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So today me and my wife where headed to Costco, being new to the area, I thought I knew how to get there but at a stop light I whipped out my phone just to make sure I was on the right track. About this time I hear someone right next to be laying on the horn. I didn't pay much attention at first but the. After like 30 secs I looked up like wtf to see a middle age mAn waving his finger at me like I'm a 5 year old (Texas just passed a hands free cellphone law 2 weeks ago)
For some reason this really pissed me off and I flip him off and tell him to go fuck himself. He speeds up next to me and unrolls his window as I do mine. We come to a stop and I'm already unbuckling my setbelt to see what the old mans about. Before I'm able to say anything he says "you want to try something with a cop" now the man in me wants to say you fucking off duty bitch hiding behind his badge. Then he says "you want to take it to the next level" in bitting my tounge as I know what the sensible thing to do and I say no sir and he drives off with us both giving each other a death stare
I know what I was doing isn't legal now but I was at a stop light, was I in the wrong yes. Was he bring a fucking prick? Honking and waving and pointing at me yes.
I'm pretty sure the fact I'm white is the reason I'm not in jail lol
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Fuck him. What a fucking cock face.
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Don't think you'll find much love here.
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Don't think you'll find much love here.
Lot of cop supports?
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So today me and my wife where headed to Costco, being new to the area, I thought I knew how to get there but at a stop light I whipped out my phone just to make sure I was on the right track. About this time I hear someone right next to be laying on the horn. I didn't pay much attention at first but the. After like 30 secs I looked up like wtf to see a middle age mAn waving his finger at me like I'm a 5 year old (Texas just passed a hands free cellphone law 2 weeks ago)
For some reason this really pissed me off and I flip him off and tell him to go fuck himself. He speeds up next to me and unrolls his window as I do mine. We come to a stop and I'm already unbuckling my setbelt to see what the old mans about. Before I'm able to say anything he says "you want to try something with a cop" now the man in me wants to say you fucking off duty bitch hiding behind his badge. Then he says "you want to take it to the next level" in bitting my tounge as I know what the sensible thing to do and I say no sir and he drives off with us both giving each other a death stare
I know what I was doing isn't legal now but I was at a stop light, was I in the wrong yes. Was he bring a fucking prick? Honking and waving and pointing at me yes.
I'm pretty sure the fact I'm white is the reason I'm not in jail lol
Lol @ saying "no sir". I'm indifferent when it comes to police, I usually show them respect but in this case I would have told him shut his yap or I'd whip his ass.
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Lot of cop supports?
I was hoping this shitty story ended with him shooting you in the face
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So today me and my wife where headed to Costco, being new to the area, I thought I knew how to get there but at a stop light I whipped out my phone just to make sure I was on the right track. About this time I hear someone right next to be laying on the horn. I didn't pay much attention at first but the. After like 30 secs I looked up like wtf to see a middle age mAn waving his finger at me like I'm a 5 year old (Texas just passed a hands free cellphone law 2 weeks ago)
For some reason this really pissed me off and I flip him off and tell him to go fuck himself. He speeds up next to me and unrolls his window as I do mine. We come to a stop and I'm already unbuckling my setbelt to see what the old mans about. Before I'm able to say anything he says "you want to try something with a cop" now the man in me wants to say you fucking off duty bitch hiding behind his badge. Then he says "you want to take it to the next level" in bitting my tounge as I know what the sensible thing to do and I say no sir and he drives off with us both giving each other a death stare
I know what I was doing isn't legal now but I was at a stop light, was I in the wrong yes. Was he bring a fucking prick? Honking and waving and pointing at me yes.
I'm pretty sure the fact I'm white is the reason I'm not in jail lol
Bluetooth. Get it. There is movie called "Locke", and the whole movie is him having multiple convoys in his vehicle, hands free.
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Lot of cop supports?
Nope, just hate people on cell phones. ;D
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Nope, just hate people on cell phones. ;D
Hey I'm it one thing to see someone doing 80 driving like there drunk because there texting and another at a stop light.
Are we all guilty of it sure we are, I don't make a habit of it
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So today me and my wife where headed to Costco, being new to the area, I thought I knew how to get there but at a stop light I whipped out my phone just to make sure I was on the right track. About this time I hear someone right next to be laying on the horn. I didn't pay much attention at first but the. After like 30 secs I looked up like wtf to see a middle age mAn waving his finger at me like I'm a 5 year old (Texas just passed a hands free cellphone law 2 weeks ago)
For some reason this really pissed me off and I flip him off and tell him to go fuck himself. He speeds up next to me and unrolls his window as I do mine. We come to a stop and I'm already unbuckling my setbelt to see what the old mans about. Before I'm able to say anything he says "you want to try something with a cop" now the man in me wants to say you fucking off duty bitch hiding behind his badge. Then he says "you want to take it to the next level" in bitting my tounge as I know what the sensible thing to do and I say no sir and he drives off with us both giving each other a death stare
I know what I was doing isn't legal now but I was at a stop light, was I in the wrong yes. Was he bring a fucking prick? Honking and waving and pointing at me yes.
I'm pretty sure the fact I'm white is the reason I'm not in jail lol
before he identified himself
you were ready to throw hands over fuck all
grow the fuck up
look at the stats of people having serious and fatal accidents using their phones at the wheel
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Some guys might be off the clock but they're never off duty.
People like this guy have serious identity issues. It won't end well for him.
