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.... a bunch of useless cu nts and told em to get the fuck out of my house..... second lot of builders I have sacked in the last two months
I woke up this morning still stoned, starved and in a stinky foul mood. Did not appreciate being woken by the cu nts at 7.00am in the morning. Looked at my phone got about 60 whatsapp and Viber messages including seventy five million selfies from Booty.
Not a happy bunny. Took a line of charlie and made myself coffee.
I told Matt I wasn't happy with fuck all that they have done especially the Venetian Plaster Paint and that I wouldn't be paying anyone fuck all till all my shits sorted out gave em all a right bollocking.
He gave me jib and started saying "it's not his fucking fault"
I fucking blew a lid and went full on spastic mode, tren rage style
i pinned the little mouthy runt up against the wall and said "you want some u little cu nt eh" and was gonna repeatedly ground and pound his face with vicious elbows before being pulled off by three other builders name Joe, Steve and Gavin telling me to calm down.
They were so shocked how vicious I was. I told em to get their dirty fucking hands off me and....
proceeded to get a steel bar and smash up my kictchen fucking door cabinets making a complete mess of the place and fucking up all the work that they had done and pulled out a kitchen knife and told everyone to get the fuck out of my house immediately and if i saw anyone there within the next 5 seconds I would end every single one of them.
They all scuppered within 3 seconds speedy gonzales style and fucked off.
Fucking cu nts. I completely blame Adam the Cambridge cu nt for lying to me....fucknig arshole ...I will report him to watch dog and trading standards and ruin his life, watch me.
They won't get a penny out of me, you just watch.
Photos of carnage to come.
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the back drop to all this is that I wanted some Venetian Plaster paint applied to some of my feature walls and ceilings and its a fucking specialist job that no normal twat can do.
I told Adam (the boss) that I was gonna hire a specialist for it.
He said "No Milos, no don't you worry about that me old mucker, I got just the man for the job"
So this beta fucking fat bald twat called Gavin turns up and half way through it becomes apparent that the cu nt has never done Venetian Plaster Painting in his fucking soding life and has fucked me nicely wasting 3k of my money on fuckin specialist plaster paint and another 2k in wages which I will NEVER pay the cock sucker.
Now I have to get George in to fucking fix all this shit up, he is specialist and a bodybuilder, huge ass guy but problem is he is a Getbigger and charges £40 a square meter and I have 250 sq meteres that needs to be done approx.
so fucked off
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Never ever try and bullshit me and tell me you can fucking do something you can't just to get the job.
I will always find out and ass fuck you repeatedly till you hemorrage my orgasm
never fuck with me in business
I am cut throat
I am ruthless
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I am already bored with your prepubescent " LOOK AT ME!" posts.
Just get on with your life and stop posting about it already.
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Joon, are you sure you are awake. it sounds like a lucid dream to me.
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It's all true, you can all call Scotland Yard and ask them about Pete and George.
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Why would booty send you a ton of selfies unless you said you pay her for them?
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RIGHT BOLLOCKING DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO THE ARSEHOLE KUNTS
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Why not employing team of rain deer riders from Lapland 8)
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Joon, are you sure you are awake. it sounds like a lucid dream to me.
It definately real mate. I swear to god I am gonna kill someone soon.
I broke up with the bossy cow Sarah again last week cos she was trying to ruin my life again and controll me and she put me on the war path and got me full on back on charlie every day now.
everyday someones try to fucking fuck me out of money
Just about had enough of it
i need to smoke a spliff and calm down
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Why would booty send you a ton of selfies unless you said you pay her for them?
He is exaggerating. I sent like 2. But that will be the last ones as I don't appreciate bitching about it on here all because he's up all night posting and then gets woken early by Romanian builders whom he can't talk to because they don't speak English.
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He is exaggerating. I sent like 2. But that will be the last ones as I don't appreciate bitching about it on here all because he's up all night posting and then gets woken early by Romanian builders whom he can't talk to because they don't speak English.
Joe, Steve and Gavin
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They are Romanians. Second lot he's fired.
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They are Romanians. Second lot he's fired.
Gullible girl of peace.
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They are Romanians. Second lot he's fired.
first cu nting lot were Romanian gypsies
second fucking lot I just sacked are cambridge boys.
either way both deserve to die
yeah and dont fucking ring me, send me selfies or anything I am in a right fucking mood and don't want you winding me up with your bollox or grand theories either.
