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Re: gorillas supplementation
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2006, 08:09:30 PM »
where'd you get those nos., einstein?

ok i looked it up, the did map out primate genome and we are only about 98.5% genetically compatible with the lowland gorilla
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Re: gorillas supplementation
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2006, 08:19:52 PM »
ok i looked it up, the did map out primate genome and we are only about 98.5% genetically compatible with the lowland gorilla
my bad


You look like the typical idiot at any gym in America.....Fat as fuck, thinking it is muscle.   hahahahah  You probably have some sort of nickname like "Big Perry" or "Big" something whatever your name is.  hahhaahah You even have the I think I am a bad-ass tattoo to match.  I really am tired of people like you. hahahah

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Re: gorillas supplementation
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2006, 08:22:16 PM »
lowland gorillas are incredibly strong for their amount of lean body mass.  About 8 times as strong as humans. 

Western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla):
 
This subspecies consumes parts of at least 97 plant species. About 67% of their diet is fruit, 17% is leaves, seeds and stems and 3% is termites and caterpillars.

where's the protein shakes?  where's the steroids?  where's the creatine, glutamine, lean skinless chicken breasts? 

in theory, a buly vegetation diet consisting of 2/3 fruit should get us all jacked up stronger than anyone in town.



any ideas?


I think you should try it for six weeks and see what happens to your strength ;D

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Re: gorillas supplementation
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2006, 08:28:48 PM »
You look like the typical idiot at any gym in America.....Fat as f**k, thinking it is muscle.   hahahahah  You probably have some sort of nickname like "Big Perry" or "Big" something whatever your name is.  hahhaahah You even have the I think I am a bad-ass tattoo to match.  I really am tired of people like you. hahahah

I dont need a nickname, my name is Joe Beef
The only "big" anything i hear is when i drop my pants in front of your mom.
When I do dumbell flys with 110's I pretend I am crushing your head inbetween them at the top of my reps



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« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2006, 08:35:35 PM »
110s on flys,  monster form.

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« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2006, 08:38:55 PM »
20 inch neck?
with a 25 inch double chin to match you fucking pussy.  if you were here, i'd fucking kick the shit out of you for being so fucking stupid.
anytime you want to come out to ROchester you are welcome.  I will smack you around like your parents should have and send you home in a bodycast


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« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2006, 08:45:37 PM »
haha, what a pussy.  as if it wasn't obvious enough you're from rochester by your stupid fucking face, but your "mexican tattoo on a white boy" bullshit reinforced it, "kegdrainer".  way to relive your one fun night of partying at community college you f**k.

you get laid?  damn man, i feel sorry for your sister.

Im not from rochester, I just live here now.  Now you can tell me what is so mexican about my tattoo?  I know plenty of mexicans and none of their tattoos look like mine.  Where is your pic?

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Re: gorillas supplementation
« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2006, 08:52:04 PM »
When I do dumbell flys with 110's I pretend I am crushing your head inbetween them at the top of my reps


*Cough* *Cough*  Brutal Bullshit

Let me amend my post for you tubby......

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Re: gorillas supplementation
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2006, 08:56:07 PM »
you obviously dont understand the point of postulation.
Gorillas are over 99% genetically compatible with us....unlike ants which are way below 1% compatible with us.

in THEORY (there's the key word there genius) we should be able to get all out nutritional needs the same way they do.  Then again, they eat about 40 pounds of vegetation a day to fill their dietary needs. 

Would anyone like to volunteer for the experiment?



yea and golden hamsters are 96 % compatible  your point is lost 


why not compare giorillas to monkeys  or mokeys too spider monkeis  they are all the same and eat the same but diffrent sizes

hmmmmmmmmmm maybe each one produces hormones diffrently


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« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2006, 08:56:38 PM »
i'm not gonna give you any jerkoff material sorry man.

have you tried the nutrition board around here? they have some decent advice.

have you tried eating less?

having poorly done tattoos of religious icons on your under developed arm is a very mexican thing to have, no?

