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Title: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ether on January 06, 2013, 04:02:12 AM
What is the matter with this kid?

Easily would be top 2 at ASC and choosing instead to "prep for the O" where he will finish out of the top 5

Guy has done like 4 shows in 10 years....how does he keep his contracts and why is he so popular?
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Parker on January 06, 2013, 04:25:52 AM
What is the matter with this kid?

Easily would be top 2 at ASC and choosing instead to "prep for the O" where he will finish out of the top 5

Guy has done like 4 shows in 10 years....how does he keep his contracts and why is he so popular?
He has big arms, and he gets grainy.
That is all.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: G_Thang on January 06, 2013, 04:54:16 AM
What is the matter with this kid?

Easily would be top 2 at ASC and choosing instead to "prep for the O" where he will finish out of the top 5

Guy has done like 4 shows in 10 years....how does he keep his contracts and why is he so popular?

his step dad has money and purchased him a house, so why should he die for you bitches like some broke bber?
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Anglo on January 06, 2013, 05:54:38 AM
Evan spends a the majority of his the day online and grilling
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ether on January 06, 2013, 05:57:46 AM
Well you can't argue with his success....all that time off and he has really brought up his weak parts.

(http://www.europeanbodybuilding.com/tl_files/galerien/fibo-power-2008/Evan-Centopani-side-chest.jpg)

Chest of peace ::)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: affeman on January 06, 2013, 06:07:20 AM
Today his chest is among the best in the pro circuit

(http://gallery.marocbodybuilding.com/images/img_1350085026.jpg)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 06, 2013, 06:08:19 AM
Looks ok but a bit messed up in the eye area.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Parker on January 06, 2013, 06:14:37 AM
Today his chest is among the best in the pro circuit

(http://gallery.marocbodybuilding.com/images/img_1350085026.jpg)
not even close...
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ether on January 06, 2013, 06:15:12 AM
Today his chest is among the best in the pro circuit

(http://gallery.marocbodybuilding.com/images/img_1350085026.jpg)

You are joking right?

Pic from 2012 Olympia....

(http://fabodylous.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Evan-Centopani-Mr-Olympia-20121.jpg)

Stage pics don't like, air brushed and touched up MD pics do.

Evan suffers from Lee Priest disease ; God blessed him with an extra pair of abs instead of a chest!
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Dicki_Nurmom on January 06, 2013, 06:20:11 AM
not sure why limited contests makes him 'lazy'... most pros make very little money from actual shows... the shows are a way to get sponsors, etc...

evan has done that
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 06, 2013, 06:22:13 AM
Today his chest is among the best in the pro circuit

(http://gallery.marocbodybuilding.com/images/img_1350085026.jpg)

Brutal observation skills  ::)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ether on January 06, 2013, 06:41:11 AM
not sure why limited contests makes him 'lazy'... most pros make very little money from actual shows... the shows are a way to get sponsors, etc...

evan has done that

The guy competes once every 2 years and you don't think that qualifies him as lazy?

For a supposedly "professional bodybuilder" what else does he do? Take naps, check internet forums?

Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Parker on January 06, 2013, 06:45:34 AM
not sure why limited contests makes him 'lazy'... most pros make very little money from actual shows... the shows are a way to get sponsors, etc...

evan has done that
and he may lose said contracts if he doesn't compete more or place higher. Depending on he stipulations of the contract.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 06, 2013, 06:49:42 AM
The guy competes once every 2 years and you don't think that qualifies him as lazy?

For a supposedly "professional bodybuilder" what else does he do? Take naps, check internet forums?



The guy has a normal job and a family.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 06, 2013, 07:13:42 AM
Evan finished 8th at the Olympia in 2008.. but 3rd place at the ASC. So I don't see why he won't do the Arnold again. Seems like a better strategy.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Parker on January 06, 2013, 07:17:24 AM
The guy has a normal job and a family.
many bbers have had families---including Mr. Os, Haney, Yates, Phil. Arnold Classic winner Flex,
Now as far as normal job, what is Evan's "other" job?