The only 4 people I can just about handle from here right about now are Bigmc, Skorp and Simon
no disrespect I hate all women now including my own mother and sister and anyone with a vagina
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first cu nting lot were Romanian gypsies
second fucking lot I just sacked are cambridge boys.
either way both deserve to die
yeah and dont fucking ring me, send me selfies or anything I am in a right fucking mood and don't want you winding me up with your bollox or grand theories either.
The only 4 people I can just about handle from here are Bigmc, Skorp and Simon
lol, you just cant help it. ;D
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That is not acceptable, where they just randomly spunking on your walls ?
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Arimidex
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That is not acceptable, where they just randomly spunking on your walls ?
resurfaced gimmick of peace.
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good luck with your home renovation project
hard to find trustworthy labor these days
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resurfaced gimmick of peace.
Not that shit still... Come at me gramps
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Not that shit still... Come at me gramps
;D
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I hope your doing a noice gym fully mirrored with couple moveable mirrors on wheels with all hammer strength machines and dunnies from 5 to 100kg piff benches, couple incline decline and flat the best aircon and a george forman grill for grillin in between sets.
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100k down the fuckin drain already.
i NEED to get my fucking money back.
I'm going on a massive gambling bender soon I can feel it building up.
Oh and I fucking hate ALL women
busy rolling a spliff back in a bit, gonna order a pizza
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100k down the fuckin drain already.
busy rolling a spliff back in a bit, gonna order a pizza
Have you noticed a correlation (sorry..."nerd" word) between you coming back to Getbig and your utter failure at diet, training, women and laying off the drugs? Because I have.
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Have you noticed a correlation (sorry..."nerd" word) between you coming back to Getbig and your utter failure at diet, training, women and laying off the drugs? Because I have.
Me coming back to Getbig has nothing to do with it. I was doing all those things anyway.
My shoulder is fucts i need surgery so can't train.
I'm off gear for 5 months.
I broke up with the love of my life.
I am bleeding money.
I don't give a shit about anything other than making money for now.
stop with these subtle troll attempts too
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stop with these subtle troll attempts too
(http://www.flavinscorner.com/Crying-Indian.jpg)
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Nothing like a retard on a binge. ::)
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.... a bunch of useless cu nts and told em to get the fuck out of my house..... second lot of builders I have sacked in the last two months
I woke up this morning still stoned, starved and in a stinky foul mood. Did not appreciate being woken by the cu nts at 7.00am in the morning. Looked at my phone got about 60 whatsapp and Viber messages including seventy five million selfies from Booty.
Not a happy bunny. Took a line of charlie and made myself coffee.
I told Matt I wasn't happy with fuck all that they have done especially the Venetian Plaster Paint and that I wouldn't be paying anyone fuck all till all my shits sorted out gave em all a right bollocking.
He gave me jib and started saying "it's not his fucking fault"
I fucking blew a lid and went full on spastic mode, tren rage style
i pinned the little mouthy runt up against the wall and said "you want some u little cu nt eh" and was gonna repeatedly ground and pound his face with vicious elbows before being pulled off by three other builders name Joe, Steve and Gavin telling me to calm down.
They were so shocked how vicious I was. I told em to get their dirty fucking hands off me and....
proceeded to get a steel bar and smash up my kictchen fucking door cabinets making a complete mess of the place and fucking up all the work that they had done and pulled out a kitchen knife and told everyone to get the fuck out of my house immediately and if i saw anyone there within the next 5 seconds I would end every single one of them.
They all scuppered within 3 seconds speedy gonzales style and fucked off.
Fucking cu nts. I completely blame Adam the Cambridge cu nt for lying to me....fucknig arshole ...I will report him to watch dog and trading standards and ruin his life, watch me.
They won't get a penny out of me, you just watch.
Photos of carnage to come.
What do you do for a living where you are still in bed at 7am?
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What do you do for a living where you are still in bed at 7am?
These questions about "reality" are going to really mess up his fantasy world. Expect an explosion.
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.... a bunch of useless cu nts and told em to get the fuck out of my house..... second lot of builders I have sacked in the last two months
I woke up this morning still stoned, starved and in a stinky foul mood. Did not appreciate being woken by the cu nts at 7.00am in the morning. Looked at my phone got about 60 whatsapp and Viber messages including seventy five million selfies from Booty.
Not a happy bunny. Took a line of charlie and made myself coffee.
