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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on March 08, 2017, 12:30:50 PM
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Is Tinder bot driven? I'm seeing the exact same trend. You pick chicks, get matches and then minutes later they text the same opening line. "Hey Diablo, How are you?" Then you chit chat back and forth then they give you a number to text them and all of the area codes are different than the city you live in and supposedly they live in. Is it all bullshit?
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Is Tinder bot driven? I'm seeing the exact same trend. You pick chicks, get matches and then minutes later they text the same opening line. "Hey Diablo, How are you?" Then you chit chat back and forth then they give you a number to text them and all of the area codes are different than the city you live in and supposedly they live in. Is it all bullshit?
Tinderbot can be quite driven, at times.
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Is Tinder bot driven? I'm seeing the exact same trend. You pick chicks, get matches and then minutes later they text the same opening line. "Hey Diablo, How are you?" Then you chit chat back and forth then they give you a number to text them and all of the area codes are different than the city you live in and supposedly they live in. Is it all bullshit?
if the girl is any hotter than a six
its a bot
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Depends. You can sift out the fake accounts rather easy... Just by looking at the type of pictures and if they only have 2-3 pictures take professionally.
If their job is "student" or "Facebook" or "..... State University" and a bio regarding something you've seen before, it's likely a bot.
More tips available if you want them.
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who still uses tinder? get a gf and hop on feeld
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who still uses tinder? get a gf and hop on feeld
Is this the latest fad trend?
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Is this the latest fad trend?
monogamy\1 on 1 sex is for the birds,
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Depends. You can sift out the fake accounts rather easy... Just by looking at the type of pictures and if they only have 2-3 pictures take professionally.
If their job is "student" or "Facebook" or "..... State University" and a bio regarding something you've seen before, it's likely a bot.
More tips available if you want them.
Funny you say the State University thing. So many of them have that.
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why do you admit to internet dating? dont you have any shame? why would a real man resort to internet dating? let me answer: he wouldnt
now fuck off
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Its probably a mixture of both, but with many more bots. Just like Ashley Madison was doing--all fake profiles.
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Is Tinder bot driven? I'm seeing the exact same trend. You pick chicks, get matches and then minutes later they text the same opening line. "Hey Diablo, How are you?" Then you chit chat back and forth then they give you a number to text them and all of the area codes are different than the city you live in and supposedly they live in. Is it all bullshit?
yes , that way you can not go down an meet them
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The guy is the one with the dick.
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best place to meet hot chics... plastic surgeons office
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I've said this before, but I've tried Tinder 3 times and all I ever got for matches were bots.
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Actually porking Tinder sows fairly frequently, so can't complain. Then again I do swipe left when I see profiles that are essentially meaningless yet have 439872 instagram pics linked to it. Whores gonna whore, and leaving those out means % of fakers is quite low.
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The guy is the one with the dick.
And the end goal is to put the dick into the pussy
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Actually porking Tinder sows fairly frequently, so can't complain. Then again I do swipe left when I see profiles that are essentially meaningless yet have 439872 instagram pics linked to it. Whores gonna whore, and leaving those out means % of fakers is quite low.
I sqipe "yes" to everyone and i still got no responses. I think most women on tinder have no real deaire to do anything, just ignore and reject people for the ego boost.
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if the girl is any hotter than a six
its a bot
This.
Only real ones are the ones you wouldn't want to fuck anyway.
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I sqipe "yes" to everyone and i still got no responses. I think most women on tinder have no real deaire to do anything, just ignore and reject people for the ego boost.
nope, you're just ugly
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This.
Only real ones are the ones you wouldn't want to fuck anyway.
It's been interesting. I'll get bots, they say shit like you're nice and normal. I'd like to meet and will host then they want you to go to a third party website to confirm you're not a murderer. Lol. The app itself is buggy as shit. Was talking to a real chick...I think and then the convo went cold. Later on in the day she texts why I'm ignoring her yet I didn't get anything. the whore was probably writing to another dude thinking it was me.
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I sqipe "yes" to everyone and i still got no responses. I think most women on tinder have no real deaire to do anything, just ignore and reject people for the ego boost.
you mean like attention whores ???
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I sqipe "yes" to everyone and i still got no responses. I think most women on tinder have no real deaire to do anything, just ignore and reject people for the ego boost.
you must be hideous
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My experience with Tinder dates is that they just lack 'spark'. Suppose its due to the lack of sexual tension and courage that usually goes along with asking someone that you like out in person.
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I sqipe "yes" to everyone and i still got no responses. I think most women on tinder have no real deaire to do anything, just ignore and reject people for the ego boost.
Have you tried going out instead? It's the better alternative... Just not at a bar...
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Have you tried going out instead? It's the better alternative... Just not at a bar...
where would you say is the best?
gym? street? shopping mall?
my french bud scoured the malls for females and i watched him fail regularally
the norweignen fella did it in the clubs and would pull some fat chick at the end of the night
the afro-american would also try the clubs and fail regularally as well
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There's endless opportunities - just being intoxicated at a bar leads to poor relationship standards...
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Talking to strangers who don't know you from a bar of soap and hoping for a date is obviously not a recipe for success, lol. Best is to build some familiarity first at actual clubs etc.
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There's endless opportunities - just being intoxicated at a bar leads to poor relationship standards...
bars/clubs are rougher coz chicks are always in at least pairs and many times a small group and one is almost always some kinda cock blocker, so fuck that shit
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Talking to strangers who don't know you from a bar of soap and hoping for a date is obviously not a recipe for success, lol. Best is to build some familiarity first at actual clubs etc.
Why would you put parameters on success?
???
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There is a lot of terrible advice in this thread.
Getbig should be re-named virgin central.
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Why would you put parameters on success?
???
Talking to strangers in a social environment like a bar is fine, granted. But at places like a mall with the intention of finding a date?..sounds like desperate times man.
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where would you say is the best?
gym? street? shopping mall?
my french bud scoured the malls for females and i watched him fail regularally
the norweignen fella did it in the clubs and would pull some fat chick at the end of the night
the afro-american would also try the clubs and fail regularally as well
barnes and nobles
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Tinder is pretty much hit or miss. I would say about 1/3 of the profiles are fake(women pretending to be super models to see how much attention they can get) or bots. These profiles are easy to spot because all of their photos are from photo shoots or they are using pictures of known celebrities. 1/3 have no intention of actually meeting anyone and use the app for entertainment or attention. These profiles are also pretty easy to spot because all of their profile pictures are them with their friends and you don't even know which girl is them or they put in their profile description that they just swipe right to pictures of cute dogs. And then there's 1/3 who genuinely want to meet guys to either hook up or date. There are far less fake male profiles so you have 3x more genuine men than women, so the competition is insane. You have to put up the right pictures to stand out somehow or you're fucked.
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I think Nickedge is right, like anywhere else it is overloaded with men, especially since a large fraction of the female profiles are bots. It means that if you don't stand out in some way, you simply never get any responses.
