Dear Krizzo, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, Grindr and Muscle Phone number at the bottom
I sent two DMs back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with IG or somethin'
Sometimes I dribble on my sundresses a little sloppy when I get excited
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a son, guess what I'ma call him? I'ma name him Lonnie
I read about Ronnie Coleman too, I'm sorry
I had a friend cripple himself from squatting and deadlifting heavy ass weight cuz he wanna
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest schmoe
I even got the underground muscle worship pics that you did on cam
I got a masturbation room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I liked the impromptu posedown you did with Markus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Ram

Excellent work!

Fetterman calls out 'absolute socialist' Seattle mayor and 'avowed communist' Graham Platner
The self-described 'pro-capitalist Democrat' also targeted the New York City mayor in a Reason interview
By Lindsay Kornick Fox News
Published May 13, 2026
https://www.foxnews.com/media/fetterman-calls-absolute-socialist-seattle-mayor-katie-wilson-avowed-communist-graham-platner

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