself.
kill yourself and end your pain -its your only escape from the HIV that is slowly killing you softly. :'(
This is a classic Fatpanda post right here.
(1) Make up a faux assertion or statement by your rival
(2) Criticize the above
(3) Proclaim victory
this is a classic hulkotron post right here:
nothing in it is true or makes sense.
you are quite the spastic.
seriously though- what is your sex life like?
No actually it makes perfect sense.
seriously though- what is your sex life like?in case you are wondering why i ignore your posts.
and again- you aren't have sex with my mom, dad, sister, nephew or grandparents
Im pretty sure in order to have a sex life, FatPanda would need to be able to see his penis...
in case you are wondering why i ignore your posts.
i pity you, nothing more.
you are another lonely soul, destined to die alone with no friends :'(
hahahaha still clutching at make believe fantasies about my financial situation, and thinking inheriting money makes you happier, when its clear that you are still alone with the angry voices in your head.
if you listen to them now they are talking to you " you are a loser josh, all this money and you still can't own a fat guy from the internet".
when you cry yourself to sleep tonight big guy just remember : i feel your pain.
p.s. pm me your address.
perhaps..................if you are retarded.
he is gonna tuck his dick between his legs and act like a bitch when it comes to answering questions about his personal life
its typical of this fat virgin
seriously, how is it that people are taking nutrional advice from a FAT guy who is to dumb to get laid
amigo, avoid my question or answer them- it doesn't matter.......we all know that you aren't getting laid
if you want to send insults around the neighbourhood about me feel free, it just doesnt matter what you do. And Im not trying to own you, I fully admit you own me and are a better man and in better shape than me,....in fact in all aspects of life you crush me, hows that sound? All that matters is that I have a better life for myself and I am happy and my family is happy. This is the internet, it doesnt matter.
its actually a very very weird feeling to be content and happy, Im not used to it
I'm actually quite well-educated. Also here are pictures of you and me, haha.
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::) still pretending thats you i see ::)
a whole 170lbs.
homsexuals like yourself seem to get all hot and bothered by my sex life ::) i wonder why that is.
firstly i can see where this leads - i say i have a girlfriend, you say bullshit prove it ::)
i say no, then you say hgahahahaha i knew it liar ::) then if i were weak minded and gave a fuck i'd say heres a pic, and post one.
then you would say hgahahaha bullshit thats a made up girl blah blah
at the end if the day - you would still be just a sad obsessed homosexual, whom i give no thought to ever.
now run along captain hook.
say whatever you will
I'm just saying that everything you do on this website reeks of overcompensating for sexual frustration
you have very little/no sex, which makes you feel like less of a man (in real life) which is why you play "omnipotent" on this forum
btw, answer me what part of Buddhism endorses name calling?
I weigh 185 and yes that is me, as many on here will confirm.
You are so pathetic. You can't even use the quote function correctly.
If I am so weak looking then why did you claim it's not me?::) sure it is.
Here is a photo of the x-mas stocking in the background taken today.
You don't put anyone to shame; you look awful and don't even go to a gym.
I hear ya X ma man! Maybe w8m8 can join the assult here, if "she" is still online? BTW, "she" isn't newmom, right?
LOL
this really is funny ... thanks for the laugh ;D
GREAT THREAD !!!!!!!!
What a wonderful vacation ;D
I am happy and my family is happy.And that's all that matters, good for you Disturbia.
::) sure it is.
thats why you couldn't simply stand in front of a mirror showing abs while holding that card ::)
Any other requests?
none i accept you are 170lbs.
unless of course you could post the video proving you are stronger.
you have a nice physique, i'm sure your fellow school boys are impressed.
Fatpanda's threads are like a constipated Sumo wrestler......they are Huge and full of shit
Sumo wrestlers are actually pretty athletic, and they have a hard training regimen and a much better diet.
Fatpanda is just a fat slob, without a diet, without a training regimen, he's just full of shit.
No need to insult any sumo wrestler here, lol.
fatpanda, are you seriously starting this shit up again!?!.. lol, you need to look in a mirror you are obese, the guy you're trying to argue with is FIT and in shape..seriously stop before you get buried by the whole board again
If you're referring to lean body mass then yes, I have 170 lbs. I have a bit of leg mass too that you can't see in these shots, which I'm guessing you don't know much about since you perform your entire "workout" with a fucking pair of adjustable dumbells. Get real.
And no I will not post any leg shots, or videos. I've already taken two photos for you tonight. And you didn't have sex with any of my relatives.
you are a twink, and a twink i will crush when i lose the weight.
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oops sorry.
