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Title: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 26, 2006, 04:22:37 PM
lowland gorillas are incredibly strong for their amount of lean body mass.  About 8 times as strong as humans. 

Western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla):
 
This subspecies consumes parts of at least 97 plant species. About 67% of their diet is fruit, 17% is leaves, seeds and stems and 3% is termites and caterpillars.

where's the protein shakes?  where's the steroids?  where's the creatine, glutamine, lean skinless chicken breasts? 

in theory, a buly vegetation diet consisting of 2/3 fruit should get us all jacked up stronger than anyone in town.



any ideas?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 26, 2006, 04:28:12 PM
lowland gorillas are incredibly strong for their amount of lean body mass.  About 8 times as strong as humans. 

Western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla):
 
This subspecies consumes parts of at least 97 plant species. About 67% of their diet is fruit, 17% is leaves, seeds and stems and 3% is termites and caterpillars.

where's the protein shakes?  where's the steroids?  where's the creatine, glutamine, lean skinless chicken breasts? 

in theory, a buly vegetation diet consisting of 2/3 fruit should get us all jacked up stronger than anyone in town.



any ideas?


only the 45th time this has been brought up.

gorillas metabolise and process food differently than humans.  and by the way, they're fucking gorillas. are you that stupid that you're saying if someone ate leaves their whole life, they'd be 8 times stronger than they are now?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: jaejonna on July 26, 2006, 04:30:43 PM
They have King Kong's genes...
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: onlyme on July 26, 2006, 04:32:47 PM
How do
only the 45th time this has been brought up.

gorillas metabolise and process food differently than humans.  and by the way, they're fucking gorillas. are you that stupid that you're saying if someone ate leaves their whole life, they'd be 8 times stronger than they are now?

How do you explain Coleman then :D
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 26, 2006, 04:33:35 PM
lowland gorillas are incredibly strong for their amount of lean body mass.  About 8 times as strong as humans. 

Western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla):
 
This subspecies consumes parts of at least 97 plant species. About 67% of their diet is fruit, 17% is leaves, seeds and stems and 3% is termites and caterpillars.

where's the protein shakes?  where's the steroids?  where's the creatine, glutamine, lean skinless chicken breasts? 

in theory, a buly vegetation diet consisting of 2/3 fruit should get us all jacked up stronger than anyone in town.



any ideas?


You are dumber than a brick.

Since ants are even stronger, maybe we should eat what they eat.  Where is the protien shakes?  hahahah Please don`t reproduce.


Gorillas metabolize food differently and have different calorie and metabolic needs.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 26, 2006, 04:35:58 PM
How do
How do you explain Coleman then :D

he timed his banana eating better than most.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: delta9mda on July 26, 2006, 04:41:11 PM
the gorilla was designed to be as he is by eating what he does. that is all there is to it.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: davidpaul on July 26, 2006, 04:43:24 PM
has anyone seen a gorilla bench/deadlift/squat, what kinda poundages these guys lifting?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Tokyo Joe on July 26, 2006, 05:02:20 PM
It also helps to spend most of your day walking on your hands, see if that helps
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 26, 2006, 05:07:12 PM
lowland gorillas are incredibly strong for their amount of lean body mass.  About 8 times as strong as humans. 

Western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla):
 
This subspecies consumes parts of at least 97 plant species. About 67% of their diet is fruit, 17% is leaves, seeds and stems and 3% is termites and caterpillars.

where's the protein shakes?  where's the steroids?  where's the creatine, glutamine, lean skinless chicken breasts? 

in theory, a buly vegetation diet consisting of 2/3 fruit should get us all jacked up stronger than anyone in town.



any ideas?


you fucking twat
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: davidpaul on July 26, 2006, 05:09:21 PM
you fucking twat
hes just been watching animal planet.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 26, 2006, 05:12:19 PM
hes just been watching animal planet.

You are far too conciliatory to these cunts

I only hope the bastard has killed himself whilst attempting to eat 50lbs of fresh cut grass riddled with dog shit and worms
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: davidpaul on July 26, 2006, 05:14:03 PM
You are far too conciliatory to these cunts

I only hope the bastard has killed himself whilst attempting to eat 50lbs of fresh cut grass riddled with dog shit and worms
haha ;D
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The Luke on July 26, 2006, 05:19:01 PM
I'm a scientist and amateur Bigfoot hunter yet no one has aked my opinion on this topic??

http://wpr.org/news/bigfoot.cfm

http://www.phillipswi.com/bee/index.php?sect_rank=1&story_id=205864

The real question is how do Sasquatch get bigger and more muscular than gorillas when the only training they do involves scaring campers and hikers?

The Luke
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: figgs on July 26, 2006, 06:13:09 PM
I'm a scientist and amateur Bigfoot hunter yet no one has aked my opinion on this topic??

http://wpr.org/news/bigfoot.cfm

http://www.phillipswi.com/bee/index.php?sect_rank=1&story_id=205864

The real question is how do Sasquatch get bigger and more muscular than gorillas when the only training they do involves scaring campers and hikers?

The Luke

Tell me more about your bigfoot hunting. I'm actually very interested in the topic and have always strongly considered going on my own investigation. PM me if you'd like.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 26, 2006, 07:00:31 PM
You are dumber than a brick.

Since ants are even stronger, maybe we should eat what they eat.  Where is the protien shakes?  hahahah Please don`t reproduce.


Gorillas metabolize food differently and have different calorie and metabolic needs.

you obviously dont understand the point of postulation.
Gorillas are over 99% genetically compatible with us....unlike ants which are way below 1% compatible with us.

in THEORY (there's the key word there genius) we should be able to get all out nutritional needs the same way they do.  Then again, they eat about 40 pounds of vegetation a day to fill their dietary needs. 

Would anyone like to volunteer for the experiment?

Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: IronMagazine.com on July 26, 2006, 07:05:14 PM
lowland gorillas are incredibly strong for their amount of lean body mass.  About 8 times as strong as humans. 

Western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla):
 
This subspecies consumes parts of at least 97 plant species. About 67% of their diet is fruit, 17% is leaves, seeds and stems and 3% is termites and caterpillars.

where's the protein shakes?  where's the steroids?  where's the creatine, glutamine, lean skinless chicken breasts? 

in theory, a buly vegetation diet consisting of 2/3 fruit should get us all jacked up stronger than anyone in town.

any ideas?


yeah, it's called genetics, look at a horse, solid muscle and no fat, and all they do is stand around eating hay.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 26, 2006, 07:06:06 PM
yeah, it's called genetics, look at a horse, solid muscle and no fat, and all they do is stand around eating hay.

and fucking mr hands
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Croatch on July 26, 2006, 07:13:17 PM
Quote
Since ants are even stronger, maybe we should eat what they eat.  Where is the protien shakes?  hahahah Please don`t reproduce.
;DDon't reproduce.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 26, 2006, 07:41:42 PM
;DDon't reproduce.

fortunately, adonis is gay so he will never reproduce
Any woman that would have sex with him would leave after he takes his clothing off and stares at himself in the mirror flexing for 5 minutes

Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: sarcasm on July 26, 2006, 07:43:57 PM
Hey can I make a point about my pic thats up here?  I never once claimed to be a bodybuilder.  I am getting bigger.  The whole point of getbig.com....well guess what? 

I have no problem being a meatball and am the first to admit it.  I am not a bullshit artist.  I tell it like it is, and people know me and post here that can back it up if need be.  I also admit freely that i do not follow any sort of strict diet regimen, and I drink a lot.  Probably more than I should, but I really don't give a shit.  I will still outlift 99% of you pictureless fuckwads on my worst day.  I could give a shit what I am shaped like, I get more than my fair share of laid.  At least I feel good enough about myself that I don't have to hide behind a keyboard or even give half a shit what any of you dickheads think.   Here's another one of me not giving a shit about you haters.  Eat a dick.

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/kegdrainer/sm10.jpg)
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Bast000 on July 26, 2006, 07:46:19 PM
he timed his banana eating better than most.

hahhaa  ;D
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 26, 2006, 07:47:08 PM
damn i look good.   thanks pal.  I dont have any mirrors here in my office, and I forget how goddamn good looking I am without you guys to help me out.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 26, 2006, 07:49:11 PM
by the way sarcasm, to put things into perspective for you I am 6'4" and that is a 20" neck.  Arms in that pic were about 18" not pumped and the smirk is classic Joe Beef
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Al-Gebra on July 26, 2006, 07:49:31 PM

Gorillas are over 99% genetically compatible with us....unlike ants which are way below 1% compatible with us.



where'd you get those nos., einstein?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 26, 2006, 08:09:30 PM
where'd you get those nos., einstein?

ok i looked it up, the did map out primate genome and we are only about 98.5% genetically compatible with the lowland gorilla
my bad
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 26, 2006, 08:19:52 PM
ok i looked it up, the did map out primate genome and we are only about 98.5% genetically compatible with the lowland gorilla
my bad


You look like the typical idiot at any gym in America.....Fat as fuck, thinking it is muscle.   hahahahah  You probably have some sort of nickname like "Big Perry" or "Big" something whatever your name is.  hahhaahah You even have the I think I am a bad-ass tattoo to match.  I really am tired of people like you. hahahah
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The Freakshow on July 26, 2006, 08:22:16 PM
lowland gorillas are incredibly strong for their amount of lean body mass.  About 8 times as strong as humans. 

Western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla):
 
This subspecies consumes parts of at least 97 plant species. About 67% of their diet is fruit, 17% is leaves, seeds and stems and 3% is termites and caterpillars.

where's the protein shakes?  where's the steroids?  where's the creatine, glutamine, lean skinless chicken breasts? 

in theory, a buly vegetation diet consisting of 2/3 fruit should get us all jacked up stronger than anyone in town.



any ideas?


I think you should try it for six weeks and see what happens to your strength ;D
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 26, 2006, 08:28:48 PM
You look like the typical idiot at any gym in America.....Fat as f**k, thinking it is muscle.   hahahahah  You probably have some sort of nickname like "Big Perry" or "Big" something whatever your name is.  hahhaahah You even have the I think I am a bad-ass tattoo to match.  I really am tired of people like you. hahahah

I dont need a nickname, my name is Joe Beef
The only "big" anything i hear is when i drop my pants in front of your mom.
When I do dumbell flys with 110's I pretend I am crushing your head inbetween them at the top of my reps


Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Bast000 on July 26, 2006, 08:35:35 PM
110s on flys,  monster form.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 26, 2006, 08:38:55 PM
20 inch neck?
with a 25 inch double chin to match you fucking pussy.  if you were here, i'd fucking kick the shit out of you for being so fucking stupid.
anytime you want to come out to ROchester you are welcome.  I will smack you around like your parents should have and send you home in a bodycast

Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 26, 2006, 08:45:37 PM
haha, what a pussy.  as if it wasn't obvious enough you're from rochester by your stupid fucking face, but your "mexican tattoo on a white boy" bullshit reinforced it, "kegdrainer".  way to relive your one fun night of partying at community college you f**k.

you get laid?  damn man, i feel sorry for your sister.

