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.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like
I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk
seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore
also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older
btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities
does anyone else have any of the problems I have?
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.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like
I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk
seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore
also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older
btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities
does anyone else have any of the problems I have?
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i dont know where it really comes from that guys are afraid of women
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yeah, but men smell. and and have really hairy arseholes. and don't have soft round titties and lovely soft skin. oh, and men have tough facial hair. and we fart and belch all the time. could you really snuggle up to a chap all cosy in bed ???
women - mmmmm
men - yuk
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I know how you feel bro. It's easy to bang chicks out at the bar when your drunk. It's difficult to ask a girl out in a normal situation. I get pretty shy and anxious.
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Have you ever seen a closed mouth get fed?
Speak right up,all she can say is no,and if yes,you`re golden.
If you ask 50 broads out,some of them have to say yes,just don`t lower your standards too much.............if you have standards that is. :)
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Have you ever seen a closed mouth get fed?
Speak right up,all she can say is no,and if yes,you`re golden.
If you ask 50 broads out,some of them have to say yes,just don`t lower your standards too much.............if you have standards that is. :)
I have a friend who figured this out. He's an ugly red headed step child but he bugs so many girls he will get one or two of them to go on dates. He was with a smoking hot chick just last weekend.
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Religion of peace ::)
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the irony is that with all the random blowjobs and sex I got from stripping you would think i'm a big time artist.....in reality I'm shy like mute autistic kid
I feel like steve carrell in the 40 year old virgin
Have you ever seen a closed mouth get fed?
Speak right up,all she can say is no,and if yes,you`re golden.
If you ask 50 broads out,some of them have 6to say yes,just don`t lower your standards too much.............if you have standards that is. :)
good advice....
and the law of averages always works....however, the snag with me is I actually have that "love" thing going on with this particular girl.....as in, I more than "like" her
FUCK....I HATE LOVE
I look forward to falling in love kinda like how a single successful business woman looks forward to getting pregnant
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I fall/fell in love too easily always and always got screwed over............trick is to learn to pace yourself and take it slow.
Of course it took me about 200 years to be able to control this,so you guys got plenty of time to suffer! ;D
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Why would you ask her out in the first place? If she's the type of girl who makes you nervous you need to get her into your comfort zone without having to awkwardly stumble through asking her out.
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I have a friend who figured this out. He's an ugly red headed step child but he bugs so many girls he will get one or two of them to go on dates. He was with a smoking hot chick just last weekend.
There ya` go bro!! :)
It works!
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You need to use your age as an advantage while targeting the 25-30 crowd.
Present yourself as a mature, well traveled man of the world. A guy who can provide a sense of security and stability in a relationship, all while maintaining the "Aura" of a tall, well dressed bachelor with a full head of hair and sharp set of abs.
It's all about giving the impression that you're not trying too hard, that you could give or take a women in your life. Try a little "Peacocking" aka heading out for a night on the town wearing a gimmick that attracts the curious side of human nature.... "Look at that guy with the top hat, he looks like a real character" These words will be babbled by a flock of females as they dare each other to approach you.
An eye patch also works well
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.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like
I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk
seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore
also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older
btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities
does anyone else have any of the problems I have?
I actually spoke to a girl in the gym today. First time I done that in years. Bitch was plotting on the dips machine and pissing me off. I went to do tri-pushdowns first and came back and she was still posing on the machine. I fixed my hair, checked my teeth, took a few deep breaths, walked up to her with my best boyish smile and asked 'How many sets you got left?'. She looked at me as if I asked her to explain the inner workings of the Mammoth's digestive system. 'What's a set?' she asked with a smile. She was actually a fine looking thing. Really tall and skinny, about 22-23, pert titties, perfect teeth and a bit sweaty. I was fucking stumped. How do you explain what a set is? You just kinda know and expect everyone to know as well. 'Well. .. uh .. It's ... uh' I fumbled around and fucked up my words for a few seconds when she said 'Just joking, you can have it' and walked off with a smile. I loaded up the whole fucking stack and done 20 reps. She gave me a wave when I left.
I should join a men's only gym >:(
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the irony is that with all the random blowjobs and sex I got from stripping you would think i'm a big time artist.....in reality I'm shy like mute autistic kid
I feel like steve carrell in the 40 year old virgin
good advice....
and the law of averages always works....however, the snag with me is I actually have that "love" thing going on with this particular girl.....as in, I more than "like" her
FUCK....I HATE LOVE
I look forward to falling in love kinda like how a single successful business woman looks forward to getting pregnant
Don't worry dude, once she finds out what you do she'll want nothing to do with you
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You need to use your age as an advantage while targeting the 25-30 crowd.
Present yourself as a mature, well traveled man of the world. A guy who can provide a sense of security and stability in a relationship, all while maintaining the "Aura" of a tall, well dressed bachelor with a full head of hair and full set of abs.
It's all about giving the impression that you're not trying too hard, that you could give or take a women in your life. Try a little "Peacocking" aka heading out for a night on the town wearing a gimmick that attracts the curious side of human nature.... "Look at that guy with the top hat, he looks like a real character" These words will be babbled by a flock of females as they dare each other to approach you.
An eye patch also works well
I've been thinking of using a accent.....to late though as I've already spoken to her in my normal voice.........Damn space time continium
honestly, I think i'm feeling extra vulnerable as I've had been in the Vicodin/Heroin cloud for the past previous months and i'm now actually feeling emotions again rather than numbing them with drugs
Don't worry dude, once she finds out what you do she'll want nothing to do with you
i'm retired from that....but i'm sure everyone of my co workers at the gym have informed her already of what a scumbag I really am
seriously though- i'm not a scumbag...i'm like Adrian Brody's character from "Summer of Sam" except I have a bigger nose
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Don't worry dude, once she finds out what you do she'll want nothing to do with you
;D
Hey she could have some issues too, like maybe she's pulls her hair out and eats it.
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Just wanna` add that if you ask a chick out and she says no,it`s not a biggie you`re probably just not her type.
One thing about it though is that she`ll feel flattered all day long and tell all her girlfriends about it.
One of my classic moves if I see a hot chick is to walk right up to her and say the following line of BS:
"Excuse me hun,but I just have to say that you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen".
They get all happy assed and blush and tell me that was the nicest compliment they have heard in ages...........seek them out again where she works,compliment some more but don`tr be too overbearing at first.......next thing you know you have a friend and you can ask for the digits,if that doesn1t work,move on to the next fine assed hoe and repeat step one.
Others call the cops and say some old perverted fuck is harassing them.................c unts!! ;) j/k
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You need to use your age as an advantage while targeting the 25-30 crowd.
Present yourself as a mature, well traveled man of the world. A guy who can provide a sense of security and stability in a relationship, all while maintaining the "Aura" of a tall, well dressed bachelor with a full head of hair and sharp set of abs.
