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Title: New date new broad
Post by: Big N on November 17, 2012, 04:41:45 PM
So here's what we have lined up for the night fellas. First time meeting up with this broad through a referral. And she's not a drinker at all. She wants to go play "bowliing?" Like really what is this high school. I was thinking a bit more of an edge like shoot some pool. That way I could tell how she juggles balls and what kind of firm grip she has on the pool stick. What else is there to do on a first blind date other than bowling, pool, coffee?? and movies, when the broad isn't into bars or lounges.

- Discuss


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: magikusar on November 17, 2012, 04:43:33 PM
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Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: POB on November 17, 2012, 06:44:59 PM
So here's what we have lined up for the night fellas. First time meeting up with this broad through a referral. And she's not a drinker at all. She wants to go play "bowliing?" Like really what is this high school. I was thinking a bit more of an edge like shoot some pool. That way I could tell how she juggles balls and what kind of firm grip she has on the pool stick. What else is there to do on a first blind date other than bowling, pool, coffee?? and movies, when the broad isn't into bars or lounges.

- Discuss

Movies is the worst for a 1st date, go somewhere you can talk and see if you like them ;)


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Knooger on November 17, 2012, 06:49:30 PM
Sounds like you need to pick up some Rohypnol . Hope this helps.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: lyquid on November 17, 2012, 06:54:52 PM
Sounds like an actual good girl.... Whats the prob. Maybe suggest a more relaxed setting. Invite her.over for a movie. Ur turf more comfortable and then u can actually talk one on one and have some opened up conversation.

Going out on  date always ends up not getting lucky. N if she needs a bar anyways to be entertained than she sounds like a whore.

There all whites anyways cause every single girl I invites over I fucked anyways first night. So what am I talking about. Good luck.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Big N on November 17, 2012, 09:50:06 PM
What a bitch! We ended up going bowling played two games fine whatever had fun. Now check out this coincidence, as we're packing up to return our shoes there were 5 fellas on the section next to us and one of them i guess sort of knew her since he called her name to get her attention. I saw it but played it off hey started talking, and i just went to get my shoes, then after 2-3 mins she came to return her shoes too. Then she tells me "be right back I gotta do something tell someone something" and she kind of mumbled her words fast like she was nervous for not being straight forward and I was like fine whatever. Now she's there with the other fella chit chatting for 5mins, and as I'm waiting like a dick I saw him and her take out their phones? Obviously exchanging numbers. We get in the car I tell the broad "so who was that" she says "oh just some guy who's talking to my friend", yeah really bitch is that why you guys exchanged numbers?? And then I said "cool you should've introduced me to him at least" and she said "I dont know i forgot i dont even know him really" yeah bitch but you went back to him a 2nd time?

So we left the joint we were supposed to grab a bite, but after that shit fellas instead i gave her a lame excuse I gotta wake up early tomorrow. Then she tries talk to me a lot in the car and I gave her one word answers, during the car ride home i gave her a cold shoulder, and then I dropped her off. By now she felt my energy was off beat and told me to text her and dont be a stranger and i just yes her to death, then I 1-2-3 her with a bye yeah we'll talk tomorrow (yeah right) and that's it. That was pretty much the night. From a 1-10 she's a strong 7, slim petite body, nice tits, face ok.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: ilalin on November 17, 2012, 10:25:02 PM
I don't why your getting your panties in a twist over somebody you've dated once.
Did she hurt your manliness dear?


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: SF1900 on November 17, 2012, 10:26:52 PM
What a bitch! We ended up going bowling played two games fine whatever had fun. Now check out this coincidence, as we're packing up to return our shoes there were 5 fellas on the section next to us and one of them i guess sort of knew her since he called her name to get her attention. I saw it but played it off hey started talking, and i just went to get my shoes, then after 2-3 mins she came to return her shoes too. Then she tells me "be right back I gotta do something tell someone something" and she kind of mumbled her words fast like she was nervous for not being straight forward and I was like fine whatever. Now she's there with the other fella chit chatting for 5mins, and as I'm waiting like a dick I saw him and her take out their phones? Obviously exchanging numbers. We get in the car I tell the broad "so who was that" she says "oh just some guy who's talking to my friend", yeah really bitch is that why you guys exchanged numbers?? And then I said "cool you should've introduced me to him at least" and she said "I dont know i forgot i dont even know him really" yeah bitch but you went back to him a 2nd time?

So we left the joint we were supposed to grab a bite, but after that shit fellas instead i gave her a lame excuse I gotta wake up early tomorrow. Then she tries talk to me a lot in the car and I gave her one word answers, during the car ride home i gave her a cold shoulder, and then I dropped her off. By now she felt my energy was off beat and told me to text her and dont be a stranger and i just yes her to death, then I 1-2-3 her with a bye yeah we'll talk tomorrow (yeah right) and that's it. That was pretty much the night. From a 1-10 she's a strong 7, slim petite body, nice tits, face ok.

Interesting story! Good story before bed.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: bigjim on November 17, 2012, 10:30:00 PM
Sounds like that Alpha male own you, and now hes balls deep in the bitch after you took her on a date and paid and she ends up picking up some other dude.

Should have maned the fuck up and made her walk home the fuck I would have let her in my car with wet panties due to some other guy.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: andreisdaman on November 17, 2012, 10:47:57 PM
Sounds like you need to pick up some Rohypnol . Hope this helps.

Id like some as well..where can I get it???


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: POB on November 17, 2012, 10:59:42 PM
What a bitch! We ended up going bowling played two games fine whatever had fun. Now check out this coincidence, as we're packing up to return our shoes there were 5 fellas on the section next to us and one of them i guess sort of knew her since he called her name to get her attention. I saw it but played it off hey started talking, and i just went to get my shoes, then after 2-3 mins she came to return her shoes too. Then she tells me "be right back I gotta do something tell someone something" and she kind of mumbled her words fast like she was nervous for not being straight forward and I was like fine whatever. Now she's there with the other fella chit chatting for 5mins, and as I'm waiting like a dick I saw him and her take out their phones? Obviously exchanging numbers. We get in the car I tell the broad "so who was that" she says "oh just some guy who's talking to my friend", yeah really bitch is that why you guys exchanged numbers?? And then I said "cool you should've introduced me to him at least" and she said "I dont know i forgot i dont even know him really" yeah bitch but you went back to him a 2nd time?

So we left the joint we were supposed to grab a bite, but after that shit fellas instead i gave her a lame excuse I gotta wake up early tomorrow. Then she tries talk to me a lot in the car and I gave her one word answers, during the car ride home i gave her a cold shoulder, and then I dropped her off. By now she felt my energy was off beat and told me to text her and dont be a stranger and i just yes her to death, then I 1-2-3 her with a bye yeah we'll talk tomorrow (yeah right) and that's it. That was pretty much the night. From a 1-10 she's a strong 7, slim petite body, nice tits, face ok.

Don't call her if she calls or tex you respond but not right away. Do not take her on another date. If she wants to get together again use the old "you wanna come over and watch movies" line, if she comes over tap it good and she will be all over you. Do what you want after that...


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: _bruce_ on November 18, 2012, 04:43:53 AM
Interesting story! Good story before bed.

 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Raymondo on November 18, 2012, 04:58:41 AM
What a bitch! We ended up going bowling played two games fine whatever had fun. Now check out this coincidence, as we're packing up to return our shoes there were 5 fellas on the section next to us and one of them i guess sort of knew her since he called her name to get her attention. I saw it but played it off hey started talking, and i just went to get my shoes, then after 2-3 mins she came to return her shoes too. Then she tells me "be right back I gotta do something tell someone something" and she kind of mumbled her words fast like she was nervous for not being straight forward and I was like fine whatever. Now she's there with the other fella chit chatting for 5mins, and as I'm waiting like a dick I saw him and her take out their phones? Obviously exchanging numbers. We get in the car I tell the broad "so who was that" she says "oh just some guy who's talking to my friend", yeah really bitch is that why you guys exchanged numbers?? And then I said "cool you should've introduced me to him at least" and she said "I dont know i forgot i dont even know him really" yeah bitch but you went back to him a 2nd time?

