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« Reply #50 on: November 19, 2012, 05:53:15 AM »

3 pages and still no pics...clearly beta
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« Reply #51 on: November 19, 2012, 07:20:49 AM »

If that's enough to cover your share,and she had her car there,that's fair. If you didn't pay what you ordered and she didn't have a ride your a dick...

The whole point in the situation is to be a dick "POB".  Try to keep up.  Where guys get into trouble with women (or just with social/professional interaction in general) is thinking you have to be try to be nice to everyone all the time regardless of any other factors.  This is a good idea in a theoretical utopian society but in the real world it's a good way to get treated like a doormat.

If you're taking some whore to do something that costs you more than $40 on a first date, you're trying way too hard.
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« Reply #52 on: November 19, 2012, 07:36:18 AM »

groink and hulkotron are the father and brother I never had, respectively, no homo.
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« Reply #53 on: November 19, 2012, 07:39:04 AM »

u think thats bad lol dude im fucking crushed right now....aka half an hour ago crushed ....this chick ive been pursuing for over a month now wants me to be her fucking bodyguard. a bodyguard is far worse than "lets just be friends"...like im an animal or something with no feelings who wont care if shes with other guys in my presence Roll Eyes shes 18 and is getting a car and wants protection when she  starts going out why i have no idea...

.whats worse is she led me on, completely came on to me and I gave her every reason to tell me to fuck off but she never did. So it wasnt like i was an idiot who couldnt take a hint....and shes still doing it... "Im not saying I  want to be friends forever I just want to take time to get to know you"  
 I know shes gonna have friends around though so i was cool


See it through, this will turn out well.  Research Kevin Costner and Heidi Klum for two points of reference.
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« Reply #54 on: November 19, 2012, 07:43:46 AM »

i didnt play that shit when it came to broads being disrespectful, i was with a girl back in 88 n we where driving in brooklyn on kings highway when i noticed she n another dude where making eye contact at a red light. she smiled at the guy after he waved so i flipped him off n screamed out the window of my 280zx n said(GO FUCK YOURSELF), he drove off. i asked her what was that about n she asked (what was what about) i asked her to go in a little store n get a lighter(we just bought a nice big bag of skunk weed) when she went in the store i beeped the horn n when she looked at me i gave her the finger n peeled out n drove back to jersey leaving her stranded. she called me later that night n said her father was a hitman for the mob n he was going to shoot my ass
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« Reply #55 on: November 19, 2012, 07:54:26 AM »

groink and hulkotron are the father and brother I never had, respectively, no homo.

WTF happened to "older brother i never had" ?  fuck Tongue
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« Reply #56 on: November 19, 2012, 08:01:00 AM »

Picking up at a bar is useless to me, as i use words to bait the girls, the bars are too loud.
I can always pick up at a shopping mall, or at friends house, fuck dancing like a idiot, buying drinks and trying to bag the girl.
I regret everytime i went to a bar, sure i picked up but it was alot of effort. If your on holidays the best place to meet a horny babe is by the pool or around the hotel, i was always lucky enough to have a bevy of babes in a room on my same floor, i never forget Qld, Gold Coast Australia, in Feb this year, on my way down the elevator/lift with a friend as the other 2 mates decide to crash for the night, the door open on one of the rooms and a bunch of girls say hi and close the door, we both approach the door and knock 5 sluts open the door, they let us in but the room smells of hard liqour, beer cans and spirit bottles everywhere..Awesome.
We chat for a bit then we leave, we go down stair to a few local bars then we realise lets go back to the hotel and try our luck with these girl, we enter our room and theres a letter underneath the door, saying it was awesome to meet us and we should all catch up tomorrow, fuck tomorrow we knock on the door then and there, Bianca answers we invite her to our room, we ask her to bring another girl but she says all the girls are asleep.