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Talking to strangers in a social environment like a bar is fine, granted. But at places like a mall with the intention of finding a date?..sounds like desperate times man.
Is it safe to assume you've never met a woman outside of a bar of which whom you've dated?
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Problem with tinder and dating websites is that women want to be seduced by an alpha male. That's not gonna happen with text messaging. That's about body language and Eye contact in confidence. That's not gonna happen on the Internet. Only in person.
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I've had a couple interesting encounters. One chick was super pretty, all she had was close up face shots which was a red flag. After "getting to know her" she sends me a full body shot. Bitch had Calves so big that Dennis Wolf would be a 10X Mr. Olympia if he had them. Will I still hit it? Yes.
Then had another. Little chunky but cute. Was all coy for a few texts then out of the blue asks me if I love sucking on tits. I was like Hell yeah then boom, she starts texting me nudes. I'm meeting up today to fuck the shit out of her.
Then there's another who is hot as fuck and seems legit. We exchanged nr (haha) and have been texting. Will see if she's real, if so then this is a fucking home run. Then of course a lot of bots and shit.
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bottom line:
stay away from any dating app or dating site
just meet people in real life
I could write a book on why it is wrong and totally unnatural but I'll just say that a person should just stay away from these quick fixes
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I've had a couple interesting encounters. One chick was super pretty, all she had was close up face shots which was a red flag. After "getting to know her" she sends me a full body shot. Bitch had Calves so big that Dennis Wolf would be a 10X Mr. Olympia if he had them. Will I still hit it? Yes.
Then had another. Little chunky but cute. Was all coy for a few texts then out of the blue asks me if I love sucking on tits. I was like Hell yeah then boom, she starts texting me nudes. I'm meeting up today to fuck the shit out of her.
Then there's another who is hot as fuck and seems legit. We exchanged nr (haha) and have been texting. Will see if she's real, if so then this is a fucking home run. Then of course a lot of bots and shit.
If you don't min me asking, what kind of pics do you put up? Build-wise I'm nothing special on Getbig but being in shape didn't seem to help me to stand out at all. I simply NEVER got any responses outside of bots.
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If you don't min me asking, what kind of pics do you put up? Build-wise I'm nothing special on Getbig but being in shape didn't seem to help me to stand out at all. I simply NEVER got any responses outside of bots.
A pic of me at the beach in the water, shirtless, wet and tanned. Chicks here in SoCal love the beach.
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Is Tinder bot driven? I'm seeing the exact same trend. You pick chicks, get matches and then minutes later they text the same opening line. "Hey Diablo, How are you?" Then you chit chat back and forth then they give you a number to text them and all of the area codes are different than the city you live in and supposedly they live in. Is it all bullshit?
Of course it is... same goes for ALL online dating sites.
Stop thinking with your dick... it's the biggest mistake you could ever make.
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Of course it is... same goes for ALL online dating sites.
Stop thinking with your dick... it's the biggest mistake you could ever make.
this, checked it out recently with a fake fb page and downloaded tinder. couldnt believe how fake that shit was.
Even in a huge college town, it was 75 percent bots with professional pics. Now they make you pay to scan thru more profiles too, since they know guys are slowly catching on to how fake that shit. anytime I hear of anyone hooking up on that shit, im assuming the chick is a 5 or less (as those were the only real profiles on there)
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A pic of me at the beach in the water, shirtless, wet and tanned. Chicks here in SoCal love the beach.
Schmoe Nether has not had a date in 8 years.
EDB, maybe you can PM him with some dating advice.
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Schmoe Nether has not had a date in 8 years.
EDB, maybe you can PM him with some dating advice.
I think nether is trolling on this issue, I've seen his pics (minus the face) and he is tall and impressive built and broad,even if he had zero confidence for approaching women i find it impossible to believe in 8 years no woman has ever tried to engage in conversation with him.
He's either Trolling, hideously ugly or absolutley stinking of shit
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I think nether is trolling on this issue, I've seen his pics (minus the face) and he is tall and impressive built and broad,even if he had zero confidence for approaching women i find it impossible to believe in 8 years no woman has ever tried to engage in conversation with him.
He's either Trolling, hideously ugly or absolutley stinking of shit
Or terribly awkward. Given his obsession with bodybuilders, this may be the case.
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Good luck Nether!!!
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"The guy is the one with the dick"
"And the end goal is to put the dick into the pussy"
These are truly words to live by. If nothing else, they belong in the
best getbig quotes thread.
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I bang the fattest ugliest ones on Tinder I can and then invite them to move to the east coast and live with me.
But I do it under my "Tim Westcott" account.
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just came across a profile said "im powerful funny and love to travel "
with a photo of her in a tiny little bikini on a yacht
wonder if its a real profile ???
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"The guy is the one with the dick"
"And the end goal is to put the dick into the pussy"
These are truly words to live by. If nothing else, they belong in the
best getbig quotes thread.
Very true, but doing this could lead to financial devastation in the near future.
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Eager 'men' still fall for these fake-ish 'dating' apps ::)
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Eager 'men' still fall for these fake-ish 'dating' apps ::)
If they jerked off more often, they'd save a lot of money.
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Eager 'men' still fall for these fake-ish 'dating' apps ::)
We have this technology at our fingertips, and the funny thing is that over-reliance on having your head buried in your phone all day has made people socially ignorant. The thought of just cold-approaching women is pretty harrowing - more and more people (especially women) are standoffish, rude or at worst confrontational to strangers. I see it every day at the gym. Walking up to someone or just saying "Hi" as you pass by gets you weird looks.
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just came across a profile said "im powerful funny and love to travel "
with a photo of her in a tiny little bikini on a yacht
wonder if its a real profile ???
All of the whores say they love to travel. I think the nicer looking ones want a sugar daddy to buy them trips or take them on trips.
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I ask myself, what would Big Dick Bob do?
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We have this technology at our fingertips, and the funny thing is that over-reliance on having your head buried in your phone all day has made people socially ignorant. The thought of just cold-approaching women is pretty harrowing - more and more people (especially women) are standoffish, rude or at worst confrontational to strangers. I see it every day at the gym. Walking up to someone or just saying "Hi" as you pass by gets you weird looks.
You're right, this kind of technology has changed the way we behave in many ways, and it's not just the social interaction part. It also creates a whole generation of two-faced people. You can have a great dating experience (nice conversations, spontaneous laughs, mutual interests, blah, blah) and the next day she texts you that she misses the chemistry of peace ::)
As for getting weird looks, there are multiple possible explanations such as: your body language, your voice tone, not the right moment, she's socially uncomfortable for whatever reason, etc, etc.. Esp young women can be complicated as fuck, but often a simple joke can break the ice.
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You're right, this kind of technology has changed the way we behave in many ways, and it's not just the social interaction part. It also creates a whole generation of two-faced people. You can have a great dating experience (nice conversations, spontaneous laughs, mutual interests, blah, blah) and the next day she texts you that she misses the chemistry of peace ::)
As for getting weird looks, there are multiple possible explanations such as: your body language, your voice tone, not the right moment, she's socially uncomfortable for whatever reason, etc, etc.. Esp young women can be complicated as fuck, but often a simple joke can break the ice.