Delrosa has a family and a job as a elevator repairman.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: affeman on January 06, 2013, 07:20:05 AM
Evan finished 8th at the Olympia in 2008.. but 3rd place at the ASC. So I don't see why he won't do the Arnold again. Seems like a better strategy.

In a waaaaaaaaaaaay better Line-up than this year. The Arnolds this year is a joke, Evan would win easily. ::)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Parker on January 06, 2013, 07:27:18 AM
In a waaaaaaaaaaaay better Line-up than this year. The Arnolds this year is a joke, Evan would win easily. ::)
Cedric, and Dex may disagree with you...
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 06, 2013, 07:33:56 AM
many bbers have had families---including Mr. Os, Haney, Yates, Phil. Arnold Classic winner Flex,
Now as far as normal job, what is Evan's "other" job?

Delrosa has a family and a job as a elevator repairman.

He works as a title searcher, and it seems it provides him a good income, lives a good life in CT.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: affeman on January 06, 2013, 07:50:26 AM
Cedric, and Dex may disagree with you...

Dexter doesn't compete, Cedric hasn't been in shape once in his life (and won't be this time, IF he even shows up, 50/50 chance wit him lol) ::)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ether on January 06, 2013, 07:53:29 AM
He works as a title searcher, and it seems it provides him a good income, lives a good life in CT.

A what?

Guy is a lazy bastard.
 
Probably sleeps >18 hours per day then spends the rest of his time "prepping his meals" broiling fish and cooking rice and "doing the buisness of bodybuilding" schmoeing on the internet.

At this point he needs to win the ASC, not doing it just proves how lazy he is.

10:1 odds he pulls out of the Olympia later this year due to family issues or an injury
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Dicki_Nurmom on January 06, 2013, 08:00:34 AM
The guy competes once every 2 years and you don't think that qualifies him as lazy?

For a supposedly "professional bodybuilder" what else does he do? Take naps, check internet forums?




sounds like a nice life
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: affeman on January 06, 2013, 08:00:46 AM
In Germany there's a saying: "Willst du was gelten, mach dich selten" (tranlsated like: If you wanna be worth something, make yourself rare)

Evan is doing it exactly the right way from a business standpoint. Make yourself rare, get some hype. Release a video here and there and stay covered. Otherwise people get tired of you very quickly.

You think he would increase his market value by competing 10 times per year at all the 3rd tier shows? ::)

You see what happens to people like Downhill, overexposing themselves all the time ::)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: WOOO on January 06, 2013, 08:03:14 AM
In Germany there's a saying: "Willst du was gelten, mach dich selten" (tranlsated like: If you wanna be worth something, make yourself rare)

Evan is doing it exactly the right way from a business standpoint. Make yourself rare, get some hype. Release a video here and there and stay covered. Otherwise people get tired of you very quickly.

You think he would increase his market value by competing 10 times per year at all the 3rd tier shows? ::)

You see what happens to people like Downhill, overexposing themselves all the time ::)

sounds like a possibility... i do not know much about him but i assume that he has other income sources
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Montague on January 06, 2013, 08:08:01 AM
He works as a title searcher, and it seems it provides him a good income, lives a good life in CT.

A what?


http://www.wisegeek.com/what-does-a-title-searcher-do.htm
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 06, 2013, 08:08:30 AM
Yes, but what can we do about this terrible situation ?  :'(

 ::)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: WOOO on January 06, 2013, 08:25:40 AM
Yes, but what can we do about this terrible situation ?  :'(

 ::)


find a vagina and wipe your tears with it
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Wiggs on January 06, 2013, 08:39:20 AM
Even's chest is absolutely horrible. The guy is 5'11 around 260 stage ready and look at his chest. Flat as can be and even worse in poses required to lift your arms. Other than that, I like the guy. Well except all that stalker shit between Romano, him and whomever the chick was.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 06, 2013, 08:47:07 AM
Evan finished 8th at the Olympia in 2008.. but 3rd place at the ASC. So I don't see why he won't do the Arnold again. Seems like a better strategy.
2012 was his first Olympia!
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Parker on January 06, 2013, 08:49:24 AM

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-does-a-title-searcher-do.htm
i see that this is right up his avenue of "searching" on people.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 06, 2013, 08:50:53 AM
In a waaaaaaaaaaaay better Line-up than this year. The Arnolds this year is a joke, Evan would win easily. ::)

yes, and he should.. instead of working for 5th or worse at the Olympia.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Montague on January 06, 2013, 09:00:04 AM
i see that this is right up his avenue of "searching" on people.


