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I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.
Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.
Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.
Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.
Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.
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*cough*bullshit*cough*
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I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.
Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.
Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.
Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.
Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.
Sorry but a chick who is "skinny as fuck" isn't going to be anymore than a 6 or 7.
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*cough*bullshit*cough*
Now it is stored firmly in my memory banks and on Getbig for posterity.
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Didn't even read the lies, but +1 on my post count. Thanks!
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Sorry but a chick who is "skinny as fuck" isn't going to be anymore than a 6 or 7.
Fat with a hint of cellulite more appealing to you?
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Can anyone else thinking of starting one of these Jackanory posts please use bullet points.
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Didn't even read the lies, but +1 on my post count. Thanks!
You another post count fag?
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Can anyone else thinking of starting one of these Jackanory posts please use bullet points.
Bullet points make it seem too impersonal and not really my style. Thanks for your input though ;)
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Fat with a hint of cellulite more appealing to you?
I would take that over an anorexic. ;D
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Can anyone else thinking of starting one of these Jackanory posts please use bullet points.
went out
came home
watched porn
had a wank
i think that sums his story up nicely
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watched porn
had a wank
cried himself to sleep
(http://i.imgur.com/Z2V1tm4.jpg)
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went out
came home
Stayed in
watched porn
had a wank
i think that sums his story up nicely
fixed
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I would take that over an anorexic. ;D
Dude on an lower level, a primal level your loins will respond to a toned lady with low body fat. It is automatic brother, not intentional and you can't stop it. I didn't realise the emotive power of such a woman until she was consuming my semen with one look at the bar.
went out
came home
watched porn
had a wank
i think that sums his story up nicely
Your every day is not everyone's every day.
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fixed
;D
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I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.
Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.
Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.
Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.
Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.
and that's the truth and i'm sticking with it.
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Dude on an lower level, a primal level your loins will respond to a toned lady with low body fat. It is automatic brother, not intentional and you can't stop it. I didn't realise the emotive power of such a woman until she was consuming my semen with one look at the bar.
Your every day is not everyone's every day.
here is my day brother
went out
fucked rascall fulls mother in the ass
threw up
had counselling
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here is my day brother
went out
fucked rascall fulls mother in the ass
didnt feel anything
threw up
had counselling
fixed.
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here is my day brother
went out
fucked rascall fulls mother in the ass
threw up
had counselling
Very intelligent and witty amigo. I wish I could engage so happily in this type of childsih banter but where is the novelty?
Your mother jokes passed their sell by date back in 1998 and I don't wish to return there. You are a bit of a nut hugger in my estimation so I would rather you 'out' yourself now anyway... ;)
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fixed.
Oh brother....stop 'fixing' please.... ::)
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Now it is stored firmly in my memory banks and on Getbig for posterity.
And not a single pic of this dame is posted... ::)
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I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.
Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.
Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.
Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.
Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.
You sound like the kinda guy who wipes from the front.
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You sound like the kinda guy who wipes from the front.
Did you come to that conclusion after you "adjusted" his sack?
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And not a single pic of this dame is posted... ::)
You want photos show some respect you little kunt.
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You sound like the kinda guy who wipes from the front.
Yeah I would wipe you out in about two seconds 'big chiro' ::)
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watched porn
had a wank
cried himself to sleep
(http://i.imgur.com/Z2V1tm4.jpg)
Haha this is a great figure
I'm proud to replicate it at the top of this page.
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Very intelligent and witty amigo. I wish I could engage so happily in this type of childsih banter but where is the novelty?
Your mother jokes passed their sell by date back in 1998 and I don't wish to return there. You are a bit of a nut hugger in my estimation so I would rather you 'out' yourself now anyway... ;)
i wasnt joking brother
your mother is a nasty whore
who likes it hard in the ass
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You want photos show some respect you little kunt.
"little"? I resent that you crosseyed, pimple backed virgin.
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Yeah I would wipe you out in about two seconds 'big chiro' ::)
Sounds like you're cruising for a bruising if you keep up that lip, boy.
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i wasnt joking brother
your mother is a nasty whore
who likes it hard in the ass
Mmm I have thought long and hard about this and it has yet to affect me...
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(http://i.imgur.com/Z2V1tm4.jpg)
:D
This is pretty much my life from Monday-Thursday apart from that I train after I wake up and don't cry myself to sleep. ;D
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Mmm I have thought long and hard about this and it has yet to affect me...
Its because the lack of attention from your mother growing up has left you cold.
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Sounds like you're cruising for a bruising if you keep up that lip, boy.
I better be quiet then or you might leap out on my keyboard and give me a black (slanty) eye.
Consider me warned Noodles....
