He walks fine.

Im not trying to defend his dirty leftist politics though.

Whenever a ripe grape fruit came along.... nature took its course

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When I first heard the ladybug thing, I thought it was going to be a cute elderly southern 'mo thing, come to find out the guy had a molely, warty asshole .

Hahaha same here

I was fishing upstate at a pond just adjacent to my property that I guess I technically wasn't supposed to be there, but I don’t think the owner probably would have cared about 11 year old boys fishing.

Unbeknownst to me all the cows just start showing up to drink. The pond was mostly covered by forest so they were close to me and blocking the exit.

I didn’t go and try to pet them, I was afraid. I ran into the woods like a rabbit trying to run to safety from a predator.

They walked close to the edge where the forest began and they just looked at me like the pussy I appeared to be.

That's smart though. You still can't trust them.  I would have gotten far away as well. They may have started a stampede. I did once see a video of someone playing the violin for cows and they enjoyed it. I also saw a video of a man playing his fiddle for a wild fox.

As I mentioned before both towers fell identically, I don't know what went on but what's the chances of 2 structures  collapsing  the same. I feel like it should have been messy,  like why not one side give out more and one side stay up while the other plummets, just looked too perfect and symmetrical

two identical towers falling identically?

wouldnt that be more likely?