LOL!!
What's all the stalking stuff about? I pay little attention so as not to get too wrapped up in the glamorous lives of pro-bodybuilders.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Parker on January 06, 2013, 09:03:18 AM

LOL!!
What's all the stalking stuff about? I pay little attention so as not to get too wrapped up in the glamorous lives of pro-bodybuilders.
i forgot, some chick that picked Romano over him, i think. Her name was like "Soundness" and he went bonkers...I forgot the particulars, but it was posted on here.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Montague on January 06, 2013, 09:06:44 AM
i forgot, some chick that picked Romano over him, i think. Her name was like "Soundness" and he went bonkers...I forgot the particulars, but it was posted on here.


Awe...sounds like she was his first crush.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ChopperRider on January 06, 2013, 09:35:05 AM
i forgot, some chick that picked Romano over him, i think. Her name was like "Soundness" and he went bonkers...I forgot the particulars, but it was posted on here.

He was fucking Special Ed's woman, so a story was made up in response.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: _bruce_ on January 06, 2013, 10:13:07 AM
Haha - the epic fartness woman Stalkerpani story. Although who knows what was made up and what wasn't. His chest won't change, he's at his max.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ether on January 06, 2013, 11:04:02 AM
In Germany there's a saying: "Willst du was gelten, mach dich selten" (tranlsated like: If you wanna be worth something, make yourself rare)

Evan is doing it exactly the right way from a business standpoint. Make yourself rare, get some hype. Release a video here and there and stay covered. Otherwise people get tired of you very quickly.

You think he would increase his market value by competing 10 times per year at all the 3rd tier shows? ::)

You see what happens to people like Downhill, overexposing themselves all the time ::)

Since when is the ASC a third tier show?

Also he is not doing it so that he can do the Conneticut Pro...seems like a smart decision to me.

You know you are fucking lazy when Mr. Olympia does more shows than you, at least one per year.  ::)

Fact is he has been passed over already: He will never beat Shawn Roden again and that guy competed >5 times this year!
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: POB on January 06, 2013, 11:44:41 AM
Evan spends a the majority of his the day online and grilling

Lol, this is prob true
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Clayton Bigsby on January 06, 2013, 12:11:03 PM
First off...... Evan is one of the most popular bodybuilders in the sport today. He will never loose his sponsors. I would even say that if he stopped competeing that universal would still sponsor him, that how much they like him. He has improved his physique every time he steps onstage which is more than you can say for 90% of the ifbb. The breaks have done him well and I bet kept him healthy. Evan is one of the " normal" guys in the industry, he's not out there sucking cock or taking questionable pictures for extra cash. AND......the guys Dad is currently going through cancer for the SECOUND TIME THAT COULD BE A REASON WHY HE DECIDED TO SIT THE ARNOLD OUT, JUST MAYBE. YOU FUCKING PRICK.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on January 06, 2013, 12:18:24 PM
First off...... Evan is one of the most popular bodybuilders in the sport today. He will never loose his sponsors. I would even say that if he stopped competeing that universal would still sponsor him, that how much they like him. He has improved his physique every time he steps onstage which is more than you can say for 90% of the ifbb. The breaks have done him well and I bet kept him healthy. Evan is one of the " normal" guys in the industry, he's not out there sucking cock or taking questionable pictures for extra cash. AND......the guys Dad is currently going through cancer for the SECOUND TIME THAT COULD BE A REASON WHY HE DECIDED TO SIT THE ARNOLD OUT, JUST MAYBE. YOU FUCKING PRICK.
Calm down there "Clayton". ;D
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Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: anabolichalo on January 06, 2013, 12:19:03 PM