The egos on these young chicks is beyond sky high. In highschool we'd put down the hot chicks, they'd have self esteem issues and were easy to fuck. Now every fat ugly whore can post profiles online and have a hundred dudes telling them how hot they are and have massive egos.
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The egos on these young chicks is beyond sky high. In highschool we'd put down the hot chicks, they'd have self esteem issues and were easy to fuck. Now every fat ugly whore can post profiles online and have a hundred dudes telling them how hot they are and have massive egos.
Fatties became more socially accepted, 'thanks' to feminism, and you're right, even these whales have the audacity to be as selective like if they were super models ::)
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Lots of long term bachelors blaming feminsm in this thread LOL
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Is Tinder bot driven? I'm seeing the exact same trend. You pick chicks, get matches and then minutes later they text the same opening line. "Hey Diablo, How are you?" Then you chit chat back and forth then they give you a number to text them and all of the area codes are different than the city you live in and supposedly they live in. Is it all bullshit?
Maybe you should switch to Grindr like Nether Animal ?
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tinder is like getbig: there are only 2 real people on it.
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Lots of long term bachelors blaming feminsm in this thread LOL
If it's not, then what's your stance on this?
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Strange Occurrence. Had about 5 chicks going. One is completely fake. Says she wants to host me and to click a link to verify. The others seemed legit. Told the other to fuck off and unmatched her and immediately the other accounts went silent mid conversation. Never heard again. Like they were all linked or something.
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met this one chick who's hot as fuck. Trying to find the catch. To make sure she's real I ran her nr though a few searches and found a legit linkedin profile and such. She's hot and successful so either she's a whore who wants a cock a day or thinks Tinder is a real dating site.
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I've been setting the distance to 1 mile while at work to see what whores I have working in the office. So far no luck but I know there are some out here. One in particular I'm hoping is.
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thought irishdave made quite a few tinder hook ups ???
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Strange Occurrence. Had about 5 chicks going. One is completely fake. Says she wants to host me and to click a link to verify. The others seemed legit. Told the other to fuck off and unmatched her and immediately the other accounts went silent mid conversation. Never heard again. Like they were all linked or something.
This is the kind of stuff that kept happening to me.
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met this one chick who's hot as fuck. Trying to find the catch. To make sure she's real I ran her nr though a few searches and found a legit linkedin profile and such. She's hot and successful so either she's a whore who wants a cock a day or thinks Tinder is a real dating site.
Found the catch with this one. She is legit. Hot, good job but a fucking mental case. I was heading to workout and told her I'd text in a couple hours when done but while I'm working out to write me a funny or interesting story about her.
Her response " I don't like being told what to do"? I replied back what her issue was. I wasn't demanding orders, just wanting to know more, she then goes on. "Why am I the one that has to be accommodating blah blah." Told her why is she having a psycho trip and realized why she is single because she's fucking nuts. I don't really think chicks over 35 who are hot and never been married are normal. They're still single because they're fucking nutcases.
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Found the catch with this one. She is legit. Hot, good job but a fucking mental case. I was heading to workout and told her I'd text in a couple hours when done but while I'm working out to write me a funny or interesting story about her.
Her response " I don't like being told what to do"? I replied back what her issue was. I wasn't demanding orders, just wanting to know more, she then goes on. "Why am I the one that has to be accommodating blah blah." Told her why is she having a psycho trip and realized why she is single because she's fucking nuts. I don't really think chicks over 35 who are hot and never been married are normal. They're still single because they're fucking nutcases.
Ya man, some of these older women on tinder are legit crazy. I matched with a 37 year old cute girl, seemed normal at first while texting and then she asks me if I ever masturbated to horse porn and that she likes having sex with animals. I live near the country so lots of rednecks out here, but what the fuck? Instantly blocked her
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Ya man, some of these older women on tinder are legit crazy. I matched with a 37 year old cute girl, seemed normal at first while texting and then she asks me if I ever masturbated to horse porn and that she likes having sex with animals. I live near the country so lots of rednecks out here, but what the fuck? Instantly blocked her
Maybe she was just trolling with you, just to find out how you would respond.
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Maybe she was just trolling with you, just to find out how you would respond.
I kind of thought this too. She might just be vetting him to see how he reacted.
He could have said, "Not directly, no, but when I jack off in front of a mirror it's basically the same thing"
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This app keeps delivering. Chatting with another one. She asks me how far i live from her area. I told her about 20 minutes no traffic and if that's too far for her. She replies "Doesn't matter to me since you'll be the one driving". Before judging her as being a bitch I ask if that's because she doesn't have a car and she says she has one but doesn't like driving. I told her to fuck off. Do these dumb bitches really think they're going to meet dudes being just ckunts?
I'm trying to get another to admit she's a stripper. She's in college, has nice fake tits and works noon till midnight. She claims she's in HR. yeah sure. They always work until midnight ::)
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I like Tinder just for the EDB stories it's generating.
20 minute drive is nothing though.
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We have this technology at our fingertips, and the funny thing is that over-reliance on having your head buried in your phone all day has made people socially ignorant. The thought of just cold-approaching women is pretty harrowing - more and more people (especially women) are standoffish, rude or at worst confrontational to strangers. I see it every day at the gym. Walking up to someone or just saying "Hi" as you pass by gets you weird looks.
it's everyone else right... it's not you.
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This app keeps delivering. Chatting with another one. She asks me how far i live from her area. I told her about 20 minutes no traffic and if that's too far for her. She replies "Doesn't matter to me since you'll be the one driving". Before judging her as being a bitch I ask if that's because she doesn't have a car and she says she has one but doesn't like driving. I told her to fuck off. Do these dumb bitches really think they're going to meet dudes being just ckunts?
I'm trying to get another to admit she's a stripper. She's in college, has nice fake tits and works noon till midnight. She claims she's in HR. yeah sure. They always work until midnight ::)
The kind of women who even need to use an app like Tinder pretty much narrows it down right away. That cuts out 90% of attractive women because they are approached constantly every day and have plenty of options.
I did find a few girls that were reasonably attractive and not bots, but they were the ones that would simply not respond or swipe me as a "no."
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This app keeps delivering. Chatting with another one. She asks me how far i live from her area. I told her about 20 minutes no traffic and if that's too far for her. She replies "Doesn't matter to me since you'll be the one driving". Before judging her as being a bitch I ask if that's because she doesn't have a car and she says she has one but doesn't like driving. I told her to fuck off. Do these dumb bitches really think they're going to meet dudes being just ckunts?
I'm trying to get another to admit she's a stripper. She's in college, has nice fake tits and works noon till midnight. She claims she's in HR. yeah sure. They always work until midnight ::)
You did the right thing, but these bitches won't change their attitude since 9/10 men would take the drive without any objections. That's how eager most men are...