You cant say shit.   At least I have a pic up here.  who needs nutrition boards when I am not competitive.  I eat to gain mass and strength.  If I was dieting I would do cardio and not lift as much as I do.  You know nothing about my tattoos or what they represent so just be quiet on that one before you piss off the wrong deity.

You are probably a fucking krispy kreme employee who chugs warm icing straight from the tap.  Come back and say something when you figure out how to use your remaining brain cells you haven't killed by sniffing your own farts
 

*Cough* *Cough*  Brutal Bullshit
 youre right, I would never put my junk in his mom, shes a pig


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Re: gorillas supplementation
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2006, 09:00:00 PM »
How do
How do you explain Coleman then :D
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« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2006, 09:00:36 PM »
gorillas and cows do not require the same 8 essential aminos humans do,can build mass with plant proteins. I did not make a minority comment,you will notice.

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« Reply #37 on: July 26, 2006, 09:01:50 PM »
who needs nutrition boards when I am not competitive.  I eat to gain mass and strength.  If I was dieting I would do cardio and not lift as much as I do.

Not lift as much as you do?  What....1 day instead of 2???  My guess is that you consider walking to your mailbox cardio.....or the 30 minutes it takes for you to fully wipe your ass simply because your heart rate increases by 50 bpm from the effort.

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« Reply #38 on: July 26, 2006, 10:30:54 PM »
yea and golden hamsters are 96 % compatible  your point is lost 





hth, einstein  ;)

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« Reply #39 on: July 26, 2006, 10:41:59 PM »
Not lift as much as you do?  What....1 day instead of 2???  My guess is that you consider walking to your mailbox cardio.....or the 30 minutes it takes for you to fully wipe your ass simply because your heart rate increases by 50 bpm from the effort.

ROFLMAO!

That sounds like something Dante` (DC) would advocate.
"Bros, you want to remain in a positive nitrogen balance, so you want to conserve your energy all day for that one set of rack chins.  Do this by only getting your mail from the mailbox every other day instead of every day.  That way it will ensure you will not be in a catabolic state.  Also,between mailbox trips,sip on a TrueProtein/Olive Oil shake.  You may want to add an extra tablespoon or 3 to the shake if you are expecting UPS or FedX packages.  They can get heavy!"


ROFLMAO

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Re: gorillas supplementation
« Reply #40 on: July 26, 2006, 10:53:44 PM »
hth, einstein  ;)

yup and onions have roughly 80 more chromosomes then humans     maybe we should all eat dirt 

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« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2006, 09:09:56 AM »
Not lift as much as you do?  What....1 day instead of 2???  My guess is that you consider walking to your mailbox cardio.....or the 30 minutes it takes for you to fully wipe your ass simply because your heart rate increases by 50 bpm from the effort.

LOL.  My leg workouts would make you vomit.  I am on a 5 day split, and I don't do any cardio aside from a 10 minute warmup when I get to the gym every day

my resting heartrate is already low enough at 55bpm, down from 84 a year and a half ago when I quit smoking

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« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2006, 09:17:37 AM »
20 inch neck?
with a 25 inch double chin to match you fucking pussy.  if you were here, i'd fucking kick the shit out of you for being so fucking stupid.

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« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2006, 09:52:22 AM »

Since ants are even stronger, maybe we should eat what they eat.  Where is the protien shakes?  hahahah Please don`t reproduce.


Ants are only strong because of their size. An ant our size would not even be able to support its own bodyweight. Known as Galileo's Square-Cube law.

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Re: gorillas supplementation
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2006, 10:00:08 AM »
MMmmm, termites and caterpillars.

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« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2006, 11:39:50 AM »
LOL.  My leg workouts would make you vomit.  I am on a 5 day split, and I don't do any cardio aside from a 10 minute warmup when I get to the gym every day

my resting heartrate is already low enough at 55bpm, down from 84 a year and a half ago when I quit smoking


Of course they would.....watching someone of your "bulk" as they squat and the smell that comes from your ass due the inability to completely wipe themself completely always makes me vomit.  That 10minute warm up...is that the time it takes for you to go from your car....and make your way to the workout area (with rest breaks every 10 feet)????