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Sounds like you were breaking the law, here in america that is usually results in death by cop
You got off lucky just liking like a beta
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Bluetooth. Get it. There is movie called "Locke", and the whole movie is him having multiple convoys in his vehicle, hands free.
I have it built in to my car I was just trying to Google the address to put into maps. After that the directions would have been played over the speakers. I should have done it before I left but I thought I knew where I was going... Me being a jackass
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before he identified himself
you were ready to throw hands over fuck all
grow the fuck up
look at the stats of people having serious and fatal accidents using their phones at the wheel
I don't throw hands unless the other person does first. Show me these people who have died using a phone at a stop light
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Sounds like you were breaking the law, here in america that is usually results in death by cop
You got off lucky just liking like a beta
What's the saying? Better to live on your feet then die on your knees. I should have thrown out a yolo and a only God can judge me and went physical
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"you want to take it to the next level"
'' no sir''
Pussy
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Pussy
I honestly felt like one, but hey what are you going to do? Go to jail over bs?
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I have it built in to my car I was just trying to Google the address to put into maps. After that the directions would have been played over the speakers. I should have done it before I left but I thought I knew where I was going... Me being a jackass
You were riding with your wife. I take it you were driving. Have her google it.
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You were riding with your wife. I take it you were driving. Have her google it.
That was another option, it was my fuck up no doubt about it.
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I honestly felt like one, but hey what are you going to do? Go to jail over bs?
You tell him , ''go fuck yourself '' and drive off , he can't arrest you for that.
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Cops definitely have something wrong with them.
Maybe the same quote stated by Uberman applies to cops.
Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.
Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by becoming cops, and to own a badge and a gun to survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They bully others obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as much power as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will become cops route to get a gun in attempts to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.
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Was it a white cop? ;D
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sorry you had to put up with a jerk like that. Im usually pretty forgiving of cops but this guy sounds out of line. If hes off duty he should just mind his own business. generally speaking cops in the states are discouraged from taking off duty action unless its a life threatening situation. Using your phone while driving is a civil infraction or violation..... Its not exactly the crime of the century, no need for him to do or say shit to you.
His "authority" in that situation is pretty limited. for such a low level offense it would not justify him taking off duty action. guy sounds like hes on a power trip.
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So today me and my wife where headed to Costco, being new to the area, I thought I knew how to get there but at a stop light I whipped out my phone just to make sure I was on the right track. About this time I hear someone right next to be laying on the horn. I didn't pay much attention at first but the. After like 30 secs I looked up like wtf to see a middle age mAn waving his finger at me like I'm a 5 year old (Texas just passed a hands free cellphone law 2 weeks ago)
For some reason this really pissed me off and I flip him off and tell him to go fuck himself. He speeds up next to me and unrolls his window as I do mine. We come to a stop and I'm already unbuckling my setbelt to see what the old mans about. Before I'm able to say anything he says "you want to try something with a cop" now the man in me wants to say you fucking off duty bitch hiding behind his badge. Then he says "you want to take it to the next level" in bitting my tounge as I know what the sensible thing to do and I say no sir and he drives off with us both giving each other a death stare
I know what I was doing isn't legal now but I was at a stop light, was I in the wrong yes. Was he bring a fucking prick? Honking and waving and pointing at me yes.
I'm pretty sure the fact I'm white is the reason I'm not in jail lol
The reason you're not in jail is b/c you complied and said "No sir"
No black man would ever have had the self control to do that. Hell, they don't even respect uniform cops.
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Was it a white cop? ;D
Yes he was lol
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The reason you're not in jail is b/c you complied and said "No sir"
No black man would ever have had the self control to do that. Hell, they don't even respect uniform cops.
Well I'm a believe that you give respect to the institution of law enforcement/public service as you have to in a organized society.
And when it come down to it I was wrong, but was it enough to warrant the response I got? No I don't think it was and is a classic example why most people don't like cops.
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sorry you had to put up with a jerk like that. Im usually pretty forgiving of cops but this guy sounds out of line. If hes off duty he should just mind his own business. generally speaking cops in the states are discouraged from taking off duty action unless its a life threatening situation. Using your phone while driving is a civil infraction or violation..... Its not exactly the crime of the century, no need for him to do or say shit to you.
His "authority" in that situation is pretty limited. for such a low level offense it would not justify him taking off duty action. guy sounds like hes on a power trip.
Thank you for that, that exactly how I felt, if I was driving at 70, swerving and endangering people sure I can see why he would do that and I would be way way wrong...
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Pretty comical :D
I always give basic respect but some cops are so artificially dominant.
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Well I'm a believe that you give respect to the institution of law enforcement/public service as you have to in a organized society.
And when it come down to it I was wrong, but was it enough to warrant the response I got? No I don't think it was and is a classic example why most people don't like cops.
Well said.
I would say that is one of the reasons cops are not well liked by the public.
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Pretty comical :D
I always give basic respect but some cops are so artificially dominant.
My old roommate was a cop, he had a tendency of going out to bars carting his gun and then start shit just to tell them or show them his gun and badge I was there for 2 of these events and he told me about a couple more. He was a real hot head the type that would end up shooting someone. I finally had to kick him out
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You were in the wrong. Had i been in the same situation I would have said sorry and got on with my day. Cop or no cop...