I told Matt I wasn't happy with fuck all that they have done especially the Venetian Plaster Paint and that I wouldn't be paying anyone fuck all till all my shits sorted out gave em all a right bollocking.
He gave me jib and started saying "it's not his fucking fault"
I fucking blew a lid and went full on spastic mode, tren rage style
i pinned the little mouthy runt up against the wall and said "you want some u little cu nt eh" and was gonna repeatedly ground and pound his face with vicious elbows before being pulled off by three other builders name Joe, Steve and Gavin telling me to calm down.
They were so shocked how vicious I was. I told em to get their dirty fucking hands off me and....
proceeded to get a steel bar and smash up my kictchen fucking door cabinets making a complete mess of the place and fucking up all the work that they had done and pulled out a kitchen knife and told everyone to get the fuck out of my house immediately and if i saw anyone there within the next 5 seconds I would end every single one of them.
They all scuppered within 3 seconds speedy gonzales style and fucked off.
Fucking cu nts. I completely blame Adam the Cambridge cu nt for lying to me....fucknig arshole ...I will report him to watch dog and trading standards and ruin his life, watch me.
They won't get a penny out of me, you just watch.
Photos of carnage to come.
Redundant time post reported
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Redundant time post reported
Worse than that drivel, I got a PM from someone stating the whole Josh/Joon fight thing was worked.
I don't read Joon's posts so I didn't see it though, nor do I really care.
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Worse than that drivel, I got a PM from someone stating the whole Josh/Joon fight thing was worked.
I don't read Joon's posts so I didn't see it though, nor do I really care.
What do you think of my Ravens Superbowl prediction?
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Worse than that drivel, I got a PM from someone stating the whole Josh/Joon fight thing was worked.
I don't read Joon's posts so I didn't see it though, nor do I really care.
It certainly felt that way to me. Way too much time troweling on the vitriol.
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He is exaggerating. I sent like 2. But that will be the last ones as I don't appreciate bitching about it on here all because he's up all night posting and then gets woken early by Romanian builders whom he can't talk to because they don't speak English.
Send them to me.
I won't bitch.
I'll send nudes in return if you're up for it?
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Arimidex to stop the emotional out bursts. Salmon and rice for lunch. And remember... If you pay peanuts then you get monkeys. Next time get decent builders.
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Nothing like a retard on a binge. ::)
Joon, booty, or BeThere?
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It certainly felt that way to me. Way too much time troweling on the vitriol.
(furiously thumbing through my thesaurus so I can respond in this thread...)
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Send them to me.
I won't bitch.
I'll send nudes in return if you're up for it?
Why don't you go choke on your breakfast.
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Arimidex to stop the emotional out bursts. Salmon and rice for lunch. And remember... If you pay peanuts then you get monkeys. Next time get decent builders.
Any pics of you on a trampoline in your underwear?
Skipping rope maybe?
Even jogging in spandex will suffice!!!!
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It definately real mate. I swear to god I am gonna kill someone soon.
I broke up with the bossy cow Sarah again last week cos she was trying to ruin my life again and controll me and she put me on the war path and got me full on back on charlie every day now.
everyday someones try to fucking fuck me out of money
Just about had enough of it
i need to smoke a spliff and calm down
Fucking hell, it looks like a fucking squat.
Who says money buys you happiness.
You cant be living in there.
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Why don't you go choke on your breakfast.
Almost Lunch time here Hon!
i figured you of all people would have some kind of worldwide all you can eat buffet app on your phone.
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What do you think of my Ravens Superbowl prediction?
I think you make that prediction every year, no? ;D
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Grape, what do you think of my prediction that the Patriots will go to the Superbowl again?
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Almost Lunch time here Hon!
i figured you of all people would have some kind of worldwide all you can eat buffet app on your phone.
Fuck off you sloth.
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Grape, what do you think of my prediction that the Patriots will go to the Superbowl again?
I think deflategate has distracted everyone from how bad the Pats' off season was
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I think deflategate has distracted everyone from how bad the Pats' off season was
I have no idea what you are talking about (*suits up and heads out for the Pats' secondary*)
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.... a bunch of useless cu nts and told em to get the fuck out of my house..... second lot of builders I have sacked in the last two months
I woke up this morning still stoned, starved and in a stinky foul mood. Did not appreciate being woken by the cu nts at 7.00am in the morning. Looked at my phone got about 60 whatsapp and Viber messages including seventy five million selfies from Booty.
