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This summer, some of you may don your thong, oil, and hiking boots and immerse yourselves in the wonders of nature. You may stumble across a grizzly, here are steps to help you stay alive.
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Give him a barrage of punches to the beanbag and perhaps an eye poke.
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Take off your shirt, if you're wearing one. Hit a front lat spread appearing larger and wider to intimidate said bear and while bear is stunned, hit him with a growling most most muscular. Game over, lights out for the bear. That will show him who's boss. >:(
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Take off your shirt, if you're wearing one. Hit a front lat spread appearing larger and wider to intimidate said bear and while bear is stunned, hit him with a growling most most muscular. Game over, lights out for the bear. That will show him who's boss. >:(
I would like to hear from ESFitness. He may have some pointers in dealing with 500+ pound behemoths that want to intimidate or eat you. Remember, that one who goes furthest wins. Especially one who doesn't take kindly to disrespect.
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I would like to hear from ESFitness. He may have some pointers in dealing with 500+ pound behemoths that want intimidate or eat you. Remember, that one who goes furthest wins. Especially one who doesn't take kindly to disrespect.
He wrestled with a lot of bears when he was in prison.
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He wrestled with a lot of bears when he was in prison.
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lmao
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make sure you go in the woods with esfitness.
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Saw this movie when it was first released, had a hard time being in the woods afterwards. Still do a little.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qu15clDr-iM/TEtZ0k_DTRI/AAAAAAAAFag/7_cpdgM68RA/s1600/Grizzly.jpg)
(https://exploredia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Grizzly-Bear.jpg)
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vxochtEAyf4/TzJXfLpOOPI/AAAAAAAADX4/uZ-YeBMRPI0/s1600/grizzly.jpg)
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This book scared the shit out of me when I read it.
(https://d4rri9bdfuube.cloudfront.net/assets/images/book/large/9780/8824/9780882402321.jpg)
Then this crazy fucker went and lived with them and is pictured reading the book. Of course we know how he ended up, sadly.
(https://kaniut.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/tim_treadwell_large.jpg?w=1008)
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Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
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The US government is going to bring the Grizzly back to where I live soon. Fortunately I am heavily armed when I go cutting firewood. Still, it makes me a little nervous.
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No Grizzly Bear would ever catch me. It would be too busy slipping in my shit.
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Saw this movie when it was first released, had a hard time being in the woods afterwards. Still do a little.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qu15clDr-iM/TEtZ0k_DTRI/AAAAAAAAFag/7_cpdgM68RA/s1600/Grizzly.jpg)
(https://exploredia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Grizzly-Bear.jpg)
great horror, very undersetimated! watched it many times as a kid
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A prayer ? ;D
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I remember hearing about this in the news three years ago. A nightmarish scenario like something out of a horror movie. A large Grizzly bear smashed the window of a couples home and chased the occupants around their own house. They ran out of their house to escape the bear. The bear caught up with one of them and mauled them to death.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/grizzly-bear-entered-claudia-huber-s-house-before-fatal-attack-1.2805905
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A hungry bear or mama bear with her pups It's not preferable to meet..
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this.....
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I remember hearing about this in the news three years ago. A nightmarish scenario like something out of a horror movie. A large Grizzly bear smashed the window of a couples home and chased the occupants around their own house. They ran out of their house to escape the bear. The bear caught up with one of them and mauled them to death.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/grizzly-bear-entered-claudia-huber-s-house-before-fatal-attack-1.2805905
They possibly should have went into a room and locked the door, pushed up furniture and had that rifle ready.
Went the woman ran outside, she was dead. Unless she got to a car or up a very sturdy tree.
I've seen some of those homes which have been "bear proofed". The Windows and doors have thick wooden covers that you can slide and latch from the inside.
A hungry bear or mama bear with her pups It's not preferable to meet..
You almost feel bad for that bison. You know that it is basically dead meat running.
I almost thought it was a man running in a bison suit because it is missing patches of skin and hide.
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fukk the grizzly i will take it out with my ak47
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The US government is going to bring the Grizzly back to where I live soon. Fortunately I am heavily armed when I go cutting firewood. Still, it makes me a little nervous.
But, what will you do if Vince Basil show up :D
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This book scared the shit out of me when I read it.
(https://d4rri9bdfuube.cloudfront.net/assets/images/book/large/9780/8824/9780882402321.jpg)
Then this crazy fucker went and lived with them and is pictured reading the book. Of course we know how he ended up, sadly.
