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Title: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: wes on January 07, 2025, 04:08:39 AM
I am by far,leaps and bounds in fact.....caveat....this doesn`t apply to the Hankins clan as I have seen both of their culinary "fartistry" !  ;)
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Post by: joswift on January 07, 2025, 04:09:59 AM
I cook, I dont like people fucking around with my food...
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: wes on January 07, 2025, 04:12:21 AM
I cook, I dont like people fucking around with my food...
Some things my wife makes is good but for the most part..............YUCK!!

I cook 99 = 3/4 % of my own meals.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: Raymondo on January 07, 2025, 04:49:52 AM
Girlfriend couldn't cook worth shit, I had to show her everything from scratch.

Always makes a mess in the kitchen which drives me crazy.
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Post by: bigmikecox on January 07, 2025, 04:54:39 AM
The wife!

I make eggs, turkey, rice and chicken.
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Post by: robcguns on January 07, 2025, 05:43:25 AM
The wife. I cook nothing. Can’t be bothered. If it’s left to me it’s take out. I refuse to cook. Absolutely hate it. Same with grilling on the bbq not for me.

Anyways kick some ass Wes. Positive thoughts always.
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Post by: wes on January 07, 2025, 05:45:41 AM
The wife. I cook nothing. Can’t be bothered. If it’s left to me it’s take out. I refuse to cook. Absolutely hate it. Same with grilling on the bbq not for me.

Anyways kick some ass Wes. Positive thoughts always.
Thanks as always Rob....you`re the man......besides myself of course!   LOL  ;D

I say that like to the kid at the desk gym and he laughs like it`s hilarious.......dumb fucking kid. 
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Post by: CalvinH on January 07, 2025, 05:46:54 AM
My wife is a great cook but I handle all of the outdoor grilling.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: joswift on January 07, 2025, 05:56:03 AM
My wife is a great cook but I handle all of the outdoor grilling.
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Post by: IroNat on January 07, 2025, 05:59:00 AM
My wife is the best.

I can make thoroughly edible basic stuff though.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: tatoo on January 07, 2025, 06:24:42 AM
main course, i am by far... she does the sweet stuff.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: 1Patrick on January 07, 2025, 06:27:02 AM
Wifey cooks .I only do my breakfast: oatmeal and eggs.

Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 06:32:23 AM
I live alone, I can cook good.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: joswift on January 07, 2025, 06:48:30 AM
I live alone, I can cook good.
has she not claimed asylum yet?   ;D
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 06:59:50 AM
has she not claimed asylum yet?   ;D

She has her own apartment with 2 boys, she can cook good sushi. But maybe you meant checking in at the lunatic asylum  ;)

I can catch and cook a good brown trout dinner in the great outdoors...
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: joswift on January 07, 2025, 07:04:02 AM
She has her own apartment with 2 boys, she can cook good sushi. But maybe you meant checking in at the lunatic asylum  ;)

I can catch and cook a good brown trout dinner in the great outdoors...
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Post by: 1Patrick on January 07, 2025, 07:11:22 AM
I cook, I dont like people fucking around with my food...
That’s hard to believe 🤣🤣
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: Raymondo on January 07, 2025, 07:31:29 AM
She has her own apartment with 2 boys, she can cook good sushi. But maybe you meant checking in at the lunatic asylum  ;)

I can catch and cook a good brown trout dinner in the great outdoors...

With your looks you could get a 25-year-old long legged Colleen to bear you strong Irish warrior sons, instead you picked a mental Ukrainian with two kids of her own?   :D
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 08:11:16 AM
With your looks you could get a 25-year-old long legged Colleen to bear you strong Irish warrior sons, instead you picked a mental Ukrainian with two kids of her own?   :D

Then why the fuck did I not get Colleen's bedroom eyes in the gym on that fateful day two and a half years ago?
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: Raymondo on January 07, 2025, 08:41:58 AM
Then why the fuck did I not get Colleen's bedroom eyes in the gym on that fateful day two and a half years ago?

Too focused on your squat form ???
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 08:53:05 AM
Too focused on your squat form ???