So we left the joint we were supposed to grab a bite, but after that shit fellas instead i gave her a lame excuse I gotta wake up early tomorrow. Then she tries talk to me a lot in the car and I gave her one word answers, during the car ride home i gave her a cold shoulder, and then I dropped her off. By now she felt my energy was off beat and told me to text her and dont be a stranger and i just yes her to death, then I 1-2-3 her with a bye yeah we'll talk tomorrow (yeah right) and that's it. That was pretty much the night. From a 1-10 she's a strong 7, slim petite body, nice tits, face ok.

hahahaha, so you were left standing there like a pillock while she was exchanging numbers with another dude


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: mass243 on November 18, 2012, 04:59:11 AM




Should have at least beaten the gay she was talking to  ::)


wait him at parking lot, hood over your head, baseball bat casually on your left hand resting next to your leg, cell phone on your right hand looking like you are checking out something.
when he walks out, immediately start staring at him but try to remain in shadow so hopefully he doesn't notice you right away.
when he saws you, now raise the bat to your shoulder. Make sure the hood covers your forehead and eyes so when he looks your face he only sees nothing but dark shadow.
He comes to his car.... typically asks - pants shitted, voice stuttering, "hey dude who are you wtf"
Now, make sure not to say a word.
Change the bat to your right hand.

**You know what to do now.**

Then walk away towards your car. Make sure to keep the bat on your shoulder and remain looking like not-giving-a-fuk.
Drive away.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Board_SHERIF on November 18, 2012, 12:37:49 PM
What a bitch! We ended up going bowling played two games fine whatever had fun. Now check out this coincidence, as we're packing up to return our shoes there were 5 fellas on the section next to us and one of them i guess sort of knew her since he called her name to get her attention. I saw it but played it off hey started talking, and i just went to get my shoes, then after 2-3 mins she came to return her shoes too. Then she tells me "be right back I gotta do something tell someone something" and she kind of mumbled her words fast like she was nervous for not being straight forward and I was like fine whatever. Now she's there with the other fella chit chatting for 5mins, and as I'm waiting like a dick I saw him and her take out their phones? Obviously exchanging numbers. We get in the car I tell the broad "so who was that" she says "oh just some guy who's talking to my friend", yeah really bitch is that why you guys exchanged numbers?? And then I said "cool you should've introduced me to him at least" and she said "I dont know i forgot i dont even know him really" yeah bitch but you went back to him a 2nd time?

So we left the joint we were supposed to grab a bite, but after that shit fellas instead i gave her a lame excuse I gotta wake up early tomorrow. Then she tries talk to me a lot in the car and I gave her one word answers, during the car ride home i gave her a cold shoulder, and then I dropped her off. By now she felt my energy was off beat and told me to text her and dont be a stranger and i just yes her to death, then I 1-2-3 her with a bye yeah we'll talk tomorrow (yeah right) and that's it. That was pretty much the night. From a 1-10 she's a strong 7, slim petite body, nice tits, face ok.

hope you made her PAY for her own fuking food/bowling ??


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Quickerblade on November 18, 2012, 02:37:41 PM
Instead of being negative you should of got with her in the car, the other bowling guy seems like he pulls mad tail.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Army of One on November 18, 2012, 02:49:12 PM
Take her bowling again, hire a hooker, pay her half up front and tell her to meet you at the lanes, start Bowling with this Number Swapper then walk over to the hooker and bury your cock in her ass while bending her over the scoring table.The End.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Tapeworm on November 18, 2012, 03:11:43 PM
Relax, killer.  She's probably just in a league.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Natural Man on November 18, 2012, 04:38:08 PM
Sounds like that Alpha male own you, and now hes balls deep in the bitch after you took her on a date and paid and she ends up picking up some other dude.

Should have maned the fuck up and made her walk home the fuck I would have let her in my car with wet panties due to some other guy.
what is the point, she obviously alrdy have 5 different kinds of sperm in her various holes. This kind of woman fucks a diff dude every night. Whatever you do she ll always be flirting and cheating with another dude.
Who wants to date or live with such a "woman"'. Oh lord, some of you really are losers. That's all you can get? How do you even end in such situations is beyond me.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Mjolnir on November 18, 2012, 04:38:50 PM
Have you heard from this ho since your 'date'?  Don't sweat it anyway, if she's low enough to get other guys numbers while on a date with you then she isn't worth bothering about.  If she text you though I would sure let her know that you don't go out a second time with women who take other men's phone numbers while they're with you.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Quickerblade on November 18, 2012, 04:42:24 PM
Have you heard from this ho since your 'date'?  Don't sweat it anyway, if she's low enough to get other guys numbers while on a date with you then she isn't worth bothering about.  If she text you though I would sure let her know that you don't go out a second time with women who take other men's phone numbers while they're with you.

I agree, very rude for her to take another guys number whilst on a date..But was it a date? maybe the OP convinced himself its a date and she was just tagging along and just wanted to go bowling.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Hulkotron on November 18, 2012, 04:57:46 PM
I had a chick on a 1st date get a call on her cell while we were out for sushi, she grabbed it immediately and was like 'oh I have to take this' and was talking for a couple minutes, so I got up and left a $20 on the table (we had ordered) and left.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: SF1900 on November 18, 2012, 05:03:45 PM
I had a chick on a 1st date get a call on her cell while we were out for sushi, she grabbed it immediately and was like 'oh I have to take this' and was talking for a couple minutes, so I got up and left a $20 on the table (we had ordered) and left.

Ha, good job. Very rude of her to do that to you, hulkotron. I assure you that most women would not do that to a tier 2 like yourself!


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Bam-bam on November 18, 2012, 05:05:45 PM
What a bitch! We ended up going bowling played two games fine whatever had fun. Now check out this coincidence, as we're packing up to return our shoes there were 5 fellas on the section next to us and one of them i guess sort of knew her since he called her name to get her attention. I saw it but played it off hey started talking, and i just went to get my shoes, then after 2-3 mins she came to return her shoes too. Then she tells me "be right back I gotta do something tell someone something" and she kind of mumbled her words fast like she was nervous for not being straight forward and I was like fine whatever. Now she's there with the other fella chit chatting for 5mins, and as I'm waiting like a dick I saw him and her take out their phones? Obviously exchanging numbers. We get in the car I tell the broad "so who was that" she says "oh just some guy who's talking to my friend", yeah really bitch is that why you guys exchanged numbers?? And then I said "cool you should've introduced me to him at least" and she said "I dont know i forgot i dont even know him really" yeah bitch but you went back to him a 2nd time?

So we left the joint we were supposed to grab a bite, but after that shit fellas instead i gave her a lame excuse I gotta wake up early tomorrow. Then she tries talk to me a lot in the car and I gave her one word answers, during the car ride home i gave her a cold shoulder, and then I dropped her off. By now she felt my energy was off beat and told me to text her and dont be a stranger and i just yes her to death, then I 1-2-3 her with a bye yeah we'll talk tomorrow (yeah right) and that's it. That was pretty much the night. From a 1-10 she's a strong 7, slim petite body, nice tits, face ok.

in other words you got really hurt and really showed it.

you should have either

a) treat her like the skank she is and make a move on her to get at least a good ole bj that night

b) do what hulkotron just posted, straight off the bat.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Mjolnir on November 18, 2012, 05:09:34 PM
Lots of 'should have done this should have done that' in this thread from guys dating plastic dolls in their mom's basement.  Big N did alright in my opinion but then I live in the real world.  Did the bitch text you again Hulkotron?


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Hulkotron on November 18, 2012, 05:16:51 PM
Lots of 'should have done this should have done that' in this thread from guys dating plastic dolls in their mom's basement.  Big N did alright in my opinion but then I live in the real world.  Did the bitch text you again Hulkotron?