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So today me and my wife where headed to Costco, being new to the area, I thought I knew how to get there but at a stop light I whipped out my phone just to make sure I was on the right track. About this time I hear someone right next to be laying on the horn. I didn't pay much attention at first but the. After like 30 secs I looked up like wtf to see a middle age mAn waving his finger at me like I'm a 5 year old (Texas just passed a hands free cellphone law 2 weeks ago)
For some reason this really pissed me off and I flip him off and tell him to go fuck himself. He speeds up next to me and unrolls his window as I do mine. We come to a stop and I'm already unbuckling my setbelt to see what the old mans about. Before I'm able to say anything he says "you want to try something with a cop" now the man in me wants to say you fucking off duty bitch hiding behind his badge. Then he says "you want to take it to the next level" in bitting my tounge as I know what the sensible thing to do and I say no sir and he drives off with us both giving each other a death stare
I know what I was doing isn't legal now but I was at a stop light, was I in the wrong yes. Was he bring a fucking prick? Honking and waving and pointing at me yes.
I'm pretty sure the fact I'm white is the reason I'm not in jail lol
TL:DR:FY
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What area of texas are you in Mike?
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I don't throw hands unless the other person does first. Show me these people who have died using a phone at a stop light
For some reason this really pissed me off and I flip him off and tell him to go fuck himself. He speeds up next to me and unrolls his window as I do mine. We come to a stop and I'm already unbuckling my setbelt to see what the old mans about
so you were getting out the car to havea livelyt debate
you acted the big man with what you describe as an old person
then shat your pants when he put you in your place
the law is there for a reason the people that check their phones at stop lights are the people that constantly check their phones
ass a habit the same people that veer across lanes and kill innocent people
why do you think they passed the law you melon headed retard
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What area of texas are you in Mike?
San Antonio only been out here a few months
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For some reason this really pissed me off and I flip him off and tell him to go fuck himself. He speeds up next to me and unrolls his window as I do mine. We come to a stop and I'm already unbuckling my setbelt to see what the old mans about
so you were getting out the car to havea livelyt debate
you acted the big man with what you describe as an old person
then shat your pants when he put you in your place
the law is there for a reason the people that check their phones at stop lights are the people that constantly check their phones
ass a habit the same people that veer across lanes and kill innocent people
why do you think they passed the law you melon headed retard
Is this big mike cocks?? Just checked your not. I just checked and seems like your a dick in ever post you make. So go fuck off
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San Antonio only been out here a few months
its pretty nice in some areas there, not a bad place to live, you be able to get all the mexican gear you want.
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its pretty nice in some areas there, not a bad place to live, you be able to get all the mexican gear you want.
Haha I havnt even looked with all the domestic stuff these days. It's better to be hands off and a thousand miles away from each other
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Way to keep your cool. Good job
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Navy Mike, you should have told him about your "bum" knee. Surely, you would have been let go.
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Don't be an idiot and jump out of your car over a stupid road rage incident. That's how people get shot dumb dumb.
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Navy Mike, you should have told him about your "bum" knee. Surely, you would have been let go.
My plates say disabled navy veteran so he already knew what's up
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Don't be an idiot and jump out of your car over a stupid road rage incident. That's how people get shot dumb dumb.
Your exactly right I've never done anything like that. But that's a great way to get killed, I think it might be the diet and tren. It's not a excuse for my actions but a reality that I need to start keeping a eye out for and not let it happen again
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...stealthily moving into the running for best thread of 2015
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...stealthily moving into the running for best thread of 2015
I really getbiger would have been like " I don't give a fuck" ripped him out of his car and whopped his ass. Then got a high paid lawyer to make the city pay ME damages
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Too bad he didn't shoot you. Assholes like you endanger my family who might (God forbid) be on the same roads as you. Fuck off with your anti cop shit... This is about you being a douche bag.
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Too bad he didn't shoot you. Assholes like you endanger my family who might (God forbid) be on the same roads as you. Fuck off with your anti cop shit... This is about you being a douche bag.
Oh go fuck yourself. Make sure to tell your wife and kids to watch out for the guy on his phone at a stop light. He might not leave the stop light as soon as it turns green as he's distracted
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IMO, anyone who wastes the time of others jacking off on their phone when light turns green - much less doensn't immediately move when they hear the beep - is worthy of being facefcked with an 18 inch dildo.
If you need to check phone at light, you tell passenger to watch light for green. You don't just trust your own sense of random time estimation. Three or four people probably missed that light behind you, because you didn't learn directions to fcking costco before getting into traffic.
did the selfies you were taking at the light come out well? lots of likes on the twitter?
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Oh go fuck yourself. Make sure to tell your wife and kids to watch out for the guy on his phone at a stop light. He might not leave the stop light as soon as it turns green as he's distracted
I call it like I see it. Sorry to get your panties in a bunch... But you are still a douche nozzle.
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I call it like I see it. Sorry to get your panties in a bunch... But you are still a douche nozzle.
Haha
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IMO, anyone who wastes the time of others jacking off on their phone when light turns green - much less doensn't immediately move when they hear the beep - is worthy of being facefcked with an 18 inch dildo.
If you need to check phone at light, you tell passenger to watch light for green. You don't just trust your own sense of random time estimation. Three or four people probably missed that light behind you, because you didn't learn directions to fcking costco before getting into traffic.
did the selfies you were taking at the light come out well? lots of likes on the twitter?
I was too busy trying to check getbig... So in a way it's rons fault.