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1st: You will never lose the weight
2nd: you will look like a bag of smashed assholes if you would ever lose the fat. Mark my words: You will NEVER NEVER NEVER in your life look like Hulkotron. NEVER.
Sumo wrestlers are actually pretty athletic, and they have a hard training regimen and a much better diet.
Fatpanda is just a fat slob, without a diet, without a training regimen, he's just full of shit.
No need to insult any sumo wrestler here, lol.
you are a twink, and a twink i will crush when i lose the weight.
Haha, what are you now, like 230 lbs and 30%? You could lose every ounce of fat one your body and not a single bit of muscle and still not weight as much as me.
actually after xmas and new year i'm up by around 14 lbs.
you look like a teenage school boy.y
i will destroy you.
pictures are deceiving so are numbers on the scale.
?!!?!?! those are usually the two factors people go by, either by picture (looks) or by stats (numbers on the scale) what are you implying people use to judge a physique !?! karma!? energy vibes?!?
you are a twink, and a twink i will crush when i lose the weight.
none i accept you are 170lbs.
unless of course you could post the video proving you are stronger.
you have a nice physique, i'm sure your fellow school boys are impressed.
?!!?!?! those are usually the two factors people go by, either by picture (looks) or by stats (numbers on the scale) what are you implying people use to judge a physique !?! karma!? energy vibes?!?
When someone is bigger, what do you say? Oh yeah I remember "you are on gear so your opinion is worthless" ::) dios mio...
america is the only country that matters
Most Americans don't know what they are missing out on.your moms asshole is a nice place to visit , you know , if you want... aids
The USA is pretty cool. But there are lots of places out there that are much better and more interesting.
i'm sorry to hear that you are still pre op.
Fat panda is just a fat virgin
Any other requests?:D
:Dyou knew what?
I knew it!
you knew what?don't worry about it ;)
Is it possible that you fellas could judge the message and not the messenger? Who gives a flying fuck how the messenger looks, what's important is the message. By the way, fatpandas "diet" ideas aren't his ideas, alot of the things he says comes from Arthur Jones. In fact, my "diet" ideas are even much more extreme than his 8) For one, I think that protein is WAY OVER-RATED ;D I have a feeling that many of you are just butt hurt that there are other, more fun ways (eating chesseburgers, french fries, kit kats ::) ) to accomplish the same goals that you want to accomplish. Or maybe, you are just pussies, and aren't willing to pay the price of engaging in very hard training ::) P.S. I don't agree with everything that fatpanda says, and in fact my "diet" principles are even further to the left than his are ;D
Is it possible that you fellas could judge the message and not the messenger? Who gives a flying fuck how the messenger looks, what's important is the message. By the way, fatpandas "diet" ideas aren't his ideas, alot of the things he says comes from Arthur Jones. In fact, my "diet" ideas are even much more extreme than his 8) For one, I think that protein is WAY OVER-RATED ;D I have a feeling that many of you are just butt hurt that there are other, more fun ways (eating chesseburgers, french fries, kit kats ::) ) to accomplish the same goals that you want to accomplish. Or maybe, you are just pussies, and aren't willing to pay the price of engaging in very hard training ::) P.S. I don't agree with everything that fatpanda says, and in fact my "diet" principles are even further to the left than his are ;D
Ok kiwi, I'm curious if maybe you can shed some light on one of my more interesting "diet" experiences. After I hit my peak condition which was 154 sub-6, I was able to maintain this condition for a few months eating a double cheeseburger, regular sized french fries, and a large coke nearly every single day for dinner (this part isn't my question man, it's just a primer for my question which is now). Ok, so after this 2 months stablization on a regular daily "junk meal" I decided to up the calories to gain hopefully muscles. So instead of a double cheese, I ate a triple cheese, and I went from regular fries to large fries. Also, I ate a gallon of ice cream at night right before bedtime, and lo and behold I went from 154 sub-6 to 167 sub-8 in less than 6 weeks. I'd like to hear your take on this. And no man, I ain't hating on you, in fact I respect you bro.
Ok kiwi, I'm curious if maybe you can shed some light on one of my more interesting "diet" experiences. After I hit my peak condition which was 154 sub-6, I was able to maintain this condition for a few months eating a double cheeseburger, regular sized french fries, and a large coke nearly every single day for dinner (this part isn't my question man, it's just a primer for my question which is now). Ok, so after this 2 months stablization on a regular daily "junk meal" I decided to up the calories to gain hopefully muscles. So instead of a double cheese, I ate a triple cheese, and I went from regular fries to large fries. Also, I ate a gallon of ice cream at night right before bedtime, and lo and behold I went from 154 sub-6 to 167 sub-8 in less than 6 weeks. I'd like to hear your take on this. And no man, I ain't hating on you, in fact I respect you bro.
