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As I made my morning coffee, sparked up another blunt and took my morning line of ching.
I looked around my place, admiring its magnifence
Then I logged into my online bank account, took a look at my balance and had a huge grin on my face, half a million up on my personal target. woop woop
I imagine it will only be 2-3 more years before I hit the 50 mil mark (obviously not including family wealth which I will inherit)
Then I went outside to get some ciggy's whole of 2 minutes walk, but I decided to be flash and took the Bentley GT instead.
As I was driving past the bus stop some stunning blonde was eye fucking me, I honked at her and pointed for her to come towards me.
I said do you want a lift love? She said "yeah sure, and that's a stunning car"
I took her to work and started chatting her up and put my hand on her leg which she seemed to like and gave her a little kiss on the cheek and got her number. She is a dental nurse.
Invited her around for drinks after work, she lives opposite me. Molly is her name.
Then I thought about all the broke losers on GB. I thought about how Bigmc is working his 9.00-5.00pm Job running around scared he is not gonna hit his target and get the sack.
I thought to myself damn Joon.
You done well my son.
You done well
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tl:dr:dc
Stop flooding the forums with your bullshit.
edit: reported for bullshitspam
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As you sit and type this shit, do you feel good about yourself or deep down do you recognize how immature and lonely your life has become? ???
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As you sit and type this shit, do you feel good about yourself or deep down do you recognize how immature and lonely your life is? ???
I feel on top of the world. The wonder boy done good. I love how I have thousand times more money than your idolz like Phil Heath.
I love being stinking rich and not having a care in the world and being so godamn invincible and untouchable.
I love it at how u all burn with envy and jelousy knowing you can never emulate me or be so loaded.
I wake up every morning and the world is my oysters.
Can buy anything I want. do anything I like, never have to work again, no one telling me what to do.
The only logical next step for me is to be a famous rap star
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I woke up today to a cup of tea and a blow job. I didn't bother checking my bank account cause I know exactly what's in there. The sun is shining, i'm going to walk my dog in the park and go train with my lady.
I'm feeling pretty good.
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I woke up today to a cup of tea and a blow job. I didn't bother checking my bank account cause I know exactly what's in there. The sun is shining, i'm going to walk my dog in the park and go train with my lady.
I'm feeling pretty good.
See that's what I am talking about. Waller is one of us. Ring me right this second please. i wanna talk to you. do it now.
xx
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Can buy anything I want. do anything I like, never have to work again, no one telling me what to do.
The only logical next step for me is to be a famous rap star
Or...go stark raving mad and die very young from self destruction...or even commit suicide.
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Or...go stark raving mad and die very young from self destruction...or even commit suicide.
everyday is a bonus in the life of a real g like me
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I don't know if you have a university education or not. If not...and you are as rich as you say...it would do you good to at least get an undergraduate degree in something...any Goddamn thing. Chemistry...Physics...Ar t...Music. Anything at all...and try and make a mark in some field...Even as a dilettante.
Your future well being will be improved.
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I don't know if you have a university education or not. If not...and you are as rich as you say...it would do you good to at least get an undergraduate degree in something...any Goddamn thing. Chemistry...Physics...Ar t...Music. Anything at all...and try and make a mark in some field...Even as a dilettante.
Your future well being will be improved.
I have two degrees BA's
1) English Lit & Philisophy
2) International Business & Marketting
I am going to learn some other languages, I wanna learn Russian and Chinese
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A pic of a said car? Like... now. It must in a hands reach I suppose.
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The sun is shining
And the game ain't over.
The sun is shining.
...and it ain't over..
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I would be envious of you if you weren't accosted by habitual drug usage to the point of wake and bake / lines.
That brings you down to the commoners level.
Don't get me wrong, drugs are great and I enjoy your posts because of them - I just don't reckon being permanently stoned/on blow is an existence for me. IE, I'd rather be poor.
Each to their own, though.
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I would be envious of you if you weren't accosted by habitual drug usage to the point of wake and bake / lines.
That brings you down to the commoners level.
Don't get me wrong, drugs are great and I enjoy your posts because of them - I just don't reckon being permanently stoned/on blow is an existence for me. IE, I'd rather be poor.
Each to their own, though.
ur funny i like u
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im here for you joon
i appreciate this is a difficult time for you
hope the psyche evaluation goes well :)
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I feel on top of the world. The wonder boy done good. I love how I have thousand times more money than your idolz like Phil Heath.
I love being stinking rich and not having a care in the world and being so godamn invincible and untouchable.
I love it at how u all burn with envy and jelousy knowing you can never emulate me or be so loaded.
I wake up every morning and the world is my oysters.
Can buy anything I want. do anything I like, never have to work again, no one telling me what to do.
The only logical next step for me is to become an enlightened buddha and a selfless humanitarian
;)
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You got way more money than me no doubt,but at least I never fucked a tranny and u can't take that back.but seriously who are u trying to impress on here?serious question.
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im here for you joon
i appreciate this is a difficult time for you
hope the psyche evaluation goes well :)
haha wut
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A pic of Bentley GT? ::)
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im here for you joon
i appreciate this is a difficult time for you
hope the psyche evaluation goes well :)
Thanks gramps
come over next week, help me around the house a bit, my shoulders mashed.
thanks cuz
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A pic of Bentley GT? ::)
Ok fine Il take a pic when I go out in about an hour for ya. Im in bed right now watching porn
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Thanks gramps
come over next week, help me around the house a bit, my shoulders mashed.
thanks cuz
im in london one day next week
if im not too worried about hitting my targets il pop round :-*
il bring my overalls 8)
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Ok fine Il take a pic when I go out in about an hour for ya. Im in bed right now watching porn
you should try tantric sex with a suitable goddess. Rewire your brain.