Not a happy bunny. Took a line of charlie and made myself coffee.
I told Matt I wasn't happy with fuck all that they have done especially the Venetian Plaster Paint and that I wouldn't be paying anyone fuck all till all my shits sorted out gave em all a right bollocking.
He gave me jib and started saying "it's not his fucking fault"
I fucking blew a lid and went full on spastic mode, tren rage style
i pinned the little mouthy runt up against the wall and said "you want some u little cu nt eh" and was gonna repeatedly ground and pound his face with vicious elbows before being pulled off by three other builders name Joe, Steve and Gavin telling me to calm down.
They were so shocked how vicious I was. I told em to get their dirty fucking hands off me and....
proceeded to get a steel bar and smash up my kictchen fucking door cabinets making a complete mess of the place and fucking up all the work that they had done and pulled out a kitchen knife and told everyone to get the fuck out of my house immediately and if i saw anyone there within the next 5 seconds I would end every single one of them.
They all scuppered within 3 seconds speedy gonzales style and fucked off.
Fucking cu nts. I completely blame Adam the Cambridge cu nt for lying to me....fucknig arshole ...I will report him to watch dog and trading standards and ruin his life, watch me.
They won't get a penny out of me, you just watch.
Photos of carnage to come.
the back drop to all this is that I wanted some Venetian Plaster paint applied to some of my feature walls and ceilings and its a fucking specialist job that no normal twat can do.
I told Adam (the boss) that I was gonna hire a specialist for it.
He said "No Milos, no don't you worry about that me old mucker, I got just the man for the job"
So this beta fucking fat bald twat called Gavin turns up and half way through it becomes apparent that the cu nt has never done Venetian Plaster Painting in his fucking soding life and has fucked me nicely wasting 3k of my money on fuckin specialist plaster paint and another 2k in wages which I will NEVER pay the cock sucker.
Now I have to get George in to fucking fix all this shit up, he is specialist and a bodybuilder, huge ass guy but problem is he is a Getbigger and charges £40 a square meter and I have 250 sq meteres that needs to be done approx.
so fucked off
Never ever try and bullshit me and tell me you can fucking do something you can't just to get the job.
I will always find out and ass fuck you repeatedly till you hemorrage my orgasm
never fuck with me in business
I am cut throat
I am ruthless
BRUTAL TRIPLE POST MELTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
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I think you make that prediction every year, no? ;D
I laid my usual $100 this year in Vegas at 18:1. I will win more than I did the year they were 13:1. They went to 28:1 going into the playoffs, so I laid another $100 for good measure. I can make that bet for the foreseeable future and never really be losing.
aj, I have them meeting the Pats in the playoffs, most likely in Foxboro, with a drubbing of the patsies.
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I notice you opted for "getbig yellow" for your colour scheme.
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I notice you opted for "getbig yellow" for your colour scheme.
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME FUCKFACE !!
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I notice you opted for "getbig yellow" for your colour scheme.
Two year member starts posting today. Sounds legit.
Add it to the Joon gimmicks.
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It definately real mate. I swear to god I am gonna kill someone soon.
I broke up with the bossy cow Sarah again last week cos she was trying to ruin my life again and controll me and she put me on the war path and got me full on back on charlie every day now.
everyday someones try to fucking fuck me out of money
Just about had enough of it
i need to smoke a spliff and calm down
The video actually made me laugh... ;D
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The video actually made me laugh... ;D
Me too. Nice place. Not sure why he wanted to scar up the tile with that pole though.
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It definately real mate. I swear to god I am gonna kill someone soon.
I broke up with the bossy cow Sarah again last week cos she was trying to ruin my life again and controll me and she put me on the war path and got me full on back on charlie every day now.
everyday someones try to fucking fuck me out of money
Just about had enough of it
i need to smoke a spliff and calm down
Joon...not to be a dick or anything but you're criticizing work that's obviously still in progress. You should have waited until they completely finished before you do a walk around and blue tape anything that needs to be fixed. You need to calm down and bring the workers back because if you don't, they can take you to court and will win big time.....and you'll have an unfinished home. In addition, other contractors will not take up the project without payment in advance because they all communicate with each other.. :-\
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Joon, is Sev allowed to work on your house while he is banned from getbig ???
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Joon, is Sev allowed to work on your house while he is banned from getbig ???