It's all about giving the impression that you're not trying too hard, that you could give or take a women in your life. Try a little "Peacocking" aka heading out for a night on the town wearing a gimmick that attracts the curious side of human nature.... "Look at that guy with the top hat, he looks like a real character" These words will be babbled by a flock of females as they dare each other to approach you.
An eye patch also works well
Guy in my gym that gets the most attention from the ladies only has one arm. Lost it in Iraq. Strong fucker too.
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You need to use your age as an advantage while targeting the 25-30 crowd.
Present yourself as a mature, well traveled man of the world. A guy who can provide a sense of security and stability in a relationship, all while maintaining the "Aura" of a tall, well dressed bachelor with a full head of hair and sharp set of abs.
It's all about giving the impression that you're not trying too hard, that you could give or take a women in your life. Try a little "Peacocking" aka heading out for a night on the town wearing a gimmick that attracts the curious side of human nature.... "Look at that guy with the top hat, he looks like a real character" These words will be babbled by a flock of females as they dare each other to approach you.
An eye patch also works well
LOL what the....
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You need to use your age as an advantage while targeting the 25-30 crowd.
Present yourself as a mature, well traveled man of the world. A guy who can provide a sense of security and stability in a relationship, all while maintaining the "Aura" of a tall, well dressed bachelor with a full head of hair and sharp set of abs.
It's all about giving the impression that you're not trying too hard, that you could give or take a women in your life. Try a little "Peacocking" aka heading out for a night on the town wearing a gimmick that attracts the curious side of human nature.... "Look at that guy with the top hat, he looks like a real character" These words will be babbled by a flock of females as they dare each other to approach you.
An eye patch also works well
LOL ;D
The old eyepatch trick is usually a clincher! ;D
Funny bastard! :)
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.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like
I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk
seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore
also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older
btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities
does anyone else have any of the problems I have?
fuck you just outed yourself as a homo. Go suck some dick. Are you that much of an attention getting whore you need to make random shit up to seek a pathway to your sexual freedom No one cares if you suck ddick most guys here are GAY ANYWAY
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LOL what the....
Looks like we've got another 'pickup artist' on the board...
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I've been thinking of using a accent.....to late though as I've already spoken to her in my normal voice.........Damn space time continium
honestly, I think i'm feeling extra vulnerable as I've had been in the Vicodin/Heroin cloud for the past previous months and i'm now actually feeling emotions again rather than numbing them with drugs
i'm retired from that....but i'm sure everyone of my co workers at the gym have informed her already of what a scumbag I really am
seriously though- i'm not a scumbag...i'm like Adrian Brody's character from "Summer of Sam" except I have a bigger nose
Brody was the man in that flick........great British accents (accents work by the way) but don`t go the spiked hair route ala Brody or you`ll be keeping in touch with youself forever! ;D
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the mistake a lot of guys make is coming off way too desperate. also dont become a girls friend.
dont try too hard, every girl wants to be with a clown but no one wants to sleep with one.
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but don`t go the Spiked hair route ala Brody or you`ll be keeping in touch with youself forever! ;D
too late
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i dont know where it really comes from that guys are afraid of women
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It's not so hard.
Never been for me. But that's probably because I don't respect females too much - I mostly see them just as vaginas!
They are nothing special. You fuk them, you throw them out. I think this mentality has made it easy for me to ask them out or what ever.
Guys who think sluts are something mysterious and special probably find it hard to talk to them...
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Is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation?
No. But men don't really have a choice. Men cannot simply choose their sexuality like women, who are innately bisexual and can be straight or gay depending on what they feel like. Men's sexuality is hardwired and strict, and men are either gay or straight. "Bisexual" men are usually gay men in the closet who will eventually come out, or confused heterosexuals who find twinks attractive because they resemble women. But the straight guy will never like dick no matter how feminine the twink he is attracted to really is.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore
a lotta f@gs on getbig would love to you see prance around in your pink panties.
dude, you're already borderline bi, so how much of a transition would it be for you to get f##ked in the a$$ by Bay?
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Another good line I`ve used that always at least gets me a chick to talk to and usually goes further if I persue it:
Hi how ya` doin`?
Can I ask you a question,are you married........no you say,then would you like to be?
As stupid as that sounds,it got me laid a lot.
Another one:
Those pants look great on you,but they`d look a helluva` lot better on my bedroom floor.
You have to know this broad fucks and sux at the drop of a hat to make this one work for ya` but I`ve been successful.
Broads like it when you`re funny even if you are the only one who thinks so.
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FUCK IT
i'm just gonna be a fag...they don't have to deal with any of this shit
granted, i'll have to get fucked in the ass but i've dealt with the federal government and if i can survive that i can survive anything
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too late
DOH !!! :)
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No. But men don't really have a choice. Men cannot simply choose their sexuality like women, who are innately bisexual and can be straight or gay depending on what they feel like. Men's sexuality is hardwired and strict, and men are either gay or straight. "Bisexual" men are usually gay men in the closet who will eventually come out, or confused heterosexuals who find twinks attractive because they resemble women. But the straight guy will never like dick no matter how feminine the twink he is attracted to really is.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
btw- this is 10000 percent true
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FUCK IT
i'm just gonna be a fag...they don't have to deal with any of this shit
granted, i'll have to get fucked in the ass but i've dealt with the federal government and if i can survive that i can survive anything
Dude,become a stand up comedian,I`m serious you have alway been one of the funniest fuckers here.
Ha ha funny,not fag funny..................s ort of! ;D
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I actually spoke to a girl in the gym today. First time I done that in years. Bitch was plotting on the dips machine and pissing me off. I went to do tri-pushdowns first and came back and she was still posing on the machine. I fixed my hair, checked my teeth, took a few deep breaths, walked up to her with my best boyish smile and asked 'How many sets you got left?'. She looked at me as if I asked her to explain the inner workings of the Mammoth's digestive system. 'What's a set?' she asked with a smile. She was actually a fine looking thing. Really tall and skinny, about 22-23, pert titties, perfect teeth and a bit sweaty. I was fucking stumped. How do you explain what a set is? You just kinda know and expect everyone to know as well. 'Well. .. uh .. It's ... uh' I fumbled around and fucked up my words for a few seconds when she said 'Just joking, you can have it' and walked off with a smile. I loaded up the whole fucking stack and done 20 reps. She gave me a wave when I left.
I should join a men's only gym >:(
Hahaha ;D
.....Damn you got owned!
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Ha ha funny,not fag funny..................s ort of! ;D
That's our word!!!!!!only we can say that
lol
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yes
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btw, I wouldn't be that good of a stand up comic because the key to comedy is to be yourself and I'm not ready for the world to know that i'm a closet racist who masturbates to gay porn
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yes
Jeez 8)
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I'm a huge hockey fan but this riot after losing the finals crap is retarded.
Hmmm, I didn't get 10 reps on my lest set of squats...I am going to throw a barbell on my car and break the windshield.
Makes sense to me ::)
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Hahaha ;D
.....damn you got owned1
Hahaha ;D
.....Damn you got owned!