Ok kiwi, I'm curious if maybe you can shed some light on one of my more interesting "diet" experiences. After I hit my peak condition which was 154 sub-6, I was able to maintain this condition for a few months eating a double cheeseburger, regular sized french fries, and a large coke nearly every single day for dinner (this part isn't my question man, it's just a primer for my question which is now). Ok, so after this 2 months stablization on a regular daily "junk meal" I decided to up the calories to gain hopefully muscles. So instead of a double cheese, I ate a triple cheese, and I went from regular fries to large fries. Also, I ate a gallon of ice cream at night right before bedtime, and lo and behold I went from 154 sub-6 to 167 sub-8 in less than 6 weeks. I'd like to hear your take on this. And no man, I ain't hating on you, in fact I respect you bro.
At this point in your life, your metabolism runs at a rate to burn all those junk calories you are getting from that type food, but if you truely want to see what that food is doing to your body....go eat your triple burger and large fries and go down to your local plasma center and donate....then look at the filter after you are done....it will look just like the white left over grease when you cook bacon....then go eat right for a few days....go back to the plasma center and look at the filter....we could go into the depths of cellular absorption but this simple easy test can show you instead of being told.
But, I have experience in that regard as well, I tried eating chicken breasts, tuna in water, fresh vegtables, rice, etc. And all it did for me was made me lose tons of strength and made my muscles flat as a pancake.
But, I have experience in that regard as well, I tried eating chicken breasts, tuna in water, fresh vegtables, rice, etc. And all it did for me was made me lose tons of strength and made my muscles flat as a pancake.
Some old school long winded post's from kiwi ;D
Obsessive European gimmick rant. Have you taken to going through my posting history? I can't think of the last time I made a post about Europeans where you didn't quickly follow up with some teary-eyed diatribe about how special you think you are.
Who'd have thunk my comments about you Eurotrash would have hit so close to home? Guess that says a lot about how accurate they were.
There isn't really enough data in your question to be able to say what the cause was. You can control weight via caloric deficit and you can put on muscle (to a limited extent) even on junk like fries and ice cream, if you were depleting a lot more than you needed to. A lot of factors come into play - your age, training, level of stress during the time, quality of sleep etc - it all adds up, so it's impossible to gauge based simply on 2 generic lines about your diet during that time.
And again, I'm not saying you or FP are wrong in saying you'll lose fat if you lower your calories. But it is not the best way to go about it IF you are as concerned about retaining muscle as you are about losing fat. We both know eating a steak and potatoes doesn't do the same thing to your body as eating the equivalent amount of calories via Snickers bars and Coca cola.
To put it another way, if you'd eaten "clean" food instead of ice cream and fries during the time you went from "154 sub-6 to 167 sub-8", you'd have ended up somewhere between 172 - 175 on sub 7 - I may be off a bit with the numbers, but I'm sure you can see the point I'm trying to make.
panda r u from scotland? i was born there lived there till i was 11 then moved to florida..yes i'm a glaswegian.
dont know were the fuck that is but i lived in glasgow.. and hulk u dont weigh more than 170 ;D
And as far as these health concerns go, me thinks dat hard and consistant training is da TRUMP CARD, and that it's basically a license to sin, and eat whatever da fuck dat you want without bad health effects ;D FYI, I wasn't so young at that time 26, also I did have blood work done, just out of curiousity, and I past that test with flying colors 8) You'll have to forgive me if my posts don't make absolute and perfect sense, as I am on a calorie is a calorie diet blitz eating not more than 700 cals most days, but I'm absolutely certain that I will quickly gain back whatever muscle I do lose, and then some 8) P.S. I will go from 15% to 8% in 3 weeks or less, and hopefully less than 3 weeks since Lord knows that one gain lose tons of muscle in 1 or 2 weeks time, right? lol
yea i still have family there, i used to live in town called the law.. i moved to america when i was 11. was just there for 2 weeks over xmas . fucking cold and god damn snow sucks..
Not sure of your age now, but with this mentality, at age 40 instead of getting blood work done, ask for an ultrasound of your carotids so they can get that surgery scheduled before you have a massive stroke leaving you paralyzed on one side of your body, cosmetically unpleasing by your standards, I am sure! :-X Good luck.
panda r u from scotland? i was born there lived there till i was 11 then moved to florida..
i was stuck at airport for 3 days because of the damn snow,i mean i do miss it but now whhen im trying to get home rite now its 60 deg and im loving it.i can ride my r1 year round 8)
you are wrong about my diet chief !::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
i have never said eating a snicker and coke is the same as eating steak and potatoes.
my diet provides a certain level of complete protein, only then is a calorie is a calorie valid i.e. between carbs and fats.
oh and wtf do you mean i have very little muscle >:( i'm inclining 100lb dumbells - 95 % of the guys on here couldn't do that shit. fat doesn't lift weights chief, muscles do !