She called a short while later, I didn't answer because I didn't want to go pick her up haha ;D

She texted me the next day and I was like "When we're on a date I expect to have your full attention, not listen to you making other plans on the phone" (she was clearly talking to someone, sounded like maybe a dude, about some future event).

I don't really have any problems with Big N's course of action.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Quickerblade on November 18, 2012, 05:17:48 PM
Lots of 'should have done this should have done that' in this thread from guys dating plastic dolls in their mom's basement.  Big N did alright in my opinion but then I live in the real world.  Did the bitch text you again Hulkotron?
hahha this is true.

Im not into dates, I was in LA last year for 5 days (Im from Australia)
I met a girl from LA who worked at the starbucks in downtown LA, I simply gave her my number and told "Would love to catch up with you, im leaving on Saturday, feel free to call me"

she calls the next day and says shes in the area, i give her my room number, now the hotel room is just a king size bed and a bathroom, she sits on the middle of the bed, i gave her a head massage and she went down like a falling star, she slightly did hesitate but she was just to horny, i dont even know her name, she was a good fuck.
the next day i met a Australian girl, but it doesnt count cause shes Australian. Australian girls travelling always fuck.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 18, 2012, 07:06:18 PM
Just reading this thread, my real-world reaction would have been to say " let Casanova over there pay for your shit and take you home" ....threw down 50% , peaced the fuck out and never texted her again

Not "macho bravado"....  Her cover story is obviously bullshit, as evidenced by her "don't be a stranger" remark later...she knew what she did and if that were truly the case and she liked Big N, she would have made a real effort to convince him that the dude was nobody to her. From what he wrote...she was like "whatever, c-ya"

that's rude beyond belief to do on a date.... and i would repay her in kind. A girl that has any clue what respect is and how to act, would have made a point to introduce you to the guy and not make you look like a dick. Any guy would be like "WTF?" on the inside in that situation, no matter how cool he played it on the outswide

She picked up another guy while she was on a date with you..point blank.

sorry but, NO...get the fuck out of my face


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Quickerblade on November 18, 2012, 07:12:24 PM
Just reading this thread, my real-world reaction would have been to say " let Casanova over there pay for your shit and take you home" ....threw down 50% , peaced the fuck out and never texted her again

Not "macho bravado"....  Her cover story is obviously bullshit, as evidenced by her "don't be a stranger" remark later...she knew what she did and if that were truly the case and she liked Big N, she would have made a real effort to convince him that the dude was nobody to her. From what he wrote...she was like "whatever, c-ya"

that's rude beyond belief to do on a date.... and i would repay her in kind. A girl that has any clue what respect is and how to act, would have made a point to introduce you to the guy and not make you look like a dick. Any guy would be like "WTF?" on the inside in that situation, no matter how cool he played it on the outswide

I dont think it was a Date, Im thinking she just went bowling with him and he assumed it was a date. This happens alot, i work with heaps of girls, some are really nice and if a guy asked them out to a movie and dinner etc they would just go cause they dont want to be rude or they simply having nothing else to do, then the guy would send flowers and 13 texts before lunch and shes talking about what a loser he is.

Im not dissing the Big N at all, Im on the getbiggers side all the time. Maybe it was a date. If so no need to spend one second thinking of her, delete her number and move on.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 18, 2012, 07:17:32 PM
I dont think it was a Date, Im thinking she just went bowling with him and he assumed it was a date. This happens alot, i work with heaps of girls, some are really nice and if a guy asked them out to a movie and dinner etc they would just go cause they dont want to be rude or they simply having nothing else to do, then the guy would send flowers and 13 texts before lunch and shes talking about what a loser he is.

Im not dissing the Big N at all, Im on the getbiggers side all the time. Maybe it was a date. If so no need to spend one second thinking of her, delete her number and move on.

Judging from his first post, it sounds like he was set up on a blind date.....or bullshitting and we have all been trolled  ;D

 but only he really knows, I wrote my post from the assumption they were on an actual date.

hooking up with another dude when she's out with you...that's about as bad as it can get on a first date...if that's not a kick in the balls, i don't know what is...LOL


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Hulkotron on November 18, 2012, 07:22:46 PM
I've heard the whole "but what if you don't know you're on a date?" nonsense from female friends before.  If a guy asks you to do something alone with just him it's a date.  I'm not sure how that could ever possibly be misconstrued by a sensible mind.  Why would a guy want to "hang out just for fun" with some chick he hardly knows?  That's what guy friends and group events are for.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 18, 2012, 07:33:46 PM
I've heard the whole "but what if you don't know you're on a date?" nonsense from female friends before.  If a guy asks you to do something alone with just him it's a date.  I'm not sure how that could ever possibly be misconstrued by a sensible mind.  Why would a guy want to "hang out just for fun" with some chick he hardly knows?  That's what guy friends and group events are for.

Agree 100%.



Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Mjolnir on November 18, 2012, 07:37:02 PM
Let's get a posse together and hunt this bitch down!


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Hulkotron on November 18, 2012, 07:37:53 PM
Agree 100%.



My theory is that there's absolutely nothing that terrifies the average woman more than rejection, and so she projects that onto her dating behavior towards men.  For example the woman can imagine no greater horror than asking a guy on a date and being rejected, so she will go on a pity-date with a guy whom she has no interest in dating then rationalize it later by saying "oh gosh I didn't even know it was a date!" because it avoids any feelings of guilt over rejecting his flattering proposal.  The average guy on the other hand would rather get rejected because (1) there's plenty of other chicks unless he's just truly pathetic and (2) he doesn't want to waste his time on a date that the girl doesn't actually want to be on.

I've seen this many times in both my own romantic endeavors and most of my friends.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 18, 2012, 07:42:52 PM
My theory is that there's absolutely nothing that terrifies the average woman more than rejection, and so she projects that onto her dating behavior towards men.  For example the woman can imagine no greater horror than asking a guy on a date and being rejected, so she will go on a pity-date with a guy whom she has no interest in dating then rationalize it later by saying "oh gosh I didn't even know it was a date!"  The average guy on the other hand would rather get rejected because (1) there's plenty of other chicks unless he's just truly pathetic (2) he doesn't want to waste his time on a date that the girl doesn't actually want to be on.

I've seen this many times in both my own romantic endeavors and most of my friends.

there is also the "free meal, nothing better to do" factor.  I know a lot of chicks that date just for the food, and a free night out. and the poor sap doesn't know until it's too late.



Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Hulkotron on November 18, 2012, 07:50:22 PM
there is also the "free meal, nothing better to do" factor.  I know a lot of chicks that date just for the food, and a free night out. and the poor sap doesn't know until it's too late.



Yes that as well.  That is my theory behind most of the really good looking chicks on dating sites, who have no business being on a dating site.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 18, 2012, 07:57:37 PM
Yes that as well.  That is my theory behind most of the really good looking chicks on dating sites, who have no business being on a dating site.

that and the ego stroke, they like seeing "you have 46 new messages" when they have no intention of dating anyone.





Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: flinstones1 on November 18, 2012, 09:04:46 PM
there is also the "free meal, nothing better to do" factor.  I know a lot of chicks that date just for the food, and a free night out. and the poor sap doesn't know until it's too late.



u think thats bad lol dude im fucking crushed right now....aka half an hour ago crushed ....this chick ive been pursuing for over a month now wants me to be her fucking bodyguard. a bodyguard is far worse than "lets just be friends"...like im an animal or something with no feelings who wont care if shes with other guys in my presence ::) shes 18 and is getting a car and wants protection when she  starts going out why i have no idea...

.whats worse is she led me on, completely came on to me and I gave her every reason to tell me to fuck off but she never did. So it wasnt like i was an idiot who couldnt take a hint....and shes still doing it... "Im not saying I  want to be friends forever I just want to take time to get to know you"  
 I know shes gonna have friends around though so i was cool


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 18, 2012, 09:08:29 PM
u think thats bad lol dude im fucking crushed right now....aka half an hour ago crushed ....this chick ive been pursuing for over a month now wants me to be her fucking bodyguard. a bodyguard is far worse than "lets just be friends"...like im an animal or something with no feelings who wont care if shes with other guys in my presence ::) shes 18 and is getting a car and wants protection when she  starts going out why i have no idea...

