5. Men wearing spandex.
10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up.
I had that the other day, hammer strength shoulder press loaded with a pulverising 2 plates aside and as i was destroying the weight the gym clown comes and starts telling me how trashed he was New years eve! >:(you're a monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!
High school kids that work out in small packs doing standing DB shoulder presses and then throw (not drop, throw) the DB's down when they're done with their set.hahahaha ;D
you're a monster!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Godzilla doesn't have any hair. He's a lizard. A BIG one.i've got a big one eyed lizard for you, flower.
Fuck you! :Dname the place and time.
afro-sheen ???
i hate it when guys come over and offer lifting advice ... 90% of the time im in better shape than them (and i point it out :P)ok, "jeanette", hahaha, ok. ::)
Woman should not lift.they should be in the kitchen fixing my dinner.
Woman should not lift.
Gel, you greasy bastard ::)!
afro-sheen ???
1. Don't put your weights back
2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" :(!
3.Wearing the same stinky ass clothes to the gym everyday and not washing them.
4. Kissing.
5. Men wearing spandex.
6. Sitting on the equipment holding a conversation.
7. Asking people to spot you on a weight you can't even get off the bar just to show off.
8. Excessive yelling.
9. People preaching.
10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up.
11. People asking you questions while you are trying to lift.
1. Don't put your weights back-why put them back when dumbass as yourself will do it for me!(http://www.twistedsister.com/picsleeves/picsleeve_kids12.jpg)
2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" ! hey i have head phones so i can't hear it so there for it does not exist
3.Wearing the same stinky ass clothes to the gym everyday and not washing them. they are for good luck
4. Kissing. sometimes i got to kiss my arms to keep them motivated ;)
5. Men wearing spandex. unless they have the bullet belt and listening to old school metal!
6. Sitting on the equipment holding a conversation. your just jealous because they aren't talking to your gay ass
7. Asking people to spot you on a weight you can't even get off the bar just to show off. well if you weren't such a bitch it would be the way around now wouldn't
8. Excessive yelling. helps me lift, so i don't ask for some skinny pussy to spot me. especially if hes going bitch that lift more than him
9. People preaching. who preaches at the gym.....and the lord giveth and taketh weight!
10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up. what are you some clean freak
11. People asking you questions while you are trying to lift. i guess if people came up to me and asked why i am i such a bitch all the time i guess it would piss me off too ;D
my only complaint is old ass mutha fuckin people who think they are gym police. if you want all that shit go to bally's ;D
1. Don't put your weights back12. Them damn cell phones on the gym floor.
2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" :(!
3.Wearing the same stinky ass clothes to the gym everyday and not washing them.
4. Kissing.
5. Men wearing spandex.
6. Sitting on the equipment holding a conversation.
7. Asking people to spot you on a weight you can't even get off the bar just to show off.
8. Excessive yelling.
9. People preaching.
10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up.
11. People asking you questions while you are trying to lift.
1. Don't put your weights back-why put them back when dumbass as yourself will do it for me!
2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" ! hey i have head phones so i can't hear it so there for it does not exist
3.Wearing the same stinky ass clothes to the gym everyday and not washing them. they are for good luck
4. Kissing. sometimes i got to kiss my arms to keep them motivated ;)
5. Men wearing spandex. unless they have the bullet belt and listening to old school metal!
6. Sitting on the equipment holding a conversation. your just jealous because they aren't talking to your gay ass
7. Asking people to spot you on a weight you can't even get off the bar just to show off. well if you weren't such a bitch it would be the way around now wouldn't
8. Excessive yelling. helps me lift, so i don't ask for some skinny pussy to spot me. especially if hes going bitch that lift more than him
9. People preaching. who preaches at the gym.....and the lord giveth and taketh weight!
10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up. what are you some clean freak
11. People asking you questions while you are trying to lift. i guess if people came up to me and asked why i am i such a bitch all the time i guess it would piss me off too ;D
my only complaint is old ass mutha fuckin people who think they are gym police. if you want all that shit go to bally's ;D
1. Don't put your weights back
2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" :(!
3.Wearing the same stinky ass clothes to the gym everyday and not washing them.