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;)
haha I do tons of charity work for real. My company is patron to Great Ormond street hospital and Teenage Cancer Trust and I have been a Greenpeace volunter for years, I even went to Antartica few years back.
I was gonna donate a ton of money to help the hero's before Bigmc decided to be annoying so I will find another suitable charity unless he apologises for being a cock again
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haha I do tons of charity work for real. My company is patron to Great Ormond street hospital and Teenage Cancer Trust and I have been a Greenpeace volunter for years, I even went to Antartica few years back.
I was gonna donate a ton of money to help the hero's before Bigmc decided to be annoying so I will find another suitable charity unless he apologises for being a cock again
nice one. If for real.
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haha I do tons of charity work for real. My company is patron to Great Ormond street hospital and Teenage Cancer Trust and I have been a Greenpeace volunter for years, I even went to Antartica few years back.
I was gonna donate a ton of money to help the hero's before Bigmc decided to be annoying so I will find another suitable charity unless he apologises for being a cock again
dont use charity for your little games
i tell you what apologise for being a compulsive liar
and il pretend on here that you have an aston
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haha I do tons of charity work for real. My company is patron to Great Ormond street hospital and Teenage Cancer Trust and I have been a Greenpeace volunter for years, I even went to Antartica few years back.
I was gonna donate a ton of money to help the hero's before Bigmc decided to be annoying so I will find another suitable charity unless he apologises for being a cock again
Post pics from your Antarctica trip, please. Preferably a video on deck, curling 80kg. Epicness.
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Ok fine Il take a pic when I go out in about an hour for ya. Im in bed right now watching porn
That's a great car. I'll be eagerly waiting for it.
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I have two degrees BA's
1) English Lit & Philisophy
2) International Business & Marketting
I am going to learn some other languages, I wanna learn Russian and Chinese
That's 4 degrees, you moron.
No university is going to give you a combined degree in English Lit and Philosophy and International Business and Marketing. Unless you went to a crappy university.
Those are all separate fields of study.
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nice one. If for real.
yeah its for real, I might add u on my facebook and u can see pics of me and the Duchess of York
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dont use charity for your little games
i tell you what apologise for being a compulsive liar
and il pretend on here that you have an aston
why do u feel the need to lie so much on here?
I don't understand why you want to keep up this persona of disliking me on the board yet being so sweet and nice on the phone?
is it some kind of power trip?
You have already driven my DB9 as you well know
Yet want to lie about my M6 which you have been in yourself to try and get one over on me on the internet cos u kinda don't want me to be big headed like u keep saying.
You need to learn to stay classy
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That's 4 degrees, you moron.
No university is going to give you a combined degree in English Lit and Philosophy and International Business and Marketing. Unless you went to a crappy university.
Those are all separate fields of study.
No you are actually wrong. I started of doing my degree in English Literature and Philisophy at the Univercity of East Anglia in Norwich and was doing that for one year. I got rather drunk one night and ended up in hospital from alcohol poisoning and my dad had to come get me and he forced me to transfer over to London and do a degree in International Business and Marketing which I completed (most usless thing ever) and I finished of my English Lit and Philisophy degree through the open univercity system
so actuall it is only 2 degrees not 4
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As I made my morning coffee, sparked up another blunt and took my morning line of ching.
I looked around my place, admiring its magnifence
Then I logged into my online bank account, took a look at my balance and had a huge grin on my face, half a million up on my personal target. woop woop
I imagine it will only be 2-3 more years before I hit the 50 mil mark (obviously not including family wealth which I will inherit)
Then I went outside to get some ciggy's whole of 2 minutes walk, but I decided to be flash and took the Bentley GT instead.
As I was driving past the bus stop some stunning blonde was eye fucking me, I honked at her and pointed for her to come towards me.
I said do you want a lift love? She said "yeah sure, and that's a stunning car"
I took her to work and started chatting her up and put my hand on her leg which she seemed to like and gave her a little kiss on the cheek and got her number. She is a dental nurse.
Invited her around for drinks after work, she lives opposite me. Molly is her name.
Then I thought about all the broke losers on GB. I thought about how Bigmc is working his 9.00-5.00pm Job running around scared he is not gonna hit his target and get the sack.
I thought to myself damn Joon. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
You done well my son.
You done well
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why do u feel the need to lie so much on here?
I don't understand why you want to keep up this persona of disliking me on the board yet being so sweet and nice on the phone?
is it some kind of power trip?
You have already driven my DB9 as you well know
Yet want to lie about my M6 which you have been in yourself to try and get one over on me on the internet cos u kinda don't want me to be big headed like u keep saying.
You need to learn to stay classy
your right brah im sorry
i love the way you always tell the truth on here
its very refreshing
keep living the dream champ
you are an inspiration
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That's a great car. I'll be eagerly waiting for it.
its very comfy, I am trading in my M6 for I8, althought I might just get and Audi R8 Spyder instead, same as Tul has
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did the cops come yet? :D
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your right brah im sorry
i love the way you always tell the truth on here
its very refreshing
keep living the dream champ
you are an inspiration
Thanks bro, I appreciate you being honest and not trolling people too much on here
I know that you want me to stay level headed and not be cocky
But I am who I am and not gonna change habbit of a lifetime.
I know you mean well and have my best interests at heart but smothering me with brotherly love is not going to help it will only make me feel suffocated.
