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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: SF1900 on February 27, 2016, 07:52:58 PM
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From the back, Branch is really starting to deteriorate. Perhaps Brian and Johnnie can have an intervention. :-\ :-\ :-\
(http://i65.tinypic.com/29qkuwh.jpg)
(http://i67.tinypic.com/o7iut1.jpg)
(http://i63.tinypic.com/ajnhpt.jpg)
(http://i68.tinypic.com/2ist549.jpg)
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That right lat is about as atrophied as Ronnie's was in '07.
The way he does pulldowns too... just hurts thinking about it.
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That right lat is about as atrophied as Ronnie's was in '07.
The way he does pulldowns too... just hurts thinking about it.
His left bicep looks like its also going downhill.
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..."like a bag of smashed assholes"...
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All he can do now is get lean. The rest has gone to shit.
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All he can do now is get lean. The rest has gone to shit.
His only saving grace is his hamstrings and calves. Those have held up. The rest is going downhill.
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His left bicep looks like its also going downhill.
The correct expression is that his left bicep looks like it's going Dan Hill.
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From the back, Branch is really starting to deteriorate. Perhaps Brian and Johnnie can have an intervention. :-\ :-\ :-\
(http://i65.tinypic.com/29qkuwh.jpg)
Squatty little thing. Starting to look more and more like something you'd scoop out of the litter box.
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Looks like shit.
I mean, he really, truly does.
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All he can do now is get lean.
isnt that the top level?
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The correct expression is that his left bicep looks like it's going Dan Hill.
LMAO!! ;D ;D ;D
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Squatty little thing. Starting to look more and more like something you'd scoop out of the litter box.
He's been looking bad for a good 2+ years. But each year, he gets worse and worse.
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Looks like shit.
I mean, he really, truly does.
He keeps getting rewarded because he "carries a ton of mass" and is "shredded." ::) ::)
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isnt that the top level?
Yes, getting lean, but it doesn't also mean looking like utter garbage. :) :) :)
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Legs are wayyyy unbalanced.
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isnt that the top level?
Not quite sure what you mean. However if leaness is the end all be all then an anorexic should win the show.
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Legs are wayyyy unbalanced.
His right leg is atrophied like his right lat.
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There honestly isn't a word that properly describes how terrible that physique is.
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There honestly isn't a word that properly describes how terrible that physique is.
How about "Turdzilla" ?
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The expression on his face; he looks like a guy that is standing in the bushes at night; spying through some woman's bedroom window
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From the back, Branch is really starting to deteriorate. Perhaps Brian and Johnnie can have an intervention. :-\ :-\ :-\
(http://i65.tinypic.com/29qkuwh.jpg)
(http://i67.tinypic.com/o7iut1.jpg)
(http://i63.tinypic.com/ajnhpt.jpg)
(http://i68.tinypic.com/2ist549.jpg)
(http://i65.tinypic.com/2zqra1e.png)
Ugliest physique in bodybuilding today. Absolutely terrible that this guy even makes a top 10 line up. Looks like a melted down garden gnome statue.
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It doesn't matter how bad he looks, He will get Top 2-3, hell, he might win the Arnold, again ;D
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Its very apparent, Branch Warren Pays his dues, straight from the tap. Hopefully Trish figured that out already ;D
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What a fukkin mess. It's disgrace even for this weird sport to have such a dysfigured gnome on the stage.
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3rd place.
(http://musculardevelopment.com/contests/1932-levrone-classic/2016/629-branch-warren/629-branch-warren-23_final.jpg)
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Dude is gonna be worse off then Ronnie at the end of his career. He's gonna need to replace his anabolic shots with morphine shots.
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mutating into another life form.. :o :o :o :o :o i think maybe one of these..
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3rd place.
(http://musculardevelopment.com/contests/1932-levrone-classic/2016/629-branch-warren/629-branch-warren-23_final.jpg)
Yup, that abomination got 3rd place, and will be top 6 in the Arnold. ::)
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Booom! Lights out - Game Over!
(http://www.musculardevelopment.com//contests/1932-levrone-classic/2016/629-branch-warren/629-branch-warren-73_final.jpg)
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BRANCH IS A MESS
and everybody knows it on this board.....WoooSHHHHHHHH Its laughable
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Dude is ripped but looks really "lumpy".