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The kind of women who even need to use an app like Tinder pretty much narrows it down right away. That cuts out 90% of attractive women because they are approached constantly every day and have plenty of options.
I did find a few girls that were reasonably attractive and not bots, but they were the ones that would simply not respond or swipe me as a "no."
change your pics
put one with a dog up
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You did the right thing, but these bitches won't change their attitude since 9/10 men would take the drive without any objections. That's how eager most men are...
It wasn't the distance or commute. 20 minutes in SoCal is a leisure drive. It was how she was saying that I will have to drive all the time and she won't. Fuck her. These dumb lazy bitches.
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good looking girls don't need sites or apps to meet men
the good looking ones are probably fake profiles or using it just for an extra ego boost
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good looking girls don't need sites or apps to meet men
the good looking ones are probably fake profiles or using it just for an extra ego boost
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Good looking women want to be able to control when and where they get hit on, they don't want some neckbeard approaching them at the gym, or on the street.
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where would you say is the best?
gym? street? shopping mall?
my french bud scoured the malls for females and i watched him fail regularally
the norweignen fella did it in the clubs and would pull some fat chick at the end of the night
the afro-american would also try the clubs and fail regularally as well
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For me, I have always met girls in the mall, or believe it or not Chinese restaurants!!
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For me, I have always met girls in the mall, or believe it or not Chinese restaurants!!
Day game is easier than night game, coz with night game they are always in pairs or even groups so it's a bigger pain in the ass to meet them
I never really understood the pua with only a one night stand coz if you get a tight bodied girl who is a nice fuck it's best to try and get it many times over the course of a month or so
One guy bragged bout how he nailed the girl 3 times in the night and was done with it as he was outta stamina lol
And this stud usually targeted drunk girls and his advice was keep playing the numbers game til ya get something and he basically admitted that his success rate was maybe 20% so he gets props for being honest I guess u
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good looking girls don't need sites or apps to meet men
the good looking ones are probably fake profiles or using it just for an extra ego boost
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Ego boost is definitely one. They probably just broke up or got dumped and need to boost.
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Day game is easier than night game, coz with night game they are always in pairs or even groups so it's a bigger pain in the ass to meet them
I never really understood the pua with only a one night stand coz if you get a tight bodied girl who is a nice fuck it's best to try and get it many times over the course of a month or so
One guy bragged bout how he nailed the girl 3 times in the night and was done with it as he was outta stamina lol
And this stud usually targeted drunk girls and his advice was keep playing the numbers game til ya get something and he basically admitted that his success rate was maybe 20% so he gets props for being honest I guess u
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Night game is DUMB because when girls pair up it's ALL about cock-blocking...
Girls ADMIT to this I've heard it first hand even at work parties when they're drinking!
I'll tell you a secret you can use in DAY GAME- let's say your at a inexpensive Chinese restaurant where people line up for 2 or 3 items-with-rice specials,
you can EASILY initiate small talk over chopstick technique, etc... as girls feel OUT of their natural surroundings (they ain't in Burger King)
I SWEAR it works!
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Night game is DUMB because when girls pair up it's ALL about cock-blocking...
Girls ADMIT to this I've heard it first hand even at work parties when they're drinking!
I'll tell you a secret you can use in DAY GAME- let's say your at a inexpensive Chinese restaurant where people line up for 2 or 3 items-with-rice specials,
you can EASILY initiate small talk over chopstick technique, etc... as girls feel OUT of their natural surroundings (they ain't in Burger King)
I SWEAR it works!
How many dudes here have the guts to a approach a girl at lunch eating by herself? It's risk for your ego but you approach and ask "Mind if I join you?" If she makes up an excuse or looks at her phone of gives you a mumbled yes, then move on. If you get a good smile and enthusiastic yes then it's on. They know it's a pick up line so them saying yes is essentially they think you're hot. Go to any mall foodcourt and you'll always see hot chicks eating alone
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Day game is easier than night game, coz with night game they are always in pairs or even groups so it's a bigger pain in the ass to meet them
I never really understood the pua with only a one night stand coz if you get a tight bodied girl who is a nice fuck it's best to try and get it many times over the course of a month or so
One guy bragged bout how he nailed the girl 3 times in the night and was done with it as he was outta stamina lol
And this stud usually targeted drunk girls and his advice was keep playing the numbers game til ya get something and he basically admitted that his success rate was maybe 20% so he gets props for being honest I guess u
You're a man in his early 40's who starts a thread Everytime he gets a phone number, I don't think your relationship advice is relevant
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How many dudes here have the guts to a approach a girl at lunch eating by herself? It's risk for your ego but you approach and ask "Mind if I join you?" If she makes up an excuse or looks at her phone of gives you a mumbled yes, then move on. If you get a good smile and enthusiastic yes then it's on. They know it's a pick up line so them saying yes is essentially they think you're hot. Go to any mall foodcourt and you'll always see hot chicks eating alone
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It's all in HOW you do it, I'm a real "smiler" and just got complimented by a Philippine female friend I have "I feel so good when I see you because you always have a smile when you see me"...
What she DOESN'T know is I have that SMILE for most random bitches who look good, and if they smile back I'll take that chance!
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You're a man in his early 40's who starts a thread Everytime he gets a phone number, I don't think your relationship advice is relevant
Never claimed I was any kind of expert in the field, just giving feedback of those I've observed in action ie French fella, Norwegian fella and afro american
And fuck no I ain't no relationship expert as I've never had a relationship last for more than 3 months due my extreme narcissism lol
I fully realize that it's impossible for me to have a steady relationship as I constantly say and do things to piss off nearly every single person that I know
Yep I should change that but I haven't been able to yet
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Good looking women want to be able to control when and where they get hit on, they don't want some neckbeard approaching them at the gym, or on the street.
maybe they do want to control it, but how does that mean they aren't meeting guys they like in real life?
every guy wants to be with a hot looking girl, even if she's a total psycho or pain in the ass i don't see why any hot looking girl would legitimately need an app to meet a guy they actually like, a girl that is at least a 7 out of 10 can have any guy she wants
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maybe they do want to control it, but how does that mean they aren't meeting guys they like in real life?
every guy wants to be with a hot looking girl, even if she's a total psycho or pain in the ass i don't see why any hot looking girl would legitimately need an app to meet a guy they actually like, a girl that is at least a 7 out of 10 can have any guy she wants
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Some women just don't get approached even if they are hot. I had a really good looking friend in college who was a legit 9, I told her that I bet she gets hit on all the time and she told me that she barely ever gets hit on or cold approached. Only if she goes to bars or clubs. And she didn't do that kind of stuff. I didn't believe her at all, but maybe she was telling the truth. Who knows. Maybe all guys have the same mindset, like what kinda hot woman wants a guy to creep on her at the grocery store or the mall, so no guys ever cold approach them and then the woman don't actually believe that they are as hot as guys think they are so they join Tinder for "validation" but don't actually want to meet any guys on there because they feel bad that they have to resort to a dating site and don't want to tell their friends they met a boyfriend on a dating site.