I am and will always be about the bling and ching
The high rolling gambler
The adrenaline junkie
Its in my dna
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did the cops come yet? :D
yeah they came over convesation went like this:
Cops: Hi is that Milos?
Me: Yes sir what can I do for you?
Cops: We had a report from someone saying u are dealing drugs is that true?
Me: Oh god no officer, there is a known stalker in Canada who likes to make shit up and is harassing me, I like to shoot some short films sometimes as test shoots for gangta flick I am working on and also do some trolling videos for a trolling youtube chanel I am setting up.
Cops: No problem sir we understand sorry to have wasted your time but as protocal we have to follow up complaints as standard procedure.
I then had about a 30 minute conversation with them about working out and steroids, I showed them my stash. They were quite impressed and said "well sir taking steroids is not a criminal offence"
Oh and by the way in the UK you are allowed to have up to 4 marjuana plants ;)
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Thanks bro, I appreciate you being honest and not trolling people too much on here
I know that you want me to stay level headed and not be cocky
But I am who I am and not gonna change habbit of a lifetime.
I know you mean well and have my best interests at heart but smothering me with brotherly love is not going to help it will only make me feel suffocated.
I am and will always be about the bling and ching
The high rolling gambler
The adrenaline junkie
Its in my dna
you hit the nail on the head bro
you live on the edge
i mean you will suck a trannys cock and shrug it off like its nothing
you will relentlessly bully female members then laugh it off as trolling
you will spend 23 hours a day on here writing 5000 word essays about how rich and successful you are
you will befriend people off here with your nice guy image then pm everyone their info
you are the ultimate internet gangsta
a pin up for generation nothing
i salute you bro i salute you 8)
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No you are actually wrong. I started of doing my degree in English Literature and Philisophy at the Univercity of East Anglia in Norwich and was doing that for one year. I got rather drunk one night and ended up in hospital from alcohol poisoning and my dad had to come get me and he forced me to transfer over to London and do a degree in International Business and Marketing which I completed (most usless thing ever) and I finished of my English Lit and Philisophy degree through the open univercity system
so actuall it is only 2 degrees not 4
This university does not offer a degree with this name:
https://www.uea.ac.uk/literature/undergraduate-degrees
Perhaps you were a double-major and forgot about it?
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you hit the nail on the head bro
you live on the edge
i mean you will suck a trannys cock and shrug it off like its nothing
you will relentlessly bully female members then laugh it off as trolling
you will spend 23 hours a day on here writing 5000 word essays about how rich and successful you are
you will befriend people off here with your nice guy image then pm everyone their info
you are the ultimate internet gangsta
a pin up for generation nothing
i salute you bro i salute you 8)
can you provide some evidence or proof of above said false claims?
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This university does not offer a degree with this name:
https://www.uea.ac.uk/literature/undergraduate-degrees
Perhaps you were a double-major and forgot about it?
I woke up to say AHAHAHAHA to this
Back to sleep now
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No you are actually wrong. I started of doing my degree in English Literature and Philisophy at the Univercity of East Anglia in Norwich and was doing that for one year. I got rather drunk one night and ended up in hospital from alcohol poisoning and my dad had to come get me and he forced me to transfer over to London and do a degree in International Business and Marketing which I completed (most usless thing ever) and I finished of my English Lit and Philisophy degree through the open univercity system
so actuall it is only 2 degrees not 4
You may have 2 pieces of paper, but your 2 BA degrees are subsumed under 1.
IF you double major in English Lit and Philosophy, you only get ONE degree, i.e., you get 1 piece of paper (your actual graduation certificate). But 2 degrees are subsumed under that one paper. Thus, on a job interview, you wouldn't say you only have 1 BA degree. You have 2 BA degrees, English and Philosophy. They are two distinct fields of study, and if you have to major in 2 separate fields. But on the day of graduation, you only get ONE piece of paper, with all your degrees subsumed under it. If you major in 6 studies, and you graduate, you get ONE piece of paper, but you still have 6 degrees. This would hold true if they were all BA fields of study.
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This university does not offer a degree with this name:
https://www.uea.ac.uk/literature/undergraduate-degrees
Perhaps you were a double-major and forgot about it?
perhaps you should look up what they were offering 18 years ago when I actuallu started my degree.
courses and modules obviously change, surely you are not that stupid?
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I woke up to say AHAHAHAHA to this
Back to sleep now
wait so u can post on Friday u lying sack of shit :D
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perhaps you should look up what they were offering 18 years ago when I actuallu started my degree.
courses and modules obviously change, surely you are not that stupid?
Haha they actually do offer such a degree you fucking simpleton:
https://www.uea.ac.uk/philosophy/undergraduate-degrees
You don't even know what school you're pretending you were enrolled in :D
Hook, line, and sinker :D
Fuck off.
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wait so u can post on Friday u lying sack of shit :D
Wow youre stupid
If i can post for 24 hours starting noon Thursday.............
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You may have 2 pieces of paper, but your 2 BA degrees are subsumed under 1.
IF you double major in English Lit and Philosophy, you only get ONE degree, i.e., you get 1 piece of paper (your actual graduation certificate). But 2 degrees are subsumed under that one paper. Thus, on a job interview, you wouldn't say you only have 1 BA degree. You have 2 BA degrees, English and Philosophy. They are two distinct fields of study, and if you have to major in 2 separate fields. But on the day of graduation, you only get ONE piece of paper, with all your degrees subsumed under it. If you major in 6 studies, and you graduate, you get ONE piece of paper, but you still have 6 degrees. This would hold true if they were all BA fields of study.
incorrect again, I have two degrees from two different univercities, completed at different times, they have zero relation to each other
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Wow youre stupid
If i can post for 24 hours starting noon Thursday.............
