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« Reply #50 on: January 06, 2013, 08:37:19 PM »

He was fucking Special Ed's woman, so a story was made up in response.

Are we sure it wasnt Blockhead?   Has anyone actually ever asked?

Here is a post from not very long ago.
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Nah, it was back at MD.  He was phone involved with her for over a year or something. When she destroyed his ego, he lost his shit and started concocting stories to cover his ass.
He started telling people she was a ploy made up by RX people to embarass him because of the MD fued. LOL
A bodybuilders ego is very frail.

This is my favorite summary of it by our friend Blockhead. lol



                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End."




 - Block!


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« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2013, 03:30:10 AM »

What is the matter with this kid?

Easily would be top 2 at ASC and choosing instead to "prep for the O" where he will finish out of the top 5

Guy has done like 4 shows in 10 years....how does he keep his contracts and why is he so popular?

I guess if you've got great genetics you don't have to work out much, I mean just look at those massive slabs of beef hanging off his chest!
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« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2013, 01:25:39 PM »

the dude has no chest!  I mean the fucker is an animal but how can you not develop a chest after 20 years of training and 260 pounds of muscle on you? oh well better than no arms...hes got world class arms
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« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2013, 01:38:58 PM »

evan is really impressive freaky vains on his monster arms and delts


i met him in germany


looks a lot more impressive than phil heath off stage


so why go on stage


look at vic richards he knew that going on stage was over rated


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« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2013, 02:13:57 PM »

He has big arms, and he gets grainy.
That is all.
i agree
arms are so overatted IMO, especially when the BBER doesnt have a chest to match...
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« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2013, 03:35:12 PM »

Hahaha - Peaceful poodle.
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« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2013, 05:59:19 PM »

evan is really impressive freaky vains on his monster arms and delts


i met him in germany


looks a lot more impressive than phil heath off stage


so why go on stage


look at vic richards he knew that going on stage was over rated

Brutal logic
Pretty sure Dorian Yates made a much better living than Vic Ricards when it was all said and done
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« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2013, 09:59:19 PM »

i agree
arms are so overatted IMO, especially when the BBER doesnt have a chest to match...
Even's freak arms def don't make up for his shitty chest. Horrible fdb
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« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2013, 10:00:32 PM »

Looks small.
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« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2013, 10:40:23 PM »

evan is really impressive freaky vains on his monster arms and delts


i met him in germany


looks a lot more impressive than phil heath off stage


so why go on stage


look at vic richards he knew that going on stage was over rated

Everyone focuses on the arms.  It reminds me of the blokes who never work their legs.     Grin
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« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2013, 12:24:06 AM »

Everyone focuses on the arms.  It reminds me of the blokes who never work their legs.     Grin
Agree 100%
Not only no legs no back no shoulders either
Most guys only want arms so they can't tat them up throw on a tight Tshirt ...and cast the illusion that they are have a good physique
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« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2013, 01:55:49 AM »

                                 The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End."




 - Block!


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« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2013, 02:09:07 AM »

 Grin


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« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2013, 05:06:34 AM »

Are we sure it wasnt Blockhead?   Has anyone actually ever asked?

Here is a post from not very long ago.
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Nah, it was back at MD.  He was phone involved with her for over a year or something. When she destroyed his ego, he lost his shit and started concocting stories to cover his ass.
He started telling people she was a ploy made up by RX people to embarass him because of the MD fued. LOL
A bodybuilders ego is very frail.

This is my favorite summary of it by our friend Blockhead. lol



                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End."




 - Block!



hahaha, never gets old. Grin
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« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2013, 06:18:34 AM »

Evan is wide as fuck, with big delts, and a good back! This makes his chest look like it is lagging behind! His big ass arms make it look even more pronounced!
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« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2013, 08:10:46 AM »

Evan is wide as fuck, with big delts, and a good back! This makes his chest look like it is lagging behind! His big ass arms make it look even more pronounced!
GOT HUGE LEGS TOO,,,FREAK AND GETS RIPPED,,,BLOCKY ,,DUDE IS GOOD BBER,,
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« Reply #66 on: January 09, 2013, 11:42:01 AM »

i dont know if any of this is true but Ive heard from various big names in the supplement industry that Universal Nutrition is known as of the industrys worst companies and is quickly becoming known as a haven for seedy no name bodybuilders and powerlifters
its well known that their sponsored guys treat the fans like garbage when not on their message boards
the name ive most heard that is the worst is ben seath-hes been known to be the most hostile towards fans and unprofessional when representing universal-
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« Reply #67 on: January 09, 2013, 12:13:31 PM »

i dont know if any of this is true but Ive heard from various big names in the supplement industry that Universal Nutrition is known as of the industrys worst companies and is quickly becoming known as a haven for seedy no name bodybuilders and powerlifters
its well known that their sponsored guys treat the fans like garbage when not on their message boards
the name ive most heard that is the worst is seath forece-hes been known to be the most hostile towards fans and unprofessional when representing universal-
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« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2013, 01:03:20 PM »

Are we sure it wasnt Blockhead?   Has anyone actually ever asked?