.whats worse is she led me on, completely came on to me and I gave her every reason to tell me to fuck off but she never did. So it wasnt like i was an idiot who couldnt take a hint....and shes still doing it... "Im not saying I  want to be friends forever I just want to take time to get to know you"  
 I know shes gonna have friends around though so i was cool


That sucks a large penis my friend. but i'd bet she'll fuck you on the odd night when she gets fucked up and goes home alone.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Hulkotron on November 18, 2012, 09:09:13 PM
I gave her every reason to tell me to fuck off but she never did.

Read the posts above for the explanation for this.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Quickerblade on November 18, 2012, 10:12:14 PM
Judging from his first post, it sounds like he was set up on a blind date.....or bullshitting and we have all been trolled  ;D

 but only he really knows, I wrote my post from the assumption they were on an actual date.

hooking up with another dude when she's out with you...that's about as bad as it can get on a first date...if that's not a kick in the balls, i don't know what is...LOL
Its the worst thing ever, assuming it was a legit date.

My friends brother took a girl out to a restaraunt bar his name is Danny,

 the girl was very attractive, he takes her to a great table overlooking the city and they order there dinner, there was 5 guys on another table across from them, one guy was flirting with her, she inturn flirted back, just smiling and totally not paying attention to Danny,he noticed it but brushed it off,  she says Im going to the bathroom.

 After 10 minutes of sitting alone at the dinner table Danny asked the staff where his date was, the waitress checked the bathroom and he went and checked out the bar Bitch was not there, the table of 5 guys were gone too..his heart sunk then fearing the worst.

The manager who i believe was trying her best not to inform danny what happened as it was too heartbreaking finally did she informed danny quitely that she left with other men, his fear was confirmed,  but she paid $40 towards her dinner (how cute) this was 7 years ago, and Danny is still hurt, the guy is hopeless with woman and he had overachieved with her.
I imagine she left with the guys and they all gangbanged her. now thats a real insult


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: tu_holmes on November 18, 2012, 10:20:07 PM
I was on a first date with a girl... we went to some club... one of the shitty floor guys gave her his number right in front of me.

I walked up to the dude and told him what was up immediately.

Sure, she was being shitty, but he saw her with you too I'm sure so it's not like he didn't see you guys were hanging out.

Any guy who says "Oh... I didn't know.", When it's obvious you are with her is a fucking liar and a piece of shit and should be called out for it.

I've heard the whole "but what if you don't know you're on a date?" nonsense from female friends before.  If a guy asks you to do something alone with just him it's a date.  I'm not sure how that could ever possibly be misconstrued by a sensible mind.  Why would a guy want to "hang out just for fun" with some chick he hardly knows?  That's what guy friends and group events are for.

True story... If a guy asks a chick out... and it's a 1-o-1 scenario... She is on a date. If she doesn't know she's on a date then she's just a fucking moron, but it's really just an excuse to act any kind of way she wants to.

She knows what's up.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: booty on November 18, 2012, 10:24:18 PM
Once I had a guy ask me out on a date and have the nerve to kiss another girl in front of me.  I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was standing there with his tounge down her throat.  I just looked at them both, drank my drink and left them to be. 


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: POB on November 18, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
I had a chick on a 1st date get a call on her cell while we were out for sushi, she grabbed it immediately and was like 'oh I have to take this' and was talking for a couple minutes, so I got up and left a $20 on the table (we had ordered) and left.

If that's enough to cover your share,and she had her car there,that's fair. If you didn't pay what you ordered and she didn't have a ride your a dick...


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: lyquid on November 18, 2012, 10:42:24 PM
u think thats bad lol dude im fucking crushed right now....aka half an hour ago crushed ....this chick ive been pursuing for over a month now wants me to be her fucking bodyguard. a bodyguard is far worse than "lets just be friends"...like im an animal or something with no feelings who wont care if shes with other guys in my presence ::) shes 18 and is getting a car and wants protection when she  starts going out why i have no idea...

.whats worse is she led me on, completely came on to me and I gave her every reason to tell me to fuck off but she never did. So it wasnt like i was an idiot who couldnt take a hint....and shes still doing it... "Im not saying I  want to be friends forever I just want to take time to get to know you"  
 I know shes gonna have friends around though so i was cool




Ur 19 right. ? Trust me this is nothing in life. I mean... Ull meet much better women n.Ull just laugh at this moment. Wait till u meet a rly nice girl who enjoys the same.things.in life that u want. Be it lots of fucking n beers or I Duno what u want lol but point is forget about that situation right now even. N go find some other bitch. I always had great success with facebook lol. Two things happen when u add a random.pretty girl. One she adds u n says who are u on ur wall. embarassing. Or two she adds u n Msgs u n says hi :) smiley face. And ur in. Atleast that's how I always did it yrs ago better than any bar to.pick up chicks.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: cephissus on November 18, 2012, 10:44:00 PM
lotta good posting on this page


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Quickerblade on November 18, 2012, 11:15:48 PM


Ur 19 right. ? Trust me this is nothing in life. I mean... Ull meet much better women n.Ull just laugh at this moment. Wait till u meet a rly nice girl who enjoys the same.things.in life that u want. Be it lots of fucking n beers or I Duno what u want lol but point is forget about that situation right now even. N go find some other bitch. I always had great success with facebook lol. Two things happen when u add a random.pretty girl. One she adds u n says who are u on ur wall. embarassing. Or two she adds u n Msgs u n says hi :) smiley face. And ur in. Atleast that's how I always did it yrs ago better than any bar to.pick up chicks.

Picking up at a bar is useless to me, as i use words to bait the girls, the bars are too loud.
I can always pick up at a shopping mall, or at friends house, fuck dancing like a idiot, buying drinks and trying to bag the girl.
I regret everytime i went to a bar, sure i picked up but it was alot of effort. If your on holidays the best place to meet a horny babe is by the pool or around the hotel, i was always lucky enough to have a bevy of babes in a room on my same floor, i never forget Qld, Gold Coast Australia, in Feb this year, on my way down the elevator/lift with a friend as the other 2 mates decide to crash for the night, the door open on one of the rooms and a bunch of girls say hi and close the door, we both approach the door and knock 5 sluts open the door, they let us in but the room smells of hard liqour, beer cans and spirit bottles everywhere..Awesome.
We chat for a bit then we leave, we go down stair to a few local bars then we realise lets go back to the hotel and try our luck with these girl, we enter our room and theres a letter underneath the door, saying it was awesome to meet us and we should all catch up tomorrow, fuck tomorrow we knock on the door then and there, Bianca answers we invite her to our room, we ask her to bring another girl but she says all the girls are asleep.

