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Title: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: gmflex on May 29, 2017, 09:05:34 AM
 ;D

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/29/us/tiger-woods-arrested-dui/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/29/us/tiger-woods-arrested-dui/index.html)

He went downhill after he got caught fucking all those women / pornstars / escorts..
 ;D
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Skylge on May 29, 2017, 09:14:15 AM
Dude couldn't handle losing his perfect son-in-law image

Should have just said fuck it, and went on with hiring escorts and such
No shame in that

He looks pretty shagged in that mug shot....

Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 29, 2017, 09:14:50 AM
;D

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/29/us/tiger-woods-arrested-dui/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/29/us/tiger-woods-arrested-dui/index.html)

He went downhill after he got caught fucking all those women / pornstars / escorts..
 ;D


Not sure why the smiley it's sad if you ask me...


BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods is arrested for 3am DUI in Florida

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/guy-Woods-arrested-DUI.html#ixzz4iU7uchdp
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Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: youandme on May 29, 2017, 09:16:06 AM
Damn, doesn't even look like him.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 29, 2017, 09:20:16 AM
One day you're a golf god worshipped by millions, the next day you are a scruffy, DUI has-been.

Just think... women caused this.

NEVER get married... NEVER had kids.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: youandme on May 29, 2017, 09:21:25 AM
One day you're a golf god worshipped by millions, the next day you are a scruffy, DUI has-been.

Just think... women caused this.

Well really only his wife, lol.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 29, 2017, 09:23:07 AM
Well really only his wife, lol.

What about the hookers/escorts who tempted him? 

Women will literally ruin a man.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Nails on May 29, 2017, 09:28:18 AM
(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/JZbqPWS4p.bvi2GwWeghnQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MTtpbD1wbGFuZQ--/https://68.media.tumblr.com/7584a6d5ebeeff73afd9a5f697299bae/tumblr_inline_oqq28l0vdS1td0hds_540.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 29, 2017, 09:30:08 AM
Not sure why the smiley it's sad if you ask me...


BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods is arrested for 3am DUI in Florida

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/guy-Woods-arrested-DUI.html#ixzz4iU7uchdp
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook


Why, he's worth 740 million.  They just picked him up and let him leave on his own without any bail.  He'll be fine....he'll go to some "treatment center" or some other bullshit. 
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on May 29, 2017, 09:30:38 AM
Still a golf legend though. No one can take that away from him.

Should've never got married though. Should've just stuck with the escorts. :/ Seriously.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 29, 2017, 09:38:12 AM
BLACK GOLFER ARRESTED

- Wanda Sykes

Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Mr Anabolic on May 29, 2017, 09:40:32 AM

Why, he's worth 740 million.  They just picked him up and let him leave on his own without any bail.  He'll be fine....he'll go to some "treatment center" or some other bullshit.  

That much?  Didn't the blonde Swedish ex-wife take half?

Pretty soon we should see Tiger in a white SUV being chased by the police.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Fortress on May 29, 2017, 09:47:00 AM
Guy's fall from grace has been brutal.

Beating everyone at golf and being the-good-married-fella to Mr. can't-win-jack-shit and being a recognized scoundrel hooligan. 
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: dj181 on May 29, 2017, 09:49:54 AM
Toad Ploods
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 29, 2017, 09:53:02 AM
I'm surprised he isn't singing the blues.  After all, they're very musical people.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EXJziZL2lCA/Usrc7efSEJI/AAAAAAAACMM/G2xwNc-A91I/s1600/trading+places+3.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: tom joad on May 29, 2017, 09:54:59 AM
all drugs
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Skylge on May 29, 2017, 09:57:37 AM

Why, he's worth 740 million.  They just picked him up and let him leave on his own without any bail.  He'll be fine....he'll go to some "treatment center" or some other bullshit. 

Then why didn't he hire some attractive girl to chauffeur him around? If she's also an escort, the better for him   ;-)
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 29, 2017, 09:59:02 AM
That much?  Didn't the blonde Swedish ex-wife take half?

Pretty soon we should see Tiger in a white SUV being chased by the police.

He's headed to a major OD soon.  On top of the world to being a laughingstock. Only Vince goodrum can attest.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 29, 2017, 10:07:50 AM

Why, he's worth 740 million.  They just picked him up and let him leave on his own without any bail.  He'll be fine....he'll go to some "treatment center" or some other bullshit. 

X2.