Its not my fault you have backwards clock, oh and cops came and went this morning had fun, waiting on management and the animal welfare people, can u send em some emails giving em the hurry up ;)
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can you provide some evidence or proof of above said false claims?
yes i can
do i have your permission to pm the info to the mods :)
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Haha they actually do offer such a degree you fucking simpleton:
https://www.uea.ac.uk/philosophy/undergraduate-degrees
You don't even know what school you're pretending you were enrolled in :D
Hook, line, and sinker :D
Fuck off.
LMAO!!! ;D ;D
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LMAO!!! ;D ;D
joom is claiming i am you
didnt you meet skorp in new york
can you post a pic that proves you are in america
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incorrect again, I have two degrees from two different univercities, completed at different times, they have zero relation to each other
:D
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yes i can
do i have your permission to pm the info to the mods :)
No u have permission to posted it publically here for all to see, no need to get mods involved
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joom is claiming i am you
didnt you meet skorp in new york
can you post a pic that proves you are in america
How can we be the same person? You started to post in 2005 and I started to post in 2007. Thats a LONG fucking gimmick. With the amount we post, it would almost be impossible to go back and forth between both accounts.
Yes, I met Skorpio in NYC. He can attest to me being a real person, who lives in NYC!!!
Ill see what I can do about the picture :) :)
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Haha they actually do offer such a degree you fucking simpleton:
https://www.uea.ac.uk/philosophy/undergraduate-degrees
You don't even know what school you're pretending you were enrolled in :D
Hook, line, and sinker :D
Fuck off.
I didn't press the link or read or know what they offer now or don't
I just know they offered that degree when I did it 18 years ago.
I was only there for my first year.
Second year I transfered to London and started new degree from scratch
if u care to wager some money on it il post up proof but only if there is some money or something on it
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I didn't press the link or read or know what they offer now or don't
I just know they offered that degree when I did it 18 years ago.
I was only there for my first year.
Second year I transfered to London and started new degree from scratch
if u care to wager some money on it il post up proof but only if there is some money or something on it
ha ha
does he have to sign legal documents signing over all his property if he reveals your name
we know how this goes
ir how about a lie detector test ;D
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(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/201401/bentley-continental--2_600x0w.jpg)
::)
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I didn't press the link or read or know what they offer now or don't
I just know they offered that degree when I did it 18 years ago.
I was only there for my first year.
Second year I transfered to London and started new degree from scratch
if u care to wager some money on it il post up proof but only if there is some money or something on it
Why would I pay you $ for this ???
Just post them up and make me look stupid, isn't that satisfaction enough?
Are you also certain that you want to make the claim that you were enrolled in two UK universities simultaneously? Think carefully and do a bit of googling before answering.
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Why would I pay you $ for this ???
Just post them up and make me look stupid, isn't that satisfaction enough?
Are you also certain that you want to make the claim that you were enrolled in two UK universities simultaneously? Think carefully and do a bit of googling before answering.
He will have some lame excuse.
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I like Joon, he's entertaining, really. yet I have a feeling he's exhaggarating the claims "a little" bit.
Anyone in their sane mind (or coked mind) with a Bentley in their garage would be posting pics and vids of it from all the different agles just for the sake of complete and undeniable domination. That doesn't happen in this case. I think we've been lied to :-\
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I like Joon, he's entertaining, really. yet I have a feeling he's exhaggarating the claims "a little" bit.
Anyone in their sane mind (or coked mind) with a Bentley in their garage would be posting pics and vids of it from all the different agles just for the sake of complete and undeniable domination. That doesn't happen in this case. I think we've been lied to :-\
I once profiled the many accomplishments of slacker, someone should do a similar analysis on "Joon":
UPDATED FOR 2011
I have profiled the many fantastic feats of slacker before.
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I have compiled a "Profile in Courage" of slacker based on his posts...pretty average for a GetBigger, really. Please feel free to add any missing information.
Education
College degrees in business and “law enforcement”
Professions
Runs a million-dollar construction business
Has worked in the paper and pulp processing industry
Plans to open a gym in an empty building he owns
Formerly a police officer
Served in the United States Marine Corps
Athletics
Possesses a physique comparable to John Cena at 285+ lbs and 12% bf
Has a 13-0 boxing record, including nine KOs
Black belts in karate, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and an unknown third martial art
An accomplished mixed martial arts competitor
Competes in strongman
Champion arm wrestler
Member of a bowling league
Weightlifting and Bodybuilding
23" arms
36" waist
30" quads
18" calves
18" forearms
Can bench over 500 lbs but prefers to do sets with 335 for reps
Can squat 600 lbs
Can curl 235 lbs
Has a similar build to Spike with an extra 40 lbs
Hobbies
Stunt bike riding
Car racing (track and street)
Snowmobiling
Motorcycling
Ice skating
Miscellaneous notes
Owns a Corvette, a Dodge Viper, and five Mustangs (1999 and 2003 Cobras, a 1970 Mach1, and 2001 GT, and a 2007 GT 500)
Owns several pickup trucks
Knows and has fought Georges St. Pierre
Height fluctuates between 6-1 to 6-4
Has broken three jaws in various fights
Is set to star in a movie later this year
Recently sold his house and bought a lot in the country, where he plans to build a new house, likely with his bare hands
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slacker's most impressive feat is perhaps his ability to shrink and grow by sheer will. On March 10 he was 6'4" and around 295.