Im not from rochester, I just live here now.  Now you can tell me what is so mexican about my tattoo?  I know plenty of mexicans and none of their tattoos look like mine.  Where is your pic?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Krankenstein on July 26, 2006, 08:52:04 PM
When I do dumbell flys with 110's I pretend I am crushing your head inbetween them at the top of my reps


*Cough* *Cough*  Brutal Bullshit

Let me amend my post for you tubby......
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: dzulboy on July 26, 2006, 08:56:07 PM
you obviously dont understand the point of postulation.
Gorillas are over 99% genetically compatible with us....unlike ants which are way below 1% compatible with us.

in THEORY (there's the key word there genius) we should be able to get all out nutritional needs the same way they do.  Then again, they eat about 40 pounds of vegetation a day to fill their dietary needs. 

Would anyone like to volunteer for the experiment?



yea and golden hamsters are 96 % compatible  your point is lost 


why not compare giorillas to monkeys  or mokeys too spider monkeis  they are all the same and eat the same but diffrent sizes

hmmmmmmmmmm maybe each one produces hormones diffrently

Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 26, 2006, 08:56:38 PM
i'm not gonna give you any jerkoff material sorry man.

have you tried the nutrition board around here? they have some decent advice.

have you tried eating less?

having poorly done tattoos of religious icons on your under developed arm is a very mexican thing to have, no?

You cant say shit.   At least I have a pic up here.  who needs nutrition boards when I am not competitive.  I eat to gain mass and strength.  If I was dieting I would do cardio and not lift as much as I do.  You know nothing about my tattoos or what they represent so just be quiet on that one before you piss off the wrong deity.

You are probably a fucking krispy kreme employee who chugs warm icing straight from the tap.  Come back and say something when you figure out how to use your remaining brain cells you haven't killed by sniffing your own farts
 

*Cough* *Cough*  Brutal Bullshit
 youre right, I would never put my junk in his mom, shes a pig

Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Bones on July 26, 2006, 09:00:00 PM
How do
How do you explain Coleman then :D
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Patricku9 on July 26, 2006, 09:00:36 PM
gorillas and cows do not require the same 8 essential aminos humans do,can build mass with plant proteins. I did not make a minority comment,you will notice.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Krankenstein on July 26, 2006, 09:01:50 PM
who needs nutrition boards when I am not competitive.  I eat to gain mass and strength.  If I was dieting I would do cardio and not lift as much as I do.

Not lift as much as you do?  What....1 day instead of 2???  My guess is that you consider walking to your mailbox cardio.....or the 30 minutes it takes for you to fully wipe your ass simply because your heart rate increases by 50 bpm from the effort.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Al-Gebra on July 26, 2006, 10:30:54 PM
yea and golden hamsters are 96 % compatible  your point is lost 





hth, einstein  ;)
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 26, 2006, 10:41:59 PM
Not lift as much as you do?  What....1 day instead of 2???  My guess is that you consider walking to your mailbox cardio.....or the 30 minutes it takes for you to fully wipe your ass simply because your heart rate increases by 50 bpm from the effort.

ROFLMAO!

That sounds like something Dante` (DC) would advocate.
"Bros, you want to remain in a positive nitrogen balance, so you want to conserve your energy all day for that one set of rack chins.  Do this by only getting your mail from the mailbox every other day instead of every day.  That way it will ensure you will not be in a catabolic state.  Also,between mailbox trips,sip on a TrueProtein/Olive Oil shake.  You may want to add an extra tablespoon or 3 to the shake if you are expecting UPS or FedX packages.  They can get heavy!"


ROFLMAO
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: dzulboy on July 26, 2006, 10:53:44 PM
hth, einstein  ;)

yup and onions have roughly 80 more chromosomes then humans     maybe we should all eat dirt 
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 09:09:56 AM
Not lift as much as you do?  What....1 day instead of 2???  My guess is that you consider walking to your mailbox cardio.....or the 30 minutes it takes for you to fully wipe your ass simply because your heart rate increases by 50 bpm from the effort.

LOL.  My leg workouts would make you vomit.  I am on a 5 day split, and I don't do any cardio aside from a 10 minute warmup when I get to the gym every day

my resting heartrate is already low enough at 55bpm, down from 84 a year and a half ago when I quit smoking
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: RJB on July 27, 2006, 09:17:37 AM
20 inch neck?
with a 25 inch double chin to match you fucking pussy.  if you were here, i'd fucking kick the shit out of you for being so fucking stupid.

Everybody kicks ass on the Internet!
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: mrsirjojo on July 27, 2006, 09:52:22 AM

Since ants are even stronger, maybe we should eat what they eat.  Where is the protien shakes?  hahahah Please don`t reproduce.


Ants are only strong because of their size. An ant our size would not even be able to support its own bodyweight. Known as Galileo's Square-Cube law.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: DK II on July 27, 2006, 10:00:08 AM
MMmmm, termites and caterpillars.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Krankenstein on July 27, 2006, 11:39:50 AM
LOL.  My leg workouts would make you vomit.  I am on a 5 day split, and I don't do any cardio aside from a 10 minute warmup when I get to the gym every day

my resting heartrate is already low enough at 55bpm, down from 84 a year and a half ago when I quit smoking


Of course they would.....watching someone of your "bulk" as they squat and the smell that comes from your ass due the inability to completely wipe themself completely always makes me vomit.  That 10minute warm up...is that the time it takes for you to go from your car....and make your way to the workout area (with rest breaks every 10 feet)????
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 27, 2006, 11:44:37 AM
Of course they would.....watching someone of your "bulk" as they squat and the smell that comes from your ass due the inability to completely wipe themself completely always makes me vomit.  That 10minute warm up...is that the time it takes for you to go from your car....the workout area (with rest breaks every 10 feet)????

hahhaaah.  I can see it now as he loads the leg press up and then puts the seat all the way up, and without unracking the pins, does 1/4 of a 1/4 rep for reps.

