Can bodybuilding help you get girls?

[littlechris]

without a doubt having muscles WHILE being lean gets one laid very often.  the problem though is that girls wont stick around for a relationship because they are insecure and feel threatened that you may leave them for another girl, because of the attention a guy with an incredible physique gets.  but they will surely have sex. from all my experiences, most girls want normal looking guys, they are just too insecure to hash out a long term relationship with a man who is a chick magnet.  sad but true. 

-LC

[Special Ed]

TOP TEN WAYS BODYBUILDING HELPS GUYS GET POONTANG

1. Higher testosterone levels equates to lower standards.
2. Chicks more likely to give it up after "roid-induced" ass-licking.
3. Aggressive "tactic" of pulling out cock before dinner proven to triple results.
4. Girls impressed by deca-load that flies clear over their head and want to "Tivo" the experience.
5. New generation of women prefer shaven-pube look on "men".
6. 98% of girls under 18 willing to hump anything with a "six-pack".
7. Stale but gimmicky opening line of "Wanna feel my muscle" continues to cause spontaneous giggling in 83% of women over 21.
8. "Popping boyfriend's zits" listed as #2 girl's hobby on MySpace.com.
9. Less likely to "fall asleep" after scoring and more likely to "return to club" to attempt "dirty double dip" achievement made famous by Tommy Lee.
10. Women hanging around at gyms proven to be up to thirteen times easier than general female population.

Special "Alto Diez" Ed

[NeverTrustABlonde]

TOP TEN WAYS BODYBUILDING HELPS GUYS GET POONTANG

1. Higher testosterone levels equates to lower standards.
2. Chicks more likely to give it up after "roid-induced" ass-licking.
3. Aggressive "tactic" of pulling out cock before dinner proven to triple results.
4. Girls impressed by deca-load that flies clear over their head and want to "Tivo" the experience.
5. New generation of women prefer shaven-pube look on "men".
6. 98% of girls under 18 willing to hump anything with a "six-pack".
7. Stale but gimmicky opening line of "Wanna feel my muscle" continues to cause spontaneous giggling in 83% of women over 21.
8. "Popping boyfriend's zits" listed as #2 girl's hobby on MySpace.com.
9. Less likely to "fall asleep" after scoring and more likely to "return to club" to attempt "dirty double dip" achievement made famous by Tommy Lee.
10. Women hanging around at gyms proven to be up to thirteen times easier than general female population.

Special "Alto Diez" Ed

LMAO

[Bast000]

first off, i'm a tranny expert somewhat.

second, i want to deny all these allegations that chicks dig anything but muscles.

with every 1/4 inch i gain on my arms, a girl i bang goes down by 5 lbs.

i'm up to banging chicks in the 190's.

as soon as my arms hit 14 inches, who knows what i'll be hitting.

hahahh yes!$!$ $!$

[arigato]

Go to South Beach and test your skills there, playboy!

oh yea, south beach~ definitely a playboy spot! good call!

hey dude, goto south beach during spring! chick city~

[ManBearPig...]

my "girlfriend" Ramon tells me these are "her" top 3 turn ons:

1.  me having a job.
2. me having  chest hair.
3. worrying more about "her" than my intercoastals.

[Fury]

my "girlfriend" Ramon tells me these are "her" top 3 turn ons:

1.  me having a job.
2. me having  chest hair.
3. worrying more about "her" than my intercoastals.

BerzerkFury is #1 in BerzerkFury's book.

[ManBearPig...]

BerzerkFury is #1 in BerzerkFury's book.

my name's Ramon.

[Bast000]

can roofies help you get girls?

[G]

my "girlfriend" Ramon tells me these are "her" top 3 turn ons:

1.  me having a job.
2. me having  chest hair.
3. worrying more about "her" than my intercoastals.

what the fuck...?u forreal?

[Fury]

can roofies help you get girls?

Special Ed and I are endorsers of the "Roofie Coollata," helping ugly people have sex since it's invention.

[Bast000]

what the f**k...?u forreal?

all bodybuilders love trannies.  you didn't know?

[ManBearPig...]

what the f**k...?u forreal?

you seem to be lost here on getbig.

[Bast000]

you seem to be lost here on getbig.

yes.  getbig loves the cock

[Bast000]

getbig is gayer than putting tampons in your asshole.

[Fury]

getbig is gayer than putting tampons in your asshole.

Why you got to make fun of Alexxx like that Bast?

[ManBearPig...]

getbig is gayer than putting tampons in your asshole.

can you pm me that photo of your cock again?

[Bast000]

getbig is the kind of board where muscular gays seek other muscular gays for random 'hooking up', oh brother, gayer than adopting twin boys with your life partner, Marcos.

[G]

you seem to be lost here on getbig.

and whats the problem - you can get a real girl?!

[nzmusclemonster]

getbig is the kind of board where muscular gays seek other muscular gays for random 'hooking up', oh brother, gayer than adopting twin boys with your life partner, Marcos.

Thats just you fun boy. You drought has turned you into a homo.

[Bast000]

can you pm me that photo of your cock again?

not until you first send me pictures of you in the shower or at least your ass.

[ManBearPig...]

and whats the problem - you can get a real girl?!

why would i want to with all the muscle hunks around here?

[Bast000]

Thats just you fun boy. You drought has turned you into a homo.

don't act like you're straight, coming to this milky sausage filled website.  you're not fooling anyone honey

[Fury]

don't act like you're straight, coming to this milky sausage filled website.  you're not fooling anyone honey

I wouldn't listen to NZMuscleTwunt, he got dumped by a stripper. Talk about hitting rock bottom.

[Jerryme7]

If bodybuilding can help you get women...why do I see a lot of fitness chicks with guys that dont look like they picked up a weight in their lives?

Well, save for Jenny Lynn's husband...now that guy is huge and so is Monica Brandt's husband as well as Zena Collins husband

But the other fitness chicks have weakling looking boyfriends/husbands? Why is that?