She enters our room, we get chatting, we pour her more vodka, we give her a tour of our suite, and we settle in the bedroom, there are two beds, my friend is sitting on his bed, im laying on mine and shes sitting on my bed, i massage her back and shoulders and she continues to skull her glass of vodka,

all the sudden shes on the floor sucking my dick and my friend pull his dick out, she takes off her panties and continues to suck me off, my friend just goes up in her raw, im just enjoying the moment,

 i cum on her face, then the bedroom door bursts open the other two dudes sleeping have woken up and now enter the room with dicks in there hand, i gently wipe away my cum off her and then my newly arrived friends take turns in entering in her mouth while the original dude is still fucking, anyhow to make a 2 hours story short,

we all cum on her twice, my friend is struggling to climax, his beating himself off in the other room, and while shes sucking him off our friend is showing him porn clips on his Iphone, he finally cums on her chest..the girl is just laying there, shes tired as fuck and she wont get up, we got hot towels to clean her and we had to dress her up, she finally got up and ran to her room. Bye Bianca, thanks for the good time. she took 6 cumshots like a champion, not bad for a girl with a boyfriend.
Lesson 1: anything is possible
Lesson 2: dont think your hotel bed sheets are as clean as you think.
Lesson 3" dont think your hotel towels are as clean as you think, we used them to clean bianca up.

Reading shit like that makes me lose faith in humanity, the poor sap who doesnt know his gf took 4 guys at once behind his back Grin
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« Reply #57 on: November 19, 2012, 08:02:16 AM »

i didnt play that shit when it came to broads being disrespectful, i was with a girl back in 88 n we where driving in brooklyn on kings highway when i noticed she n another dude where making eye contact at a red light. she smiled at the guy after he waved so i flipped him off n screamed out the window of my 280zx n said(GO FUCK YOURSELF), he drove off. i asked her what was that about n she asked (what was what about) i asked her to go in a little store n get a lighter(we just bought a nice big bag of skunk weed) when she went in the store i beeped the horn n when she looked at me i gave her the finger n peeled out n drove back to jersey leaving her stranded. she called me later that night n said her father was a hitman for the mob n he was going to shoot my ass


haha, cool story bro
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« Reply #58 on: November 19, 2012, 08:23:01 AM »

we got back together after that n things went smooth for awhile, till i fopund out she was fuckin some dude whos father had a jewelry shop. i should have seen the writing on the wall but was blind to it or didnt want to believe it, the first sign was she wasnt calling me everyday like she used to, the 2nd sign was when we where together she used to let me bang her in the ass n now she didnt. then finally one day i got up the guts to ask her if she had someone else n she paused for a moment n said yes, i threw my phone on the floor of my job n started running through the warehouse screaming n crying,i was screaming out the words (why did she do it). my supervisor was chasing me around trying to calm me down, he told me to go home n relax n comeback in tomorrow. i went to new york (spanish harlem) n picked up an 8 ball n tried to escape the deep torment by getting high n drunk, around 2 in the morning i drove to her house in woodbridge,nj n starting banging on her window and screaming please come back to me, her father came outside in his underwear with a meat cleaver n started swinging it towards me like a wildman. i ran back to my car n grabbed n old rusty axe i kept for protection n we where screaming at eachother from across the street, my ex broad said i better leave cause the mother called his mob partners to come by n whack me. i held my ground but out of nowwhere a police car pulls up n  the cop takes out his gun n says to both of us to drop our weapons, the father didnt want to drop the meat cleaver n they sprayed him with pepper spray n he fell to the ground, the older brother of my ex girl now decides to come outside n starts screaming at me calling me a motherfuckin pussy. my ex girl came running over to me n started makin out with me telling me she stills loves me n wants to get back together. the cop told me to leave so i got back in my car n drove off into the night with alot of mixed feelings
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« Reply #59 on: November 19, 2012, 08:42:34 AM »

we got back together after that n things went smooth for awhile, till i fopund out she was fuckin some dude whos father had a jewelry shop. i should have seen the writing on the wall but was blind to it or didnt want to believe it, the first sign was she wasnt calling me everyday like she used to, the 2nd sign was when we where together she used to let me bang her in the ass n now she didnt. then finally one day i got up the guts to ask her if she had someone else n she paused for a moment n said yes, i threw my phone on the floor of my job n started running through the warehouse screaming n crying,i was screaming out the words (why did she do it). my supervisor was chasing me around trying to calm me down, he told me to go home n relax n comeback in tomorrow. i went to new york (spanish harlem) n picked up an 8 ball n tried to escape the deep torment by getting high n drunk, around 2 in the morning i drove to her house in woodbridge,nj n starting banging on her window and screaming please come back to me, her father came outside in his underwear with a meat cleaver n started swinging it towards me like a wildman. i ran back to my car n grabbed n old rusty axe i kept for protection n we where screaming at eachother from across the street, my ex broad said i better leave cause the mother called his mob partners to come by n whack me. i held my ground but out of nowwhere a police car pulls up n  the cop takes out his gun n says to both of us to drop our weapons, the father didnt want to drop the meat cleaver n they sprayed him with pepper spray n he fell to the ground, the older brother of my ex girl now decides to come outside n starts screaming at me calling me a motherfuckin pussy. my ex girl came running over to me n started makin out with me telling me she stills loves me n wants to get back together. the cop told me to leave so i got back in my car n drove off into the night with alot of mixed feelings