sounds like a nice life
living the dream

Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Shockwave on January 06, 2013, 12:21:23 PM
First off...... Evan is one of the most popular bodybuilders in the sport today. He will never loose his sponsors. I would even say that if he stopped competeing that universal would still sponsor him, that how much they like him. He has improved his physique every time he steps onstage which is more than you can say for 90% of the ifbb. The breaks have done him well and I bet kept him healthy. Evan is one of the " normal" guys in the industry, he's not out there sucking cock or taking questionable pictures for extra cash. AND......the guys Dad is currently going through cancer for the SECOUND TIME THAT COULD BE A REASON WHY HE DECIDED TO SIT THE ARNOLD OUT, JUST MAYBE. YOU FUCKING PRICK.
Hi Evan, please go fuck yourself.

Signed,

Most of Getbig
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: anabolichalo on January 06, 2013, 12:21:59 PM
evan is freakish to see in real life in a tank top

Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Clayton Bigsby on January 06, 2013, 12:22:31 PM
All better now trapper. Everytime I see an old video of Myself it cheers me up.   :)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Parker on January 06, 2013, 12:29:53 PM
First off...... Evan is one of the most popular bodybuilders in the sport today. He will never loose his sponsors. I would even say that if he stopped competeing that universal would still sponsor him, that how much they like him. He has improved his physique every time he steps onstage which is more than you can say for 90% of the ifbb. The breaks have done him well and I bet kept him healthy. Evan is one of the " normal" guys in the industry, he's not out there sucking cock or taking questionable pictures for extra cash. AND......the guys Dad is currently going through cancer for the SECOUND TIME THAT COULD BE A REASON WHY HE DECIDED TO SIT THE ARNOLD OUT, JUST MAYBE. YOU FUCKING PRICK.
oh, do you remember the vid of Evan and PJ schmoe posing for an audience hungry for man meat muscle?
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: arce1988 on January 06, 2013, 12:33:10 PM
  What Chest?
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 06, 2013, 12:36:33 PM
He will never win the Mr O but decent.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: flinstones1 on January 06, 2013, 12:46:12 PM
Parker said it best. The guy is a pussy....and scared you can see it in his eyes....
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ether on January 06, 2013, 04:02:38 PM
First off...... Evan is one of the most popular bodybuilders in the sport today. He will never loose his sponsors. I would even say that if he stopped competeing that universal would still sponsor him, that how much they like him. He has improved his physique every time he steps onstage which is more than you can say for 90% of the ifbb. The breaks have done him well and I bet kept him healthy. Evan is one of the " normal" guys in the industry, he's not out there sucking cock or taking questionable pictures for extra cash. AND......the guys Dad is currently going through cancer for the SECOUND TIME THAT COULD BE A REASON WHY HE DECIDED TO SIT THE ARNOLD OUT, JUST MAYBE. YOU FUCKING PRICK.

Dear Evan,

1. The second you stop competing, Universal will drop you like a bad crush.
2. What exactly have you "improved" during your long breaks off? You finished 8th in an Olympia lineup without Cutler or Martinez. You would have finished higher your first year as a "pro".
3. Sorry for your Dad but most people have to deal with cancer in their families and do not have the luxury have taking entire years off to sleep, eat, take naps and surf getbig.

Love,

Getbig.com
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: BILL ANVIL on January 06, 2013, 07:16:15 PM
In Germany there's a saying: "Willst du was gelten, mach dich selten" (tranlsated like: If you wanna be worth something, make yourself rare)

Evan is doing it exactly the right way from a business standpoint. Make yourself rare, get some hype. Release a video here and there and stay covered. Otherwise people get tired of you very quickly.

You think he would increase his market value by competing 10 times per year at all the 3rd tier shows? ::)

You see what happens to people like Downhill, overexposing themselves all the time ::)

you got it. hes doing it smart and clearly, keeping people wanting more.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Mush Mouth on January 06, 2013, 07:37:19 PM
He was fucking Special Ed's woman, so a story was made up in response.