(https://kaniut.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/tim_treadwell_large.jpg?w=1008)
Didn't they find his watch in the Bears stomach? What a dumbass.
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Yes, that means forgetting that they are very dangerous wild animals.
http://www.yellowstone-bearman.com/Tim_Treadwell.html
Also a very experienced russian researcher was also killed by the bear in the past.
http://articles.latimes.com/2003/dec/31/world/fg-bear31
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Thanks man, but no bears around here. Biggest danger are boars and very rarely a wolf with cups.
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This is how you survive a Grizzly Attack >:(
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The Revenant Of Peace
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Yes, that means forgetting that they are very dangerous wild animals.
http://www.yellowstone-bearman.com/Tim_Treadwell.html
Also a very experienced russian researcher was also killed by the bear in the past.
http://articles.latimes.com/2003/dec/31/world/fg-bear31
Wow, that story makes my skin crawl. I wonder if the recording is out on the net somewhere. I don't want to listen, but I'm sure it's out there.
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Thanks man, but no bears around here. Biggest danger are boars and very rarely a wolf with cups.
Did the wolves have red cups? And what was inside the cups? Also, did they take pictures with the cups upside down?
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This is how you survive a Grizzly Attack >:(
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=629435.0;attach=723993;image)
What exactly would happen if a Silverback Gorilla and a Grizzly Bear wandered into eachother? (lets say both are released in the same area)
Would the Gorilla stand up straight on his backlegs pounding his chest a la King Kong?
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just tell them you're a friend of Bart's ::) ::) ::)
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Wow, that story makes my skin crawl. I wonder if the recording is out on the net somewhere. I don't want to listen, but I'm sure it's out there.
The recording is out there and can be found.
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;D
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Thanks man, but no bears around here. Biggest danger are boars and very rarely a wolf with cups.
gotta watch those wolves and their cups...especially if they're full of good coffee.
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Wow, that story makes my skin crawl. I wonder if the recording is out on the net somewhere. I don't want to listen, but I'm sure it's out there.
Nope. Next of kin destroyed the recording. There is some fake audio recordings of it on YouTube, but they've been debunked as not being authentic.
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What exactly would happen if a Silverback Gorilla and a Grizzly Bear wandered into eachother? (lets say both are released in the same area)
Would the Gorilla stand up straight on his backlegs pounding his chest a la King Kong?
Would favour the Grizzly to rip the Gorilla to shreds.
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This is how you survive a Grizzly Attack >:(
Grizzly has a bigger mouth and longer claws like knives. No way..
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This Grizzly gets FUCKED up :-\ Poor fella
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Yeah, nothing heroic when they shoots such a bear, from a long distance, using a sniper rifle . Even a boy is a "hero" like that.
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Stupid fucking animal, man should be free to roam the forest as he pleases without fear of being mauled to death by a a big dumb pointless animal.
Eaten by a wild animal should only happen to dumb negroes in shitty third world countries.
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How to survive a Grizzly attack? .50 cent 300 win-mag round
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Take off your shirt, if you're wearing one. Hit a front lat spread appearing larger and wider to intimidate said bear and while bear is stunned, hit him with a growling most most muscular. Game over, lights out for the bear. That will show him who's boss. >:(
Philsulin will be in trouble.
WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Just tell the bear that Howard will be meeting up with you soon.
He will not be sticking around.
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A real man runs away from nothing.
Bear gets spicey with you, you square off to the burly bucko and give him the ol' one-two.
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A real man runs away from nothing.
Bear gets spicey with you, you square off to the burly bucko and give him the ol' one-two.
Puttin up yer dukes gettin ready to throw hands?
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I really don't understand trophy hunting. Big game hunting or whatever it's called bums me out big time.
I know there are times when it's necessary to kill them but it just would never occur to me to kill some animal and hang its corpse on my fucking wall.
I'm not trying to ban it, it just isn't my thing.
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I really don't understand trophy hunting. Big game hunting or whatever it's called bums me out big time.
I know there are times when it's necessary to kill them but it just would never occur to me to kill some animal and hang its corpse on my fucking wall.
I'm not trying to ban it, it just isn't my thing.
I agree.
I must say, after seeing the ability of that bear to take all those rounds...no way in hell a gorilla could whip a grizzly.
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This Grizzly gets FUCKED up :-\ Poor fella
Why would anyone enjoy this? Fucking thing just wants to live.