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Dude is ripped but looks really "lumpy".
Is he fuck ripped, hes as bloated and watery as fuck,
In case you are wondering what ripped is
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Dude is ripped but looks really "lumpy".
This is ripped? :o :o :o
(http://i64.tinypic.com/33mrl8w.png)
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^^^^
(http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Sad-patrick-About-To-Burst-Into-Tears-On-Spongebob-Squarepants-Gif.gif)
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10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag!
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Built like a brick shit house. :-\
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Is he fuck ripped, hes as bloated and watery as fuck,
In case you are wondering what ripped is
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8f/3f/4b/8f3f4b75342f58dc46b23fce2ad7ec66.jpg)
I almost saw a cock shopped into his back. I swear this place is responsible for me thinking I saw that for a split second!
(looks a bit like a tip of a cock though in the upper part, no?)
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(http://i63.tinypic.com/ajnhpt.jpg)
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I'll say it again. Just because I feel very strongly that I'm correct. Twig is going to be in excruciating pain once he stops the pro juicing.
To view his body is to hear its silent scream for mercy.
He's pushed it too hard and for too long. Its deterioration is obvious.
Warren is in for one hell of a wake up call.
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(http://s15.postimg.org/3nbhp6hej/Branchasaurus_Rex_2011.jpg)
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hahaha, love the photoshop of Branch!!! Can barely tell it's choped it looks so real!
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This is ripped? :o :o :o
(http://i64.tinypic.com/33mrl8w.png)
Not one iota of detail. Looks like a collection of bumps and cysts. Dude used to look pretty solid too.
How much cock has be sucked?
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Not one iota of detail. Looks like a collection of bumps and cysts. Dude used to look pretty solid too.
How much cock has be sucked?
The judges seem to really like him. I suspect its because he has a big following and draws in the crows. Hes always referred to as a "blue collar" bodybuilder. ::) ::) ::) In this sense, the IFBB probably think he has good marketability, given where he trains, how he trains, etc. In this day and age, that "hardcore" attitude is what sells.
I cant imagine any other reason why he still places high.
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And,he doesn't have a history of fucking citrus on camera.
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And,he doesn't have a history of fucking citrus on camera.
If that came into play, then Kai would not be runner up multiple years at the Mr. O and Arnold winner.
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I can't really critique his physique as it's better than mine, however "bag of smashed assholes," seems to describe it pretty well. But beyond his physique, this Napolean midget has problem by acting tough 24/7 and talking down to just about everyone, and I can't wait to see someone smack the slick talk out of his mouth.
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Has he fulfilled his "destiny" of winning the Mr. Olympia yet?
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I can't really critique his physique as it's better than mine, however "bag of smashed assholes," seems to describe it pretty well. But beyond his physique, this Napolean midget has problem by acting tough 24/7 and talking down to just about everyone, and I can't wait to see someone smack the slick talk out of his mouth.
You can critique his physique even though its better than yours (the same reason why sport announcers can critique athletes, without necessarily being an athlete). We are not comparing his physique to the everyday "joe." We are comparing it in terms of IFBB standards. With that said, he obviously looks better than me, yet, he still looks horrible from a professional standpoint.
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Has he fulfilled his "destiny" of winning the Mr. Olympia yet?
He said its Gods intention to have him win the Mr. O. :D :D :D :D
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The expression on his face; he looks like a guy that is standing in the bushes at night; spying through some woman's man's bedroom window
Fixed
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Fixed
To each his own.
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From the back, Branch is really starting to deteriorate. Perhaps Brian and Johnnie can have an intervention. :-\ :-\ :-\
(http://i65.tinypic.com/29qkuwh.jpg)
(http://i67.tinypic.com/o7iut1.jpg)
(http://i63.tinypic.com/ajnhpt.jpg)
(http://i68.tinypic.com/2ist549.jpg)
(http://i65.tinypic.com/2zqra1e.png)
He looks like something you'd find in a KFC bucket.
WooSHHHHHH
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Fixed
He can peer through my window. ;D
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Aside from the torn muscles, Branch has a flat stomach, always comes into shows in condition, has all the bodyparts.
He honestly should have kept the look he had when he turned pro and learned how to train properly instead of swinging the dam weights everywhere.