Yea ;D
But, thinking about it now, she gave me every chance to speak to her but it's been so long since I bothered chatting girls up that it doesn't occur to me any more to do so.
Next time I see her and if it looks as if she remembers me, I'll walk up to her and give her the textbook definition of what a set is.
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I'm a huge hockey fan but this riot after losing the finals crap is retarded.
Hmmm, I didn't get 10 reps on my lest set of squats...I am going to throw a barbell on my car and break the windshield.
Makes sense to me ::)
That post fits in this thread like a fist in mouth 8)
:D
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btw, I wouldn't be that good of a stand up comic because the key to comedy is to be yourself and I'm not ready for the world to know that i'm a closet racist who masturbates to gay porn
uhh wtf. I thought you being gay was just a long going joke on here. maybe not :-X
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One time I was drinking my balls off and I went to friends party he was having.................. ....my friend was openly gay but not the tinkerbell type of gay dude.
Anyway he had a lot of straight as well as gay friends,really good dude.
One old fag with a young twink says to me:
"You`re gay right"?
I replied drunk and pissed and in his face:
"Gay??? ####,I`m not even fucking happy....I`ll take you outside and throw you off the fucking third floor.
His twinkie pal goes.."Oh my God look what you`ve gotten us into!! ;D
My gsay buddy asked me to leave so I grabbed a 5th. of JD and walked the fuck off.
I`ve grown up since those days (not really but it sounds good) and know lots of gay people who are cool,and I respect there choices, as long as respect is given in turn.
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I'm a huge hockey fan but this riot after losing the finals crap is retarded.
Hmmm, I didn't get 10 reps on my lest set of squats...I am going to throw a barbell on my car and break the windshield.
Makes sense to me ::)
Thanks for being relevant to the thread Howard! LOL ;D
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Give yourself to the dark side!
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uhh wtf. I thought you being gay was just a long going joke on here. maybe not :-X
actually, it wasn't gay porn per se.....it's just that the girl getting fucked had a penis shaped clit and she looked like Marco Ruas
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Yea ;D
Next time I see her and if it looks as if she remembers me, I'll walk up to her and give her the textbook definition of what a set is.
She busted your chops so she'll remember{she might lie and pretend she doesn't}and giving her a textbook definition would be funny as hell and a great conversation starter. ;D
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That broad Xerses posted would make a gay man go straight................ not really but if they had sense they would at least go bisexul just to try to get some of that.
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Give yourself to the dark side!
you go first bay than johnny.
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One time I was drinking my balls off and I went to friends party he was having.................. ....my friend was openly gay but not the tinkerbell type of gay dude.
Anyway he had a lot of straight as well as gay friends,really good dude.
One old fag with a young twink says to me:
"You`re gay right"?
I replied drunk and pissed and in his face:
"Gay??? ####,I`m not even fucking happy....I`ll take you outside and throw you off the fucking third floor.
His twinkie pal goes.."Oh my God look what you`ve gotten us into!! ;D
My gsay buddy asked me to leave so I grabbed a 5th. of JD and walked the fuck off.
I`ve grown up since those days (not really but it sounds good) and know lots of gay people who are cool,and I respect there choices, as long as respect is given in turn.
omg your my hero so your a closet homo cock loving admitted gay basher
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FUCK IT
i'm just gonna be a fag...they don't have to deal with any of this shit
granted, i'll have to get fucked in the ass but i've dealt with the federal government and if i can survive that i can survive anything
Lol, dude. You are pretty funny and witty...
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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Give yourself to the dark side!
You mean the pink side... :D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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omg your my hero so your a closet homo cock loving admitted gay basher
That`s the nicest thing anyone ever said to me............thanks pal !
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well after being arrested as many times as you have for selling and making child porn your lucky I say anything nice to you
Whoa whoa there for a second pal. What are you trying to say??
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.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like
I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk
seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore
also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older
btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities
does anyone else have any of the problems I have?
stop worrying and just play the role johnny. it doesnt matter what you are, it only matters what you appear to be. :)
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stop worrying and just play the role johnny. it doesnt matter what you are, it only matters what you appear to be. :)
females ARE JUST LIKE GUYS
just pay some attention to her, dont talk about yourself too much, and ask her to dinner
you'll be smashin it in no time............confiden ce is key ;)
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females ARE JUST LIKE GUYS
just pay some attention to her, dont talk about yourself too much, and ask her to dinner
you'll be smashin it in no time............confiden ce is key ;)
idk about 'just like guys', but ya.. theres nothin to it.. "hello".. "how ya doin".. "blah blah blah blah" "blah blah blah" .. "lets get some drinks sometime".. "ok" "cool, heres my number..".. done
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brutal beta male thread
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females ARE JUST LIKE GUYS
just pay some attention to her, dont talk about yourself too much, and ask her to dinner
you'll be smashin it in no time............confiden ce is key ;)
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this thread should be motivation for you all to never touch drugs cuz this thread is the aftermath of a several month long drug abuse
stick with safer addictions like video games, sex and cigarettes....those things don't lead to douchey internet threads after you stop taking them
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The eye patch thing cracked me up. What happens when they find out you really aren't missing an eye lol.
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this thread should be motivation for you all to never touch drugs cuz this thread is the aftermath of a several month long drug abuse
stick with safer addictions like video games, sex and cigarettes....those things don't lead to douchey internet threads after you stop taking them
relax. take some deep breaths. self survey. know who you are. face your insecurities head on. getbig should have already done this for you, this is the thunderdome, if you can be sure of yourself and deal with the insults and negativity here, real life is a fuckin breeze.
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It sux, but you'll get over it Johnny.
It might very well be that all things that you really like make you nervous... I wouldn't use women as a standout example.
Imagine being at the Olympics - REALLY wanting that title - as you walk out onto the platform the doubts and insecurities may set in... and you're doomed.
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.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like
I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk
seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore
also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older
btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities
does anyone else have any of the problems I have?
yes, the pussy is always worth it ;)
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Yeah....
....I think i'm gonna start sucking cock
it is way easier than dealing with women
....what is awesome is that I don't have to get a gay hairstyle or buy gay clothes....#winning
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Enjoy the buttsecks brother, I'd do it too if men gave me an erection.
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8)
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Yeah....
....I think i'm gonna start sucking cock
it is way easier than dealing with women
....what is awesome is that I don't have to get a gay hairstyle or buy gay clothes....#winning
when was the last time you have some pussy?
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when was the last time you have some pussy?
August 2010
then, I started doing drugs and didn't care much to have sex
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August 2010
then, I started doing drugs and didn't care much to have sex
So why do you want to suck a cock?
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So why do you want to suck a cock?
three pages later and poor johnny is being pushed in the wrong direction by getbiggers.
dude, a man's anus was only meant for a good al bundy turd fest.