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I was too busy trying to check getbig... So in a away it's tons fault.
getbiggers have one girl tweeting for them while their hotter friend (an 11 out of 10) is giving road head.
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getbiggers have one girl tweeting for them while their hotter friend (an 11 out of 10) is giving road head.
Haha yes! That really made me laugh. I'd like to see a movie based on what we all think a getbiger is
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why do you use your phone while driving?
::)
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why do you use your phone while driving?
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Has to stay in constant contact with the outside world. Navy Mike is an important man.
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You shouldn't be fucking around on your phone while driving, it's annoying and not safe.
However the cop was an asshole for causing a commotion off duty over a minor offense.
Also do you cheat on your wife? Seems like just recently you were dating, maybe I'm thinking of somone else ???
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You shouldn't be fucking around on your phone while driving, it's annoying and not safe.
However the cop was an asshole for causing a commotion off duty over a minor offense.
Also do you cheat on your wife? Seems like just recently you were dating, maybe I'm thinking of somone else ???
I meet my wife about 8 months ago. We recently got married my last day in the military two weeks before we moved to Texas. Before that I was actively dating and posting on here about pof.
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So today me and my wife where headed to Costco, being new to the area, I thought I knew how to get there but at a stop light I whipped out my phone just to make sure I was on the right track. About this time I hear someone right next to be laying on the horn. I didn't pay much attention at first but the. After like 30 secs I looked up like wtf to see a middle age mAn waving his finger at me like I'm a 5 year old (Texas just passed a hands free cellphone law 2 weeks ago)
For some reason this really pissed me off and I flip him off and tell him to go fuck himself. He speeds up next to me and unrolls his window as I do mine. We come to a stop and I'm already unbuckling my setbelt to see what the old mans about. Before I'm able to say anything he says "you want to try something with a cop" now the man in me wants to say you fucking off duty bitch hiding behind his badge. Then he says "you want to take it to the next level" in bitting my tounge as I know what the sensible thing to do and I say no sir and he drives off with us both giving each other a death stare
I know what I was doing isn't legal now but I was at a stop light, was I in the wrong yes. Was he bring a fucking prick? Honking and waving and pointing at me yes.
I'm pretty sure the fact I'm white is the reason I'm not in jail lol
You and your wife, Bro you were on POF 4 months ago.
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You and your wife, Bro you were on POF 4 months ago.
Busted! :D
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I meet my wife about 8 months ago. We recently got married
It won't last , you'll get divorced before the end of 2016 .
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Busted! :D
No way. Let's see I meet my wife in lJune. Soon that what almost 8 months.. We talked for a little for a few weeks before we where official. Havnt been on match or pof since. But I still get 5 match emails a day no matter how many unsubscribes or emails I sent to them... It's ridiculous
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It won't last , you'll get divorced before the end of 2016 .
I'm on the fast track to become the next Howard!
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I'm on the fast track to become the next Howard!
That's not a good thing , why did you get married ? (don't tell me you love her)
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That's not a good thing , why did you get married ? (don't tell me you love her)
Navy Mike got married to a girl from POF..Fuck
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what's next???
Making a citizen's arrest to people on their phones???
I text at lights all the time. The car is in park as the lights here are retardedly long.
He was being a total asshole, there is no defending the way he traped you to act the way you did (as he probably knew you would, then say he's a cop)
For that...Fuck him.
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That's not a good thing , why did you get married ? (don't tell me you love her)
Haha well of course I love her. She was what I was looking for and we all agree that marriage is a financial agreement. Because she was married to service member she got instate tuition. Saved about 9000 (but if your a forgiener on a student visa you get instate tuition atomically) great right? The military helped with the move, va insurance plus tax reasons. Those are just to name a few. There are benefits to being married and draw backs
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My plates say disabled navy veteran so he already knew what's up
Probably why he puffed his chest out and acted like the dickhead he is.....probably figured you were totally crippled. If he thought you had even a slight chance of being able to defend yourself, he wouldn't confront without a few weapons in hand, and backup.
Hopefully the pompous asshole will confront someone with a little more gusto, and the prick will end up with a bat to the head......
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Navy Mike got married to a girl from POF..Fuck
Oh fuck no I was on pof the same time I meet her.. Meet her through a friend that lifted
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Navy Mike got married to a girl from POF..Fuck
Crazy , doomed to fail .
Haha well of course I love her. She was what I was looking for and we all agree that marriage is a financial agreement. Because she was married to service member she got instate tuition. Saved about 9000 (but if your a forgiener on a student visa you get instate tuition atomically) great right? The military helped with the move, va insurance plus tax reasons. Those are just to name a few. There are benefits to being married and draw backs
WTF you don't even know her .
I agree with the second part
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No way. Let's see I meet my wife in lJune. Soon that what almost 8 months.. We talked for a little for a few weeks before we where official. Havnt been on match or pof since. But I still get 5 match emails a day no matter how many unsubscribes or emails I sent to them... It's ridiculous
Part of you wonders if you rushed into the marriage too quick.
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No way. Let's see I meet my wife in lJune. Soon that what almost 8 months.. We talked for a little for a few weeks before we where official. Havnt been on match or pof since. But I still get 5 match emails a day no matter how many unsubscribes or emails I sent to them... It's ridiculous
Gimmick just got exposed.
"Navy_Mike" you are full of shit.