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Why would anyone enjoy this? Fucking thing just wants to live.
Well so does the animals that the bear kills too.
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I really don't understand trophy hunting. Big game hunting or whatever it's called bums me out big time.
I know there are times when it's necessary to kill them but it just would never occur to me to kill some animal and hang its corpse on my fucking wall.
I'm not trying to ban it, it just isn't my thing.
Nor do I, I have friends that hunt all the time, some for trophy and some for the meat. I have never understood it, at least in times where our food is more plentiful now than ever. I am not much of a meat eater anyway, except for eggs and fish. The occasional burger. I do think hunting is a necessary task for people to do however, the trade and skill should be passed down for those that have to do it. Just never understood the thrill kill trophy types, killing from afar while masked and hidden from view is not sporting in my opinion. I watched the videos of the African bushmen out walking their prey until it's exhausted carrying only a small amount of food and a spear. That's a sport and they use all of the kill.
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I really don't understand trophy hunting. Big game hunting or whatever it's called bums me out big time.
I know there are times when it's necessary to kill them but it just would never occur to me to kill some animal and hang its corpse on my fucking wall.
I'm not trying to ban it, it just isn't my thing.
I think those people have some type of issue. Maybe the "thrill of the hunt" types, kinda like the ones who would go and shoot a Tiger from a top an elephant. Kinda like they feel the need to dominant and kill something.
But sometimes, one can be surprised. These are Park Rangers going to tranq a Tiger.
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The US government is going to bring the Grizzly back to where I live soon. Fortunately I am heavily armed when I go cutting fire
wood. Still, it makes me a little nervous.
Why might they be interested in doing this? In Europe it's the same with wolves.
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Well so does the animals that the bear kills too.
It's for survival, not sport. I'm not a member of PETA or anything, I just don't get killing something like that for fun. :-\
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Why might they be interested in doing this? In Europe it's the same with wolves.
Yeah I heard the stories of wolves at night in Paris. Several years ago they invigorated both the wolf and grizzly population in Montana and I believe Wyoming. The wolf population has flourished and spread into Idaho and into Washington state. So much so that Washington state had to kill several packs of wolves here just recently.
It is my understanding from a somewhat conspiracy point of view as to why this is happening. The 2nd amendment. If you cannot directly attack the right to bear arms then go the long way around to do so. If you create an environment that is not hunter friendly then what you do is slowly break down the traditions that are passed down from one generation to the next. Bring in the wolf and grizzly population and protect them from hunting. Both of these superior predators eat the very thing men hunt, Dear. When the Dear populations is in contest between the protected animal and that of the human hunting it guess what. The hunter will be vastly limited by regulation from the government to discourage him from doing so. Slowly break the tradition of hunting and you slowly remove the largest gun ownership group this nation has. The government can do this anywhere and with any method at its means. This is only a theory but it makes a little sense to me.
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Cases when a bear attacks a man with the intention of killing him are very rare. To be fair to us. Bears usually avoid the people, and tourists usually make noise to announce bears that there are people nearby, and avoid unpleasant situations. When they suddenly wake up with people nearby, the bears can become aggressive, especially if there is the bear mom with cubs.
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Cubs. Some bear sleuth you are. ::)
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Grizzlys are affraid of the sasquach. When go hiking, always take Tbombz, without the bunny suit.
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It's for survival, not sport. I'm not a member of PETA or anything, I just don't get killing something like that for fun. :-\
All predators kill for sport , That's how they hone their skills. house cats are vicious killers who kill 50% of the time just for sport.
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This book scared the shit out of me when I read it.
(https://d4rri9bdfuube.cloudfront.net/assets/images/book/large/9780/8824/9780882402321.jpg)
Then this crazy fucker went and lived with them and is pictured reading the book. Of course we know how he ended up, sadly.
(https://kaniut.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/tim_treadwell_large.jpg?w=1008)
He was fine with the bears that he visited every year, even the mothers with their cubs. He stayed later in the season one year and a male who wasn't from the area, so to speak, ate him and his girlfriend. It was captured on audio. Grizzly Man was a decent flick.
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He was fine with the bears that he visited every year, even the mothers with their cubs. He stayed later in the season one year and a male who wasn't from the area, so to speak, ate him and his girlfriend. It was captured on audio. Grizzly Man was a decent flick.
And apparently, food was more scarce that year.
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And apparently, food was more scarce that year.
And apparently he didn't read page 2 of this thread or the story link. ;D