She enters our room, we get chatting, we pour her more vodka, we give her a tour of our suite, and we settle in the bedroom, there are two beds, my friend is sitting on his bed, im laying on mine and shes sitting on my bed, i massage her back and shoulders and she continues to skull her glass of vodka,

all the sudden shes on the floor sucking my dick and my friend pull his dick out, she takes off her panties and continues to suck me off, my friend just goes up in her raw, im just enjoying the moment,

 i cum on her face, then the bedroom door bursts open the other two dudes sleeping have woken up and now enter the room with dicks in there hand, i gently wipe away my cum off her and then my newly arrived friends take turns in entering in her mouth while the original dude is still fucking, anyhow to make a 2 hours story short,

we all cum on her twice, my friend is struggling to climax, his beating himself off in the other room, and while shes sucking him off our friend is showing him porn clips on his Iphone, he finally cums on her chest..the girl is just laying there, shes tired as fuck and she wont get up, we got hot towels to clean her and we had to dress her up, she finally got up and ran to her room. Bye Bianca, thanks for the good time. she took 6 cumshots like a champion, not bad for a girl with a boyfriend.
Lesson 1: anything is possible
Lesson 2: dont think your hotel bed sheets are as clean as you think.
Lesson 3" dont think your hotel towels are as clean as you think, we used them to clean bianca up.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: daddy8ball on November 18, 2012, 11:16:24 PM
Going bowling b/c she wanted to was your first mistake.
Why are you letting her call the shots?
You like bars? You shoulda went to a bar and got your drink on. She doesn't like it? She's not for you.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on November 18, 2012, 11:34:37 PM
Picking up at a bar is useless to me, as i use words to bait the girls, the bars are too loud.
I can always pick up at a shopping mall, or at friends house, fuck dancing like a idiot, buying drinks and trying to bag the girl.
I regret everytime i went to a bar, sure i picked up but it was alot of effort. If your on holidays the best place to meet a horny babe is by the pool or around the hotel, i was always lucky enough to have a bevy of babes in a room on my same floor, i never forget Qld, Gold Coast Australia, in Feb this year, on my way down the elevator/lift with a friend as the other 2 mates decide to crash for the night, the door open on one of the rooms and a bunch of girls say hi and close the door, we both approach the door and knock 5 sluts open the door, they let us in but the room smells of hard liqour, beer cans and spirit bottles everywhere..Awesome.
We chat for a bit then we leave, we go down stair to a few local bars then we realise lets go back to the hotel and try our luck with these girl, we enter our room and theres a letter underneath the door, saying it was awesome to meet us and we should all catch up tomorrow, fuck tomorrow we knock on the door then and there, Bianca answers we invite her to our room, we ask her to bring another girl but she says all the girls are asleep.

She enters our room, we get chatting, we pour her more vodka, we give her a tour of our suite, and we settle in the bedroom, there are two beds, my friend is sitting on his bed, im laying on mine and shes sitting on my bed, i massage her back and shoulders and she continues to skull her glass of vodka,

all the sudden shes on the floor sucking my dick and my friend pull his dick out, she takes off her panties and continues to suck me off, my friend just goes up in her raw, im just enjoying the moment,

 i cum on her face, then the bedroom door bursts open the other two dudes sleeping have woken up and now enter the room with dicks in there hand, i gently wipe away my cum off her and then my newly arrived friends take turns in entering in her mouth while the original dude is still fucking, anyhow to make a 2 hours story short,

we all cum on her twice, my friend is struggling to climax, his beating himself off in the other room, and while shes sucking him off our friend is showing him porn clips on his Iphone, he finally cums on her chest..the girl is just laying there, shes tired as fuck and she wont get up, we got hot towels to clean her and we had to dress her up, she finally got up and ran to her room. Bye Bianca, thanks for the good time. she took 6 cumshots like a champion, not bad for a girl with a boyfriend.
Lesson 1: anything is possible
Lesson 2: dont think your hotel bed sheets are as clean as you think.
Lesson 3" dont think your hotel towels are as clean as you think, we used them to clean bianca up.

Hi Australian benchmstr


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Spidey on November 19, 2012, 12:14:50 AM
I love to hear these king of stories. Too bad she did that to you man, i would have reacted the same way because even if she was a bitch and took another dudes number i wouldn't be capable of leaving her there. That's not me but i would never answer her again! Fucking sluts!

Maybe someday i'll get the courage and tell some stories of my own :p


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Red Hook on November 19, 2012, 04:53:15 AM
3 pages and still no pics...clearly beta


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Hulkotron on November 19, 2012, 06:20:49 AM
If that's enough to cover your share,and she had her car there,that's fair. If you didn't pay what you ordered and she didn't have a ride your a dick...

The whole point in the situation is to be a dick "POB".  Try to keep up.  Where guys get into trouble with women (or just with social/professional interaction in general) is thinking you have to be try to be nice to everyone all the time regardless of any other factors.  This is a good idea in a theoretical utopian society but in the real world it's a good way to get treated like a doormat.

If you're taking some whore to do something that costs you more than $40 on a first date, you're trying way too hard.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Bam-bam on November 19, 2012, 06:36:18 AM
groink and hulkotron are the father and brother I never had, respectively, no homo.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Grape Ape on November 19, 2012, 06:39:04 AM
u think thats bad lol dude im fucking crushed right now....aka half an hour ago crushed ....this chick ive been pursuing for over a month now wants me to be her fucking bodyguard. a bodyguard is far worse than "lets just be friends"...like im an animal or something with no feelings who wont care if shes with other guys in my presence ::) shes 18 and is getting a car and wants protection when she  starts going out why i have no idea...

.whats worse is she led me on, completely came on to me and I gave her every reason to tell me to fuck off but she never did. So it wasnt like i was an idiot who couldnt take a hint....and shes still doing it... "Im not saying I  want to be friends forever I just want to take time to get to know you"  
 I know shes gonna have friends around though so i was cool


See it through, this will turn out well.  Research Kevin Costner and Heidi Klum for two points of reference.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: gracie bjj on November 19, 2012, 06:43:46 AM
i didnt play that shit when it came to broads being disrespectful, i was with a girl back in 88 n we where driving in brooklyn on kings highway when i noticed she n another dude where making eye contact at a red light. she smiled at the guy after he waved so i flipped him off n screamed out the window of my 280zx n said(GO FUCK YOURSELF), he drove off. i asked her what was that about n she asked (what was what about) i asked her to go in a little store n get a lighter(we just bought a nice big bag of skunk weed) when she went in the store i beeped the horn n when she looked at me i gave her the finger n peeled out n drove back to jersey leaving her stranded. she called me later that night n said her father was a hitman for the mob n he was going to shoot my ass


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 19, 2012, 06:54:26 AM
groink and hulkotron are the father and brother I never had, respectively, no homo.

WTF happened to "older brother i never had" ?  fuck :P


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Army of One on November 19, 2012, 07:01:00 AM
Picking up at a bar is useless to me, as i use words to bait the girls, the bars are too loud.
I can always pick up at a shopping mall, or at friends house, fuck dancing like a idiot, buying drinks and trying to bag the girl.
I regret everytime i went to a bar, sure i picked up but it was alot of effort. If your on holidays the best place to meet a horny babe is by the pool or around the hotel, i was always lucky enough to have a bevy of babes in a room on my same floor, i never forget Qld, Gold Coast Australia, in Feb this year, on my way down the elevator/lift with a friend as the other 2 mates decide to crash for the night, the door open on one of the rooms and a bunch of girls say hi and close the door, we both approach the door and knock 5 sluts open the door, they let us in but the room smells of hard liqour, beer cans and spirit bottles everywhere..Awesome.
We chat for a bit then we leave, we go down stair to a few local bars then we realise lets go back to the hotel and try our luck with these girl, we enter our room and theres a letter underneath the door, saying it was awesome to meet us and we should all catch up tomorrow, fuck tomorrow we knock on the door then and there, Bianca answers we invite her to our room, we ask her to bring another girl but she says all the girls are asleep.

She enters our room, we get chatting, we pour her more vodka, we give her a tour of our suite, and we settle in the bedroom, there are two beds, my friend is sitting on his bed, im laying on mine and shes sitting on my bed, i massage her back and shoulders and she continues to skull her glass of vodka,

all the sudden shes on the floor sucking my dick and my friend pull his dick out, she takes off her panties and continues to suck me off, my friend just goes up in her raw, im just enjoying the moment,

 i cum on her face, then the bedroom door bursts open the other two dudes sleeping have woken up and now enter the room with dicks in there hand, i gently wipe away my cum off her and then my newly arrived friends take turns in entering in her mouth while the original dude is still fucking, anyhow to make a 2 hours story short,

we all cum on her twice, my friend is struggling to climax, his beating himself off in the other room, and while shes sucking him off our friend is showing him porn clips on his Iphone, he finally cums on her chest..the girl is just laying there, shes tired as fuck and she wont get up, we got hot towels to clean her and we had to dress her up, she finally got up and ran to her room. Bye Bianca, thanks for the good time. she took 6 cumshots like a champion, not bad for a girl with a boyfriend.
Lesson 1: anything is possible
Lesson 2: dont think your hotel bed sheets are as clean as you think.
Lesson 3" dont think your hotel towels are as clean as you think, we used them to clean bianca up.