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Haha well of course I love her. She was what I was looking for and we all agree that marriage is a financial agreement. Because she was married to service member she got instate tuition. Saved about 9000 (but if your a forgiener on a student visa you get instate tuition atomically) great right? The military helped with the move, va insurance plus tax reasons. Those are just to name a few. There are benefits to being married and draw backs
So basically us taxpayers paid for your sham wedding and relocation...nice. Typical democrat always looking for freebies. Them and the immigrants.
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So basically us taxpayers paid for your sham wedding and relocation...nice. Typical democrat always looking for freebies. Them and the immigrants.
Terrible analogy.
Mike paid his dues by giving them 4+ years of his life.
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Terrible analogy.
Mike paid his dues by giving them 4+ years of his life.
Almost 9 years 3 deployments and countless underways and work ups away from home
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Part of you wonders if you rushed into the marriage too quick.
I think that's humnan nature. Of course there are times I quess stuff. But hey all i have control over is my self and how I act in the marriage. If I give it 100% and still dosht work then at the end of the day I know it wasn't my fault and I tired. But we are actually peeping for a show together and things are great I've never been happier
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Almost 9 years 3 deployments and countless u detests and work ups away from home
You sacrificed enough to merit that wedding, don't let these bitter leftist assholes convince you otherwise.
Comparing your service to a immigrant looking for handouts...give me a fucking break. ::)
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Terrible analogy.
Mike paid his dues by giving them 4+ years of his life.
I'm sure the people that actually contribute to the economy for 40-50 years of their lives are impressed by 4 years.
Poor disabled navy veteran on disability checks who despite all his hardship insists on trashing his body with juice and excessive strain through exercise to look good in a thong.
They should send you back, just for that, Mike.
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Gimmick just got exposed.
"Navy_Mike" you are full of shit.
I remember he posted his POF profile, he said he loved watching Arnold schwarzengger movies. we all laughed.
not saying his a gimmick, but the POF profile and then his married. Something smells.
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I remember he posted his POF profile, he said he loved watching Arnold schwarzengger movies. we all laughed.
not saying his a gimmick, but the POF profile and then his married. Something smells.
Haha I was just a smartass on pof looking to fuck then I meet my beautiful wife
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Sounds like road/roid rage....
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Haha I was just a smartass on pof looking to fuck then I meet my beautiful wife
you got married in that??? my man, please tell me that was rehearsals.
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Sounds like road/roid rage....
That's exactly what it was.. I've never been the type to "roid" rage. I think the diet puts me on edge to
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you got married in that??? my man, please tell me that was rehearsals.
Haha no she bought me that shirt and really liked it. We didn't want to waste are school money on a big wedding so we did the classy court house. But I booked a week in Maui as a present after are show in April
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So today me and my wife where headed to Costco, being new to the area, I thought I knew how to get there but at a stop light I whipped out my phone just to make sure I was on the right track. About this time I hear someone right next to be laying on the horn. I didn't pay much attention at first but the. After like 30 secs I looked up like wtf to see a middle age mAn waving his finger at me like I'm a 5 year old (Texas just passed a hands free cellphone law 2 weeks ago)
For some reason this really pissed me off and I flip him off and tell him to go fuck himself. He speeds up next to me and unrolls his window as I do mine. We come to a stop and I'm already unbuckling my setbelt to see what the old mans about. Before I'm able to say anything he says "you want to try something with a cop" now the man in me wants to say you fucking off duty bitch hiding behind his badge. Then he says "you want to take it to the next level" in bitting my tounge as I know what the sensible thing to do and I say no sir and he drives off with us both giving each other a death stare
I know what I was doing isn't legal now but I was at a stop light, was I in the wrong yes. Was he bring a fucking prick? Honking and waving and pointing at me yes.
I'm pretty sure the fact I'm white is the reason I'm not in jail lol
How did he prove he was a cop? With all the people who carry in Texas that guy is a dumb ass.
Fake badges are easy to come by.
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guy was probably just bluffing about being a cop. should have just shot him in the face and used stand your ground defence.
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guy was probably just bluffing about being a cop. should have just shot him in the face and used stand your ground defence.
Haha I'm pretty sure we have that law out here
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Should have taken down his license plate # and then use a back door(no homo) to hack into the DMV and get his info. Then fuck with him, his home, his car etc until you get bored...
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Haha I was just a smartass on pof looking to fuck then I meet my beautiful wife
That girl is way too good looking to marry a Vissy look-alike like you.
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That girl is way too good looking to marry a Vissy look-alike like you.
Ha I thought about posting us up in the looks don't matter to pull hot chick forum. I'm a prime example lol
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Ha I thought about posting us up in the looks don't matter to pull hot chick forum. I'm a prime example lol
Talk about punching up a weight class.
Good for you. She seems very nice.
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Haha I was just a smartass on pof looking to fuck then I meet my beautiful wife
Beautiful woman congrats bro . where is she from ? is it true that might take several months for the spouse to receive his or her green card ?
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I remember he posted his POF profile, he said he loved watching Arnold schwarzengger movies. we all laughed.
not saying his a gimmick, but the POF profile and then his married. Something smells.
No disrespect Mike but QB makes a great point you did get married pretty quickly.
Just to clear this up post two forms of identification, the marriage license, your wife's government issued id card while holding an upside down coffee cup.
Thanks in advance.
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i had your hair a while back. better massage the shit out of that scalp and those temples.
you'll PM me in 2 years thanking me. Seriously. and avoid that nioxin, and especially head and shoulders.