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BRO, DONT BE DEPRESSED. YOU JUST HAVE TO THROW YOURSELF TO THE LIONS. THINK THE VOLUME/QUANTITY GAME RIGHT NOW AND JUST GET A FEEL TALKING TO GIRLS. LEARN HOW TO FLIRT. HOW? EXPERIENCE. GO AFTER GIRLS YOU WOULDNT GO AFTER(TOO HOT OR TOO UGLY), AND ONES YOU WOULD.
YOU JUST NEED TO STOP THINKIN SO HARD, AND LET THINGS GO ON CRUISE CONTROL. WHEN YOU STRESS, AND OVERTHINKING YOU'LL FAIL. YOU GOT IT IN YOU.
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three pages later and poor johnny is being pushed in the wrong direction by getbiggers.
dude, a man's anus was only meant for a good al bundy turd fest.
he didn't say he wanted to fuck an man's ass, he said he wanted to suck a cock.
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he didn't say he wanted to fuck an man's ass, he said he wanted to suck a cock.
this
btw, it's not a matter of asking out some skank...that's easy
this is, unfortunately, one of those situations where I actually fell in love with someone....
as men, we all try to be somewhat callous and treat girls like skanks and tricks but we all still have that love instinct in us. Love is the worst
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three pages later and poor johnny is being pushed in the wrong direction by getbiggers.
dude, a man's anus was only meant for a good al bundy turd fest.
Dude, you love Tranny's. :-\
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this
btw, it's not a matter of asking out some skank...that's easy
this is, unfortunately, one of those situations where I actually fell in love with someone....
as men, we all try to be somewhat callous and treat girls like skanks and tricks but we all still have that love instinct in us. Love is the worst
so you want to orally pleasure a man becuase you won't fall in love with a man? That is the dumbest shit i have ever heard. Go outside right now, find the biggest mofo you can find and tell him to slap some sense into you. Then go home, clean yourself up. then drive to a good bar, and get at least one bitches number.
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Then go home, clean yourself up. then drive to a good bar, and get at least one bitches number.
I have to wash my hair and pussy before I go out
also, i think the hidden theme here is that being gay seems way more awesome than dealing with all this shit that you have to do when you are straight
I know some gay guy is gonna say "No- it isn't that easy- you're ignorant"....
BULLSHIT!-I've seen "Cruising"...that shit is fun
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I know some gay guy is gonna say "No- it isn't that easy- you're ignorant"....
It ain't easy. Can't get through a workout without some 20-something muscle boy with the f* me daddy.
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(http://i.imgur.com/KzVtu.jpg)
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It ain't easy. Can't get through a workout without some 20-something muscle boy with the f* me daddy.
You ain't straight are ya? :-\
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more of the chick xerxes posted :o
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also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older
Disagree, gets easier as you get older as you give less of a fuck
also gets easier because if you are upfront and they go 'I have a boyfriend' you think afterwoods that was nothing who cares
anyway i've done a lot of cold calling sales it's a bit different than picking up but i got so used to approaching people randomly it's nothing anymore. Before i did that i will say it seemed much harder (business & chicks).
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.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like
I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk
seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore
also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older
btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities
does anyone else have any of the problems I have?
classic case of aiming too high and ignoring the ones who are interested in you because you think you re better than them.
You re muscular, but you re small, you re insecure due to your father abandonning you, you re "very nice" due to being raised by a single mother... it means very attractives girls will never be interested in you -they want tougher men-. Also it wouldnt surprise me if you were trying way too hard. I guess it's in your personality. You re constantly joking which is at some point also a trait of insecurity, basically it means you have a low self esteem.
Settle for a good girl with a job, an education, who doesnt look like a top model / fitness slut; they re not interested in guys like you anyway. Maybe if you were on roids? but you re too smart and too "sensitive" for that.
Put it simply you re immature still, and didnt understand some things about life. I guess your father didnt understand them either hence you being blocked in a hole or more like against a wall.
Also stop over feeding your brain with video games, the "gym", getbig and other retarded influences. You are what you read/see/eat.
Your view of the world and how things works is childish, extremistic, dumb , dichotomic.
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uberman could you recommend some good reading material for me / us
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I have to wash my hair and pussy before I go out
also, i think the hidden theme here is that being gay seems way more awesome than dealing with all this shit that you have to do when you are straight
I know some gay guy is gonna say "No- it isn't that easy- you're ignorant"....
BULLSHIT!-I've seen "Cruising"...that shit is fun
if you just want sex, i'm guessing gays have that easier cus their are both men?
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uberman could you recommend some good reading material for me / us
lot of psychology books in french not translated in english unfortunately. I'm pretty sure there are equivalent in english by english speaking authors.
But in english there s this book from david burns aside of the encyclopedias i m studying;
(http://www.bibleandscience.com/counseling/images/feelgood.jpg)
again as i mentionned it earlier on here anyone can read some great books just visiting his local library and hitting the psychology area. Again there's psychology and "psychology", do not read shitty books which are pseudo guides about how to get well in 2 lessons. Read some stuff that's been written by real psychologists.
Psychogenealogy and the repetition of life scenarios / behaviors / cognitive schemes inherited from caregivers in childhood are a must read to free yourself as much as you can from them after identifying them.
Absolutely all insecurities and bad cognitivo/behavioral patterns we suffer from as adults origin in the lack of a father figure (love/attachment/security/hope/trust) during childhood or psychological/physical violences from trusted caregivers during this step of the human development wathever your gender.
It's about figuring what you re reproducing, who taught it to you, and how to free yourself from it by replacing it with another scheme/pattern, a more adaptive one. We ve all been traumatized at some point and we re all suffering from these enkysted, hidden scars at some point. It becomes really nasty when we reproduce them and hurt other people. I'm in no way talking about changing who you are, who you were , what you can do from scratch, i.m talking about knowing what you re suffering from and it doesnt mean automatically you re going to solve it in your lifetime. But it's a first step.
Read about schema therapy, psychogenealogy, cognitivo behaviorial therapies, and reading about some basic buddhism stuff (art of hapiness by howard ...Cutler) also. But dont get in buddhism too deep cause it's simply not adaptated to us occidentals -and even to asians- anymore. It's just to understand the principle of interdependancy between everything.
We re not all equals in terms of reading/understanding capacities, but what you read is stocked in your memory and even if you dont get something right now it will be stored for later so no read is useless, the way the puzzles builds himself -for how seeks informations/pieces actively- works the same for everyone, that's the funny of it.
I absolutely dont think that having troubles dating women means you re homosexual. It just means you have troubles understanding relationships between men and women because, 99.99999 % of the time your own parents broke their union in the past, shattering the normal development of your psychism into pieces -no union- and as a result the way you think /you interact with others.
Im certain there are a lot of women interested in jhonny but he just ignore them. That's because obviously there are some things about the principle of reality he still didnt get, and it's not even his fault, it's because of what he learnt - or what he DIDNT LEARN- from his father or friends who replaced his father figure -poorly-.