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)Maybe he meant he was inclining 100lbs and put the "dbs" in by mistake?
no youre not.
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
no youre not.
a glaswegian is someone from glasgow ;)
what age were you when you left ?
were your parents from glasgow ?
celtic or rangers ?
dont know were the fuck that is but i lived in glasgow.. and hulk u dont weigh more than 170 ;D
oh and wtf do you mean i have very little muscle >:( i'm inclining 100lb dumbells - 95 % of the guys on here couldn't do that shit. fat doesn't lift weights chief, muscles do !
Perhaps he thinks "da trump card" of hard training with db's will unclog his arteries?
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Yes, even if very fat, you can tell if somebody has some muscle under that fat. Fatpanda do not have any muscle under that fat.
Who in the hell are you? I'm 6'0" you idiot.
Here's me from five minutes ago standing on my lab's research-calibrated scale. 192 lbs. I was clothed and in shoes (not stripping naked in the middle of my workplace for you) so subtract seven pounds if you wish. Not sure why I have to post photos all of sudden to validate my incredulous claims of a 25 BMI. I can bench 250, would you like me to post a photo of that super-human feat too? ::)
the scale reads 137lbs with your clothes on ::)
pathetic.
See the big capital letters that say "CAPACITY 150 KILO"? It's in kilograms you fucking idiot. As a supposed "man of science" you should know that the metric system is used.::) that would mean its 137kg which would make you 301lbs ::)
For my next pic I'll take a photo of my cock since you seem so interested in sucking it.
This is the last post from me that you'll get acknowledging you. You seem to thrive on virtual attention since you obviously don't get any from other people in your pathetic every day life. Pretty sad for a grown man to have to take a vacation with his decrepit old grandmother rather than friends or a significant other. Maybe if everyone starts ignoring you you'll do this board a favor and go away.
And as far as these health concerns go, me thinks dat hard and consistant training is da TRUMP CARD, and that it's basically a license to sin, and eat whatever da fuck dat you want without bad health effects ;D FYI, I wasn't so young at that time 26, also I did have blood work done, just out of curiousity, and I past that test with flying colors 8) You'll have to forgive me if my posts don't make absolute and perfect sense, as I am on a calorie is a calorie diet blitz eating not more than 700 cals most days, but I'm absolutely certain that I will quickly gain back whatever muscle I do lose, and then some 8) P.S. I will go from 15% to 8% in 3 weeks or less, and hopefully less than 3 weeks since Lord knows that one gain lose tons of muscle in 1 or 2 weeks time, right? lolWell on 700 cals your system will use what ever is available, muscle tissue, fat, carbs, protein etc to maintain itself. Best to be healthier eat "clean" foods. The goal can be achieved either way depends on your risk level. I have to admit dj181 is a driven individual got to hand that to him 700 cals a day is brutal.
Well on 700 cals your system will use what ever is available, muscle tissue, fat, carbs, protein etc to maintain itself. Best to be healthier eat "clean" foods. The goal can be achieved either way depends on your risk level. I have to admit dj181 is a driven individual got to hand that to him 700 cals a day is brutal.
Hey Mr N, I know dat you is a Mike Mentzer fan, so I gots a question for you. Did you ever read his Heavy Duty Journal? FYI, he talks about his contest prep for the 79 Mr. O, and there were days when he ate super lo cals, like 600 cal days, and me thinks dat he had plenty of muscle on him ;) My point is that one can do what I'm doing for a very short period of time (3 weeks max) and that the muscle that is lost won't be that much muscle, and that it will come back VERY QUICKLY, once a normal diet is started back up. So, basically my hypothesis is that a 3 week diet blitz will cause lots of fat to be lost without losing that much muscle, and that this muscle will quickly come back, WITHOUT THE FAT COMING BACK, after a normal diet is resumed.Yes I am a Mike Mentzer fan I actually trained with him once in Venice right before he died. Now what I'm seeing is you are on kinda of a precontest diet constantly ie every 3 weeks depending on goals you wont build very much mass on a continous cycle as such. Interesting as such you will lose muscle on a restricted low cal diet being a natural, however things come into play as muscle memory and Gylogen restores. So question is would you prefer to lose the fat more slowly and retain muscle or drop muscle and have to rebuild? Merely a choice I always did best on the slow route to maintain muscle size because its tougher to build muscle than losing fat. Just my take.