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i had your hair a while back. better massage the shit out of that scalp and those temples.
you'll PM me in 2 years thanking me. Seriously. and avoid that nioxin, and especially head and shoulders.
Haha I'll start now!
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No disrespect Mike but QB makes a great point you did get married pretty quickly.
Just to clear this up post two forms of identification, the marriage license, your wife's government issued id card while holding an upside down coffee cup.
Thanks in advance.
OMR approved
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Beautiful woman congrats bro . where is she from ? is it true that might take several months for the spouse to receive his or her green card ?
Haha born and raised in Cali. She really down to earth and not full of herself being so good looking It was a concern when I first meet her. She proved me wrong
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i had your hair a while back. better massage the shit out of that scalp and those temples.
you'll PM me in 2 years thanking me. Seriously. and avoid that nioxin, and especially head and shoulders.
What's wrong with nioxin? I was under the impression its somewhat effective but with no sides?
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Haha I'll start now!
I got thin fast in late 30s. So I shaved my head for a few months, totally cleaned out every pore.
Then I started scalp massage on a regular basis. And rogaine. I let it grow. And it is coming back in. I massage when I drive long distances, I rub it with a comb a few minutes, few times a day. it works. stimulated new growth. You're almost there with the temples. Attack them daily!
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i had your hair a while back. better massage the shit out of that scalp and those temples.
you'll PM me in 2 years thanking me. Seriously. and avoid that nioxin, and especially head and shoulders.
On a serious note I'm worried it's thinning everyone says its in my head but I don't know. Do you have any advice? Start rogain now?
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Haha born and raised in Cali. She really down to earth and not full of herself being so good looking It was a concern when I first meet her. She proved me wrong
How many years has "she" been a "she"?
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What's wrong with nioxin? I was under the impression its somewhat effective but with no sides?
A lot of us dudes used it and it made a lot of hair that was barely hanging on, fall out and stay out. Head and shoulders is worse, it'll thin out a dude so quickly.
Oh, and add green smoothees too!
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How many years has "she" been a "she"?
Haha she's bern a women 26 years! Her whole life lol.
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On a serious note I'm worried it's thinning everyone says its in my head but I don't know. Do you have any advice? Start rogain now?
oh it's thinning, and in pics it's clearly a weak spot. If I were you, I would (in this order)
1) Go bang your bride. Congrats, man!
2) massage scalp
3) start drinking green smoothees
4) start rogaine - works on temples, but not always. You'll be on it forever, but it's cheap and fast. Foam.
5) remove stress from your life
6) keep scalp clean. Scrub gently, keep pores clean
I also cut down stressful bands, situations, people at the same time. I'll post pics at some point, once it's fully grown in. But it's come back in a major way. I can retrace pics thru the years - stress and hair loss difinitely connected. Youre running tren, so you can lose a lot in the next 6 months. Fight it!!
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On a serious note I'm worried it's thinning everyone says its in my head but I don't know. Do you have any advice? Start rogain now?
What about Roxanne "face", draining the collagen from your face aging you drastically.
This nioxin news has me freaking out.
I feel like halo.
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oh it's thinning, and in pics it's clearly a weak spot. If I were you, I would (in this order)
1) Go bang your bride. Congrats, man!
2) massage scalp
3) start drinking green smoothees
4) start rogaine - works on temples, but not always. You'll be on it forever, but it's cheap and fast. Foam.
5) remove stress from your life
6) keep scalp clean. Scrub gently, keep pores clean
I also cut down stressful bands, situations, people at the same time. I'll post pics at some point, once it's fully grown in. But it's come back in a major way. I can retrace pics thru the years - stress and hair loss difinitely connected. Youre running tren, so you can lose a lot in the next 6 months. Fight it!!
Thanks for that. I'm going to pick some up tomorrow and start. Better safe then sorry. I mean you can pay to get it back these days but I'd rather not drop 4k on my hair
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A lot of us dudes used it and it made a lot of hair that was barely hanging on, fall out and stay out. Head and shoulders is worse, it'll thin out a dude so quickly.
Oh, and add green smoothees too!
Thanks, I've actually heard about green smoothies from a homeopathic doctor, but I thought she was messing with me. Kelp and kale greens.
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From what I've read the temple loss of hair seems to be the most common. I miss spoke it's not thinning by that I ment my hairline temple area is thinning
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Thanks for that. I'm going to pick some up tomorrow and start. Better safe then sorry. I mean you can pay to get it back these days but I'd rather not drop 4k on my hair
LOL you wouldnt even drop 4k on your wedding.
Play on playboy, congratulations Navy Mike.
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Thanks for that. I'm going to pick some up tomorrow and start. Better safe then sorry. I mean you can pay to get it back these days but I'd rather not drop 4k on my hair
For me, hair plugs aren't a good option - not really the $ part of it - rather, how much work/time/upkeep comes with them. I know local musicians that got hair done at 40. By 45, they're receding behind it. Or the hair doesn't take. And when they do decide to finally shave it, their head is covered with those scars.
I wore it bald for a year total, I liked it. I wear it decent, and you look like you'll do too, if/when you ever go that route. If you had a peanut head, getbig would tell you. You're 30% peanut, but you can pull it off if youo never get fat. You get fat, your'e fcked bald.