4. Kissing.
5. Men wearing spandex.
6. Sitting on the equipment holding a conversation.
7. Asking people to spot you on a weight you can't even get off the bar just to show off.
8. Excessive yelling.
9. People preaching.
10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up.
11. People asking you questions while you are trying to lift.
People that wear cowboy hats and wife-beater tshirts
PS. Im sorry 240. I couldnt help myself!
People that wear cowboy hats and wife-beater tshirts
PS. Im sorry 240. I couldnt help myself!
1. Don't put your weights back
2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" :(!
3.Wearing the same stinky ass clothes to the gym everyday and not washing them.
4. Kissing.
5. Men wearing spandex.
6. Sitting on the equipment holding a conversation.
7. Asking people to spot you on a weight you can't even get off the bar just to show off.
8. Excessive yelling.
9. People preaching.
10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up.
11. People asking you questions while you are trying to lift.
1. Using the power racks to curl when there are tons of open bars to be used.
2. Agree with the people using cell phones in the gym
3. Seeing fat chicks wearing tight shit that makes their body look like a tightly rapped pillsbury dough boy
4. People in Du Rags
5. Seeing the same people all the time only working flat bench and barbell curls/dumbell curls and pressdowns
6. People that take five sets of dbells to use at once and then yell at people who try to grab a pair
7. Getting checked out by other guys...kind of creepy to be honest
8. People that put all their shit on a bench and never use it and then look offended when you ask to use the bench
9. When you are at the water fountains and you are using one and some dumb f**k behind you is tapping their foot waiting instead of using the one right next to you
With the exception of 5, I do all of those things, so...So you preach :P?
SUCK MY DICK!!!!! >:( ;D
SUCKMYMUSCLE
The sniper: This asshole can't wait for anybody to get a drink of water, so he can steal someone's machine/bench.
Mr. Dirty looks: this asshole comes in with his GF, which is usually there to check out other guys. So he gives anyone he thinks his GF is attracted to a dirty look.
(http://www.twistedsister.com/picsleeves/picsleeve_kids12.jpg)
So this is what you look like ????
You should be in a Rehab instead of a gym :(!
LOL. How many gyms have you been kicked out of?
"Gym Ghost" that's good.
The attention whores: aka strippers there just to get attention from the guys.....if they could only get tipped at the gym, there lives would be perfect.
The No life trainer: This guy DOES NOT work at the gym, but is always there. No matter what time you train, what day, whatever, the fucker is always there. No such thing as recuperation for this asshole.
Mr. Abs: Always training abs, and always checks them, after every set, as if the set he just did made them change. ::)
Mr. First day: This fucker will not ask for help, so he trains chest for like 3 hours and does about 200 sets of cable crossovers.
The trainer: This is the 4 ft 8 inch, balding fucker who thinks he is special. He goes form machine to machine as if no one else could possibly want to use any of them. Inconsiderate piece of shit.
The sniper: This asshole can't wait for anybody to get a drink of water, so he can steal someone's machine/bench.
Mr. Dirty looks: this asshole comes in with his GF, which is usually there to check out other guys. So he gives anyone he thinks his GF is attracted to a dirty look.
Mr Sleeve-less: Why is it that the people with the worst BO are the ones who never wear slevees?
The fat trainer chick: Why is this bitch telling ANYONE how to get in shape, when she herself can't get below 45% bf?
The Gorilla: This fucker thinks he something wonderful cause he's over 6ft tall, and weights over 250. Nevermind that he looks like shit and has tits. Why should that keep him fropm wearing tank tops.......
The Roid monkey: This fucker walks around with his lats flared. He is the stereotype bber. Shaved head, goatee, attitude, etc. Just another fucker who is one missed shipment away from coming back to earth.
The natural: Nobody believes it, but he claims it anyways. He is about as natural as Pamela Andersons tits.
The Roid monkey: This fucker walks around with his lats flared. He is the stereotype bber. Shaved head, goatee, attitude, etc. Just another fucker who is one missed shipment away from coming back to earth.
i don't wear a wig to the gym thats just an overkill!
I get annoyed when people just stand or sit there and talk... for hours... like homos!I really hate that......your trying to do a superset or start your new excercise and your not sure if they are on it cuz they 're talking or talking and blocking your way!
