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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on April 30, 2019, 05:30:51 PM
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2 of the funniest guys here, both disappeared like a fart in the wind.Seeing recently quite a few old faces coming back, which is a good sign, maybe we should take more action and bring back old members?Maybe Ron could offer an amnesty?My personal opinion is the world is getting sick of twitter, facebook etc as its just turned in to a politically correct circle jerk.
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2 of the funniest guys here, both disappeared like a fart in the wind.Seeing recently quite a few old faces coming back, which is a good sign, maybe we should take more action and bring back old members?Maybe Ron could offer an amnesty?My personal opinion is the world is getting sick of twitter, facebook etc as its just turned in to a politically correct circle jerk.
Hey! The sensitive folk prefer to refer to it as "Mental Masturbation in the Round". 'n' sheit. ;D
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Business trip
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Business trip
Dubai, India?
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I think bigcyp found Jesus.....or got married......had a kid???...I dunno, something happened.
Masso4...was awesome....should never be associated with an a hole like some have attempted
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“ Selfies” and “discount codes” are getting old fast!....getbig shall rise again!!
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I think bigcyp found Jesus.....or got married......had a kid???...I dunno, something happened.
Masso4...was a sf1900 gimmick, PIP
Seriously, what happened to mass04?
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I retired the gimmick.
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mass04 was a Matt C gimmick.
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No way mass04 was a gimmick.
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Mass04 doesn’t ring any bells.
BigCyp was legendary. Would love to split a check at the local bottomless mimosa spot in the near future.
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Seriously, what happened to mass04?
No idea, never really talked with him.
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Mass04 doesn’t ring any bells.
BigCyp was legendary. Would love to split a check at the local bottomless mimosa spot in the near future.
LOL.
Bro...you NEED to watch this video...at least watch the first two minutes.
PS - do they have Mimosa in Canada? Never heard of it before last year.
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Mass04 doesn’t ring any bells.
The Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. Daddy can't go to your basketball game, I'm going to the Arnold Classic.
Timmy-"What's that, dad?"
Gayor-"Well, son, 300 lb behemoths oil up, shave themselves and pose onsatge to music while men judge their bodies. When you're older maybe I'll take you."
Timmy-"I'm ok, dad, That actually sounds pretty gay. Why are you going to a show like that if you have never been inside a gym before? Mom said I couldn't go to summer camp because you dropped $500 on Mayor of Bodybuilding shirts. Why did you take down all my school photos and replace them with pictures of you with your arm around muscley black guys? Don't you love me anymore, dad?
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"
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;D legendary posts
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:D
*an in shape man and woman run past at the park*
Timmy-"gee dad, check out the buns on that!"
Gayor-"yes son, very tight,diamond calves, detailed hams, solid glutes, a little soft but still..,he must work out"
*long silence*
Timmy-" ....dad...all the kids at school call me homo"
Gayor-"I used to get that son, then I found bodybuilding and now all my new friends at the Olympia after party love me"
Timmy-" no dad, they call me homo because of you..... why do you post on an internet forum that you like muscular men?what's a white towel? why do you have Las Vegas hotel receipts in a different name? Who's Chick?
Gayor-* long sigh*"when a man reaches a certain age Timmy, he starts realising that there are certain activities he had been holding back on doing, you know son, kind of like you are now starting to like girls"
Timmy-" Is that why Mom got angry and moved in the spare bedroom after she threw out that long, black, rubber thing she found in your tool shed, that was signed with the name 'Kai'?"
Gayor-"Kind of son, but your mom was right to do that, I don't hold it against her, everyone makes mistakes, she forgave me the first time"
Timmy-" that's a relief, I was getting worried about telling you I accidently deleted the 200gb password encrypted folder on your hard drive named 'room 7'"
Gayor-"NOO!!!!!!"
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LOL
Some other gems.
Hahaha jesus christ :D, I heard that Booty went scuba diving with her kids but instinct took over and she ended up sucking in so much salty liquid through that big black snorkel that the entire sea level went down 2 metres.
Manlier than getting a battle wound cauterized with a red hot knife
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2 of the funniest guys here, both disappeared like a fart in the wind
I heard rumours...
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I heard rumours...
Speak on it “bunghole”.
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Would be great to see a more respectful tone overall towards these two athletes in this thread.
mass04 was a central figure in one of the funniest threads in getbig lore:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=248977.0
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Would be great to see a more respectful tone overall towards these two athletes in this thread.
mass04 was a central figure in one of the funniest threads in getbig lore:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=248977.0
This is correct:
yes, those are excellent choices as well. After dinner, i'm planning on putting on the 1993 Mr. Olympia and re-enacting some of the posing routines in the living room and have every score me using magna doodles.
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haha ok, "A Homosexual" you seem like the type of guy that storms into his local library and starts to yell at the 79 year old librarian, "I checked out this book, Goldilocks and the 3 Bears, took it home, and didn't see one hairy chest, studded leather biker hat, handlebar moustache, or 6 hairy thighs wrapped in a ménage a trois!" Gayer than apple pie flavored gum.
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Johnny Vegas-Onlyme called me names on the internet. I'd like to present exhibit A, a pic of my 25 inch guns.
Judge-How is this relevant, do you even have a law license?
Johnny Vegas-I'm taking courses at the learning annex, i'm not on trial here onlyme pwned me and he's gonna pay.
Onlyme-Request a 10 minute break for lunch your honor and maybe dessert too, would the court like to see a picture of me with Lorenzo Lamas at a 1994 charity event?
Judge-Case dismissed wheel in moosejay on his craftmatic adjustable bed and get his trial started"
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The Gayor is the kind of guy with a distant father who realized pretty early that his son wasn't "normal". Dad went out of his way to ignore and avoid his son and probably drank heavily. I can only imagine the dissappointment on the day dad asked his son what he was building with his Legos only to be met with the reply, "I'm building a town filled with muscle men and I'm the mayor." Many dreams were shattered that day.
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wow has this thread de-railed. The purpose was for Adam the elven ear toting troglodyte to post a recent picture to counter no ones. Instead this limp wristed cock ottoman blows the dust off his 1995 collection of photos and scans them into getbig. Then out of nowhere the handicapped school bus pulls up and as soon as the ramp is lowered tbombz peddles his tricycle furiously to get into the action. For some reason tbombz is trying to mash that Bonk sized head of his into this discussion by showing off photos of him looking like he should be wearing leather chaps and getting cornholed in the gloryhole stall of Manhattans premier Bear Club called "FUR". Adonis, upload a photo with a time stamp, nobody gives a fuck about your tullip garden or petrified wood collection.
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Yes that is a legendary post too
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Speak on it “bunghole”.
Sorry Gaylord, not for your ears.