He is the same guy that always says, "Well my dad had big legs and I have always had big legs."

guy is fat and nasty.  Kegdrainer, do you realize that you need to lose about 70-110 lbs.  Seriously.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Bast000 on July 27, 2006, 11:45:44 AM
what is the point of working out if you're gonna eat like pig and just look like an everyday fat guy?  What do you need to be strong for, log throwing?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 12:28:53 PM
what is the point of working out if you're gonna eat like pig and just look like an everyday fat guy?  What do you need to be strong for, log throwing?

well, your mom is kinda big.

Seriously though, guys like adonis are too full of themselves and talk a lot of shit without knowing shit about what they are talking about. 
He looks like a guy that spent half his life doing just benchpresses and forgot about everything else.  I've seen 12 year olds with bigger forearms than him. 
I dont do leg sled at all.  My leg workouts consist of seated leg extensions(one leg at a time), lying leg curls, squats, straight legged deads on a riser, barbell lunges, and then i do both standing and seated calf raises. 

Before my knee surgery I was squatting over 650 so talk all the shit you want.  I am building it back up again to what it was, and making gains every week, gaining more lean mass and lowering bodyfat % as I go.  I am not on a bodybuilding "diet" meaning i am not in a precontest sort of regimen with my meals.  I am eating 4 solid and 2 shake meals a day, with greens at every meal, starches at 2 of them and protein on all 4.  I don't really consider that a "diet" but more of my regular eating habits.  One day a week i go to town on whatever, eat a pizza, go out drinking, etc...but i still make sure i get my daily requirement of protein and fiber.  If I followed your advice and lost 70-110 pounds (where do you get these numbers?) I would look like Christian Bale in The Machinist.

With that, it's time for my intershift break so im off to the gym
I can't believe I get paid to sit here and post to you chuckleheads
 
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 27, 2006, 12:31:16 PM
well, your mom is kinda big.

Seriously though, guys like adonis are too full of themselves and talk a lot of shit without knowing shit about what they are talking about. 
He looks like a guy that spent half his life doing just benchpresses and forgot about everything else.  I've seen 12 year olds with bigger forearms than him. 
I dont do leg sled at all.  My leg workouts consist of seated leg extensions(one leg at a time), lying leg curls, squats, straight legged deads on a riser, barbell lunges, and then i do both standing and seated calf raises. 

Before my knee surgery I was squatting over 650 so talk all the shit you want.  I am building it back up again to what it was, and making gains every week, gaining more lean mass and lowering bodyfat % as I go.  I am not on a bodybuilding "diet" meaning i am not in a precontest sort of regimen with my meals.  I am eating 4 solid and 2 shake meals a day, with greens at every meal, starches at 2 of them and protein on all 4.  I don't really consider that a "diet" but more of my regular eating habits.  One day a week i go to town on whatever, eat a pizza, go out drinking, etc...but i still make sure i get my daily requirement of protein and fiber.  If I followed your advice and lost 70-110 pounds (where do you get these numbers?) I would look like Christian Bale in The Machinist.

With that, it's time for my intershift break so im off to the gym
I can't believe I get paid to sit here and post to you chuckleheads
 

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH squatting 650 lbs.

You must have the WORLD RECORD for your age,weight and Natural status.  You are a fucking fat clown and I would own you in any lift.

ANY LIFT!
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 27, 2006, 12:33:05 PM
well, your mom is kinda big.

Seriously though, guys like adonis are too full of themselves and talk a lot of shit without knowing shit about what they are talking about. 
He looks like a guy that spent half his life doing just benchpresses and forgot about everything else.  I've seen 12 year olds with bigger forearms than him. 
I dont do leg sled at all.  My leg workouts consist of seated leg extensions(one leg at a time), lying leg curls, squats, straight legged deads on a riser, barbell lunges, and then i do both standing and seated calf raises. 

Before my knee surgery I was squatting over 650 so talk all the shit you want.  I am building it back up again to what it was, and making gains every week, gaining more lean mass and lowering bodyfat % as I go.  I am not on a bodybuilding "diet" meaning i am not in a precontest sort of regimen with my meals.  I am eating 4 solid and 2 shake meals a day, with greens at every meal, starches at 2 of them and protein on all 4.  I don't really consider that a "diet" but more of my regular eating habits.  One day a week i go to town on whatever, eat a pizza, go out drinking, etc...but i still make sure i get my daily requirement of protein and fiber.  If I followed your advice and lost 70-110 pounds (where do you get these numbers?) I would look like Christian Bale in The Machinist.
With that, it's time for my intershift break so im off to the gym
I can't believe I get paid to sit here and post to you chuckleheads
 


HAHHAHAH you just owned yourself.  You are right though. After you lost your fat which you think is muscle, you would probably have about that much mass.

Seriously, you are way way way fatter than you think you are.  70-110 lbs of fat is correct.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: buffbodz on July 27, 2006, 12:35:43 PM
lowland gorillas are incredibly strong for their amount of lean body mass.  About 8 times as strong as humans. 

Western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla):
 
This subspecies consumes parts of at least 97 plant species. About 67% of their diet is fruit, 17% is leaves, seeds and stems and 3% is termites and caterpillars.

where's the protein shakes?  where's the steroids?  where's the creatine, glutamine, lean skinless chicken breasts? 

in theory, a buly vegetation diet consisting of 2/3 fruit should get us all jacked up stronger than anyone in town.



any ideas?