By March 30 he had shrunk an inch and lost 20 lbs.
slacker can also willingly fluctuate his body fat level by upwards of 6% over a matter of days.
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incorrect again, I have two degrees from two different univercities, completed at different times, they have zero relation to each other
;D :D ;D
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;D :D ;D
:D
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ha ha
does he have to sign legal documents signing over all his property if he reveals your name
we know how this goes
ir how about a lie detector test ;D
I don't care if anyone reveals my name, seventy five million people know it anyway...its not like I actually care or get annoyed by it...or say to myself boohooo oh shit they know my name....lololol
fuck I put my own address out myself anwyay
why?
cos I am absolutely fucking untouchable and a beast.
I give u permission to post up all my details and pm people to come over and test that theory out for themselves.
I ain't scarrrrrrrrrreeed... cos i'm a beast and everyone knows that;)
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;D :D ;D
yeah i dont bother with spelling to try and impress people, I am lazy typist
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I don't care if anyone reveals my name, seventy five million people know it anyway...its not like I actually care or get annoyed by it...or say to myself boohooo oh shit they know my name....lololol
fuck I put my own address out myself anwyay
why?
cos I am absolutely fucking untouchable and a beast.
I give u permission to post up all my details and pm people to come over and test that theory out for themselves.
I ain't scarrrrrrrrrreeed... cos i'm a beast and everyone knows that;)
i would never post your info
gave you my word
post it on the main forum if you are that bothered about it
not as i anyone could get pas that polish girl on the gate ;D
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i would never post your info
gave you my word
post it on the main forum if you are that bothered about it
not as i anyone could get pas that polish girl on the gate ;D
Haha I've seen the entrance. Far from secure :D
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An hour has passed. Where's a pic of a car? ::)
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I can feel the pressure building...building...
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I woke up this morning and scratched my balls. :-\
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An hour has passed. Where's a pic of a car? ::)
Is photographing the two degrees as well, may take another hour.
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I woke up this morning and scratched my balls. :-\
did you vouch for this guy ffs ;D
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I can feel the pressure building...building...
Any day now
Hey getbig, its Uncle Junior here. I have spoken to Ron and the other mods, and all things are good. Things are in the works. They have decided to let me back on. I will abide by all the rules. Fuck all of you guys. I hate all of you guys. I am going to start my own forum, which will run getbig into the ground. This place sucks and is sinking. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior. I just wanted to apologize to everyone. I take the internet too serious. Princess L, you are a darling. I love you. I would marry you if I can. Lets make this place great, a place we can all enjoy. Screw everyone here. I am exceptional beyond belief. You all wish you were me. Let me go post 100 videos and post them. I want to make everyone jealous. You are all beneath me. Hey, guy, its Uncle Junior here. I was thinking that I take the internet way too serious. The last few months I have laid off the drugs, no more partying or drinking. I just want to be friends with everyone here. I fucking hate everyone here. Except Princess L and OMR. I love you Princess L. Id marry you. I hate everyone else. Everyone is jealous. Im a hardcore gangster. No one knows. I got millions. Everyone here is average and I am exceptional. I started my own forum. I will take all of getbig members and run Ron into the group. Hey, guys, its Uncle Junior here. You know, I was thinking about how I take the internet too seriously. Getbig is a place we can all enjoy. I consider getbig to be like my second home. Fuck you guys.........
mwah
xoxoxo
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Joon up there with Goodrum re bullshit degrees, businesses, success, etc.
He is the first person who 'graduated' with a BA in philosophy who can't spell the subject!
Joon can bullshit all day and night long! The cops give him an escort to do dropoffs! Josh tells it like it is, not Joon.
Oh, yeah, Joon bullshitted about calling me recently. I haven't spoken to him for a very long time. 6 months at least.
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just gonna upload video of my bentley 2 mins
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Joon up there with Goodrum re bullshit degrees, businesses, success, etc.
He is the first person who 'graduated' with a BA in philosophy who can't spell the subject!
Joon can bullshit all day and night long! The cops give him an escort to do dropoffs! Josh tells it like it is, not Joon.
Oh, yeah, Joon bullshitted about calling me recently. I haven't spoken to him for a very long time. 6 months at least.
how much you wanna bet I will give u uni number and u can call alumni admissions and ask em, i will even give u letter saying u have my permission, deal?
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Joon you are far from stupid but you sure underestimate the Flotsam on Getbig.
You think you will be considered intelligent if you have a diploma or two? Shades of the Wizard of Oz!
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just gonna upload video of my bentley 2 mins
I'll take back my words if so. Would be a small step for you, but a big leap for GetBig in regaining faith in the stories you tell.
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I'll take back my words if so. Would be a small step for you, but a big leap for GetBig in regaining faith in the stories you tell.
I just uploaded it in bigmc's "meaning of wealth thread" have a look there
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Thanks gramps
come over next week, help me around the house a bit, my shoulders mashed.
thanks cuz
Btw joon, Bigmc is NOT SF1900
You can take that as a guarantee from me, you know I wouldn't lie to you. I met both dudes face to face.
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As I made my morning coffee, sparked up another blunt and took my morning line of ching.
I looked around my place, admiring its magnifence
Then I logged into my online bank account, took a look at my balance and had a huge grin on my face, half a million up on my personal target. woop woop
I imagine it will only be 2-3 more years before I hit the 50 mil mark (obviously not including family wealth which I will inherit)
Then I went outside to get some ciggy's whole of 2 minutes walk, but I decided to be flash and took the Bentley GT instead.