Too focused on hot Ukrainian ass form.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: IroNat on January 07, 2025, 08:59:43 AM
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Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 09:04:51 AM
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Do you guys not like children or something? I love playing with the younger 8 year old, I have helped the 15 year old in the gym, but I would like a son or daughter to share all my wisdom with, I am limited in what I can do. At the end of the day though I need a woman who respects a man, treats him well, talks to him nicely and does not loose the bap every month.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: IroNat on January 07, 2025, 09:11:34 AM
Do you guys not like children or something? I love playing with the younger 8 year old, I have helped the 15 year old in the gym, but I would like a son or daughter to share all my wisdom with, I am limited in what I can do. At the end of the day though I need a woman who respects a man, treats him well, talks to him nicely and does not loose the bap every month.

You are sounding just like Bhanky.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 09:14:25 AM
You are sounding just like Bhanky.

No fucks given.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: joswift on January 07, 2025, 09:56:25 AM
Do you guys not like children or something? I love playing with the younger 8 year old, I have helped the 15 year old in the gym, but I would like a son or daughter to share all my wisdom with, I am limited in what I can do. At the end of the day though I need a woman who respects a man, treats him well, talks to him nicely and does not loose the bap every month.

Bearing in mind your previous posts I sense you are still looking....
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 07, 2025, 10:51:09 AM
What the fuck is a bap?
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: GymnJuice on January 07, 2025, 10:54:58 AM
I am by far,leaps and bounds in fact.....caveat....this doesn`t apply to the Hankins clan as I have seen both of their culinary "fartistry" !  ;)

The woman can cook but has to follow an exact recipe and can't always make logical substitutions. Her food is tasty but there is usually a lot of butter, cheese, or heavy cream in it. I prefer my own food.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 10:55:13 AM
What the fuck is a bap?

Slang for head, not giving head but the head on top of the shoulders. Becoming irrational etc.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: illuminati on January 07, 2025, 11:02:03 AM
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Flag needs to be much much Bigger -  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 07, 2025, 11:06:49 AM
Slang for head, not giving head but the head on top of the shoulders. Becoming irrational etc.


Ah. Ok.

Perhaps a comparative saying here would be “blow her lid”.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 12:00:23 PM


and or withholding cooking a nice meal for him.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: Raymondo on January 07, 2025, 12:40:17 PM
Do you guys not like children or something? I love playing with the younger 8 year old, I have helped the 15 year old in the gym, but I would like a son or daughter to share all my wisdom with, I am limited in what I can do. At the end of the day though I need a woman who respects a man, treats him well, talks to him nicely and does not loose the bap every month.

What does this mean? Are you unable to have children?
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 07, 2025, 12:50:02 PM
The wife - by a mile.

Might not be everyone's cuppa...

Frog soup, Ant's egg soup, Pappaya salad...
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 12:50:58 PM
What does this mean? Are you unable to have children?

No, I mean I can't really teach them much because they are not my own, and have a mother who has her own thoughts about what is important.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 12:52:41 PM
The wife - by a mile.

Might not be everyone's cuppa...

Frog soup, Ant's egg soup, Pappaya salad...

Frog and ants eggs? Where does your wife hail from?
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: Raymondo on January 07, 2025, 01:03:06 PM
The wife - by a mile.

Might not be everyone's cuppa...

Frog soup, Ant's egg soup, Pappaya salad...

I'll take Hankins slop...
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 07, 2025, 01:04:23 PM
Frog and ants eggs? Where does your wife hail from?

Thailand.

Chicken feet & snails too....

Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 07, 2025, 01:05:51 PM
I have a private chef named Mike.














 Short for Microwave
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 07, 2025, 01:07:37 PM
I'll take Hankins slop...

Pussy! ;-)

To be fair - this is some of the more 'out there' food we eat.

She eats chicken feet a lot - and I don't like them.

Frog on the other hand, is delicious. I love ants eggs too - curry, soup, omelet, salad.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 07, 2025, 01:08:18 PM
I have a private chef named Mike.














 Short for Microwave


aaah yes - "Chicken Ding" is one of my favorites!
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 01:11:58 PM
I have a private chef named Mike.