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maybe they do want to control it, but how does that mean they aren't meeting guys they like in real life?
every guy wants to be with a hot looking girl, even if she's a total psycho or pain in the ass i don't see why any hot looking girl would legitimately need an app to meet a guy they actually like, a girl that is at least a 7 out of 10 can have any guy she wants
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I would have agreed with that if I was in my 20s but I was with 2 models, one a lingerie print model and one a runway model and both were bat shit crazy
The lingerie model tried to fucking stab me coz I wouldn't massage her, she also tried to kill herself after I stopped seeing her (I was involved with her on and off for bout 2 years, but we never were together for more than 3-4 month at a time) crazy ass bitch
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The gift keeps on giving. So the "stripper" who won't admit it ends up being another total fucking kunt. Seemed nice and I sent her 3 texts at 10:00 AM. She replies at noon why am I texting her so much while she's sleeping blah blah. Who the fuck is still sleeping on a work day at 10 am? The texts were short and just asking what she was up to. Again I called her a fucking crazy kunt and told her to fuck off. No wonder there are so many bitches all fucking crazy.
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The gift keeps on giving. So the "stripper" who won't admit it ends up being another total fucking kunt. Seemed nice and I sent her 3 texts at 10:00 AM. She replies at noon why am I texting her so much while she's sleeping blah blah. Who the fuck is still sleeping on a work day at 10 am? The texts were short and just asking what she was up to. Again I called her a fucking crazy kunt and told her to fuck off. No wonder there are so many bitches all fucking crazy.
Man.. Thats most women nowadays sadly.
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I'm on a roll. Chatting with another one. I ask her how many guys she has going on Tinder and claims I'm the only one. So later on she asks me how's my daughter doing. I sent her a ??, I don't have kids. She then says "you told me you had a 10 year old". I told her wrong guy and fuck off you dumb whore. It's sad when they can't even separate all of the dudes they're talking to.
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Now it's not even about meeting chicks to fuck. It's a fun time messing with them. One posted pics of a famous tranny claiming it's her. Funny thing is I wouldn't have known it was a tranny if not for getbig and the Board Sherriff. Haha. I'm going to ask her how long her cock is once her lies getting more tangled.
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God I love this fucking app. Met one girl. Real innocent looking. Cute smile, a little chunky but nice. I ask her bluntly that if she'll let me eat her out when I meet her. Then I wait...... Her reply "Yes,yes, yes" with a tongue out smiley face. Shit you can say to a chick you just met is awesome. Now I'm asking for shots of her kitty.
For those that say just go out to the mall and meet chicks. Would you ask to eat her out about 2 minutes into meeting her at the mall and then ask to see nudes of her?
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We should rename this thread to "washed up old men find internet"
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We should rename this thread to "washed up old men find internet"
Nah man. I love hitting on woman in public, but while sitting at home doing jack shit it's nice to be able to shop. Do you shop online ever or always get in your car and drive to a store?
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Nah man. I love hitting on woman in public, but while sitting at home doing jack shit it's nice to be able to shop. Do you shop online ever or always get in your car and drive to a store?
Grocery Store
Liquor Store
Gun Shop
Everything else is usually online... although clothes are hit and miss taking that route.
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Grocery Store
Liquor Store
Gun Shop
Everything else is usually online... although clothes are hit and miss taking that route.
So then what's the difference about shopping for chicks? I don't always want to go out and be "on". It's nice to not have to always be playing the field.
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So then what's the difference about shopping for chicks? I don't always want to go out and be "on". It's nice to not have to always be playing the field.
Oh don't get me wrong, I would be doing the same thing if I were single... but I don't think I'd ever do the online route; haven't heard many good reviews - just quick lays, which is fine if that's what you are looking for
Like you said earlier, I have no issue just going up to girls in social areas (gym, mall, ice cream stand - popular in my town, etc.); met my bride-to-be as she was checking me out at a health foods store.
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We should rename this thread to "washed up old men find internet"
I turn 30 tomorrow. I'm finished... :-[
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I turn 30 tomorrow. I'm finished... :-[
Congratulations in advance, friend :) Already finished at the age of 30? Hell no, there are tons of single women around that age. The only downside is that the majority of them are moms, unless you're into that.
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Congratulations in advance, friend :) Already finished at the age of 30? Hell no, there are tons of single women around that age. The only downside is that the majority of them are moms, unless you're into that.
Taking advice on women from Nether is akin to taking BB contest prep from Goodrum.
Keep that in mind.
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I turn 30 tomorrow. I'm finished... :-[
I'll be 29 in December.
I feel for you though... It's really a shitshow out there.
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Taking advice on women from Nether is akin to taking BB contest prep from Goodrum.
Keep that in mind.
No argument here
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I turn 30 tomorrow. I'm finished... :-[
Fuck that. I've been lying to chicks about my age since I was younger. When I was 16 I'd tell them I'm 22 and they'd believe it, now in my late 30's I tell them I'm 31 or even 29 and they'd believe it. The way to do it is have them guess. If they guess low I tell them they're smart and how did they know. if they guess high I make them feel guilty for making me feel old.
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I turn 30 tomorrow. I'm finished being a fawning pls pls like me boy. Women my age are so horny it hurts and the ideal solution to all their problems is me, so I'm going to enjoy the best they have to offer and doing things on my own terms.
Happy birthday, Netherregions.
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Happy birthday, Netherregions.
Thanks m8 8)
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Fuck that. I've been lying to chicks about my age since I was younger. When I was 16 I'd tell them I'm 22 and they'd believe it, now in my late 30's I tell them I'm 31 or even 29 and they'd believe it. The way to do it is have them guess. If they guess low I tell them they're smart and how did they know. if they guess high I make them feel guilty for making me feel old.
I do the same as you brosef
Just snapped a shot to put on another tinder like site and claimed I'm 26, when I'm actually 42 ;) I usually say I'm 32 or so
A young dude of 21 at my gym asked me for some pec training tips and asked how old I was, I lied and said 36, and he said shit man I had you for not more than 28 8)
I was also on a sex site and claimed I was 32 and I met a 22 year old hottie and nailed her
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exercise slows down aging
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legit smh at people having to lie about anything in order to improve how they look in another person's eyes
I hate to be that dude who uses the term "beta" (because I don't normally do that) but how beta is that
just be honest.....ABOUT EVERYTHING
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one of my present friends even lied to me and another friend of mine when we started hanging out, back then he was 30 and only a couple of years later i found out from another source he was actually 7 years older lol, little fucker had us fooled for 2 years :D
needles to say he lies to women constantly about his age but seriously dude will turn 40 this year and could pass even as a 25 year old
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I do the same as you brosef
Just snapped a shot to put on another tinder like site and claimed I'm 26, when I'm actually 42 ;) I usually say I'm 32 or so
A young dude of 21 at my gym asked me for some pec training tips and asked how old I was, I lied and said 36, and he said shit man I had you for not more than 28 8)
I was also on a sex site and claimed I was 32 and I met a 22 year old hottie and nailed her
I'm 39 and have been in a relationship with a hot chick for the last year who just turned 26. When I met her I told her I was 32 and after a month I revealed my real age and she stuck around 8)
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I'm 39 and have been in a relationship with a hot chick for the last year who just turned 26. When I met her I told her I was 32 and after a month I revealed my real age and she stuck around 8)
Good news
Maybe one day I'll be able to have a relationship that actually lasts more than 3-6 weeks and if so hopefully the same will be for me
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This app just got creepy. Chatting with one woman. 46 years old but great body. Has 3 teenage daughters. She keeps texting me photos of her and her older daughter who is fucking hot, then she starts texting me photos of her 13 year old daughter telling me how cute she is and giving me facebook like updates of her daughter decorating her room. Her daughter is wearing a bikini top and short jeans. I told her to stop texting me this shit and immediately blocked her. What the fuck is wrong with people?
