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Title: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Deeplifter on October 10, 2016, 07:47:00 AM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: d0nny2600 on October 10, 2016, 07:50:09 AM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?
Transfer the 70k to me and you will be instantly happy
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: R.A.M. on October 10, 2016, 07:50:09 AM
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Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Deeplifter on October 10, 2016, 07:50:46 AM
Cmon guys looking for some serious advice here
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Nether Animal on October 10, 2016, 07:54:07 AM
You still have time to join the 27 club.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: YngiweRhoads on October 10, 2016, 07:55:00 AM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

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Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: SilverSpoon on October 10, 2016, 07:55:14 AM
You haven't been living.

You've just been killing time.

Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 10, 2016, 07:55:43 AM
lol at

-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-Virgin
-Around 70k saved up


Take 2 grand of the 70k you saved up and bang 300 dollar a night whores for a week. You'll then have 68K saved up and you wont be a virgin anymore. Then drain your family's business accounts and report your family as a sleeping Terror cell...
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Deeplifter on October 10, 2016, 07:57:31 AM
You haven't been living.

You've just been killing time.



Thats EXACTLY how I feel. I feel like I have let my parents make all my decisions for me (still my responsibility)
I lost contact with all my friends for years and now that I re-connected with them, all of them are married have bought houses and have meaningful relationships.

And I'm just here finishing my degree and havn't even found my first girlfriend

Wow what have I been doing with my fucking life.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: FREAKgeek on October 10, 2016, 07:57:42 AM
Whose gimmick is this?
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Deeplifter on October 10, 2016, 07:58:16 AM
lol at

-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-Virgin
-Around 70k saved up


Take 2 grand of the 70k you saved up and bang 300 dollar a night whores for a week. You'll then have 68K saved up and you wont be a virgin anymore. Then drain your family's business accounts and report your family as a sleeping Terror cell...

Honestly the only thing I want is a meaningful relationship. Don't care too much about the debauchery.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 10, 2016, 07:58:45 AM
Is that 70K sitting in a bank account just melting away with the Jew Bankers taking ownership?  Keep your eye out on stocks.  If Trump wins the market will crash but will then rebound.  You can make some awesome money.
Otherwise, buy a franchise.  In case you didn't know Krispy Kreme used to limit themselves to two stores per metropolitan areas.  That meant driving 20-30 minutes just for a donut.  Now that they sold to a big investment firm they opened up franchises.  Now is a good time to get one in a heavy traffic area, especially near blue collar work areas and night clubs.  You can make bank in the morning with the workers and at night with drunk club goers.


EDIT - by the way, if you still live at home at 27 you better be fucking helping pay for mortgage, food etc... Even pony up to get a housekeeper every week to help clean your house so your mom doesn't have to.

DOUBLE EDIT - being a virgin and wanting a girlfriend are a recipe for disaster.  Go and fuck a few whores because what will happen is you'll meet some chick, she'll give you some pussy and you'll instantly fall in love and she might end up being a complete psycho, fuck you over, make you spend your money and since you're finally getting some pussy you'll be her slave.  Not a good position to be in.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: _bruce_ on October 10, 2016, 08:03:35 AM
Whose gimmick is this?

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Deeplifter on October 10, 2016, 08:05:26 AM
Is that 70K sitting in a bank account just melting away with the Jew Bankers taking ownership?  Keep your eye out on stocks.  If Trump wins the market will crash but will then rebound.  You can make some awesome money.
Otherwise, buy a franchise.  In case you didn't know Krispy Kreme used to limit themselves to two stores per metropolitan areas.  That meant driving 20-30 minutes just for a donut.  Now that they sold to a big investment firm they opened up franchises.  Now is a good time to get one in a heavy traffic area, especially near blue collar work areas and night clubs.  You can make bank in the morning with the workers and at night with drunk club goers.


EDIT - by the way, if you still live at home at 27 you better be fucking helping pay for mortgage, food etc... Even pony up to get a housekeeper every week to help clean your house so your mom doesn't have to.

DOUBLE EDIT - being a virgin and wanting a girlfriend are a recipe for disaster.  Go and fuck a few whores because what will happen is you'll meet some chick, she'll give you some pussy and you'll instantly fall in love and she might end up being a complete psycho, fuck you over, make you spend your money and since you're finally getting some pussy you'll be her slave.  Not a good position to be in.

Actually I am thinking of using it as downpayment for an investment property. The real estate market is good in Canada.