Hopefully you can drag it out for a while. MASSAGE it, that's the #1 key, and most people don't do it. my wife is shocked at how my thinning spot is furry again. just gentle massage while you drive.
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LOL you wouldnt even drop 4k on your wedding.
Play on playboy, congratulations Navy Mike.
Wedding are the biggest waste of time and fuckinh money. They are super stressful. Your to worried about everyone else and the actual wedding last 5 mins and 15k is gone. When you could send 4k on a vacation for a week and live like a king.
Thank you tho
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Thanks, I've actually heard about green smoothies from a homeopathic doctor, but I thought she was messing with me. Kelp and kale greens.
any greens will work. mix it up. i like romaine/strawberries/bananas usually.
fistful lettuce + a few berries + 2 banana + 1 bottled water. BOOM. drink 1/3, save 1/3 in a protein shaker sealed in fridge. I make one at LUNCH, drink one at dinner, drink the other in AM, and then make the next one at lunchtime. Tell yourself you'll make it at 7 am and half the time, it's too much work.
there are many people that SWEAR by them, and have many recipes for them. I'll drink for a while, stop for a week, feel like crap, and start again. they're decent.
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any greens will work. mix it up. i like romaine/strawberries/bananas usually.
fistful lettuce + a few berries + 2 banana + 1 bottled water. BOOM. drink 1/3, save 1/3 in a protein shaker sealed in fridge. I make one at LUNCH, drink one at dinner, drink the other in AM, and then make the next one at lunchtime. Tell yourself you'll make it at 7 am and half the time, it's too much work.
there are many people that SWEAR by them, and have many recipes for them. I'll drink for a while, stop for a week, feel like crap, and start again. they're decent.
Great advices, it's much appreciated.
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For me, hair plugs aren't a good option - not really the $ part of it - rather, how much work/time/upkeep comes with them. I know local musicians that got hair done at 40. By 45, they're receding behind it. Or the hair doesn't take. And when they do decide to finally shave it, their head is covered with those scars.
I wore it bald for a year total, I liked it. I wear it decent, and you look like you'll do too, if/when you ever go that route. If you had a peanut head, getbig would tell you. You're 30% peanut, but you can pull it off if youo never get fat. You get fat, your'e fcked bald.
Hopefully you can drag it out for a while. MASSAGE it, that's the #1 key, and most people don't do it. my wife is shocked at how my thinning spot is furry again. just gentle massage while you drive.
Wow I never would have guessed it. Thank you I'll make that something I make sure to do
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LOL you wouldnt even drop 4k on your wedding.
Play on playboy, congratulations Navy Mike.
I wonder if Navy Mikes wife will leave him if she meets someone with a bigger wallet and a smaller head.
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I wonder if Navy Mikes wife will leave him if she meets someone with a bigger wallet and a smaller head.
If you have a women who is all about money then I'm sure. But like I said she's not all about the dollar. I take good care of here. Bought her Kim odds for Xmas. So as long as I keep the lean turkey, brown rice and a few pairs of work out shoes coming she's happy.
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If you have a women who is all about money then I'm sure. But like I said she's not all about the dollar. I take good care of here. Bought her Kim odds for Xmas. So as long as I keep the lean turkey, brown rice and a few pairs of work out shoes coming she's happy.
I do not know what "Kim Odds" are.
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any greens will work. mix it up. i like romaine/strawberries/bananas usually.
fistful lettuce + a few berries + 2 banana + 1 bottled water. BOOM. drink 1/3, save 1/3 in a protein shaker sealed in fridge. I make one at LUNCH, drink one at dinner, drink the other in AM, and then make the next one at lunchtime. Tell yourself you'll make it at 7 am and half the time, it's too much work.
there are many people that SWEAR by them, and have many recipes for them. I'll drink for a while, stop for a week, feel like crap, and start again. they're decent.
i cant live without it
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I do not know what "Kim Odds" are.
Oddo lol
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did he show you a badge? he probably was lieing... so you just got punked out by some old man, lol
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If you have a women who is all about money then I'm sure. But like I said she's not all about the dollar. I take good care of here. Bought her Kim odds for Xmas. So as long as I keep the lean turkey, brown rice and a few pairs of work out shoes coming she's happy.
Nope.
I give that marriage two years. But I'll be honest, when she dumps your bald ass I hope I'm her rebound.
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Oddo lol
but what is a kim oddo?
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but what is a kim oddo?
He's like the "guru" for women competitors. He's what Haney is to bodybuilding
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but what is a kim oddo?
He's a scam artist that charges 5K for training/advice , he knows all the NPC judges ,that's why all his clients ( even the one who looks like shit) place well in contests.
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He's like the "guru" for women competitors. He's what Haney is to bodybuilding
so, you brought your wife another male for christmas to train her? yeah, dont be surprised if she leaves you soon.
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He's a scam artist that charges 5K for training/advice , he knows all the NPC judges ,that's why all his clients ( even the one who looks like shit) place well in contests.
ahhh, good ol' nepotism.
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He's a scam artist that charges 5K for training/advice , he knows all the NPC judges ,that's why all his clients ( even the one who looks like shit) place well in contests.
I'm very aware of what is up but when it comes to bikini it's very very much politics. This is where it term "you have to pay to play" can be used
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Wedding are the biggest waste of time and fuckinh money. They are super stressful. Your to worried about everyone else and the actual wedding last 5 mins and 15k is gone. When you could send 4k on a vacation for a week and live like a king.