Human beings and gorillas?  Sorry dude.  Your argument is pointless.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 02:50:39 PM
Adonis, you are missing a lot of key points here.  Contrary to poular belief I am not a competitive bodybuilder.  Muscle definition has NOTHING to do with strength.  Keep thinking you would "own" me in any lift if you want, like I care.  My lean mass poundages go up EVERY week because of the way I train, and my working sets weight goes up every week too.  I have been at the judges table at over a dozen natural events and I have seen a lot of things.  For one, you should really think about doing full range of motion exercises.  there is no reason why your lower biceps insertion should be where it is halfway up your arm like that....you must not be fully extending on curls.  Maybe do some shrugs too.  any front double pose we should be able to see some sort of traps.   Have fun on that cable crossover machine where I bet you do your entire workout.  Make sure you dust off all the freeweights before you leave your gym too.
On another note, I would also like to commend you on your monster nose, the uneven ear placement, the ridiculously oversized disproportionate right arm (jerk off much?) and the super combover.  Why don't you post a pic with your hair pulled back.  With a hairline like that you sure look "natural".  HAHAHAHAHA
 
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Patricku9 on July 27, 2006, 04:09:36 PM
Adonis's strength is due to the touch of down sydrome.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 27, 2006, 04:15:26 PM
Adonis, you are missing a lot of key points here.  Contrary to poular belief I am not a competitive bodybuilder.  Muscle definition has NOTHING to do with strength.  Keep thinking you would "own" me in any lift if you want, like I care.  My lean mass poundages go up EVERY week because of the way I train, and my working sets weight goes up every week too.  I have been at the judges table at over a dozen natural events and I have seen a lot of things.  For one, you should really think about doing full range of motion exercises.  there is no reason why your lower biceps insertion should be where it is halfway up your arm like that....you must not be fully extending on curls.  Maybe do some shrugs too.  any front double pose we should be able to see some sort of traps.   Have fun on that cable crossover machine where I bet you do your entire workout.  Make sure you dust off all the freeweights before you leave your gym too.
On another note, I would also like to commend you on your monster nose, the uneven ear placement, the ridiculously oversized disproportionate right arm (jerk off much?) and the super combover.  Why don't you post a pic with your hair pulled back.  With a hairline like that you sure look "natural".  HAHAHAHAHA
 

I will put money on it that my Bench,Squat And deadlift is way higher  than anything you will EVER lift.

Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 05:14:58 PM
I will put money on it that my Bench,Squat And deadlift is way higher  than anything you will EVER lift.



your hairline is way higher.  You will plateau on your lifts way before i peak on mine, guaranteed.  EVER???  HAHAHAHAHA whats your numbers?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 27, 2006, 05:21:22 PM
Keggy, give us your poundages for the big three
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 27, 2006, 05:24:03 PM
i'd like to send a shoutout to whoever deleted my posts: fuck you.

and now....

squat 650? damn dude, that's more than a lot of certified powerlifters.  granted, you weigh 450, so that's not that big of a deal.

also, you say your lean mass poundages are going up.  of course they are, with every 10 lbs of fat gained, i'd hope you'd at least get .5 lbs of meat in there.  so yeah, you're right.

i like the "ha ha, you low fat pussy, muscle definition doesn't equal strength" argument.  what pushes the weight up?  fat? doubt it.  provided you're well fed enough on the day of your lift, i don't see why you shouldn't lift the exact same at 8% bf as you would at 35%, which you are (provided the lean body mass is the same).

you're an idiot on many levels and are just looking for justification of your fatness.  sadly, there should be no reason why someone with a triple chin like yours should ever be alive.  but hey, this country's done worse than letting you live for being a troll.

so...shut the fuck up and train!!!
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 27, 2006, 05:26:09 PM
i'd like to send a shoutout to whoever deleted my posts: f**k you.

and now....

squat 650? damn dude, that's more than a lot of certified powerlifters.  granted, you weigh 450, so that's not that big of a deal.

also, you say your lean mass poundages are going up.  of course they are, with every 10 lbs of fat gained, i'd hope you'd at least get .5 lbs of meat in there.  so yeah, you're right.

i like the "ha ha, you low fat pussy, muscle definition doesn't equal strength" argument.  what pushes the weight up?  fat? doubt it.  provided you're well fed enough on the day of your lift, i don't see why you shouldn't lift the exact same at 8% bf as you would at 35%, which you are (provided the lean body mass is the same).

you're an idiot on many levels and are just looking for justification of your fatness.  sadly, there should be no reason why someone with a triple chin like yours should ever be alive.  but hey, this country's done worse than letting you live for being a troll.

so...shut the f**k up and train!!!

Last, what was her name, mate?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 27, 2006, 05:30:32 PM
Last, what was her name, mate?
it's not that dude.  it's been like 2 days since i railed my gf.  tonight i'm gonna pwn the fuck out of her though.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 27, 2006, 05:36:09 PM
it's not that dude.  it's been like 2 days since i railed my gf.  tonight i'm gonna pwn the f**k out of her though.

I only hope she isnt a fat piece LOL
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 06:12:04 PM
i'd like to send a shoutout to whoever deleted my posts: f**k you.

and now....

squat 650? damn dude, that's more than a lot of certified powerlifters.  granted, you weigh 450, so that's not that big of a deal.

also, you say your lean mass poundages are going up.  of course they are, with every 10 lbs of fat gained, i'd hope you'd at least get .5 lbs of meat in there.  so yeah, you're right.

i like the "ha ha, you low fat pussy, muscle definition doesn't equal strength" argument.  what pushes the weight up?  fat? doubt it.  provided you're well fed enough on the day of your lift, i don't see why you shouldn't lift the exact same at 8% bf as you would at 35%, which you are (provided the lean body mass is the same).

you're an idiot on many levels and are just looking for justification of your fatness.  sadly, there should be no reason why someone with a triple chin like yours should ever be alive.  but hey, this country's done worse than letting you live for being a troll.

so...shut the f**k up and train!!!

Now that youre done with your meltdown....  How much you think pros can squat when they are in ripped contest shape?  Less than they can when they are at offseason weight. 

DERRRRR

My numbers right now are not that impressive since i just started squatting again like a month ago (knee surgery) and havent lifted in some time.

Before my first knee job in 02 I was squatting 650 for one, and deading 600.  My bench almost got to 400 a few times but i get shoulder pain/ collarbone popping sound that made me stop. 