Reading shit like that makes me lose faith in humanity, the poor sap who doesnt know his gf took 4 guys at once behind his back ;D


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Raymondo on November 19, 2012, 07:02:16 AM
i didnt play that shit when it came to broads being disrespectful, i was with a girl back in 88 n we where driving in brooklyn on kings highway when i noticed she n another dude where making eye contact at a red light. she smiled at the guy after he waved so i flipped him off n screamed out the window of my 280zx n said(GO FUCK YOURSELF), he drove off. i asked her what was that about n she asked (what was what about) i asked her to go in a little store n get a lighter(we just bought a nice big bag of skunk weed) when she went in the store i beeped the horn n when she looked at me i gave her the finger n peeled out n drove back to jersey leaving her stranded. she called me later that night n said her father was a hitman for the mob n he was going to shoot my ass


haha, cool story bro


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: gracie bjj on November 19, 2012, 07:23:01 AM
we got back together after that n things went smooth for awhile, till i fopund out she was fuckin some dude whos father had a jewelry shop. i should have seen the writing on the wall but was blind to it or didnt want to believe it, the first sign was she wasnt calling me everyday like she used to, the 2nd sign was when we where together she used to let me bang her in the ass n now she didnt. then finally one day i got up the guts to ask her if she had someone else n she paused for a moment n said yes, i threw my phone on the floor of my job n started running through the warehouse screaming n crying,i was screaming out the words (why did she do it). my supervisor was chasing me around trying to calm me down, he told me to go home n relax n comeback in tomorrow. i went to new york (spanish harlem) n picked up an 8 ball n tried to escape the deep torment by getting high n drunk, around 2 in the morning i drove to her house in woodbridge,nj n starting banging on her window and screaming please come back to me, her father came outside in his underwear with a meat cleaver n started swinging it towards me like a wildman. i ran back to my car n grabbed n old rusty axe i kept for protection n we where screaming at eachother from across the street, my ex broad said i better leave cause the mother called his mob partners to come by n whack me. i held my ground but out of nowwhere a police car pulls up n  the cop takes out his gun n says to both of us to drop our weapons, the father didnt want to drop the meat cleaver n they sprayed him with pepper spray n he fell to the ground, the older brother of my ex girl now decides to come outside n starts screaming at me calling me a motherfuckin pussy. my ex girl came running over to me n started makin out with me telling me she stills loves me n wants to get back together. the cop told me to leave so i got back in my car n drove off into the night with alot of mixed feelings


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Raymondo on November 19, 2012, 07:42:34 AM
we got back together after that n things went smooth for awhile, till i fopund out she was fuckin some dude whos father had a jewelry shop. i should have seen the writing on the wall but was blind to it or didnt want to believe it, the first sign was she wasnt calling me everyday like she used to, the 2nd sign was when we where together she used to let me bang her in the ass n now she didnt. then finally one day i got up the guts to ask her if she had someone else n she paused for a moment n said yes, i threw my phone on the floor of my job n started running through the warehouse screaming n crying,i was screaming out the words (why did she do it). my supervisor was chasing me around trying to calm me down, he told me to go home n relax n comeback in tomorrow. i went to new york (spanish harlem) n picked up an 8 ball n tried to escape the deep torment by getting high n drunk, around 2 in the morning i drove to her house in woodbridge,nj n starting banging on her window and screaming please come back to me, her father came outside in his underwear with a meat cleaver n started swinging it towards me like a wildman. i ran back to my car n grabbed n old rusty axe i kept for protection n we where screaming at eachother from across the street, my ex broad said i better leave cause the mother called his mob partners to come by n whack me. i held my ground but out of nowwhere a police car pulls up n  the cop takes out his gun n says to both of us to drop our weapons, the father didnt want to drop the meat cleaver n they sprayed him with pepper spray n he fell to the ground, the older brother of my ex girl now decides to come outside n starts screaming at me calling me a motherfuckin pussy. my ex girl came running over to me n started makin out with me telling me she stills loves me n wants to get back together. the cop told me to leave so i got back in my car n drove off into the night with alot of mixed feelings

Cool story bro, add some dragons and whatnot


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: gracie bjj on November 19, 2012, 08:01:31 AM
i met an indian broad at a club in paliades park back in 92,she was pretty cool n didnt fuck around on me. i was with a guy from my job who also liked to go to clubs the night i met her n she was with her friend named indira,my girl was named indra. the night went smooth n i ended up suckin her tits in my car n she jerked me off 2 times in a row n took the mayo. my buddy didnt make out as well and his girl grabbed his cock while she was watching my girl blow me in the backseat, that shit had me horny beyond belief. my boy starts to get horny at this point n asks his girl to blow him n she said not now, he gets pissed n storms outta the car n takes a walk. he came back to the car after 5 minutes or so n stays quiet while my girl is blowing me in the backseat making loud growling sounds, he decides to try to jump in the backseat with me n c if my girl would blow him also, i was like WTF bro, then he starts jerking off and starts puking all over the backseat of my car. i asked my girl to blow him also but she said no, i said well can u ask your friend to at least jerk him off awhile,the friend refused. we ended up sleeping at their house that night since they lived close to the club n in the morning we went out to a bagel store n got bagels with whitefish salad, the relationship lasted 4 years n then she left the country with out saying a word to me, i was heartbroken for a few months


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: POB on November 19, 2012, 08:09:19 AM
The whole point in the situation is to be a dick "POB".  Try to keep up.  Where guys get into trouble with women (or just with social/professional interaction in general) is thinking you have to be try to be nice to everyone all the time regardless of any other factors.  This is a good idea in a theoretical utopian society but in the real world it's a good way to get treated like a doormat.

If you're taking some whore to do something that costs you more than $40 on a first date, you're trying way too hard.

Well "hulkotron"1- I would never take a "whore" on a date, 2- I would never leave someone without a ride 3- you must of been trying way to hard spending more than $40 on a 1st date cause I've never had sushi under at least $60 and that's if you don't drink Sapporo...
       
                       


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Wiggs on November 19, 2012, 08:37:03 AM
Great thread gentlemen.  I see I need to punish some white hoes for transgressions against my white brothers. 

I'll take of it.

In all seriousness.  Don't let these c u n t s get away with anything.  Call em out on the flirty shit.  Let em know you mean business. Just don't look like a lunatic doing it.  And if they're whores, treat them as such. 


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Agnostic007 on November 19, 2012, 08:38:58 AM
I would have done the same thing. As far as the comments about approaching the guy she exchanged numbers with.. disagree. I've been that guy who got a girls number when she was with a male. I have to assume it's okay if 1. She suggests it first, and 2. He allows it. It just ain't my problem. It would be different if he approached both of you, then asked for her number in front of you, but her running back to him, it's all on her at that point.

I would not have left her, that's just not my thing and the violation of dating rules that occurred didn't warrant that. Plus, it would have probably resulted in her having more fun being left with the guy, then having to find a ride back once home.

But, once we got to her place and she was out the door, giving me small talk about "don't be a stranger" I would have let her know why the date ended suddenly. It wouldn't be a discussion it would be me telling her where she went wrong. I know you know she knows... ;-) but ..... people will rationalize away any wrongdoing on their part if you give them the chance and by the time she got to her front door she would have convinced herself she is awesome but that you really had to get up really early..... So I would not have given her that option.  


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: andreisdaman on November 19, 2012, 08:43:19 AM
Great thread gentlemen.  I see I need to punish some white hoes for transgressions against my white brothers. 

I'll take of it.