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Did you come to that conclusion after you "adjusted" his sack?
Caput Succedaneum.
This is your diagnosis.
Look it up. :D
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Its because the lack of attention from your mother growing up has left you cold.
Huh, what you trying to say bitch?
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I better be quiet then or you might leap out on my keyboard and give me a black (slanty) eye.
Consider me warned Noodles....
Its Jon Harridan
(http://s11.postimage.org/f8x08hlv7/protein.jpg)
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I better be quiet then or you might leap out on my keyboard and give me a black (slanty) eye.
Consider me warned Noodles....
Your submission is noted. I retract my threats.
Congrats on the slore 8)
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Caput Succedaneum.
This is your diagnosis.
Look it up. :D
;D
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Mmm I have thought long and hard about this and it has yet to affect me...
the bitch needs diapers now bro
get your ass to the supermarket
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Whoa, slow down bitches.....This is timeout///
To all you sleepy, jealous, cross eyed, little motherf*ckers....yes SOME men do have sex with hot women. I know it is beyond your limited understanding but so is the fax machine.
Doesn't mean it can't happen.
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;D
I just got tested over this today. I'm not lying when is say that I wrote "Chaos" in my book next to this section to help me memorize it LOL 8)
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I just got tested over this today. I'm not lying when is say that I wrote "Chaos" in my book next to this section to help me memorize it LOL 8)
Glad I could help. 8)
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I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.
Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.
Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.
Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.
Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.
Yeah ok but was she wider than Heath?
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Guys, just back off Rascal. Back the fuck off!
Does anyone remember jtsunamy and his oneliners towards me? ;D
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Bigmc I am sincerly sorry that in this particular story you are not on receiving end of 'the cock'.
I know this must make you insanely jealous but remember it is 1/365 and the rest of the year you are on your grazed knees sucking until your throat hurts, mouth full of sperm.....look on the brightside brother.... ;)
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Guys, just back off Rascal. Back the fuck off!
Does anyone remember jtsunamy and his oneliners towards me? ;D
Cleanest Natural trying to make yet another thread about him.
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:D
This is pretty much my life from Monday-Thursday apart from that I train after I wake up and don't cry myself to sleep. ;D
Are you saying there is crying to sleep on Fri-Sun ST?
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Good Job Rascall, well done son.
You got to teach me how you do it.
I just freeze the fuck up all the time.
I am useless at socializing without charlie. ;)
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Guys, just back off Rascal. Back the fuck off!
Does anyone remember jtsunamy and his oneliners towards me? ;D
Who is Jtsunamy? Please don't say you think I am someone else Seb?
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Good Job Rascall, well done son.
You got to teach me how you do it.
I just freeze the fuck up all the time.
I am useless at socializing without charlie. ;)
Haha hey man I think it was a lucky accident! I was too fucked up to care and the cards landed in my direction on this occasion.
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Who is Jtsunamy? Please don't say you think I am someone else Seb?
he was a funny flaming gay gimmick who would say this whenever poeple would gang up on me haha
he was hilarious and at times annoying .. would sent me PM's "can I smell your arm pit?" and stuff like that ;D
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he was a funny flaming gay gimmick who would say this whenever poeple would gang up on me haha
he was hilarious and at times annoying .. would sent me PM's "can I smell your arm pit?" and stuff like that ;D
Mission accomplished, nice work CN.
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Haha hey man I think it was a lucky accident! I was too fucked up to care and the cards landed in my direction on this occasion.
Monica was in the Gym today and it was quiet too, still didn't say a word to her, although I took a quick video of her doing lunges :(
Fucking hysterical thing now is that she is now copying me.
So check this out I am doing Lat Pull downs today but rather than sitting on the seat I have this thing where I sit on the floor and do em, gives me a better stretch.
So ten minutes later I am looking over at the Lat Pull Down machine and Monica is doing Lat Pull Down, BUT NOW ON THE FLOOR LIKE ME!
Swear she has NEVER done that b4.
I think that's got to be a sign she is into me no?
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he was a funny flaming gay gimmick who would say this whenever poeple would gang up on me haha
he was hilarious and at times annoying .. would sent me PM's "can I smell your arm pit?" and stuff like that ;D
Ok man, so what is the link? Btw do you know this simple simon turd? He is stalking you and commenting repeatedly on my thread.
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Bigmc I am sincerly sorry that in this particular story you are not on receiving end of 'the cock'.
I know this must make you insanely jealous but remember it is 1/365 and the rest of the year you are on your grazed knees sucking until your throat hurts, mouth full of sperm.....look on the brightside brother.... ;)
did you type this one handed gargles balls
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Monica was in the Gym today and it was quiet too, still didn't say a word to her, although I took a quick video of her doing lunges :(
Fucking hysterical thing now is that she is now copying me.