As I was driving past the bus stop some stunning blonde was eye fucking me, I honked at her and pointed for her to come towards me.
I said do you want a lift love? She said "yeah sure, and that's a stunning car"
I took her to work and started chatting her up and put my hand on her leg which she seemed to like and gave her a little kiss on the cheek and got her number. She is a dental nurse.
Invited her around for drinks after work, she lives opposite me. Molly is her name.
Then I thought about all the broke losers on GB. I thought about how Bigmc is working his 9.00-5.00pm Job running around scared he is not gonna hit his target and get the sack.
I thought to myself damn Joon.
You done well my son.
You done well
that is my sister you son of a bitch.
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I just uploaded it in bigmc's "meaning of wealth thread" have a look there
So... you managed to get out (in a balcony?), yet couldn't go right to the car and take vid from inside?
That's a nice car, but it is not yours. I can take plenty of vids like that in London, it doesn't mean anything. You are full of shit Joon, sorry.
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Who owns a Bentley and parks it outside and not in a garage? Ditto for BMW and other fancy cars.
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Who owns a Bentley and parks it outside and not in a garage? Ditto for BMW and other fancy cars.
If you live in an apartment block and there's no underground parking.
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So... you managed to get out (in a balcony?), yet couldn't go right to the car and take vid from inside?
That's a nice car, but it is not yours. I can take plenty of vids like that in London, it doesn't mean anything. You are full of shit Joon, sorry.
im busy i have builders in my life doesn't revolve around impressing you.
if you want me to film myself driving around in it i will do tonight if u ask nicely.
but not if you are gonna have this tone
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Btw joon, Bigmc is NOT SF1900
You can take that as a guarantee from me, you know I wouldn't lie to you. I met both dudes face to face.
Ok I trust you but he thinks I have given out his info which I never have or would.
I hope you realise this amigo. if you wanna have the bentley for weekend u can or the aston.
thing is u have always been nice to me and respectful off the board and I hope i have proven to be the same.
I like you alot
As I do Bigmc but he gets on my nerves with the constant accusations and lack of trust
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im busy i have builders in my life doesn't revolve around impressing you.
if you want me to film myself driving around in it i will do tonight if u ask nicely.
but not if you are gonna have this tone
You've discredited yourself already. I can rent any car for an hour too, it's just a no go from this point. Anyone with a bentley would be more than happy to take pics and vids in it even without asking (you are doing the same with your attic, as probably that's all you really can show in this case). You'd be filiming these short vids from your Bentley if you could, not from you attic, but you don't. I'm starting to think I actually have more money than you, even tho' I'm not a millionaire yet, but not poor either.
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Just fuck off you already you twat.
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Haters be hatin. Boats n hoes. Prestige worldwide. Just remember to ask daddy to leave you pizza money.
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Joon, can I borrow a million bucks. Have a great idea to turn it into $5 million in a few weeks and I'll split the profit with you.
Thanks
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Where is the photo with the degrees?
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Joon, can I borrow a million bucks. Have a great idea to turn it into $5 million in a few weeks and I'll split the profit with you.
Thanks
if you or anyone has any serious business ideas I would most certainly consider it.
the requirements would be:
a) not scared to pick of the phone and ring me
b) not scared to reveal your identity (which I wouldn't ever disclose)
c) have a solid 5 year business plan with ROI projections etc
feel free to pitch me
same goes for others
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I kind of lost interest. Was expecting Joon to be a real deal, now it's a more entertaining version of Goodrum (and with more money), but just a bluff at the end of the day. How cool would've it been if he went straight to that Bentley, unlocked it, and drove around his rich neighborhood. Every hater would've pissed his pants out of respect and surprise. Now it's just a bigmouth cokehead, blowing someones money on lines, whores and what not... Far from a millionaire level. I have a few friends who are actual millionaires and I know what kind of lifestyle is that very well, it is not the one of Joon, that's for sure.
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Ok I trust you but he thinks I have given out his info which I never have or would.
I hope you realise this amigo. if you wanna have the bentley for weekend u can or the aston.
thing is u have always been nice to me and respectful off the board and I hope i have proven to be the same.
I like you alot
As I do Bigmc but he gets on my nerves with the constant accusations and lack of trust
My take on it is if you were gona give out personal info you would have done so with Jeff's info a long time ago.
I do think you like to have people's info, but for your own entertainment and not for sharing or doing malicious things as that's not you.
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My take on it is if you were gona give out personal info you would have done so with Jeff's info a long time ago.
I do think you like to have people's info, but for your own entertainment and not for sharing or doing malicious things as that's not you.
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he likes to threaten it and push the boundaries
but he isnt malicious
just a little lost in the purple haze and white lines
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Sounds fun for a few years until you give yourself a heart attack or stroke. Those drugs catch up fast especially if you aren't taking care of yourself and watching what you eat. What good is all that if you end up ruining your health. Not judging you because me and my friends do the same shit we just reserve it for special occasions.
I have a buddy in his 30s who's a lawyer when I go to his place the whole time he's taking bong rips and doing lines. He's always sweating profusely he looks like shit ten years older then he should, he is burning the candle at both ends I wouldn't be surprised at all to hear he had a massive heart attack or something.
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he likes to threaten it and push the boundaries
Yes, it's his personal comfort blanket.