He won't get anymore Romanians in.
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WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME FUCKFACE !!
Jesus Wes, what do I have to do to get my greeting? ???
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Joon...not to be a dick or anything but you're criticizing work that's obviously still in progress. You should have waited until they completely finished before you do a walk around and blue tape anything that needs to be fixed. You need to calm down and bring the workers back because if you don't, they can take you to court and will win big time.....and you'll have an unfinished home. In addition, other contractors will not take up the project without payment in advance because they all communicate with each other.. :-\
Vince, you're fucking with Joon's fantasy. The one where he is this feared "gangsta" in London and everybody cowers in his presence. Clearly, the contractors are lucky that he didn't take out a $100K contract out on each one of them, because spending $700K to have a bunch of Romanians snuffed make much more sense then just hiring quality craftsmen in the first place.
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Jesus Wes, what do I have to do to get my greeting? ???
Damn bud,I`m sorry..........wait for it...............
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME FUCKFACE!! ;D
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Where's the Venetian plaster? This appears to be some sort of burnished acrylic product that arrived pre-mixed in a bucket like paint would. I hope your tradesmen are eventually able to achieve a decent facsimile of the real thing and you can finally sit back and enjoy your expensive plastic walls.
2500/day. And the expenses.
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Joon should make his own show Flipping
Vegas London.
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No you didn't.
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joon is gordan ramsey your personel chef
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The only 4 people I can just about handle from here right about now are Bigmc, Skorp and Simon
If there's anything I can do to help let me know. You got my number.
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i know some good builders
they wont be your friends though
let me know an il get you a quote
i repeat they wont be your friends they are there to work
perhaps in future giving your builders drugs mught be a bad idea :)
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Joon's the kind of bloke that you'd ask for a light from when out on the piss and then spend the rest of the night massively regretting that decision.
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I am already bored with your prepubescent " LOOK AT ME!" posts.
Just get on with your life and stop posting about it already.
Once again, PREpubescent refers to "pre" meaning "before" puberty. To equate prepubescent with .... never mind.
Cool story, if true. There were times when I wanted to slam a contractor into a wall. Problem is, the head guy, the white guy, is always surrounded by a crew of Tongans.
It's funny how different races find their niche. Filipinos do the yard work, house keeping and nursing. Samoans drive the tow trucks. Tongans do the contracting work. Haoles (Whites) order them all around.
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Once again, PREpubescent refers to "pre" meaning "before" puberty. To equate prepubescent with .... never mind.
I meant to use that word, but thanks.
You're inviting incoming fire with the commentary, FYI.
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i know some good builders
they wont be your friends though
let me know an il get you a quote
i repeat they wont be your friends they are there to work
perhaps in future giving your builders drugs mught be a bad idea :)
And suddenly this whole thread makes perfect fucking sense ;D
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Fuck off you sloth.
I'd like to smear Barbeque sauce all over your jiggly chubby white ass and smack it with an orange plastic spatula.
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I'd like to smear Barbeque sauce all over your jiggly chubby white ass and smack it with an orange plastic spatula.
Hahahaha yes!!!
If I ask my wife to do this and put on an aussie accent - will she get suspicious?
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Not fucking acceptable.
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What do you do for a living where you are still in bed at 7am?
I'm a professional gambler I don't normally get up anytime before miday and I don't sleep till like 4.00am
also do a few dodgy things on the side like if u know what I mean.
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Fucking hell, it looks like a fucking squat.
Who says money buys you happiness.
You cant be living in there.
Yeah its a shit hole mate. I am bonking in dust
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I notice you opted for "getbig yellow" for your colour scheme.
Hahahahaha...honestly I shit you not that ACTUALLY played a part in my decision making process.
I am also having 2 Onyx Bar's installed and pool table once this shit is done.
One of the bars I already told Josh is gonna be called Avesher's Cigar Bar.
I am also having a portrait of my future wife Booty painted and hung on the wall.
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Joon...not to be a dick or anything but you're criticizing work that's obviously still in progress. You should have waited until they completely finished before you do a walk around and blue tape anything that needs to be fixed. You need to calm down and bring the workers back because if you don't, they can take you to court and will win big time.....and you'll have an unfinished home. In addition, other contractors will not take up the project without payment in advance because they all communicate with each other.. :-\
You are right obviously its not finished but I just don't tolerate disrespect and people mouthing off to me.