Cool story bro, add some dragons and whatnot
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« Reply #60 on: November 19, 2012, 09:01:31 AM »

i met an indian broad at a club in paliades park back in 92,she was pretty cool n didnt fuck around on me. i was with a guy from my job who also liked to go to clubs the night i met her n she was with her friend named indira,my girl was named indra. the night went smooth n i ended up suckin her tits in my car n she jerked me off 2 times in a row n took the mayo. my buddy didnt make out as well and his girl grabbed his cock while she was watching my girl blow me in the backseat, that shit had me horny beyond belief. my boy starts to get horny at this point n asks his girl to blow him n she said not now, he gets pissed n storms outta the car n takes a walk. he came back to the car after 5 minutes or so n stays quiet while my girl is blowing me in the backseat making loud growling sounds, he decides to try to jump in the backseat with me n c if my girl would blow him also, i was like WTF bro, then he starts jerking off and starts puking all over the backseat of my car. i asked my girl to blow him also but she said no, i said well can u ask your friend to at least jerk him off awhile,the friend refused. we ended up sleeping at their house that night since they lived close to the club n in the morning we went out to a bagel store n got bagels with whitefish salad, the relationship lasted 4 years n then she left the country with out saying a word to me, i was heartbroken for a few months
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« Reply #61 on: November 19, 2012, 09:09:19 AM »

The whole point in the situation is to be a dick "POB".  Try to keep up.  Where guys get into trouble with women (or just with social/professional interaction in general) is thinking you have to be try to be nice to everyone all the time regardless of any other factors.  This is a good idea in a theoretical utopian society but in the real world it's a good way to get treated like a doormat.

If you're taking some whore to do something that costs you more than $40 on a first date, you're trying way too hard.

Well "hulkotron"1- I would never take a "whore" on a date, 2- I would never leave someone without a ride 3- you must of been trying way to hard spending more than $40 on a 1st date cause I've never had sushi under at least $60 and that's if you don't drink Sapporo...
       
                       
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« Reply #62 on: November 19, 2012, 09:37:03 AM »

Great thread gentlemen.  I see I need to punish some white hoes for transgressions against my white brothers. 

I'll take of it.

In all seriousness.  Don't let these c u n t s get away with anything.  Call em out on the flirty shit.  Let em know you mean business. Just don't look like a lunatic doing it.  And if they're whores, treat them as such. 
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« Reply #63 on: November 19, 2012, 09:38:58 AM »

I would have done the same thing. As far as the comments about approaching the guy she exchanged numbers with.. disagree. I've been that guy who got a girls number when she was with a male. I have to assume it's okay if 1. She suggests it first, and 2. He allows it. It just ain't my problem. It would be different if he approached both of you, then asked for her number in front of you, but her running back to him, it's all on her at that point.

I would not have left her, that's just not my thing and the violation of dating rules that occurred didn't warrant that. Plus, it would have probably resulted in her having more fun being left with the guy, then having to find a ride back once home.

But, once we got to her place and she was out the door, giving me small talk about "don't be a stranger" I would have let her know why the date ended suddenly. It wouldn't be a discussion it would be me telling her where she went wrong. I know you know she knows... ;-) but ..... people will rationalize away any wrongdoing on their part if you give them the chance and by the time she got to her front door she would have convinced herself she is awesome but that you really had to get up really early..... So I would not have given her that option.  
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« Reply #64 on: November 19, 2012, 09:43:19 AM »

Great thread gentlemen.  I see I need to punish some white hoes for transgressions against my white brothers. 

I'll take of it.

In all seriousness.  Don't let these c u n t s get away with anything.  Call em out on the flirty shit.  Let em know you mean business. Just don't look like a lunatic doing it.  And if they're whores, treat them as such. 