So check this out I am doing Lat Pull downs today but rather than sitting on the seat I have this thing where I sit on the floor and do em, gives me a better stretch.
So ten minutes later I am looking over at the Lat Pull Down machine and Monica is doing Lat Pull Down, BUT NOW ON THE FLOOR LIKE ME!
Swear she has NEVER done that b4.
I think that's got to be a sign she is into me no?
Sounds like she is absorbing your every move and then replicating bro. I would take this as a very positive sign and go over and make conversation.
Also this officially gives you license to comment on her technique and rom, etc... :)
Make it count Uncle J!
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Ok man, so what is the link? Btw do you know this simple simon turd? He is stalking you and commenting repeatedly on my thread.
You would do well to team up with Sevaste, you are a lot alike.
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did you type this one handed gargles balls
Huh, what's up bitch?
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You would do well to team up with Sevaste, you are a lot alike.
Bro you can fuck off if you want. I have nothing against you YET but you are starting to register on my 'asshole' scale...??
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Bro you can fuck off if you want. I have nothing against you YET but you are starting to register on my 'asshole' scale...??
You keep a record of all the assholes you have had?
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Sounds like she is absorbing your every move and then replicating bro. I would take this as a very positive sign and go over and make conversation.
Also this officially gives you license to comment on her technique and rom, etc... :)
Make it count Uncle J!
Yeah but on a serious note her form is shocking on lat pull downs, like leans all the way back and just uses her arms.
I should just go over there and be like hey Monica don't mean to be rude but this is how you could be doing it and give me a shout if you wanna train sometime etc.
Haha I am dreaming I am way to much of a pussy to say that.
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You keep a record of all the assholes you have had?
he is quite anal about it
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I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.
Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.
Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.
Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.
Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.
Tall women are not attractive. Long gangly limbs with large feet and hands, which being thin only emphasizes.
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Ok man, so what is the link? Btw do you know this simple simon turd? He is stalking you and commenting repeatedly on my thread.
it's ukjeff .. remeber him? ;D
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You keep a record of all the assholes you have had?
What are you drinking?
Yeah but on a serious note her form is shocking on lat pull downs, like leans all the way back and just uses her arms.
I should just go over there and be like hey Monica don't mean to be rude but this is how you could be doing it and give me a shout if you wanna train sometime etc.
Haha I am dreaming I am way to much of a pussy to say that.
Yeah, just grab hold of the pulldown and show her how to do a few reps. Keep smiling as you do this and it will break the ice. I have a habit of putting too much importance on this type of interaction so please don't do this. he is quite anal about it
Oh bro....please...what the fuck?
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it's ukjeff .. remeber him? ;D
Before I joined but I gather he is a kunt?
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it's ukjeff .. remeber him? ;D
That guy looked fantastic, whatever happened to him?
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That guy looked fantastic, whatever happened to him?
He became you....bitter, rejected, despondant....and fat??
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Timeout/// No more bigcocks or simplessimon please god....
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He became you....bitter, rejected, despondant....and fat??
uk jeff ..the butt of all jokes ;D
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uk jeff ..the butt of all jokes ;D
I don't know but he seems fascinated by you my friend....keeps following you from thread to thread. I read your posts and then expect to skip the next one because it is him.....again.... ::)
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Make you feel more secure with your little alteration?
Thanks puff...
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Oh boy.....what a mess of jock sniffing maggots this thread has unearthed. Nigmac and simpleslime seem to be one and the same... ::)
I didn't realise being alive and tasting female flesh would elict this amount of jealousy but maybe I under-estimated the virgin fan boys that would detest the thought of another man sampling delights beyond their imagination.
Fuck you maggots...go back to sniffing jock straps you little kunts...
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Tall women are not attractive. Long gangly limbs with large feet and hands, which being thin only emphasizes.
Epic short guy rationalization
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I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.
Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.
Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.
Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.
Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.
lol. since when is a 5'11 chick a 10/10? A girl over 5'9 is unnatractive, plain and simple.
hell even 5'9 is pushing it. always had problems getting hard with women 5'7-5'8...their big hands and feet freak me out/turn me off
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Tall women are not attractive. Long gangly limbs with large feet and hands, which being thin only emphasizes.
lol...sorry I missed this.
buy anyways...what this guy said.
