Can't unring the bell, can't unfuck that grapefruit.

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Got to forgive Dave for sticking up for Kai though, that zesty bastard would've definitely gave it a smooch if he was under the towel.

Committee, take note.  This is a serious post of the year candidate. 

do you think troutman fucked rambo up the ass when he was in basic training thus turning rambo into the pissed off war machine he became ?

I think you've nailed it.  Colonel Troutman definitely groomed John Rambo. 

he couldn't handle the truth. His catch phrase of communism (which I am almost sure he doesn't understand) in juxtaposition with trumps socialist policies caused some cognitive dissonance and his defense mechanism was to deflect. I am sure he is apoplectic as his truculent little ass is prone to mood lability owing to a underdeveloped prefrontal cortex..

The most parsimonious answer to why trump is doing this stuff is simply... he is retarded.

Even if I didn't agree with everything you've just posted, I'd still give you serious kudos for the use several big words. 

This was good

Agreed.  He's put over 30lbs back on and is sponsored by ZPHC.  And says he's shooting for 10 more pounds.  He needs to be careful. 

Brazilian muff is a legitimate delicacy.