In all seriousness.  Don't let these c u n t s get away with anything.  Call em out on the flirty shit.  Let em know you mean business. Just don't look like a lunatic doing it.  And if they're whores, treat them as such. 

I punish white hoes in bed everyday....nothing new here :D


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Tapeworm on November 19, 2012, 08:45:12 AM
Thread of broken hearts.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: 240 is Back on November 19, 2012, 09:05:56 AM
i met an indian broad at a club in paliades park back in 92,she was pretty cool n didnt fuck around on me. i was with a guy from my job who also liked to go to clubs the night i met her n she was with her friend named indira,my girl was named indra. the night went smooth n i ended up suckin her tits in my car n she jerked me off 2 times in a row n took the mayo. my buddy didnt make out as well and his girl grabbed his cock while she was watching my girl blow me in the backseat, that shit had me horny beyond belief. my boy starts to get horny at this point n asks his girl to blow him n she said not now, he gets pissed n storms outta the car n takes a walk. he came back to the car after 5 minutes or so n stays quiet while my girl is blowing me in the backseat making loud growling sounds, he decides to try to jump in the backseat with me n c if my girl would blow him also, i was like WTF bro, then he starts jerking off and starts puking all over the backseat of my car. i asked my girl to blow him also but she said no, i said well can u ask your friend to at least jerk him off awhile,the friend refused. we ended up sleeping at their house that night since they lived close to the club n in the morning we went out to a bagel store n got bagels with whitefish salad, the relationship lasted 4 years n then she left the country with out saying a word to me, i was heartbroken for a few months

your stories are awesome, seriously.   gritty and realistic and entertaining.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: gracie bjj on November 19, 2012, 09:12:29 AM
your stories are awesome, seriously.   gritty and realistic and entertaining.

the crazy thing is this stuff is 100% true, ive been through some fucked up shit in my day. ive had some really fucked up experiances in my day with women,drugs,freindships ect. i just seem to attract all the crazy people


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Hulkotron on November 19, 2012, 09:35:18 AM
Yes great stories gracie.

2- I would never leave someone without a ride          

Haha what a bitch :D


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Bam-bam on November 19, 2012, 10:26:35 AM
WTF happened to "older brother i never had" ?  fuck :P

its because of hulkotron, but ok you are older brother and hulkotron same age brother.

all genetics and somatomax


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Hulkotron on November 19, 2012, 10:33:08 AM
Yes I lack the experience/expertise in vag-humping of a man like Groink.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Raymondo on November 19, 2012, 11:18:17 AM
your stories are awesome, seriously.   gritty and realistic and entertaining.

and imaginary.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Agnostic007 on November 19, 2012, 11:32:16 AM
3 pages and I'm the only one suggesting beating the random dude - wooo, such testosterone pumped badasses we have here  ::) ::)

No wonder you ain't getting the vagina. Females smell the estrogen miles away.
Not saying I'm getting vagina but that's because of too much testosterone.

I can't speak for everyone else, but the reason I didn't say to beat the random dudes ass was this;

Too many witnesses. It takes place in a bowling alley. And most of us GBers, well, when we start the ball rolling, it usually doesn't stop until the other guy is dead. Not sure how you take care of business. But for most of us, we have to take into consideration the cell phone video cameras all over the place just waitning to catch our methodical, "Taken" CIA type destruction of that human body.

What we didn't mention, because..well most of us thought it went without saying is... after dropping her off, I would turn off my cell phone to stop any possibility of tracking my location at a later date. Drive back to the bowling alley and wait outside in my blacked out Aston Martin until the dude came out. I would then follow him until an opportunity presented itself to be alone with the dude. At that point, I would quickly and effeciently dispatch said dude with extreme prejudice.

Likely after that, stop off on the way home for a quick workout.   


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Donny on November 19, 2012, 11:35:20 AM
Take her home and show her your puppies...


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: mass243 on November 19, 2012, 11:48:11 AM
I can't speak for everyone else, but the reason I didn't say to beat the random dudes ass was this;

Too many witnesses. It takes place in a bowling alley. And most of us GBers, well, when we start the ball rolling, it usually doesn't stop until the other guy is dead. Not sure how you take care of business. But for most of us, we have to take into consideration the cell phone video cameras all over the place just waitning to catch our methodical, "Taken" CIA type destruction of that human body.

What we didn't mention, because..well most of us thought it went without saying is... after dropping her off, I would turn off my cell phone to stop any possibility of tracking my location at a later date. Drive back to the bowling alley and wait outside in my blacked out Aston Martin until the dude came out. I would then follow him until an opportunity presented itself to be alone with the dude. At that point, I would quickly and effeciently dispatch said dude with extreme prejudice.

Likely after that, stop off on the way home for a quick workout.  


All-black-no-license-plates  -style  8)


You seem to know about these things. Have you taken online special-agent-intimidation-courses too ?


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Hulkotron on November 19, 2012, 11:49:35 AM
I can imagine no quicker way into a "broad's" (love that word) pants than picking her up in a white Vince Basile-style conversion van.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 19, 2012, 11:59:40 AM
I'm not going to beat anyone's ass, I'm not going to flip out on the chick, I would just leave...fuck the both of them

It actually gains you  your dignity in a no-win situation, because when she goes back to the guy and tells him you told her to fuck off, even though he "got the girl"  he's going to be like "fuck that dude is legit", and the chick is going to be thinking "damn, that fucking dude rolled out on me"

if you take her home and shit, that will be laughed about when he plunges his cock into her..."what did he say when you said that ??  hahahahaaa, really? ...yeah lick my balls just like that"   

And if you fight him, you look like you gave a shit...and who the fuck is fighting over a girl on a first date ?


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: gracie bjj on November 19, 2012, 12:05:03 PM
I'm not going to beat anyone's ass, I'm not going to flip out on the chick, I would just leave...fuck the both of them

It actually gains you  your dignity in a no-win situation, because when she goes back to the guy and tells him you told her to fuck off, even though he "got the girl"  he's going to be like "fuck that dude is legit", and the chick is going to be thinking "damn, that fucking dude rolled out on me"

if you take her home and shit, that will be laughed about when he plunges his cock into her..."what did he say when you said that ??  hahahahaaa, really? ...yeah lick my balls just like that"   

And if you fight him, you look like you gave a shit...and who the fuck is fighting over a girl on a first date ?

x2


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: mass243 on November 19, 2012, 12:12:13 PM

Member Groink might be right.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: tu_holmes on November 19, 2012, 12:17:21 PM
I'm not going to beat anyone's ass, I'm not going to flip out on the chick, I would just leave...fuck the both of them

It actually gains you  your dignity in a no-win situation, because when she goes back to the guy and tells him you told her to fuck off, even though he "got the girl"  he's going to be like "fuck that dude is legit", and the chick is going to be thinking "damn, that fucking dude rolled out on me"

if you take her home and shit, that will be laughed about when he plunges his cock into her..."what did he say when you said that ??  hahahahaaa, really? ...yeah lick my balls just like that"   

And if you fight him, you look like you gave a shit...and who the fuck is fighting over a girl on a first date ?

Exactly... Why even give a shit about some chick YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: bike nut on November 19, 2012, 12:18:56 PM
I'm not going to beat anyone's ass, I'm not going to flip out on the chick, I would just leave...fuck the both of them

It actually gains you  your dignity in a no-win situation, because when she goes back to the guy and tells him you told her to fuck off, even though he "got the girl"  he's going to be like "fuck that dude is legit", and the chick is going to be thinking "damn, that fucking dude rolled out on me"

if you take her home and shit, that will be laughed about when he plunges his cock into her..."what did he say when you said that ??  hahahahaaa, really? ...yeah lick my balls just like that"   

And if you fight him, you look like you gave a shit...and who the fuck is fighting over a girl on a first date ?

Truer words have almost never been spoken....


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Hulkotron on November 19, 2012, 12:19:42 PM
Some guys are just strong men who like to fight.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Agnostic007 on November 19, 2012, 12:29:43 PM

All-black-no-license-plates  -style  8)


You seem to know about these things. Have you taken online special-agent-intimidation-courses too ?