I get annoyed when people just stand or sit there and talk... for hours... like homos! >:( Or the annoying gay guy always eyeing me :( (no 240 doesn't train at the same gym as me) ;D
you haven't made a post yet that didn't have a reference to homosexuality.
coincidence?
2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" :(!
I had a dude ask me to spot him on a bench press lift of 405. The best part was this dude asks these 2 other guys to stand by on each side in case of any problems. I should have realized this was a BAD idea to even be a part of this crap. Well lets just say that I should have but a belt on since that was the heaviest row I ever did in my life! I should have kick that dudes ass for that shit!
PS- I bet his chest hurt pretty good from the bar dropping into his chest that hard! LOL :D
You're lucky that kid didn't bitchslap you silly for letting the bar drop on his chest. That's what a spotter is there to prevent.....
DIV
thats my point guys! Who the HELL though I needed to be able to do a 200lb row of the 405lbs bench? You ask someone to spot you to ASSIST you- not for them to chalk up, but a belt on, and do the lift! The dude should never have been doing that much weight. But he looked real bad a$$ with the 405 on the bar.
You're lucky that kid didn't bitchslap you silly for letting the bar drop on his chest. That's what a spotter is there to prevent.....
Its a coin toss between the Rack Molester( the guy training 2 inches from the rack and in everyones way) And Mr. Consistency, the guy who shows up every day, in the way, always there, day after day, actually year after year.......The crazy thing is, it looks like hes never lifted a weight in his whole life.. You would never guess in a million years he works out, yikes! and every gym has about 25 guys just like that.
Is that Garth BrooksGarth has a jaw. 240 does not.
I saw what I assumed to be a 20-year old, 180 pound powerlifter, shopping at Best Buy today. He was wearing an extremely short Inzer singlet, white t-shirt underneath, and converse tennis shoes. Browsing through the rap CDs.Are you smoking crack? What is your point? Is this the first time you've ever saw someone in gooberwear at bestbuy in the rap section?
4. Kissing.
Are you smoking crack? What is your point? Is this the first time you've ever saw someone in gooberwear at bestbuy in the rap section?
The gay ass guy that goes to the gym, spends 30 minutes to stretch out his hamstrings as though he were going work out legs, and then works out his chest.hahahahaha.
The gay ass guy that goes to the gym, spends 30 minutes to stretch out his hamstrings as though he were going work out legs, and then works out his chest.
I'd like to see you bench with tight hammies ;D
religious fanatics that go to the gym because the "spirit mind body" connection and cuz god told them so and cuz their cult church in the house kinda gathering preacher/paster told them so. it's all over usa now days..i see girls waking up every day at 4 am entering the gym at 4:30am 6 times a week. what kinda normal chic would do it. relegious fanatics..from ymca to your local golds. the guys also buy lots of gear...for the love of god. digusting
i hate it when guys come over and offer lifting advice ... 90% of the time im in better shape than them (and i point it out :P)that's quality. a gym worker tried to tell me how to incline bench. without dropping any plates, he unloaded the bar,realised what a knob he was but continued to show me. he couldn't lift it back up and i just walked off leaving 170kg on his neck. he tilts the bar so the plates fall off only for it to flip up, taking out 2 large mirrors. shame i was the only 1 training. and i can't stand all that jail time talk he always gave me
Oh yeh, i never thought that could be the reason, oh well, i always thought it was because i could bench 220 for 6
Yea it was me! ;D I'm pissed I got spotted stalking 240 in the Rap section of Best buy. I was trying my best to be inconspicuous with my outfit. :P
Are you implying that it might have been you at Best Buy? You seem awfully defensive.
Um, no. The spotter is there to add assistance in case you get stuck.
I had a similar issue with a trainer at my gym. He tried to tell me that if I really wanted to pack on thigh size that I shouldn't squat or front squat but rather leg press, deadlift (?), and do partial squats. I still laugh when I see this guy. I may not have massive legs but neither does this clown and I will take my chances squatting.