I pay good money for honest days work not people pissing about taking short cuts then making excuses and giving me lip service.
I always pay weekly basis PAYG to avoid shit like this and getting fuct, if they don't like it they can fuck off
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No you didn't.
Yeah I did if you know any boys who can do Venetian Plaster Paint please let me know i'll drop you my number being serious and i'll sort you out ounce of blue cheese on the house.
cheers
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It definately real mate. I swear to god I am gonna kill someone soon.
I broke up with the bossy cow Sarah again last week cos she was trying to ruin my life again and controll me and she put me on the war path and got me full on back on charlie every day now.
everyday someones try to fucking fuck me out of money
Just about had enough of it
i need to smoke a spliff and calm down
lol at trying to sound "hard" with a UK accent lol.
No, just no.
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lol at trying to sound "hard" with a UK accent lol.
No, just no.
That's my real accent ask Bigmc, the American one is the one I fake
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If there's anything I can do to help let me know. You got my number.
Thanks matey. Drop me a text when you are in London this week if you get a spare minute would be good if you can come over and meet up with Shetal, he's got those figuires you wanted to look at.
Also few things we need to sort out on the potential licensing issue.
Ta
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That's my real accent ask Bigmc, the American one is the one I fake
I know its your real accent.
What I am trying to say is that no matter how angry or "hard" people in the UK try to act, I just cant take them seriously with that accent lol. That accent doesn't blend well with trying to act tough. I think if you went into some really bad neighborhoods in America and talked with that accent and tried to act "tough," you'd get destroyed in about 5 seconds. :D :D
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I know its your real accent.
What I am trying to say is that no matter how angry or "hard" people in the UK try to act, I just cant take them seriously with that accent lol. That accent doesn't blend well with trying to act tough. I think if you went into some really bad neighborhoods in America and talked with that accent and tried to act "tough," you'd get destroyed in about 5 seconds. :D :D
you are a fanny
look it up
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you are a fanny
look it up
Yes, I am sure you would fare quite well in Compton, Watts, Southside of Chicago or Eastside NY haha lol :D :D
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i know some good builders
they wont be your friends though
let me know an il get you a quote
i repeat they wont be your friends they are there to work
perhaps in future giving your builders drugs mught be a bad idea :)
Don't need builders mate. I need specificaly someone that understands Venetian Plaster Painting, its highly specialized thing.
If you know anyone bell me.
I only got the London decorators on the piss and smoking blunts was hilarious, after dropped some cola md...lolololol....but not the cambridge lot, can't stand those fuckers, they are fired.
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Yes, I am sure you would fare quite well in Compton, Watts, Southside of Chicago or Eastside NY haha lol :D :D
Remember when we met in NYC?....No one fucked with me in Manhattan >:(
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Remember when we met in NYC?....No one fucked with me in Manhattan >:(
Yeah, well, that's what happens when you stay in an expensive part of NYC ;D ;D
I should have sent you on a train to Spanish Harlem. ;D ;D
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Yeah, well, that's what happens when you stay in an expensive part of NYC ;D ;D
I should have sent you on a train to Spanish Harlem. ;D ;D
skorp says you are a manlet about 5 ft 4
is that why you are so angry
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skorp says you are a manlet about 5 ft 4
is that why you are so angry
5'6" and everyone knows here. I have already made it public that I am short. This is no surprise here.
Nice trying to "out" me. :D :D
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5'6" and everyone knows here. I have already made it public that I am short.
Nice trying to "out" me. :D :D
ah it all makes sense
napoleon complex
look it "up"
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It definately real mate. I swear to god I am gonna kill someone soon.
I broke up with the bossy cow Sarah again last week cos she was trying to ruin my life again and controll me and she put me on the war path and got me full on back on charlie every day now.
everyday someones try to fucking fuck me out of money
Just about had enough of it
i need to smoke a spliff and calm down
So you beat up your own house? That's weird.
You're using "charlie" (a rec drug of some kind...no idea)? Well, stop doing that.
And you split with your chick? I'm sorry about that.....sucks hard....I understand.
Doesn't look like the work is fully finished. Contractors typically round out a job with final touch-ups and a walk through of work done.
But hey, your house to hit with metal rods and your contractors to fire and threaten LOL. Not sure how any of that helps things, but again your stuff.
Hope things get better.
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5'6" and everyone knows here. I have already made it public that I am short. This is no surprise here.
