I just saw fat people eat on on the news. They were shamelessly gorging themselves on the beach in swim trunks and bikinis. The woman looked like a huge ball on sticks and she was just slamming down like it's the last day.

Man this is so disgusting and makes me want to do a 40 day fast to purify myself of what my eyes have seen. Do you ever get disgusted by fat people to the point of irrationally fearing of becoming one yourself?

You see jack shit fuckstain go back to sleep to your delusional dream you couldn't wrestle me in to chains nor beat me in a punch out it would be brutally one-sided, I would ship your remains back to your mother with a sorry note.

You have never meditated a moment in your life nor have a spiritual bone in your body. How did your tinder fuck date go on Jesus birthday? Did you steal any drinks alco?

I would have you chained up like that big coon Kunta Kinte after one right hand to the ribs

See how big your muscles are after a 1 week diet of cat shit

I've meditated boy. And I asked Christ to come into my life and deliver me to salvation, and he did

It's why I now know that you are the face of true evil

A pasty devil posing as an agent of peace an enlightenment, but look at how many intelligent mammals you condemn to a brief life of misery in order to feed your ego and satisfy your gluttony

All those psychedelic experiences and you've never once attempted to bring peace to the other living things around you by refusing to participate in these markets of death and misery

God forbid big ho loses his muscles! I am shaking with rage right now chief

And now you say you want to bring kids into this world too?

I would love to terminate your ability to reproduce with a furious uppercut to those shriveled grapes of yours

Actually I'd rip them clean off and feed them to my lion cub that I am going to adopt

Give me one, just ONE, positive example of you making the world better for others after frying your brain with drugs? I'll wait

oh and yeah, Tinder date went great. Made her cum 5 times and she is OBESSED with my obliques 

Can we have a theological debate between dj and the roidpig followed by a bare knuckle boxing match?