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Sorry but a chick who is "skinny as fuck" isn't going to be anymore than a 6 or 7.
a 6 becomes a 10 when drunk
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lol. since when is a 5'11 chick a 10/10? A girl over 5'9 is unnatractive, plain and simple.
hell even 5'9 is pushing it. always had problems getting hard with women 5'7-5'8...their big hands and feet freak me out/turn me off
Are you for real? 5'11 means long legs brother....I didn't measure her feet or hands but they weren't a problem.
a 6 becomes a 10 when drunk
This is true but I can still judge a 10 drunk or sober. Call it a practised eye...
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Sounds like Rascal full of shit is protesting a bit much
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A skinny 5'11" with gangly arms and legs is not a Ten, "brah"
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The first thing I do after a sexual conquest is rush to my computer and poast a 500 word report on the internet tubules, anxiously awaiting feedback from anonymous autists obsessed with race relations and mascular gains.
I am alpha.
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You know, I was going to say that this story was garbage, but according to what I learned in my PR writing course a couple years ago, this story actually qualifies for "newsworthiness":
"Timeliness" - he *just* fucked a 10/10. This is fresh news!
"Novelty" - The story is unique, it's novel. OP never fucks 10/10s
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ah i see what rascal did... come on here and make up fine story in order to help him keep telling himself hes not gay.
good job!
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This is true but I can still judge a 10 drunk or sober. Call it a practised eye...
same here, i never truly understood the women looking hotter when drunk think.
All the fat and ugly women i had drunken sex with in younger years didnt look better after countless bottles of broon ale, i just cared less because of being drunk.
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Didn't even read the lies, but +1 on my post count. Thanks!
+2
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assballs tool failing to convince people he isnt a lying turd in this thread
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same here, i never truly understood the women looking hotter when drunk think.
All the fat and ugly women i had drunken sex with in younger years didnt look better after countless bottles of broon ale, i just cared less because of being drunk.
Haha yeah same here buddy.
assballs tool failing to convince people he isnt a lying turd in this thread
Failing to convince a bunch of dickheads people in this thread? How will I cope without the affirmation of such getbig 'legends' as yourself?... ::)
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the only thing anyone is convinced of is that you are struggling with your "manhood" and making up stories like a child to help convince yourself you aint queer as hell inside
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Haha yeah same here buddy.
Failing to convince a bunch of dickheads people in this thread? How will I cope without the affirmation of such getbig 'legends' as yourself?... ::)
lol…you're desperate for your story to be believed hence all the aggression when people tell you its bullshit.
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lol…you're desperate for your story to be believed hence all the aggression when people tell you its bullshit.
pot kettle
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I went out with a few friends this past weekend and now reliving the memories. This is my version of events as it transpired through the lens of my drunken and drugged self.
Went for a few drinks and steadily got to that stage where you are doing shots repeatedly with no thought for tomorrow. Remember looking around the dimly lit bar smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt. Trying to focus on people but they kept sliding in and out of focus. Realised I was pretty useless to myself, man or beast at this point. Did another shot anyway for the fun of it. Decided to retreat to the men's room for a much needed piss and to inspect the damage in the mirror. Had a word with myself, splashed some water on my face and went back out for round two.
Venturing into the bar from a different angle everything looked different particularly the long legged honey at the bar. Fucccck....why did I get this drunk??...she was stunning. I tried to act sober but too late for that. Oh man....might as well have some fun.
Blonde, 5'11, skinny as fuck but toned in a very pleasing way, way too small clothes, perfect teeth, gleaming eyes, viagra on fucking legs.
She had a crowd with her and wasn't saying much or drinking anything. I decided to act now or wake up the next morning regretting everything. I know you know that feeling.
Bought a drink for me and all her friends and the next thing I know she is leaning against me at the bar, eyes flashing up at me and sending little electric shocks to my balls. I can't remember saying anything to her but I can't have fucked up because she was spinning on my erect cock all night.
::) guys like you are a dime a dozen...
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pot kettle
Whats my story ?
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lol…you're desperate for your story to be believed hence all the aggression when people tell you its bullshit.
he isnt exactly being nonchalant about his fake story
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lol…you're desperate for your story to be believed hence all the aggression when people tell you its bullshit.
Wrong sucker, I don't mind whether it is believed or not. I just find you and bigmc irritating.
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Any pics of Rascals balls or this 10/10 yet?
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watched porn
had a wank
cried himself to sleep
(http://i.imgur.com/Z2V1tm4.jpg)
cool picture
very profound
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Any pics of Rascals balls or this 10/10 yet?
his camera wasnt working :-\
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That's why I take video's and pics and post them that way I can't be accused of bullshiting etc....just saying.
I got one of Monica now but its terrible you can't even see her properly cos I had to pull out quick.
We all pulled out.
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We all pulled out.
;D