You have money in this world, life is not that bad
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 29, 2017, 10:13:16 AM
No Limo driver, Uber. WTF is wrong with him.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Rudee on May 29, 2017, 10:25:03 AM
How one looks in the booking photo affects public perception.  He should have cracked a huge grin like Bieber did in his DUI booking photo. Nobody is talking about Biebers DUI.  
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 29, 2017, 10:25:13 AM
Then why didn't he hire some attractive girl to chauffeur him around? If she's also an escort, the better for him   ;-)


I have no idea.  He just had fusion surgery so he can barely move.  One thing for sure is that he'll have a chauffeur now for a least a year.  I think his DUI is likely for painkillers though.  Its a weird situation but he could have been hunting for a little tail.


Honestly, the police treated him like an Applebee rather than like a brew.  Fucking Blackie Chan swirl baby has all the luck 
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 29, 2017, 10:35:21 AM
I'm surprised he isn't singing the blues.  After all, they're very musical people.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EXJziZL2lCA/Usrc7efSEJI/AAAAAAAACMM/G2xwNc-A91I/s1600/trading+places+3.jpg)


Nobody asked your opinion you fucking Casper. 
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: stuntmovie on May 29, 2017, 10:48:42 AM
This just goes to show that it's always better to make that first call and have your publicity agent present prior to getting your arrest photo taken.

The agent will most likely bring a make-up artist and a hair stylist and then the photographing can begin.

The SECOND or THIRD call should be to your lawyer.

I think Tiger fooked up a bit!

Are three to four calls possible now-a-days?
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Tennisballz on May 29, 2017, 11:00:29 AM
Meh...he's rich and famous.  A dui means nothing for the rich and famous.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: The_Punisher on May 29, 2017, 11:12:06 AM
I'm sure some low wage cop downthere just wanna make a name for himself....what the fuck they consider drunk driving these days?.....people have different tolerance for alcohol.....I had one shot of tequila one night and was stopped on my way home for not stopping fully at a stop sign around 2am......the fucker told me he smells alcohol on me and if I was drinking...duh....told his ass I had one drink, he proceeded to have me stepout of the car and did some routine check and he let me go.....I know each state has their own alcohol limit law, but if a guy is reaching the alcohol limit, does that always mean he's drunk?.....fuck no.....my state now consider "having a buzz" is drunk driving
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: WalterWhite on May 29, 2017, 11:12:46 AM
Tiger Woods settled $110 million of his $600 million fortune on his ex-wife Elin and agreed to pay her a reported $20,000 a month in support, provided she refuses to talk about his private life.

He had a prenup (20m max) but paid more for her silence.  No-one knows his net for sure now but he has no money problems.

Just having some weekend fun. Still surprised he doesn't just party at his mansion.





Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Yamcha on May 29, 2017, 11:13:05 AM
His driving is bad on and off the course.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Nails on May 29, 2017, 11:15:52 AM
is Elin Nordegren still mudsharking?
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: gmflex on May 29, 2017, 11:20:17 AM

http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/29/tiger-woods-busted-for-dui/ (http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/29/tiger-woods-busted-for-dui/)
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 29, 2017, 11:31:33 AM

Nobody asked your opinion you fucking Casper. 

piss off jigaboo

broke ass bitch
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Skylge on May 29, 2017, 11:46:21 AM
Meh...he's rich and famous.  A dui means nothing for the rich and famous.

His sponsors / endorsement companies might different about that.....
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Skylge on May 29, 2017, 11:49:12 AM
Tiger Woods settled $110 million of his $600 million fortune on his ex-wife Elin and agreed to pay her a reported $20,000 a month in support, provided she refuses to talk about his private life.

He had a prenup (20m max) but paid more for her silence.  No-one knows his net for sure now but he has no money problems.

Just having some weekend fun. Still surprised he doesn't just party at his mansion.


Very expensive marriage....I think marriage has far more downsides than positive effects.....Also proves that this DUI is no incident, this guy's very stupid. Apart from his Golf qualities that is






Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: jaejonna on May 29, 2017, 11:52:08 AM
he looks tired
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Shizzo on May 29, 2017, 11:53:27 AM
he looks tired
Nah, he is just half Asian.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on May 29, 2017, 01:29:05 PM
This just goes to show that it's always better to make that first call and have your publicity agent present prior to getting your arrest photo taken.

The agent will most likely bring a make-up artist and a hair stylist and then the photographing can begin.

The SECOND or THIRD call should be to your lawyer.

I think Tiger fooked up a bit!