 Short for Microwave

Stick your cock in there if it can reach.

Microwaving food destroys it.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 07, 2025, 01:12:38 PM
Stick your cock in there if it can reach.

Microwaving food destroys it.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 01:16:53 PM
Pasta and homemade pesto, turkey, salad with mostly home grown ingredients.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 07, 2025, 01:18:43 PM
Pasta and homemade pesto, turkey, salad with mostly home grown ingredients.
You eat like a menopausal woman.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 01:24:30 PM
You eat like a menopausal woman.

Should I be eating what exactly? Only chicken and rice out of tupperware? How do you eat? Probably very unhealthy garbage and no exercise get the finger out.
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Post by: King Shizzo on January 07, 2025, 01:26:52 PM
Should I be eating what exactly? Only chicken and rice out of tupperware? How do you eat? Probably very unhealthy garbage and no exercise get the finger out.
Get the finger out of where, exactly? Don't fantasize about me, Ro.
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Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 01:31:38 PM
Get the finger out of where, exactly? Don't fantasize about me, Ro.

Your fat arse, get active and clean up your diet. Post weekly progress pics in the training thread.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 07, 2025, 01:37:42 PM
Your fat arse, get active and clean up your diet. Post weekly progress pics in the training thread.
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Post by: Lartinos on January 07, 2025, 01:44:56 PM
My wife is a fantastic cook but I had to cook everything at first.

Met her when she was 19 and she hadn’t learned to cook yet as her mom didn’t know how to make much.

Germans aren’t specifically known for their cooking, so a little bit understandable.
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Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 01:46:39 PM
My wife is a fantastic cook but I had cook everything at first.

Met her when she was 19 and hadn’t learned yet as her mom didn’t know to make much.

Germans aren’t specifically known for their cooking, so a little bit understandable.

I hear they like back door loving.
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Post by: Raymondo on January 07, 2025, 02:18:05 PM
I hear they like back door loving.

I just know when you make comments like these it means the Ukrainian gf is in one of her moods  ;D
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Post by: Coach is Back! on January 07, 2025, 02:24:39 PM
My wife is probably one of the best cooks I know.
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Post by: wes on January 07, 2025, 02:30:11 PM
My wife is probably one of the best cooks I know.
Does she do windows cuz my wife sux at cooking?  :D

She throws something in the oven and goes online to play a game for eons.....never checks the food as a result chicken for instance comes out dry as a bone.

She does make some good dishes but I'm a cooking expert........nothing too fancy but my food is awesome.
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Post by: wes on January 07, 2025, 02:31:44 PM
I'll take Hankins slop...
X 2  :-X  :'( :P  :o
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Post by: joswift on January 07, 2025, 02:33:55 PM
Thailand.

Chicken feet & snails too....

Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 03:04:44 PM
I just know when you make comments like these it means the Ukrainian gf is in one of her moods  ;D

I am not sure I see the connection with German sexual proclivities.
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Post by: 1Patrick on January 07, 2025, 03:34:49 PM
I’m Haitian ,I usually   cook whatever my neighbors adopt from the shelters.
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Post by: LurkerNoMore on January 07, 2025, 03:45:39 PM
Hell yes I can cook.  So good it would make Clint Eastwood slap his momma.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on January 07, 2025, 03:49:57 PM
I can cook.

If you never learned to cook there is a good chance you didn’t get a ton of cooter in your bachelor years.
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Post by: Grape Ape on January 07, 2025, 07:43:24 PM
I can cook fine and make the foods I like - the Gordon Ramsay style eggs, elk burgers, etc....

Wife cannot cook for shit.  Doesn't enjoy it, cooks everything on high heat, etc....

Son is borderline chef level - it's like a side hobby.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: ThisisOverload on January 07, 2025, 08:09:03 PM
I dated an executive chef for a few years, learned a lot of tricks of the trade.

I can cook almost anything now, it's one of my primary hobbies.

My GF can cook on a decent level, she makes good enchiladas, salsas and soups. But it is all basic stuff.

