Branch Warren-Levrone Classic

[falco]

Fixed

To each his own.

[Pet shop boys]

From the back, Branch is really starting to deteriorate. Perhaps Brian and Johnnie can have an intervention.  

He looks like something you'd find in a KFC bucket.



WooSHHHHHH

[BayGBM]

Fixed

He can peer through my window. 

[Tha Grim Lifter]

Aside from the torn muscles, Branch has a flat stomach, always comes into shows in condition, has all the bodyparts.

He honestly should have kept the look he had when he turned pro and learned how to train properly instead of swinging the dam weights everywhere.

[MP]

The expression on his face; he looks like a guy that is standing in the bushes at night; spying through some woman's bedroom window

[LurkerNoMore]

Ripped?  More like ripped up.

In all fairness though, a lot of the older guys who have been pounding the weights hard all the time for years and years...   their lats seem to be the first to go.  I talked to Haney and Taylor before about this and they told me that many of the pros they knew that suffered from this is because they have totally blown out their RCs, labrums, and have severe tendonitis/bursitis/arthritis in their shoulder regions that make flexing and expanding the muscle outwards impossible.

[falco]

Ripped?  More like ripped up.

In all fairness though, a lot of the older guys who have been pounding the weights hard all the time for years and years...   their lats seem to be the first to go.  I talked to Haney and Taylor before about this and they told me that many of the pros they knew that suffered from this is because they have totally blown out their RCs, labrums, and have severe tendonitis/bursitis/arthritis in their shoulder regions that make flexing and expanding the muscle outwards impossible.

I have to do all my back exercises with underhand grip, due to Rcufs tendonitis. The same for chest.

[SOMEPARTS]

When did he tear the pec?

Branch doesn't subscribe to the saying "if you don't have it, don't hit it"....his mantra is "if you don't have it, hit it harder than everyone else".

[mr.turbo]

turd

swirling the drain that refuses to flush

where's hank wood when you need him

[mr.turbo]

Branch is regarded as Pro Bodybuilding's 'obnoxious son'.

His behaviour in the gym and at Expos is truly vile.  This angry man, who stands at only 5 foot 6 inches, has had a damaging influence on this so-called sport!  It may have something to do with his unresolved 'aggression issues' and poor-personal-hygiene-standards....just to list a few.

Lift your game Branch!  It is time to join the human race.

Poor little Branch.

How is this 'Neanderthal of MetroFlex' going to solve the problems of burnt-out-receptors, a bad attitude and distorted-lines? 

Branch, all the pharmaceuticals in the world could not solve your body-image issues.  Maybe it is time to look in a 'new sewer' for that ever elusive solution?

There has been so much written about how ugly Branch is!

He is described as a simple man with rancid body odour, poor lines and bloated abdomen who is always making an 'ass of himself' in every gym he trains in!

For Christ sake Branch, grow up!  You were born ugly with appalling genetics but this no reason to continually act in such anti-social ways!

Not hating, just my opinion.

Branch is regarded as a pro who has one of the most vascular heads in the sport. 

What a pity 'cranium vascularity' is not part of the judging criteria.

Hang in there Branch, women may find you repulsive but i know that only 'makes you stronger'.....hahahahaha.

Branch share some of those war stories. 

How about the time you ate 4 roast chickens in a sitting and your stomach nearly exploded from the hormones....

[ritch]

Would love to see a guy like Branch backstage at a show crossing some twink like those fags on stage and shoulder check him in the wall.

Some good ol' fashioned bullying, just to show em who's boss...

(awaits SF1900 reply on how bullying is horrible and such, lol...)

[mr.turbo]

Branch is an ignoramus.

[SquidVicious]

The guy actually has amazing lines, shape and genetics. Just has taken it too far in the mass direction and can't reverse the Palumboism. Here's a teen pic from 20 years ago. Show me a guy at this year's nationals or USA who looks this good.

[Rambone]

The guy actually has amazing lines, shape and genetics. Just has taken it too far in the mass direction and can't reverse the Palumboism. Here's a teen pic from 20 years ago. Show me a guy at this year's nationals or USA who looks this good.

Everyday teenager looks complete with flowing hair and wrinkle-free baby face. Must've been tired from constantly fighting off the girls (and schmoes) with a stick.

[Nether Animal]

Someone mentioned that his stomach is flat, and that is somewhat true. A rare case of palumboism where the distension isn't the main distracting factor.

[Agent69]

what a complete mess

[Taffin]

Repost:

If the guy is proud of shots like this, I don't think he's easily phased by criticism...

[BayGBM]

Would love to see a guy like Branch backstage at a show crossing some twink like those fags on stage and shoulder check him in the wall.

Some good ol' fashioned bullying, just to show em who's boss...

(awaits SF1900 reply on how bullying is horrible and such, lol...)

Your fantasies say a lot about you. 

[Tha Grim Lifter]

turd

swirling the drain that refuses to flush

where's hank wood when you need him

He became a Mod at another board and fucked off.