Are three to four calls possible now-a-days?

Lol thats how.you do it. Beeeeeeber smiling like a champ in this mugshot!
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: visualizeperfection on May 29, 2017, 01:42:55 PM
He's starting to look very Asian.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 29, 2017, 02:38:36 PM
piss off jigaboo

broke ass bitch


Fuck you Brady.  Go fix some Stove Top Stuffing you fan kuei bitch.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 29, 2017, 03:28:05 PM

Fuck you Brady.  Go fix some Stove Top Stuffing you fan kuei bitch.

Go die of the AIDS already, polesmoker.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Elvis_McCartney on May 29, 2017, 03:47:05 PM


He looks dead inside.  Money does not make you happy.  It's just one less thing to worry about.  Just ask Chris Cornell or any other famous/rich person.

He's got something deeper going on.  I hate for anyone to go through this.  It's probably a combination of alcohol and prescription meds but he's using that to numb some kind of pain.

Someone needs to sit him down and say, "Jesus Christ man, pull yourself together, you're fucking Tiger Woods"!
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 29, 2017, 04:34:58 PM
Go die of the AIDS already, polesmoker.


Get raped by a gorilla, Pinkazoid.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: TonyAlva on May 29, 2017, 04:54:09 PM
 look like a man beat down, he loose his soul :'(
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: visualizeperfection on May 29, 2017, 05:03:58 PM

Get raped by a gorilla, Pinkazoid.

Are you stating your intentions?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: blinky on May 29, 2017, 05:48:56 PM
was talking about this with people i work with. Why do people care so much about this? It doesnt affect my life AT ALL. It happens(unfortunately) MANY times a day all over the world.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 29, 2017, 05:50:16 PM

Get raped by a gorilla, Pinkazoid.

You have me confused with Vissy.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Rudee on May 29, 2017, 05:56:37 PM
He's now claiming he wasn't drunk and that it was pain meds.  Yup, out on the roads at 3am, driving erratically, police smelling alcohol, and him refusing to take a breathalyzer.   Yup... pain meds.   ::)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: WalterWhite on May 29, 2017, 06:38:01 PM
He's now claiming he wasn't drunk and that it was pain meds.  Yup, out on the roads at 3am, driving erratically, police smelling alcohol, and him refusing to take a breathalyzer.   Yup... pain meds.   ::)

Maybe combining the two which is definitely a bad idea from all perspectives.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: tres_taco_combo on May 29, 2017, 06:41:58 PM
i dont think tiger will make a come back - just not gonna happen

i am a tiger fan
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: WalterWhite on May 29, 2017, 09:15:03 PM
i dont think tiger will make a come back - just not gonna happen

i am a tiger fan

Based on the list of injuries I'm afraid you may be right. Back must have been really bad to require a fusion.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golf-central-blog/numbers-look-back-woods-injuries/
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Schnauzer on May 29, 2017, 09:54:06 PM
Quote
Tiger's girlfriend, Kristin Smith, learned about the arrest while shopping at a Neiman Marcus store in Dallas. Someone called her and, according to several eyewitnesses, "she went crazy" and said "I knew it, I knew it." We're told she began crying, then bought $5k worth of merchandise and left.

(https://www.morningnewsusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/14505505902_b23b5e3f65_k.jpg)

 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: The Ugly on May 29, 2017, 10:16:32 PM
"Suspicion," good word.

Suppose whatever traffic mishap, alcohol stench, failed sobriety test and subsequent B.A.C. reading were, in unison, a bit much to ignore. Someone, it seems, grew suspicious.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: ESFitness on May 29, 2017, 11:09:43 PM
This just goes to show that it's always better to make that first call and have your publicity agent present prior to getting your arrest photo taken.

The agent will most likely bring a make-up artist and a hair stylist and then the photographing can begin.

The SECOND or THIRD call should be to your lawyer.

I think Tiger fooked up a bit!

Are three to four calls possible now-a-days?

Usually you don't need to make any calls for dui. They just hold and release you. Hopefully your cell phone isn't dead by that time.

I've had 4 total. 2 in 05 and 2 last summer. Never made 1 call till I got out.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Simple Simon on May 30, 2017, 12:56:43 AM
Usually you don't need to make any calls for dui. They just hold and release you. Hopefully your cell phone isn't dead by that time.

I've had 4 total. 2 in 05 and 2 last summer. Never made 1 call till I got out.

Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower you admit to 4 DUIs

You should be banned from driving for life you fucking moron.

were your kids in the car with you?
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: local hero on May 30, 2017, 01:43:33 AM
(https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/JZbqPWS4p.bvi2GwWeghnQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MTtpbD1wbGFuZQ--/https://68.media.tumblr.com/7584a6d5ebeeff73afd9a5f697299bae/tumblr_inline_oqq28l0vdS1td0hds_540.jpg)


Looks like a bit of a Maori / chinky mix.....
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on May 30, 2017, 04:32:34 AM
He should start a Go Fund me to cover his court costs
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Waller on May 30, 2017, 05:49:03 AM
At least he didn't cry in his mugshot.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: Kwon on May 30, 2017, 06:21:03 AM

Looks like a bit of a Maori / chinky mix.....

Looks a bit like someone with an african-american father (that himself had a light-skin mother) and a mother with a mixed Thai/Chinese/Dutch ancestry.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Fortress on May 30, 2017, 06:30:55 AM
Looks like a man with the breath of a corpse.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 30, 2017, 06:32:27 AM
Usually you don't need to make any calls for dui. They just hold and release you. Hopefully your cell phone isn't dead by that time.

I've had 4 total. 2 in 05 and 2 last summer. Never made 1 call till I got out.

Do you've been driving without a license?  I assume the second time it would be criminal charges against you.  How did you get away?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 30, 2017, 06:36:31 AM
(https://www.morningnewsusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/14505505902_b23b5e3f65_k.jpg)

 
Tiger loves him some dem der Blondes.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Tapeworm on May 30, 2017, 06:46:45 AM
Inauspicious mah nidgis.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Simple Simon on May 30, 2017, 07:02:29 AM
Do you've been driving without a license?  I assume the second time it would be criminal charges against you.  How did you get away?

if his stories stay true to form.....
(http://i.imgur.com/fFmXtW4.gif)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 30, 2017, 07:04:20 AM
if his stories stay true to form.....
(http://i.imgur.com/fFmXtW4.gif)

A second DUI offense is straight criminal charges, driving with a suspended or revoked license, most likely revoked by the 3rd DUI.  He'd be in jail for a while.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Fortress on May 30, 2017, 07:52:04 AM
That Swedish broad should be ashamed of herself for coupling with this filthy degenerate and producing two mutant children.

No wonder Sweden's a soon-to-be Islamic state.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 30, 2017, 07:53:08 AM
That Swedish broad should be ashamed of herself for coupling with this filthy degenerate and producing two mutant children.

No wonder Sweden's a soon-to-be Islamic state.

She was a complete perv.  Remember that she was his nanny.  Which probably means she was tugging on his cock at a young age.
Title: Re: Tiger woods... epic fall...
Post by: dseiler on May 30, 2017, 08:17:57 AM
One day you're a golf god worshipped by millions, the next day you are a scruffy, DUI has-been.

Just think... women caused this.

NEVER get married... NEVER had kids.

I would bet any amount of money someone talked him into it. "You think the endorsements are big now, Tiger? Wait until you become a family man!"

Crazy life. Crazy story.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 30, 2017, 09:20:41 AM
BAC came back at 0. I bet he's abusing his pain meds.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 30, 2017, 09:22:02 AM
BAC came back at 0. I bet he's abusing his pain meds.

I remember reading a story that there are more DUI deaths now from prescription meds/drugs than from alcohol.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: residue on May 30, 2017, 09:24:06 AM
She was a complete perv.  Remember that she was his nanny.  Which probably means she was tugging on his cock at a young age.
she is like 6 years younger than tiger, how could she be his nanny?she was A nanny,

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: XFACTOR on May 30, 2017, 09:26:07 AM
He's not drinking, doing G.

He loves that stuff
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 30, 2017, 01:32:42 PM
He's not drinking, doing G.

He loves that stuff

Did ESF tell you that?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: tres_taco_combo on May 30, 2017, 01:51:00 PM
What kind of car was he in?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: ratherbebig on May 30, 2017, 01:52:06 PM
if i had to spend that much time playing golf i probably drink the rest of the day too
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Schnauzer on May 30, 2017, 03:22:50 PM
What kind of car was he in?

Golf cart
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Bevo on May 30, 2017, 04:34:10 PM
she is like 6 years younger than tiger, how could she be his nanny?she was A nanny,



That's what I thought too
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Bevo on May 30, 2017, 04:35:55 PM
Wonder if esf knows tiger?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 30, 2017, 05:58:15 PM
Wonder if esf knows tiger?