Here is a post from not very long ago.
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Nah, it was back at MD.  He was phone involved with her for over a year or something. When she destroyed his ego, he lost his shit and started concocting stories to cover his ass.
He started telling people she was a ploy made up by RX people to embarass him because of the MD fued. LOL
A bodybuilders ego is very frail.

This is my favorite summary of it by our friend Blockhead. lol



                                  The Greatest Bodybuilding Love Story Ever Untold...



   Once Upon A Time...


  In a little land called the MD.com forums. A lone fair faced healthcare worker from The Land of Lincoln stumbles upon the site by pure chance. Being a healthy cooking enthusiast and a self-proclaimed healthnut she finds sanctuary in the Cooking-Meal Prep-Recipes section. There this fair lady enjoyed spending time learning new way to grill chicken, toss salad (no pun intended) and dice tomatoes. She was the most PEACEFUL lady in the land. Eventually another found their way in that same section of the courtyard. He was known throughout the land as the Next One. The Great White Hope. The Golden Boy of MD.com The Object of King Steve Gluteman's Affections. His name... Evan The Stalkerpani.

 Evan took great interest in this PEACEFUL fair faced healthcare worker from a different land. In This Time, another not-so nobleman by the name of Schmoemano Son of John romanced his way by the power of the pen and his Shakespearean transcribes into the heart of this PEACEFUL lady as she chose his hand over the mighty sword of Evan The Stalkerpani. War ensued. Turmoil. Chaos. Tragedy.

 Evan The Stalkerpani being embarassed, humiliated beyond his expectations goes to great lengths to ridicule and dismiss the credibility of the PEACEFUL lady by ramsacking her village, raiding her hut and storming into her ancestory. The Ashamed Evan uses teams of loyal servants headed by local fool, PJ Dong to spread the word across the entire land that the PEACEFUL lady is nothing more than a whore and the daughter of a motherless goat.


 In this time, local courtyard jester and village lothario, Sir Blocketh learns of such a love tragedy. Being a FOOL for love he digs deep into the story to find out the truth and to possibly be mender of broken hearts, exposer of those who bare false witness and to bare friendly challenge to Schmoemano Son of John. Challenge is accepted as Schmoemano Son of John duels with Sir Blocketh with the love of the PEACEFUL lady is at stake. Sir Blocketh wins! Schmoemano Son of John leaves the land, Evan The Stalkerpani is exiled vowing never to return and the PEACEFUL lady reigns on forever in the Land of Lincolnvowing a blood oath never to be put in the middle of such evil and insecure un-noblemen again from this day forth.



                                                                The End."




 - Block!




Nope, positive it was Special Ed.
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« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2013, 01:08:19 PM »

i dont know if any of this is true but Ive heard from various big names in the supplement industry that Universal Nutrition is known as of the industrys worst companies and is quickly becoming known as a haven for seedy no name bodybuilders and powerlifters
its well known that their sponsored guys treat the fans like garbage when not on their message boards
the name ive most heard that is the worst is seath forece-hes been known to be the most hostile towards fans and unprofessional when representing universal-
To me, Frank McGrath is still the Original Animal.
His videos were cool, and made you want to go to the gym.
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« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2013, 04:46:37 PM »

To me, Frank McGrath is still the Original Animal.
His videos were cool, and made you want to go to the gym.

Frank is and always will be the only Animal IMO. THose shots of him in black and white from 07 were truly inspiring
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« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2013, 06:32:48 PM »

i dont know if any of this is true but Ive heard from various big names in the supplement industry that Universal Nutrition is known as of the industrys worst companies and is quickly becoming known as a haven for seedy no name bodybuilders and powerlifters
its well known that their sponsored guys treat the fans like garbage when not on their message boards
the name ive most heard that is the worst is seath forece-hes been known to be the most hostile towards fans and unprofessional when representing universal-

S. Farace is with RxHustle now...so wouldn't doubt if he is a POS

E. Centopani is lazy as shit...won't every win an ASC or O ... will go down in history right next to Matarazzo
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« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2013, 06:42:29 PM »

Remember,

Centopani....couldn't even beat this with 2 years off for "preparation"

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« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2013, 07:22:57 PM »

Remember,

Centopani....couldn't even beat this with 2 years off for "preparation"


lets keep things in perspective.....
evan looks 10000 times better than branch
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« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2013, 07:51:55 PM »

His lack of willpower is sickening
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