*edit*  dead was at 600 prolly only because i never used lifting straps or gloves, and my grip gave out before my legs did
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 27, 2006, 06:19:11 PM
Now that youre done with your meltdown....  How much you think pros can squat when they are in ripped contest shape?  Less than they can when they are at offseason weight. 

DERRRRR

My numbers right now are not that impressive since i just started squatting again like a month ago (knee surgery) and havent lifted in some time.

Before my first knee job in 02 I was squatting 650 for one, and deading 600.  My bench almost got to 400 a few times but i get shoulder pain/ collarbone popping sound that made me stop. 


*edit*  dead was at 600 prolly only because i never used lifting straps or gloves, and my grip gave out before my legs did


Keg, do you juice? (I'm new here)
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 27, 2006, 06:20:17 PM
Keg, do you juice? (I'm new here)
lolz.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 06:21:25 PM
Keg, do you juice? (I'm new here)
no, I am firmly against steroids, but have friends that do use.  I have done a lot of reading on the subject and have a lot of reference material but never have tried any type of anabolics or other related drugs
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 27, 2006, 06:25:31 PM
no, I am firmly against steroids, but have friends that do use.  I have done a lot of reading on the subject and have a lot of reference material but never have tried any type of anabolics or other related drugs


you lying shitbag ok, have you ever juiced?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 27, 2006, 06:27:00 PM
no, I am firmly against steroids, but have friends that do use.  I have done a lot of reading on the subject and have a lot of reference material but never have tried any type of anabolics or other related drugs


You are a lying joke.  I hope you get ran over by a cattle truck this weekend.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 06:40:25 PM
you lying shitbag ok, have you ever juiced?
No, and i am insulted by the implication. I am closely involved with a natural bodybuilding organization and people involved with me know I am clean and have never...and WILL NEVER use illegal steroids.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Farcry on July 27, 2006, 06:41:13 PM
u say illegal steroids but u can get them legally
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 27, 2006, 06:41:42 PM
No, and i am insulted by the implication. I am closely involved with a natural bodybuilding organization and people involved with me know I am clean and have never...and WILL NEVER use illegal steroids.


If you can post a video or pic of you completing one, JUST ONE of your lifts, I will pay pal you 1000 dollars.

Deal?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 27, 2006, 06:43:04 PM
No, and i am insulted by the implication. I am closely involved with a natural bodybuilding organization and people involved with me know I am clean and have never...and WILL NEVER use illegal steroids.


Sorry for any offensivization that may have been casusefied

BTW, how long have you been associated with Musclemania?

lololoz
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: sarcasm on July 27, 2006, 06:43:25 PM
If you can post a video or pic of you completing one, JUST ONE of your lifts, I will pay pal you 1000 dollars.

Deal?
good deal, he could get one of his 12 chins removed.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 27, 2006, 06:43:41 PM
If you can post a video or pic of you completing one, JUST ONE of your lifts, I will pay pal you 1000 dollars.

Deal?

GREAT POST
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 27, 2006, 06:44:16 PM
WHERE THE FUCK IS MARS THESE DAYS?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: sarcasm on July 27, 2006, 06:45:57 PM
WHERE THE FUCK IS MARS THESE DAYS?
Mars is taking a break for a little while but he will be back crucifying little bitches shortly.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 27, 2006, 06:47:50 PM
Mars is taking a break for a little while but he will be back crucifying little bitches shortly.

Kewl, I dont want anything interupting you hitting the big 10,000

;)
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: sarcasm on July 27, 2006, 06:49:03 PM
Kewl, I dont want anything interupting you hitting the big 10,000

;)
where's my little punching bag "dzulboy" i'm in the mood to destroy someone.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 06:52:48 PM
You are a lying joke.  I hope you get ran over by a cattle truck this weekend.
pay for a polygraph and i will prove it
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 27, 2006, 06:53:43 PM
pay for a polygraph and i will prove it


Just perform the lift, take a picture or video.

Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 27, 2006, 07:00:11 PM
pay for a polygraph and i will prove it


Come on Keggy, for fucks sake, this should be the coolest grand you will ever make... if you are not lying?

where's my little punching bag "dzulboy" i'm in the mood to destroy someone.

that tiny tits will pop along soon, they are like moths to the flame Sarcs, like moths to the fucking flame!!!
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: sarcasm on July 27, 2006, 07:02:35 PM
Just perform the lift, take a picture or video.


Hey can I make a point about my pic thats up here?  I never once claimed to be a bodybuilder.  I am getting bigger.  The whole point of getbig.com....well guess what? 

I have no problem being a meatball and am the first to admit it.  I am not a bullshit artist.  I tell it like it is, and people know me and post here that can back it up if need be.  I also admit freely that i do not follow any sort of strict diet regimen, and I drink a lot.  Probably more than I should, but I really don't give a shit.  I will still outlift 99% of you pictureless fuckwads on my worst day.  I could give a shit what I am shaped like, I get more than my fair share of laid.  At least I feel good enough about myself that I don't have to hide behind a keyboard or even give half a shit what any of you dickheads think.   Here's another one of me not giving a shit about you haters.  Eat a dick.

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/kegdrainer/sm10.jpg)
hahahaha, this fat barrel of monkey spunk couldn't roll 600.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 07:20:13 PM
before my first knee surgery I was doing 600 DL easily.

without straps or steroids.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 07:21:54 PM
hahahaha, this fat barrel of monkey spunk couldn't roll 600.