Its funny you mentioned that - I did get a girlfriend and almost became her slave. Relationship ended and I became severely depressed. Honestly, it only happened last month but I think it was the best thing to happen to me. It kind of "woke me up" like neo from the matrix about my situation.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 10, 2016, 08:13:53 AM
Actually I am thinking of using it as downpayment for an investment property. The real estate market is good in Canada.

Its funny you mentioned that - I did get a girlfriend and almost became her slave. Relationship ended and I became severely depressed. Honestly, it only happened last month but I think it was the best thing to happen to me. It kind of "woke me up" like neo from the matrix about my situation.

Yes, but it's a short memory, once you stick your cock into her warm vag you'll be her slave again.  If you're lucky she'll be a good girl, but that is 1 in 100.  The majority will know that you are slave to her pussy and will try to milk you for all it's worth.  Don't buy presents except for maybe birthday and christmas and keep it under $100.  Don't get caught buying an expensive gift because you'll set expectations too high that anything you buy that is less will never compare forcing to keep beating your last gift.  If she tries to blackmail sex for favors ( girls are real good at this and don't make it obvious) then drop her.  They know that once you got a hard on that your brain is mush.  Canada has a lot of the best strip clubs where the chicks are full nude and they will do a lot behind closed doors.  Spend $100 a week fucking a whore just to get it out of your system.  You'll feel better.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Rascal full on October 10, 2016, 08:23:43 AM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

Plenty of hope for you so chin up! You are only 27 and have 70k that's a great position to be in. What do you want from life? What gets your juices flowing? Name some of your passions and we can advise you more.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Thong Maniac on October 10, 2016, 09:26:40 AM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

dude im empathize with you for sure. the 27 virgin thing, bro...take 1k and bang a high end escort. Done! it will be fun, and will get it off your mind. 500-100 will get you a big fake titted skinny porn looking chic in many cities.

money; 70k is more than most americans have in their name and your only 27. good spot to be in. id put 20-30k immediately into some mod-risky mutal funds, or buy a small quaint house in a city center (not suburbs, and NOT a condo).
do not play with short term investing on stocks. its just legalized gambling and if you dont know what u are doing you will lose BIG. i gamble here n there in stocks and i lose like 70 percent of the time. dont let rich piania fool you. you need algorythms, real-time trade software etc. and know how to play it. takes years. dont do it.

hell man im early thirties and married and feel like you do. just living and collecting a paycheck. no real substance. when i feel like this, i think about teens and young adults who died in battle as virgins or before they even got to do anything. like a 15 yr old in the civil war made to take a musket ball to the face.  just life gone in a flash, boom. done. while im sitting here eating good food in a nice house and complaining that mynlife has no substance. atleast im alive I suppose so i snap out of it, but i feel what u are saying for sure. some people love that instagram meaningless life of selfies and goochi shoes. i want something more, so I do get depressed often when I feel like its unobtainable.

man you gotta travel for a year or something. for real, my advice take 3k...hit up a thailand/vietnam adventure for 3 weeks. come home, then move out and get on with it. i know its hard since your a virgin, but after having sex for years...part of me feels like i should have just moved to a diff country, not worried about pussy a single bit, and followed my dreams of (well im still not sure what those dreams are...).

oh and throw your cultural norms out the fucking window. if they are keeping you from being happy, then toss them the fuck out and make your own norms/culture

Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: spiro on October 10, 2016, 09:54:42 AM
Get the hell out of your parents home finish school start hitting the gym and get a job. Women will come and go.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: #1GymRat on October 10, 2016, 10:09:29 AM
not best advice to give advice when you not even taking your own advice. fix your thign first then tell others how or else you are just a guy who is tellign people things but not doing same things you say. your advice should not be taken!  you are depresed

dude im empathize with you for sure. the 27 virgin thing, bro...take 1k and bang a high end escort. Done! it will be fun, and will get it off your mind. 500-100 will get you a big fake titted skinny porn looking chic in many cities.

money; 70k is more than most americans have in their name and your only 27. good spot to be in. id put 20-30k immediately into some mod-risky mutal funds, or buy a small quaint house in a city center (not suburbs, and NOT a condo).
do not play with short term investing on stocks. its just legalized gambling and if you dont know what u are doing you will lose BIG. i gamble here n there in stocks and i lose like 70 percent of the time. dont let rich piania fool you. you need algorythms, real-time trade software etc. and know how to play it. takes years. dont do it.