White lies is ok. A 630D being passed on as an M6 doesn't do anybody any harm lol
Join will never be happy, it's his personality. We accept him as he is...if he bought a Lambo Huracan tomorrow he'll try and convince us it's an Aventador...it's just joon.
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did you vouch for this guy ffs ;D
It's entertaining, slightly. ;)
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Il be at Luton casino tomorrow night with a couple of poker guys you may well recognise. I haven't been there since the refurb supposedto be nice.
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Il be at Luton casino tomorrow night with a couple of poker guys you may well recognise. I haven't been there since the refurb supposedto be nice.
Is that £100 20k gauranteed tourney still on a Saturday night. You know what I might come if I can get away but probably more like after 11ish. Things is if I come I don't wanna miss registration for the tourney cos the cash games are way to small for me
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Who owns a Bentley and parks it outside and not in a garage? Ditto for BMW and other fancy cars.
I hope your biceps suspinator machine is placed on an expensive carpet in a perfectly lit and airconditioned room. The suspinator is both a mechanical wonder and a piece of art. It deserves the best surroundings.
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My take on it is if you were gona give out personal info you would have done so with Jeff's info a long time ago.
I do think you like to have people's info, but for your own entertainment and not for sharing or doing malicious things as that's not you.
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I hope your biceps suspinator machine is placed on an expensive carpet in a perfectly lit and airconditioned room. The suspinator is both a mechanical wonder and a piece of art. It deserves the best surroundings.
How much does this contrapment actually cost?
I might buy one and stick it in the Natural History Museum
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Joons playing the ignore me card and act all civilized til my 24 hours is up then he will resume shit talking me.
cue his response for how i dont matter etc etc etc
more predictable than Potato pooping at 730 am
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Joons playing the ignore me card and act all civilized til my 24 hours is up then he will resume shit talking me.
cue his response for how i dont matter etc etc etc
more predictable than Potato pooping at 730 am
you don't matter ;D
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Not sure what the game is, im having dinner and then just a little look round the tables, will be there till about 1am.
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This university does not offer a degree with this name:
https://www.uea.ac.uk/literature/undergraduate-degrees
Perhaps you were a double-major and forgot about it?
Univercity probably withheld his degree when they learned his philisophy on English was better suited for Creative Spelling.
Which they didn't offer.
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How much does this contrapment actually cost?
I might buy one and stick it in the Natural History Museum
Natural History Museum. Yes, exactly where a mechanical invention belongs.
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.........".on top of the world " ::) ::) ::) ::)
But U live in England ;D ;D ;D
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Ahh, Joon says he has two arts degrees? Why are we doubting this? I live with a 13 year unemployed fella who came out of high school with some of the lowest grades you can attain (he's not quite a fool, though) and he has attained one BA and he would quite easily go do another if the government would kindly pay for it.
Secondly,
.........".on top of the world " ::) ::) ::) ::)
But U live in England ;D ;D ;D
England is a great place to live if you have money. It's just a shithole if you're a commoner (which is why I don't live there). I'd love to be loaded and living in London. Get a couple of season tickets to EPL teams, see a bunch of live music, escape into the wonderful English countryside...
It's the whole if you're a commoner "neighbours are on the other side of the wall" that keeps me out.
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Ahh, Joon says he has two arts degrees? Why are we doubting this? I live with a 13 year unemployed fella who came out of high school with some of the lowest grades you can attain (he's not quite a fool, though) and he has attained one BA and he would quite easily go do another if the government would kindly pay for it.
Secondly,
England is a great place to live if you have money. It's just a shithole if you're a commoner (which is why I don't live there). I'd love to be loaded and living in London. Get a couple of season tickets to EPL teams, see a bunch of live music, escape into the wonderful English countryside...
It's the whole if you're a commoner "neighbours are on the other side of the wall" that keeps me out.
Just too cold + too many Pakis :-\
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Just too cold + too many Pakis :-\
Pakis that don't know their role too, like joon
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I always hear of people from Europe commenting negatively on pakis.
What's their deal? In the U.S. they are just dudes that work at convenience stores. Are they problems over there?
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I always hear of people from Europe commenting negatively on pakis.
What's their deal? In the U.S. they are just dudes that work at convenience stores. Are they problems over there?
In the UK they are all like joon, ie they think they are equal to whites. But they rape children and smell and just aren't like us
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Have the degrees been posted yet?
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In the UK they are all like joon, ie they think they are equal to whites. But they rape children and smell and just aren't like us
No that would be your mum. xx
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No that would be your mum. xx
My mother is white
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Have the degrees been posted yet?
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My mother is white
No she is black
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U ever in Liverpool joon? About 15 of us from the gym are heading to amateur olympia in oct in liverpool
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U ever in Liverpool joon? About 15 of us from the gym are heading to amateur olympia in oct in liverpool
fucking amateurs, yes you are mate!
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Anytime you wake up and snort a line followed by a joint just isn`t good.
Been there done that got the T-shirt and the addictions to prove it.
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Anytime you wake up and snort a line followed by a joint just isn`t good.
Been there done that got the T-shirt and the addictions to prove it.
You make a good point, lol! I've done the "waking up and doing a line" thing just once when I was really into that stuff and even then, I felt wrong doing it, lol!
But I was even doing it before the gym in the bathroom, basically, everywhere, even in public, did not care if people saw me...
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Anytime you wake up and snort a line followed by a joint just isn`t good.
Been there done that got the T-shirt and the addictions to prove it.
It's fucking bliss actually, especially if you do a balloon after as well.
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Anytime you wake up and snort a line followed by a joint just isn`t good.