Nice trying to "out" me. :D :D
Hes a lanklet, makes him feel cool and tough
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ah it all makes sense
napoleon complex
look it "up"
Havent heard that one before.
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Hes a lanklet, makes him feel cool and tough
no but i use manlets like you as a footstool 8)
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ah it all makes sense
napoleon complex
look it "up"
Napoleon was about average height for his day. Dude was a bad mother fucker and conquered Europe. Not trying to swing from SF1900 nuts here, just sticking up for one of the baddest white men to ever walk this earth.
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Napoleon was about average height for his day. Dude was a bad mother fucker and conquered Europe. Not trying to swing from SF1900 nuts here, just sticking up for one of the baddest white men to ever walk this earth.
x2. Yes, he was average height for his day, so the whole "napoleon complex" really doesn't make sense.
Bigmc needs to find a joke that is at least historically correct. :D :D
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So you beat up your own house? That's weird.
You're using "charlie" (a rec drug of some kind...no idea)? Well, stop doing that.
And you split with your chick? I'm sorry about that.....sucks hard....I understand.
Doesn't look like the work is fully finished. Contractors typically round out a job with final touch-ups and a walk through of work done.
But hey, your house to hit with metal rods and your contractors to fire and threaten LOL. Not sure how any of that helps things, but again your stuff.
Hope things get better.
Thanks dude, yeah charlie or ching is coke....not addicted or anything.
Always liked you, you are a nice guy.
I believe in God too just in my own spirtual way not in any traditional religious sense or scripture
Godbless
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You are right obviously its not finished but I just don't tolerate disrespect and people mouthing off to me.
I pay good money for honest days work not people pissing about taking short cuts then making excuses and giving me lip service.
I always pay weekly basis PAYG to avoid shit like this and getting fuct, if they don't like it they can fuck off
There is your problem. I'd never do PAYG. Put it out to bid to a few reputable contractors, then go with the low bid. That way you know exactly what you're going to pay for something, and if it's not done to your specs and what was agreed on, you just withhold payment. Paying contractors weekly and being your own GC is a good way to drive yourself crazy and broke. Good luck with the renovation though, it looks to be a nice place.
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no but i use manlets like you as a footstool 8)
Your beanstalk pipecleaner legs can fuck off mate id tear them off and rape you with them 8) 8) 8)
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I know its your real accent.
What I am trying to say is that no matter how angry or "hard" people in the UK try to act, I just cant take them seriously with that accent lol. That accent doesn't blend well with trying to act tough. I think if you went into some really bad neighborhoods in America and talked with that accent and tried to act "tough," you'd get destroyed in about 5 seconds. :D :D
I don't know. It sounds legit to me, like Bricktop. Tough ass. I can hear Joon monologing about how quickly pigs can eat a human body.
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It definately real mate. I swear to god I am gonna kill someone soon.
I broke up with the bossy cow Sarah again last week cos she was trying to ruin my life again and controll me and she put me on the war path and got me full on back on charlie every day now.
everyday someones try to fucking fuck me out of money
Just about had enough of it
i need to smoke a spliff and calm down
Why is the kitchen in the living room? ???
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Whoever did that, did a really pathetic job.
Too bad you don't have access to Mexicans or Johnny Falcon. They would have that done in one day and it would look like a showroom.
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Why is the kitchen in the living room? ???
Its getting moved, lots of shit hasn't been done yet.
Got to move staircase too, extend both downstairs and upstairs celing.
Then I'm making a wet room for sauna and Jaquizi.
Lots of shit in the air and I can't get any work done with shit the way it is and it costing me money
And this shit has to be ready before booty comes over in December.
Fuck fuck fuck
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Its getting moved, lots of shit hasn't been done yet.
Got to move staircase too, extend both downstairs and upstairs celing.
Then I'm making a wet room for sauna and Jaquizi.
Lots of shit in the air and I can't get any work done with shit the way it is and it costing me money
And this shit has to be ready before booty comes over in December.
Fuck fuck fuck
You will get it sorted out. Just try to find some Mexicans in London.
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You will get it sorted out. Just try to find some Mexicans in London.
True Adonis, when you need renovations done on your house (minor ones), do you do it yourself? Or do you hire someone else for most projects done on your house? I assume the size of the job makes a huge difference.
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You will get it sorted out. Just try to find some Mexicans in London.