Another very common problem is when your own family is actually not beneficial to your well being, when people want to manipulate/hurt you because themselves have been manipulated/hurt by their own parents/grandparents. It'S very difficult to cut yourself from this influence -often he only one you ever knew- which in itself is reasuring because it is original. Often brothers, sisters, cousins ,parents grandparents all participate in keeping a system the way it always worked because it is beneficial to them even if it isnt for someone else in the family.
At this point you need to find valuable help from someone who s outside of your family and will bring you an objective view about things= a psychologist.
A last basic tip; pick girls of your age, of your social condition, and who shares similar enemies/problems that need to be solved with you. This is balance. No clear, definitive unhealthy domination from anyone.
The only absolute is that everything is relative, and that by doing good things you get good things in return. Like it or not it's how it works. Be benevolent and be subtle, moderate, balanced. Do not talk too much if you have nothing to say, and dont hide insecurities with overcompensating behaviors; just tone them down.
We are all the same and going thru exactly the same steps in our individual developments. We re just at different levels /steps, because we all had a different education. There are only immature and mature people. Immature people hurt themselves and others because they dont know how to interact differently, because they learnt their behaviors from people who themselves were hurt.
That's the only difference between humans; their level of maturity in the understanding of life. There are immature people in their 50s, 60s. Be careful about that. Being old doesnt mean being wise.
Im also pretty sure johnny like most guys his age must be bored beyond belief to feed themselves with crap all day long since years. They could do so much better. but problem is that often they have a very low self esteem because they ve been abandonned by their fathers and think that they re not worth it. That if their own father thought they werent worth raising /spending time with -increasing their odds of survival by interacting with them and sharing strategies of survival- most people must think the same... even themselves after a while. Loved kids become loving and lovable adults, unloved kids become unlovable and unable to love adults. You can only repeat what you ve learned, not what you DIDNT learn.
Fact is most people (men women in their 20/30s) have laregely enough intelectual ressources to study, get a better education or understandting of life, and could land decent women to go thru life with. And become significant individuals and contributors to the society that spawned them.
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picking up girls besides looks it striclty a statistical matter the more girls you hit on the more you pick up obviously you can sound like a jack ass and fuck yourself up ocasionally. I smart man once said if your not creeping or pissing off a few girls here and there you not really trying hard enough
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here is one bad movie:
strap bombs to youself and goto democratic antioanl convention
:)
then dentonate next to obama as u ashake his hand
that will cure ur confidenc problem
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You ain't straight are ya? :-\
haven't been accused of that in quite a while
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does anyone else have any of the problems I have?
oh bigtime buddy. fear of rejection. i've never considered homosexuality though; only suicide. :D
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btw, it's not a matter of asking out some skank...that's easy
this is, unfortunately, one of those situations where I actually fell in love with someone....
as men, we all try to be somewhat callous and treat girls like skanks and tricks but we all still have that love instinct in us. Love is the worst
Boo frickin hoo....some tramp broke your heart and now you're ready to go find a dick to suck?
Harden the fuck up ya sissy.
Find that tramp's younger sister and plow her in the ass. You'll feel much better.
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thanks uberman. have you read much of freud and if so do you have a recommendation about how to introduce oneself to his works?
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listen, this girl hasn't broken my heart....yet
and I honestly don't think i'm gonna start banging guys just cause of this incident....yet
however, there is a point to be made and that is gay guys don't have to put up with any of this shit
and, yes, I take rejection/failure HORRIBLY. As a matter of fact, my last relapse was caused because of rejection/failure (not from a girl- it was something else)
Dear gay people,
Not only do I like your clothes and music, I also love your concept of relationships (for lack of a better word)
Signed,
a Future Ex Heterosexual if shit doesn't pick up
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thanks uberman. have you read much of freud and if so do you have a recommendation about how to introduce oneself to his works?
religion led to philosophy which led to psychanalysis which led to psychology.
As you can see this branch of human sciences is a vast continent to discover and develop furthermore. You can read a bit of all of these things and you re not going to regret it. They re all talking about the same things. Science or religion? they re both about finding the best way to survive without hurting the others members of your specie and if possible, benefit them /their survival.
For most people freud is simply too hard to understand. And it's only theories, still. Let's say it's just a part of the whole thing, and it is worth trying to understand as much as you can understand of it, even if you re not going too deep. Cognitive behaviorial psychology is the most modern way to help people get their psychism functionnal (with or without chemical help at the same time) . But reading about ahntrhopology, biology , ethology and the development of the child wont hurt. Just read as much as you can and let yourself get into it. There's no pressure; getting more knowledges is actually the only thing in life that is infinite and you cant get bored of.
Biology affects psychology, psychology affects biology = physical lesions of the brain affects the way you think and feel, and the way you think, feel, act, believe (what you ve been taught/told to think or do) affects physically, biologically, chemically the way your brain works/develops itself and how it produces neurotransmitters.
Everything is constantly linked to everything. The question is how to manage all of this to produce life and survival considering it is almost impossible to manage everything at the same time. You do the maths about what is left to us to do in our lifetime. Potentially unlimited possibilities, yet limited ressources. And traps, fake promises that make some people richer and other more desperate.
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picking up girls besides looks it striclty a statistical matter the more girls you hit on the more you pick up obviously you can sound like a jack ass and fuck yourself up ocasionally. I smart man once said if your not creeping or pissing off a few girls here and there you not really trying hard enough
It's all sales it's a numbers game.
Some people you can fuck up what you say but they don't care, others it doesn't matter what you say or do you can't win. But if you can only get 2 out of 10 then go after 500 and that 2 turns into 100
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.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like
I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk
seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore
also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older
btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities
does anyone else have any of the problems I have?
Unfortunately I don't.
When you are strikingly good looking you don't even need much money.
You need to talk to Quickerblade. He basically coached me through a routine w/ a chick at the gym here I wanted to talk to. Now we've been dating for 1 month.
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however, there is a point to be made and that is gay guys don't have to put up with any of this shit
yes we do. I've had my heart broken a number of times.
here is the thing, straight guys are 90% the pursuer. gay guys are both pursued and the one doing the pursuing. I get rejected often. I don't take it personally. Nobody is everyone's type. But I also get lots of unwanted attention. I do my best not to be rude, but (especially when the other guy is drunk) its the only way they get the message. When you're dating in the gay world, you're getting it from both ends. Um, let me rephrase that.
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yes we do. I've had my heart broken a number of times.
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FUCK!!!
Can a person still get into the priesthood if they've had sex already or if their are nude pictures of them circulating on the internet?
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FUCK!!!
Can a person get into the priesthood if they've had sex already or if their are nude pictures of them circulating on the internet?
Relax johnny. Are you looking to settle down? Time heals all wounds. Maybe the next girl you fall for will feel the same way about you. If not, knock her out and have your way with her.
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Dude, you love Tranny's. :-\
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only in getbig's fantasy world. let me know when that counts in real life.
ops, i forgot the white guys on here out each other by spending hrs researching personal lives, or just get a gun and pop a hole in a windshield.
maybe i should be white. then the trannies would really matter, wouldn't they?
thank god i'm brown.