hell man im early thirties and married and feel like you do. just living and collecting a paycheck. no real substance. when i feel like this, i think about teens and young adults who died in battle as virgins or before they even got to do anything. like a 15 yr old in the civil war made to take a musket ball to the face.  just life gone in a flash, boom. done. while im sitting here eating good food in a nice house and complaining that mynlife has no substance. atleast im alive I suppose so i snap out of it, but i feel what u are saying for sure. some people love that instagram meaningless life of selfies and goochi shoes. i want something more, so I do get depressed often when I feel like its unobtainable.

man you gotta travel for a year or something. for real, my advice take 3k...hit up a thailand/vietnam adventure for 3 weeks. come home, then move out and get on with it. i know its hard since your a virgin, but after having sex for years...part of me feels like i should have just moved to a diff country, not worried about pussy a single bit, and followed my dreams of (well im still not sure what those dreams are...).

oh and throw your cultural norms out the fucking window. if they are keeping you from being happy, then toss them the fuck out and make your own norms/culture


Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Thong Maniac on October 10, 2016, 10:33:39 AM
not best advice to give advice when you not even taking your own advice. fix your thign first then tell others how or else you are just a guy who is tellign people things but not doing same things you say. your advice should not be taken!  you are depresed


so you think im depressed or are u just being a dick? im always self analyzing myself, so please offer suggestions. im honestly open to suggestions if you have some.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: bushwaiter on October 10, 2016, 10:35:17 AM
lol at

-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-Virgin
-Around 70k saved up


Take 2 grand of the 70k you saved up and bang 300 dollar a night whores for a week. You'll then have 68K saved up and you wont be a virgin anymore. Then drain your family's business accounts and report your family as a sleeping Terror cell...

this may be the best answer in the history of answers
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Deeplifter on October 10, 2016, 10:43:47 AM
Thanks guys, I think I shouldn't let my negative beliefs hold me back. If theres a will theres a way
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Rudee on October 10, 2016, 10:49:19 AM
I bought my first condo 1bdrm+den when I had just turned 30.  Was best decision I ever made.  Had it for 6 years before selling it, and made a very nice profit.  Used the profit from my condo sale and put that down on another condo that was a 2bdrm and had underground parking, that was just a 2 minute walk from the YMCA.  Lived there for a few years before selling it at a profit and bought my first detached house with an attached garage.  If you can get in the market at a good time, you can slowly move up to a nicer place in a nicer neighborhood every few years or so provided your property increases in value, and you make you nicely even after the realtor fees.  The amount I owe to the bank is low enough that I have a bank line of credit instead of a conventional mortgage.  The market has since slowed down in Calgary due to the low oil prices.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: #1GymRat on October 10, 2016, 10:53:07 AM
first step realize where you are and asking and giving advice. you are in the stage of not happy and not sad and second guess. should see doctor or stop beign mental patient who ask why is or who is. sometimes just is. many people here take one situation and tell everyone that everthning is same and always will be but they not really no.


so you think im depressed or are u just being a dick? im always self analyzing myself, so please offer suggestions. im honestly open to suggestions if you have some.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Karpaasi on October 10, 2016, 10:57:25 AM
At this point it is a good thing that you don't have a girlfriend. You're not ready for it. Women will walk over you if you don't posses certain mental toughness and assertiveness. Respect for yourself. If you're like a boss women will come to you and want to be your girlfriend. I would suggest go to tinder or talk to a stranger in a street or go a bar to approach women. The more you do it, less needy you become and you learn social dynamics between man and women.

Invest the money you have saved in yourself! There is a plenty of guys like you so don't worry about it.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: calfzilla on October 10, 2016, 11:01:21 AM
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Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: wes on October 10, 2016, 11:11:33 AM
Thanks guys, I think I shouldn't let my negative beliefs hold me back. If theres a will theres a way
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Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 10, 2016, 11:16:29 AM
you are going into finance

now just get into mma and you are golden
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 10, 2016, 11:18:09 AM
Get the hell out of your parents home finish school start hitting the gym and get a job. Women will come and go.
he's finishing school and going into business with his family

sounds sweet i wish i could work with family

i hate working with power tripping managers fucking up my cortisol levels and shit
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: funk51 on October 10, 2016, 11:19:23 AM
the answer my friend is blowing in the wind ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 10, 2016, 11:21:23 AM
the answer my friend is blowing in the wind ::) ::) ::) ::)
that guy thinks he has hair

hilarious picture
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: #1GymRat on October 10, 2016, 11:25:13 AM
ha ha yeah ok. is nightculb started yet so you can clean bathroom with friend and spill drinks on costomers? you hate manager but try being manager and you see how it is. looser in thinking but not doing is the problem.