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The expression on his face; he looks like a guy that is standing in the bushes at night; spying through some woman's bedroom window
;D
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Ripped? More like ripped up.
In all fairness though, a lot of the older guys who have been pounding the weights hard all the time for years and years... their lats seem to be the first to go. I talked to Haney and Taylor before about this and they told me that many of the pros they knew that suffered from this is because they have totally blown out their RCs, labrums, and have severe tendonitis/bursitis/arthritis in their shoulder regions that make flexing and expanding the muscle outwards impossible.
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Ripped? More like ripped up.
In all fairness though, a lot of the older guys who have been pounding the weights hard all the time for years and years... their lats seem to be the first to go. I talked to Haney and Taylor before about this and they told me that many of the pros they knew that suffered from this is because they have totally blown out their RCs, labrums, and have severe tendonitis/bursitis/arthritis in their shoulder regions that make flexing and expanding the muscle outwards impossible.
I have to do all my back exercises with underhand grip, due to Rcufs tendonitis. The same for chest.
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When did he tear the pec?
Branch doesn't subscribe to the saying "if you don't have it, don't hit it"....his mantra is "if you don't have it, hit it harder than everyone else".
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turd
swirling the drain that refuses to flush
where's hank wood when you need him
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Branch is regarded as Pro Bodybuilding's 'obnoxious son'.
His behaviour in the gym and at Expos is truly vile. This angry man, who stands at only 5 foot 6 inches, has had a damaging influence on this so-called sport! It may have something to do with his unresolved 'aggression issues' and poor-personal-hygiene-standards....just to list a few.
Lift your game Branch! It is time to join the human race.
Poor little Branch.
How is this 'Neanderthal of MetroFlex' going to solve the problems of burnt-out-receptors, a bad attitude and distorted-lines?
Branch, all the pharmaceuticals in the world could not solve your body-image issues. Maybe it is time to look in a 'new sewer' for that ever elusive solution?
There has been so much written about how ugly Branch is!
He is described as a simple man with rancid body odour, poor lines and bloated abdomen who is always making an 'ass of himself' in every gym he trains in!
For Christ sake Branch, grow up! You were born ugly with appalling genetics but this no reason to continually act in such anti-social ways!
Not hating, just my opinion.
Branch is regarded as a pro who has one of the most vascular heads in the sport.
What a pity 'cranium vascularity' is not part of the judging criteria.
Hang in there Branch, women may find you repulsive but i know that only 'makes you stronger'.....hahahahaha.
Branch share some of those war stories.
How about the time you ate 4 roast chickens in a sitting and your stomach nearly exploded from the hormones....
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Would love to see a guy like Branch backstage at a show crossing some twink like those fags on stage and shoulder check him in the wall.
Some good ol' fashioned bullying, just to show em who's boss...
(awaits SF1900 reply on how bullying is horrible and such, lol...)
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Branch is an ignoramus.
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The guy actually has amazing lines, shape and genetics. Just has taken it too far in the mass direction and can't reverse the Palumboism. Here's a teen pic from 20 years ago. Show me a guy at this year's nationals or USA who looks this good.
(http://www.fisicoculturismo.org/fotos/albums/branch-warren/fotos_branch_warren_030.jpg)
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The guy actually has amazing lines, shape and genetics. Just has taken it too far in the mass direction and can't reverse the Palumboism. Here's a teen pic from 20 years ago. Show me a guy at this year's nationals or USA who looks this good.
(http://www.fisicoculturismo.org/fotos/albums/branch-warren/fotos_branch_warren_030.jpg)
Everyday teenager looks complete with flowing hair and wrinkle-free baby face. Must've been tired from constantly fighting off the girls (and schmoes) with a stick.
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Someone mentioned that his stomach is flat, and that is somewhat true. A rare case of palumboism where the distension isn't the main distracting factor.
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what a complete mess
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Repost:
If the guy is proud of shots like this, I don't think he's easily phased by criticism...
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Would love to see a guy like Branch backstage at a show crossing some twink like those fags on stage and shoulder check him in the wall.
Some good ol' fashioned bullying, just to show em who's boss...
(awaits SF1900 reply on how bullying is horrible and such, lol...)
Your fantasies say a lot about you. ::)
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turd
swirling the drain that refuses to flush
where's hank wood when you need him
He became a Mod at another board and fucked off.