Apparently they did lines together while in San Diego.  Spent a night in jail, charity fucked an ugly fat girl and were driving together during his second DUI
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Shizzo on May 30, 2017, 06:01:04 PM
I live close to Tiger.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Tapeworm on May 30, 2017, 06:31:47 PM
Bobcat Golthwait also struggled.  You shouldn't name your child after an animal. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: dj181 on May 31, 2017, 03:33:17 AM
Golf cart

LOL!!!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Bevo on May 31, 2017, 03:41:10 AM
I live close to Tiger.

Hi esfitness
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 31, 2017, 06:40:47 AM
I live close to Tiger.

Doesn't he live on Jupiter Island in Florida.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Parker on May 31, 2017, 06:43:53 AM
she is like 6 years younger than tiger, how could she be his nanny?she was A nanny,


Model in her country, nanny in the US. Met Tiger, gets married, then goes to college for psychology. Becomes known for being really good at hitting a Cadillac Escalade with a golf club (no idea which one).
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: The_Punisher on May 31, 2017, 06:47:17 AM
Model in her country, nanny in the US. Met Tiger, gets married, then goes to college for psychology. Becomes known for being really good at hitting a Cadillac Escalade with a golf club (no idea which one).


the Bitch got $100 million from Eldrick and she went her way quietly...I'd say that's not too bad for a Nanny.... :)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 31, 2017, 07:05:25 AM

the Bitch got $100 million from Eldrick and she went her way quietly...I'd say that's not too bad for a Nanny.... :)

Yes but is $100 million worth being labelled a mudshark forever knowing she can never bag a getbigger in her life? 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: dj181 on May 31, 2017, 08:07:18 AM
Yes but is $100 million worth being labelled a mudshark forever knowing she can never bag a getbigger in her life? 

is it worse that she was nailed by a black asian mix?

in my book pakis and indian toads from india are at the bottom of the barrel
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Thespritz0 on May 31, 2017, 10:15:28 AM
What kind of car was he in?
^^
Mercedes SUV...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 31, 2017, 01:04:51 PM
^^
Mercedes SUV...

Epic Soccer Mommobile
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Shizzo on May 31, 2017, 01:08:19 PM
I still don't get it, He is worth a few hundred million dollars. Why the hell would you be out driving in the middle of the night?

I refuse to believe that Tiger Woods is that pathetic.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 31, 2017, 01:09:38 PM
I still don't get it, He is worth a few hundred million dollars. Why the hell would you be out driving in the middle of the night?

I refuse to believe that Tiger Woods is that pathetic.

because hes drugged out of his skull.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Shizzo on May 31, 2017, 01:13:48 PM
because hes drugged out of his skull.
Still doesn't cut it. Maybe it is his cry for help. Maybe he needs the attention that golf can no longer give him.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Rudee on May 31, 2017, 01:42:25 PM

in my book pakis and indian toads from india are at the bottom of the barrel

I would put 3rd world dindus at the bottom.  Places like Haiti make Pakistan and India look like the Hamptons.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: dseiler on May 31, 2017, 02:18:17 PM
Winner.

(https://image.ibb.co/eitEqv/shooter.jpg) (https://ibb.co/fsLuqv)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Nick Danger on May 31, 2017, 03:11:49 PM
What kind of car was he in?

(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00048.jpg?itok=7RlaElVB)

(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00049_lightened.jpg?itok=HcNjtdDk)

(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00050_lightened.jpg?itok=RvABHDh1)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: TuHolmes on May 31, 2017, 03:16:05 PM
Still doesn't cut it. Maybe it is his cry for help. Maybe he needs the attention that golf can no longer give him.

Apparently he blew a 0.0 on the breathalyzer. I believe his DUI is from medication.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Schnauzer on May 31, 2017, 03:54:20 PM
Police have released video of the incident

(http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/golf-cart-jump-flip-slide-fail-1409908747f.gif?id=)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: XFACTOR on May 31, 2017, 03:54:56 PM
Apparently he blew a 0.0 on the breathalyzer. I believe his DUI is from medication.