Thank you tho
I agree, but the girl dreams about that day since she was 6, Not sure if marrying a getbigger at the courthouse was her master plan.
I bet she would trade it all for the wedding gown, church, makeup and hair done, looking like a princess.
each to thier own, I prefer a church, guests and food/drinks. Whats 15k-30k to a getbigger anyway.
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No way. Let's see I meet my wife in lJune. Soon that what almost 8 months.. We talked for a little for a few weeks before we where official. Havnt been on match or pof since. But I still get 5 match emails a day no matter how many unsubscribes or emails I sent to them... It's ridiculous
Well getbig im back on POF its been a few years but im ready to start smashing some hoes again, Im a bit rusty anyone have any good pick up lines or advice that seem to work out well?
You don't have to lie on getbig, everyone here is your friend. Not really
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You don't have to lie on getbig, everyone here is your friend. Not really
:o
Mike get the coffee cup.
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I agree, but the girl dreams about that day since she was 6, Not sure if marrying a getbigger at the courthouse was her master plan.
I bet she would trade it all for the wedding gown, church, makeup and hair done, looking like a princess.
each to thier own, I prefer a church, guests and food/drinks. Whats 15k-30k to a getbigger anyway.
I know deep down it really is but I'd have to front the bill, which I do want to give to her but there is a time and place and it wasn't in the cards at that moment. She understand and that's why I love her.
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:o
Mike get the coffee cup.
Haha I told her jokingly about what was being said on here and the coffee cup. The look on her face was well less then pleased
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Haha I told her jokingly about what was being said on here and the coffee cup. The look on her face was well less then pleased
Not the first time you've seen that less than pleased face, huh, "stud"?
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I agree, but the girl dreams about that day since she was 6, Not sure if marrying a getbigger at the courthouse was her master plan.
I bet she would trade it all for the wedding gown, church, makeup and hair done, looking like a princess.
each to thier own, I prefer a church, guests and food/drinks. Whats 15k-30k to a getbigger anyway.
Smart girls don`t think like that.
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I am quite sure you met her on POF.
Damn homie, in high school you was the man homie.
I know you will get divorced. Don't keep anything
Under your own name.
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Smart girls don`t think like that.
All depends on what they are looking for, if they want a load guy then picking me would be a dumb idea. If she wants a guy that won't stray and is willing to work on a realationship then I'm the smart choice.
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I am quite sure you met her on POF.
Damn homie, in high school you was the man homie.
I know you will get divorced. Don't keep anything
Under your own name.
Haha here is a funny faceted I've online dated for years and the women I ebd up dated I never meet online, funny how that works. I guess not really as the one online as usually fucked up in some way or just looking to fuck
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Not the first time you've seen that less than pleased face, huh, "stud"?
I do what I can but deca and letro can fuck up your stuff!!! ;D
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All the best brother.
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All the best brother.
Thank you sir
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I'm pretty sure the fact I'm white is the reason I'm not in jail lol
Nah, if you are as big as f!ck, I think he didn't want to mess with you (out of respect)
;-)
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Honestly...You sound like a real asshole...
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Hey I'm it one thing to see someone doing 80 driving like there drunk because there texting and another at a stop light.
Are we all guilty of it sure we are, I don't make a habit of it
i don't like silly laws either. But this one isn't .This particular law is about keeping incionsiderate negligent drivers from disrespecting others lives out there because they can't stop staring at their phone while they drive. if i saw you at at stoplight checking your phone like a(little girl without a clue or plan in the world), id shake my head at you in disappointment. And you would know what i meant, because its your actions, not mine that made me have to interact with you.
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i don't like silly laws either. But this one isn't .This particular law is about keeping incionsiderate negligent drivers from disrespecting others lives out there because they can't stop staring at their phone while they drive. if i saw you at at stoplight checking your phone like a(little girl without a clue or plan in the world), id shake my head at you in disappointment. And you would know what i meant, because its your actions, not mine that made me have to interact with you.
Would you lay on your horn and unroll your window at me and wave and point? Shaking your head or saying so thing under your breath in disappointment is a little better then being a huge dick
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I agree, but the girl dreams about that day since she was 6, Not sure if marrying a getbigger at the courthouse was her master plan.
I bet she would trade it all for the wedding gown, church, makeup and hair done, looking like a princess.
each to thier own, I prefer a church, guests and food/drinks. Whats 15k-30k to a getbigger anyway.
sk0rp1o is rubbing off on you...
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Would you lay on your horn and unroll your window at me and wave and point? Shaking your head or saying so thing under your breath in disappointment is a little better then being a huge dick
i agree, but you got to remember, he did that in reaction to you breaking the law. he was annoying yes, but then again so is your type(negligent), so you both cancel each other out
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i agree, but you got to remember, he did that in reaction to you breaking the law. he was annoying yes, but then again so is your type(negligent), so you both cancel each other out
get out of here you non-athlete/
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Lost all respect for you. All 0.00000000000 ounces I had are all gone. Should have whooped his ass.
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Lost all respect for you. All 0.00000000000 ounces I had are all gone. Should have whooped his ass.
That would not have been possible. Navy Mike has a bum leg from engaging in brutal war combat.
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That would not have been possible. Navy Mike has a bum leg from engaging in brutal war combat.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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That would not have been possible. Navy Mike has a bum leg from engaging in brutal war combat.
Haha you didn't know? American sniper was actually based on me. ;D
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