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only in getbig's fantasy world. let me know when that counts in real life.
ops, i forgot the white guys on here out each other by spending hrs researching personal lives, or just get a gun and pop a hole in a windshield.
maybe i should be white. then the trannies would really matter, wouldn't they?
thank god i'm brown.
Racial metdown.
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Relax johnny. Are you looking to settle down? Time heals all wounds. Maybe the next girl you fall for will feel the same way about you. If not, knock her out and have your way with her.
actually, if I can't get into the priesthood I will start pretending to be gay so I can be some hot chic's "gay best friend" and then we can do that thing were she tries to turn me straight and then I say "EWWW, girls are gross"
then we'll have sex and she will truly see that i'm probably gay
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You ain't straight are ya? :-\
You ain't straight are ya? :-\
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I'm on the same boat as you...only that I get to see this chick only once a week if Im lucky...
And when I do, shes either leaving or talking to friends
Bad news is that besides hospitals and funerals, the gym is the worse place to hit on a chick,without looking out of place or indiscreet... No matter how secure,smart you look she will perceive you as the "dude " that only goes to the gym to interrupt girls while theyre working out"..
You have to create a situation that'll make you look like youre not hitting on her, b polite and from time to time a bit funny ...dont mean to be a downer but chances to pull it off are low (specially if you have feelings for her).
Good luck though !
WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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.....oh yeah, there is one last detail i forgot to add
I not only work out at said gym but i'm actually back to working as a trainer there and this girl may kinda sorta be a rookie trainer at said gym as well
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I have to wash my hair and pussy before I go out
also, i think the hidden theme here is that being gay seems way more awesome than dealing with all this shit that you have to do when you are straight
If you were gay chances are the guy that you would like to "date" were all straight and having a punch in your face will be the way to find out, so be careful for what you wish for.
WOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH
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relax. take some deep breaths. self survey. know who you are. face your insecurities head on. getbig should have already done this for you, this is the thunderdome, if you can be sure of yourself and deal with the insults and negativity here, real life is a fuckin breeze.
good post, but for me facing my insecurities head on is easier said than done. :-\ that's what it takes though i guess.
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We need pics of the harlot that is turning op in to a homo.
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You need to use your age as an advantage while targeting the 25-30 crowd.
Present yourself as a mature, well traveled man of the world. A guy who can provide a sense of security and stability in a relationship, all while maintaining the "Aura" of a tall, well dressed bachelor with a full head of hair and sharp set of abs.
It's all about giving the impression that you're not trying too hard, that you could give or take a women in your life. Try a little "Peacocking" aka heading out for a night on the town wearing a gimmick that attracts the curious side of human nature.... "Look at that guy with the top hat, he looks like a real character" These words will be babbled by a flock of females as they dare each other to approach you.
An eye patch also works well
Add a monocle and a pair of Henry Maxwell`s and one is most formidable in such realms.
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FUCK!!!
Can a person still get into the priesthood if they've had sex already or if their are nude pictures of them circulating on the internet?
yup
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BGay on your mind shitstain ;D
three pages later and poor johnny is being pushed in the wrong direction by getbiggers.
dude, a man's anus was only meant for a good al bundy turd fest.
a lotta f@gs on getbig would love to you see prance around in your pink panties.
dude, you're already borderline bi, so how much of a transition would it be for you to get f##ked in the a$$ by Bay?
you go first bay than johnny.
probably smoke a pole, based on your avatar. then again, that's probably why you want him to PM you? for sure, Bay likey.
10 pages of this shit. this is basically a dick watching thread. good going, Bay, given you've been able to "job" g@y porn on getbig without anyone taking notice or complaining. Shit, why don't you just post that Bruce Patterson #### sucking thread?
oh boycubpiglet, is that you with your old man?
what would get big be like without watermelon, grape juice, chicken, wackdaddy losing his mind becoming a fat redneck ::), wiggs and tre aka oreos, crackers, white trash, jnn in pink panties ::), Bay, f@gs, fanboys, tranny lovers like Black Flag, confused dick suckers like suckmymuscle ::), Xerses denying his Arab heritage, silver back gorillas, Disturbia starring in un-medicated white man breakdowns, chaos hick hells angel on parole drug dealing skinhead, etc, etc, etc?
only people on getbig who should give a shit about this is....
Bay
Vince
Vissy
SuckSomeOneOff\
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the mistake a lot of guys make is coming off way too desperate. also dont become a girls friend.
dont try too hard, every girl wants to be with a clown but no one wants to sleep with one.
this
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I'll add: with the girls that I am "friend" with, I make sure to always take about sex and talk about how I want to bang this girl or how I would put my dick in that girl's mouth.
don't know why, but after a while they all seem to get turned on by the fact that I don't try to fuck them but that I'd fuck almost anything haha.
seems to make them insecure 8)
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I'll add: with the girls that I am "friend" with, I make sure to always take about sex and talk about how I want to bang this girl or how I would put my dick in that girl's mouth.
don't know why, but after a while they all seem to get turned on by the fact that I don't try to fuck them but that I'd fuck almost anything haha.
seems to make them insecure 8)
Girls are just like us... they wanna fuck. The difference is that most guys are unattractive, so they get picky. THEN on top of that is the social stigma and they have to protect their image so that everyone doesn't label them a slut.
You get a girl in bed and you give her every nasty thought in your head and 9/10 will eat it up. Those girls get turned on because they know you aren't shy about it and would crack them in half the way the WANT it...
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Girls are just like us... they wanna fuck. The difference is that most guys are unattractive, so they get picky. THEN on top of that is the social stigma and they have to protect their image so that everyone doesn't label them a slut.
You get a girl in bed and you give her every nasty thought in your head and 9/10 will eat it up. Those girls get turned on because they know you aren't shy about it and would crack them in half the way the WANT it...
bro, if you ever come to mtl, we will go to a nice strip club 8) ;D
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yes but also its political incorrect for a woman to live sexually
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yes but also its political incorrect for a woman to live sexually
fuck the politicaly corect anyway 8)
women are not whore because they have sex, it's normal that they want some too.
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I'm on the same boat as you...only that I get to see this chick only once a week if Im lucky...
Same here! Except, I only see this woman once in a blue moon, and can't really say anything due to work issues...I haven't seen her in a month...
Also, JNN, you know that situation in The Adjustment Bureau, where dude meets a woman who he can't get out of mind....well, I've had that situation, and she still is there, no matter what chick I'm with, I still think of "her".
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JNN, So far I've only read up to the part where Wes reccommends that you become a STAND UP COMIC!
And I completely agree.
Regardless of your sexual feelings, YOU are one of the most well liked and enjoyable persons on this GETBIG Board .... and I think that is due to the HONEST humor that you are capable of expounding to each and everyone one of us.
When you talk, I listen .... and usually end up laughing with ya and not against ya.
You don't have to let the world know that you're a "closet racist who masturbates to gay porn" to be a great stand-up comic!
Your success as such a comic would be to KEEP THEM GUESSING ... and nothing more.