he's finishing school and going into business with his family

sounds sweet i wish i could work with family

i hate working with power tripping managers fucking up my cortisol levels and shit
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 10, 2016, 11:26:38 AM
ha ha yeah ok. is nightculb started yet so you can clean bathroom with friend and spill drinks on costomers? you hate manager but try being manager and you see how it is. looser in thinking but not doing is the problem.

fight me in real life see what happens
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Julio Ceasar on October 10, 2016, 11:32:29 AM
Your lie will not be better. You will be bald and more fat. More lonely. Life is a bitch!

Kil yourself or hang in there. It will never be better. Trust me!

U can have your fat paki grilfriend who never work out, and complaining about you, 2 kids saggy tits. Clothes smelling fried chips.

But you will always have the opportunity to jerk of to internet babes!

Most kids think life begin after school hahahah! They are so fucking stupid. Schooltime is the best time in your life! After that it only become worse!
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: #1GymRat on October 10, 2016, 11:33:02 AM
i will meet you in thaliland but you not fight me and spend all your money on unga bunga indiano jones woman and get aids and i go home. looser


fight me in real life see what happens
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Julio Ceasar on October 10, 2016, 11:34:37 AM
Getting a job and work is fucktime. Fucktime up your asshole! Day and night! Welcome to life!
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 10, 2016, 11:37:32 AM
then stand up and be a man instead if a neutered little feninized cuckold
everytime i try to establish my dominance over my manager i get fired

this time i will just wait until manager retires then it will be my time

or just open night club and be a real man not a homo wage cuck

 :-\
Getting a job and work is fucktime. Fucktime up your asshole! Day and night! Welcome to life!
it's not a good life

good life is being entrepreneur with lots of money and women
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Hulkotron on October 10, 2016, 11:37:40 AM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

Serious response, $70,000 in savings at age 27 is very good.  Hopefully that is not just sitting in a checking account, put it to work and get something going for retirement if you aren't already.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: #1GymRat on October 10, 2016, 11:46:50 AM
how you know? you will start culb but clean bathroom to and get poo on fingers and run in hair. when you bring ugly girl home she smell shit hair an leave.

everytime i try to establish my dominance over my manager i get fired

this time i will just wait until manager retires then it will be my time

or just open night club and be a real man not a homo wage cuck

 :-\it's not a good life

good life is being entrepreneur with lots of money and women
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: bushwaiter on October 10, 2016, 11:48:44 AM
how you know? you will start culb but clean bathroom to and get poo on fingers and run in hair. when you bring ugly girl home she smell shit hair an leave.


what in the, does google have a translator for this?
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 10, 2016, 11:49:12 AM
Serious response, $70,000 in savings at age 27 is very good.  Hopefully that is not just sitting in a checking account, put it to work and get something going for retirement if you aren't already.
depends on his net worth

if thats all he has that's only 10k per year since he was 20 :-\
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Danimal77 on October 10, 2016, 12:04:40 PM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

Another gimmick?  ::)
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Dr Dutch on October 10, 2016, 12:08:58 PM
Life was great when I was 27......I wasn't even a doctor yet, had the best looking girlfriend in town and a nice dark blue BMW....
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: #1GymRat on October 10, 2016, 12:23:42 PM
not spook but not english either. i will try to be more claer.

learn to speak English you fucking spook
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: loco on October 10, 2016, 12:23:55 PM
-Around 70k saved up

This is only a suggestion:

Take 60K of those 70K and then go to

Vanguard.com and open a Roth IRA.  Invest it as follows:

20K in VTSAX Vanguard Total Stock Market Index Fund Admiral Shares
20K in VTIAX Vanguard Total International Stock Index Fund Admiral Shares
20K in VBTLX Vanguard Total Bond Market Index Fund Admiral Shares

Leave it there for 20+ years.  If you need emergency cash, you can withdraw your contributions, not your interest, penalty free.  Do that only for a real emergency.