I wrote my own cookbook more or less over the last 10 years. My goal in retirement is to start a small restaurant here in NM with BBQ and other comfort foods. I have 3 different grills on the back patio. ;D

I made tamales with mole from scratch last weekend. It took way longer than expected, but even at 3am my GF admitted it was better than anything she grew up with in Mexico.

I've become a food snob, so i don't go out to eat much. I think i can cook better than 99% of the restaurant stuff, until you get too fancy.

Cooking isn't really that hard when you take classes or learn from a chef. It only gets challenging when you do something extravagant.
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Post by: ThisisOverload on January 07, 2025, 08:10:47 PM
I hear they like back door loving.

All women do.

You just need to guide them to the path of enlightenment.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 07, 2025, 09:10:21 PM
I can cook fine and make the foods I like - the Gordon Ramsay style eggs, elk burgers, etc....

Wife cannot cook for shit.  Doesn't enjoy it, cooks everything on high heat, etc....

Son is borderline chef level - it's like a side hobby.

The ones where he basically stirs them the whole time and they turn into sort of a creamy scrambled egg?

I do that all the time. Absolute go to. On top of sourdough w a healthy salting. 
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 07, 2025, 09:40:07 PM
Does she do windows cuz my wife sux at cooking?  :D

She throws something in the oven and goes online to play a game for eons.....never checks the food as a result chicken for instance comes out dry as a bone.

She does make some good dishes but I'm a cooking expert........nothing too fancy but my food is awesome.

Ok, I LOL at this 😂😂😂

Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: wes on January 07, 2025, 11:23:42 PM
Ok, I LOL at this 😂😂😂


Just kidding Joe....you knew that I hope?  ;D

If that chick was my wife though,I would gladly put up with dry chicken,or no food at all ever again for that matter.   LOL  :D
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: wes on January 07, 2025, 11:25:13 PM
Joe,I can`t stop staring at that sandwich !!   ;D
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 08, 2025, 12:50:08 AM
All women do.

You just need to guide them to the path of enlightenment.

Not sure about all, some dislike it, some love it. Supposedly it can awaken a women's lower chakras when a man delivers his ingredients deep up there   :-X :D
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: wes on January 08, 2025, 01:10:39 AM
Wife cannot cook for shit.  Doesn't enjoy it, cooks everything on high heat, etc....
Same here,that`s why I choose to make the majority of my food.   :(
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: Primemuscle on January 12, 2025, 01:30:33 PM
Pussy! ;-)

To be fair - this is some of the more 'out there' food we eat.

She eats chicken feet a lot - and I don't like them.

Frog on the other hand, is delicious. I love ants eggs too - curry, soup, omelet, salad.

I once ordered and ordered braised duck's feet feet at a local Chinese restaurant. They were very greasy with s slight licorice flavor. I never ordered them again, nor will I.
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Post by: King Shizzo on January 12, 2025, 01:44:59 PM
I once ordered and ordered braised duck's feet feet at a local Chinese restaurant. They were very greasy with s slight licorice flavor. I never ordered them again, nor will I.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: Grape Ape on January 12, 2025, 02:09:49 PM
The ones where he basically stirs them the whole time and they turn into sort of a creamy scrambled egg?

I do that all the time. Absolute go to. On top of sourdough w a healthy salting.

Yup and pretty much the same for me - except I've been adding 1/3 cup of cottage cheese, then topped with cubed avocado, pepper, and baja gold mineral salt.

Tastes perfect.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: BigRo on January 12, 2025, 02:15:58 PM


A king should be able to cook, you probably order pizza hut every night.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 12, 2025, 05:30:24 PM
A king should be able to cook, you probably order pizza hut every night.
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: robcguns on January 12, 2025, 05:35:00 PM
The wife - by a mile.

Might not be everyone's cuppa...

Frog soup, Ant's egg soup, Pappaya salad...

Are there frogs in frog soup?
Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: WrongAdvices on January 12, 2025, 05:35:20 PM
Every time I see this thread I think of the same thing:

Title: Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
Post by: ElPolloSalmonello on January 12, 2025, 06:50:26 PM
Are there frogs in frog soup?

Yes - but for those that don't like frog they have a frog free version known as "soup"