Oh BTW, when I said they are after strength wand weight, they do not want to be aesthetic or have balance. I want strength and weight, but more in the sense that it is quality muscle and not strictly training like a powerlifter. Just had to add this.
i guess that's why you're packing a massive, shredded 210 lbs. at 6'2" right?
i hate when people give me weird looks when i masturbate in the showers
The same can be said for friends that take up two benches at a time and bullshit in between sets. They should jsut share a bench and change the weight as needed.
DIV...I couldn't agree more about regulating the area. I hate having to be a dick about it but sometimes these people leave you with no choice. I guess the concept of "other people" doesn't run through some people's heads. It reminds me of a time I went in for a leg workout. I saw that the one and only squat rack was being used so I warmed up on leg extensions for about five minutes (multiple sets). The guy was still there so I jumped on the bike and got some more blood flowing. In the time I did all of this I saw the guy do a good eight sets of half assed squats and finally went over and asked him if he was almost done and if not for him to please let me know so that I could go to another LA Fitness to get in some squats. He finished his last set and moved on. For those thinking that I am trying to be a bad ass, I am not; I am simply illustrating DIV's point. I don't get into the habit of waiting for equipment but on leg day I make an exception because people use the power rack for everything other than power exercises (eg curls).
Go read another book, Ayn Rand......
Ya, mine is small but the same crowd comes in. Its hard to tell who is worse some times, the women or the men but then again it is LA Fitness so it is not great to start. I think I will eventually switch over to a Gold's but from what I have heard, even those gyms are becoming like LA Fitness. It could be worse, I could have nowhere to work out so I just deal with it.
Ya, mine is small but the same crowd comes in. Its hard to tell who is worse some times, the women or the men but then again it is LA Fitness so it is not great to start. I think I will eventually switch over to a Gold's but from what I have heard, even those gyms are becoming like LA Fitness. It could be worse, I could have nowhere to work out so I just deal with it.i gave up my golds membership, too many old people signing up to rehab. not the 40-50 crowd, im talking 85+ grannies leg pressing the carrage. when i saw that i had to go
A good spotter does both......
I'm not sure how heavy you lift, Brian......but when you go up high to a certain point, there isn't much of a buffer between "getting suck" and "losing the weight".
Lift heavier and you'll see what I mean.
DIV
afro-sheen ???
Form Police
There is this skinny dude at my gym that actually walks up to people and tells them their form is off and that he uses perfect form. this guy is about 175 pounds and always wears underarmour shirts and the latest Nikes. i was doing overhead DB presses next to him one day and after a set he looks at me and shakes his head in disgust. he continues to tell me that i'm not using good form and that you can't build "good quality" muscle unless you use perfect form. i was in a good mood so i asked him to show me kinda as a joke. so he grabs 55 pounders and does 15 really slow reps but he did use good form. i kinda laughed and said "no dude, show me using MY DB's"...he looks at me and says "heavy weights have nothing to do with body building, if you keep it up you will never get big"...i said sure buddy and grabbed the 95's for another set of 10...what a joker, this dude must be mental.
8)
I think you should beat him with a barbell, just enough for him to leave the gym and never come back.
Don't kill him, just break some ribs or a shoulder/arm.
Im dead serious, these people aren't "funny", they are asking you to punish em for being hopeless.Give em what they want for the love of god.
In the gym I mostly hate everyone, however guys who piss their time away on perfectly good equipment while they shoot the shit with their "boys" and then do a half-assed pussy-assed set at a time when I was hoping to use that same equipment really gets my blood boiling. I used to go up to them and ask them the classic "how many more sets"? But now I realize it's a waste of time since even if it's just one more set it will be at least half an hour before they actually perform that set. Now I just do something else and mumble obscenties to myself while I walk away. I'd just love to blow a nice sized hole in each one with a 12 gauge shotty and drag their bodies away from the equipment so I could continue my workout without further interruptions. ;D
Just bitch slap them and take their machines! Man nobody messes with me at my gym!
i agree here. I normally give a few minutes after I ask then I'll say something like "this isn't your mother's garage....do your set or move." that usually gets their attention. But you have to be big to say something like that or it doesn't work.
1.)Well built but short body builders who think there fucking amazing! (Your always be short asshole!)
2.)Loud mouthy fucks mostly always black males and wiggers!