If you have a job without a 401K, then contribute up to $458 a month to this Roth, split 34% / 33% / 33% respectively.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: #1GymRat on October 10, 2016, 12:26:36 PM
ha you giving advice. you no start culb, you not start anyting but type here!

depends on his net worth

if thats all he has that's only 10k per year since he was 20 :-\
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 10, 2016, 12:27:40 PM
Serious response, $70,000 in savings at age 27 is very good.  Hopefully that is not just sitting in a checking account, put it to work and get something going for retirement if you aren't already.

Not really. but still better than 90% of americans
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 10, 2016, 12:44:28 PM
ha you giving advice. you no start culb, you not start anyting but type here!

you seem to be angry i am going to realize all the things you never did

getting huge

running a night club

smashing honeys all day long
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: #1GymRat on October 10, 2016, 12:48:15 PM
ha! you not saftisied but never get huge.  you are same pics same body every year.  i also get message that it is not even you but doesn't matter.  no club, not huge just same body same ugly indiano jones women that you pay for and get aids.

you seem to be angry i am going to realize all the things you never did

getting huge

running a night club

smashing honeys all day long
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 10, 2016, 12:50:15 PM
ha! you not saftisied but never get huge.  you are same pics same body every year.  i also get message that it is not even you but doesn't matter.  no club, not huge just same body same ugly indiano jones women that you pay for and get aids.

now you tell me the women i posted are ugly

this just proves you are delusional and gay
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: bushwaiter on October 10, 2016, 12:50:44 PM
you seem to be angry i am going to realize all the things you never did

getting huge

running a night club

smashing honeys all day long

no, in reality you wont. It is very easy to predict you will be enshrined in a life of manual labor. Your low intelligence and minimal skillset will always leave you wallowing in the lower income society. You have virtually no ability to run a business, maybe you could be a bouncer and smash some honeys that way, but never in your life will you own a business. Accept reality and adjust
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: #1GymRat on October 10, 2016, 01:00:16 PM
they look like indiano jones with bone in nose and have mangoo juice in pussy. but type in one year, no club, look same have aids = you. just have difernet name

now you tell me the women i posted are ugly

this just proves you are delusional and gay
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Kwon on October 10, 2016, 01:05:39 PM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

Ask yourself the most primary question first and foremost:







Why you come here for advice?

They're all Indiano Jones with Bones in their Nose.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: bushwaiter on October 10, 2016, 01:07:12 PM

Ask yourself the most primary question first and foremost:







Why you come here for advice?

They're all Indiano Jones with Bones in their Nose.

lol thats hall of fame material right there
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 10, 2016, 01:11:58 PM
they look like indiano jones with bone in nose and have mangoo juice in pussy. but type in one year, no club, look same have aids = you. just have difernet name

you say that as if that's bad

that's real hot i got a semi thinking about these bush pussies; preferably not shaved
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: #1GymRat on October 10, 2016, 01:15:11 PM
you like mans goo? who is fairey now? ha ha look same now poof to. no club no pretty whoers just same and with men

you say that as if that's bad

that's real hot i got a semi thinking about these bush pussies; preferably not shaved
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 10, 2016, 01:23:16 PM
you like mans goo? who is fairey now? ha ha look same now poof to. no club no pretty whoers just same and with men

mango juice

(https://luckypoornima.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/mango-smoothie1-e1396657084928.jpg)
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 10, 2016, 01:25:15 PM
I know a Nigerian prince who can take that $70K to buy him a visa to american and will give you a bag of diamonds for your help.  PM me
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Kwon on October 10, 2016, 01:28:28 PM
they look like indiano jones with bone in nose and have mangoo juice in pussy. but type in one year, no club, look same have aids = you. just have difernet name

You say that as if you're a homo.

Nothing bad with Indiano Jones with bones in nose and mangoo (as well as Mr Magoo)-juice in pussy.

Type in one year, no two year, nay THREE year, no clubm and all have aids-look = pose od cancer.






jut have difernet name. Now poof to




bush pussies of peace
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: dseiler on October 10, 2016, 01:42:27 PM
Get the hell out of your parents home finish school start hitting the gym and get a job. Women will come and go.

DO NOT GET MARRIED before you are 35. You think you're trapped now? Hahahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: denarii on October 10, 2016, 02:19:38 PM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

Open a account on bodybuilding.com Misc and tell them about yourselves:

6'3", 10% bodyfat, 220lbs
9" cock, 7" girth
Looks like a sic girl ala Zyzz
Claim how many cheeks you clap
Claim you only date 9-10s.