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« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2006, 11:44:37 AM »
Of course they would.....watching someone of your "bulk" as they squat and the smell that comes from your ass due the inability to completely wipe themself completely always makes me vomit.  That 10minute warm up...is that the time it takes for you to go from your car....the workout area (with rest breaks every 10 feet)????

hahhaaah.  I can see it now as he loads the leg press up and then puts the seat all the way up, and without unracking the pins, does 1/4 of a 1/4 rep for reps.

He is the same guy that always says, "Well my dad had big legs and I have always had big legs."

guy is fat and nasty.  Kegdrainer, do you realize that you need to lose about 70-110 lbs.  Seriously.

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« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2006, 11:45:44 AM »
what is the point of working out if you're gonna eat like pig and just look like an everyday fat guy?  What do you need to be strong for, log throwing?

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« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2006, 12:28:53 PM »
what is the point of working out if you're gonna eat like pig and just look like an everyday fat guy?  What do you need to be strong for, log throwing?

well, your mom is kinda big.

Seriously though, guys like adonis are too full of themselves and talk a lot of shit without knowing shit about what they are talking about. 
He looks like a guy that spent half his life doing just benchpresses and forgot about everything else.  I've seen 12 year olds with bigger forearms than him. 
I dont do leg sled at all.  My leg workouts consist of seated leg extensions(one leg at a time), lying leg curls, squats, straight legged deads on a riser, barbell lunges, and then i do both standing and seated calf raises. 

Before my knee surgery I was squatting over 650 so talk all the shit you want.  I am building it back up again to what it was, and making gains every week, gaining more lean mass and lowering bodyfat % as I go.  I am not on a bodybuilding "diet" meaning i am not in a precontest sort of regimen with my meals.  I am eating 4 solid and 2 shake meals a day, with greens at every meal, starches at 2 of them and protein on all 4.  I don't really consider that a "diet" but more of my regular eating habits.  One day a week i go to town on whatever, eat a pizza, go out drinking, etc...but i still make sure i get my daily requirement of protein and fiber.  If I followed your advice and lost 70-110 pounds (where do you get these numbers?) I would look like Christian Bale in The Machinist.

With that, it's time for my intershift break so im off to the gym
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« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2006, 12:31:16 PM »
well, your mom is kinda big.

Seriously though, guys like adonis are too full of themselves and talk a lot of shit without knowing shit about what they are talking about. 
He looks like a guy that spent half his life doing just benchpresses and forgot about everything else.  I've seen 12 year olds with bigger forearms than him. 
I dont do leg sled at all.  My leg workouts consist of seated leg extensions(one leg at a time), lying leg curls, squats, straight legged deads on a riser, barbell lunges, and then i do both standing and seated calf raises. 

Before my knee surgery I was squatting over 650 so talk all the shit you want.  I am building it back up again to what it was, and making gains every week, gaining more lean mass and lowering bodyfat % as I go.  I am not on a bodybuilding "diet" meaning i am not in a precontest sort of regimen with my meals.  I am eating 4 solid and 2 shake meals a day, with greens at every meal, starches at 2 of them and protein on all 4.  I don't really consider that a "diet" but more of my regular eating habits.  One day a week i go to town on whatever, eat a pizza, go out drinking, etc...but i still make sure i get my daily requirement of protein and fiber.  If I followed your advice and lost 70-110 pounds (where do you get these numbers?) I would look like Christian Bale in The Machinist.

With that, it's time for my intershift break so im off to the gym
I can't believe I get paid to sit here and post to you chuckleheads
 

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH squatting 650 lbs.

You must have the WORLD RECORD for your age,weight and Natural status.  You are a fucking fat clown and I would own you in any lift.

ANY LIFT!