Are we sure it wasnt Blockhead?   Has anyone actually ever asked?

Here is a post from not very long ago.
"
Nah, it was back at MD.  He was phone involved with her for over a year or something. When she destroyed his ego, he lost his shit and started concocting stories to cover his ass.
He started telling people she was a ploy made up by RX people to embarass him because of the MD fued. LOL
A bodybuilders ego is very frail.

This is my favorite summary of it by our friend Blockhead. lol



                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End."




 - Block!


Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: kawaks on January 07, 2013, 02:30:10 AM
What is the matter with this kid?

Easily would be top 2 at ASC and choosing instead to "prep for the O" where he will finish out of the top 5

Guy has done like 4 shows in 10 years....how does he keep his contracts and why is he so popular?

I guess if you've got great genetics you don't have to work out much, I mean just look at those massive slabs of beef hanging off his chest!
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: flinstones1 on January 07, 2013, 12:25:39 PM
the dude has no chest!  I mean the fucker is an animal but how can you not develop a chest after 20 years of training and 260 pounds of muscle on you? oh well better than no arms...hes got world class arms
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: anabolichalo on January 07, 2013, 12:38:58 PM
evan is really impressive freaky vains on his monster arms and delts


i met him in germany


looks a lot more impressive than phil heath off stage


so why go on stage


look at vic richards he knew that going on stage was over rated
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: mesmorph78 on January 07, 2013, 01:13:57 PM
He has big arms, and he gets grainy.
That is all.
i agree
arms are so overatted IMO, especially when the BBER doesnt have a chest to match...
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: _bruce_ on January 07, 2013, 02:35:12 PM
Hahaha - Peaceful poodle.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ether on January 07, 2013, 04:59:19 PM
evan is really impressive freaky vains on his monster arms and delts


i met him in germany


looks a lot more impressive than phil heath off stage


so why go on stage


look at vic richards he knew that going on stage was over rated

Brutal logic
Pretty sure Dorian Yates made a much better living than Vic Ricards when it was all said and done
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ChristopherA on January 07, 2013, 08:59:19 PM
i agree
arms are so overatted IMO, especially when the BBER doesnt have a chest to match...
Even's freak arms def don't make up for his shitty chest. Horrible fdb
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 07, 2013, 09:00:32 PM
Looks small.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Mush Mouth on January 08, 2013, 09:40:23 PM
evan is really impressive freaky vains on his monster arms and delts


i met him in germany


looks a lot more impressive than phil heath off stage


so why go on stage


look at vic richards he knew that going on stage was over rated

Everyone focuses on the arms.  It reminds me of the blokes who never work their legs.     ;D
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: mesmorph78 on January 08, 2013, 11:24:06 PM
Everyone focuses on the arms.  It reminds me of the blokes who never work their legs.     ;D
Agree 100%
Not only no legs no back no shoulders either
Most guys only want arms so they can't tat them up throw on a tight Tshirt ...and cast the illusion that they are have a good physique
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 09, 2013, 12:55:49 AM
                                 The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End."




 - Block!


Great story! :)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ARNIE1947 on January 09, 2013, 01:09:07 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Meso_z on January 09, 2013, 04:06:34 AM
Are we sure it wasnt Blockhead?   Has anyone actually ever asked?

Here is a post from not very long ago.
"
Nah, it was back at MD.  He was phone involved with her for over a year or something. When she destroyed his ego, he lost his shit and started concocting stories to cover his ass.
He started telling people she was a ploy made up by RX people to embarass him because of the MD fued. LOL
A bodybuilders ego is very frail.

This is my favorite summary of it by our friend Blockhead. lol



                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End."