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one of my present friends even lied to me and another friend of mine when we started hanging out, back then he was 30 and only a couple of years later i found out from another source he was actually 7 years older lol, little fucker had us fooled for 2 years :D
needles to say he lies to women constantly about his age but seriously dude will turn 40 this year and could pass even as a 25 year old
tells you how insecure he is.
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one of my present friends even lied to me and another friend of mine when we started hanging out, back then he was 30 and only a couple of years later i found out from another source he was actually 7 years older lol, little fucker had us fooled for 2 years :D
needles to say he lies to women constantly about his age but seriously dude will turn 40 this year and could pass even as a 25 year old
LOL i wasn't 100 % honest with my age either to my lady back when i was 30+
Whenever she introduced me to friends and family/relatives, i said i was in my 30s (a line from the Office), alluding to that i could be 31, when in reality i was closing in on 40!
I had a serious problem with my age back then (and that i was getting older). I just couldnt accept that i was reaching 40 and was lying to her and myself in a way i guess.
I am much more honest in my current relationship though, i learned my lesson! Maybe you do grow wiser when you get older after all!
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The gold keeps delivering. I was chatting with one chick who was cute and seemed relatively normal but a couple times fucked up sending me messages obviously in reply to another dudes questions so I decided to fuck with her. Made plans then cancelled telling her I was laid off of my job and low on cash. She immediately tells me she thinks this won't work. I replied back and told her she failed. I wasn't laid off but actually got a sweet bonus and wanted to see if she was a gold digger or not and if she wasn't that I wanted to fly her to cancun for a week for a fun vacation and shopping. She replied back claiming she got her wires crossed and was telling another dude it wasn't working out because she really liked me. Told her to fuck off and blocked the c unt.
Fucking crazy whores.
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The gold keeps delivering. I was chatting with one chick who was cute and seemed relatively normal but a couple times fucked up sending me messages obviously in reply to another dudes questions so I decided to fuck with her. Made plans then cancelled telling her I was laid off of my job and low on cash. She immediately tells me she thinks this won't work. I replied back and told her she failed. I wasn't laid off but actually got a sweet bonus and wanted to see if she was a gold digger or not and if she wasn't that I wanted to fly her to cancun for a week for a fun vacation and shopping. She replied back claiming she got her wires crossed and was telling another dude it wasn't working out because she really liked me. Told her to fuck off and blocked the c unt.
Fucking crazy whores.
Thread should be renamed to Tinder Mind Wars
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Thread should be renamed to Tinder Mind Wars
The fact of the reality is if a woman is over 30, attractive and single, there's about a 99.9999% chance she either has a kid or is a fucking lunatic and most likely both.
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The fact of the reality is if a woman is over 30, attractive and single, there's about a 99.9999% chance she either has a kid or is a fucking lunatic and most likely both.
That's why this online stuff sucks. I prefer to find things out asap. You're right, there's a correlation between beying attractive and beying nuts. Pay attention first on how she talks/behaves.
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I'm going to have to start saying I'm an NBA star
performing better on the road in the modern NBA, in part, because they can use dating apps and social media to meet potential sexual partners rather than staying out late in clubs, according to Tom Haberstroh of ESPN.com.
An anonymous general manager described it as the "Tinderization of the NBA."
"Tin-der-i-za-tion," he told Haberstroh, "like the dating app. No need to go to the clubs all night anymore."
A former All-Star player contended that players prefer Instagram to Tinder, though he agreed with the general sentiment.
"It's absolutely true that you get at least two hours more sleep getting laid on the road today versus 15 years ago. No schmoozing. No going out to the club. No having to get something to eat after the club but before the hotel."
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just remember (and I said this earlier....I think I did at least) that internet/app dating DOESN'T work because it is all "roots of a poisonous tree"
the HARD FACT about meeting someone special (and I put emphasis on the word "special" because we're talking about....
...you know what?....I quit
I'm about to type something that would be akin to "War and Peace" and then I realized to myself "I'm not getting paid for this"
I'll say this though:
if you strictly want to "hook up" or need a "ego boost" then internet date your ass off
other than that don't bother
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just remember (and I said this earlier....I think I did at least) that internet/app dating DOESN'T work because it is all "roots of a poisonous tree"
the HARD FACT about meeting someone special (and I put emphasis on the word "special" because we're talking about....
...you know what?....I quit
I'm about to type something that would be akin to "War and Peace" and then I realized to myself "I'm not getting paid for this"
I'll say this though:
if you strictly want to "hook up" or need a "ego boost" then internet date your ass off
other than that don't bother
Go ahead. Write it. Get it off of your chest. Fools will be fools, dont let that stop you from educating.
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just remember (and I said this earlier....I think I did at least) that internet/app dating DOESN'T work because it is all "roots of a poisonous tree"
the HARD FACT about meeting someone special (and I put emphasis on the word "special" because we're talking about....
...you know what?....I quit
I'm about to type something that would be akin to "War and Peace" and then I realized to myself "I'm not getting paid for this"
I'll say this though:
if you strictly want to "hook up" or need a "ego boost" then internet date your ass off
other than that don't bother
Hey man, despite looking pretty vain and stuff your posts tend to be on point and appreciated.
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No offense, but if you are not getting laid off Tinder you may not be the best looking guy. But I have a solution. First, get a separate text-app phone number. Then go online and find a guy similar in age, hair color, eye color, and height, but who is much better looking than yourself. Make a fake Facebook and sign up for Tinder using his pics. Then start swiping.
If you pick a guy that's good looking enough you will get a lot of matches. When you do talk, talk about things your matches may be a little insecure about (body, face, tattoos, piercings, education, job). Anything you think they may not be confident in. But then make a few jokes and ask them on a date. Make sure it's at a bar on a Friday. Give them your new text-app number.
Now let's say you set the date up for 6pm. At 5:55pm text her from the text-app number to tell her you're running a bit late. Tell her to grab a drink at the bar and you will be right there. When she sits down you sit right next to her. Obviously, she won't recognize you because she will be looking for the Tinder guy. Then make small talk with her. Make sh*t up, tell her how you were there with your work friends because you just got a huge promotion. She will probably be nice but tell you how she is waiting for her date. All the while she will be texting your text-app line wondering what time "you" will be getting there.