Sarcasm can you put the lipstick away, thats only about the 50th time you have posted my pic with something worthless to say that you think you are contributing to the conversation.  Post your own pic fatass.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: sarcasm on July 27, 2006, 07:22:13 PM
before my first knee surgery I was doing 600 DL easily.

without straps or steroids.

hahahaha, if you took off your head and laid it on your shoulders sideways it would be the same width as your shoulders, hahahaha, you fat narrow loser.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 27, 2006, 07:22:41 PM
before my first knee surgery I was doing 600 DL easily.

without straps or steroids.


is this the first time this nugget of info has cropped up?

anyone?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 07:43:09 PM
is this the first time this nugget of info has cropped up?

anyone?
roll back a bit further in the thread you will see i mentioned this
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Krankenstein on July 27, 2006, 08:07:15 PM
For one, you should really think about doing full range of motion exercises.  there is no reason why your lower biceps insertion should be where it is halfway up your arm like that....you must not be fully extending on curls. 

Hey Shercock.....yes there could be a reason...genetically he is like that.  I defy you to show me proof you can change tendon into muscle.  You are probably the type of guy who thinks that by doing reverse 30-degree decline one arm tricep extension you can accentuate the lower 1/3 of your our head of the tricep.  ::)
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 08:12:25 PM
Hey Shercock.....yes there could be a reason...genetically he is like that.  I defy you to show me proof you can change tendon into muscle.  You are probably the type of guy who thinks that by doing reverse 30-degree decline one arm tricep extension you can accentuate the lower 1/3 of your our head of the tricep.  ::)
maybe he just needs posing advice.  maybe he could try rotating his wrist forward so his knuckles point towards the camera instead of his head, will appear to elongate the muscle for a different look.  Showing off peak is nice and all, but looks a little goofy with his genetics

i dunno about your wacky triceps extension plan there, i do old fashioned shit, triple sets for tris...reverse bench, to skullcrushers, to close grip bench, as a 7-7-7 super set....then i do rope pulldowns, overhead extensions, and dips to finish
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Krankenstein on July 27, 2006, 08:18:54 PM
i dunno about your wacky triceps extension plan there, i do old fashioned shit, triple sets for tris...reverse bench, to skullcrushers, to close grip bench, as a 7-7-7 super set....then i do rope pulldowns, overhead extensions, and dips to finish

Did all that help you achieve the 110lb dumbell flys you claim?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 08:31:45 PM
Did all that help you achieve the 110lb dumbell flys you claim?

Only my hatred for the dutch can inspire lifts of this magnitude
*edit* to be fair....these are incline flys, not flat ones.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on July 27, 2006, 08:41:54 PM
hahahaha Is this Kegdrainer the new Vince Goodrum or what? hahahaha
Dude, you just look like your average fat guy. A young Homer Simpson. Your gorilla - human nutritional theory is just beyond fu*k**g retarded haha. The gay look on your face is really hilarious.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 27, 2006, 08:46:23 PM
hahahaha Is this Kegdrainer the new Vince Goodrum or what? hahahaha
Dude, you just look like your average fat guy. A young Homer Simpson. Your gorilla - human nutritional theory is just beyond fu*k**g retarded haha. The gay look on your face is really hilarious.
i only make that face when your mom is blowing me
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on July 27, 2006, 08:54:56 PM
"Kegdrainer" is the kind of guy that hangs out in Walmart perusing the "Westcoast Choppers" discount t-shirt section, and every time a 13 year old walks by he sticks his chest out as far as possible so it nearly matches the girth of his fat stomach, then when someone complains, the elderly door greeter walks up to you and says, "hey little bitch, you need to leave, NOW!" So Cockdrainer says, "hey mister, didn't you serve in Korea? Maybe I can make you change your mind?" as he goes down to his knees and unzips the man's fly hahahahahahahahaah gayer than toast
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Bones on July 27, 2006, 10:18:53 PM
  Damn...you guys are being tough on the Drainer.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on July 27, 2006, 10:19:47 PM
Cumdrainer is a little bitch
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Krankenstein on July 27, 2006, 10:40:46 PM
  Damn...you guys are being tough on the Drainer.

Not as hard as his boyfriend is on his ass.....

My guess is his "110lb flat flys" are VERY similar to what a normal dumbell press is supposed to look like, only his hands are turned in.  Either that, or his training partner does a version of a cable crossover while assisting cumdrainers elbows.....
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 27, 2006, 10:42:46 PM
Not as hard as his boyfriend is on his ass.....

My guess is his "110lb flat flys" are VERY similar to what a normal dumbell press is supposed to look like, only his hands are turned in.  Either that, or his training partner does a version of a cable crossover while assisting cumdrainers elbows.....

I`m stil wondering why he even does flyes if he is a self-proclaimed powerlifter.

Highly delusional.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: TheAnimal on July 27, 2006, 11:30:06 PM
how come he doesn't even reply to the offering of $1000?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on July 27, 2006, 11:31:26 PM
how come he doesn't even reply to the offering of $1000?

Kegdrainer works at Burger King, it's hard to come up with a grand on the fly.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: DK II on July 28, 2006, 02:52:02 AM
"Kegdrainer" is the kind of guy that hangs out in Walmart perusing the "Westcoast Choppers" discount t-shirt section, and every time a 13 year old walks by he sticks his chest out as far as possible so it nearly matches the girth of his fat stomach, then when someone complains, the elderly door greeter walks up to you and says, "hey little bitch, you need to leave, NOW!" So Cockdrainer says, "hey mister, didn't you serve in Korea? Maybe I can make you change your mind?" as he goes down to his knees and unzips the man's fly hahahahahahahahaah gayer than toast

Ahahaha, lmao.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: brianX on July 28, 2006, 02:56:44 AM
Kegdrainer looks like one of those 280 lb cream puffs who brag about their lifts in the locker room, but are always doing quarter reps when you see them train.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Stavios on July 28, 2006, 04:11:37 AM
"I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady"
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/kegdrainer/sm10.jpg)

(http://www.123.is/gunnimagg/upload/Sherimnitor.jpg)
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 09:20:38 AM
Kegdrainer works at Burger King, it's hard to come up with a grand on the fly.
lol dont make me scan a copy of my paystub tool...   I make more in a week than you make all month
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 09:22:35 AM
your hairline is way higher.  You will plateau on your lifts way before i peak on mine, guaranteed.  EVER???  HAHAHAHAHA whats your numbers?

hmmm  i wonder why adonis didn't post his current big three numbers
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The True Adonis on July 28, 2006, 11:44:27 AM
hmmm  i wonder why adonis didn't post his current big three numbers


My best numbers are: 375 bench, i did 380 but I definitely got 375 without question,no spot.