 - Block!



hahaha, never gets old. ;D
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 09, 2013, 05:18:34 AM
Evan is wide as fuck, with big delts, and a good back! This makes his chest look like it is lagging behind! His big ass arms make it look even more pronounced!
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: njflex on January 09, 2013, 07:10:46 AM
Evan is wide as fuck, with big delts, and a good back! This makes his chest look like it is lagging behind! His big ass arms make it look even more pronounced!
GOT HUGE LEGS TOO,,,FREAK AND GETS RIPPED,,,BLOCKY ,,DUDE IS GOOD BBER,,
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on January 09, 2013, 10:42:01 AM
i dont know if any of this is true but Ive heard from various big names in the supplement industry that Universal Nutrition is known as of the industrys worst companies and is quickly becoming known as a haven for seedy no name bodybuilders and powerlifters
its well known that their sponsored guys treat the fans like garbage when not on their message boards
the name ive most heard that is the worst is ben seath-hes been known to be the most hostile towards fans and unprofessional when representing universal-
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: njflex on January 09, 2013, 11:13:31 AM
i dont know if any of this is true but Ive heard from various big names in the supplement industry that Universal Nutrition is known as of the industrys worst companies and is quickly becoming known as a haven for seedy no name bodybuilders and powerlifters
its well known that their sponsored guys treat the fans like garbage when not on their message boards
the name ive most heard that is the worst is seath forece-hes been known to be the most hostile towards fans and unprofessional when representing universal-
WOUDN'T DOUBT IT...VINNY GALANTI FROM JERSEY IS COOL THO,,,REPRESENT ..
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ChopperRider on January 09, 2013, 12:03:20 PM
Are we sure it wasnt Blockhead?   Has anyone actually ever asked?

Here is a post from not very long ago.
"
Nah, it was back at MD.  He was phone involved with her for over a year or something. When she destroyed his ego, he lost his shit and started concocting stories to cover his ass.
He started telling people she was a ploy made up by RX people to embarass him because of the MD fued. LOL
A bodybuilders ego is very frail.

This is my favorite summary of it by our friend Blockhead. lol



                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End."




 - Block!




Nope, positive it was Special Ed.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Parker on January 09, 2013, 12:08:19 PM
i dont know if any of this is true but Ive heard from various big names in the supplement industry that Universal Nutrition is known as of the industrys worst companies and is quickly becoming known as a haven for seedy no name bodybuilders and powerlifters
its well known that their sponsored guys treat the fans like garbage when not on their message boards
the name ive most heard that is the worst is seath forece-hes been known to be the most hostile towards fans and unprofessional when representing universal-
To me, Frank McGrath is still the Original Animal.
His videos were cool, and made you want to go to the gym.
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: flinstones1 on January 09, 2013, 03:46:37 PM
To me, Frank McGrath is still the Original Animal.
His videos were cool, and made you want to go to the gym.

Frank is and always will be the only Animal IMO. THose shots of him in black and white from 07 were truly inspiring
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ether on January 09, 2013, 05:32:48 PM
i dont know if any of this is true but Ive heard from various big names in the supplement industry that Universal Nutrition is known as of the industrys worst companies and is quickly becoming known as a haven for seedy no name bodybuilders and powerlifters
its well known that their sponsored guys treat the fans like garbage when not on their message boards
the name ive most heard that is the worst is seath forece-hes been known to be the most hostile towards fans and unprofessional when representing universal-

S. Farace is with RxHustle now...so wouldn't doubt if he is a POS

E. Centopani is lazy as shit...won't every win an ASC or O ... will go down in history right next to Matarazzo
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: ether on January 09, 2013, 05:42:29 PM
Remember,

Centopani....couldn't even beat this with 2 years off for "preparation"

(http://www.ironmanmag.com.au/photos/image?format=raw&type=img&id=315)
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: mesmorph78 on January 09, 2013, 06:22:57 PM
Remember,

Centopani....couldn't even beat this with 2 years off for "preparation"

(http://www.ironmanmag.com.au/photos/image?format=raw&type=img&id=315)
lets keep things in perspective.....
evan looks 10000 times better than branch
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: AVBG on January 09, 2013, 06:51:55 PM
His lack of willpower is sickening
Title: Re: Evan Centopani is a lazy Fu@@
Post by: Mush Mouth on January 09, 2013, 07:19:29 PM
Great story! :)

It's just dreamy.
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