But lead them down that 'guessing road" just as HUMOROUSLY as you've doing on this board.
JNN, You got the talent ...... I suggest you use it ... and keep your 'weeping' for those daily walks to the bank.
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fuck the politicaly corect anyway 8)
women are not whore because they have sex, it's normal that they want some too.
Absolutely true. Love when my girl acts horny as hell, it's awesome.
One time I was sitting on the couch watching TV with her, and some hot chick was on TV or whatever, so I teased my GF saying something like "you think she would like 'insert something dirty as hell'", and her response was "All girls like it nasty, babe."
And that's the fact, Jack.
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Just finished reading all these comments and gotta say that most everyone's willingness to help a fellow Getbiggger is very impressive.
JNN, I suggest you go back and reread the posts by Ubermann, Bomz, Stavios, and Tim ... each of which appear to have been intelligently written and with genuine concern ... and could possibly be the help or encouragement you need to get over the 'hump'.
Even Grossman's advice to "harden the fuck up" might be more appropriate than all the others depending on what's 'driving you deep inside'.
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One time I was sitting on the couch watching TV with her, and some hot chick was on TV or whatever, so I teased my GF saying something like "you think she would like butt to mouth", and her response was "All girls like it nasty, babe."
anytime ;D
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.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like
I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk
seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore
also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older
btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities
does anyone else have any of the problems I have?
what is this assholness!!.. so you want to be a gay mainly because you find it harder to reach girls now!!..
ppl like you are gay only because they have been attracted to men since their early years.. i am not convinced any straight mature guy can suddenly be a gay because he cant reach girls!!..
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thanks uberman. have you read much of freud and if so do you have a recommendation about how to introduce oneself to his works?
In general, Freud's work is superstitious claptrap, although the principles of depth psychology are sound. Freud himself is a relic that's no longer taken seriously as his methods have been demonstrated to have poor clinical efficacy. The only place for Freud today is namedropping by pop psuedo-psychologists: you think the supplement industry is full of double talking snake-oil salesmen? Wait until the psycho-therapy industry sticks its fangs into your soul.
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Hahaha - he's a doctor now?
Nonetheless I like his stuff.
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....yeah.....I've thought about it and I really don't want to suck cock
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btw, I've done alittle research and found that the ultimate solution to my pick up game is to pretend I'm Jeff Speakman's Character from "The Perfect Weapon" when I'm around women I like
I just have to find a ring with both a tiger and a dragon on it and i'm all set
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When you see a hot chic and you cant get yourself to walk up just start picturing yourself as an old man, and how you would look back and regret not walking up. Fast forward your life a bit, and you will see that minutes after she tells you no, its like nothing happened, versus the potential reward if she says yes.
You must fuck with your brain a bit in order to walk up (obviously some guys can walk up no problem).
Its a big huge numbers game, just do it.
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honestly, and I hate to go back to drugs but I think my game is just very stale from being in a drug induced haze over the last half year
shit- I don't even remember being at my mom's place during thanksgiving and christmas.....shit- I even forget what day it is sometimes....seriously- i've been forgetting that too
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btw, I've done alittle research and found that the ultimate solution to my pick up game is to pretend I'm Jeff Speakman's Character from "The Perfect Weapon" when I'm around women I like
I just have to find a ring with both a tiger and a dragon on it and i'm all set
LOL ;D
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Girls are just like us... they wanna fuck. The difference is that most guys are unattractive, so they get picky. THEN on top of that is the social stigma and they have to protect their image so that everyone doesn't label them a slut.
You get a girl in bed and you give her every nasty thought in your head and 9/10 will eat it up. Those girls get turned on because they know you aren't shy about it and would crack them in half the way the WANT it...
That's true. Years ago I was banging a girl that just broke up with her fiancée and she was on the rebound. Met her at waterpolo as I was playing at the time and she was just starting out. We got talking and started flirting. When it was clear she fancied me I asked her out. Took her back to mine and the poor girl was totally inexperienced. She was with this guy for 5 years and she only gave him a blowjob once. I was an utter whore (still am) and basically just told her to go along with whatever I did. Took a few minutes convincing but at the end of the evening she was fucking like a pornstar. She said to me that she'd never thought she'd do the things we did and enjoy it so much. Second time round, and this was the first and last time this ever happened to me, she was literally begging me to fuck her in the ass. Will never forget that. Sex and The City was on TV and I was on her living room floor sticking my dick up her ass while she was screaming into a pillow.
I'm not very good with pulling them, but when I do, I'm a God with turning them into whores.
ALL girls are like that. And I mean ALL of them. You just need to find the right magic words.
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haha .. wes and I have much in common
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a drug induced haze over the last half year
Only 6 months and you call yourself a drug addict ::)
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honestly, and I hate to go back to drugs but I think my game is just very stale from being in a drug induced haze over the last half year
shit- I don't even remember being at my mom's place during thanksgiving and christmas.....shit- I even forget what day it is sometimes....seriously- i've been forgetting that too
here ya go. 8)
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Some shit to do while you high or drunk; Play Video games, watch Bloodsport, watch Baseball, fuck around on GB, drunk dial some friends (women), watch BLU-RAY movies, workout, go to your local JUCO college and talk to young women and make your move. 8)
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'is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation?'
yes :D :P
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.....I just got back from the gym where I stuttered like a asshole trying to talk to a girl I really like
I did that thing where I wanted to ask her out but was too chicken to so now I look like a huge jerk
seriously, is it worth it anymore?
I'm seriously becoming a gay just so I don't have to ask anyone out anymore
also, I'm about to turn 33 and i'm finding that asking a girl out doesn't get easier as you get older
btw, I hope I didn't misrepresent myself as some sort of "player" on this forum. I think I'm like every guy in this world in that I have insecurities
does anyone else have any of the problems I have?
you need tube galore my friend
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Lots of good advice in this thread...that's for sure. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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'is heterosexuality really worth the humiliation?'
yes :D :P
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wtf is that lol
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wtf is that lol
Girl giving dude head while taking a shit is my guess. 8) Multitasking. 8)
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(http://www.oxypowder.com/images/caddyshack.jpg)DOODIE!!!!!! :o
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August 2010
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It's all about giving the impression that you're not trying too hard, that you could give or take a women in your life. Try a little "Peacocking" aka heading out for a night on the town wearing a gimmick that attracts the curious side of human nature.... "Look at that guy with the top hat, he looks like a real character" These words will be babbled by a flock of females as they dare each other to approach you.
An eye patch also works well
you dont get laid a lot, do you?
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this
btw, it's not a matter of asking out some skank...that's easy
this is, unfortunately, one of those situations where I actually fell in love with someone....
as men, we all try to be somewhat callous and treat girls like skanks and tricks but we all still have that love instinct in us. Love is the worst
bravo and a real man admits it
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you dont get laid a lot, do you?