I'm not at liberty to say


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: 240 is Back on November 19, 2012, 12:44:20 PM
always know of 3 girls who live in teh area of your date.

text all 3 when your date starts going sour, mentioning you're in the area and bored.  At least one will invite you over, and the night won't end badly.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 19, 2012, 12:46:08 PM
Exactly... Why even give a shit about some chick YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

yep...and imagine the shit this chick pulls for an encore if that's what she does on a first date.  later.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: CalvinH on November 19, 2012, 12:47:54 PM
Dude got played,end of story.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: bike nut on November 19, 2012, 12:48:45 PM
yep...and imagine the shit this chick pulls for an encore if that's what she does on a first date.  later.

I'm sensing this is a fella who got tired of all the Scottsdale dating bullshit and started taking the bull by the horns.

Heed these words of wisdom and learning my Getbig brethren.  ;D


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 19, 2012, 12:58:06 PM
I'm sensing this is a fella who got tired of all the Scottsdale dating bullshit and started taking the bull by the horns.

Heed these words of wisdom and learning my Getbig brethren.  ;D

LOL....nah I'm still with the same chick, going on three years. but before then i was playing the field, and I'm in the HOF of womanizing assholes, they retired my number and everything 

i live vicariously through my fellow getbiggers now when it comes to this crap.  ;D


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Parker on November 19, 2012, 01:24:50 PM
I have to say, Groink and a few others are dropping, not dimes, but pure KNOWLEDGE.
take heed young steeds, take heed...


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Mjolnir on November 19, 2012, 02:10:00 PM
So what happened to BigN and the epilogue to this story?  No appearance here means he probably text her the next day or responded to her text.  His Getbig licence to destroy pussy has been revoked.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Tapeworm on November 19, 2012, 03:09:11 PM
So what happened to BigN and the epilogue to this story?  No appearance here means he probably text her the next day or responded to her text.  His Getbig licence to destroy pussy has been revoked.

He's getting fitted for custom bowling shoes.  Next time around he's gonna be King of the Lanes.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Natural Man on November 19, 2012, 03:18:48 PM
Picking up at a bar is useless to me, as i use words to bait the girls, the bars are too loud.
I can always pick up at a shopping mall, or at friends house, fuck dancing like a idiot, buying drinks and trying to bag the girl.
I regret everytime i went to a bar, sure i picked up but it was alot of effort. If your on holidays the best place to meet a horny babe is by the pool or around the hotel, i was always lucky enough to have a bevy of babes in a room on my same floor, i never forget Qld, Gold Coast Australia, in Feb this year, on my way down the elevator/lift with a friend as the other 2 mates decide to crash for the night, the door open on one of the rooms and a bunch of girls say hi and close the door, we both approach the door and knock 5 sluts open the door, they let us in but the room smells of hard liqour, beer cans and spirit bottles everywhere..Awesome.
We chat for a bit then we leave, we go down stair to a few local bars then we realise lets go back to the hotel and try our luck with these girl, we enter our room and theres a letter underneath the door, saying it was awesome to meet us and we should all catch up tomorrow, fuck tomorrow we knock on the door then and there, Bianca answers we invite her to our room, we ask her to bring another girl but she says all the girls are asleep.

She enters our room, we get chatting, we pour her more vodka, we give her a tour of our suite, and we settle in the bedroom, there are two beds, my friend is sitting on his bed, im laying on mine and shes sitting on my bed, i massage her back and shoulders and she continues to skull her glass of vodka,

all the sudden shes on the floor sucking my dick and my friend pull his dick out, she takes off her panties and continues to suck me off, my friend just goes up in her raw, im just enjoying the moment,

 i cum on her face, then the bedroom door bursts open the other two dudes sleeping have woken up and now enter the room with dicks in there hand, i gently wipe away my cum off her and then my newly arrived friends take turns in entering in her mouth while the original dude is still fucking, anyhow to make a 2 hours story short,

we all cum on her twice, my friend is struggling to climax, his beating himself off in the other room, and while shes sucking him off our friend is showing him porn clips on his Iphone, he finally cums on her chest..the girl is just laying there, shes tired as fuck and she wont get up, we got hot towels to clean her and we had to dress her up, she finally got up and ran to her room. Bye Bianca, thanks for the good time. she took 6 cumshots like a champion, not bad for a girl with a boyfriend.
Lesson 1: anything is possible
Lesson 2: dont think your hotel bed sheets are as clean as you think.
Lesson 3" dont think your hotel towels are as clean as you think, we used them to clean bianca up.

sure "quickie"

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=155624;image)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=251657.msg3538499#msg3538499



Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Quickerblade on November 19, 2012, 03:37:02 PM
 One pic chaged the Misc boards forever. Cheers to it.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Otis B Driftwood on November 19, 2012, 04:26:44 PM
sure "quickie"

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=94466.0;attach=155624;image)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=251657.msg3538499#msg3538499



Any credibility has been flushed down the porcelain throne after viewing that Sudani tribal mask called a face.


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: gracie bjj on November 19, 2012, 06:15:40 PM
that reminds me of a time when i was going out with this crazy brazilian broad back in 99, she used to try to play with my head all the time by saying shit like( IM NOT SURE ABOUT US)or (YOU R NOT SERIOUS ABOUT ME) n i was gettin really pissed. i ended up meeting some other girls around my way n started banging them here n there, at one point i had 4 broads that i was banging everyweek. anyway my original broad started coming around my house spying on me n saw me with one of the girls one night n started screaming at me in the street n calling me a fuckin cheating guy, the girl im with at the moment started screaming at the other broad telling her his dick is mine now bitch so go fuck yourself. at this point i just want to get the fuck out of there n go home, i tell the new girl to just forget it n lets go, she said fuck that n charged the other broad n grabbed her hair n threw her on the concrete. i was shittin in my pants at this point cause i didnt want no police coming around cause i had some blow on me, i ran over to them while they where fighting trying to break it up n my old girl kicked me right in the fuckin nuts n i went down on one screaming n then i jumped up n ran down the street to my house, i hid my stash n then went back down the street n it was quiet, then out of nowhere they both started screaming shit at me saying im a scumbag n a liar. what happened was my old girl lied n said i fucked her in her car that morning, the new broad believed her n the whole night ended up fucked up


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: Quickerblade on November 19, 2012, 08:04:13 PM
that reminds me of a time when i was going out with this crazy brazilian broad back in 99, she used to try to play with my head all the time by saying shit like( IM NOT SURE ABOUT US)or (YOU R NOT SERIOUS ABOUT ME) n i was gettin really pissed. i ended up meeting some other girls around my way n started banging them here n there, at one point i had 4 broads that i was banging everyweek. anyway my original broad started coming around my house spying on me n saw me with one of the girls one night n started screaming at me in the street n calling me a fuckin cheating guy, the girl im with at the moment started screaming at the other broad telling her his dick is mine now bitch so go fuck yourself. at this point i just want to get the fuck out of there n go home, i tell the new girl to just forget it n lets go, she said fuck that n charged the other broad n grabbed her hair n threw her on the concrete. i was shittin in my pants at this point cause i didnt want no police coming around cause i had some blow on me, i ran over to them while they where fighting trying to break it up n my old girl kicked me right in the fuckin nuts n i went down on one screaming n then i jumped up n ran down the street to my house, i hid my stash n then went back down the street n it was quiet, then out of nowhere they both started screaming shit at me saying im a scumbag n a liar. what happened was my old girl lied n said i fucked her in her car that morning, the new broad believed her n the whole night ended up fucked up

Brazilians are fiesty as hell, did you fuck both of them?


Title: Re: New date new broad
Post by: bike nut on November 19, 2012, 10:05:11 PM
Brazilians are fiesty as hell, did you fuck both of them?

No....they stole his ability to write in paragraphs.   ::)