Been there done that got the T-shirt and the addictions to prove it.
Any stories during that time wes?
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Any stories during that time wes?
fuck that give us more stories of your mum
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Any stories during that time wes?
I was a complete mess man................horro r stories abound but I`ll leave them to the imagination.
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It's fucking bliss actually, especially if you do a balloon after as well.
It`s always a good time until somebody loses a fucking eye!! ;D
You`re getting a bit old Joon,hope you make it out alive.
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It`s always a good time until somebody loses a fucking eye!! ;D
You`re getting a bit old Joon,hope you make it out alive.
I am the perfect shining example of the fountain of youth, full of vitality, virility and verousity and I am now ready to detonate the sperm bank time bomb and cause a massive cumplosion,.... with my essence and the sheratenal of my spunk spray landing, infiltrating, invigorating, firing and penetrating my seed in any vagina(s) in sight.
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I was a complete mess man................horro r stories abound but I`ll leave them to the imagination.
I always steered clear of rec drugs and alcohol myself but one of my best friends brothers was a hero in addict for years so I know a lot about it. Looking back at some of the stuff it's funny now like the time he didn't arrive home from holiday in Spain (we're irish) and me and his brother went over to find him and he'd (with zero spanish language) started selling crack with a Spanish gang. I.saved him from jail heaps of times cos I often stood up in court to give him a reference and say he was working for me and got him giving talks to teenagers in the city's schools about drugs
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I always steered clear of rec drugs and alcohol myself but one of my best friends brothers was a hero in addict for years so I know a lot about it. Looking back at some of the stuff it's funny now like the time he didn't arrive home from holiday in Spain (we're irish) and me and his brother went over to find him and he'd (with zero spanish language) started selling crack with a Spanish gang. I.saved him from jail heaps of times cos I often stood up in court to give him a reference and say he was working for me and got him giving talks to teenagers in the city's schools about drugs
Sorry to hear about your brother but we seldom see examples that heavy, even in movies!
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Sorry to hear about your brother but we seldom see examples that heavy, even in movies!
Hes my friends brother. He's better now, on methadone treatment. He's 30 and lost all his teeth through heroin abuse and had a bone removed from his lower leg as it got infected from injecting there.
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Hes my friends brother. He's better now, on methadone treatment. He's 30 and lost all his teeth through heroin abuse and had a bone removed from his lower leg as it got infected from injecting there.
Geez man, your posts don't get any better do they, lol? That is freaky crazy shit. Losing teeth and amputations???
Have you guys tried getting him in the gym?
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I always steered clear of rec drugs and alcohol myself but one of my best friends brothers was a hero in addict for years so I know a lot about it. Looking back at some of the stuff it's funny now like the time he didn't arrive home from holiday in Spain (we're irish) and me and his brother went over to find him and he'd (with zero spanish language) started selling crack with a Spanish gang. I.saved him from jail heaps of times cos I often stood up in court to give him a reference and say he was working for me and got him giving talks to teenagers in the city's schools about drugs
I can relate bud,I did some really crazy shit.
As my drug use and alcoholism progressed,the shit I did got nuttier!
Glad to be clean sober and alive today.
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Geez man, your posts don't get any better do they, lol? That is freaky crazy shit. Losing teeth and amputations???
Have you guys tried getting him in the gym?
Yeah he is training in the gym now but his stomach is longterm fucked from drug abuse so he doesn't eat much.
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Yeah he is training in the gym now but his stomach is longterm fucked from drug abuse so he doesn't eat much.
Look at it this way bro,he`s fucking lucky to be alive.
I sat down and counted once about 150 people I used to get high and drink with had died from their own abuse......gunshots.OD`s,suicides,car wrecks,murder,etc. etc.
I consider myself blessed cause I was heavy into it off and on for 33 years.
No preaching here,just being real.
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Look at it this way bro,he`s fucking lucky to be alive.
I sat down and counted once about 150 people I used to get high and drink with had died from their own abuse......gunshots.OD`s,suicides,car wrecks,murder,etc. etc.
I consider myself blessed cause I was heavy into it off and on for 33 years.
No preaching here,just being real.
How did you keep up the bodybuilding along the way?
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Look at it this way bro,he`s fucking lucky to be alive.
I guess he'd be luckier to be dead. Many people choose that way for an indirect suicide.
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How did you keep up the bodybuilding along the way?
Bbing or using heroin, it's about injecting at the end of the day. Must be not that difficult to join these.
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How did you keep up the bodybuilding along the way?
I didn`t.......trained off and on between bouts or binges.
Always knew I had a problem,no denial issues from me.
Tried to combine boozing and training,but it was a complete flop,just like I was. ;)
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Look at it this way bro,he`s fucking lucky to be alive.
I sat down and counted once about 150 people I used to get high and drink with had died from their own abuse......gunshots.OD`s,suicides,car wrecks,murder,etc. etc.
I consider myself blessed cause I was heavy into it off and on for 33 years.
No preaching here,just being real.
I'd read your autobiography, wes. Most likely borrow from the library, but I'd read that shit.
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I'd read your autobiography, wes. Most likely borrow from the library, but I'd read that shit.
It would be a good read.....I`ve worn a lot of hats in my day.
I say this in all seriousness,lots of people have told me I should write a book...............but I`d probably end up in prison if I did! ;D
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It would be a good read.....I`ve worn a lot of hats in my day.
I say this in all seriousness,lots of people have told me I should write a book...............but I`d probably end up in prison if I did! ;D
Would love to wear you sometime, stud.