At about 7:15, discreetly text her from your text-app line again and say, "I am so sorry, my dog is so sick I have to take him to the vet and I just can't make it tonight. Sorry!" At that point she will have some kind of reaction. She is all dressed up, make-up done, hair done, and drove all the way to a restaurant to meet this guy she was excited to meet up with and probably f*ck.
Right then look at her and ask, "What's wrong?" She will probably tell you how she got stood up. Tell her your friends from work already left after happy hour and how you were just going to grab a bite at the bar and go home. Then just say, "You are already all dressed up and I haven't really celebrated my promotion yet to the fullest, why not let me buy you dinner." It will work. She will say yes.
Later in the date text her one last time from the text-app and say something like, "My dog wasn't really sick, I had a second look at your pics and I'm not sure that I'm attracted to you. Sorry." At this point her self-esteem with be very low. Right then throw her a small compliment in person. Tell her you are ordering shots to celebrate. Order tequila, it makes the elastic in women's underwear loose. Then take her home and f*ck her. This works. The end.
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Like the bard said:
There's more of a whore ratio than is dreamt of in your philosophy.
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No offense, but if you are not getting laid off Tinder you may not be the best looking guy. But I have a solution. First, get a separate text-app phone number. Then go online and find a guy similar in age, hair color, eye color, and height, but who is much better looking than yourself. Make a fake Facebook and sign up for Tinder using his pics. Then start swiping.
If you pick a guy that's good looking enough you will get a lot of matches. When you do talk, talk about things your matches may be a little insecure about (body, face, tattoos, piercings, education, job). Anything you think they may not be confident in. But then make a few jokes and ask them on a date. Make sure it's at a bar on a Friday. Give them your new text-app number.
Now let's say you set the date up for 6pm. At 5:55pm text her from the text-app number to tell her you're running a bit late. Tell her to grab a drink at the bar and you will be right there. When she sits down you sit right next to her. Obviously, she won't recognize you because she will be looking for the Tinder guy. Then make small talk with her. Make sh*t up, tell her how you were there with your work friends because you just got a huge promotion. She will probably be nice but tell you how she is waiting for her date. All the while she will be texting your text-app line wondering what time "you" will be getting there.
At about 7:15, discreetly text her from your text-app line again and say, "I am so sorry, my dog is so sick I have to take him to the vet and I just can't make it tonight. Sorry!" At that point she will have some kind of reaction. She is all dressed up, make-up done, hair done, and drove all the way to a restaurant to meet this guy she was excited to meet up with and probably f*ck.
Right then look at her and ask, "What's wrong?" She will probably tell you how she got stood up. Tell her your friends from work already left after happy hour and how you were just going to grab a bite at the bar and go home. Then just say, "You are already all dressed up and I haven't really celebrated my promotion yet to the fullest, why not let me buy you dinner." It will work. She will say yes.
Later in the date text her one last time from the text-app and say something like, "My dog wasn't really sick, I had a second look at your pics and I'm not sure that I'm attracted to you. Sorry." At this point her self-esteem with be very low. Right then throw her a small compliment in person. Tell her you are ordering shots to celebrate. Order tequila, it makes the elastic in women's underwear loose. Then take her home and f*ck her. This works. The end.
;D ;D ;D
Brilliant. Where did you paste it from :D
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Thats way to much trouble, even if you're not an attractive guy. Better off A) going back too school and getting an MBA so you can afford hookers or B)"turn gay", those dudes seem to be willing to fuck anybody
However, i see ugly losers with gfs all the time. Granted, the girls are like a 5/10, but at least they have'em. If you cant "get a girl" you're probably one of those guys who thinks being an asshole is cool.
But still, being attractive just makes things a lot easier. So train, take steroids, get a haircut, & dress like you care how you look... As in get a decent pairs of shoes. Wearing "J's " or even Kswiss with a pair of jeans is fucking clownish. And pick up a decent watch. Stainless steel face with a black leather strap. Give the Gshock to your 15yr old nephew or something.... And lose the hip-hip ringtones. Shit was played out in 2003.
100% sure you dress like utter shit
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100% sure you dress like utter shit
100% sure youre a punk-bitch in "real life".
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Great scheme for getting in the old hatchet-wound presented by the Grape Ape as usual.
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100% sure youre a punk-bitch in "real life".
This is a great thread. Your contributions are definitely a plus.
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No offense, but if you are not getting laid off Tinder you may not be the best looking guy. But I have a solution. First, get a separate text-app phone number. Then go online and find a guy similar in age, hair color, eye color, and height, but who is much better looking than yourself. Make a fake Facebook and sign up for Tinder using his pics. Then start swiping.
If you pick a guy that's good looking enough you will get a lot of matches. When you do talk, talk about things your matches may be a little insecure about (body, face, tattoos, piercings, education, job). Anything you think they may not be confident in. But then make a few jokes and ask them on a date. Make sure it's at a bar on a Friday. Give them your new text-app number.
Now let's say you set the date up for 6pm. At 5:55pm text her from the text-app number to tell her you're running a bit late. Tell her to grab a drink at the bar and you will be right there. When she sits down you sit right next to her. Obviously, she won't recognize you because she will be looking for the Tinder guy. Then make small talk with her. Make sh*t up, tell her how you were there with your work friends because you just got a huge promotion. She will probably be nice but tell you how she is waiting for her date. All the while she will be texting your text-app line wondering what time "you" will be getting there.
At about 7:15, discreetly text her from your text-app line again and say, "I am so sorry, my dog is so sick I have to take him to the vet and I just can't make it tonight. Sorry!" At that point she will have some kind of reaction. She is all dressed up, make-up done, hair done, and drove all the way to a restaurant to meet this guy she was excited to meet up with and probably f*ck.
Right then look at her and ask, "What's wrong?" She will probably tell you how she got stood up. Tell her your friends from work already left after happy hour and how you were just going to grab a bite at the bar and go home. Then just say, "You are already all dressed up and I haven't really celebrated my promotion yet to the fullest, why not let me buy you dinner." It will work. She will say yes.
Later in the date text her one last time from the text-app and say something like, "My dog wasn't really sick, I had a second look at your pics and I'm not sure that I'm attracted to you. Sorry." At this point her self-esteem with be very low. Right then throw her a small compliment in person. Tell her you are ordering shots to celebrate. Order tequila, it makes the elastic in women's underwear loose. Then take her home and f*ck her. This works. The end.
THat was some entertaining shit.
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funny copy and paste by grape ape,, but who the fuck would want to jump through so many hoops ???
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A blonde Female friend married for over 10 years 2 kids finally became "free" after a messy divorce ....so she decided to join Tinder to check things out" ..... long story short she met a Tom Boy lezbo "For friends only " and next thing you know they're living together for over a year and she never been so happy .
Of course when I heard again from her all of this had happened .