Squat. 500 ass to the ground calves to hamstrings

Deadlift-600 lbs.

I did not do any maxing out this year, but could have easily hit those numbers.

Unlike you, I don`t have to lie about my lifts.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: sarcasm on July 28, 2006, 11:48:05 AM
My best numbers are: 375 bench, i did 380 but I definitely got 375 without question,no spot.

Squat. 500 ass to the ground calves to hamstrings

Deadlift-600 lbs.

I did not do any maxing out this year, but could have easily hit those numbers.

Unlike you, I don`t have to lie about my lifts.
balldrainers idea of dieting is taking one of the chocolate slices off of his ice cream sandwiches.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 11:52:28 AM
balldrainers idea of dieting is taking one of the chocolate slices off of his ice cream sandwiches.

I dont eat ice cream
skim milk and small amounts of hard cheeses are about the only dairy products I can consume without problems
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Stavios on July 28, 2006, 01:34:45 PM
you must have a lot of trouble to speak correctly with all those chins !
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Krankenstein on July 28, 2006, 02:07:38 PM
With as pale as you are do people ever scream out "Ahhhh.....the dead are walking!!!!!!"
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Bast000 on July 28, 2006, 02:20:59 PM
Kegdrainer looks like one of those 280 lb cream puffs who brag about their lifts in the locker room, but are always doing quarter reps when you see them train.

haha like you.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: brianX on July 28, 2006, 04:40:01 PM
haha like you.

Dipshit.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 28, 2006, 04:42:03 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 28, 2006, 04:45:51 PM
PantStrainer is the type of guy who wears see through mesh muscle shirts to the gay clubs he frequents.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 28, 2006, 04:50:08 PM
PantStrainer is the type of guy who wears see through mesh muscle shirts to the gay clubs he frequents.

would those be the sort of gay clubs that have 3 inch thick tubes fitted to the shit stained bogs (which are overly used by sweaty fags) that enable rivers of cheesy cum, piss and rubbers to flow right into keen patrons eager mouths?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 28, 2006, 04:54:46 PM
would those be the sort of gay clubs that have 3 inch thick tubes fitted to the shit stained bogs (which are overly used by sweaty fags) that enable rivers of cheesy cum, piss and rubbers to flow right into keen patrons eager mouths?
that's exactly where Cockdrainer makes "more in a week than you do in a month". and by "make" , he means "fucks guys".
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 28, 2006, 04:57:38 PM
that's exactly where Cockdrainer makes "more in a week than you do in a month". and by "make" , he means "fucks guys".

a tad presumptuous of you to use the operator 'makes', surely that implies he charges men for this service?

 :D
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 06:10:07 PM
Im gay if your mom is secretly a man.  My salary is so huge because I get paid to bang your mother's ass until she gets a nosebleed 4 nights a week.  tell her to wash the sheets more often
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: davidpaul on July 28, 2006, 06:13:45 PM
"I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady"
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/kegdrainer/sm10.jpg)

(http://www.123.is/gunnimagg/upload/Sherimnitor.jpg)

cockdrainer i love it ;D
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: sarcasm on July 28, 2006, 06:38:42 PM
would those be the sort of gay clubs that have 3 inch thick tubes fitted to the shit stained bogs (which are overly used by sweaty fags) that enable rivers of cheesy cum, piss and rubbers to flow right into keen patrons eager mouths?
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 28, 2006, 06:48:15 PM
i found a pic of sarcasm from his earlier days here on getbig.  This may be the only one that exists of him


(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40188000/jpg/_40188413_pot_tom.jpg)

Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 28, 2006, 07:03:35 PM
i found a pic of sarcasm from his earlier days here on getbig.  This may be the only one that exists of him


(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40188000/jpg/_40188413_pot_tom.jpg)



your attempts at humor are lamer than your sex organs.

hang yourself.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: liberty on July 28, 2006, 08:06:31 PM
Speaking of monkey's.....I saw that guy who was attacked while visitng a chimp he once owned.
2 other chimps attacked him.Saw him on some talk show...guy already had something like 23 operations...
Ripped his nose off....few fingers...almost his package.....f** him up good
Wouldn't want to see a gorilla go postal
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on July 28, 2006, 08:33:02 PM
lol dont make me scan a copy of my paystub tool...   I make more in a week than you make all month


hahahaha You do realise sucking cock is not a career right?
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Unchained81 on July 28, 2006, 09:15:20 PM
I dont eat ice cream
skim milk and small amounts of hard cheeses are about the only dairy products I can consume without problems


With that statement this is officially the most pointless thread ever on Getbig, and that is an accomplishment.
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: Woten on July 28, 2006, 09:39:38 PM
I dont eat pussy
cock milk and small amounts of knob cheeses are about the only items I can consume without problems


straight from the horses mouth

 :D
Title: Re: gorillas supplementation
Post by: The Freakshow on July 28, 2006, 10:52:09 PM
i found a pic of sarcasm from his earlier days here on getbig.  This may be the only one that exists of him


(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40188000/jpg/_40188413_pot_tom.jpg)



He has Harry Potter looking over his shoulder.