Author Topic: A BRUTAL GYM OWNING (Read 8255 times)

rs3000 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:06:14 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on November 12, 2006, 06:58:22 PM

HAHA ok "rs3000", Do you have PMT because the local video store told you you couldnt rent "Dawson's Crack", "Black Cock Down" and "Doing John Malkovich" because your copy of Jonn Basedow's "Fitness Made Simple" was overdue and you still hadnt paid off the Fine you had for "Frankie Goes To Hollywood 84-Live in San Francisco"HAHAHAHA GAYER THAN JOHN TRAVOLTA'S JET INTERIOR.

Man your jokes suck...

but let me guess while you were typing these out another girl was looking over your shoulder at Starbucks and then winked at you and gave you her number...

and then a guy was sipping his espresso and you went over there and took the cup and did a set if curls with the cup for 10 reps then downed it in one glorious gulp and looked at the guy and said "pwn3d!!". then his girl winked at you and you got her number...

damn db you are pwn3'ing the world!!!

Army of One · « **Reply #26 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:07:36 PM »

Quote from: rs3000 on November 12, 2006, 07:06:14 PM

Man your jokes suck...

but let me guess while you were typing these out another girl was looking over your shoulder at Starbucks and then winked at you and gave you her number...

and then a guy was sipping his espresso and you went over there and took the cup and did a set if curls with the cup for 10 reps then downed it in one glorious gulp and looked at the guy and said "pwn3d!!". then his girl winked at you and you got her number...

damn db you are pwn3'ing the world!!!

EPIC HUMOR BURNOUT

Miss Karen · « **Reply #27 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:40:00 PM »

Knew when I saw OWNING this thread was going to shit.

Hunter86 · « **Reply #28 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:43:59 PM »

Quote from: AVBG on November 12, 2006, 06:25:43 PM

Did I hurt your feelings??

which one are you??

hahahahhahahahha

are you serious none of those douche bags can get 225 of the rack let alone for 8 reps. And what the fuck are they suppose to be the cross country team, or the diving team, or maybe synchronized swimmers either way they are all gayer than jumpstart

AVBG · « **Reply #29 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:48:08 PM »

Quote from: Hunter86 on November 12, 2006, 07:43:59 PM

are you serious none of those douche bags can get 225 of the rack let alone for 8 reps. And what the f**k are they suppose to be the cross country team, or the diving team, or maybe synchronized swimmers either way they are all gayer than jumpstart

Do any of these "douche bags" look like they can get 225 off the rack? .. I doubt that the combined weight of all the douche bags exceeds 225lb

KTMckay · « **Reply #30 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:49:02 PM »

You sure OWNED HIM!! Thats about the shittiest made up sdtory ive ever read. id guess your 16 huh

Miss Karen · « **Reply #31 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:51:06 PM »

Seen more muscle on a snail.

youandme · « **Reply #32 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:54:29 PM »

Not sure why you guys take so much effort into owning people at he gym, why waste your energy?

It takes no wasted strength, when someone ask for a spot on bench just simply teabag them

KTMckay · « **Reply #33 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:55:00 PM »

i was guessing if he almost dropped them on his head he'd have to get them over it first right? ... so your saying this character in your non fiction story got them over his head in order to drop them on his head weighing 160? then you magically curled tham after pressing 225 for another set of 8? you must be steve KUCLO~!!!! Your the man Steve!

Fury · « **Reply #34 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:55:42 PM »

Sarcasm's are actually funny. This, however, was terrible.

KTMckay · « **Reply #35 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:56:28 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on November 12, 2006, 07:55:42 PM

Sarcasm's are actually funny. This, however, was terrible.

His are halfway believable. This one wreaks of bullshit.