Negative. GHB
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Tapeworm on May 31, 2017, 04:04:45 PM
Tiger likes his tires splashy.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: The_Punisher on May 31, 2017, 08:37:43 PM
(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00048.jpg?itok=7RlaElVB)

(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00049_lightened.jpg?itok=HcNjtdDk)

(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00050_lightened.jpg?itok=RvABHDh1)


S 65 AMG?...MSRP $226,900.... :-X....the Daddy of all Benz... ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: NickEdge779 on May 31, 2017, 09:15:30 PM
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: tres_taco_combo on May 31, 2017, 10:05:48 PM
(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00048.jpg?itok=7RlaElVB)

(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00049_lightened.jpg?itok=HcNjtdDk)

(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00050_lightened.jpg?itok=RvABHDh1)

tigre rides a hard black s class with rims
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: ratherbebig on June 01, 2017, 01:53:27 AM
cop: what were the instructions?
tiger: not to sing the national anthem backwards!

 :D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: fredrollon on June 01, 2017, 02:00:13 AM
BAC came back at 0. I bet he's abusing his pain meds.

Ahaha...sounds like good stuff....


"The report noted that the golfer changed his story about where he was going and where he was coming from, originally saying that he was coming from "L.A." and on his way to "Orange County" before stating that he had no idea where he was.

Woods was arrested in Jupiter, Florida."

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: The Ugly on June 01, 2017, 04:51:25 AM
Ahaha...sounds like good stuff...


His doc must've prescribed the 800s, because the lower dose Ibuprofen wouldn't make him all loopy like that.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: ratherbebig on June 01, 2017, 04:52:03 AM
i blame it on steroids
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 01, 2017, 07:42:12 AM
Surprised the cop didn't just offer to drive him home.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: ratherbebig on June 01, 2017, 09:37:16 AM
was it even on a public road?

he aint hurting nobody

he didnt do nothing

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Fortress on June 01, 2017, 09:51:18 AM
That video is hilarious. Tiger hasn't the foggiest what's going on.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Disgusted on June 01, 2017, 10:37:10 AM
Why do people always give consent?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on June 01, 2017, 10:55:02 AM
(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00048.jpg?itok=7RlaElVB)

(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00049_lightened.jpg?itok=HcNjtdDk)

(http://www.golfchannel.com/sites/golfchannel.prod.acquia-sites.com/files/styles/gallery_slide/public/2017/05/31/dsc00050_lightened.jpg?itok=RvABHDh1)

The tires are flat!!!!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: TuHolmes on June 01, 2017, 11:40:19 AM
The tires are flat!!!!

FACT!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on June 01, 2017, 11:51:23 AM
FACT!

Lol!!

Why are thr tires flat?
What is the story here sir Holmes?!!!!!!!!
Anyone?? Tell me!!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Nick Danger on June 01, 2017, 12:27:20 PM
Lol!!

Why are thr tires flat?
What is the story here sir Holmes?!!!!!!!!
Anyone?? Tell me!!

His bumper is hanging too.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: TuHolmes on June 01, 2017, 12:36:31 PM
Lol!!

Why are thr tires flat?
What is the story here sir Holmes?!!!!!!!!
Anyone?? Tell me!!

What's more important is why does everyone want it to be round!!!

The white devil is why.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: Parker on June 01, 2017, 12:54:21 PM
Those rims are gonna end up on eBay. Somebody at a Mercedes Benz dealership will be selling "Bent Wheels from Tiger Woods S65".
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on June 01, 2017, 01:41:37 PM
His bumper is hanging too.

Omg even more enigma!!!!!!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on June 01, 2017, 01:43:27 PM
What's more important is why does everyone want it to be round!!!

The white devil is why.

You keep playing with me!!!!

Serious: how does one puncture 2 tires at once????? One of those nail boards to shop cars like in the movies???????????!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: FREAKgeek on June 01, 2017, 01:58:13 PM
was it even on a public road?

he aint hurting nobody

he didnt do nothing  dindu nuffin

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: TuHolmes on June 01, 2017, 02:23:49 PM
You keep playing with me!!!!

Serious: how does one puncture 2 tires at once????? One of those nail boards to shop cars like in the movies???????????!!!!!!!!!

Or a bad pot hole / drop.

I was on I-95 once and hit a ridiculous pot hole doing a little over 70mph.

The drop cracked two rims. Both on the passenger side. The tires deflated almost immediately.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - Arrested on suspicion of DUI
Post by: OLKE_TEXAS on June 01, 2017, 02:38:36 PM
Or a bad pot hole / drop.

I was on I-95 once and hit a ridiculous pot hole doing a little over 70mph.

The drop cracked two rims. Both on the passenger side. The tires deflated almost immediately.

No wonder Trump wants to spend aTRILLION on improving roads in the usa.