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEVRONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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No offense, but if you are not getting laid off Tinder you may not be the best looking guy. But I have a solution. First, get a separate text-app phone number. Then go online and find a guy similar in age, hair color, eye color, and height, but who is much better looking than yourself. Make a fake Facebook and sign up for Tinder using his pics. Then start swiping.
If you pick a guy that's good looking enough you will get a lot of matches. When you do talk, talk about things your matches may be a little insecure about (body, face, tattoos, piercings, education, job). Anything you think they may not be confident in. But then make a few jokes and ask them on a date. Make sure it's at a bar on a Friday. Give them your new text-app number.
Now let's say you set the date up for 6pm. At 5:55pm text her from the text-app number to tell her you're running a bit late. Tell her to grab a drink at the bar and you will be right there. When she sits down you sit right next to her. Obviously, she won't recognize you because she will be looking for the Tinder guy. Then make small talk with her. Make sh*t up, tell her how you were there with your work friends because you just got a huge promotion. She will probably be nice but tell you how she is waiting for her date. All the while she will be texting your text-app line wondering what time "you" will be getting there.
At about 7:15, discreetly text her from your text-app line again and say, "I am so sorry, my dog is so sick I have to take him to the vet and I just can't make it tonight. Sorry!" At that point she will have some kind of reaction. She is all dressed up, make-up done, hair done, and drove all the way to a restaurant to meet this guy she was excited to meet up with and probably f*ck.
Right then look at her and ask, "What's wrong?" She will probably tell you how she got stood up. Tell her your friends from work already left after happy hour and how you were just going to grab a bite at the bar and go home. Then just say, "You are already all dressed up and I haven't really celebrated my promotion yet to the fullest, why not let me buy you dinner." It will work. She will say yes.
Later in the date text her one last time from the text-app and say something like, "My dog wasn't really sick, I had a second look at your pics and I'm not sure that I'm attracted to you. Sorry." At this point her self-esteem with be very low. Right then throw her a small compliment in person. Tell her you are ordering shots to celebrate. Order tequila, it makes the elastic in women's underwear loose. Then take her home and f*ck her. This works. The end.
That's a lot of work for shit. Trust me. If she's waiting for another dude and you show up to the bar and start chatting she's going to shut you down quick. In her mind she's meeting the fake photo you posted and not you.
Tinder is fuck of quacks and horny ladies. Just ask them questions about themselves, ask them what they want in a man and if they want to meet later. I've had numerous chicks sending me naked photos after a few texts. You get the crazies out there for sure but it's easy to weed through them. I just love fucking with most of these chicks.
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Some of my favorite shit on Tinder is matching with a chick, then writing
"I didn't realize I would find a transvestite as hot as you on here, I would love to feel your cock".
their reactions are fucking priceless. Dumb whores. Not sure what the hell is up with this site. I was having a killer conversation with a chick then all of a sudden she must have unmatched me because she disappeared from my matches and the whole convo was gone. I didn't say anything creepy or odd. I really think it has some algorithm that scours instagram and facebook then builds fake profiles with their info and makes fake matches.
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Been on tinder for like 3 years
Met a few girls on there but nothing special
Finally met a good looking one , local , calls me on phone cause she didn't like to txt , Job, house , same age , nice hair and teeth , fine ass
Meeting her an hour up the street
We'll see , inusually work uptown Charlotte bouncing on the weekends but I'm off , so fck it
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best place ive met the hottest most quality women... plastic surgeon office. the skin tech loves to play hook up and met some legit chics there
its always best to meet someone through someone - soft intro is ideal
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Been on tinder for like 3 years
Met a few girls on there but nothing special
Finally met a good looking one , local , calls me on phone cause she didn't like to txt , Job, house , same age , nice hair and teeth , fine ass
Meeting her an hour up the street
We'll see , inusually work uptown Charlotte bouncing on the weekends but I'm off , so fck it
Interested to see the outcome. Please report back
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funny copy and paste by grape ape,, but who the fuck would want to jump through so many hoops ???
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Went well with the gal
Really hot in person
I told her to meet me at my old work, I went there early to make sure no scragler skanks were present and I have the bartender some gummies for her bday
Anyway they have gone full country there so they had 2 beatniks playing guitar and it was so loud I asked some Dude I haven't seen in awhile if he was still towing cars and all I heard was 'naw, I'm slanging pills now....'. Just kept nodding and saying 'yah brah'
Smoked a dub on the way up there so I was in a full sweat by now with the clen from chest workout earlier -- she's running about 15min late , finally calls me to tell me she's going it front
I walk out to cool off and avoid the fckn CMAs going at 22decibels inside
We go to get sushi, rode in my car but it smelled of sweet cheeba- she didn't seem to mind - she said her bro smokes and he's in a wheelnchair / and since I train people with SCIs shitbworked out
Didn't even try shit - kind of taken back by the fact she's never done hard drugs- said she did x once
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No offense, but if you are not getting laid off Tinder you may not be the best looking guy. But I have a solution. First, get a separate text-app phone number. Then go online and find a guy similar in age, hair color, eye color, and height, but who is much better looking than yourself. Make a fake Facebook and sign up for Tinder using his pics. Then start swiping.
If you pick a guy that's good looking enough you will get a lot of matches. When you do talk, talk about things your matches may be a little insecure about (body, face, tattoos, piercings, education, job). Anything you think they may not be confident in. But then make a few jokes and ask them on a date. Make sure it's at a bar on a Friday. Give them your new text-app number.
Now let's say you set the date up for 6pm. At 5:55pm text her from the text-app number to tell her you're running a bit late. Tell her to grab a drink at the bar and you will be right there. When she sits down you sit right next to her. Obviously, she won't recognize you because she will be looking for the Tinder guy. Then make small talk with her. Make sh*t up, tell her how you were there with your work friends because you just got a huge promotion. She will probably be nice but tell you how she is waiting for her date. All the while she will be texting your text-app line wondering what time "you" will be getting there.
At about 7:15, discreetly text her from your text-app line again and say, "I am so sorry, my dog is so sick I have to take him to the vet and I just can't make it tonight. Sorry!" At that point she will have some kind of reaction. She is all dressed up, make-up done, hair done, and drove all the way to a restaurant to meet this guy she was excited to meet up with and probably f*ck.
Right then look at her and ask, "What's wrong?" She will probably tell you how she got stood up. Tell her your friends from work already left after happy hour and how you were just going to grab a bite at the bar and go home. Then just say, "You are already all dressed up and I haven't really celebrated my promotion yet to the fullest, why not let me buy you dinner." It will work. She will say yes.
Later in the date text her one last time from the text-app and say something like, "My dog wasn't really sick, I had a second look at your pics and I'm not sure that I'm attracted to you. Sorry." At this point her self-esteem with be very low. Right then throw her a small compliment in person. Tell her you are ordering shots to celebrate. Order tequila, it makes the elastic in women's underwear loose. Then take her home and f*ck her. This works. The end.
haha so great