Cry yourself to sleep after shutting computer down.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 10, 2016, 02:25:43 PM
DO NOT GET MARRIED before you are 35. You think you're trapped now? Hahahahahahahaha.
i'm married to the needle
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: wes on October 10, 2016, 02:31:23 PM
Are you referring to a Nitgh Culb or like a Dinnre Culb? Sorry I don't speak Downs.
Do you speak FUCKFACE?

IF SO WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME!!   
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: ratherbebig on October 10, 2016, 02:43:35 PM
thunderdome? more like childrens playground
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Kwon on October 10, 2016, 02:49:48 PM
thunderdome? more like childrens playground
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e42/sherdogwebmaster/aSCVcHo_zpsxkyruoex.gif)
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: ratherbebig on October 10, 2016, 02:54:44 PM
getbig even got words censored  ::)

its clearly not a msg board for grown ups why would a msg board for adults ban words? make no sense
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on October 10, 2016, 10:41:02 PM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?


You need to get your own place and move out of your parents home.  Obviously you live there because you can save up money easily when you don't pay rent.  Best to do it immediately as you're wasting the best times of your life.  Once you get around my age, those days of going out will long me over with
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Kwon on October 10, 2016, 10:50:11 PM
It's a standard case of: To bitcoin or not to bitcoin, that is the Kwizatz Haderach.


(http://dynastyseries.com/wp-content/2016/10/snookiy-lxphoto-dynastyseries-00082.jpg)
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Primemuscle on October 10, 2016, 10:59:34 PM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

While you'll no doubt find a lot of company here, this is not the place to seek answers to these questions. This would be a case of the "blind leading the blind".
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: SquidVicious on October 10, 2016, 11:06:54 PM
This sounds like the paki guy who used to post here with the same description of virgin, IT guy, still lives at home, etc.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Pray_4_War on October 11, 2016, 01:01:17 AM
I came into this thread thinking it was about asses.

Leaving disappointed.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Tapeworm on October 11, 2016, 01:13:50 AM
This sounds like the paki guy who used to post here with the same description of virgin, IT guy, still lives at home, etc.

The Ghost of Count Pakula.  He died, sadly.  Protein Farts/ The Toxic Avenger.  Unless you mean someone else.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: rocco-x on October 11, 2016, 05:01:36 AM
Invest that money in something worthwhile, something wholesome and rewarding...crystal meth and gay porn.
  Get a few ounces, cameras, lighting, shoot sites and watch the up and cummers in the bodybuilding world flock to your door. I'm not a professional financial advisor...just tossing the ideer out there.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Griffith on October 11, 2016, 05:29:37 AM
Live your own life, don't worry about others,

You're in a good position. My life basically started at 30.

Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: spiro on October 11, 2016, 10:23:02 AM

You need to get your own place and move out of your parents home.  Obviously you live there because you can save up money easily when you don't pay rent.  Best to do it immediately as you're wasting the best times of your life.  Once you get around my age, those days of going out will long me over with

I agree with Vince man at 27 i was having some of the best times of my life. I lived in a big house with two good friends in a little college town. Bitches over every weekend for beer pong tournaments we were in a walking distance to the bars downtown. I got laid just about every weekend it was amazing.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Thespritz0 on October 11, 2016, 10:28:09 AM
Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?
^^
JOIN the army, get a job as a Military Policeman and then after 5 years, quit and apply for EVERY Police, or Prison Guard position you can find...
THANK ME LATER...
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: SquidVicious on October 11, 2016, 06:58:44 PM
^^
JOIN the army, get a job as a Military Policeman and then after 5 years, quit and apply for EVERY Police, or Prison Guard position you can find...
THANK ME LATER...
Yes, because there's no better job to have in 2016 than a cop job. Be prepared to be cursed at, spit on, have rocks and other objects thrown at you, have every single Hebrew resisting arrest while their hood rat friends record it on their Obama phones yelling WORLDSTAR, thugs punching you and pulling guns on you and you can't do a single damn thing about it without losing your job.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Kwon on October 11, 2016, 08:52:15 PM
Now poof to
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Earl1972 on October 12, 2016, 10:29:16 AM
Yes, because there's no better job to have in 2016 than a cop job. Be prepared to be cursed at, spit on, have rocks and other objects thrown at you, have every single Hebrew resisting arrest while their hood rat friends record it on their Obama phones yelling WORLDSTAR, thugs punching you and pulling guns on you and you can't do a single damn thing about it without losing your job.