Mexicans don't exist in UK
Just Romanians, Poles, Kosovans, Albanians, Russians, Arabs and China men
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There you go conclusive proof I am in fact a G
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True Adonis, when you need renovations done on your house (minor ones), do you do it yourself? Or do you hire someone else for most projects done on your house? I assume the size of the job makes a huge difference.
When I redid my kitchen and bathrooms in Florida, I hired a WHITE GC to oversee the fucking sad-sack collection of Mexicans, Jamaicans and Haitians subcontractors. I paid him 25% on the total to keep those shits in line. Came in under-budget and on-time.
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True Adonis, when you need renovations done on your house (minor ones), do you do it yourself? Or do you hire someone else for most projects done on your house? I assume the size of the job makes a huge difference.
Both, depending on what needs to be done. I just repaired a 170 year old outdoor step instead replacing it. A contractor could have repaired it as well, but probably would not want to unless he was replacing all of the steps. I always try to repair first, before replacing.
But yes, depending on what needs to be done and the size of the job determines that of course.
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Both, depending on what needs to be done. I just repaired a 170 year old outdoor step instead replacing it. A contractor could have repaired it as well, but probably would not want to unless he was replacing all of the steps. I always try to repair first, before replacing.
But yes, depending on what needs to be done and the size of the job determines that of course.
I wish I had the skillset to do that stuff. I don't know....maybe I just need more patience.
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Something definately spirtual about a miday jaquizi - specificaly helpful for regaining emotional controll after a distressing, cash-hemmorage week ... just lying back, staring at the celing, trying to figuire out one's next move.
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Something definately spirtual about a miday jaquizi - specifically helpful for regaining emotional controll after a distressing, cash-hemmorage week ... just lying back, staring at the celing, trying to figuire out one's next move.
Not gonna lie, that jaccuzi room he mentioned sounds awesome!
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Not gonna lie, that jaccuzi room he mentioned sounds awesome!
I would think an indoor hot tub would cause mold/mildew.
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Not gonna lie, that jaccuzi room he mentioned sounds awesome!
Jaquizi, bro. Sorry, don't mean to be a knob.
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Something definately spirtual about a miday jaquizi - specificaly helpful for regaining emotional controll after a distressing, cash-hemmorage week ... just lying back, staring at the celing, getting a blowie, trying to figuire out one's next move.
fixed
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Jaquizi, bro. Sorry, don't mean to be a knob.
LOL, I didn't get an english degree or go to word college....all good. ;D
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Jaquizi, bro. Sorry, don't mean to be a knob.
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What is this, some kind of Dubai thing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacuzzi
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What is this, some kind of Dubai thong?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacuzzi
Fixed. ;D
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What is this, some kind of Dubai thing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacuzzi
Got to move staircase too, extend both downstairs and upstairs celing.
Then I'm making a wet room for sauna and Jaquizi.
... along with the other seven our brilliant Creative Spelling major littered throughout this thread.
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... along with the other seven our brilliant Creative Spelling major littered throughout this thread.
Damn it! I missed it. My apologies.
I still laugh when I think about "phyfiscie" for physique.
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Damn it! I missed it. My apologies.
I still laugh when I think about "phyfiscie" for physique.
Saw you use that recently, still funny.
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Damn it! I missed it. My apologies.
I still laugh when I think about "phyfiscie" for physique.
Have you forgotten the gem that is acknowledgance? ;D
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Saw you use that recently, still funny.
We had a black guy in our gym.....looked great,I knew him for at leastr 12-15 years of training ,he used the word "byzike" instead of physique.
I almost shit myself the first time I heard him say it. ;D
Otay!!
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/ff/5c/d7ff5c670b952c431855aad336e326a1.jpg)
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We had a black guy in our gym.....looked great,I knew him for at leastr 12-15 years of training ,he used the word "byzike" instead of physique.
I almost shit myself the first time I heard him say it. ;D
Slang or ignorance?
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Slang or ignorance?
Total ignorance.....used it in a conversation about a fellow gym member having a great byzique.
This guy was an experienced bodybuilder but probably couldn`t spell dumbell unless it was his name. :D
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Total ignorance.....used it in a conversation about a fellow gym member having a great byzique.
This guy was an experienced bodybuilder but probably couldn`t spell dumbell unless it was his name. :D
Too funny.
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Jesus Wes, what do I have to do to get my greeting? ???
Epic begging for to be acknowledged by Wes.
We have all been there in the beginning.
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Three year old bump?