3.)Poker faced kids under 23 who think there fucking fulltime gangsters becasue they lift
4.)Any asshole with an attitude
5.)Off duty policemen, baillifs, bouncers and other societal authoratarian vermin who lift due to innnate questions of inferiority and insecurity.
6.)Guys or groups of guys who monopolise one machine/bench etc etc for longer than 15 minutes.
7.)Stupid hoes who give you a dirty look while they are doing there cardio becasue you happened to glance there way and they think you were eyeballing them.
8.)Lucky genetic freaks who dont have a clue what to eat or how to lift yet look better than most guys who have put 2 years into lifting/eating right.
9.)The fucking wankers who choose the gyms music tapes and put on r&b or some sort of fucking regge! (Does no one like Thrash Metal in the U.K!!!!)
10.)Any type of "casual" lifter who wants to "get a six pack" and "doesent want to get too big"
11.)In fact everyone in my gym JUST f**k off out so I can train alone! ;) :D
You may be happier buying some weights and training in your basement. :P
When there are more than 5 people in the gym it bugs me! I train at odd hours to minimize human contact :)
I'm in Tempe and it is pretty bad, but it could be alot worse. The crowd is different I imagine, considering the area and the amount of high school kids that work out there. I am not totally against LA Fitness, I just think that I would fit better at a hardcore gym but like Metroflex but there are not many of those around. i get good workouts if I go at the right time. Usually toward the end of the week the crowd dwindles, so workouts get better as the week goes on.
I wish I could be as brutally strong as you. ::)
usually starrts b4 football season. these fat kids come in thinking they are huge football players, and then start curling 25-35. After about a month they disseapear. But they always workout in groups and talk so loud in whateve the new hip language is...
then there are the white shaved head guys to speak this shit that just makes you ???
ONLY way to grow baba. only way ! mornings 4am-5am or 45 min before closing. rest of the time is for whores to come and get their weekend f**k buddy or for the local gym rats to come and show off whatever muscle they got on them for that same exact reason.
We live in the suburbs, it's different out here. Whether it's Mesa, Tempe, Chandler....you deal with the same crowds. I would like a more hardcore gym, but it's a matter of convenience. There's either Golds or LA Fitness. That's it.
It depends on the management as to how good the gym is. Don't let the housewives, highschool kids and summer cutter abs crowds get to you. Do your workout.....
Go 2 Bed, Brian.........and fu.ck Texas......
Califas > Tejas
Mu-Mu, that's only because you're so sensitive.
Bring your chalk, your straps and lift. Stop worrying about who's watching and why. Let those other kids stare. It won't affect you if you don't let it.
I told you before, reading that Ayn Rand bullshit has made you in to a woman. ::)
DIV
My LA Fitness lets me do whatever I want......chalk, straps, DL, Squats.......whatever.what about Schoepenhauer?
Like I said, it's the management. They have to cater to the clientelle. You obviously aren't complaining or making your voice heard if you are letting them determine what you can and can't do.
And yes, I see your obvious meltdown, you Ayn Rand reading pseudo-female.... :-X
You take philosophy from a woman, you ARE a woman.
You're too much of a bitch to admit that, though, right?
Read some Camus or Sartre and come back and we'll talk.
Until then......."DIVISION Shrugged".....
DIV
5.)Off duty policemen, baillifs, bouncers and other societal authoratarian vermin who lift due to innnate questions of inferiority and insecurity.
6.)Guys or groups of guys who monopolise one machine/bench etc etc for longer than 15 minutes.
I have a group, about 5 police guys that come in and lift together. They all use one machine at a time, so aobut 5-8 minutes between each set per person ??? and they talk extra loud about the "hardcore" stuff they did on the job that day. Most of the time you need to take an alternate route to the water fountain because they clog the walkways withe the 5 of them.
No point in asking them to move because then they get the satisfaction of giving you a dirty look as if you aren't worthy of asking them to lift a finger.
I hate authority, especially Ass hat cops.
I love the guy with 15" arms who settles in for a giant set on the machine i'm about to use. Each set uses nowhere near enough weight, failure's not even on the horizon. Unsure of the point of any of the sets, actually.