he could get a cop job in a wealthy white suburban town

just sit in driveways all day pulling people over for going 35 in a 25 zone

E
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Thespritz0 on October 12, 2016, 10:58:37 AM
he could get a cop job in a wealthy white suburban town

just sit in driveways all day pulling people over for going 35 in a 25 zone

E
^^
Or, he could be a jail guard like me watching guys serving under 5 years... most are happy believe it or not!
P.S.  Beats being constantly deployed as I was in the military!!!
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: calfzilla on October 12, 2016, 12:52:50 PM
^^
Or, he could be a jail guard like me watching guys serving under 5 years... most are happy believe it or not!
P.S.  Beats being constantly deployed as I was in the military!!!

I watch that rookies prison show on tv and it gives me anxiety just watching. Couldn't do that job for 5 minutes.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Thespritz0 on October 12, 2016, 09:16:09 PM
I watch that rookies prison show on tv and it gives me anxiety just watching. Couldn't do that job for 5 minutes.
^^
If you served in the military it's WAY easier to relate to them, to me they are just guys who had BAD KARMA- or weren't brought up right...
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Weedlejuice on October 13, 2016, 04:11:25 AM
Started my first business in my early 20's, only one girl for me, dont become an insecure loser that needs to prove themselves to other losers, finding someone willing to have your back no matter what unconditionally is not something to take for granted.

don't try to impress women with money unless you're looking to get taken for a ride.

Invest in property or business, personally I'd open a gym if i had 70k saved up.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Sokolsky on October 13, 2016, 04:28:25 AM
Thats EXACTLY how I feel. I feel like I have let my parents make all my decisions for me (still my responsibility)
I lost contact with all my friends for years and now that I re-connected with them, all of them are married have bought houses and have meaningful relationships.

And I'm just here finishing my degree and havn't even found my first girlfriend

Wow what have I been doing with my fucking life.
Actually I am thinking of using it as downpayment for an investment property. The real estate market is good in Canada.

Its funny you mentioned that - I did get a girlfriend and almost became her slave. Relationship ended and I became severely depressed. Honestly, it only happened last month but I think it was the best thing to happen to me. It kind of "woke me up" like neo from the matrix about my situation.

Gimmick can't even keep his story coherent.

What is it cockmuncher, did you or did you not have a girlfriend? And why are you not snorting coke out of a hookers asshole if you got 70k to spend while leeching of your parents?
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Thespritz0 on October 13, 2016, 11:13:40 AM
Gimmick can't even keep his story coherent.

What is it cockmuncher, did you or did you not have a girlfriend? And why are you not snorting coke out of a hookers asshole if you got 70k to spend while leeching of your parents?
^^
Good catch!!!
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: Kwon on October 13, 2016, 08:25:12 PM
they look like indiano jones with bone in nose and have mangoo juice in pussy. but type in one year, no club, look same have aids = you. just have difernet name

you like mans goo? who is fairey now? ha ha look same now poof to. no club no pretty whoers just same and with men



INDIANO JONES WITH BONE IN NOSE MANGOO JUICE IN PUSSY

(http://oi66.tinypic.com/1zzqmu8.jpg)
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: syntaxmachine on October 13, 2016, 08:27:47 PM
depends on his net worth

if thats all he has that's only 10k per year since he was 20 :-\

Saving $10k a year is substantial for most; that's a 20% savings rate for the average American household, way above average.

go to

Vanguard.com and open a Roth IRA.  Invest it as follows:

20K in VTSAX Vanguard Total Stock Market Index Fund Admiral Shares
20K in VTIAX Vanguard Total International Stock Index Fund Admiral Shares
20K in VBTLX Vanguard Total Bond Market Index Fund Admiral Shares

You can only put $5500 into a Roth IRA annually, so I'm not sure where this "drop $60k into a Roth and invest" idea is coming from.
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: light weight baby on October 13, 2016, 10:21:12 PM
Saving $10k a year is substantial for most; that's a 20% savings rate for the average American household, way above average.

You can only put $5500 into a Roth IRA annually, so I'm not sure where this "drop $60k into a Roth and invest" idea is coming from.
it's crazy

that's barely enough to buy a new car every few yrs
Title: Re: Assess my life situation (27 years old)
Post by: bushwaiter on October 13, 2016, 10:22:55 PM
it's crazy

that's barely enough to buy a new car every few yrs

hey serious question. Are you just acting like this as a gimmick or are you genuinely a complete retard?