Hunter86 · « **Reply #36 on:** November 12, 2006, 07:56:52 PM »

Quote from: AVBG on November 12, 2006, 07:48:08 PM

Do any of these "douche bags" look like they can get 225 off the rack? .. I doubt that the combined weight of all the douche bags exceeds 225lb

The best part of the pic is they are all posing like they are a part of G-unit and they are all posted up on a HONDA!!! After the pic was taken i'm sure they all went for a run did some yoga and ate a fruit salad

Miss Karen · « **Reply #37 on:** November 12, 2006, 08:08:09 PM »

Thank God he is OK we all prayed for him our prayers were answered.Amen

civello_06 · « **Reply #38 on:** November 12, 2006, 08:34:06 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on November 12, 2006, 04:57:57 PM

So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!

Funny how this guy lives up to all the wanna be sterio types mentioned on these boards.Im not one to talk shit but lets ust break this down.You found it necessary to to mention that you shoulder press 225 for 8 in the first sentence, then you brag about how you can curl 90 lb dumbells for ten rep.Why put in all that info on an internet board if you arent some insecure "buck 60 soaking wet" guy yourself?Then you add the iceing to the cake by claiming that this guy's girlfriend was so impressed by your curling and shit talking skills that she gave you her number when her man wasnt looking so you could hook up later.For some reason, Ive got a feeling your full of shit.

gtbro1 · « **Reply #39 on:** November 12, 2006, 08:37:40 PM »

someone find that pic of him and his friends and post it.

AVBG · « **Reply #40 on:** November 12, 2006, 08:39:06 PM »

Quote from: gtbro1 on November 12, 2006, 08:37:40 PM

someone find that pic of him and his friends and post it.

look up, its on this page.

KTMckay · « **Reply #41 on:** November 12, 2006, 08:39:45 PM »

Quote from: Hunter86 on November 12, 2006, 07:56:52 PM

The best part of the pic is they are all posing like they are a part of G-unit and they are all posted up on a HONDA!!! After the pic was taken i'm sure they all went for a run did some yoga and ate a fruit salad

I happen to like fruit salad god damnit.

tomr1976 · « **Reply #42 on:** November 12, 2006, 09:39:00 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on November 12, 2006, 04:57:57 PM

So I was halfway through my set of 225 for 8 on the shoulder press when this guy comes walking in, a buck 60 soaking wet wth advanced imaginary lat syndrome.He walks over to the dumbell rack and picks up 2 90s and attempts to sit on the bench and do some dumbell presses.I finish my set and look up and this douche is nearly dropping the weights on his head.I walk over and help the guy out and then knocked out a set of 10 curls with the dumbells in front of him and just calmly said "stay in school" HAHAHAHAHAHAHis girlfriend was watching and winked at me and pointed to her cell, when he wasnt looking she gave me her number HAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER GYM OWNING!!

Oh sure, this all happened...

gtbro1 · « **Reply #43 on:** November 12, 2006, 11:11:42 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on November 12, 2006, 06:41:02 PM

Sarcasm called and he wants his gig back, you petender. Besides, you only used one (!) exclamation mark. Everybody knows that an owning only truly becpmes a 'Brutal Gym Owning' with at least 25 of 'em.

HAHAHAHAHA HE is right. You need a bunch of em.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tomr1976 · « **Reply #44 on:** November 12, 2006, 11:23:51 PM »

Quote from: civello_06 on November 12, 2006, 08:34:06 PM

Funny how this guy lives up to all the wanna be sterio types mentioned on these boards.Im not one to talk shit but lets ust break this down.You found it necessary to to mention that you shoulder press 225 for 8 in the first sentence, then you brag about how you can curl 90 lb dumbells for ten rep.Why put in all that info on an internet board if you arent some insecure "buck 60 soaking wet" guy yourself?Then you add the iceing to the cake by claiming that this guy's girlfriend was so impressed by your curling and shit talking skills that she gave you her number when her man wasnt looking so you could hook up later.For some reason, Ive got a feeling your full of shit.

hahaha, fuckjing owned bgt s na noon1