Then he looks at me in indignation when I mention i'd like to work in (OBVIOUS HINT), tells me unhurredly he's got 2 more sets-that someone's waiting is completely meaningless.
Next time they do that scream as lound as you can as you run right at them. They will not be bothering you anymore.
They would prolly try to arrest me for being on PCP if I did that. These are the dickhead "I am a cop so don't look at me wrong or I'll arrest you" superiority complex fuckwads. They look like shit, and lift like shit, but think they are the shit.
Shit.
I love the guy with 15" arms who's already 3 minutes in to a giant set on the machine i'm about to use. Each set uses nowhere near enough weight, failure's not even on the horizon. Unsure of the point of any of the sets, actually.
Then he looks at me in indignation when I mention i'd like to work in (OBVIOUS HINT), tells me unhurredly he's got 2 more sets. What's the hurry?
Sounds like alot of people here got scared by some police officers who were bigger and stronger than you. Then, after being afraid you run home and bitch about them on a board. It is funny the effect officers have on even the "toughest" dipshits that roam this planet. If everybody is so tough then why not say anything to them if they are truly in the wrong? And honestly, who the f**k cares if they were taking their time during their workout? If any of you guys knew how tiring the shifts and job were, you probably would cut them more slack.
how about farts that just hang around forever? man, someone ripped the other day that covered half the gym. of course, if it was me it would've been okay i guess ;D
People that consistently whine on the internet as if somebody wants to hear them squeal..
People who talk shit on the Internet and deep down, do believe they have a good physique. Sound familiar?
What is your point little man?
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm no longer the 113kg, 6'4" raging Hulk I used to be. Sorry. I'm down to a 'little' 104kgs due to lack of training and eating. But hey, I have other things to do that don't include bodybuilding. :-\
Then get lost before Alexxx picks you up and throughs you away like the little twig you seem to be.
Alexxx maybe you should go into remedial english or something. Your spelling is horrible.
He speaks and writes in 3 languages, which is probably 3 more than you do ::)
He speaks and writes in 3 languages, which is probably 3 more than you do ::)
I hate the guy who puts on too much weight then asks for you to spot his almost quarter squats.
alexxx speaks Faganese. That's why he and Lucius get along so well.
Alexxx makes you look like Charlie Chaplin riding a unicycle while on a cocaine binge.
You are one dumb f**k. OUTWITS you stupid immigrant. And you claim to read and write three languages. Is everything from your mouth a lie? Do tell.
I'm guessing you would know from experience. I really couldn't say. Maybe you should write a coherent sentence about your thoughts in order for others to respond.
Your stupidity astounds me.
My vocabularly is much better than you believe (not that I care) and Canadian is not a race, it is an ethnicity/nationality. And furthermore I do not hate you merely your spelling and grammar. I tried to bring it to your attention nicely and you turned it into a verbal which I continued. If you want to drop it, we can.
You came at Alexxx like a deranged rabbit and now ask him to stop the brutal owning of your stupid posts? Get lost shrimp!
Hahaha Alexxx ownes you hahahah
You are one dumb f**k. OUTWITS you stupid immigrant. And you claim to read and write three languages. Is everything from your mouth a lie? Do tell.
The thing Alexxx doesn't tell anyone is he only knows phrases he uses allot in 3 languages. These include
1. Yes I'll swallow for another $5
2. Please stick it in deeper I can take it.
3. Please not on the face I just plucked my eyebrows
4. Do you have any tissues
5. Don't worry I'll lick it off your balls too
There are more but this is what he has on his resume.
Fat chicks who lift weights. THEY ARENT GONNA MAKE YOU SKINNY, GET YOUR TUBBY ASS ON A TREADMILL.
The thing Alexxx doesn't tell anyone is he only knows phrases he uses allot in 3 languages. These include
1. Yes I'll swallow for another $5
2. Please stick it in deeper I can take it.
3. Please not on the face I just plucked my eyebrows
4. Do you have any tissues
5. Don't worry I'll lick it off your balls too
There are more but this is what he has on his resume.
Umm...lifting weights made me lose a ton of weight. I only did cardio to help me lose the last 20/30 or so. I never touched cardio up to that point.