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
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johnny if it makes you feel any better when i'm trying to hit on chicks on okcupid i try to think of what you would say
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johnny if it makes you feel any better when i'm trying to hit on chicks on okcupid i try to think of what you would say
hows that working out for ya?? LOL
no offense JNN
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:'(
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johnny if it makes you feel any better when i'm trying to hit on chicks on okcupid i try to think of what you would say
really?!
like Runningmom said, how is that working for you?
btw, isn't "OkCupid" like Plenty of fish only it is geared towards hipsters?
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:'(
that good huh :(
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really?!
like Runningmom said, how is that working for you?
btw, isn't "OkCupid" like Plenty of fish only it is geared towards hipsters?
yes and yes.
not working so good but i think that's more just because i aim a little too high?
right now there's this girl i really want to talk to but she ignores all my messages... and then visits my profile afterward... wtf
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yes and yes.
not working so good but i think that's more just because i aim a little too high?
right now there's this girl i really want to talk to but she ignores all my messages... and then visits my profile afterward... wtf
fuck that shit.
First stop sending her messages. Girls well older women for the most part don't like to be bombarded by a dude from jump street. Don't play games but don't be coy either. I'll bet dollars to donuts she is messaging some dude she's really into (not to say she isn't interested in you), and when he or she stop messaging or they met up or whatever and it doesn't work, she hits you up
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yeah- i'm too much of a douchebag for girls to be interested in me on OkCupid.........which is weird because i'm too much of a doucebag to be taken seriously on plentyoffish as well
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fuck that shit.
First stop sending her messages. Girls well older women for the most part don't like to be bombarded by a dude from jump street. Don't play games but don't be coy either. I'll bet dollars to donuts she is messaging some dude she's really into (not to say she isn't interested in you), and when he or she stop messaging or they met up or whatever and it doesn't work, she hits you up
usually if they don't respond to the first message i forget about 'em, but i can't bring myself to leave this one alone... so i message her once a week.
funny you should mention "older women," because they're the only ones who want to talk to me! :-\
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usually if they don't respond to the first message i forget about 'em, but i can't bring myself to leave this one alone... so i message her once a week.
funny you should mention "older women," because they're the only ones who want to talk to me! :-\
and please don't take what I say as offensive or rude or personal
The whole cougar/milf bullshit (hate that term) is beyond stupidity IMO. They usually end up making dumb fucks of themselves. I don't know why young dudes wanna go to bed with women 15 to 25 years older than them. Okay maybe because older women have more knowledge in the sack, which I aint buying because most girls give it up easier and younger these days.
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I find this thread REALLY fuckin' disturbin'. I also find Wes to be SPOT ON ! It's not rocket science, homos ! Some of you would be surprised how EASY it is to get into a woman's pants by bein' direct as hell ! Not creepy ! But CONFIDENT !
I can tell by readin' some of these posts that a couple of you haven't had pussy since pussy had you. :/
Remember, Johnny ... suckin' a man's cock is NEVER an option !!!!
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Remember, Johnny ... suckin' a man's cock is NEVER an option !!!!
Well, it is a option.....just not a good one
oh and in a update, I already fell out of love with that girl that initiated this thread...it's like, I will probably see her tomorrow and just be indifferent to her
forever alone...
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Hey Johnny there's help out there. There are pick up bootcamps you can take to up your game. I'm actually going to the next Pick Up 101 Art of Attraction bootcamp in SFC just to get better. It's all good.
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johnny you're a good guy, a legit funny dude with a good physique and nice soul, i'm sure you'll find the right one someday stud
You usually find them when you`re not really trying to.
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This ever happen to any of you guys:
You are going through a severe dry spell,I`m talking no bitches will even look in your direction even though you are trying hard to talk to as many as you possibly can so you can finally sink your dick into some pussy again.
then you find a decent looking chick somehow and she really likes you a lot and you start seeing her on a pretty regular basis which is cool because now you`re getting laid once again finally.
You bring the broad to all the spots you usually frequent and once all the chicks that turned you down see you with her,they are all over you wanting your undivided attention.
Fucking weird man!!
They don`t want shit to do with you but when you get with someone else,they are all over you.
Women suck at times................tha nk God!! ;D
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JNN what is your success rate on PoF? You can define "success" however you please.
bitches
Yes this is common I think. In my personal experience, lots of women are better at being friends with men than they are with other women, particularly if there is competition for dating/attention among the single folks of the social circle. Women fight with each other over the most petulant, stupid shit and I think most of the time it's just an excuse to tear down someone they're jealous of.
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JNN what is your success rate on PoF? You can define "success" however you please.
Yes this is common I think. In my personal experience, lots of women are better at being friends with men than they are with other women, particularly if there is competition for dating/attention among the single folks of the social circle.
I agree.
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jhony, maybe you are subconsciously so scared to reproduce with a woman what your father did with your own mother -and did to you- that you prevent yourself, sabotaging every opportunity by yourself, from creating a relationship with a woman. I'm sure you want to live with someone but dont know how because the only model you can follow is the one you ve learned, which is the original model of your father and your mother. And, you re scared to reproduce it because it actually hurt you when you were a child.
I d like to know in more details how things went when you were a kid and your parents separated -after spawning you-. I'm pretty sure you re reproducing something but you dont know what.
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Only 6 months and you call yourself a drug addict ::)
This was a funny post >:(
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This was a funny post >:(
I see what you did there
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I see what you did there
Sometimes GB has to be reminded of how funny I really am....
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jhony, maybe you are subconsciously so scared to reproduce with a woman what your father did with your own mother -and did to you- that you prevent yourself, sabotaging every opportunity by yourself, from creating a relationship with a woman. I'm sure you want to live with someone but dont know how because the only model you can follow is the one you ve learned, which is the original model of your father and your mother. And, you re scared to reproduce it because it actually hurt you when you were a child.
I d like to know in more details how things went when you were a kid and your parents separated -after spawning you-. I'm pretty sure you re reproducing something but you dont know what.
while you make a valid point, I think for me (at this particular point in my life) I'm being hesitent because I don't take failure and rejection very well and I don't need another excuse to start snorting dope if a girl rejects me
HOWEVER, life is full of rejection and you have to get used to it
so, I think the ultimate solution is to wait till i'm in a stronger place internally where I can accept rejection and failure and then start asking girls out
Sometimes GB has to be reminded of how funny I really am....
unbelievable :o :o :o :o :o
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while you make a valid point, I think for me (at this particular point in my life) I'm being hesitent because I don't take failure and rejection very well and I don't need another excuse to start snorting dope if a girl rejects me
HOWEVER, life is full of rejection and you have to get used to it
so, I think the ultimate solution is to wait till i'm in a stronger place internally where I can accept rejection and failure and then start asking girls out
unbelievable :o :o :o :o :o
You should punch your father in the face and stop listening to him. And then you shoulddo the exact oposite of what he has done, with the support of another father figure.
The problem when your parents are separated is that both your mother and father live in your head and keep fighting each others, considering you are the sum of their influences, and it's biologically embeded in your brain. This is when personality starts to split.
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