I punish white hoes in bed everyday....nothing new here Cheesy
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« Reply #65 on: November 19, 2012, 09:45:12 AM »

Thread of broken hearts.
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« Reply #66 on: November 19, 2012, 10:05:56 AM »

i met an indian broad at a club in paliades park back in 92,she was pretty cool n didnt fuck around on me. i was with a guy from my job who also liked to go to clubs the night i met her n she was with her friend named indira,my girl was named indra. the night went smooth n i ended up suckin her tits in my car n she jerked me off 2 times in a row n took the mayo. my buddy didnt make out as well and his girl grabbed his cock while she was watching my girl blow me in the backseat, that shit had me horny beyond belief. my boy starts to get horny at this point n asks his girl to blow him n she said not now, he gets pissed n storms outta the car n takes a walk. he came back to the car after 5 minutes or so n stays quiet while my girl is blowing me in the backseat making loud growling sounds, he decides to try to jump in the backseat with me n c if my girl would blow him also, i was like WTF bro, then he starts jerking off and starts puking all over the backseat of my car. i asked my girl to blow him also but she said no, i said well can u ask your friend to at least jerk him off awhile,the friend refused. we ended up sleeping at their house that night since they lived close to the club n in the morning we went out to a bagel store n got bagels with whitefish salad, the relationship lasted 4 years n then she left the country with out saying a word to me, i was heartbroken for a few months

your stories are awesome, seriously.   gritty and realistic and entertaining.
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« Reply #67 on: November 19, 2012, 10:12:29 AM »

your stories are awesome, seriously.   gritty and realistic and entertaining.

the crazy thing is this stuff is 100% true, ive been through some fucked up shit in my day. ive had some really fucked up experiances in my day with women,drugs,freindships ect. i just seem to attract all the crazy people
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« Reply #68 on: November 19, 2012, 10:35:18 AM »

Yes great stories gracie.

2- I would never leave someone without a ride          

Haha what a bitch Cheesy
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« Reply #69 on: November 19, 2012, 11:26:35 AM »

WTF happened to "older brother i never had" ?  fuck Tongue

its because of hulkotron, but ok you are older brother and hulkotron same age brother.

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« Reply #70 on: November 19, 2012, 11:33:08 AM »

Yes I lack the experience/expertise in vag-humping of a man like Groink.
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« Reply #71 on: November 19, 2012, 12:18:17 PM »

your stories are awesome, seriously.   gritty and realistic and entertaining.

and imaginary.
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« Reply #72 on: November 19, 2012, 12:32:16 PM »

3 pages and I'm the only one suggesting beating the random dude - wooo, such testosterone pumped badasses we have here  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

No wonder you ain't getting the vagina. Females smell the estrogen miles away.
Not saying I'm getting vagina but that's because of too much testosterone.

I can't speak for everyone else, but the reason I didn't say to beat the random dudes ass was this;

Too many witnesses. It takes place in a bowling alley. And most of us GBers, well, when we start the ball rolling, it usually doesn't stop until the other guy is dead. Not sure how you take care of business. But for most of us, we have to take into consideration the cell phone video cameras all over the place just waitning to catch our methodical, "Taken" CIA type destruction of that human body.

What we didn't mention, because..well most of us thought it went without saying is... after dropping her off, I would turn off my cell phone to stop any possibility of tracking my location at a later date. Drive back to the bowling alley and wait outside in my blacked out Aston Martin until the dude came out. I would then follow him until an opportunity presented itself to be alone with the dude. At that point, I would quickly and effeciently dispatch said dude with extreme prejudice.

Likely after that, stop off on the way home for a quick workout.   
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« Reply #73 on: November 19, 2012, 12:35:20 PM »

Take her home and show her your puppies...
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« Reply #74 on: November 19, 2012, 12:48:11 PM »

I can't speak for everyone else, but the reason I didn't say to beat the random dudes ass was this;

Too many witnesses. It takes place in a bowling alley. And most of us GBers, well, when we start the ball rolling, it usually doesn't stop until the other guy is dead. Not sure how you take care of business. But for most of us, we have to take into consideration the cell phone video cameras all over the place just waitning to catch our methodical, "Taken" CIA type destruction of that human body.

What we didn't mention, because..well most of us thought it went without saying is... after dropping her off, I would turn off my cell phone to stop any possibility of tracking my location at a later date. Drive back to the bowling alley and wait outside in my blacked out Aston Martin until the dude came out. I would then follow him until an opportunity presented itself to be alone with the dude. At that point, I would quickly and effeciently dispatch said dude with extreme prejudice.

Likely after that, stop off on the way home for a quick workout.  


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You seem to know about these things. Have you taken online special-agent-intimidation-courses too ?
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