You touched something in my bed last night but it wasn't called cardio ;)
You touched something in my bed last night but it wasn't called cardio ;)
Yes, it was the bedpost I used to hit you to keep you away from me ;)
Top 5 things OnlyMe does at the gym:
5. Aerobics because he say his next best friend there bobly bob
4. Lists all the bodybuilders in chronological order to anyone willing to give a shit.
3. Makes pudding in the bathroom and licks the stalls clean.
2. Checks out all the samoan men that are smaller then him and makes sure to wear a dress to their first date.
1. Practices Kamasutra on the gym benches will making googly eyes at the big Kohuhu Chief!
Onlyme don't mess with somebody far beyond your verbal trashing skills level! :P
Top 5 things OnlyMe does at the gym:
5. Aerobics because he say his next best friend there bobly bob
4. Lists all the bodybuilders in chronological order to anyone willing to give a shit.
3. Makes pudding in the bathroom and licks the stalls clean.
2. Checks out all the samoan men that are smaller then him and makes sure to wear a dress to their first date.
1. Practices Kamasutra on the gym benches will making googly eyes at the big Kohuhu Chief!
Onlyme don't mess with somebody far beyond your verbal trashing skills level! :P
I promise I won't. I just keep messing with you since it's so easy. What the hell does any of that say. Are you mixing all your languages together.
Watch what you say to Alexxx. We are allies and if you declare war against one, you declare war against both >:(
You two are bum buddies, that's all. :-*
ok Alexxx only had a minute to type all that up but if you are asking for it Alexxx will bring it!
Measure your words. :(
You can measure the imprint of my knucles on your head, buddy! :o
I recently started working at a college and get access to their gym. i've only been there a few times and i just want to tell evryone what they're doing wrong but a couple of things that stand out are: these 2 guys on the flat bench, warming up with 115, talking really loudly about how they're just warming up and then max out at 135. also skinny guys that just work abs and stare at them in the mirror.
I recently started working at a college and get access to their gym. i've only been there a few times and i just want to tell evryone what they're doing wrong but a couple of things that stand out are: these 2 guys on the flat bench, warming up with 115, talking really loudly about how they're just warming up and then max out at 135. also skinny guys that just work abs and stare at them in the mirror.
I have a lot of things that I won't ever do in the gym that I see everyday...
1. baseball hats cocked sideways and the bill not bent
2. bandana
3. arm bands
4. the snug super tight under armour tights
5. the one pant leg up and other down
6. shirts that say "will work for protein" or "my grandma squats more than you" or "you dont know squat" or anything like.
7. sunglasses
People still wear bandanas? :-\
some guys at the gym i go to wear green ones, orange ones, purple ones, and american flag ones.
no
ok, its changed ;D
Team Jesus, this guy needs to be taught a lesson >:(. To the Christcave! ;D
Where shall we meet? The X or the Y? oh I got a great Idea!
Lets make it on the Religion board!
Maybe he should get his money back because his English sucks. I think he speaks two languages: poor English and Canadian English (Get ooot!). Well, I guess it is not much better than all the other fucking immigrants. Lucious get off his nuts and don't fight his battles. You look even dumber than he does defending his English speaking/writing when anyone can plainly see that it is not good.
We can meet at the Arnold Classic next year and have a Greco-Roman wrestling match followed by a marathon. Are you game? >:(
Wow. That didn't sound gay at all.Straight as the universe is wide...
Nope. Very hetrosexual. :P
Wow. That didn't sound gay at all.
Nope. Very hetrosexual. :P
1. Don't put your weights backYou forgot one...people who think they're huge and leave 40 plates on the leg press.
2. Slam the plates on the bar to get attention like; "Hey, look at me, I'm strong" :(!
3.Wearing the same stinky ass clothes to the gym everyday and not washing them.
4. Kissing.
5. Men wearing spandex.
6. Sitting on the equipment holding a conversation.
7. Asking people to spot you on a weight you can't even get off the bar just to show off.
8. Excessive yelling.
9. People preaching.
10. People leaving hair care product on the equipment after they lift and don't clean it up.
11. People asking you questions while you are trying to lift.
Straight as the universe is wide...
I laugh everytime I see your avatar because I can't help but immediately think of "DO YOU SUCK DICKS? ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?" LMAO